First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - She Farted in the Middle of their First Date!

Episode Date: June 21, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Whitney went on a first date with a guy named Chad and is not getting a call back for some reason. They went to a new steakhouse for dinner and had a great time, except she may have let something slip! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Whitney farted. What? Whitney farted. What are you talking about? I'm talking about Whitney, who's on the phone for our first date follow-up today. She farted on our date? Well, I don't know. I do know.

I read the email. We'll get to that part in just a second. But Whitney, how are you? Thank you for your email. Before you tell us about the date, how long has it been since you heard from the guy that you went out with? Hey, Joe. Well, it's been about two weeks since we went out.

About two weeks. What's his name, by the way? Oh, his name is Chad. Chad. All right. And how many times have you tried to get a hold of Chad since your date? Well, so after our date, I messaged him like three times on Tinder. That's where we match.

And then I've tried to text him a few times, too. And I thought he was replying because the blue bubble popped up, but then he never hits in. We'll get to the fart thing in just a second. i thought that was a very interesting note in your email but uh what'd you guys do for your date oh my god it's so awkward um well the date was good other than that um so he took me out to this new steak restaurant in town that i've been wanting to check out and it was fantastic the food food was amazing. He was so sweet. I mean, the whole date, the vibes were just amazing from start to finish.

Okay. Other than the restaurant though, tell us a little bit about him. Oh my gosh, Chad, he's so sweet and he's funny. And he even like sang me a little song. Like it was so cute. Sang you a song? He serenaded you? Yeah, he literally, yeah, he like serenaded me.

Like, I don't know, he comes up with these little like, like, I don't know, beatbox or whatever on his own. And he just like made a little, I guess, ditty out whenever we were eating dinner about me. It was just so sweet. Was it loud? Was it like really loud so the whole restaurant heard it? Or was it just kind of to you guys?

Just like, hey, Whitney. No. Did you just fart? Did he say that too? Did he say that? Oh my God. It wasn't that bad. Well,

your email said that you think you might not be calling you back because you farted on the date. So tell us a little bit about the fart. Okay. So like we were eating dinner and it accidentally slipped. Obvious. If I could have helped it, I would have run to the bathroom before, but it just like hit me out of nowhere.

And I was so embarrassed and I apologized and excused myself and he just kind of like giggled like, oh, no big deal. So I really thought like it was fine and the rest of the date went great. So I just, I don't know why that would be a big deal when he was still having a good time after.

That would be super embarrassing, but no, I mean, that's a natural thing. It is natural, but how bad did it smell? How loud was it? No, it was not like that, okay? It was not like embarrassing. But no, I mean, that's a natural thing. It is natural, but how bad did it smell? How bad was it? No, it was not like that, okay? It was not like, oh my gosh, this girl's killing me with her farts. And you know what? If you think a girl is cute, attractive, then her farts are usually cute.

Like Alex and I are married, if you didn't know that. And I've heard Alex fart maybe twice in our relationship. And each time I was like, that was adorable. I'm on stubborn right now. The best one was the one time when I heard her in the shower. Because I just walked in to the bathroom and she was in the shower and she had farted a little bit more and she went, yeah, buddy.

Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buds. And I was like, did you just say yeah, buds? Because you farted. And she's like, yeah, I did. Now I can't say yeah, buds anymore. Because it reminds me of that every time. My cheeks.

But either way, it was cute. So maybe you had an adorable fart to him. I don't know. But you think that's the reason that he's not calling you back? Well, I don't know. Because afterwards, I mean, everything went great after too. Like he even walked me to my car. And it was kind of a nice little stroll in the starlight.

And he gave me a kiss and a hug before he left. So I just, you know, it didn't seem like that was a deal breaker at the time. And I can't think of anything else that went wrong. So I don't know. Maybe he didn't like it. I don't know. Yeah. All right.

Did you guys plan on a second date? Yeah. Well, I mean, literally after he kissed me, he said, I can't wait to go out with you again. Well, I can't wait to find out why he's ghosting you. I can't wait either. I can't wait to hear the thought story. Can you wait, Evan? No, I can't wait, Jubal.

Oh, gosh. I really hope it's not because of the fire. Our social media guy, Christian, can you wait? Absolutely not. Producer Bennett, can you wait? Not at all. I guess we all can't wait. Then we'll play a song, come back,

and then call him and see why he's not calling you back, okay? Okay, thank you so much, Jules. And you do want another date with him if we can get you one. Yes, I really like him. Okay, alright. We'll play a song, come back, and then get your first date followed next. Whitney is on the phone. I'm sorry.

Are you pooping? Are you pooping? Are you pooping? Whitney, you've got to stop doing that, Whitney. Y'all are embarrassing me. You're so mean. Whitney is on the phone, and she's not getting a call back from a dude named Chad. And she thinks she's not getting a call back

because they had a really good time. They went to dinner at a nice steakhouse. And in the middle of dinner, maybe he made it. Whitney accidentally let her I don't know if it's cuz he made her laugh but she said that he laughed it off and it didn't seem to bother too much but that's the only reason that she can think she's not getting a call back so we're gonna get him on the phone and see if we can figure out what happened all right Whitney I'm gonna dial this one right

now okay here we go. Hello. Hey, is Chad there? Yeah, this is Chad. Oh, hey, man. This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. This is Alex from The Jubal Show. This is English Hammer from The Jubal Show. The Jubal Show is a radio show.

Okay, yeah. Okay, yeah, I know that. I listen to you guys every morning. I never thought you'd actually call me. Oh, really? Thank you. Yeah, thank you very much. Well, yeah, we're calling you, and we're calling you today because you went on a date with someone and now you're not calling them back

okay all right i know exactly who you're talking about uh all right all right i really can't believe this is happening right now what well who do you think we're talking about yeah uh it it would have to be whitney uh this girl whitney she's the only one I went on a date with recently, and she's kind of the only one I'm ghosting right now. Bing bong. Yep. Okay. Got it.

