First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from December 12th, 2025
Episode Date: December 12, 2025Your all-access pass to the most hilarious, outrageous, and unpredictable moments from The Jubal Show! Catch up anytime with all your favorite segments, including:🎭 Jubal Phone Pranks &nd...ash; where Jubal Fresh pulls off the funniest and most absurd prank calls on unsuspecting victims.🤫 Dirty Little Secret – where listeners confess their wildest, weirdest, and most jaw-dropping secrets anonymously.🧠 You vs. Victoria – the trivia showdown where listeners test their knowledge against Victoria.🕵️ To Catch a Cheater / War of the Roses – where we catch cheaters in the act with our dramatic relationship loyalty test.🎶 First Date Follow-Up – helping people get closure (or a second chance) after being ghosted.🗞️ Nina's What's Trending – delivering everything you need to know about the world for your day.🌟 Daily Show Highlights – all the best moments, jokes, and chaos from each show!If it happened on The Jubal Show, you’ll find it here—unfiltered and on demand! Hit play and join the fun. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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How often do you want to insult a coworker, but just don't know how to do it?
It's the Jubil Show.
Well, you're in luck because a thread is going viral of subtle but professional ways to insult a co-worker who disagrees with you.
And we'll go over it next so you can be prepared to be low-key rude in your next meeting.
Low-key.
Right after this.
It's the Jubal Show.
You know how it is.
It's a Jubal Show.
You're in a meeting and one of your coworkers disagrees with you.
And it takes every ounce of patience you have to not throw a pin at them and call them an incompetent little twit.
You can't do that?
No, it's not professional to do that.
And that's why a thread is going viral of people sharing these subtle but professional insults to use when you disagree with a co-worker.
Oh, I love that.
I'll go over that right now so you can be prepared for your next meeting today.
But here are some subtle ways to insult a coworker who doesn't agree with you.
Also, you can see if somebody's doing it to you so, you know, if you're being insulted.
Good point.
Here's one of the top ones.
I can see your point, even if I'm not totally sold.
translation you're an idiot
try again
they say this works because it sounds respectful
but it's actually the verbal equivalent
of squinting at a bad painting
and going hmm
you're trying
you're trying really hard to understand it
but you just don't
we're going over a list of subtle ways
you can insult a co-worker
who disagrees with you that are still professional
per my previous email
that's one of my favorite ones
Yeah, I like using that one a lot.
I always feel bad using it because I know it's like a jab,
but I was taught to do okay and then just period.
Like if someone has something to tell you,
you just end okay, period, and it like stings like a B.
Somebody taught you that?
Yeah.
That's ultimate passive aggressive.
It's like I'm not even going to acknowledge what you said.
I'm just going to say okay.
And then you're like, oh, she's mad.
Yeah.
They say that per my previous email works because it's the OG of passive aggressive jabs.
Yeah.
It's corporate for can you not?
And universally loathed for that reason.
It's also like, how did you miss it the first time?
Here's another subtle way that you can insult one of your co-workers who disagrees with you and still keep her professional.
Let's keep refining until it finally clicks.
That just sounds weird.
Let's just go back and work on that a little bit.
Let's usually means you.
Yeah.
Until it finally just kind of something makes sense about it, you know, until it finally clicks.
I say it works because it implies the idea has potential if we change everything.
about it.
Yeah.
Is it bad that the idea that has potential kind of gives me hope?
It's like, oh, my idea has potential.
No, that's not bad.
That's the way to, like, digest it.
You can't get me because I'm always going to find the brighter side.
Yeah.
Here's another one of the top ways to suddenly insult a coworker and still keep a professional,
according to this list.
I'm sure there's value here, even if it's subtle.
That just sounds rude.
I'm sure there's value here.
I just can't find it anywhere.
There's got to be some value, though, somewhere, right?
I don't know why I picture Chad saying this, like some tall guy named Chad
who really wants to give you, like, hope.
I don't know why his name is Chad.
I'm sorry if your name is Chad.
Another one of the top, subtle ways to insult a coworker and still keep her professional.
I see you're passionate about this.
What?
And that's it?
That's it.
I can tell that you're passionate about this.
I'm told this a lot.
Dang.
Well, they can tell you're passionate about it.
Our bosses are the ones that tell me this.
They don't want to keep going with it.
I see that.
It says it works because it complements intensity while low-key questioning their sanity,
like applauding a raccoon for commitment.
That tracks.
Is there a reason why we have to be professional at work?
Like, why can't you just be like, hey, in my last email, did you not read it?
Well, if everybody's fighting, then you don't really get your job done.
And really, productivity equals money.
So, yeah, being passive-aggressive, does that ever help anyone?
Like, have y'all ever said anything, any of these in any situation?
And it actually come out okay.
No, if I have, it's just to be rude.
That's it.
Yeah, just to be rude.
Here's another one of the top ways to be subtly rude to a coworker who disagrees with you with while still keeping it professional.
Let's keep all options on the table for now.
How many times have you heard that in a meeting?
A lot.
How many times have you said that in a meeting?
That's a great idea, but let's just keep everything out there right now and not go with that one idea.
I can't commit.
And here is, according to this list, the top subtle but professional insult.
use when you disagree with the co-worker, I appreciate your enthusiasm, even if the details
don't quite add up.
Ooh.
Ow.
I think that's kind of nice.
How is that nice?
Well, I do appreciate your enthusiasm.
The details aren't there yet, but I think we're getting somewhere.
Like, that's the part, you know?
I hear that.
Yeah.
It's cool that you're really excited that you tried.
Like, I can see that you're very happy about that.
Also, you tried.
You didn't get it done.
Cute.
My mom always said all you got to do is try your best.
And that's enough.
Nope.
Phone prank happens every single hour on the 20s.
Your next one is coming up right after this.
And then right after that, it's Nina's what's trending.
It's the Jubal show.
It's another Jubal phone prank.
Good morning's on the 20s.
Mattresses.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, hello.
