First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Small things come in big packages in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: November 30, 2021

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Sasha swears he's never had anyone not return his call so he has no idea why he's getting ghosted by Mandi! The Jubal Show fins out what went wrong on their beach picnic and attempts to get them on a second date! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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First day follow up. Sasha is on the phone today for a first date follow up and he's not getting a call back from a woman named Mandy. His email says pretty much the standard stuff. I don't know why she's not calling me back. It did say one thing. It said, I almost smashed. Smashed? But then got stopped.

Oh. So, sorry that happened to you. Blocked? Yeah. Sorry that happened to you. Blocked? Yeah, sorry that happened to you, Sasha. Yeah. Before we get into things, how long has it been since you heard from Mandy? Been a couple weeks.

How many times have you tried to reach out to her since? I mean, you know, every other night. Every other night? What? Yeah. Every other night. That's a lot What? Yeah. Every other night. That's a lot. So has she responded

to you at all? No. That might be a bit much. Well, what did you guys do for your date? First off, I just want to mention that she was a smoke show.

She's really hot. I really wanted to hook up with her. So I wanted to make it a... So you didn't really care about like dating her, dating her? This was just, you're just trying to go wanted to hook up with her, so I wanted to make it a... So you didn't really care about dating her, dating her? You were just trying to go out and hook up? Yeah. That's fine, man.

I think I'm young. I think I deserve to have a little fun. Was she aware of this? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty intentional about how I speak to girls. As long as you go into it being honest, then I don't see anything wrong with that.

If that's what you want to do, that's what you want to do. But you should definitely not try to play it off with something else. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying it in that way because I think it's really sterile. I'm really just flirting a lot. And, you know, I'm showing sexual interest and I think the woman should get the clue. Yeah, no, I totally agree. Okay. Wait, how did you meet her? Uh, Tinder. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. So she should have a clue. Yeah. She should kind of know. Exactly. All right. Well, what did you guys do?

I took her to the beach. Um, and beach, and I know chicks love picnics, so I did a little picnic thing, and I figured the beach would be perfect because I don't want to show off, but I kind of do. I have a really nice body. I go to the gym a lot, and I want to show that off. You took her on a picnic so you could give her the gun show, show off your muscles a little bit.

Yeah. And did she seem into them? Yeah. She kept making sexual comments. What was she saying? She didn't want me to turn her on in public like that. Oh, wow. She said that?

Yeah. All right. Okay. So she was definitely it seemed like down and she was into what you were into just looking for a just looking to hook up yeah i mean it worked we we went back to her house and we we were messing around a little bit um but we didn't have sex we we both took a few shots um of uh of alcohol and then we just started messing around and uh then she just she got kind of weird and uh she started saying that she has work

early in the morning and that she kind of did this thing where she's kind of like you know not really looking at me and kind of like acting different and being like really weird. Well, what do you think happened? Nothing. Yeah. I mean, I don't really know what happened. We're just messing around and then she just got weird.

So she said she had to go to work and I'm guessing you left at that point. Yeah. And there's nothing to do after that. Did she say anything about calling her again, going out again, meeting up again? She said something about, you know, talk soon or something weird like that. Yeah, that doesn't scream once.

And nothing. Yeah, and I'm pretty bummed about it because I think that we had good chemistry. We'd have a lot of fun together. All right. You just want to finish what you started, huh? Basically. Well, let's see if we can get that done.

All right. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and try to figure it out in your first day follow-up, okay? Okay, thanks. Yep, we'll do it next. It's the Jubal Show. We're in the middle of a first day follow-up, and on the phone with us is Sasha.

Sasha emailed us because he's not getting a call back from a woman named Mandy. They met on Tinder, and Sasha, there's no shame in his game. He says that he's just looking to hook up with people, and Mandy also knew that when they went out on a date. They went on a picnic, went back to her house, messed around a little bit, but then all of a sudden, she told him

that she had to go to work early and kicked him out, and she hasn't talked to him since, and he doesn't know why. And Sasha, you swear you didn't get weird. No. She's not calling you back, and we're going to call. And Sasha, you swear you didn't get weird. No. She's not calling you back and we're going to call her right now and see if we can figure it out. You ready? Yeah. All right, here we go.

Hello? Hi, may I speak to Mandy, please? This is she. Mandy, how are you? This is The Jubal Show. My name is Jubal. Mine's Alex Fresh. Mine's English Evan.

