First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - She Threw up in a Planter!

Episode Date: June 2, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".In this First Date Follow Up has many awkward moments! Tess is on the phone and she has been on two dates with a guy named Jack. She thought they both had a good time, but she got ghosted! "If that's what he's looking for then he is not worth my time"!Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Jubal Show on demand. First date follow-up. Probably do something a little different for the first date follow-up today. What are we going to do? Tess is on the phone and normally this segment is where

you know, if someone goes out with someone on a date that they won't get a call back so they email us to get that person on the phone and ask them what happened. Right? Why they're not calling them back. Tess is on the phone today because she just got engaged and wants to tell us about it. Whoa! Oh. So how is this? It's not a first date follow up at all. What? She just wants to brag about being

engaged. Congratulations. Just a brag. Not at all actually. Tess is on the phone and she's not getting a call back from a dude named Jack. You liar. Yeah, I thought I'd switch it up for you guys a little bit switcheroo Tess what's up how are you I'm good how are you not too bad um your email said that you and Jack have actually been on a couple dates yeah so like we were on uh we were like on a good two date streak and like our second date, we like went to his house and watched War of the Worlds. It was going fine. And we like made out a little. It was like an awesome connection. I thought he was really cute. And so then, yeah, I just like went home and he kind of ghosted me like he didn't text me back when I said, like, have a good night.

Have like have a good sleep. I think I wrote like so I'm just kind of wondering, like, what happened? How are you feeling? Were you nervous at all? I mean, I like, you know, second date, you're not like going to fart in front of the guy. So I was a little nervous, like I'm not totally comfortable. I'm not totally comfortable yet. So I guess I was nervous in that regard. But like we were drinking a little bit and like I had a buzz on and yeah, it was cool. Like it wasn't. I'm only thinking

the second date, right? So I'm thinking you guys are hanging out and there's an opportunity to hook up but you guys didn't? You guys just kissed? Well, I mean I didn't. I don't want to like I always wait until the fifth date.

Oh no, that's totally fine. I just feel like some guys don't like that. They're just like if you don't give it up, they're just like, okay, bye. Some dudes are like that. Yeah. Yeah. Is that a surprise to you, Evan? Yeah, it is a surprise. If that's a surprise, then he's not worth my time.

For sure. English Evan, have you ever met any other dudes? I'm not saying you're like that, but a lot of dudes are like that. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I'm so removed from the whole sexual world. I know that you operate kind of like an old woman. Yeah.

Or like a tortoise. That is such an insult. It's hilarious. removed from the whole sexual well you operate kind of like an old woman yeah but that's fine that's what I like about you it's just like but yeah there's a lot you were always comparing him to women it's a funny elderly women but there there is a lot there are a lot of dudes that are like that though they're just like what it did come on I like I'm not gonna wait till the fifth date what are you talking about like get up right away see i've never been like that i'm always actually very you know like i've had my fair share of encounters but i've always been pretty slow to move with people that i've actually really liked like slow like very slow you guys know how slow i've been yeah english haven't lost his virginity last week so so do you think that might have played into it, though?

Maybe he was, you know, thinking that more was going to happen? I mean, like, I don't know what he thinks, but, like, maybe if he thought more was going to happen. I mean, like, I waited longer for a door dash. Come on, he can't wait five days to, like, get his **** away. Let's go, bro. Right. It could be one of those things, too.

Like, you know, anybody that I haven't cared about at all, I've had no problem like making a move or whatever. When I do actually like someone like, Alex and I are married, by the way, if you didn't know that, it took me forever to kiss her. Right? Because I'm nervous.

I'm actually nervous. I was nervous too. So we were both just like balls of anxiety the entire time. Well, you don't want to mess it up, do you? Right? Yeah, it's awkward. Yeah.

Well, any other reason that you can think he might not be calling you back? No. I mean, like, not really. Like, I was a little buzzed. I mean, like, also, like, if he doesn't like girls that drink, like, next, you know? I'm like, what's going on? Okay, well, we'll figure it out.

We'll play a song, come back, and then call him and see if we can find out why he's ghosting you, okay? Okay, thanks.

Yep, we'll do it right after this in your first day of follow-up. This is the Jeeble Show. Tess is on the phone and she's not getting a call back from a dude named Jack. Apparently,

they've gone on two dates. They had, according to her, a nice two-date streak going on. The last date, she went over to his house. They hung out, drank a little bit, watched a movie, and made out a little bit. And then she left, went home, texted him goodnight. And that's the last she's heard from him.

And she has no idea why. The only thing she can think of is, well, I don't know if she thought of it or if we thought of it. But maybe she was moving too slow. Maybe he was expecting more because she came over to his house. Yeah. And then other than that, there's really nothing else that you can think of. Everything's been going great? Yeah.

