First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Ryan & Jennifer - His Appropriately Wet Lips

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

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Hey, before we get into the date and stuff, how long has it been since you heard from Jennifer? Oh, God, it's been what? A few weeks, I believe now. So that's definitely getting ghosted then. OK, well, let's see if we can figure out what's going on. How about you tell us how you guys met and what happened on the date? Okay. So we met on Hinge, if you know what that is.

Sure do. Okay. I figured you would. And, you know, we went to dinner and then then you know that we had a nice time at dinner you know nice conversation and stuff and after dinner we went to a different place and got some ice cream you know just talked a little longer and stuff and then when it was over we parted ways but what i thought was a good sign is we shared a kiss before ending the night that normally is a good sign yeah at the end of the night i mentioned about a second date and she said that

that would be cool so that's kind of why i'm a little confused about not getting a text back or anything so did you reach out to her again after the date then? Oh yeah. Yeah. I've texted, you know, a few times and stuff and, uh, haven't heard anything. Maybe it's because I mentioned the second date, but I was really excited to take her to a museum that we were talking about that night on our first date. Well, I think mentioning the second date is always a good thing because that's your intention. You want to see her again because then she would know what to do with that. Was there anything leading up to the kiss?

Like while you were getting ice cream, did anything happen that may have been kind of a red flag for her? I mean, not that I can think of. It all seemed, you know, once we were dumped ice cream and stuff and we were parting ways, it just seemed natural. You know, you're standing there and there's kind of that little lull and it's quiet and you lean in and she reciprocated. So, yeah, I thought everything was fine. Did your kiss have any tongue?

Was it a good kiss? I mean, I thought it was a good kiss. Describe it in great detail please no no this is a serious question no for real though did your kiss have tongue uh no okay that could be a good thing or a bad thing uh it's medium that's usually not like a there's a lot of fire i see it's more of like a a polite was it an open lip kiss? I'm sorry I'm asking so many questions about the kiss, but it does signal what her intention is because I've just given a kiss at the end of the day

even though I wasn't feeling it. It was more like a peck on the lips. Grandma's do that. So just a little thing of affection, like, oh, that was fun. Was it like a kiss from your grandma? Yeah, was it a kiss from your grandma or a grandma that's not your grandma that wants to kiss? Okay. Probably don't answer because that's a lose-lose for you.

Yeah. Okay. But there was a kiss. That's all we know. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I think the kiss, it definitely wasn't a quick peck.

I thought it was, I guess you'd say appropriate for the time. It wasn't just a quick peck. We held it for a while. Okay. You know? All right, cool. Well, we'll try to figure out then. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another date.

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Follow up if you're just joining us. Ryan is on the phone. He's getting ghosted by Jennifer and we're about to call her. See if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date if he still wants one. Ryan, before we call her though, why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your time with Jennifer? Yeah, sure. So we met on Hinge and we set up a dinner date. Uh, we went out to dinner, uh, had some nice conversation, thought we had a nice time. We got some ice cream after, and, uh, we shared a kiss before ending the night. And then, you know,

after, before she left, I brought up about a second date to this museum that we were talking about during dinner that we both liked. I've been texting her with no reply. So we'll see if we can figure it out for you. Okay, here we go. We're going to call her right now. You ready? Okay. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Jennifer, please? This is? Hey, Jennifer, how are you? My name is Jubal. I host a radio show.

It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Jennifer. My name's Nina. I'm here, too, on the show. Hi. And here. And I'm Victoria. The what?

The who? Show? The what? It's called The Jubal Show. It's a radio show. We do a segment on our what? It's called The Jubal Show. It's a radio show. We do a segment on our show. It's called The First Date Follow-Up. That's where if you go on a date with somebody and then end up ghosting them, that person

can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an email about you. You did? Yes. It's from a guy named Ryan. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan.

I mean, I went out with a guy named Ryan the other week, but I don't know why he was on a radio show. Well, he is just a little concerned because he never heard from you after the date. So we're just checking in to make sure everything was okay and see why you're not responding to him. Oh, well, okay. So I recently moved here like i haven't lived here all that long and so i've been kind of trying to connect with people and meet people so i've been going out on a whole lot of dates and i'd love to go out but i don't know if ryan's like the guy like i don't i didn't feel a real connection with him, like, at all. Oh, really? Hmm. Our conversations were kind of bland. Like, he talked about himself, like, a whole lot and didn't really ask about me at all.

