First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - Tasha & Jordan - Glitter Glitch

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s First Date Follow UpWhat happens when you get ghosted after a first date? You call The Jubal Show and have them find out why! It's like putting yourself in a situation to get roasted, when you really just want a second date.======This is just a tiny piece of The Jubal Show. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here… ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts======The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com  Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow  X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow  Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh  ======Meet The Jubal Show Cast:====== Jubal Fresh - https://jubalshow.com/featured/jubal-fresh/  Nina - https://thejubalshow.com/featured/ninaontheair/ Victoria - https://jubalshow.com/featured/victoria-ramirez/  Brad Nolan - https://jubalshow.com/featured/brad-nolan/  Sharkey - https://jubalshow.com/featured/richard-sharkey/  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Okay. Okay. That's a good amount of time. Yeah. So have you been trying to get a hold of him? How have you felt during that time? Oh man, I haven't been so nervous. Like I actually did reach out to him two days ago and he didn't respond. Okay.

Well let's talk about your date. Like what could have gone wrong? How was it? I thought it was great. You know, like it was a classic get to know you thing, coffee in a bookstore and you know, we just like kept hanging out and we watched some people watching, you know, like by the park and he's really funny. Low key, you know? She said low key. Okay. Yeah. And we had this moment where he brushed my hair back while we were sitting on the bench

and well things got a little romantic after that. I mean it just made me think he likes me. And he was real like none of the like performative stuff you get on the apps and like I felt so seen. I don't know. He even remembered the book. I said I loved him high school. Oh, that's cool. That is cool So you felt like he was vibing you too? Yeah, and his voice is so dreamy

I don't know. I'm just like so into him and I don't get it. I thought he was into me, too Okay. Well, why do you think he's ghosting you? I can't really think of anything I just feel like maybe he found me too talkative or he didn't like my jokes, you know, like, I mean, I made this like one political joke, but like, it wasn't even a joke that I made up. You know, I just like Google jokes to

talk about on dates and so you went political. Like I'm not even a political person. Like I don't care about politics, you know, but maybe he found what I said offensive. Yeah. I mean, usually they say talking about politics on a first date is a bad thing. Even if it's a little joke, but you Google jokes before you go on dates.

And that's what they gave you. If you go prepared, you don't know. I mean, I've never done it before, but I think that's kind of cool. Actually, I'm about to start. So you go to dates with like a list of pre-approved or pre-google jokes to use. Yeah. That's cool. I think that like actually if I were to go on a date with you I think that was dope if

you told me that you Google things I'd be like that's awesome. That's effort right? Yeah. Yeah I mean I didn't tell him I mean you don't tell the person you're on a date with that you've googled jokes or something. That's like months into the relationship. Then you then you tell them. Right.

When they're like, she had all these jokes, but now she doesn't. You're like, yeah, it's because I've been Googling them. But yeah, how was his mood after the political joke? Then what did it change after that? No, I mean, I mean, he laughed, you know, but I don't know if it was like an awkward laugh. Did you guys change the subject after that? Um, yeah, I mean, honestly, the conversation just kept flowing naturally, like, and then

we just like made people made fun of people walking by and, and I don't know, I just, I didn't really think anything bad happened. So that's why I'm just very confused, you know? He gave me a little kiss on the cheek and that was it. Well, so how did you guys leave it? Did you plan on seeing each other again or was it just like, oh, this was fun, thanks? Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I was like, okay, well, I'll see you soon, hopefully. And then that's kind of like how we ended it. And then like, you know, these days go by and I'm just like, re playing the date in my head over and over again. And I'm like, wait, what did I do? Like, I don't get it. I thought we were good. I wasn't being weird or anything when I texted him two days ago. Like, I just, you know, sent him a playful text and you know, he, he didn't respond. So it's like, what's up?

Okay. Well, we'll try to figure it out for you then we'll play a song, come back and then call him and see if he it's like, what's up? Okay. Well, we'll try to figure it out for you then. We'll play a song, come back, and then call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another date if you still want one, all right? Yeah, I want one. All right, okay.

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If you're just joining us for today's first day follow-up Tasha is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Jordan so we're gonna call him in just a second and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. You still want one right Tasha? Oh yeah. Maybe get her another date if she wants one which she said she does. But first Tasha let's get a recap of your date real quick before we call him. Oh yeah it was such a beautiful date.

