First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from December 15th, 2025

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Who would you call if the unthinkable happened? My sister was y'all 22 times. A police officer, right? But what do you do when the monster is the man in blue? This dude is the devil. He'll hurt you. This is the story of a detective who thought he was above the law,
Starting point is 00:00:20 until we came together to take him down. I said, you're going to see my face till the day that you die. I got you. I got you. I got you. Listen to the girlfriends, Untouchable, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I know he has a reputation, but it's going to catch up to him. Gabe Ortiz is a cop. His brother Larry, a mystery Gabe didn't want to solve until it was too late. He was the head of this gang.
Starting point is 00:00:53 You're going to push that line for the cause. Took us under his wing and showed us the game, as they call it. When Larry's killed, gave Must Untangle a dangerous past, one that could destroy everything he thought he knew. Listen to the brothers Ortiz on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm I'm Ida Gomajorja. And this week on our podcast, Hungry for History, we talk oysters, plus the Miambe Chief stops by. If you're not an oyster lover, don't even talk to me. Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells to vote politicians into exile. So our word ostracize is related to the word oyster.
Starting point is 00:01:34 No way. Bring back the OsterCon. Listen to Hungry for History on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Danny Shapiro. We were in the car, like a Rolling Stone came on, and he said, there's a line in there about your mother. And I said, what? What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have. I knew something can happen to me in the middle.
Starting point is 00:02:00 of the night, but I couldn't hold on to what had happened. These are just a few of the moving and important stories on my 13th season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Robert Smith, and this is Jacob Goldstein, and we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. And some of the worst people.
Starting point is 00:02:30 horrible ideas and destructive companies in the history of business. First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline is. The most Texas story ever. Listen to business history on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. How do you like your coffee? Tall, dark, heavy on the cream? Well, I ask because a recent study was just published on what your coffee order says about you, and we'll go over it next.
Starting point is 00:03:00 so you can find out all you need to know about yourself based on how you like your being prepared. Oh, right after this. It's The Jubal Show. What if I like to put ketchup in my coffee? Ew. Psychopath. The Jubal Show.
Starting point is 00:03:11 That's a text message we just got in at 41061 because a recent study just published says what your coffee order says about you as a person. Great. And if you like to put ketchup in your coffee, a lot of questions. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:24 Anyway, think about how you like your coffee and how stab you get if the breista makes your coffee wrong and we'll tell you exactly what that says about you right now. If you like your coffee black, here's apparently what it says about your personality. You have a emotionally repressed pragmatist with possible control fixation personality type.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Really? It says you like your coffee the same way you like your interpersonal connections, intense, bitter, and emotionally unavailable. Oh. I just always think of people that drink just plain black coffee is just having a high pain threshold. Really?
Starting point is 00:03:55 She says you're probably the kind of person who calls it bean juice. and judges everybody else who needs milk in it like they were a child that's very true they do do that also to note
Starting point is 00:04:05 Ted Bundy liked his coffee black high pain tolerance that's the type of personality that you have if you like your coffee just black if you liked ice coffee even in the winter
Starting point is 00:04:15 it says that your personality type is a stylized chaos agent with high stimulant dependency you know it's funny every time we do these the word chaos always fits in the type of thing I like
Starting point is 00:04:26 I've never seen you get an iced coffee before. I make my coffee in the morning and I put ice in it before I leave my home because I have a cool coffee maker that is an espresso machine. It says that you prioritize aesthetics over logic. Maybe. And your thermostat is always set to drama. You're cold 100% of the time, but you won't touch hot coffee because the vibes just aren't there for you. Your whole personality is coffee, a little bit of trauma, and one claw clip holding it all.