Okay. And then it felt a little, like, weird because we went out for dinner, then we went out for ice cream, and he brought up a second date, and I didn't want to be mean. But then he kissed me, and it was not good, let's just say. It was, like, wet. So we talked to him, you know, and we asked him some questions. He thought that you guys had a really good time. He was really into you. And he thought that the kiss was nice.

So your experience, it wasn't. It was wet? Yeah, it was like a, like, I didn't want to be mean, so I kind of, like, held it there, you know, because I was trying to not hurt feelings. But it was an open mouth kiss with no tongue, so it's just kind of like wet. Like, I don't know if the girls there know what I mean when I say it's like a wet feeling on your face. Yeah. Yeah.

And just the lips wet, not because no tongue. Yeah, but it made like my whole face wet. Yeah, I do know what you mean that's interesting he was really doing some like fishy stuff yeah was he like licking his lips a bunch beforehand some people just have like really wet mouths yeah and like i don't know i guess why is there a reason you didn't text him back to tell him like, hey, maybe it's not going to work out or something? I don't know. I just kind of didn't want to hurt his feelings. And I, you know, like I said, I like going out.

I like meeting people. I just didn't feel a connection. And honestly, this is going to sound terrible, but I've been out with so many people that I forgot who is who. Oh, okay. So, yeah. So you forgot that Ryan was the white kiss guy? Well, now that you've refreshed my memory, I can't

forget it, but, you know, I went on like three other dates that week, so, you know, I just want to meet people and find a connection and I just don't feel a connection with him, which is probably why I just put it to the side. Okay. Alright, well, thank you for being honest. I appreciate that. I need to be honest with you now and let you know that Ryan

has been on the phone this whole time. He's been listening and wants to talk to you. What? Yeah. Yeah. Hi, Jennifer. It's Ryan. Hi.

Hi. Wow. I didn't want to be mean. I'm sorry. No, no. That's fine. And, I mean, one of the things you said was the conversation was bland, and I talked about myself a lot.

I mean, I did that because, you know, you were asking a lot of questions about me, so I was, you know, answering the questions. I don't know. I mean, yeah. Usually you get back to the logic question. If someone asks you a question about you, you say, oh, and what about you? But you kind of never did. You just kept talking about yourself the whole time.

And I didn't want to sit there and act like I was talking about myself the whole time. But basically, like I would ask you a question like, where did you grow up? And you didn't even bother to ask me. It's so weird. I don't know. I mean, it is 2023. You can easily just go, oh, by the way, I grew up here and I can't read your mind going, oh, does she want me to ask her questions now and stuff? I don't know. I just feel like it's basic, like, you know, etiquette, conversation etiquette. You ask people about themselves as well you try to balance it and you just get in and i mean that's neither here nor there i just i i don't know i just i had to put you to the side and i'm sorry yeah i get it asking questions back and stuff but i gotta say we'll throw it off by your description of the kiss.

The wetness of it? What? Yeah. That is, I've never heard that before. Well, maybe it's the one being on it. Yeah, it was pretty floppy. I mean, you, floppy, floppy. I mean, floppy and wet. We didn't even kiss with tongue.

How could it be floppy? I mean, sloppy and wet. We didn't even kiss with tongue. How could it be sloppy? I don't know, man. Maybe you need to practice or something. Oh. This isn't high school. I'm not going to use my hand like you see nerds in movies do. Okay, hold on. I did that.

I've never had a complaint like this before. Look, my lips are appropriately moist. Okay? I know that. Appropriately moist. That means that I've never had a complaint before about the wetness, moistness, whatever you want to say of my lips. I'm touching them now. They're appropriately moist.

I mean, I don't. Well, maybe what you think is appropriate moisture is not appropriate for me, Ryan. Sorry. Okay. Well, you know. Real quick, I'll just interject. Jennifer, would you like to go on another date with Ryan? We'll pay for it.

No, thank you. What? Shocked. Saw that coming. Well, good luck. I hope you find somebody that has appropriately wet lips for you Yeah I definitely will

and Jennifer good luck in your quest to find somebody with appropriately dry lips Jubil's first date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorney online at advocateslaw.com.

Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take

some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app,

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