Yeah, hello.
Yeah, this is mattresses.
Yeah. I got a bone to pick. What's your name? What is your name? Andrew?
Uh-huh. Andrew, huh? Are you the one who helped me?
Uh, I'm not sure. When did you come in?
I was in there and I bought a mattress and I have half of mine to sue you for false advertising.
Sue you would sue us for false advertising.
Your mattress. What? What? What?
What happened?
I said, I have half a mind to sue your company and you for everything you're worth for false advertising.
I bought a mattress from you and it doesn't work.
I'm sorry, it doesn't work?
It doesn't work at all.
Can you be more specific?
I forgot my anniversary.
You forgot your anniversary.
What does that have to do with the mattress, sir?
Let me tell you, okay.
the misses we've been together for a long time see i'm having trouble remembering even when it was
for 60 years
you're 60 you first time i forgot first time i forgot an anniversary and that includes when i was in
the war over there you know and i had you know doing things with anyway you think the mattress
made you forget your wife's anniversary well it didn't make me remember it did it well sir
that's not what mattresses do i i'm very confused here
I bought a memory foam mattress from your store and I have been more forgetful than ever.
You're confused.
That's not what memory phone means.
Oh, no, I'm not confused.
I know exactly what the word memory means.
I don't think you could get over on me just because I seem to be a little bit older.
I'm still pretty spry.
You sound it.
I'm saying the memory foam is not, that's, you're thinking you're confused here, sir.
It didn't help one bit.
Been sleeping on it for months now.
I forgot my anniversary.
The Mrs. is mad at me.
More mad than when I was overseas playing with the lady voice.
Sir, sir, that's not, the memory foam is, it just, it memorizes the contour of your body.
It's not, it has nothing to do with your brain.
I don't need you talking about my body contour and how you want to rub me up and down.
What are you talking about?
That's what you just said.
The contours.
Not you not say that.
I'll have you know I'm a married man.
I, yeah, the 60 years you told me.
He forgot his wife's anniversary because your memory foam mattress doesn't do crap for the memory.
And now I call up and Mr. Hansy over it.
Give me your manager.
I am the manager.
What do you, sir, I am a very sorry that you got your hands on my contoured body.
I did not say that, sir.
I did not say that.
I did not say I want to put my hands on your contour.
What are you talking about my luscious curves then?
No, I did, I did not say that.
You said you forgot, sir.
Fine.
Fine.
I did not say that.
Fine.
I'll give you my address.
What can I do?
I'll tell you when she leaves and come on over.
Sir.
Sir, I am not coming to your house.
What are you talking about?
I guess you can show me how this mattress works then.
What are you, sir, that is highly inappropriate.
It is not my fault that you don't know what memory phone means.
And I'm very sorry that you forgot your wife's anniversary.
And I am not coming over to your.
house to just play with your contour or whatever you just contour body no i am not playing with your
contour body but i got luscious curves and i guess you would know i don't care about your
luscious curves please okay then i'll let you know that this is actually jubel from the jubel
show doing a phone prank on you what yeah and your co-worker dave set you up oh no you talk the radio
oh my god you guys get a lot of crazy complaints from people who buy mattresses and you want
me to mess with you. Yeah. I can't believe they did that. Oh, my God. He's in so much
trouble. I can't believe you want to contour my body. Yeah. Oh, man, you should hear some of the
complaints we get. It's ridiculous. Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks. Weekday
mornings on the 20s. Oohble. It's time for Nina's what's trending. You don't know how
appropriate that was right now. Because that's how I feel. Really? This story that I just found.
has been going viral
in that
no is the reaction
I don't even know what does happen
I'm still trying to process
Just came out sorry about that
That's how I feel
Okay have you guys seen the video
Of this woman
Who is allegedly a whale trainer
Have a confrontation with the whale
Inside of the thing
No
Inside of the thing
Do you try to fight a whale
Well she was basically training the whale
And then in the video
It shows her not making it
out of the mouth.
Kind of. Yeah, the whale killed her in this video.
Oh, geez, Nina.
I was trying to dance around it.
You weren't getting there.
You know, that was terrible.
confrontation.
I thought, like, her and the whale were, like, John at each other, you know?
No, the reason why...
The video shows it to be that serious.
But the reason why it's so disturbing, on top of the fact that the image is already gross, is
that it's AI.
Oh, it's not real?
No.
This woman, Jessica Radcliffe, is not a real person.
So, allegedly, this whole story was talking about this Twitter.
23-year-old whale trainer named Jessica Radcliffe showing this whole video of the orca and her
and in this space and people watching like if it was like in a sea world type of a situation.
Well, that happened a few years ago.
It did. It did happen twice. It's been documented that it's happened in the past, but nothing
has happened currently and there's a lot of feels about it. But this is just blowing my mind because
it's like you have this disgusting video that is completely taken over the internet.
Wow.
And then at that moment, people were like, well, should we see it for?
this is AI or real. Like, you have to question these things. It's hard to know what is real and what
isn't real online anymore. And anything. No. And then they leave the videos up, though, because
they're getting so many views. Yeah. But you need to have the disclaimer there. And so now
there's an even bigger conversation. Like, should this stuff even be allowed? There has to be also
some type of technology where it's like if you upload something to any platform, it should be able to
flag it, right? If it's AI, uh, is there a way to know that? I don't know if they've created that,
but I'm sure they can create it. They can make anything. With,
AI, actually. AI will
telling itself, I guess. But they should
have stuff like that. That's why all the people who have
started AI and some of the founding
people who created it have like stepped away
and said they need to do something about regulating
this. If not, we're going to have a real problem.
And they still haven't really done anything to regulate
it. And so now we're just like seeing
videos like this and it's just not, thankfully
it's not real. Thankfully,
but still, so disturbing.
This gives me no hope
for our future though. We literally have
made so many movies. We're
AI and robots take over
and like fully take us out
and what do we do after we see the movie
nothing? And you know how those movies
usually start with somebody who's an expert
in the field going this has to be
controlled or something bad is going to happen
and they don't listen to them. And then meanwhile we all
sound like Jubal.