Starting point is 00:04:56 This feels like an older version of myself, not today's version. It says Billy Eilish Lord and your ex who soft-blocked you all drink iced coffee in a snowstorm. We're going over a new study that says what your coffee order says about you as a person. If you like a caramel macchiato, your personality type is romanticized anxiety romantic with mild retail therapy compulsion. Interesting. And I would also add low pain threshold. I don't know why. I just think people that like the super sweet drinks just don't have a high pain tolerance. It says if you've got a caramel macchiato, it's not just a drink. It's your coping mechanism.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Yes. You romanticize the hell out of your life, main character energy, break down, and then have a Starbucks run. Yes. I love that for you. It says, Ariana Grande is somebody who likes a caramel macchiato. So that type of personality. Oh, okay. That kind of makes sense. If you like a macha latte, then you carry a comment. energy, but also judge people who still drink regular coffee. Is it a macha
Starting point is 00:06:00 where they put macha and a latte, and they just combine it together? Yeah, it's like a dirty macha. Oh, that's what that is? They're good. Yeah, I like them. A lot. Is it macha and milk, or there's actual coffee in your matcha, too? It's espresso, because it's a latte. It's like matcha powder or whatever mixed with the coffee. Oh. It's a lot. It's a latte, but then they
Starting point is 00:06:15 just put macha in it. It's good. I like it. A lot. I don't know if it's my favorite, but I like it a lot. It also says, you meditate, but only after a 40-minute TikTok scroll. And you've definitely said, protecting my piece after ghosting a group chat. We found Jubal. It's more like ghosting an email
Starting point is 00:06:31 and... Group chats too. Group chats too. Pretty much anything, yeah. I have no problem Xing things out of my life at all. You really know. Yeah. This email thing bugs me. X. It's gone. Personality is a soft-spoken mystic with avoidant conflict tendencies. Yeah, I can
Starting point is 00:06:47 see that. Oh, that is... If you like cold proof, that's your favorite coffee. It says your personality is a high-functioning burnout survivor. With resting crisis face. I'm taking this as you, Victoria. 100%! Okay, but it's not just because I've tried other coffees and I've tried to like other coffees,
Starting point is 00:07:06 but they all make me sleepy. Espresso makes me tired. That's really funny because it says, you drink this not because you like it, but because you need it to function. You're either running from your problems or trying to physically outrun them. Amazing. That's so accurate. I've never heard anything more accurate in my life.
Starting point is 00:07:23 What kind of resting face does she have again? resting crisis face. Resting crisis face. That face that she makes like a little puppy going, what? That's your resting crisis face. Your vibe is
Starting point is 00:07:32 high achiever on the edge of meltdown. Yeah. You drink cold brew like it's water and refer to four hours of sleep as plenty. I mean, hey man,
Starting point is 00:07:41 I can sleep later. And here's what a vanilla latte says about you, which is my favorite coffee. Okay. Sugar-free vanilla latte. So this one is really sugar. This one is actually my favorite.
Starting point is 00:07:50 It says that you're a gentle overthinker with people pleasing, reflux disorder. Stop it. It says you're sweet, approachable, and probably say oops, even when it's not your fault. Yeah. That's pretty accurate.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Yeah. Sorry or oops, a lot I've said when I know I shouldn't have. You read too much into text punctuation, definitely, and use sparkles on ironically. Oh, you should do that more. But beneath the milky exterior lies a storm of indecision. You'll panic over choosing between oat or almond milk and then apologize to the brista for existing. Aw, that's jubal. It's like sweet and sad.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Yeah, at the same time. Yeah, for sure. Thank you. You can be happy and sat at the same time, and I've mastered that. Oh. All right, your phone break happens every single hour on the 20s. Your next one is coming up right after this, and then right after that. His neat is what's trending.
Starting point is 00:08:41 It's the Jubel show. It's another Jubal phone prank. Day mornings on the 20s. Hello? Hi, this is Officer Pee, Eakins calling from building management. I'm calling in regards to an incident in the parking lot the other day. Is this Trent B.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Who lives in apartment 413? Yeah, you said you're an officer? Officer Pete Eakins, yes, assistant to the head of building security here, working mostly in the parking lot. And I need to speak with you. Um, okay. What happened? Well, I'm sure you know why I'm calling.
