First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Shane & Carolina - Payback
Episode Date: November 21, 2024➡︎ The Jubal Show’s First Date Follow UpWhat happens when you get ghosted after a first date? You call The Jubal Show and have them find out why! It's like putting yourself in a situation to get... roasted, when you really just want a second date.======This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here… ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts======The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh ======Meet The Jubal Show Cast:====== Jubal Fresh - https://jubalshow.com/featured/jubal-fresh/ Nina - https://thejubalshow.com/featured/ninaontheair/ Victoria - https://jubalshow.com/featured/victoria-ramirez/ Brad Nolan - https://jubalshow.com/featured/brad-nolan/ Sharkey - https://jubalshow.com/featured/richard-sharkey/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Shane is on the phone today for a first date follow-up and he's getting ghosted
by a girl named Carolina.
So in a few minutes,
we're going to call her
and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him another date.
But first, Shane,
how long has it been
since you heard from her?
It's been probably like three weeks.
Okay.
Have you reached out to her
in that time?
Yeah, like maybe four or five times.
That is a definite ghosting. I don't think that's why he's
calling us to tell him that he knows tell us about your day i'm sorry shane yeah so i actually met
her on instagram she just slid in my dms and apparently we had gone to the same college
together but i didn't know her while we were both there.
But we chatted for probably a few weeks and then we met up at this bar.
It had arcade games in it.
We played Papa Shaw and skeeball and stuff.
It was cute.
What really what really attracted me to her was that she was competitive about it.
You know, I love that. And a girl.
But we did that, had some drinks, had some snacks, and it was a great time.
Like a lot of flirting, a lot of touching going on.
We talked endlessly.
We laughed like it really seemed like perfect date.
Yeah.
I mean, the only thing that I can think of is that we both Uber there.
And then after the day day we both went in our
respective Ubers you know but before that she pulled me in the alley and we made out like
pretty intensely and it escalated into like this weird dirty talk I mean she told me to tell her that i was a piece of what she yeah she made me do this
little strip tease and she was filming this and you were okay with that it was weird but something
about it was kind of hot like i was kind of into it she kept asking me if i wanted more and obviously
i said yes and then on a dime it just completely stopped because your cars came or just all of a
sudden she's like okay i'm done now no it's like uh the switch was just turned off and she thanked me for the night she gave me one more kiss and then she asked me
if i knew what i did and i didn't know how to answer that i mean i i don't know if it was some
kind of like kinky build-up thing yeah but that was it i mean that was the that was the last time
i talked to her so you know you did something.
He did a strip tease.
Maybe I did something to her.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
It was so bizarre.
Yeah.
Okay, and you've texted her and she's said nothing to you.
Yeah, absolutely nothing.
I feel so invested.
What was the last thing you did before she just stopped?
I mean, I think I just, you know, said I'd like to see her again and had a great time.
You know, the usual end of date, small talk.
Yeah, but I mean, like when you were like, I'm a naughty little boy.
That transition.
Yeah, like was there something that you did where she was like, okay, I'm done?
Like, pull your pants up real quick?
No, the way that she acted, it didn't seem like she was reacting to something that I did.
It just, all of a sudden, she just stopped.
I really have no idea why.
I mean, maybe she just, like, got it.
You know what I mean?
Maybe she's done.
Well, some people get off on different things.
Like, maybe that was her moment. I don't't know we'll try to figure it out for you we'll play a song come back
and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and get you another date if
you still want one okay awesome thank you guys all right we'll play a song come back get your
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Right in the middle of your first date follow-up, if you're just joining us,
Shane is on the phone and Shane is getting ghosted by Carolina. So we're about to call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him get him another date but first shane why don't you catch everybody up on your date
with carolina yeah so um met her on instagram we went out had a great time in our arcade bar
um afterwards she had me do like this weird kinky stuff in the alley and I was pretty into it and then she just suddenly stopped and I have not
heard from her since okay are you ready for us to call her I would want to know it's already yeah
all right here we go she was still laughing sorry uh hi hey hey is this carolina uh yeah uh this is the jubile show it's a radio show my name is
jubile how are you hi i'm nina hi and i'm victoria uh hi do you listen to the show
i i do actually yeah do you have any idea why we're calling you today Hi. Do you listen to the show? I do, actually, yeah.
Do you have any idea why we're calling you today?
Um, no, not really.
Okay, have you heard a first date follow-up before?
Um, yeah, yeah, mm-hmm.
Well, that's why we're calling you.
We got an email about you from somebody that you're ghosting.
Okay, okay.
His name is Shane.
Oh, my God, really?
Yeah.
Shane emailed us and told us about your date,
and he said it's been three weeks since he heard from you,
and he wants to know if you'll tell us why you're ghosting him.
Um, okay.
Um, I am ghosting him because I got what I want from him.
It wasn't, um, oh my God, I can't believe you actually
called you guys. It wasn't
like it was not a real date
for me. It wasn't a real date?
What does that mean? Okay, so
I was literally just
on Instagram. You probably told you that that's how we
met, but I was
scrolling and I saw
him and I recognized
him because he screwed over my sister in college.
Oh, how so?
My older sister, Elena, and him were together and he was a total d***.
Just sleeping with anything that moved.
