First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Someone's making fast money in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: October 7, 2021

Jackson doesn't know why Therese won't call him back because he considers himself a 9.5/10. The Jubal Show finds out its what he does for a living! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @...thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:01:21 sex, and love. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. Tune in and join the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First date follow-up. The email we got for a first date follow up Today from this dude We're about to talk to Named Jackson
Starting point is 00:01:47 For him This is super weird Because He's super hot Oh god Never had a woman Blow him off before Did he say that?
Starting point is 00:01:56 Never been ghosted before No he didn't say it like that He actually said He's just It's just said he's weird Because he's never been ghosted before Is what he said So I'm assuming
Starting point is 00:02:04 It's That he thinks he's super hot And doesn't know how he's not getting a call back. Yeah. Well, let's find out. He's never been ghosted ever before. What's up, Jackson? How are you? Hey, how's it going? Good.
Starting point is 00:02:16 So is the reason that you say you've never been ghosted before because you're super hot? Just a hottie. You know, it's not that I'm super hot, but I do take care of myself. So every woman you've talked to has always been a success? Yeah. Well, have you ghosted girls before? Oh, yeah. And
Starting point is 00:02:35 guys. Alright, so you probably are an attractive dude then, if you've never had to deal with getting ghosted before. What's her name or his name? The person that's not calling you back. ghosted before um what's her name or his name the person that's not calling you back it's a her and her name is therese therese all right well tell us a little bit about therese and then tell us why you think that she's the first person in your life wow to ever ghost you uh you know we met online uh just through one of the apps and I went out for dinner.
Starting point is 00:03:06 And, you know, honestly, when we started out, it was kind of boring. She wasn't really good at conversation. OK. But I didn't bail. And she loosened up after about a half an hour and then it turned into a really good date. She was really engaging. And, yeah, it was we were making each other laugh. And after the date, it ended with a kiss.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Nice. And, you know, like I said, I've never been ghosted. And I don't really know what's going on now because the day after the date, we talked a little bit. And now she's not responding to texts and she's full on ghosting me. I'm interested to see, you know, as I'm sure everyone in this room, have we all been ghosted before? I've been ghosted before. Alex? I can't think of a time.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I knew it. She looked at her face and was like, oh great, they're going to ask me. And I have to be like, well, no. I actually was thinking about like, have I been ghosted? I'm like, I can't think of anybody that I've been ghosted by. It doesn't happen to good looking people. It usually doesn't happen to girls. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Okay. I was going to say though, obviously this is your first time being ghosted. Like, how are you feeling? It doesn't feel great. You know, I'm a little sad, a little confused because I don't understand why. And I kind of an understanding why people don't like when this happens to them. Now you can relate to the normal person. Yeah, if this is being normal,
Starting point is 00:04:31 I don't want to be normal. So this is actually a true first date follow-up. Yeah. I mean, usually we have people that have been on several, or like, I don't know. So this is interesting. Yeah, very. What would you rate yourself on a scale of one to ten?
Starting point is 00:04:45 I mean, I don't want to sound cocky, but I would say I'm a 9.5. Wow. And I have a six pack, so. Well, you can still be ugly with a six pack. Automatic 9.5. Absolutely. I mean, yeah, that is kind of our standards, really, in society. Like a dude just doesn't have a dad bod and they're like, that guy's almost a ten.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Yeah. How long has it been since your date? No, it's been a little over a week. A little over a week. Okay. So you said that you guys kissed. And so how was the kiss? Was it like a French kiss
Starting point is 00:05:15 or was it a pecker? Or was it just like a, I feel bad, I'm sorry, here you go kiss? No, there was passion. There was passion. and she was touching me and you know she said she'll call me oh look i can tell when someone's into it and she was into it and she said we'll go out again and and i'm just it's a total 180 so i'm very confused and you
Starting point is 00:05:38 can't think of any reason why she's not talking to you now no no reason at all i i really have been thinking about it and there's no reason. It was a great date. Okay. All right, cool. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her
Starting point is 00:05:50 and see if we can figure it out for you, okay? Okay. All right. It's The Jubal Show. This is just shocking. What? Absolutely shocking. What?
Starting point is 00:05:58 How does a guy with a six-pack have someone stop talking to him? Oh, my God. I mean, he's got a six pack. It goes against everything I've been taught. Seriously. I mean, he didn't judge what he was before the six packs, but he says he's a 9.5. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Jackson is on the phone for a first date follow up. He says he's probably a 9.5. With the six pack. Because he's got a six pack. He's never been ghosted before. We didn't ask you, Jackson. What were you before the six pack? I mean, I would say I was probably an 8.5. I mean, I have a six pack. He's never been ghosted before. We didn't ask you, Jackson. What were you before the six pack? I mean, I would say I was probably at 8.5.
Starting point is 00:06:28 I mean, I have a good face. I have a good jawline. There you go. You got it going on. All right, cool. All right. So you're just a good looking dude, it sounds like. Good face.
Starting point is 00:06:36 And at least you have some. Hey, you know what, though? Honestly, if you're good looking, Jackson, you don't strike me as like a cocky, arrogant dude. You don't sound like it. You sound like you are confident enough to go, I'm good looking. If you're good looking, be okay saying that. It's weird.