Starting point is 00:09:19 No, I don't know at all. Okay, well, then let's take a little jog down memory lane, shall we? Trent? Sure. You got your running shoes on. I'm all stretched out and ready to go for a little jog with me. Um, sure. What's going, yeah, sure, whatever.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Well, I was doing my normal job going through all of the video from the parking garage over the last month, and I noticed something rather shocking. You want to explain? I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, you don't. Okay, like I said, let's go for a little jog then. Um, a week ago, on Tuesday, you dinged the car. door next to you, didn't you? Getting out of your car all willy-nilly, not paying attention,
Starting point is 00:09:59 and you dinged the car next to you. Excuse me? Mm-hmm. Yep. Um, I don't understand what's going on. I never dinged any car. I want to remind you you're speaking to an officer here. Why do you keep calling yourself an officer? Because I am assistant to the head of building security here. I work mostly in the parking lot. Officer Pee is my name. So you're not even officer. You're a parking lot security guy. Okay. I am the assistant to the head of building security. You're a security officer. I am an officer of the law.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Okay. No, you're not. And you will address me appropriately and show me some respect. You haven't been respectful for me. What the fuck are you talking about? Okay. Well, I guess you're not going to admit it. So I'll let you know that I did further inspection
Starting point is 00:10:45 and I was able to get a tiny paint chip from the car that parks next to you off of the door. And I spent the entire week matching it to your car and you are indeed guilty of this crime. So you spent a whole week doing this? Yes, I did. That's f***ed, and I did not do anything like that. Okay, I'm going to need you to come down to the precinct and fill out some forms, and I may be issuing an arrest warrant, and you will be fined $700 on your next month's rent and face eviction. What precinct, bro?
Starting point is 00:11:11 You're not even the officer. You're on a power to-ship right now. The precinct downstairs in the parking garage where I am. That's not a pre-stink. That's okay. You know what? So you really think. that you can arrest me or give me a, what, oh, a fine for like $700 or something.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Where are you talking? You'll be fined $700 on next month's rent and face eviction. And yes, I have half of mine to issue in arrest warrant based on how you've lied to me under oath. Under oath. Who the f*** you think you are? Like, you have no jurisdiction. I am Officer Pete Eakins, assistant to the head of building security. You're not even like the head of security.
Starting point is 00:11:52 You're the assistant head of security. Assistant to the head of security. The assistant is Paul. Okay. So you basically have no power at all. And if you really think that you can find you $700, I probably will come. I will more than likely come over there and kick your ass. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:10 You've just threatened an officer of the law. I have that documented. Okay. Yeah. Make sure to get everything documented because I'm going to come over there and kick your ass. If you come down here, I will judo chop you so quick. You won't know what happened. judo chop
Starting point is 00:12:24 what you're going to judo chop me judo chop i'm going to get you on the ground then i'm going to tickle you to your pier pants this has got to be a joke are you serious are you five no i'm not serious this is actually jubel from the jubel show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set you up way
Starting point is 00:12:44 it's a joke she said that the building management in your place is kind of a hole as I wanted to mess with you Oh my god I thought something was up when you started saying judo chop Like what? Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks Weekday mornings on the 20s Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know
Starting point is 00:13:10 For the day with Nina's what's trending I see you I see you out there fiber maxing GrubHub sees you too What did you order on GrubHub this evening? I'll tell you that it's delivered its report of 2025. The most popular things that we were eating is actually surprising. And fiber maxing is a part of the trend.
Starting point is 00:13:29 And I will break it down because there's a specific food that I'm actually really surprised by. But honestly, good for you in just a second. But first, remember Ryan Lockty? Yeah. Or Ryan Locked or what a hell however you pronounce his last thing. Wait, who is this? The Olympic swimmer. Is this the one that went viral for the...
Starting point is 00:13:44 Yes. He like stole something. Oh, wait. No, I'm thinking to somebody else. He did have a scandal that, like, led to a 10-month suspension. I don't remember his scandal. I remember, was it him that...