No, that's literally what's happening now.
We're doing nothing. I know.
It's crazy. It's insane.
We're not going to make it to next year if we don't
get this into control.
bro it's so frustrating it's a trip that people are not listening to people who are the experts
i mean even Elon Musk said it needs to be yeah and he's he's you know was in on some of the
companies that started it and he stepped away from those companies because he's like this is
going to get out of control and if somebody doesn't do something about this is going to be really
bad yeah it could be so cool but here we are nope that is what's trending now tickets to
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Dragon Hunters? I don't think that they wrote that
correctly because it's K-pop demon hunters.
Suck up. Wow.
Nina's like, wait a second.
Let me get defensive.
No, I know my daughter's
listening right now. She is highly
Offended. Highly offended. She loves that show. So if you're into it, call now. Good luck.
That was a movie. It's The Jubal Show. We're going to die.
I'm Robert Smith. This is Jacob Goldstein. And we used to host a show called Planet Money.
And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and people and businesses in history.
And some of the worst people, horrible ideas and destructive companies in the history of business.
Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing.
It's like not having it at all.
It's a very simple, elegant lesson.
Make something people want.
First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business.
The most Texas story ever.
There's a lot of mavericks in that story.
We're going to have mavericks on the show.
We're going to have plenty of robber barons.
So many robber barons.
And you know what?
They're not all bad.
And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business genius.
along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked.
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I'm Mike De La Rocha.
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What do you tell men that are hurting right now?
Everything's going to be okay on the other side, you know, just push through it.
And, you know, ironically, the root of the word spirit is breath.
Wow.
Which is why one of the most revolutionary acts that we can do as peoples just breathe.
Next to the wound is their gifts.
You can't even find your gifts unless you go through the wound.
That's the hard thing you think, well, I'm going to get my guess.
I don't want to go through all that.
You got to go through the wounds you're laughing.
listening to other people's near-death experiences, and it's all they say.
In conclusion, love is the answer.
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It's time for To Catch a Cheater, and it's been a week.
Seriously.
So real quick, here's what happened.
We first did a To Catch a Cheater with Taylor and Matt, and this is how that went.
So Matt and I have been together for like three years, but only have been living together for like six months.
And he recently got a job promotion that have had him travel a lot.
And he came on selling like perfume, and now I'm concerned.
No, Taylor, like, I'm not cheating on you.
Like, this isn't anything devious that I'm trying to do.
You know, like, I love you, and I want to be with you forever.
And I know we'll get through this a little moment.
Okay.
I'm just, I'm so sorry.
I'm thinking that you would have cheated on me.
And then, right after we hung up with Taylor, this happened.
Samantha?
Hi, yes.
I've been trying to call in this, like, entire time.
Okay.
What's that?
So, that sounds identical to my.
I know that that that is my husband what that's my I'm like I'm so confused I'm shaking I don't know what's going on I I don't know why my husband's on the radio with you guys so the call that we just did with yeah and I need saying he's married to this woman I don't understand that's my husband and then we got the two of them on the phone they compared notes and it's the same guy mm-hmm so we tried to call him and have them confront him
but then this happened.
Hey, I was looking for Matt.
Oh, Matt must be the owner of this phone.
I work at Jamba Juice and somebody left this phone here maybe an hour ago and so I was answering it, hoping it was the person.
Jamba Juice in what city?
Tucson, Arizona, Campbell Plaza.
Oh.
What the f*** is Matt doing in Arizona?
And then we tracked this dude down because he was out of town and said he was a way of work, told each of them a different store.
We found out he was in Arizona, and then this happened.
You told me, you're in two songs.
You told me, girlfriend, you call her wife.
Sam, I don't even, I don't even really really know who this Taylor is.
Oh, my gosh.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Matt, I literally heard the To Catch a Cheater that you did the first day.
That's why I called in because I recognize you.
So, yeah, you know her.
You can't lie to my face.
No, I mean, not really.
You were on the To Catch a Cheater talking about how much you loved her.
and everything else and that's how your wife heard it you just said you feel closer to
yeah like minutes ago matt you're a cop yes i'm in tucson and i i have been cheating on you
very sorry and i've been talking to someone out here been living with her for about a year
what what are you serious well you can just stay in tucson because you will not have anything
at my place if you try to come back all of
your shit is on the lawn.
Okay? So don't ring the doorbell.
No, let's put it all out there.
No, I'm getting a divorce from you.
You waited the last 10 years of my life.
You know what? I'm going to go.
And thank you guys for completely fucking up my life.
I wonder if she'll ever know.
I like want to warn her.
I would do the due diligence and finder, honestly.
You want to really see your life blow up?
This is your fault, bro.
Thank you.
So now it's the moment.
And pretty much everybody's been waiting for.
I would say so.
All year long, people have been asking us to get an update on this situation.
He had a wife or girlfriend, and we were also able to track down his sidepiece in Arizona, and she'll be on the phone.
Yeah, we did.
Yep.
All right, we're going to play a song, come back, and we'll have all three of them on the phone.
So you can hear us check in with them and get an update.
It's the Jubal Show.
What you just heard was the most talked about to catch a cheater of the entire year.
If you missed it, there was a woman named Taylor who called in, thinking that her boyfriend was cheating.
and when we got him on the phone, it sounded like he wasn't cheating.
But right after that, his wife, Samantha, called up and said, that's my husband.
Anyway, over the next few days, we were trying to track this dude down because he was out of town and said he was away at work, told each of them a different story.
We found out he was in Arizona with somebody that we never were able to find out, and people have been asking for an update on the situation.
And so we've got both of them on the phone, and we do have a big update for you guys on what happened.
And so let's say hi to Samantha and Taylor.
First, Samantha and Taylor, how are you guys doing?
Hi, good.
How's life been for you since?
