First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Selena and Justin — The Hair Bag Mystery

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

Selena thought her dreamy food truck festival date with Justin was the start of something special — complete with fairy lights, a lavender donut, and even a sweet goodbye kiss. But after ten day...s of no response, she turned to us to find out why she was ghosted. Justin finally reveals the shocking reason: Selena brought a Ziploc bag full of her own hair on the date, explaining she collects and tracks her daily shedding for "science." Cue the chaos. Was Selena’s hair-tracking just quirky self-care or a total red flag? Tune in to hear this hilarious and jaw-dropping confrontation — plus find out if Justin agreed to a second date or ran for the hills. Catch all the unexpected twists in this unforgettable First Date Follow Up. Ever been ghosted after what you thought was an amazing date? Do you REALLY want that Second Date? The Jubal Show has your back! On First Date Follow Up, we track down the person who disappeared to get the real reason why. Awkward, hilarious, and sometimes downright shocking—First Date Follow Up delivers the truth, whether you want to hear it or not. Will there be a second date or just secondhand embarrassment? Subscribe to The Jubal Show's First Date Follow Up and find out! ➡︎ Get on The Jubal Show with your story - https://thejubalshow.com This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com  Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow  X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow  Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow  YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an iHeart podcast. On the latest episode of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, I sat down with Jasmine Crockett, Democratic representative of Texas. She's holding out the fork for her party in one of the most conservative states in the union. I think that ultimately who will become the Democratic nominee for president will be someone that has been out there and has shown that they won't allow themselves to be punched and just say thank you. Like, they will punch back. Listen to Next Question with me, Katie Couric on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or
Starting point is 00:00:36 wherever you get your podcasts. First date follow up powered by the Advocates. Online at AdvocatesLaw.com. Follow up powered by the advocate. Online advocates law dot com. Selena is on the phone today for a first day of follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Justin. So in a few minutes we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first Selena, how long has it been since you talked to Justin?
Starting point is 00:00:59 10 days, 10 whole days. Can you believe it? I can't believe it. I know. Selena and Justin sound very nice, so I don't understand. It feels like it's meant to be right, Selena and Justin? What a coincidence. Right?
Starting point is 00:01:12 We can be the couple that makes it. I was going to say they didn't make it. I know, but she could. Have you tried to get a hold of Justin? Yeah, I sent him a text, you know, and he did not respond to it. I mean, it wasn't anything bad. It was just casual. I said, Hey, hope you're not in a lavender donut coma text. Nothing. And then I told him, I can't wait to see him again. And still nothing. I guess I don't understand the lavender doughnut part of that.
Starting point is 00:01:45 I'm gonna assume that's an inside joke. That's just an inside joke. Okay. I was curious. So what'd you guys do on your date? Okay, so we met at a food truck festival, which is already cute, right? Yeah. Right? Yeah. I was wearing my fun and chill but also hot outfit and he was like in a Patagonia dad gear very I hike for fun energy You profiled him quick Yeah, yeah, and we tried everything tacos dumplings these insane garlic noodles I still dream about them and we ended the night sharing a lavender donut under fairy lights. That was a, you know, so happy thing. Yeah. And he laughed at all my jokes. He said I had the best energy. He's been around in months. So yeah, obviously I thought we
Starting point is 00:02:36 were vibing hard. Yeah. So did you guys kiss or anything? Yeah. Yeah. At the end of the night, like, you know, well actually what happened was like I was wearing like really strong perfume and he started sneezing a lot and I asked if he was allergic and he goes, no, no, but he started breathing like a pug in a sauna and I was like, Oh shoot. And then I was like, maybe I gave him a mild asthma attack. Like, I don't know. Oh, that'd be great. Yeah, but we still kissed goodbye and he didn't die. So I figured we were cool. The pug in the sauna thing is throwing me. Girl, you do have good energy.
Starting point is 00:03:16 You're fun. OK. Yeah, I am fun. Yeah. Why do you think he's ghosting you I Really don't know. I mean I was thinking that you know the whole like you know maybe Was like really actually allergic and he didn't want to say anything and he's maybe in a coma right now You know we don't know
Starting point is 00:03:38 Alright, well, let's figure it out for you We'll play a song come back and then call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date, okay? Yeah. All right. We'll get your first day follow up next. So in the last month, the Midas Touch Network beat Rogan, Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro all combined. Conservative podcasts can have a major political impact, but the Mycelus brothers, three siblings with a serious media strategy,
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Starting point is 00:04:38 but are filled with conspiracies, and we should fill it with the truth and solutions. Listen to Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First date follow-up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys, online at AdvocatesLaw.com. Right in the middle of your first date follow-up, and if you're just joining us, Selena is on the phone. And she's getting ghosted by a guy named Justin, so we're going to call him in just a second and see if they'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date but real quick Selena why don't you break down your date again and why you think you're getting ghosted? Yeah I had the most dreamy date you know we went to a food truck festival we ate a lot
