First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Pete and Dallas - Tindah Pizzah
Episode Date: February 26, 2024➡︎ The Jubal Show’s First Date Follow UpWhat happens when you get ghosted after a first date? You call The Jubal Show and have them find out why! It's like putting yourself in a situation to get... roasted, when you really just want a second date.======This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here… ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts======The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh ======Meet The Jubal Show Cast:====== Jubal Fresh - https://jubalshow.com/featured/jubal-fresh/ Nina - https://thejubalshow.com/featured/ninaontheair/ Victoria - https://jubalshow.com/featured/victoria-ramirez/ Brad Nolan - https://jubalshow.com/featured/brad-nolan/ Sharkey - https://jubalshow.com/featured/richard-sharkey/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Pete is on the phone today for our first date
follow-up. He's getting ghosted by
Dallas and he doesn't know why so in a little bit
we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
him and maybe get him another date. But first, Pete,
how long has it been since you heard from Dallas?
I mean, I don't want to get crazy here but
it's been a couple days.
Okay, so let's go back. Let's talk about the date, how you met Dallas, why you think she's ghosting you.
Yeah, so we met on the Tinder.
She wanted to get some pizza, so I took her to the best spot around to get pizza.
It ain't too gross, but it's pretty good.
Okay.
I felt like it went really well.
She was moving up on me, you know.
I tested the waters.
I went and sat right next to her on her side of the booth.
She was down with it.
Then at the end, this is where, you know, the end was where I sort of, you know,
been thinking, you know, she might be history.
You know, we had a lot of garlic and, you know, sausage and peppers on the pizza,
so I kind of burped a little bit when I went to kiss her.
I don't know
how much I hit it.
I'm trying to suck the breath in
and still a lot of kisses happened.
So you think you burped in her mouth?
I might have, yeah.
Oh, really?
That's awkward.
I mean, that might be a reason to get ghosted
if you burped in her mouth.
It's not ideal.
But like, if you really like somebody, maybe you can see yourself passive.
Maybe she just didn't feel like it.
So other than the mouth burping, did you feel like the date was going well?
I think she played it off.
I feel like she played it off.
Like, I don't know.
I mean, kind of what happened so fast, I was like so focused on trying to suck the,
the bird back in,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Okay.
Like,
uh,
my receptors were a little,
were a little,
uh,
a little off there.
All right.
Well,
maybe you didn't suck it back in all the way.
And maybe that's why we'll try to figure out that we'll play a song,
come back and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date okay
it's a great game plan all right cool we'll play a song come back get your first day follow up next
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Pete is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Dallas.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him another date.
But before we do that, Pete, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation?
So, met this beautiful girl on Tinder.
We went out, had a great time.
She may have tasted a burp that I did.
Went to kiss me.
And here we are, because I don't want to ask her that.
Pete accidentally burped in her mouth.
Yeah.
You tried to suck it back in, though, right?
Yeah.
So what if that is it, Pete?
Are you just going to apologize?
And what are you going to do?
All right.
Well, here we go, man.
You ready to call her?
Yeah.
Okay, here we go.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Dallas, please?
Yeah, this is Dallas.
Hey, Dallas, how are you?
My name is Jubal, and I host a radio show.
It's called The Jubal Show.
Hi, Dallas.
I'm Nina, also here on the show.
Hi, and I'm Victoria.
How's it going?
Oh, gosh.
Hi.
Hi, everybody.
Do you ever listen to the show?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, cool.
Have you heard of First date follow-up before?
Oh.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
I think that's a yes.
I'm taking that as a yes.
Oh, boy, what did I do? Well, you're ghosting somebody, and they emailed us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
Do you know who would email us?
Um. Oh. They emailed us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. Do you know who would email us? Oh, could it be Pete?
Yes, it is Pete.
Congratulations.
We talked to Pete about your date and he wanted us to call you and ask why you're ghosting him.
You think you could tell us?
Yeah.
Sweet.
He called you guys to ask why I'm ghosting him?
Yep.
He has a girlfriend.
What?
Yeah, that was my reaction.
He thought it was because he burped in your mouth.
Ew.
He has a girlfriend?
How did you find out he has a girlfriend. How did you find out
he has a girlfriend?