Just lying to her, making empty promises and all this crap.
And she was so, oh my God, I've never promises and all this crap and she was so...
Oh my God, I've never seen her more
heartbroken. It was ridiculous.
This was in college?
Mm-hmm. So you saw
him on Instagram and set up a date with
him to get revenge?
Yes. Oh.
So he never met you when he was dating
your sister? Like he had no clue who you were?
No, no. I said that I told him that So he never met you when he was dating your sister? Like he had no clue who you were?
No, no.
I said that I told him that we went to college together.
He just went to college with my sister and I wasn't even like in the picture.
But I mean, he believed it.
I guess he believed what he wanted to believe that a girl would want to go out with him.
And yeah.
Okay.
Does your sister know that you did this?
She knows now. She didn't know before the fact, but I wanted to give it to her as kind of like a surprise.
Because she's like fine now.
I mean, she's over him because he's garbage.
But I wasn't even thinking about it. I just saw him on Instagram and I was like, oh my God, I have to do this.
So is that why you filmed him doing all kinds of weird things in an alley?
Yeah, I was like, which part is revenge?
Because it sounded kind of hot.
He definitely
seemed to think that it was because he was really
into it, but I...
That was for, yeah, that was for
the revenge. I showed my sister the video
and we were cracking
up about it. It was
so freaking funny.
It's a video of him doing a striptease?
Mm-hmm.
And him saying,
I wanted to make sure that I made him say
that he was a piece of shit.
He thought that that was, okay,
he thought you were like,
you know, that was your thing.
Yeah, that I was like degrading him or whatever.
Or was like, yeah.
Oh.
Okay, well. You really gotta think twice before you. For real. I don't like, game. Oh! Okay, well.
She really got to see twice before you.
For real.
I don't know, anything.
The next time someone pulls out their cell phone in an alley and wants to film me doing weird things, I'm going to question it twice before I do it.
He probably should.
Yeah.
Like, he made it so easy.
He made it so easy.
Thank you for being honest with us.
Carolina, Shane is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Oh, my God.
Seriously?
I honestly,
I can't,
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Carolina,
this is psychotic.
After like,
you're just not really wanting to talk after what you did to my sister.
This is just like,
I mean, if you heard someone I love, like, you're just not really one to talk after what you did to my sister. This is just, like, I mean, if you hurt someone I love, like, seriously.
That was years ago.
You are seriously crazy for doing this.
Oh, my God.
You're the one who would do whatever a girl tells you in an alley, so I don't really know, like, what.
What are you talking?
I was in college.
Like, I'm a completely different person now.
The fact that you did this whole thing.
Absolutely psychotic.
Okay.
Seriously.
You're going to record me like that?
Who else has seen this video?
Oh, my God.
Literally just me and my sister.
Calm the f*** down.
Why should I believe you?
No, honestly, Carolina, I should get a lawyer.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Please.
What would you say?
You're always overreacting.
Literally, like, chill the F out.
What do you think?
You don't even know me.
No, I know what you're like.
I know what you did to my sister.
How should I react to this
I mean
this is insane
I don't know
it's insane what you did to my sister
you don't treat people like that
you have no idea
and you're condescending
like
oh my god
absolutely
it's just karma it's just coming back around
you just can't handle it
sure you're a real real I really missed out huh yeah I mean I guess you
did you're having fun you're the one who did all who was so willing to do all this stuff in the
alley with me like you didn't take any convincing yeah because I thought I was on a real date
and it turns out you're doing this revenge on me.
This is absolutely crazy.
Whatever.
You just can't take it.
Don't dish it out, then, if you can't take it.
Look, oh, my God.
I'm going to delete it anyway.
I already showed my sister, and I'm going to delete it after I show one of my coworkers.
So just get over it.
Get over yourself.
You'll be hearing from me.
Okay, cool.
I'm getting legal advice about this.
I'm serious.
I'm dead serious.
Okay, I'll hear from you on Instagram.
I don't think you can do anything, though.
What did he say?
I willingly did a striptease, and now it's public?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, Shane.
I know.
That sucks.
On both sides?
I don't know what to say here.
Okay, I guess I won't delete the video then. I'll just hold on to it
in case I need to show it in court.
It'll just entertain me until then.
Yikes.
Well, Carolina, would you like another date with Shane? We'll pay for it.
If you're paying for it, I'll just record him
doing more stupid stuff. That's fine with me.
You're going to hear from my lawyer.
Okay, cool.
You know what? I'm glad I cheated on your sister.
Oh, okay.
Is that a no second date for you guys?
Yeah, no way in hell.
Yeah, I don't think so.
He obviously doesn't learn from his mistakes.
All right, then bye then, stripper boy.
Oh.
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Hey, everyone.
It's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the homestretch,
right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.
I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out,
like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon.
But we're also going to have some fun,
thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well.
I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
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and love. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives
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This is Questlove.
Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme.
Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season,
but, you know, I don't want any of you guys
to miss all the incredible conversations
we've had so far.
I mean, we talked to A. Marie,
Johnny Marr,
E,
Jonathan Schechter,
Billy Porter,
and so many more.
Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet,
hey, now's your chance.
You gotta check them out.
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on the iHeartRadio app,
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