Starting point is 00:13:53 No, it was the other guy that smoked weed. Well, he had some type of controversy back then, but he has six Olympic gold medals, and he's auctioning off three of them. Whoa. He says that the medals represent memories that he'll carry for life, but he wants them to do more than just sit on a shelf.
Starting point is 00:14:09 That's nice. So he's auctioning them off, and you can own a gold medal. That you never won? He wants to make money. I mean, hey, that's sweet. We were just talking about celebrities that go in the DM trying to get money from you, you know, whatever, for scams.
Starting point is 00:14:24 But Ryan might actually really be helping it out. Well, at least you get an exchange. Yeah, at least you get a metal. Yeah, it's not a one way. You get it gold medal. That's pretty cool. You're just like bragging on that. Like, there's a gold medal that I didn't win. Yeah, that is weird.
Starting point is 00:14:37 You hang it up in your room. I mean, it's pretty cool, though. I've never touched a gold medal. Have you? Have you touched an Olympic gold medal? What would you do with it? Why don't I want to touch a gold medal? Actually, yes.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Because it represents, what? What, Gabby was? Yeah. When? Well, so in 2016, that Olympic team won gold, the gymnastics Olympic team. Okay. And they did a tour of champions and I got to meet them. And you touched the medal?
Starting point is 00:15:04 Like, how did that happen? Well, they had their medals with them. And you touched it. Yeah, I was like, oh, no, this wasn't 2016. This was 2012 because I was a kid. Okay. And I was bugging out. It was so cool.
Starting point is 00:15:14 It is cool. It represents, like, peak physicality. Yeah, it's dope. I think it's cool, the gymnasts who wear it and, like, how freaking cool, like, they are. Yeah. I don't see a, like, why would I want to own one? Yeah, I don't earn it. It represents peak physicality unless I'm the one pointing to it that I buy off of eBay or wherever you.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Well, I don't want Ryan's. I'm good on that. Yeah, I would say you have to earn it. Then it means something. Yeah. Well, you could earn the title of the top fiber maxer in your group chat. Awesome. If you were on Grubhubhub this year ordering beans.
Starting point is 00:15:47 beans were the breakout star according to Grubhub. It jumped 135%. So fiber maxing has been one of the food trends for this year which is just increasing your fiber and then protein and all that kind of stuff. So people are eating functional foods. It's actually good for them, which is a good sign. But beans
Starting point is 00:16:03 top the list, tinned fish is also on this list. Cold foam and macha also getting extra love. Cold foam. It's just funny because in years past where we've talked about the same exact thing where Grubhub does like a year and review and it was always like wings or pizza. or like, you know, the usual suspects.
Starting point is 00:16:19 But now we're talking about beans, tin fish, cold foam, and matcha. Fiber max, baby. Masha? Fiber max. Oh, me, if you're going to grub have Macha, just go walk and get you a Macha. Because I feel like that is the Macha vibe as you're walking to go get it. Because this is a fake Macha vibe. Dang, that's all right. The synthetic Macha.
Starting point is 00:16:39 And that is what's trending. Who would you call if the unthinkable happened? I just fail and started screaming. If you lost someone you loved in the most horrific way. I said through you got 22 times. The police, right? But what if the person you're supposed to go to for help is the one you're the most afraid of?
Starting point is 00:17:01 This dude is the devil. He's a snake. He'll hurt you. I got you. I got you. I'm Nikki Richardson, and this is The Girlfriends. Untouchable. Detective Roger Golubski spent decades intimidating and sexually abusing black women across Kansas City,
Starting point is 00:17:19 using his police badge to scare them into silence. This is the story of a detective who seemed above the law until we came together to take him down. I told Roger Golusky, I said, you're going to see my face till the day that you die. Listen to the girlfriends, untouchable, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. For 25 years, I've explored what it means to heal, not just for myself, but alongside others.