Well, okay, so
we had, like, a really great time.
I mean, he's cute, he's
kind of funny, and, you know,
whatever, and
like, I'll kiss you, bye, whatever.
And, I mean, we had a lot
of pizza, so, like, if he burped in my mouth,
I guess, I just thought lot of pizza. So like if he burped in my mouth, I guess I just thought that was pizza.
Like I'm not that judgmental.
Okay.
But after we kissed, this is literally what he said.
He said, oh, my girlfriend never kisses me like that.
He said that?
He literally told me my girlfriend never kisses me like that he said that he literally told me my girlfriend
never kisses me like that whoa so yeah i was like hell no i'm not gonna be your sidekick like
so yeah that's why i'm ghosting him did you ask him about it or like how did you leave it? I was just
like in total shock like honestly I'm not in the moment like I'm not super comfortable like with
confrontation so I just like he kissed me he said that and then I was I just like left. I mean I
guess I can understand why you'd ghost him then. Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
He didn't tell us anything about having a girlfriend and Dallas.
I don't know if you forgot or not,
but he is on the line listening and wants to talk to you.
Oh my God.
I did not know about that.
Yeah.
Pete.
Surprise.
Oh,
I, so the girlfriend girlfriend that was a joke
I got the unicorn thing on my profile
like you didn't know I had a girlfriend
wait what
I got the unicorn thing
on my page like you know
my girl wanted to bring another girl
into the relationship with me I'm not gonna say
no
I thought you just like
like unicorns.
Pete has
a unicorn on his profile,
has a girlfriend, and we're all
supposed to know that because you had a unicorn
on your profile? That's what
she told me. Who told
you? My girl.
So your girlfriend told you to put a unicorn
on your thing and then go find another
girl? Yeah, she said put the unicorn thing on.
Everybody will know.
So the secret code.
Oh, okay.
And I'm guessing Dallas, you didn't know that that was a secret code for you joining Pete
and his girlfriend.
I mean, is that like common knowledge?
I've literally never heard of that.
I don't know.
I'm going to Google it.
I've heard of it before being used for like swingers and stuff that. I don't know. I'm going to Google it. I've heard of it before being used
for like swingers and stuff,
but I don't know how it's used.
I heard it's like the pineapple.
Yeah, I've heard of that.
Okay, no, no, no. It's a slang term for a person who
dates and is romantically involved with a man and a woman
in a couple. Whoa, what?
Okay. I didn't know that.
Now that you know that, Dallas, would you like to go on another
date with Pete? We'll pay for it.
Pete, I'm really sorry.
I didn't know that's what I was getting into.
I'm not really interested in that kind of a thing.
It's not really my like, my vibe.
I'm sorry.
You and I got along, though.
I feel like there's something special here.
Yeah, I mean, you're cute and you're sweet and stuff,
but I just, I don't really want to be part of, what,
like a throuple or something?
Yeah.
I don't want to do that either.
What do you want to do then?
What if I leave it for you?
I'll do it in a second.
What?
Wait, leave your girlfriend for Dallas?
Yeah.
She wants somebody else in the relationship.
Clearly, I'm not doing it anymore.
And I really vibe with Dallas.
If that's the only thing in between her and I
seeing each other again and checking it out, then.
Okay, Dallas, would you like to go on
another date with Pete if he dumps his girlfriend?
Um,
it looks like a lot of pressure.
A lot of pressure? I'm already on the radio.
Pete, if you actually dump her, the radio station pays for it.
I'll do it.
Does that include Tiff, too?
Yeah, that's true.
You'll actually go out with him again, Dallas?
Only if he's actually single.
And you have to prove it to me, Pete.
Like, I don't want to get played.
Okay, how do I prove it?
I don't know. Change played. Okay. How do I prove it? I don't know.
Change your relationship status, Pete.
Put it all over social media that you're single.
Get rid of the unicorns.
Take off of your Tinder profiles.
I mean, I don't know.
There's lots of things.
Okay, okay.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to do the Instagram live.
When you dump your girlfriend?
I don't think that's a good idea, Pete.
I mean, you can see why I don't take him right.
Like, he's really funny.
I'll send you the screenshot.
I swear.
Dump your girlfriend over a text message?
That's how I would want it to be done.
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