You know, we went to a bookstore and a coffee shop and then we like sat at the park and people watched and it was, it was literally like a movie, like a romantic comedy movie and I was the star and he was the hero. The only reason you can think of that he might be ghosting you is because you made a political joke on your date Yeah, but I don't care about politics All right. Well, we ready for us to call him. Yeah. Okay, here we go Hello I'm asking Jordan, please. Jordan, how are you? My name is Jubal and I'm calling from a radio show. It's called the Jubal show. Hi, I'm Nina.

Also on the show. Hi, Victoria. Wait, is this a prank? No, it's not. We're calling you today for a different reason. That was not a prank. Okay. So we do a segment on our show.

It's called the first day follow up. That's the first day. That's the first day. That's the first day. That's the first day. That's the first day. That's the first day. That's the first you today for a different reason though. It's not a prank. Okay. So we do a segment on our show.

It's called the first date follow up. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person can ask us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you from someone that you've been out with but aren't calling back. Oh, wait, Tasha?

Yes, it is Tasha. Yeah, she emailed us. And she told us about your day. She said she really liked you, but she's confused because it's been nine days and you haven't responded to her. I mean, she was great. The date was actually a lot of fun and she made me laugh a lot.

She's actually really funny. Do you mind telling us why you're not talking to her though? It's the glitter. No, she had a lot of glitter on her face, like, like a lot of it, you know, and I don't know, I just by the time we were done, it was all over me and I was all over my clothes and my car and I could never get it off. And I know, I know it sounds crazy, but I'm serious. It's just I kept finding glitter on myself for days. It was like I was dating a disco ball.

So what was it like her eyeshadow? Oh, no, she's wearing her hair, I guess her face. I think it was on her hands. It had been on her hands. I don't know. It was everywhere. Oh, yeah. That much glitter on. I mean, I guess it was like I wore it all day. Kind of a clean freak.

Okay. Wait, you ghosted me because of glitter? Hey Jordan, that's Tasha. She's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Oh my. This is embarrassing. Hi Tasha. Look, it's nothing personal. I swear I really did have a great day and you

were very pretty and hilarious. But I'm thinking about methods and it just stressed me out and I can't have glitter all over me. Like I took a bath. It's called Sparkle Jordan and some of us like to shine. Okay. Okay, fine. But I don't like to sparkle. I kind of think that's like a little kid thing to do Wow No, okay Life, you know, and I'm a sparkly girl and I don't think there's anything wrong with him

And I mean you've been to strip clubs before so I'm sure you've had your, you know, load of ****. That's perfect. I knew what I was signing up for. And plus, actually, I don't really go to strip clubs like that because of this reason. I just go where it sparkles. I don't even need to do what it is. I mean, what's so bad about it? Like, it just makes your life a little bit more shiny. I mean, I'll help you clean it up. It's impossible to clean up. I'm sorry. The date was great.

But I just, it was like, it was ending up in my spoon because it was all over my hands and my hair and oh my god. If there was less, Jordan, would you be down with that? Jordan, would you like another date with Tasha? We'll pay for it if Tasha was willing to cut back on the glitter a little bit. If there's no glitter involved. Yeah. I mean, yeah, those are good days. Yeah. I'm not sure about that because I am a sparkly girl

and I don't know if I even want to live a life without glitter. Wow. Okay. Stand on yours, girl. Okay. Well, maybe we take like somewhere less glitter friendly like a pool. I feel like that would be worse, Jordan. Honestly, you're swimming in it then. I mean, I already was. Just embrace it. I mean, I'm not even sure anymore, Jordan, because I thought we had something special and I can't believe you ghosted me because I sparkle and I don't even know I don't even think I want another date with you. I don't

want you dimming my light okay. Okay so is that a no then Tasha you don't want another date with Jordan? No. No I will pass. Okay well at least you know now why he's ghosting you and that he's probably not a good fit for you Yeah, I'm very disappointed about this Jordan Hey, I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm sure there's a lot of guys who would love to have your sparkle all over them Yeah, there is and his name is Nate and I'm going on a date with him actually tonight. So whatever Jubals first date follow up. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and In Your Ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.

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Exactly. This is fun. You can get your daily puzzle nuggets delivered straight to your ears. Listen to the puzzler every day on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far.

I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E, Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. MUSIC Welcome.

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