First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Sergio's date literally transformed in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: October 25, 2021

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Sergio says that Elena literally changed into a different person while he was in the bathroom on their dinner date. Maybe that's why they say you should take a girl swimming on the first date! The Jubal Show finds out exactly what really happened in this First Date Follow Up!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow the Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. First day follow-up. What do you guys think this means? Not that long pause there, sorry. What do you think this means? So Sergio, who's on the phone to do a first date follow-up right now,

isn't getting a call back from a girl named Elena. And he sent his email in asking for our help. But his email said he went to the bathroom on their date. And when he came back, her face changed. Oh, my God. Like, did she remove her makeup? Or did she just swap face? Was she wearing a mask before?

Did she see what he did in the bathroom? Did she get plastic surgery? I don't know. Sergio? Hey, guys. What do you mean her face changed? Like you went out with Elena and then you got back to the table after going to the bathroom and now you're out with Kevin Hart? What does that mean? No, nothing that drastic. Just, you know, a change of expression. Okay. Alright. I was so curious. So before we get to how that happened, first tell us about the girl you want to call today. Her name's Elena. Yeah. Yeah. Elena. We met pretty recently at the grocery store. You know, just I think she's behind me in line.

And I just I saw like a magazine or something on the rack and I pointed out an Us Weekly and kind of struck up a conversation, you know. And that's pretty bold of you. Yeah. Well, you know, by the time the groceries were back, I had her laughing a good bit. And, you know, I worked up the nerve to get her number. Okay. All right. You don't sound like a guy that has to work up a lot of nerve to me.

Yeah, I don't have a problem with that usually. I've learned if you can get them laughing, you can usually get their number. Wow. Okay. So get a woman laughing, you can get their number. That will be on your tombstone. So you did get her number, and what did you guys do for your date? I've got a restaurant where they know me.

They know what I like and how to take care of me, right? So I took her to this place, and the date was going great. The food is excellent. She was obviously into me laughing, and I was really into her. And then I went to the bathroom and everything was different. What do you think happened in the time you're to the bathroom? I have no idea. It's honestly perplexing. The only thing I can think of was that I kind of as a goof had like a little straggly mustache, just a little, you know, a little stubble of a mustache just to, you know, kind of as a joke.

But, you know, maybe that was it. Well, you said everything was cool before you went to the bathroom. So unless you shaved that mustache in the bathroom at the restaurant, then I don't think that would be the reason. Well, no, I mean, the only other thing that she might have thought was weird was that I didn't put my napkin in my lap. And she did make a comment about it when I dropped some food in my lap. Well, yeah. I mean, you know, if I would have gone out with someone and they had a mustache and they weren't using a napkin, I'd probably think they were a serial killer. Yeah, definitely. I mean, that's all you can think of though. Yeah. I mean, uh, you know, uh, that was, that was know, that was the restaurant, and then, you know, gave her a ride home,

went in for a kiss and was denied, which is not usual for me. But I did ask her, you know, at that point, do you want to do a second date? She gave me a firm maybe and said, you can text me about it. And I did, and I didn't get a text back. Okay, how long has it been? It's been about a week now. Okay. Okay. How many times have you reached out to her since that date? Well, since then I've texted her three times. Okay. And she hasn't responded to anything?

No, not at all. Okay. And the only thing you can think of is your mustache or not using a napkin. I mean, that's all I can come up with. Okay. All right. We'll play a song, come back and call her and see if that is what ruined your date, okay? Okay, guys, thanks. Yeah, man. Hold on. We'll do it next. It's the Jubal Show.

Hey, Sergio? Yep. So, did your date, Elena, also have a mustache? No. Okay, damn. Ruined my theory. Because Sergio's on the phone

for a first date follow-up and he thinks that his date might have been ruined because he was joking around and he shaved a mustache he also thinks that it was because he didn't use a napkin but I was like

if she had a mustache then maybe she had mustache envy and that's why she's not calling you back no no no she definitely didn't have a mustache okay well if you missed the first part

of the first date follow up Sergio's on the phone he met this girl named Elena they went out for dinner and he says that when he went to the bathroom at some point, her face changed

when she got back. Like, she was cold and he doesn't know why. And like I said, the only thing he can think of is maybe because he had shaved a mustache and also he didn't use his napkin.

No kiss at the end of the date and when he asked if she wanted to go out again, she said maybe and hasn't texted him back. Yeah. There is one particular mustache style that I'm thinking of.

Is it the... Back in the handlebars? No, no. The one back in the day that one him back. Yeah. There is one particular mustache style that I'm thinking of. Is it the one that... Back in the handlebars? No, no. The one back in the day that one man did. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't shave a Hitler stache, did you?

It's not a Michael Jordan in a Hanes commercial, no. Okay. I was going to say, the only person that can wear that is Michael Jordan. That's it. So, it's a good thing it wasn't that. All right. Well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back, okay?

Okay, thanks, guys. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Elena, please? Yeah, this is she. Elena, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. I'm sorry, who is this? Jubal from The Jubal Show.

It's a radio show. Oh, okay. Why are you callingal show. It's a radio show. Oh, okay. Why are you calling? Well, that's a good question. Have you heard of the show? Yeah, I think I've listened to it a few times when I'm driving. Okay. Okay.

