First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Ozzie overcomplimented a weird body part in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: January 12, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".There's a fine line between an original compliment and a really weird and creepy one! Ozzie thinks that Talisha isn't calling him back because he overcomplimented a weird body part on their first date.Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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First day follow-up. Heard of foot fetishes before? Yep. All kinds of other fetishes. I've never heard of a nose fetish. A nose fetish. On the phone right now is Ozzy for a First Date Follow-Up, and it sounds like Ozzy might have a nose fetish.

You kinky boy. What's up, Ozzy? Hey, guys, what's up? All right, before we get into your love of noses, let's find out about the woman that you want to call today for your First Date Follow-Up. What's her name? Talisha. Talisha, allup. What's her name?

Talisha. Talisha, all right. What did you guys do on your date? It was like a typical date, I guess. It was a great one. We went out to dinner. We did everything that you would do right on a date. You know what I mean?

We had a great conversation. She spoke about everything. I spoke about everything. You know, it was very clear that we were just really making it work. I mean, we communicated well. You know, it was very open. I didn't feel uncomfortable, you know. She just had all the qualities, you know.

Plus, on top of that, she had like the greatest nose in the world. What specifically about her nose do you like? It's just, God, it's perfect. You know what I mean? I can't describe it. Is it big? Is it small? Is it just right? I can't describe it. Is it big? Is it small? Is it just right?

I don't know what that means. Yeah, you said in your email, like you were glowing about her nose in your email. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was not big. It was not small. It was just right.

It wasn't like a creepy Michael Jackson nose. You know what I mean? That's nice. It was just perfect, you know? And just, I don't know, I'm all about face. Face just says a lot for me, and it's amazing. I think a lot of people are face people. Yeah, I mean, it's the first thing you see.

And the nose is an important part of the face. It is. Well, yeah, that's essentially it. But, yeah, we hit it off. It was great. Did you tell her that you liked her nose on the date? I'll be honest, I kind of did. I didn't make a big deal.

I didn't make it a big deal. It was just kind of like, you know, you have a great nose. It was very passing. If it was like that, then that's okay. But if it was like, oh my God, your nose is making me so horny right now. Did I touch your nose? That might be a little much. Yeah, no, not really.

I mean, literally it was like after dinner right before dessert that I even said that. You didn't grab whatever like whipped cream that was on top of the dessert and just put a little dollop on her nose and lick it off? No. Okay. So how did the date end between you two? Was there a kiss? Was there a, did you touch a nose? Like what happened? It was like, we, it was great. I drove her home, you know, I walked her to the door and let me guess you gave her an eskimo kiss no it was actually just a real kiss like you know we locked lips it felt great i mean it didn't feel bad we made even we even made plans to to

to go out again um so so she she kissed you and everything and now you can't get a hold of her well all right we did talk for for a bit after like it was like two or three times we got into conversation i i called her during the day and stuff like that we we just you know it continued and then like i think after like the third day i was talking to each other over the phone it was just cold like she just ghosted you yeah it was really weird i i don't know. I was worried. I thought she might have gotten sick. You know what I mean? I got worried, but it's just nothing.

So now you want us to sniff out the problem. Nice. Thank you. Thank you for that, Evan. No worries. Something smells fishy. Ah, very good. Nice. I wonder if he knows what it was. Oh my god. Knowledge is power, right?

Right. That's not a good nose joke. No, that was not a good nose joke. But, hey, you know what? I respect the attempt at the nose joke right there. All right. You can't think of any reason, though, that she's not. Or any nose joke.

Yeah. Well, you can't think of a nose joke. We know that. But you can't think of any reason she's not calling you back. We did talk a lot. Like, I mean, there was at one point, like we talked to each other

three times in a day. I mean, I did initiate some of the calls and maybe I called her too much. I don't know. Maybe she got freaked out by that. Who knows? I don't know.

We got to stop this right now. What we're going to do is we're going to play a song, come back and call her. Hopefully we got all the nose jokes out of our system. Play a song, come back, call her her. Hopefully we got all the nose jokes out of our system. Play a song, come back, call her, and see why she's not getting back to you, okay? Sounds great.

All right. Hang on one sec. You're nosy. All right. Hold on. We'll do it right after this. It's a Jubal Show on Hits 106.1. I called it bad just today.

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With their own nose jokes Appreciate it A lot of great nose comedy Out there today Yes If you missed The first part Of today's

First date follow up Ozzy is on the phone And Ozzy went out With a girl named Talisha He said that he had A great date with her He was just raving About her nose Because apparently Ozzy is a nose dude and he likes noses.

Right, Ozzy? Yes. I don't know what this, I was trying to come up with a nose joke and I don't have one. It's fine. I think we've gotten enough of them in there. I think we're good now on the nose jokes. There's not actually that many aside from like the three we said. There's probably actually a lot.

There's probably a ton of nose jokes if you Google it right now but please don't english heaven please don't um he said that he really liked her nose they actually kissed at the end of the date made plans to go out again and talked a bunch of times in between then but she just stopped talking to him all of a sudden and he doesn't know why we're gonna get her on the phone and see if we can figure it out and the only thing you can think of ozzy is that maybe you you know she might have felt you were a little clingy because you called her a couple times in in one day. That's the only thing I could think of, but like every conversation was great. So I don't know. And you haven't heard anything from her since no text, no call, no nothing. No. Um, I mean like it's been pretty quiet. I'm like I said, I was actually

worried. So, well, we'll see if she's alive. All the fun of it right now. Right. Okay. Sounds great. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Talisha, please? Speaking? Talisha, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. The Jubal Show?

