First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - She doesn't remember why she was ghosted in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: August 25, 2021

Tess is confused why Jack would ghost her after a smoosh. The Jubal Show finds out Tess actually doesn't remember why she gets ghosted, but it involves a planter!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We do something a little different for the first date follow-up today. What are we going to do? Tess is on the phone, and normally this segment is where, you know, someone goes out with someone on a date that they won't get a call back, so they email us to get that person on the phone, ask them what happened, right? Why they're not calling back. Tess is on the phone today because she just got engaged and wants to tell us about it.

Whoa. Yeah. So how is this? It's not a first date follow up at all. What? She just wants to brag about being engaged. Congratulations. Just a brag.

Not at all, actually. Tess is on the phone and she's not getting a call back from a dude named Jack. You liar. Yeah. I thought I'd switch it up for you guys a little bit. Switcheroo. Tess, what's up? How are you?

I'm good. How are you? Not too bad. Your email said that you and Jack have actually been on a couple dates. Yeah. So we were on a good two-date streak. Streak. Our second date, we went to his house and watched War war of the world it was going fine and um we like made out a little it was like an awesome connection i like nice thought he was really cute

and so then um yeah i just like went home and he kind of ghosted me. Like he didn't text me back when I said like, have a good night. Um, have a, like, have a good sleep. I think I wrote, um, like, so I'm just kind of wondering like what happened. How are you feeling? Were you nervous at all? Um, I mean, I like, you know, second date, you're not like going to fart in front of the guy. So like, I was a little nervous, like I'm not totally comfortable and I'm not totally comfortable yet so I guess I was nervous in that regard but like we were drinking a little bit and um like I had a buzz on and okay uh yeah it was cool like it wasn't I'm only thinking like the second date right so I'm thinking you guys are like hanging out and there's an opportunity to hook up,

but you guys didn't. You guys just kissed. Well, I mean, I didn't. I don't want to like, I always wait till like the fifth date. Oh no, that's totally fine. I just feel like some guys don't like that. Like they're just like, if you don't give it up, they're just like, okay, bye. Some dudes are like that.

Yeah. Yeah. Is that a surprise to you? Yeah, it is a surprise. If he's not worth my time for sure English Evan have you ever met

any other dudes I'm not saying you're like that but a lot of dudes are like that yeah I just I'm so removed from the whole sexual world

I know that you operate kind of like an old woman yeah or like a tortoise that is such an insult it's hilarious but that's fine that's what I like about you

thank you it's just like, but yeah, there's a lot. You were always comparing him to women. It's the funniest thing. To elderly women too. Yeah.

But there, there is a lot, there are a lot of dudes that are like that, that are just like, what did, come on, I'm not going to wait

until the fifth date. What are you talking about? Like, get up right away. I've never been like that. I'm always actually very, you know, like,

I've had my fair share of encounters, but I've always been pretty slow to move with people that I've actually really liked. Like, slow. Very slow. You guys know how slow I've been. Yeah. English Evan lost his virginity last week. So, do you think that might have played into it, though? Maybe

he was, you know, thinking that more was going to happen? I mean, like, I don't know what he thinks, but, like, maybe if he thought more was going to happen? I mean, like, I don't know what he thinks, but like maybe if he thought more was going to happen, I mean, like I waited longer for a door dash. Come on, he can't wait five days to like get his way. Let's go, bro. It could be one of those things too.

Like, you know, anybody that I haven't cared about at all, I've had no problem like making a move or whatever. When I do actually like someone like Alex and I are married by the way if you didn't know that. It took me forever. Yeah you get nervous. Right? Because I'm nervous. I was nervous too. So we were both just like balls of anxiety the entire time. Well you don't want to mess it up do you? Right.

Yeah it's awkward. Yeah well any other reason that you can think he might not be calling you back? No. I mean like not not really. Like i was a little buzzed um i mean like also like if he doesn't like girls that drink like next you know i'm like what okay well we'll figure it out we'll play a song come back and then call him and see if we can find out why he's gusting you, okay? Okay, thanks.

Yep, we'll do it right after this in your first date follow-up. It's the Jubal Show. Just joining us for today's first date follow-up. Hello, welcome. Hi. Take a seat. It's going to be a few minutes. We have a Jubal Show. Got a snack.

Tess is on the phone, and she's not getting a call back from a dude named Jack. Apparently, they've gone on two dates. They had, according to her, a nice two-date streak going on. The last date, she went over to his house. They hung out, drank a little bit, watched a movie and made out a little bit. And then she left, went home, texted him goodnight. And that's the last she's heard from him. And she has no idea why.

The only thing she can think of is, well, I don't know if she thought of it or if we thought of it, but maybe she was moving too slow. Maybe he was expecting more because she came over to his house. Yeah. And then other than that, there's, there's really nothing else that you can think of. Everything's been going great? Yeah. I mean, everything's been going great.

