First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Patrick meets Celine in the most awkward place in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: January 5, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".What's the most awkward place that you can ask for someone phone number that's not the bathroom!? Patrick met Celine in one of the most awkward places and now he can't get a phone call back! Find out where and why Patrick met Cline and why she won't call back in this First date Follow Up! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the most awkward things that you can ever experience in life that a lot of people don't like that i enjoy is an elevator ride with a stranger oh it's just the two of you on there and one of you like it was like you can feel somebody's like i don't like silence should i talk now should i say something but also i don't know if i don't know about them they look like they don't want to be talked to i just stare at the floor yeah and it's super awkward on my phone yeah you get on your phone or if you don't have anything else to do, if you're not on your phone and you're both standing there, you're just looking at each other and it's like, all right, hopefully this will be a quick ride and we don't get stuck in here. Yeah.

And apparently Patrick, who's on the phone for a first date follow-up right now, had an awkward elevator ride where he actually ended up asking for somebody's phone number. And that's the girl he went out with, but now she's not calling him back. So we'll see if we can figure out what happened. Patrick, how are you? Hey, what's going on, guys? How you doing? Not much.

That takes a lot of guts to talk to somebody on an elevator, let alone ask for their number. For sure. Well, it do. So like, okay, so we work in the same building, but we don't like work at the same job. So we like, I like the elevator ride is like the only time like I pretty much get to see her. So I have to time it right that we could get in the same.

So it's like. It wasn't a thing where you had never seen her before and then you were on the same elevator and you're like, I guess I'll shoot my shot right now. You've seen her before. Exactly. And you like hang downstairs and wait for her. I mean, because I was attracted to her, you know, I just wanted to talk to her, so. I feel like that's a yes.

You like lurk around the lobby until she walks in, you're like, alright, sweet, now I get to go in the elevator. So it was like a bunch of like tiny elevator conversations before I even worked up the nerve to like ask for her phone number, you know, so it took a while of like these tiny little conversations because you can only talk for so long so you have to get off on your

floor you know in the conversation in the elevator she i'm guessing she seemed pretty into you or because i would not ask for someone's number if they were no it's just like your morning conversation start off like oh what kind of coffee you drinking blah blah i like that place was right and then you know built from there was she just being polite or do you think that she was into you? Well, I eventually asked for her number and then I texted her. We went out and I feel like- Still could be polite though. Some people would still do that.

Some people are still that polite where they're like, I just don't know how to say no to anything. Okay, I'm on the elevator. Here's my number. You asked me out. I guess I have to say yes. And then I also don't know how to tell him

that I want him to go away. So I'm just going to like ghost him now. So yeah, I mean, she know how to tell him that I want him to go away so I'm just gonna like ghost him now yeah so yeah I mean she could have just been polite but how was the date when you guys

actually went out honestly I thought the day went great you know like you know we had a lot in common you know we similar music we like

and TV shows and you know we like we hit it off pretty well I mean like I feel like we both had a great time. What did you actually do for the date? Well, we went out and got a couple of drinks.

We went to a wine tasting spot and she likes wine, I like wine, so I figured that'd be a good place to go and we both were enjoying ourselves. I think maybe, though, I did get a little bit tipsy and i'm like that might have been an issue because like i'm like i don't think i blacked out but there's definitely parts of the evening i don't remember fully getting hammered on a first date usually not that was not my intention like i just i just don't i just don't know my liquor that well

and like that was definitely not not what I was going for. But other than that, we were both laughing. There was a lot of laughing. And Joe, I thought everything was going fine. But yeah, I just don't know what's up. How about the lip situation? I gave her a kiss on the cheek. I'm not super aggressive.

It was the first date. And then I want to be, like I was just happy enough to get a number from the elevator. So like, you know. How long has it been since you guys talked? It's almost two weeks now, I feel. Have you seen her in the elevator lately? Yeah, like I've seen her walk through the lobby,

but I haven't gone in the elevator because it would just be too awkward, I think, because I haven't, like she hasn't responded. Well, Patrick, Patrick I mean you said there's a few things you don't remember from the night I'm going to go out

on a limb and say one of those is probably why she's not calling you back yeah I mean I would love to find out just to like get clarification

would like help me out a lot I feel play a song come back and then call her and see if we can figure it out for you with your first date

follow up right cool thanks guys it's the Jubal show first date follow up if you're just joining us patrick is on the phone and patrick is getting ghosted by a woman named celine they work in the same building and they've taken the elevator a few times together and he's been admiring her the whole time waiting for his moment to pounce not like that in a nice way and ask her for her number and he did the other day on the elevator. She gave it to him. They went out on a date to do a little wine tasting.

He said they had a great time, although he doesn't remember all of the date because he did have a little too much wine and got kind of drunk. And he thinks that's why she's not calling him back. But other than that, he has no idea. And he's seen her in the building, but is scared to get on the elevator with her now, which I understand because that would be super awkward. I'm going to call her right now, Patrick. You ready?

