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Episode Date: October 7, 2021Jackson doesn't know why Therese won't call him back because he considers himself a 9.5/10. The Jubal Show finds out its what he does for a living! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @...thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First date follow-up.
The email we got for a first date follow up Today from this dude
We're about to talk to
Named Jackson
For him
This is super weird
Because
He's super hot
Oh god
Never had a woman
Blow him off before
Did he say that?
Never been ghosted before
No he didn't say it like that
He actually said
He's just
It's just said he's weird
Because he's never been ghosted before
Is what he said
So I'm assuming
It's That he thinks he's super hot And doesn't know how he's not getting a call back.
Yeah.
Well, let's find out.
He's never been ghosted ever before.
What's up, Jackson?
How are you?
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
So is the reason that you say you've never been ghosted before because you're super hot?
Just a hottie.
You know, it's not that I'm super hot, but I do take care
of myself.
So every woman you've talked to has always
been a success?
Yeah. Well, have you ghosted girls before?
Oh, yeah. And
guys.
Alright, so you probably are an attractive
dude then, if you've never had to deal with getting ghosted
before. What's her name
or his name? The person that's not calling you back. ghosted before um what's her name or his name
the person that's not calling you back it's a her and her name is therese therese all right well
tell us a little bit about therese and then tell us why you think that she's the first person in
your life wow to ever ghost you uh you know we met online uh just through one of the apps and I went out for dinner.
And, you know, honestly, when we started out, it was kind of boring.
She wasn't really good at conversation.
OK.
But I didn't bail.
And she loosened up after about a half an hour and then it turned into a really good date.
She was really engaging.
And, yeah, it was we were making each other laugh.
And after the date, it ended with a kiss.
Nice.
And, you know, like I said, I've never been ghosted.
And I don't really know what's going on now because the day after the date, we talked a little bit.
And now she's not responding to texts and she's full on ghosting me. I'm interested
to see, you know, as I'm sure
everyone in this room, have we all been ghosted
before? I've been ghosted before. Alex?
I can't think of a time.
I knew it. She looked
at her face and was like, oh great, they're going to ask me.
And I have to be like, well, no. I actually was thinking
about like, have I been ghosted? I'm like, I can't think of
anybody that I've been ghosted by. It doesn't
happen to good looking people.
It usually doesn't happen to girls.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
I was going to say though, obviously this is your first time being ghosted.
Like, how are you feeling?
It doesn't feel great.
You know, I'm a little sad, a little confused because I don't understand why.
And I kind of an understanding why people don't like when this happens to them.
Now you can relate to the normal person.
Yeah, if this is being normal,
I don't want to be normal.
So this is actually a true first date follow-up.
Yeah.
I mean, usually we have people that have been on several,
or like, I don't know.
So this is interesting.
Yeah, very.
What would you rate yourself on a scale of one to ten?
I mean, I don't want to sound cocky, but I would say I'm a 9.5.
Wow.
And I have a six pack, so.
Well, you can still be ugly with a six pack.
Automatic 9.5.
Absolutely.
I mean, yeah, that is kind of our standards, really, in society.
Like a dude just doesn't have a dad bod and they're like, that guy's almost a ten.
Yeah.
How long has it been since your date?
No, it's been a little over a week.
A little over a week.
Okay.
So you said that you guys kissed.
And so how was the kiss?
Was it like a French kiss
or was it a pecker?
Or was it just like a,
I feel bad, I'm sorry,
here you go kiss?
No, there was passion.
There was passion. and she was touching me and
you know she said she'll call me oh look i can tell when someone's into it and she was into it
and she said we'll go out again and and i'm just it's a total 180 so i'm very confused and you
can't think of any reason why she's not talking to you now no no reason at all i i really have
been thinking about it
and there's no reason.
It was a great date.
Okay.
All right, cool.
We'll play a song, come back,
and then call her
and see if we can figure it out for you, okay?
Okay.
All right.
It's The Jubal Show.
This is just shocking.
What?
Absolutely shocking.
What?
How does a guy with a six-pack
have someone stop talking to him?
Oh, my God.
I mean, he's got a six pack.
It goes against everything I've been taught.
Seriously.
I mean, he didn't judge what he was before the six packs, but he says he's a 9.5.
Yes.
Jackson is on the phone for a first date follow up.
He says he's probably a 9.5.
With the six pack.
Because he's got a six pack.
He's never been ghosted before.
We didn't ask you, Jackson.
What were you before the six pack?
I mean, I would say I was probably an 8.5. I mean, I have a six pack. He's never been ghosted before. We didn't ask you, Jackson. What were you before the six pack? I mean, I would say I was probably at 8.5.
I mean, I have a good face.
I have a good jawline.
There you go.
You got it going on.
All right, cool.
All right.
So you're just a good looking dude, it sounds like.
Good face.
And at least you have some.
Hey, you know what, though?
Honestly, if you're good looking, Jackson, you don't strike me as like a cocky, arrogant
dude.
You don't sound like it.
You sound like you are confident enough to go, I'm good looking.
If you're good looking, be okay saying that.
It's weird.
It's weird how people are not okay saying that.
By the way, I don't consider myself to be classically good looking.
I kind of look like, well, in the pug world, I'd be hot.
You're top tier.
Top ten.
I'm a ten in the pug world because I got little pug, I got buggy eyes like a pug.
But Alex is
gorgeous. English Evan, what would you rate
yourself? I think I'm about a 7.5.
I'm pretty hot. That's higher than
for a ginger as well. I like the confidence.
Yeah. Thank you. Be confident. It's okay
if you think you're good looking to say you're good looking.