That's who you got. You got it right. It is Whitney. Whitney emailed us and told us about your first date, and she said that she really liked you and wants to know what happened. I mean, it was a perfect date. Whitney was an amazing girl. I don't know if she told you, I don't sing for anybody, but I ended up singing for her.

It was awesome. She thought it was super cute. Yeah, no, I really did like her. There was just kind of this giant red flag afterwards. Okay. What happened? She thinks you're not calling her back because she farted. Does that sound familiar?

Yeah. No, no, no, no no no no that's not it no i thought that was actually kind of funny okay so you didn't hear it oh i definitely heard it yeah it was the loudest one okay if it wasn't the fart then why aren't you calling her back so no like after we kissed i told her we should go on a second day. In the corner of my eye, I just kind of saw something moving around in her car. And it was a baby in her car. I don't know if it was her baby. A baby?

What? A human baby? A car seat, a baby, the whole nine. Yeah, yeah. By themselves? By themselves, yeah. Like it was a baby, just a baby in the car. I don't know if it was her baby.

Maybe she borrowed a baby. What? I'm not sure what car it was. Are you sure it was her car? Definitely, definitely her car. Like, we went on a date for almost two hours. The entire time, there was a baby in the car. What?

Are you sure, though? Like, for sure you saw her get in that car? I mean, yeah. Like, that was definitely her car. Okay. What? That's weird. I mean, she didn't tell us that. She mean yeah like that that was definitely her car okay wow that's weird i mean she didn't tell us that she didn't tell you that she had a baby is she a nanny i'm freaking out right now if anybody left my kid in the car yeah i don't know whose baby it was but

it was super weird i mean yeah that's so irresponsible i'm mad at her now yeah she didn't mention anything about that you know what Let's just ask her whose baby that was. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I actually forgot that. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to tell you.

Sorry about that. Whitney is on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. And now we have a bunch of questions for you, Whitney. A ton. Hi, Chad. I'm pretty like, I don't even know what's there now. I don't have a baby. My 13-year-old son was in the car.

He's 13 years old. He can be in the car by himself. It was turned on. He had AC. He had water. He had his eyes open. I thought you sounded old enough to have like three eyes open. It's not like you're talking about your pet.

He had AC and water. He was fine. He had everything he needed. He was right around the corner from me. If he needed. He had everything he needed. He was right around the corner from me. If he needed anything, he could call me. He could come into the restaurant. He knew exactly where I was. It doesn't matter.

Baby's a baby. That was a small child in the car, in the back of the car. It's not a baby. He's a 13-year-old boy. He is fine. He has everything he needed, and he knew where I was. It's not a big deal. Yeah, but anything could have happened.

Like, that is not safe at all. Being a single mom is hard, and sometimes, like, you can't just, like, make everything work with your schedules. And sometimes you have to compromise and make things work. And, like, I thought that you were worth seeing. He is fine in the car. He's 13. He's not a baby. I wouldn't leave a baby in a car fine in the car. He's 13. He's not a baby. I wouldn't leave a baby in a car.

It's weird to call a 13-year-old a baby. That made us think a whole different thing there. Thank you. Yeah, 13-year-old is okay in a car, but during a day for that long, that's a bit weird. Why don't you just leave him home? I didn't get a chance to go home because I was going from one thing to another. Yeah, I don't understand. Anything could have happened to this kid. He was just

hanging out in the car while we're taking our time eating a meal. That is not safe. He was perfectly safe. He was in a safe area and I was right around the corner from him. He is perfectly fine as a 13-year-old and he can handle himself

to sit by himself for two hours. I don't think a 13-year-old can handle himself. The hours. I don't think a 13 year old can handle himself. Only mom I know is Alex 13 old enough to keep in a car by themselves. When I was a kid, my mom would leave me by myself all the time and I was fine. Not when I was a baby, obviously, but as a 13 year old,

you said all the time she would leave you alone in the car. Whenever, when I was a teenager, like when I was 13, when I was 14, 15. My parents used to leave me in the car all the time. That's not a baby. In 120 degree heat. I was thinking it was like Matilda. It was not. It was obviously not the heat.

It's like winter time. It's cool outside. He had everything he needed. But still, you didn't tell me there was a kid waiting for you in the car like we got dessert and everything it took a while like why didn't you just reschedule the date because i just really liked you and i wanted to see you and i was scared that if i told you that i had a kid and i needed to reschedule then you wouldn't want to see me it It's really hard dating as a single mom. Probably because you leave the kid in the car.

All right. Well, hey, I mean, I got to ask the question, Chad, Chad, would you like to go out with Whitney again on another date? We'll pay for it. Honestly, like I really enjoyed the date. It was a lot of fun. Whitney, you were really cool. I really enjoyed our time together, but it seems like you have a lot of other responsibilities going on right now. You should probably focus on being a mom before we go on a second date. Like, I really think your judgment is totally off right now. You think that my judgment is off? Like, your judgment is off. Don't come at my parenting skills when you're not a parent

and you don't know anything about it. Maybe you should check yourself and check your singing skills because that's what's all. Oh, wow. That's serious now. All right. That's the girl who like a minute ago just claimed she loved my singing. So which one is it, Whitney?

Yeah. Well, I didn't know at that point you were going to sound like such a toad. Toad? But did you just call me like a toad, like a frog? Is that like offensive? Was that meant to hurt my feelings? I don't even know how I should react right now. That's how I see it.

The Jubal Show on demand. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all

about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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