Starting point is 00:17:55 I'm Mike De La Rocha. This is Sacred Lessons, a space for reflection, growth, and collective healing. What do you tell men that are hurting right now? Everything's going to be okay on the other side, you know, just push through it. And, you know, ironically, the root of the word spirit is breath. Wow. Which is why one of the most revolutionary acts that we can do as people just breathe. Next to the wound is their gifts.
Starting point is 00:18:23 You can't even find your gifts unless you go through the wound. That's the hard thing. You think, well, I'm going to get my guess. I don't want to go through all that. You've got to go through the wounds your life. Listening to other people's near-death experiences, and it's all they say. In conclusion, love is the answer. Listen to sacred lessons as part of the Maikultura Podcast Network,
Starting point is 00:18:40 available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, Dr. Lori Santos from the Happiness Lab here. It's the season of giving, which is why my podcast is partnering with Give Directly, a nonprofit that provides people in extreme poverty with the cash they need. This year, we're taking part in the Pods Fight Poverty campaign. And it's not just the Happiness Lab. Some of my favorite podcasters are also taking part. Think Jay Shetty from On Purpose, Dan Harris.
Starting point is 00:19:10 from 10% happier, and Dave Desteno from how God works and more. Our goal this year is to raise $1 million, which will help over 700 families in Rwanda living in extreme poverty. Here's how it works. You donate to give directly, and they put that cash directly into the hands of families in need, because those families know best what they need, whether it's buying livestock to fertilize their farm, paying school fees, or starting a small business. With that support, families can invest in their future and build lasting change. So join me and your favorite podcasters in the Pods Fight Poverty campaign. Head to give directly.org slash happiness lab to learn more and make a contribution.
Starting point is 00:19:51 And if you're a first time donor, giving multiplier will even match your gift. That's give directly.org slash happiness lab to donate. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the jubal show. Kim is on the phone today for it to catch a cheater and she thinks that her. Her husband of four years named Jack might be messing around. So let's see if we can help her out. Kim, hi, what's up?
Starting point is 00:20:14 What do you think is going on? Oh, my husband. We've been married for four years. We've been together for seven. We met right out of high school. And, I mean, I've trusted him with my whole heart. He's really been the only person I've been with. I haven't had a lot of boyfriends or serious relationships up until him.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Like, he's got my whole heart. I've trusted him completely. We've had a really great relationship. Like, we do our own things with friends, like, on the same night. We're, you know, not super clingy or anything. Like, it's just been a really cool relationship. He's hot. He's smart.
Starting point is 00:21:02 I love him. I'll always think he's hot. Like, I just, you know. So I really hope he's not. But recently on the nights when we go out with our friends, he's been coming home later and later. And so that's been sending off like major red flags for me because normally we like up until this past month, he would be home around the same time I would. Neither one of us would stay out like super duper late or whatever. And now he's coming down like at 1 a.m. 2 a.m. and saying that he's he was like just at a friend's house playing video game.
Starting point is 00:21:38 like I'm like okay you know and he it'll offer up like well you can call him you know you can call my friend and ask it it's like I know his friends are going to have his back no matter what so that doesn't mean anything and I'm just like giving you know I'm not really nagging him but he's like a little defensive right off the bat around it if I bring up how ladies coming in so that's the first red flag. So the second major one is that, so we have a group of friends, a bunch of girls that we all hang out together. Most of us have known each other since high school. There's a few that are newer to our group. And one girl who's sort of started hanging around more, this girl, Jasmine, I have noticed, like, first of all, she complimented Jack a lot.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Like she thinks he's great. So I noticed she kind of has a crush on him. And somebody else has told me that she, you know, feels bad because she has a crush on him or whatever. Well, I've noticed, like, on the nights when I am going out with my friends and he's going out with his friends that Jasmine isn't there. She's not doing girls' night with us on the nights that he's doing guys' nights with his friends. So that's so paranoid?