Cool. Well, have you ever heard us do the segment where we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling them back and then we get that person on the phone and ask them if they can tell us what happened? Yeah, I think I've heard it once or twice. Okay. Well, we must ask you a question. I'm sorry, what did you say? We must ask you a question about how the date went and why you're not calling him back. I'm sorry, which date? That wasn't a clue for you at all? No, I don't even understand what's going on right now.

I'll explain. So you went out on a date recently with a guy named Sergio. Remember Sergio? Yeah. Yes, I did. And that's why Alex was making the genius mustache shoe a question. The best joke ever. You got it now? Ever.

I do. I'm sorry. That wasn't a prominent mustache to remember. Oh. Okay, so you weren't impressed with Sergio's mustache? No, it was a little thin. Okay. Are you a woman who likes a big mustache?

No, I'm not really even a mustache fan. If you're going to have a mustache, it should be like an actual mustache. So Sergio's the guy that emailed you

about me? Yes. I was trying to work mustache into saying yes there, but I can't figure it out. There's no way. Yes, Sergio emailed us

about you because he told us about your date. He said that he had a really good time with you. And he thinks the reason that you're not calling him back is because he had a mustache or because he didn't use a napkin while you guys were eating. Is that what happened? I mean, yes, he has a mustache and he did not use a napkin.

But no, that wouldn't be the reason why I wouldn't go on a second date with somebody. Okay, so what would be the reason that you wouldn't go on a second date with somebody. Okay, so what would be the reason that you wouldn't go on a second date with him? Um, because I think he's a ladies' man. I mean... You think he's a ladies' man? Is that what you said? Yeah. Oh, the mustache, that's why. Is it the mustache?

No, I mean, he was really nice, actually, and for the first part of the date, I was really into it. But then something happened. And so I was like, no, I'm not going to do this anymore. What happened? So when Sergio went to the bathroom, somebody approached me. It looked like a different waiter at the restaurant.

And he just said, hey, is this the first date with this dude? And I said, yeah. And he goes, well, he's in here a lot. And he brings a different girl multiple times a week. He's a player. Yeah, he just kind of said, like, good luck with that. And he was, like, kind of quirky about it. And so I was like, oh, wow, that's not cool.

Well, whatever. This is just fun. I, like, downplayed it. And then, like, he was actually kind of sweet and funny but i seem i feel like he's found the truth and so he gave me his number i took it i took the paper oh the waiter who told you that sergio always brings a bunch of girls in there asked for your number well he did but i kind of looked around because i wasn't sure if the guy was coming back from you know know, come back to the bathroom. So he like already had his number ready too. And he was like, well, listen, uh, here's mine and you should text me sometime. And then I just said, okay,

thanks. And then he went away. And then once Sergio came back, I mean, I was just kind of disgusted when he came back. Cause I just, I was not going to be one of the guys. Can I just say something here, please? Um, you can. You're just going to butt in. Yeah. What? Yeah, Lena, sorry.

I should have told you that earlier. Sergio is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah. Oh my God. Why? Because you wouldn't call me back. Oh my God. So you do this?

That's like super weird. Don't you have enough sticks to like hit up i mean i guess this is the only way i guess i was gonna find out uh that i got skunked at my own restaurant by a server who was it i don't know all i know is that he said that you're in there with girls all the time well and you just believe that huh? Please, tell me it wasn't the busboy with the rat tail goatee. My mustache is thin, but you're going to take the busboy

with the goatee's phone number? I don't care what he looks like. Is it true? I mean, I've been to that restaurant, yes. Yeah, you can't even answer it. I don't need to waste my time with you. But Elena, don't you think maybe that whoever it was in the restaurant that told you that Sergio is there with girls all the time might be trying to hit on you by making that up because he gave you his number right after, right? Yeah, I've just, I have never seen anybody say that to somebody.

I mean, that'd be a weird way to pick somebody up. It seemed true to me. Yeah, I've been there before on dates, but I'm not in there all the time with dates. This guy saw you and he wanted to give you his number. And this was this was his move. And you fell for it, frankly. Whatever. I'm asking you, do you take a million girls there?

Because if you do, I'm actually looking for something serious. I don't need to be just one of the like. Well, I mean, if you think about it, he's taking a lot of girls there. So maybe he's just trying to find one that he really likes. Yeah, that is what dating is. By the way, you gave someone else your phone number on our date. That's a very good point. But I was like over it.

So I wouldn't have done that otherwise. Oh, OK. So on the word of a stranger in the in the in the space of time time it took me to wash my hands in the bathroom, you were over it. That's right, huh? Yeah. And by the way, he gave me his number. I just texted it later. And really, wouldn't we be doing the same thing? You bring a bunch of girls to the same restaurant and I'm over a date and talk to somebody else. Okay, well, if you're both doing... But I didn't pick any of them up while we were out together. Well, if you're both doing the same thing, I have an idea. Why don't you guys go out again?

Yeah. Elena, would you like to go on another date with Sergio? We'll pay for it. Different restaurant. No, you know what? I'll pass. I don't need the free meal. Oh, come on.

You and me and the bus boy, and maybe I'll bring another girl. We'll have a great time. It's a full way. Yeah, exactly. Nah, come on. You and me and the bus boy. Maybe I'll bring another girl. We'll have a great time. Yeah, exactly. Now I'm good. All right. All right. Well, thank you for your time, Elena. Appreciate it.

Sergio. Sounds like you need to find a new restaurant. Well, at least I know I can keep the mustache, though. Jubal's first date follow up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question.

I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun. Thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in

our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC.

Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.