And The Jubal Show is a radio show, and now we're on the phone with you. Okay. I mean, I've heard of you, but why are you calling me? We do a segment on the show called First Date Follow-Up. That's where if you go out on a date with someone and then end up not calling them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. And we got an email about you from somebody who does listen to the show, probably more

than you. Okay. His name is Sasha. Yeah, we went out. We know that. What we don't know is the reason that you're not calling him back so sasha emailed us and he told us a little bit about your day he said that you guys met on tinder went to uh when i had a picnic and then went back to your place and started messing around a little bit and then all of a sudden you said you had to get up early for work and then you tell him to kick rocks yeah okay yeah well i mean if you want the truth um well he told us that he's

like super hot and in shape is that true yeah i mean he really was like really really good looking i mean if we're gonna be honest we really didn't talk that long and tender and it was really for me gonna be pretty casual like a hookup okay that was kind of it was kind of my intention so then what happened yeah like i can't believe you took him back over to your house yeah after one day of talking i mean he was really good looking we were flirting you know there's just was chemistry there i mean if he closed his mouth more it actually would have been better i mean honestly the conversation wasn't that great but i just you know was wanting to have fun i want to have a fling you know i just want to have a fling and is that what ruined it for you the conversation uh no it didn't ruin it for me i mean because i knew

you know what i wanted and so we went back to my place and we were messing around i mean the kissing was good i just i don't embarrass him but i mean his arms are like amazing. Like his biceps, it's like, I mean, he is a fit, big guy. Like, I mean, this is like everything you picture, like on the cover of a Harlequin romance novel, I swear. It was just like so good looking. Okay. I mean, it was all physical. And why not hook up with him well until his physical well it wasn't very big um i mean it was like um fun size and like little snickers bar and that's oh my god

snickers bar so you're saying he's big everywhere except the place where you were hoping. Oh, no. Yeah. It was like, it's so bad. It was so bad. That's got to be super disappointing. You think somebody's so hot, and then it's just like, well. It was like, dun, dun, dun, dun. I mean, it was just like bad. Sorry to hear that. If it's that bad, I'm sure Sasha's aware of that.

Or maybe not. Maybe he just doesn't know. We could tell him, maybe. He doesn's that bad, I'm sure Sasha's aware of that. Or maybe not. Maybe he just doesn't know. We could tell him maybe. He doesn't know now though. What do you mean? Well, I mean he knows now because he's actually on the line listening and wants to talk to you. Unless he's

on that. Oh my god. Sasha, are you still there? Yeah, I'm still there. Hi, Sasha. I didn't tell me that you were on the phone. I am so sorry. Sasha, is this a problem that you know you have?

No, it's not a problem. What? I mean, are you serious? Yeah, it's not a problem. What? I mean, are you serious? Yeah, it's not a problem. I mean, I don't know who you've been sleeping with, but maybe you just don't know that good sex isn't about that. So I don't know. Oh, so you're going to play the card that it's how you use it?

No. I mean, you can play cards, but, you know, it's based on fact. So that's, you know, women based on emotions. Men, we base it on fact, and that's just factual. You can message hundreds of the girls that I've been with, and they can tell you exactly. Maybe they're scared. Hundreds of the girls that I've been with and they can tell you exactly. Maybe they're scared. Hundreds of the girls.

I think that might be an exaggeration too now after hearing about your downstairs. All right, bro. Virgin bro. It sounds like you might be slightly below average. Well, I've never gotten a complaint before, so I don't know. Okay. Well, you know what's good is like actually say it to your face. I mean, nobody wants to be mean. I mean, they know that you know what's good is like actually say it to your face. I mean, nobody wants to be mean.

I mean, they know that you know. Would you, if like a guy had a real small one like that, would you tell him if you knew that you weren't going to date him for a long time or would you just stop talking to him? I would ghost him. I've done it plenty of times. Right, but you wouldn't tell him. You wouldn't be like, hey, you have a real small one.

That's why I'm not talking to you, right? You wouldn't ghost him. Yeah, because they don't want to be mean to you. And it's awkward. Sasha, that's probably why, you know, and it's an awkward conversation to have. I'll tell you how you can tell, though. I think based on my experience that there's a code word for it. If they don't think it's big and they don't want to tell you and like you ask them about it or they feel like they need to share about your stuff. Has anybody ever called it perfect?

Yeah. Yeah, usually that means it's not big enough. How do you know that, Jubal? I don't know. It's a joke I used to do on stage. It used to work. It's not working here, obviously. Nobody's ever complained, and you never even got a chance to see it in its full capacity,

so I don't know. Yeah, I didn't have to see it because I felt it. Alright. Well, I'm going to ask a question anyway. Mandy, would you like to go out with Sasha again on another date? We'll pay for it. I'm going to say no. Don't want to give it another shot and see if full bloom

is more than what you... No. No. I'm good. Alright. Well, thank you for being honest with us. Sasha, yeah, man. I'm sorry. It doesn't sound like you. All right. Sorry, Sasha. Thank you for being honest with us. And Sasha, yeah, man, I'm sorry. It doesn't sound like you're getting it. Yeah, it's your loss.

Oh, okay, her loss. Yeah, well, actually, I already lost your number. So, yeah. Bye, guys. Thanks. All right. Well, thank you. The Jubal Show on demand.

Ugh, we're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too.

Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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