Yeah, man. All right, here we go. Hello? Hello, I'm asking to Celine. Yes, this is she. Hello, Celine. Who is this? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show.

It's a radio show. And this is Oxfresh. And this is English Evan. Sorry, I don't know who that is. The Jubal Show is a radio show. And we're calling you today because we do a segment on our show called The First Date Follow-Up. That's where if you go on a date with someone and then end up ghosting them, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask what happened. So we got an email about you and it's from a dude named Patrick.

Oh, okay. And Patrick told us a little bit about your date. He said that he's always thought you were beautiful, saw you in the lobby and stuff at work. You guys were at the elevator a few times and then he finally asked for your phone number and you went out with him for a little wine tasting. And after that, you haven't talked to him since. And now he's scared to get in an elevator for the rest of his life. What happened?

Yeah. Um, I don't know. He just drank a little too much. Wasn't cute, you know, He didn't really hold his liquor. Well, he did tell us that he got a little drunk, which could definitely be a turn-off. Yeah, I mean, it was just wine. It's not like we were drinking hard liquor or anything like that.

Dude, wine is way stronger. Yeah, weren't you a bit tipsy, too, after drinking a few wines? I mean, yeah, but I'm a girl. I got to hold it together. He got a little too drunk on your date, and was that just the turnoff for you? Yeah, he was also just kind of loose-lipped, you know, like kind of divulging a little bit much.

What do you mean loose-lipped? He just was like, you know, I've been eyeing you, and I'd plan out, like, when I'd try to, like, see you in the mornings because that's like the only time I could get with you. I mean, there's a line, right? I mean, yeah, Alex just said that. She said it's kind of cute.

I would think that there's a cute version of that and then there's a creepy version of that. Okay, so this is why I think it's creepy. So at the end of the day, like I had to go to the bathroom, right? And I was like, hey, I'll meet you outside and I'll meet you at the car, right? So I came outside after using the bathroom and he was standing beside my car, but like he didn't see me. But like I saw him and he was smelling my car. He was doing what to your car?

He was smelling my car. Smelling my car. So, like, I saw that, and I was like, okay, this guy is really drunk. This is f***ing weird. I was like, f*** this. I'm out of here.

I'm just not going to even, like, try to confront a drunk dude right now. That's really weird. I had to get out of there. That does cross the line of creep, I would say. Maybe. Why is he smelling?

What's he smelling on? You know how, like, guys, like, like to smell girls, like, because they smell pretty. Yeah. Yeah. But that's What's he smelling on it? You know how guys like to smell girls because they smell pretty? Yeah. But that's like a whole other level. He's like drunk and he's like maybe I can smell her perfume on her car. Delicious. That's weird. You know what's also

weird, Celine? What? Is that he's actually been on the line listening this entire time. Yeah. He wants to talk to you, actually. Sorry about that. We forgot. It's really weird that we forgot. Oopsie. Probably smelling you through the phone. Wait, what? Oh, my God.

Hey, what's up, Celine? Hey! Ha ha. What's up? Like, I know that's totally weird. I get it, like, how that must look to somebody, and somebody and like being drunk and smelling your car. Like that.

It sounds totally normal. Patrick. I do not like go around smelling cars. Like that's not a thing I do. I just feel like, you know, and I know like me being like a little bit tipsy is awkward, but. So why were you smelling my car then? Okay. So I swear I was like smelling like coolant it smelled like your radiator might be overheating and that's the only

reason it's like because i've had my car do that and i that's why i was like i smelled coolant and that's why i was like getting closer to the hood to see if that like that like that must look awkward as like from somebody like observing and yeah that's awful yeah it was like really weird you were playing you were drunk yeah like i i mean like i don't i don't drink a lot and i don't like go wine taste that's the first time i've ever been like wine tasting on a date like i eat like that's you know here's a better question patrick we know you were drunk obviously very drunk you you don't usually drink very much never gone wine tasting on a date is this the first time you smelled a car on a date i don't know if you're a serial car smoker yeah like i've never done like totally not a thing that happens

to me like yeah well that's really yeah it's not listen i promise i to me. Like, yeah. Well, that's really. Yeah. Listen, I promise. I know it's super weird, but yeah, I'm trying to be very embarrassing, by the way. Like, yeah, this is not like this is not the first impression I wanted to make. You know, I was excited to go on a date with you. This is like mortifying, actually. But yeah, I was just concerned that like your radiator might be messed up or a hose or something. Cause it's like, I thought I smelled a little bit of cool. There's a certain smell that like,

you're obviously very nervous and you want her, you're rambling now, which I understand I would be too. I'd be like, no, I promise I'm not a weirdo who wants to smell you through your car. Um, Celine,

would you like to go out with Patrick on another date again? We'll pay for it. I'm going to say no. Oh, really? But he said he's not a creep. Yeah, he said he's not a creep. Yeah, that's what creepy people say. I guess you're right.

Sorry, Patrick. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Thanks anyways, you guys. The Jubal Show on demand. We're so done with new year, new you this year. It's more you on Bumble.

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