This is Taylor, and we have just, like, actually hung out, like, a lot.
We've gone on a couple trips together.
We talk a lot.
It's been a really fun friendship.
So the fact that your husband and boyfriend cheated on you guys with somebody in another,
well, who knows how many people, it kind of brought you guys together, huh?
Question that everybody wants to know is, were you able to.
able to track down the
woman that he was cheating with
in Arizona where we finally found
it. We totally did.
That's where I came to.
We definitely did.
She has not been receptive
to Team Taylor and Samantha's for sure.
We called her and asked her if she would come on the show
and she's actually on the other line.
Do you guys want to talk to her real quick?
Oh, did she want to talk to us?
I don't know.
I want to talk to her.
Her name is McKenna.
McKenna, how are you?
I'm actually pissed
because I'm just listening
to all this
that they're spewing.
What?
McKenna, this isn't
all.
I mean,
you obviously must have
driven him to what he did.
I mean,
I'm sure that you just,
you know,
if he had paid more attention
than he wouldn't have done what he did.
Oh, my gosh.
Samantha was like
the best life possibly to him.
Oh, please.
You guys are just mad
because he chose me.
You just want my man still,
so obviously.
We definitely don't.
McKenna, this is Samantha, his ex-wife, who's, well, not technically ex-wife, almost.
He's still legally married.
I don't know if he's told you that fully, but he had another live-in girlfriend.
Well, he was dating you, and he lied about all of these things, and that just, like, it doesn't come across.
McKenna, this is Taylor now.
I'm the girlfriend that he was actually living with, and he still text me, like, all the time.
Oh, please. I don't believe that. He doesn't want anything to do with either of you.
He happily lives with me. And I don't know if you go to rock him. He's pregnant with you
about him and I don't believe it. He's told me all about you guys. Taylor, you're so needy.
And Samantha, you're just a . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . that we, like, have our
We need a full friendship to make sure that we don't let any other
it hurt.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
No, and it's like he didn't choose you.
Like, we found out he was cheating and we both dropped him.
So you were not the chosen girl.
He will do this to you.
He does this.
It's clearly a pattern.
We tried to help you.
He knows how you deserve each other.
And I choose him.
You know what?
And you deserve each other.
Well wishes.
Yeah, we're excited about our lives together,
and he's going to be a great father.
I just know it.
you're having this man's baby
are you pregnant oh my god why not
I don't know I don't believe this
wait McKenna are you pregnant
well hello I just said he was going to be a great father
I didn't know that oh wow
I feel so about to this child like wow
you're pregnant with his his baby McKenna
yes I am I'm very happy about it
McKenna it's Samantha again
where is he out right now?
It's been a business trip.
Why?
Oh, okay.
Of course.
Business.
Always on that business trip.
Out of mind.
You guys are just jealous.
He works so hard to support our family.
Oh, my gosh.
You were so delusional.
Taylor, she's out of her mind.
She's out of her mind.
All right.
We did everything.
We did.
I just go bad for you and especially bad for this kid.
Whatever, your loss is my game.
Can I go now?
Bye.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
See you later, McKenna.
Wow.
I mean, I don't know.
What is nice?
There you go, Samantha and Taylor.
That's, wow.
You guys didn't owe her anything.
Yeah, we are like insane.
She just, she sucks.
So I don't, right?
I mean, what's going to be crazy is after this when she finds out that he did it to her
because I don't think he's going to change at this point, and she calls you guys.
Well, and she has the kids still.
Well.
That just like what makes me.
feel sick to my stomach for that kid.
But, yeah, I mean, we can only do so much, and we tried multiple times, and at the end of
the day, Taylor and I, people are going to do what we want to do.
Totally.
Yeah.
We've reached out.
It's on her at this point.
We can feel good.
We can sleep at night knowing we warned you repeatedly.
Yeah.
And so all this is her own making.
So, you know, so thank you so much.
You're lucky, you guys.
Yeah, thanks for giving us an update.
I'm glad you guys are friends.
Of course.
We'll see you pictures from our next trip.
Okay.
Please do.
Good morning. Can I take your order? Can I get a tall try?
A large black coffee.
A what?
Large black coffee.
Do you mean a venti?
No, I mean a large.
He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Venti is large.
No, Venti is 20.
Danny.
Yeah.
Large is large.
In fact, Toll is large, and Grande is Spanish for large.
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Oh, almost time for.
America's favorite trivia game.
You versus Victoria, your chance to take
on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. So go to the jubel show.com
if you think you've got the goods
that can beat Victoria, who's
barely awake right now, I think,
or your eyes are half closed. My allergies
are so bad. I woke up at 3 o'clock in the morning
and went through a whole box of tissues. And then
I have a hat on, and I put my hoodie on
earlier when we had like a five-minute second
break, whatever. And the guy outside was like,
well, good morning to you. And I was like,
good morning. Hi.
It's like, I'm so sorry.
It's not like a sarcastic good morning.
Like, hey, you look like crap today.
Yeah, good morning.
Yeah, no, not for you.
I was like, oh.
What's wrong with you today?
I love when people do that.
I know.
What's that supposed to do?
You look tired.
That's what it felt like.
And I was like, oh, why?
Because you kind of do.
But it's okay.
If you want to take on Victoria and you versus Victoria will play right after this.
It's the Juble Show.
Call me stupid.
Oh, right.
To call you stupid would be an insult to.
stupid people. I've worn dresses
with higher IQs, but you think
you're an intellectual, don't you?
It's time for America's
favorite trivia game, you versus
Victoria. Your chance to take on
Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia, and let's meet today's contestant
for you versus Victoria. Bridget, what's up,
Bridget, how are you? I'm good,
how are you? I'm good, thank you for asking.
Are you ready to see if you can beat Victoria?
I am.
Bridget, were you a Hannah Montana,
are my Cyrus fan?
Yeah.
I just figured out what song I was listening to in my head.
It's called Breakout.
How does it go?
