First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - She farted the entire time!

Episode Date: July 21, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Mark is on the phone and went out with a girl named Nat and went to a drive in movie to see bewitched. They were having a good time, but her stomach was not doing so well and she ended up farting the entire time! That is why he thinks he is not getting a call back, but does not know for sure!Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What's up? What's up, man? Before we get into your date, Mark, how long has it been since your date? Well, man, it's been about a week. Okay. And I've been texting her, and I haven't gotten a reply from her. You haven't gotten any reply in a week. How many times have you texted her? I haven't texted her, like, two times.

And she hasn't responded to either. Well, first tell us what you guys did for your date. Well, we went to dinner, took out the roof crisp, and then we went up to a drive-thru movie, and we saw an old, they just had an old flick plan, I think it was B-Witch.

They had a B-Witch plan. That's cute. And so we went to the drive-thru after dinner, and, you know, just kept talking. Then we went to B-Witch. I like that. That's cute. Okay. I like that. And did it seem like you guys got along?

Like, why do you think she's not calling you back? Okay, man. I think what it was, you know, she was passing gas a lot. What? Oh, my God. Yeah, man. It was a lot of gas everywhere. Everywhere? Okay. She's gassy.

From the time that I picked her up, by the time we got to the restaurant, it was the first time it happened. And I played it off. I thought that maybe it was outside. You know, maybe the outside air was a little bump. But it wasn't. It was your date. You know, we sat outside air was a little funky. But it wasn't.

It was your date. You know, we sat down at the table and I smelled it again. Oh, no. Okay. Oh, no. You know, then I'm thinking, now I'm looking around at my shoes, hoping I didn't step in anything. You can tell the difference between dog poo.

You know, so I kindly asked her, you know, do you smell that? And she just had a, you know, she had a look on her face. Oh, no. And from the look, I could kind of tell. Okay. And so she told me, she was like, I don't feel well. And I, you know, I'm kind of having gas. At first, it took me off. Oh threw me off and i let it slide at the

restaurant yeah but we got back in the car at the drive-thru movie and it was all night oh in the car well and you actually in the car i had to open the window goodness okay and you had to you had to and you want to call her back for a second date still, even with all that. Everybody has gas. That's true. Yeah, she's beautiful. Beautiful woman. I understand that, you know, you get sick sometimes. You know, do I wish we would have, you know,

moved the date to another day? Yeah. You know, I just want to see where this can go. All right. So you want us to try and call and get you another date. And you think that she's not calling you back because she had gas? Like maybe, what, she's embarrassed of that or something? Probably. I think so, you know.

That was our first date. You know, that's kind of embarrassing to have gas on your first date. So bad that you have to admit it. Like she didn't even have a choice. You know what I did when somebody was farting around me one time? What'd you do? Okay, I was on an airplane. And I'm sure everybody else was getting sick of it, too. So after, like, I don't know, two hours on this plane of, you know, every three minutes,

smelling this terrible, you know, airplane fart smell, I was like, who's farting? And guess what? We didn't smell it again. Yep, nope. And the person that we think was doing it was very, he sat very straight up. Right behind us. Very tight. I think he had to keep it tight. So, no. And the person that we think was doing it was very, he sat very straight up. Right behind us. Very tight.

I think he had to keep it tight. So it was a party. It was a stomach problem to do it by the end of the flight. Just go to the bathroom, right? Yeah. Yeah. So you liked her a lot. Obviously, you guys thought you got along.

I can understand why she wouldn't be calling you back if that is the reason, which I would imagine it would be. If I went out on a date and I couldn't stop passing gas so much that my date was like, hey, who's farting? And I'd be like, that's me. I've been farting this whole time. I'm sorry. I would probably be embarrassed and not want to call you back either. So we'll give her a call. See if that is the reason she's not calling you back and try to get you another date when she does not have gas.

OK. All right, man. That works. Let's do it. Play a song, come back and then call her. We're in the middle of today's first date follow up. And if you're just joining us, Mark, that'll work. All right, let's do it. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her. We're in the middle of today's first date follow-up, and if you're just joining us, Mark is on the phone. And Mark went out with a girl named Nat.

They went to dinner and then to a drive-in movie to watch Bewitched. That sounds fun. It was fun. It was so much fun that Nat couldn't stop farting. So Mark, he smelled gas the whole time, and he thought maybe he stepped in something, and then he finally had to ask his date, Nat, if she smelled something and she admitted that it was her and her stomach was upset and she'd been farting the whole time on their date. And now she's not calling him back. It's been a week.

He's reached out to her a couple of times and nothing. And he thinks the reason he's not getting a call back is because she's embarrassed because she could not stop farting on her date, which would be understandable. Speed up. He's a better man than me, I'll tell you that. So we're about to call Nat right now and see if that is the reason she's not calling him back and see if we can get Mark another date. All right, Mark, are you ready to call her?

Yeah, man, I'm ready to call her. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Nat, please? This is Pete. Hey, Nat, how are you? This is The Jubal Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubal.