Like, I am totally perplexed why we're not on our third date. I mean, we planned to do like a picnic in like an empty ballpark stadium. Like, you know how they have the lawns outside of the stadium? Yeah, that's adorable. That is. Socially distanced and fun. And then like maybe one day when COVID's over, we can talk about how we went and ate on the lawn

and watched a baseball game that didn't happen. That's cool. All right, so you actually made plans and now he's blowing off. Yeah, so that's why I emailed Jason. I'm going to call him right now, see if we can get him on the phone and figure out what the reason actually is okay here we go hello hi may i speak to jack uh yeah this is he jack how are you Hello? Hi, may I speak to Jack? Yeah, this is he.

Jack, how are you? This is the Jubal Show. My name is Jubal. And my name is Alex. And my name is Evan. And it's the Jubal Show. Welcome to the Jubal Show. How are you?

Sounds weird when you say it that much. You good? Wait, I don't... I don't... I don't... What? Do you know what the Jubal show is? Did I win something? No. Not really.

No, we don't really have much to give away right now. I'm sorry. I don't... That's okay. You don't have to be sorry. You don't have to be sorry about anything, dude. I don't know if you've done anything wrong. What do you think we're calling for?

I'm sorry for being so vague right now, Jack. I don't know if you've done anything wrong. What do you think we're calling for? I'm sorry for being so vague right now, Jack. I don't know. I'm kind of scared now. Have you heard the first date follow-up before on the show? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, congratulations, Jack.

You are now the star of a first date follow-up. Okay. Okay. Have you gone out on a date with anybody recently And ghosted them And they might have emailed us to get you on the phone And figure out why you ghosted them Yeah a handful

A handful Okay Okay let's play the guessing game we haven't had one of these for a while Hey mystery caller What's your name You're on with Jack. Would you like to tell me your name? Oh my god. It's Tess.

Oh, yeah, Tess. Oh, her. That's not what you want to hear. No. Are you like a serial make-out person? You just like make out with girls and then drop them after the second date? No, no, no, no, no, no.

That's just you. Oh. Now I have a lot of questions for you. First of all, why didn't you text me back? Oh, we don't have to get into that like this, right? We kind of do. You're on the radio. it doesn't get any bigger okay uh Tess do you want to tell them I feel like you obviously know

no I don't like what I have no idea what you're talking about you threw up in my only plant. What? What? She threw up. She threw up in my planter. What? Like your house plant? Yeah, she threw up in my house plant. Yes.

I have no recollection of throwing up in a planter. Whoops. Okay, people throw up and do all sorts of things in planters. Okay. What do you mean? Oh, you remember. Okay, well, up and do all sorts of things in planters. Okay. What do you mean? Oh, you remember. Okay, well, I did not throw up in a planter. I don't know what you're talking about, Jack. Like, I have no idea.

Come on. Dude, we weren't, like, blacked out drunk. You had, like, three or four. Did you get nervous? Or, like, you maybe just, like, ate too much before you came over? Maybe you thought I wouldn't see it or like think it was someone else or whatever. But as soon as you left, there was puke in my planter. And it wasn't me.

Lightweight. Okay. Look, I look. Okay. I didn't think you were going to see it. Your planter is right next to your cat litter box. It was like in the corner behind the cat litter box. Also, I'm sorry.

I'm kind of allergic to alcohol, and I didn't eat very much before I came over because I'm doing the Whole30. It's a mistake, I know. So you're allergic to alcohol? And you still drank it? Well, I mean, you know, it's only if I, if I haven't eaten and I just didn't eat, that's,

that's pretty much what it is. Okay. But you're admitting that you did puke in the planner. We've figured that out for sure. But I also like kind of forgot cause I, I don't really remember what happens after they get a certain level of blood alcohol. Okay.

I'm really sorry. Now I really remember it because I tried to put cat litter over the puke. What the hell? Wow. I own a cat. That's nasty. That's super nasty. It smelled terrible.

I had to buy candles. I've never owned candles in my life. I bought like four. I literally had to throw out my freaking plant. Buy you a new one. It was like a nice ficus. And I'm really sorry. Well, how about that then?

Jack, would you like to go out with Tess on another date? We will pay for it. And she'll buy you a new plant. If she buys me a new plant, I will go out with her. Oh, okay. Go find a plant and then go to dinner. Yeah, you happy about that, Tess?

Hold the drinks. Yeah, I won't be drinking at dinner just to be on the safe side. Okay, I will. I just want to say thanks for giving me a second chance. And also, we're going to need to talk about the other chicks that you are dating. Oh, yeah.

Well, he's not dating them. Tessie's not dating them. He also ghosted them. Yeah. So you should know you're back. They're still ghosted, I think. Right. Are they?

Yeah, but I mean, that was like, you know, within like a year or whatever. It wasn't all like around Tess's time. It's just like, it's just happened. You should probably just stop talking about that and digging yourself a hole. I mean, I'm just really excited. So and I can't wait to go to the nursery by my house and start looking at indoor plants. Jubal's first date follow up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric.

Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club.

Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart Woman sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.