By Miley.
When I hear the bell ring,
I know, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
I got a break out.
Got to have some fun.
All right.
I'm glad you took us there.
Sounds great.
It's a great song.
Yeah, it sounds like it.
I was trying to ask everyone's help in the studio.
You want to show me it was Drake.
All right, we're going to send Victoria out of the studio.
And Bridget, here's how the game is played.
Do you have 30 seconds to answer as many questions,
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to beat you
out right to win, okay? Okay. All right, here we go. She's outside the door is closed. She was
singing. She's still singing the Hannah Montana song. All right, here we go, Bridget. Your time
starts now. Which state was the first to require people in cars to wear seatbelts by law?
Pass. How does a gymnast get a skill named after them?
Pass.
What year did the $5 foot long?
promotion at subway end.
2020?
Which planet in our solar system has the most moons?
Jupiter.
What gives human hair, skin, and nails their color?
Bio, Tim.
Okay, got that in.
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled, Bridget, here's a question for you.
If your life had commercial breaks, who would be the sponsor?
Oh, I feel like maybe Pyrina the cat food breaks.
Okay.
Do you have cats or are you just a big Purina fan?
I was three cats, so I think I'd be a pretty good spot.
Oh, gosh, that is so perfect.
Victoria, if your life had commercial breaks, who would it be sponsored by?
Trader Joe's Cold Brew.
Sponsored by Trader Joe's Cold Brew, where every taste is magical.
All right.
here we go 30 seconds answer as many questions as possible
if you don't know one just say pass and you have to beat bridget outright to win
and bridget you can tell victoria when to go i don't like that
i'm here i get to tell me when to go yep
oh okay um go
which state is the first to require people require people in cars to wear seatbelts by law
which was the first state what mhm Texas how does a gymnast get a skill named after them
it's really good gymnastics what year did the five dollar
footlong promotion, end at subway.
It ended?
That's crap.
2025.
That's annoying.
Which planet in our solar system has the most moons?
That's sad.
Mars.
What gives human hair, skin, and nails their color?
I just said, you're right.
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.
What's happening?
I'm sorry, I don't know.
I think I'm, like, really off my game.
A lot of glitching.
Let's send it over to the school.
board and see how you guys did with our scoreboard
of our social media producer Gabby.
We got zeros across the board.
What?
Zero, zero tie and a tie, Bridgett.
Congratulations, that means you won.
Yeah.
Let's get the answers now with Nina.
I mean, to be fair, these were very hard questions.
Thank you.
The state that was the first to require people to wear seatbelts
was New York in 1984.
Dang, it was only in the 80s.
They did that?
Yeah.
A gymnast gets a skill named after them if they're the first to complete the skill at an international competition, such as the Worlds or the Olympic Games.
Didn't I kind of say that?
You said to be good at it, so that was the right step in the whatever direction.
The $5 footlong promotion ended in 2014.
What?
Wow.
I know.
I still think of that promotion when I think of Subway.
I still think I got a $5 foot long.
Am I making that up?
They're like $12 now.
Are they?
Yeah.
I guess it's been a while.
Now that I'm thinking about it, I've always gotten really mad when I've gone to Subway because of my foot long has.
I'll have been five dollars. I'm very confused. Oh, that makes more sense now. Okay. The planet
in our solar system with the most moons is Saturn. It has 146. And then melanin is what gives
human hair, skin, and nails their color. You mean melatonin? No, that helps you go to sleep.
Bridget, thank you for playing. But thank you for trying to check me.
We play, you versus Victoria, the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to
play, I have to do is DM us at The Jubal Show or go to the Jubal Show.com. Your phone break happens
every single hour on the 20s, your next one is coming up right after this,
and then right after that, it's neat as what's trending.
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I'm Robert Smith, and this is Jacob Goldstein,
and we used to host a show called Planet Money.
And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History,
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And some of the worst people, horrible ideas,
and destructive companies in the history of business.
Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing.
It's like not having it at all.
It's a very simple, elegant lesson.
Make something people want.
First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business.
The most Texas story ever.
There's a lot of mavericks in that story.
We're going to have mavericks on the show.
We're going to have plenty of robber barons.
So many robber barons.
And you know what?
They're not all bad.
And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business geniuses,
along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked.
like Thomas Edison and the electric chair.
Listen to business history on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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It's time to catch a job.
Cheater. Only on the Jebel show.
Normally at this time it's to catch a cheater, but because it's Christmas time, we're counting
down the 12 first date follow-ups of Christmas as voted on by you.
Yeah!
We'll count down all the way to the number one first date follow-up that you voted on.
Britt is on the phone today for a first-date follow-up.
She's getting ghosted by a dude named Sean, so in a few minutes, we're going to get him
on the phone and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date
if she still wants one.
But, Britt, before we talk about your date, how long has it been since you heard from Sean?
Uh, friggin' 12 days.
You're not counting, right?
I'm sorry, that sucks.
Where, how did you meet Sean?
Um, online.
Um, on an app or something else.
Oh, um, hints.
It's the only dating up I've ever really tried and it's, I've heard good things.
No, I have to.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Well, let's go back to the date, though.
Um, can you tell us about that?
Well, it was good at first because we like met at one of those like fun bars.
where there's like you know bar games and he was paying for stuff you know like he was
getting our drinks and I was winning at pool so it was fun and it was like a flirty good time
and you know we we even like kissed okay well we made out at the bar was there any moment
where something weird happened why you might be getting ghosted okay so I didn't plan this
or anything at all but a group of my friends showed up and they
you know came and played a round of darts with us and that's the only thing i could think of because i mean
he left shortly after but he had to he said he'd like get up for work or whatever like how are the vibes
when he left he like kind of just was like oh i realized the time it is i have to go so he like left
kind of abruptly but like you know i was definitely like including him and then like it was i thought
it was like going fine so i didn't think that would have been it were your friends kind of monopolizing
your time at that point?
No, no.
That's what I was like, I think like we were just all hanging out.