It's a radio show. It consists of me, my name's Jubal, my hot ass wife, Alex Briesch. Hello. And English Evan, that's who's on the phone right now. Hi. Oh. Is this a joke?

We got some good nose jokes we could give you. Crank it, man. No, this is not a joke. Do you got a good nose? Do I have a good nose? Well, we already know that you have a good nose because we're calling you

because we do a segment on our show where if you go out on a date with someone and then end up not calling them back, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. And you recently went out on a date with a dude named Ozzy who really liked your nose.

Yeah, yeah. Is that what you're calling me? Yes. Ozzy emailed us because he said he really enjoyed your date, thought you were amazing, really thought you had a fabulous sniffer. Beautiful. Yeah. I mean, he was glowing about your date. Thought you were amazing. Really thought you had a fabulous sniffer. Beautiful. Yeah. I mean, he was glowing about your nose. And he said that you guys had a great date.

Even, you know, kissed after, talked for a little while, and then you just stopped talking to him. He doesn't know why. Okay. So he called in and asked you guys to call me to figure out why I stopped talking to him? Yeah, he sent us an email. You know, he had nothing but nice things to say. And he just wants to know why you stopped talking to him. That's all.

Okay. Well, it wasn't on the date. It was kind of like on the phone, actually. On the phone? Okay. Did he say something that you didn't like? Oh, yeah. Well, he kind of scared me a bit.

He scared you? What did he say to you? Lots of heavy breathing or something? No, no, no. We were, you know, we were talking on the phone, and he, you know, he just kind of dropped the bomb on me. Dropped the bomb on you?

What do you mean by that? Well, he kind of used the L word. Loser? Live, love, laugh? That's three L words. Yeah, it is. One of those? One of those, actually.

He said, I love you. Oh, he said, I love you? Whoa. And I mean, come on. I mean, you guys have been out one time and you talked on the phone. Did you talk on the phone enough for someone to drop the I love you thing? Oh, well, I mean, people do fall in love pretty quickly. They do.

Yeah, but this was way too quick for me. You know, I mean, we had literally seen each other live one time and then we were making plans, I guess, but we never got to the next date. Usually you want to wait a couple of dates before you say I love you. Yeah.

So I'm assuming the feeling wasn't mutual. Didn't love him back? No, not after one date, would you? I mean, I wouldn't. How did he do it? He was saying goodbye and then he just said, okay, love you. And I was like, uh. Oh, wow.

That's awkward. Yeah, that's super awkward. So that's why I've just kind of been avoiding his phone calls. You know, it's a little scary. That's understandable. Makes sense. I would avoid him too. The only problem is right now it's going to be tough to avoid him

because he's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Oh, my God. That is if he hasn't hung up, because I might have hung up if I was him. Ozzy, are you there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi. Hey, Talisha, how are you?

Hey. I'm here. Yeah, but I said I love you. I don't remember. I don't remember. You don't remember? You don't remember telling someone you love them? You should probably remember that, Ozzy. Ozzy, did you say something that sounded like love?

Is that the issue here? I don't think so. I say goodbye all the time. I don't know. How did I say it? When did I say it? At the very end of the conversation. I mean, you said, okay, bye, love you.

Oh, God. You said when we talked to you before, and Talisha, just so you know, when we talked to him before, he said nothing but nice things about you. So were you like thinking it and then said it on accident, you think? I mean, look, I talk to family members all the time, like my mom, my sister. I may have, we were having such casual conversation. It may have slipped. Trust me, trust me, Talisha, I don't love you.

Oh, that's like the sweetest I don't love you ever. Completely opposite. Yeah. Wow. I mean, I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm at a loss. I don't know what else to say.

That was not my intention by saying that. So you mean to tell me that you didn't even realize it? I mean, honestly, like if it was at the end of the call, I don't, I mean, I would have remembered. I use, like those words are important to me. You know what I mean? It was not intentional. I promise.

Well, in that case, Talisha, would you go out with Ozzy again on another date? We'll pay for it. I mean, can you guarantee me that you didn't mean that? Because it would be really weird. You really freaked me out. I swear to you, I won't even bring up the word in conversation. Just tell him you hate him, Ozzy. Yeah, what do you think, Talisha? Will you go out with him again?

It sounds to me legit. I believe him. Do you guys believe him? Yeah. I believe him. I do. I think he's a really nice guy from the sound of his voice. I like him. You know, so... Like him or love him? Oh, no! Not again.

No, I... Yeah, I'll go on another date. Oh, yay. Woo. Yeah. Awesome. Oh, God, that's great. That was a sigh of relief from you, Ozzy. All right, well, you know, thank you, Talisha, for your time, and congratulations, Ozzy.

Yeah. You got another date, man. No, thank you, guys, and Talisha, I promise you will not regret it. I hope not. We'll talk to you guys later, all right? All right. Thank you, guys. And Talisha, I promise you will not regret it. I hope not. We'll talk to you guys later, alright? Alright, thank you guys. Thank you so much. Love you. I love you guys too. Very much. The Jubal Show on demand.

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