Okay. Because I don't know why that gets such
a bad rep. It's okay to be perfect if you think
you're perfect. Yes it is. So do you think you're perfect. Yes, it is.
So do you think you're perfect, Jackson?
I mean, I'm, I would just say, look, being attractive can get you to maybe be in an eight,
but I have a good personality.
I can hold a conversation.
I'm not cocky, so I, I'm not going to say I'm perfect, but I don't see many guys better
than me.
Boom. Well, I want to find see many guys better than me. Boom.
All right.
I want to find out why she's not calling you back, Will.
Me too.
Because it sounds amazing.
Again, this is the first time he's ever been ghosted.
And they went out for dinner.
They made out.
Even at the end of the date, he thought things were going great.
And now she isn't talking to him anymore.
And her name is Therese.
Yep.
Therese.
And I'm going to call her right now and see if we can figure it out.
Anything you want to say before we dial her phone number, Jackson? No. Let's do it. All right. Let's go. Here we go. I'm going to call her right now and see if we can figure it out. Anything you want to say before we dial her phone number, Jackson?
No, let's do it.
All right, let's go.
Here we go.
I'm going to dial her number right now.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Therese, please?
Yeah, this is she.
This is the Jubal Show.
It's a radio show.
I'm not sure if you've ever heard of it or not.
I've kind of tuned in a little bit.
Okay.
Yeah, I just don't really listen to the radio.
Okay, well, don't tell our bosses that.
Yeah.
Well, we do a segment on our show called The First Date Follow-ups,
where if you go out on a date with someone and then end up not calling them back,
they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened.
So have you gone on any dates recently?
Yeah.
Yeah, actually.
You have?
Did they have a six-pack?
Were they gorge?
Were they hot?
Like a 9.5 out of 10.
Almost a 10.
Like with a good personality, too.
Oh, that guy.
Well, who are you talking about?
It depends.
Was it Jackson?
Yes, it was.
Unless you've been out with a bunch of other dudes with six packs that would be about a 10.
Wow.
So he told us that he was like so gorgeous.
And like he rated himself a 9.5
and he had a six pack.
Is this true?
Yo, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna have to give him a 7.2.
She is precise.
Why?
Why?
Okay.
I mean, everything was good.
He was a nice, charming guy for a while.
And then I,
when we left the date, I was just going to skip all the way to the end,
I decided to do some research.
So I get on his social media, and I find out that he has an OnlyFans account.
OnlyFans account.
Oh, wow.
Do you know what he does on it?
I mean, the previews, the comment, like they give you a little preview on there
and the comments are kind of
wild. And
I...
It was just a no for me, dog.
Oh. Really? Yeah. Maybe we
should just ask him. Yeah, maybe we should.
Do you want to ask him?
Wait, wait.
He's on the phone right now?
He can hear me?
Yep.
Jackson?
Yeah, what's up?
What's up, babe?
Hi.
Are you, I don't get why you're so upset about this.
Also, ghosting is not very nice.
I just want you to know that. The first time this ever happened to him. Also, ghosting is not very nice. I just want you to know that.
The first time it's ever happened to him.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, look, you have an OnlyFans,
and that to me says that you, like,
I don't know, it sends off, like,
I don't know, what's the word?
Like, vibe.
It's bad vibes for me.
Red flags.
You want too much attention.
Oh, so it's attention. It's attention-se vibes for me red flags you want too much too much attention oh so it's attention thinking for me and i i just that's not how i roll yeah well therese i think you should really
look inwards and realize you're kind of being judgmental um i don't do anything weird on only
fans and i'm just diversifying my income. What do you do on there?
I just work out and shirtless workouts.
I don't do anything.
How many followers do you have?
I'm almost at like 600.
That's pretty good.
That is.
Making a bag.
Yeah.
But it's a good way to make money.
Therese, what do you think
paid for our dinner?
At least he's an entrepreneur.
Yeah, his six pack paid for your dinner, literally.
I mean, that's great and all.
And I do appreciate the gesture.
I just think that's not my lifestyle.
Like, I mean, you're going to be, if I'm dating you,
like you're going to be on OnlyFans
all the time. It's
kind of embarrassing.
You don't want to talk to him or go out with him again
only because of OnlyFans? Other than that,
you liked him?
He was cool,
but some things are deal breakers
for me.
I don't really have anything
to offer
that type of guy,
to be honest. I mean, it seems like he's attention seeking and he's all about himself. I mean,
I'd like somebody a little bit more humble. Look, I get it. A lot of guys that do what I do,
they're cocky, but I'm really not. I'm very in tune with emotions. And look, I don't mess around.
I don't hook up with a bunch of people.
If I'm dating you, it's just all about you.
I'm a solo guy.
I'm exclusive.
And Therese, if you want to be judgmental
and just throw this away,
I guess you can do that.
But I honestly feel bad for you
because you're really just missing out on a great experience.
Wow.
Aw.
Well, let's see if she really wants to miss out on it.
Therese, would you like to go out with Jackson again?
We'll pay for it.
You know, Jackson, you're a great guy, but I think you'll find a much more suitable woman out there in the streets.
I'm not going to want to see you in the streets. I'm not the one.
Whatever.
Therese, look, I honestly, I thought I agree with you.
I think you're like a nine,
but your personality and your closed mindedness really drops you down to,
I don't even want to say how low the number is now.
Oh, wow.
And by the way, she said you were a seven point something.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's not true.
Jubal's first date follow up.
Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's
to help me out like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun thanks to
some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some
viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season
of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
get your podcasts. this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions,
the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite
hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships
and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love.
Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives
dictated by traditional patriarchal norms.
Tune in and join in the conversation.
Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network,
iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.