My name is Alex. And I'm Christian Gray-Snow. And how are you? Oh, I'm good. Have's a radio show. My name is Jubal. My name is Alex. And I'm Christian Gray Snow. And how are you? Oh, I'm good. Have you heard the show before? Do you know what it is? No, but it's just weird that you're like, hey, I'm from the radio and it's these

three people. It's like a bum rush, but okay. It's exciting, right? Wow, you didn't know your day was going to start off like this, did you? No. Kind of like how you wake up and your stomach's upset. You're like, man, I didn't know my day was going to start off like this, did you? No. Kind of like how you wake up and your stomach's upset. You're like, man, I didn't know my day was going to start off like this. So did I win something? Maybe.

We're not sure, actually. A segment on our show called The First Date Follow-Up. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and you don't call them back, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why. And we got an email about you from a guy named Mark. Oh, so Mark is just soliciting my number. Cool. All right. Kind of. Yeah. He gave us your number. He asked us to call you because you haven't been calling him back. And so we want to ask you why you don't want to call Mark back. Why are you ghosting him? All right.

That's weird. But yeah, go ahead. Well, Mark thinks the reason you're not calling him back is because he told us about the gas. He told us about how your stomach was upset. Good for you for admitting it. I don't know if I would have. I would have blamed it on everybody around me. Exactly. Yeah.

Even the person I was like a normal person. I'm not farting. You're farting. It's around me. Exactly. Even the person I was on the date with. Like a normal person would do. I'm not farting. You're farting. It's not me. I don't know. Did you smell that? It's funny.

When someone farts and it's them, they'll be like, I don't know. It wasn't me. I have no idea. But then when it's not them, I'm like, right? It stinks. Ew. Who is that? So I can understand why you wouldn't be calling him back.

That would be embarrassing. I don't know if it was, but that's the reason he thinks you're not calling him back. Is it? No, actually. I mean, everybody has gas, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. So that isn't the reason. So what is the reason?

Well, the reason I haven't been answering his text is because we were having a conversation about comedy and he said that he didn't like Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle is one of my favorite comedians and it's like a deal breaker for me. I was just like,

so he went on a date with you and you had uncontrollable gas. Sorry for laughing. And that's not the reason that you're not calling back isn't because of that. But he wants to go out with you again when you had this problem on the date and you don't want to go out with him because he doesn't like Dave Chappelle. That's it?

Basically, I mean, I was quoting a lot of stuff from Chappelle's show. I was talking about Tyrone Bigum even though he was like the Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, you know, go get me some breast milk from a Cambodian woman in Brooklyn. All the funny things. He had no idea what I was talking about.

And yeah, it was a turn off. Now, question for you. Just on the fact that this guy is willing to go on a second date with you, despite the fact that you were farting the entire time. Can you not get over the fact that maybe he doesn't like Dave Chappelle? Absolutely not. Okay. Forget I asked.

Well, he is on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. I should have told you that. Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. I forgot to tell you. You guys are the worst. Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. We forgot to tell you. You guys are the worst. Hey, Mark. Hey, Chappelle.

I mean, he's an okay comedian, but I mean, he's not bad. He's no Richard Pryor. No. I mean, I know that he learned from Richard Pryor. I love Richard Pryor, too, but if you knew anything about comedy, you would know that since Richard's

passing and after Eddie Murphy, Dave is the GOAT right now. How do you not know that? Kevin Hart is the GOAT. What are you talking about? Oh my God. Members don't lie. I told you that at the end. Kevin, does that

have a funny bone in his spine? Members don't lie. Show me how you feel. This would actually be a terrible couple. Could you imagine the fights? Are you kidding me? Netflix is the only thing you can get. What is going on? When did I tell you I sold out a football arena? I don't care about

football and Kevin. Kevin is a footballer. You not liking Dave Chappelle is going to ruin a lot of things in your life. What? Nobody likes Dave Chappelle. Have you not seen him lose lately? You mean to tell me I put out with all that gas

and you won't talk to me over Dave Chappelle? Congratulations. How bad of a smell was her farce on a scale of one to ten? Oh, they were solid. So you know they were dead. The ones you don't hear, they just smack you in your face.

It was enough to make me cough. And I hope you are to the point that you are wrong about everything you know. He said he was coughing. Okay. Those gas smell wrong about everything he said he was talking okay those gas smell is worse than Jay Chappelle

jokes wow I cannot go out with this guy would you like to go out with Mark again on a second date we'll pay for it no absolutely not no if we went to a Chappelle show would you go on a second date, we'll pay for it. No, absolutely not, no.

If we went to a Chappelle show, would you go? Not with you. Aww. And then- All right, well, good luck you two. She'd probably just fart the whole time anyway. We went out, you'd probably be funky anyway. Funky.

Yeah, it's probably be another funk bomb. So I have another breeze for you this time. The Jubal Show on demand. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble.

More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. The Indicator is a podcast where daily economic news is about what matters to you. And we're guessing most days, that's money.

Workers have been feeling the sting of inflation. So as a new administration promises action on the cost of living, taxes, and home prices. The S&P 500 biggest post-election day spike ever. Follow all the big changes and what they mean for you. Make America affordable again. Listen to The Indicator from NPR on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get podcasts. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.

I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.