Like, the only reason it could have been awkward is just because they had never met
before because it was like a first date.
But I think it went fine.
Like I even like texted him that night to apologize that they shut up, but I, you know,
thanked him for like being cool and said I couldn't like to see him again.
Did he say anything back to that or was that the last time you heard from him?
No, he texts me back the next morning.
So that's why I was like, oh yeah, you must have gone home, gone to sleep early because he woke
up, text me, he's like, yeah, I had fun, and then go.
Is it possible he's dated any of your friends?
None of them said anything about that, so.
I mean, it also could be just awkward.
I mean, Victoria, remember when you had that date and you ran into your friends?
It almost feels like pressure in that moment, right?
Like, yeah, you're already meeting their friends.
And you're just not ready to go that far.
Also, it's a very first date.
So, like, you're meeting their friends and you're like, um, okay, this is weird.
but hi like you're introducing yourself and yeah that's kind of weird well that's besides the point
though so if that's what happened and then he goes ghosts like something had to have happened
in that interaction were there friends there too so it was like guys and girls no I was a group
of girls and what was the last thing you said to you uh he said that he had fun and I did like
try texting him within those 12 days like one or two more times all right well we'll see
if we can figure it out for you then we'll play a song come back and then call him
and see if they'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and maybe get you another date, okay?
Okay, thank you.
All right, we'll play as long.
Come back, get your first day follow up next.
To catch a cheater.
Only on the Jebel show.
Right in the middle of your first date follow-up,
if you're just joining us,
Britt is on the phone and she's getting ghosted
by a dude named Sean.
So we're about to call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting
and maybe get her another date.
But before we do that, Britt,
why don't you remind everybody
of the situation with Sean?
Okay, guys.
I went out on a date with Sean,
who I met online,
And we were having a super fun first day at a bar and then randomly ran into a group of my girlfriends,
played some darts with them.
And then Sean left, briefly texted me back once and then ghosted me.
And I don't know why because it was a great first date.
Well, we're about to get him on the phone and find out why.
You ready?
I'm ready.
All right.
Here we go.
Uh, hello?
Hi, man.
Speak to Sean, please.
Speaking, who is this?
Sean, how are you?
My name is Jubal, and I'm on a radio show called The Jubal Show.
Hi, Sean.
I'm Nina also on the show.
Hi, and I'm Victoria.
So this is a radio show called The Jubal Show.
How are you?
I'm okay.
I haven't talked to the radio.
Uh, what's this about?
Do you ever listen to the show at all?
I, I am not familiar with your guys, uh, with you guys this show now.
All right, well, now you will be, I guess.
But we do a segment on the show, and it's called the first date follow-up.
That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up ghosting them,
they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
Okay.
We got an email about you from a girl named Britt.
Oh, Britt.
Okay.
Wow.
That's a, yeah, I can understand why she might want to get some answers.
Yeah, she said it's a.
been 12 days since you guys went out and the last thing you texted her was had fun so what's
up yeah um i uh definitely did have to uh take a step back um and just uh give her some space after
the last time we went out why is that it's not her it's uh and i'm not sure if she told you
this but when we were out we ran into some of her friends and uh she wasn't giving them more
attention she was giving me she was making sure that she's being fair to both parties and being
you know being on a date with me she just happened running to her friends but okay uh it is because of her
friend Sabrina okay we used yeah we used to hook up and Sabrina at one point in time yeah I know
this is like two years ago but Sabrina at one point in time uh cornered me and basically was like
oh my god I'm so good to see you I'm so happy that you're on a date and also that are a good
stuff and then yeah oh asked me if i wanted to have a threesome with her friend or
well well Sabrina and brittany uh both at the both of the oh wow i wonder if she knows that
yeah she wanted a little bit of space it's a little weird wait so you think brit knows about that
i would i would guess that she does because you know girl talk um i feel like that came up in the
conversation at some point in time i don't
really know what to say about that it's like i mean you know it wasn't it just you know
maybe a little uncomfortable around the group dynamic so you don't get you don't get down like that
or i i i i get competitive during uh during those types of things and uh yeah i'm not good at
projects i like folks i'm sure that my job is all right i can see that yeah you know hey thank you
for being honest on i appreciate it also see that coming no not at all and i want to let you know
that brit is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you
what okay uh hey britt hey hey i wish someone would have told me that i had no idea
you had no idea that he used to hook up with your friend sabrina or that she asked him
to have a threesome neither i'm not that good at friends with sabrina she's like a friend of a friend
so i don't know i only really see her in group setting i don't know why she said that and also i don't know
why she would want to include me in that.
I've never even hung out with her.
The Sabrina person is just like, of course everybody's going to have a three-in-with-me.
She's like, I'm not going to technically steal her date.
If I include her in the process.
I'll ask him first because guys will be down and then I'll approach her.
Wow.
Yeah, the only thing we've ever done together is like go to a Taylor Swift concert.
Because they were like, it's kind of us.
But, um.
That's a little.
different than reason but yeah so you didn't know anything about that at all no i didn't hear that
from her mutual friend i didn't hear anything from her like if anything i feel like i would have
heard from her on instagram but no nothing and really like i said she's not like close to
friends so that's like whatever you guys have like i don't care i'd still love a second chance
with you john are you like gonna hook up with sabrina uh uh
I've done that already.
I didn't want to keep doing that.
I would like to go on a second date.
Just the two of us, though.
No, don't know certain things involved here.
So, Sean, you would like to go out with Britt again?
Yeah, if we could, that would be awesome, especially after the holidays.
But if that could be a thing you guys, the whole thing about is just, you know, me and her type intimate setting versus...
the group aspect of it, I think that would be.
Britt, you don't care that he's hooked up with Sabrina.
No, he's in the past.
Okay.
You want another date, Britt?
Yeah, maybe we could do dinner or something
where there's only room for two of us in the booth.
You're going from threesomes of this wholesome dinner conversation.