I mean, everything's been going great. Like, I am totally perplexed why we're not on our third date. I mean, we planned to do, like, a picnic in, like, an empty ballpark stadium. Like, you know how they have the lawns outside of the stadium? Yeah, that's adorable. That is. Socially distanced and fun. And then like maybe one day when COVID's over,

we can talk about how we went and ate on the lawn and watched a baseball, and watched a baseball game that didn't happen. That's cool. All right, so you actually made plans and now he's blowing it off, so. Yeah, so that's why I emailed Jason. I'm gonna call him right now, see if we can get him on the phone and figure out what the reason actually is, okay?

Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Jack? Yeah, this is he. Jack, how are you? This is the Jubal Show. My name is Jubal. And my name is Alex.

And my name is Evan. And it's the Jubal Show. Welcome to the Jubal Show. How are you? Sounds weird when you say it that much. You good? Wait, I'm... I don't...

I don't... I don't... What? Do you know what the Jubal show is? Did I win something? No. No, we don't really have much to give away right now. I'm sorry. That's okay.

You don't have to be sorry about anything, dude. I don't know if you've done anything wrong. What do you think we're going for? I'm sorry for being so vague right now, Jack. I don't have to be sorry about anything, dude. I don't know if you've done anything wrong. What do you think we're calling for? I'm sorry for being so vague right now, Jack. I don't know. I'm kind of scared now. Have you heard the first date follow-up before on the show?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, congratulations, Jack. You are now the star of a first date follow-up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Have you gone out on a date with anybody recently and ghosted them,

and they might have emailed us to get you on the phone and figure out why you ghosted them? Yeah, a handful. A handful? A handful. Yeah. Okay. Okay, let's play the guessing game. We haven't had one of these for a while.

Hey, mystery caller. What's your name? You're on with Jack. Would you like to tell me your name? Oh, my God. It's Tess. Oh. Oh, yeah, Tess. Oh, her.

That's not what you want to hear. No. Are you like a serial makeout person? You just like make out with girls and then drop them after the second date? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's just you. Oh. Now I have a lot of

questions for you. First of all, why didn't you text me back? Oh, we don't have to get into that like this, right? We kind of do. You're on the radio. it doesn't get any bigger okay uh Tess do you want to tell them I feel like you obviously know

no I don't like what I have no idea what you're talking about you threw up in my my only plant what what she threw up she threw up in my planter what like your house plant yeah she threw up in my house plant yes i like just i have no recollection of throwing up in a planter whoops okay people throw up and do all sorts of things in planters, okay? What do you mean? Oh, you remember. Okay, well, I did not throw up in a planter. I don't know what you're talking about, Doc. Like, I have no idea. Come on.

Dude, we weren't, like, blacked out drunk. You had, like, three or four. Did you get nervous? Or, like, you maybe just, like, ate too much before you came over? Maybe you thought thought i wouldn't see it or like think it was someone else or whatever but as soon as you left there was puke in my planter and it wasn't me lightweight okay look i look okay i didn't think you were gonna see it your planter is right next to your cat litter box.

It was like in the corner behind the cat litter box. Also, I'm sorry. I'm kind of allergic to alcohol, and I didn't eat very much before I came over because I'm doing the Whole30. It's a mistake, I know. So you're allergic to alcohol? And you still drank it? Well, I mean, you know, it's only if I haven't eaten and I just didn't eat. That's pretty much what it is. Okay, but you're admitting that you did puke in the planner.

We figured that out, for sure. But I also, like, kind of forgot because I don't really remember what happens after they get a certain level of blood alcohol. Okay. I'm really sorry. Now I really remember it because I tried to put cat litter over the puke. Oh, what the hell? Wow. I own a cat.

That's nasty. That's super nasty. It smelled terrible. I had to buy candles. I've never owned candles in my life. I bought like four. I literally had to throw out my freaking plant. Buy you a new one.

It was like a nice ficus. And I'm really sorry. Well, how about that then? Jack, would you like to go out with Tess on another date? We will pay for it. And she'll buy you a new plant. If she buys me a new plant, I will go out with her.

Yay! Go find a plant and then go to dinner. You happy about that, Tess? Hold the drinks. Yeah, I won't be drinking at dinner just to be on the safe side. Okay, I will. I just want to say thanks for giving me a second chance.

Also, we're going to need to talk about the other chicks that you are dating. Oh, yeah. He's not dating them. Tess, he's not dating them. He also ghosted them. Yeah, so you should know you're back.

They're still ghosted, think right are they yeah but I mean that was like you know within like a year or whatever it wasn't all like around Tess's time it's just like that's just happened you can probably just stop talking about that and digging yourself a hole I mean I'm just really excited. So and I can't wait to go to the nursery by my house and start looking at indoor plans. The Jubal Show on demand. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric.

Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever

you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. That's right. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity,

we share our personal journeys navigating our 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engage in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that'll resonate with your experiences, Decisions Decisions is gonna be your go-to source for the open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom

of authentic connections. Tune in and join the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.