Starting point is 00:05:18 of stuff you know we ended the night with a dreamy kiss and I think he might just be ghosting me because of the perfume I was wearing maybe it was too much, you know, and you didn't want to say anything about that I don't know but like I feel like we had a great date, but he was starting to smell what was it breathe like a pug Are you ready for us to call the pug in a sauna and see how he's doing? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Hello? Hey, is this Justin? Yeah. Justin, how are you? I'm doing okay. Who's calling? This is the Jubal Show. It's a radio show.
Starting point is 00:05:57 It's a radio show. It's a radio show. It's a radio show. It's a radio show. It's a radio show. It's a radio show. It's a radio show. It's a radio show. It's a radio show. It's a radio show. It's a radio show. It's a radio show. Hello? Hey, is this Justin? Yeah. Justin, how are you?
Starting point is 00:06:06 I'm doing okay. Who's calling? This is the Jubal Show. It's a radio show. Hi Justin. My name is Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. Uh, what's going on, guys?
Starting point is 00:06:16 Not much. Have you ever listened to the show before? I've heard of it, but I haven't listened to it before. Okay. Guess what, Justin? you're on the show today because we got an email about you. Okay. So we do a segment that's called the first date follow-up.
Starting point is 00:06:33 What that is is if you go on a date with someone and you ghost them, they can email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting. And you're ghosting somebody so they email us about you. Yeah this is about Selena right? Yes it is about Selena. Look she's well I had a time but there was just like there was just something that happened that I couldn't shake. Do you have time to tell us what that thing is that you couldn't shake? Yeah. She brought a Ziploc bag and in the Ziploc bag was just,
Starting point is 00:07:16 like a fistful of her hair. Whoa. Wait, what? Yeah. We were having this like picnic and you know, she pulls out this bag like capably and I thought she was bringing out snacks. Nope, it was her hair. Her hair. Awesome. Did you ask her why she had her hair?
Starting point is 00:07:38 I think I was just taking it all in. I was just like, oh, okay. There's got to be an explanation to this. And that's her hair. And it was like, like it was as if she was just like taking out, like, oh yeah, like here's the Tuesday pile of hair. Oh, interesting. Every day had its own pile? I asked and I guess he's tracking her hair scientifically. I don't know what that means. I didn't really ask them any questions, but she said she loses a certain amount of hair every day.
Starting point is 00:08:16 And so she collects it and she's just checking it for vitamins, whatever that means. Interesting. She literally said that, look, she told me the amount of her she loses her pay and Since it was more humid true again humid in humid weather. I lose, you know, a few hundred and forty strands a day And then she brought a bag Okay, first of all, it's not weird it's data Justin that's Selena she's on the phone and wants to talk to you. Hi, do you have something against science or something? I had no idea how judgmental you are. Selena, why are you on the call? Why am I being ambushed? Look at this. This is ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:09:01 I just wanted to know why you were ghosting me and I can't believe this is your reason. Okay, I am on a hair growth journey. If you can't handle my routine, you don't deserve the results. Wow. Okay. I don't have to be on the hair growth journey with you. I do have to be on the hair growth journey. why, like a Ziploc bag of your hair, that's like, that's a boundaries thing. It's not, that's not normal or comfortable for another person. You're around you pulling out sacks of your hair. Like I don't get, you could have done it like a little more discreetly. I don't care what you do in private. I have nothing against science, but I don't want to be looking at your science
Starting point is 00:09:47 We're having a picnic Listen, there is nothing wrong with what I am doing. I'm just tracking my shedding. It's responsible It's called biofeedback. Okay. All right, the range girl. It's called the range. You're the range The range girl, it's called the range. You're the range All right, who was this style choice I wasn't like at least I wasn't wearing slippers made hair on my feet. Oh, that's not that much better. Okay, okay. Oh, so that was a style choice. I guess ghosting was a style choice too, apparently. How was I supposed to handle a Ziploc baggie of hair? I mean, you kissed her though.
Starting point is 00:10:35 I mean- Why are you being so supportive? Yeah, but that's not something you do on the first date. I don't have to know about all your business and science. I don't need to know about anything more. But your body is working at that point when we're just trying to enjoy a picnic. Well, I have to keep it with me to track my hairs as they fall. Otherwise, wouldn't be very scientific.
Starting point is 00:11:07 That's a good point. Yeah, but I think science could be paused for an hour or during a picnic. I can't believe this Justin. We had such a great time and you're gonna let it go over this? I'm gonna have luscious hair and you're gonna be bald. Alright, Justin would you like another date? Whistelina will pay for it. No, I think I'm good. I'm gonna be living in fear of being sorted
Starting point is 00:11:35 in the spreadsheet. You'd be in the low testosterone, zero grit column. What? And you'd be in the cholesterol hair own hair in a villain origin story column. Wow. Jubal's first date follow up. On the latest episode of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, I sat down with Jasmine Crockett, Democratic representative of Texas.
Starting point is 00:12:01 She's holding out the fort for her party in one of the most conservative states in the union. I think that ultimately who will become the Democratic nominee for president will be someone that has been out there and has shown that they won't allow themselves to be punched and just say thank you. Like they will punch back. Listen to Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an iHeart Podcast.

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