Starting point is 00:06:51 It's weird how people are not okay saying that. By the way, I don't consider myself to be classically good looking. I kind of look like, well, in the pug world, I'd be hot. You're top tier. Top ten. I'm a ten in the pug world because I got little pug, I got buggy eyes like a pug. But Alex is gorgeous. English Evan, what would you rate
Starting point is 00:07:09 yourself? I think I'm about a 7.5. I'm pretty hot. That's higher than for a ginger as well. I like the confidence. Yeah. Thank you. Be confident. It's okay if you think you're good looking to say you're good looking. Okay. Because I don't know why that gets such a bad rep. It's okay to be perfect if you think you're perfect. Yes it is. So do you think you're perfect. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:07:25 So do you think you're perfect, Jackson? I mean, I'm, I would just say, look, being attractive can get you to maybe be in an eight, but I have a good personality. I can hold a conversation. I'm not cocky, so I, I'm not going to say I'm perfect, but I don't see many guys better than me. Boom. Well, I want to find see many guys better than me. Boom. All right.
Starting point is 00:07:46 I want to find out why she's not calling you back, Will. Me too. Because it sounds amazing. Again, this is the first time he's ever been ghosted. And they went out for dinner. They made out. Even at the end of the date, he thought things were going great. And now she isn't talking to him anymore.
Starting point is 00:07:58 And her name is Therese. Yep. Therese. And I'm going to call her right now and see if we can figure it out. Anything you want to say before we dial her phone number, Jackson? No. Let's do it. All right. Let's go. Here we go. I'm going to call her right now and see if we can figure it out. Anything you want to say before we dial her phone number, Jackson? No, let's do it. All right, let's go. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:08:09 I'm going to dial her number right now. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Therese, please? Yeah, this is she. This is the Jubal Show. It's a radio show. I'm not sure if you've ever heard of it or not. I've kind of tuned in a little bit.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Okay. Yeah, I just don't really listen to the radio. Okay, well, don't tell our bosses that. Yeah. Well, we do a segment on our show called The First Date Follow-ups, where if you go out on a date with someone and then end up not calling them back, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. So have you gone on any dates recently?
Starting point is 00:08:54 Yeah. Yeah, actually. You have? Did they have a six-pack? Were they gorge? Were they hot? Like a 9.5 out of 10. Almost a 10.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Like with a good personality, too. Oh, that guy. Well, who are you talking about? It depends. Was it Jackson? Yes, it was. Unless you've been out with a bunch of other dudes with six packs that would be about a 10. Wow.
Starting point is 00:09:21 So he told us that he was like so gorgeous. And like he rated himself a 9.5 and he had a six pack. Is this true? Yo, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to give him a 7.2. She is precise. Why?
Starting point is 00:09:35 Why? Okay. I mean, everything was good. He was a nice, charming guy for a while. And then I, when we left the date, I was just going to skip all the way to the end, I decided to do some research. So I get on his social media, and I find out that he has an OnlyFans account.
Starting point is 00:10:00 OnlyFans account. Oh, wow. Do you know what he does on it? I mean, the previews, the comment, like they give you a little preview on there and the comments are kind of wild. And I... It was just a no for me, dog.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Oh. Really? Yeah. Maybe we should just ask him. Yeah, maybe we should. Do you want to ask him? Wait, wait. He's on the phone right now? He can hear me? Yep. Jackson?
Starting point is 00:10:28 Yeah, what's up? What's up, babe? Hi. Are you, I don't get why you're so upset about this. Also, ghosting is not very nice. I just want you to know that. The first time this ever happened to him. Also, ghosting is not very nice. I just want you to know that. The first time it's ever happened to him. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:47 I mean, look, you have an OnlyFans, and that to me says that you, like, I don't know, it sends off, like, I don't know, what's the word? Like, vibe. It's bad vibes for me. Red flags. You want too much attention.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Oh, so it's attention. It's attention-se vibes for me red flags you want too much too much attention oh so it's attention thinking for me and i i just that's not how i roll yeah well therese i think you should really look inwards and realize you're kind of being judgmental um i don't do anything weird on only fans and i'm just diversifying my income. What do you do on there? I just work out and shirtless workouts. I don't do anything. How many followers do you have? I'm almost at like 600. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:11:37 That is. Making a bag. Yeah. But it's a good way to make money. Therese, what do you think paid for our dinner? At least he's an entrepreneur. Yeah, his six pack paid for your dinner, literally.
Starting point is 00:11:53 I mean, that's great and all. And I do appreciate the gesture. I just think that's not my lifestyle. Like, I mean, you're going to be, if I'm dating you, like you're going to be on OnlyFans all the time. It's kind of embarrassing. You don't want to talk to him or go out with him again
Starting point is 00:12:11 only because of OnlyFans? Other than that, you liked him? He was cool, but some things are deal breakers for me. I don't really have anything to offer that type of guy,
Starting point is 00:12:27 to be honest. I mean, it seems like he's attention seeking and he's all about himself. I mean, I'd like somebody a little bit more humble. Look, I get it. A lot of guys that do what I do, they're cocky, but I'm really not. I'm very in tune with emotions. And look, I don't mess around. I don't hook up with a bunch of people. If I'm dating you, it's just all about you. I'm a solo guy. I'm exclusive. And Therese, if you want to be judgmental
Starting point is 00:12:58 and just throw this away, I guess you can do that. But I honestly feel bad for you because you're really just missing out on a great experience. Wow. Aw. Well, let's see if she really wants to miss out on it. Therese, would you like to go out with Jackson again?
Starting point is 00:13:12 We'll pay for it. You know, Jackson, you're a great guy, but I think you'll find a much more suitable woman out there in the streets. I'm not going to want to see you in the streets. I'm not the one. Whatever. Therese, look, I honestly, I thought I agree with you. I think you're like a nine, but your personality and your closed mindedness really drops you down to, I don't even want to say how low the number is now.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Oh, wow. And by the way, she said you were a seven point something. Yeah. Yeah, that's not true. Jubal's first date follow up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's to help me out like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some
Starting point is 00:14:11 viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives
Starting point is 00:15:13 dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. Tune in and join in the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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