They're going to be the only person going on a second date in the restaurant
who's demanding that they just make sure it's a table for two.
That's it.
Nobody else at this table.
When the waitress comes up, they're like, no.
Yeah, no.
We know what you're after.
No, we're trying to go out with each other.
Well, congratulations.
You guys got another date.
Excellent.
Thanks, guys.
The Jubil shows to catch a cheater.
Breaking news.
You heard it here on the Jubal show first.
A store in China that sells life-size robots for cooking, cleaning, and other housework is threatening to close down if customers don't stop using them for quote unquote.
other reasons.
Whoa.
See how easy it is to create fake news?
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly name segment,
real news or fake news,
where I read a news story from the week,
and you have to tell me if that's a fake news story
that people actually believed or a real one that went viral.
It's a lot harder than you think, and it's always fun.
Real news or fake news is coming up right after this.
Time for another breaking news story here at the Jubal Show.
one and four Gen Z workers regrets going to college.
Which is shocking news because nobody knew that one in four members of Gen Z has jobs.
See how easy it is to create fake news?
And that's why every single week we bring you the cleverly named segment,
real news or fake news where I read a news story from the week that's gone viral.
And you have to tell me if it's a fake one or a real news story that went viral.
Okay.
Here we go.
Here's the first headline for real news or fake news.
man almost sentenced to life due to judge's oopsie moment.
Oh.
Here's the full story.
Okay.
Imagine that you're accused of a crime you didn't commit.
You're in the courtroom waiting for the judge to read the verdict, and then this happens.
A 26-year-old named Alton Oliver was on trial in Georgia last week facing murder charges.
Oh.
He was accused of murdering an off-duty cop in 2022, but claimed it with self-defense.
The trial lasted for three days and wrapped up very quickly with a verdict.
They handed it to the judge to read, and everybody was on the edge of the judge.
of their seat. And the judge flubbed the verdict. He said, guilty, but meant to say not guilty
on all counts. How'd you just miss a word? That's giving somebody a real heart attack. Apparently,
a juror chimed in and corrected him. And he corrected himself a little bit later and then issued
an apology that said, sorry about that. I just had an oopsie moment. You think, Nina, real or fake?
I'm going with real. I pictured the whole thing in my head. I could see him say oopsie. It's real.
Victoria, man almost sentenced to life due to judge's oopsie moment.
I'm also going to real.
Have you seen the Oscars?
Like two years ago, that happened also.
They said the wrong name.
Oh, yeah.
Easily.
And Miss America.
Yeah.
It is a real news story.
And here's video of it or audio from the video of it that's con-viral.
The verdict, we, the jury, find that defendant guilty as to all six counsel, the bill of indictment.
Sheriff, please hand us to face counsel and pass it over to.
Wait, what?
we must say not
we the jury find the defendant not guilty
I'm not
my bad
my bad I'm missing with you man
hey you're free
congratulations
he's like wait why are you crying
I can't be crying either way
I think the judge should have played it off
and be like I was just trying to show you to appreciate every moment
I did that all perfect
for a second there you thought you were going to jail
but you're not so you know behave
here's another news story for real news or fake news
a segment where I read a news story from the week and you have to tell me if it's a real
news story or a fake news story that went viral and people actually believed it. The city of
Las Vegas has approved mandatory jail time for anybody who claps in a casino. Here's the
news story out of Las Vegas, Nevada. In a move that has stunned tourists and regulars like,
Las Vegas casinos have officially banned clapping on gaming floors after one particularly round
of applause caused the pit boss to mistakenly approve a $1 bet as $100,000.
Whoa.
Says the incident unfolded at the Mirage Casino last weekend when a player hit blackjack.
Normally the wind would have earned him just a few dollars.
But amid the chaos of clapping and cheering from nearby tables,
the distracted pit boss misread the wager slip,
allowing the stun gambler to walk out of the casino with a six-figure payout.
Ayo!
The new rule goes into effect immediately with signs posted across casinos that says no clapping beyond this point.
If you are clapping a casino, apparently you could face up to a year in prison and a $40,000 fine.
Come on.
Is it a real news story or a fake news story?
That is a fake news story.
You can't do that to everybody.
That's your fault, bro.
Not everybody's fault.
I'm screaming if I win money in Vegas.
Put me in jail.
Victoria, do you think that that's a real news story or a fake news story?
I think that's real.
I could see that happening and everyone getting really mad about it.
And then other casinos are like, uh-uh, man, we're not having that happen to us.
People online were sharing the story like crazy, very upset because imagine going to
Vegas and you win money and you just have to sit there like, you can't do that.
It was a fake news story that went viral this week.
Las Vegas is not banning clapping.
Could you imagine their jails would be so full because of everybody that's clapping or
screaming because they just lost so much money?
That guy would have gotten fired.
It's real news or fake news, the segment where I read a news story from the week that's
gone viral and if you tell me if it's a real news story or a fake one that people actually
believed.
Here's your next headline for real news or fake news.
Car companies are now charged.
a monthly fee for you to go faster.
What?
Car companies are now charging a monthly fee for you to go faster.
Would you pay?
Here's the story.
If you thought streaming services were bad, Volkswagen just announced a way to make Netflix
look generous because they've introduced a new subscription plan for their electric cars
where you're forced to pay extra if you want to use all the horsepower that your car
actually has.
Without the fee, you're basically leasing part of your own car back from Volkswagen.
Right now, it's only happening.
the UK, but it will come to America soon.
Here's how it works.
Volkswagen electric cars come equipped with a 228 horsepower engine, but unless you fork over
$22 a month to Volkswagen, your car will electronically choke itself down to 201 horsepower.
Your car chokes itself unless you set it free?
Volkswagen is pitching this as flexibility.
Is it?
Yes.
Flexibility by throttling your horsepower unless you pay them $22 a month.
Wow.
Your car is spicy.
Wow.
Is this a real news story or a fake news story?
Nina?
I want to go with fake.
You can't charge people that.
That's crazy.
The car has to do what it does.
Can you really control if it goes slower or faster from like somewhere else?
See, this is fake.
That doesn't sound real at all.
Victoria, what do you think?
Real or fake?
I think it's real.
Are you kidding me?
These companies be greedy out here.
Netflix is already charging us another 10 bucks a month.
Now Volkswagen, too.
I believe it.
This is a real news story.
Stop.
Okay.
So soon your car.
might come with a monthly fee like your streaming service.
No.
Not ridiculous?
Watch me drive around like grandma all day, every day.
Because what I'm not doing is paying for speed.
22 bucks a month to get everything that your car came with instead of just making it slower.
That's crazy.
That's annoying. You pay for the car.
I don't get it.
Your phone break happens every single hour on the 20s.
Your next one is coming up right after this.
And then right after that is Nina's what's trending.
It's a Jubil Show.
Jubles.
Dirty Little Secret.
Hello?
Hello.
Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?
it? Oh, yes, I do.
Oh, well, sweet. We're ready
to hear it. What is it?
You try to get this off my chest. I'm a pretty open guy,
but this is just something I can't really tell me.
You know what? Might as well tell the radio show. Make your guys say a little
better. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I'm so
thoughtful. All right, so
a couple of years ago,
I was underage at the time. We'll just preface
that. Okay. You were what? I'm sorry?
Endridge. Oh, got it.
Got it. Got it. At the time.
I was on a cruise
and I'll be honest you it was pretty
in terms of like
the sex game
I was pretty a vanilla dude
well okay
and I took my grandparents car
because he had like the like three drink pass
yeah
so you know I stuck it to the bars
I was single the time too
I'm flirting with all these like
30 year old women
just seeing what's happening
and you know
I caught a fish
and I was feeling
feeling what the
feel what the rhythm is
I don't know
it was pretty new to everything
okay
high school wasn't too good for me
So come back to the room
And I'll be honest
I acted like I had big game
I was completely bullshit
And she's like
Oh you into freaky stuff
Oh boy
Okay
And I was like
What's your definition
So she's like
Go freshen up real quick
So she orders room service
Yeah
Yeah
All right so she puts that aside
And like stuff starts going
And then she just like
Close your eyes
and she
proceeds to like
take, I didn't know at the time, but like I feel
like this gussy stuff all over me
and she took an entire chocolate
cake, put it on the, you know
what, and it started to proceed
and like eat around it and like
tell me to like put it
a shit. Are you doing it?
Okay.
What?
Oh no.
I love chocolate cake as much as the next person
but not that much.
Listen, the fun fact is, I didn't know this, but I have an allergy.
To chocolate or to something else?
So, like, it's something with cacao.
Like, I don't know, I get like some, I get, like, I swell.
It's like, I get, like, hives and stuff.
Oh, no.
So I didn't know this.
What was on your?
So you started, so you swelled up and got hives?
Did you go to the hospital?
Yeah, so I'm like, damn, I didn't know why I was that big,
but I'm like, oh, something's wrong.
Oh, my gosh.
And then I ended up going, so like they have like an ER on like the hospital ship.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
And so I go in and this guy's like, what the hell happened?
And you're like chocolate cake, that's what?
And then because of that, I ruined chocolate for me total.
Now thank God I knew how an allergy butt.
Yeah.
Chocolate cake will never be the same for us either.
Thank you.
Oh, why you get it?
Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, man.
Stay away from that cacao.
It's a big fan.
Oh, yeah, no more cacao for me, not for a very long time.
Oh, man.
I would love to talk to an ER doctor.
You know how many weird stuff they see come through there?
Oh, my God.
How do you explain that, though?
Listen, I'm a paramedic, too.
I see a lot of weird g-de-nothing, but nothing tops that person.
I'm the weirdest.
Thank you for your dirty little secret, man.
I appreciate you.
Have a good one.
Of course.
Listen, God bless you guys.
Have a good one.
All right, bye.
God bless you.
What's your dirty little secret?
Text Jubal to 41061.
I know he has a reputation, but it's going to catch up to him.
Gabe Ortiz is a cop.
His brother Larry, a mystery Gabe didn't want to solve until it was too late.
He was the head of this gang.
You're going to push that line for the cause?
Took us under his wing and showed us the game, as they call it.
When Larry's killed, Gabe must untangle the dangerous past,
one that could destroy everything.
he thought he knew. Listen to the Brothers Ortiz on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or
wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Dr. Priyanko Wally. And I'm Hurricane DeBolu. On our new
podcast Health Stuff, we demystify your burning health questions. You'll hear us being completely
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hear candid advice and personal stories from experts who want to make health care more human.
I feel like I never felt like I truly belonged in medicine.
We want to make health less confusing and maybe even a little fun.
Find health stuff on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hi, I'm Radhi Dvlukaya and I am the host of a really good cry podcast.
This week, I am joined by Anna Runkle, also known as the crappy childhood fairy,
a creator, teacher, and guide helping people heal from the lasting emotional wounds of unsafe or chaotic childhoods.
that talking about trauma isn't always great for people.
It's not always the best thing.
About a third of people who are traumatized as kids
feel worse when they talk about it.
Get very disregulated.
Listen to a really good cry on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
All right, good people, what's up?
It's Questlove, and I'm really excited to announce
that my podcast is back with new episodes, a new logo,
and yes, even a new name.
So welcome to QLS 2.0, the Questlove show.
New conversations are on the way.
with some incredible guests like
journalist-term filmmaker Cameron Crow.
It's like the Barry Gordy thing, you know,
if you send me a letter and it's B-A-R-R-R-Y,
you didn't take the time to know how my name was spelled
and I can't take the time to know what you want from me.
Listen to the Questlove show on the I-Hart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
She said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night.
Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying,
suicides that don't make sense, strange accidents, and brutal murders.
In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad.
Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people.
There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.
Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
This is an IHeart podcast.
Guaranteed human.