Starting point is 00:23:00 Do you think she's hanging out with him? I don't know. I feel I might be being paranoid, but I, I know she's seeing somebody and she won't tell us who, like they're hooking up and stuff like that that she's excited about and kind of secretive about, you know, and won't really invite him around or like integrate in like a normal kind of relationship. So that has got me also very suspicious. sure so when you're going out for your girls nights and you notice that jasmine's not there do you say anything to everybody else like oh where's jasmine to kind of see like check the pulse a little bit yeah yeah and and that's where i found out that she was dating with somebody and then um one of my friends who knows who knows her family and knows her from way back said that she can be shady too because i did confide that i was feeling a little
Starting point is 00:23:59 I don't know You know Like my spidey senses Are going off And they didn't want to make me You know feel worse about it But they did confirm that she can be shady Like she's not above that
Starting point is 00:24:13 Well you told us what grocery store You guys are rewards card members at So we'll play a song Come back and then call them And pretend to be from the grocery store And say that every month we choose One rewards card member At random who gets free flowers delivered
Starting point is 00:24:26 From our floral department We'll see if he sends those to you or to somebody else, okay? Okay, thank you. I appreciate it. Of course, we'll play this time, come back, get your To Catch a Cheater next. It's The Jubal Show.
Starting point is 00:24:37 It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubal show. Right in the middle of To Catch a Cheater, if you're just joining us, Kim is on the phone, and Kim thinks that our husband of four years might be cheating. So in a second,
Starting point is 00:24:49 we're going to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and say that every single month we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he sends us
Starting point is 00:24:59 to Kim or to somebody else. But before we do that, Kim, why don't you remind everybody about your situation? Yeah, so my husband of four years has been coming home later on nights when he would normally come home at the same time I come home when we go out with our friends separately. There's a new girl in our group of friends who has stopped coming out with us on those night. Um, and so I just feel a little suspicious that maybe he is actually with her and lying to me about it and thinking that he's getting away with it. Okay. You ready for us to call him? Yes. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Hi, this is Corbel calling from I was looking for a rewards card member named Jack. Speaking. Hi, Jack, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say, congratulations. You're this month's lucky winner. Winner of what? Oh, the flowers.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Maybe you haven't heard every single month we choose one rewards card member at random. We get free flowers delivered from our floor department. You've won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be sent to whoever you want. Oh, okay. If you know who you want to send them to, I can take the email. information over the phone in just a matter of minutes. Oh, no, I, I, uh, I have someone in mind. We'll start with the first and last name of the person you'd like to send them to.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Uh, Jasmine. Okay, got that Jasmine. And would you like to put anything on a card to Jasmine? You can say, um, what happened last night? Question mark. I love you. Exclamation point. Got it.
Starting point is 00:26:54 It's okay. Well. So what happened last night? You want to know what happened last night? You want to know? What? The husband broke down and finally told me everything. Oh.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Everything. Jack, that's your wife on the phone. This is actually the Jubel show. It's a radio show. My name's Jubal. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, and I'm Victoria. And we do a segment called to catch a cheater, and I'll just, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:19 So what is going on? What is going on here? Hey, is this? what's going on what do you think's going on you're busted dude you are busted and you guys i am sorry i lied to you about knowing i did know that she did she just came clean to me she told me everything jack everything i i needed to find out from him no doubt that's very and you all helped me do that and i appreciate it she told me everything like every time that you had lied to me Every time that you have cheated with her on me, every time you came home late.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Who is she? Oh, Jasmine, your flower girl. Who do you think she is? You know who I'm talking about. Don't believe like I'm a idiot. You believe everything that Jasmine says? You believe everything that Jasmine says? I believe that you're a pr and that you're a liar and a cheater.
Starting point is 00:28:19 I believe her when she says that because you've been telling her that you were going to. believe you believe that what jasmine says crazy jasmine we've known all i do i do you want to know why because she came and she told me what was going on she broke down crying because she realized that you telling her that you love her and that you're going to believe me for her is also a lie because you are a liar and a cheat and a piece so yeah i do believe her you did also just send her flowers with and I love you yeah you also yeah that's a good point you know let's not skip that you said it you just said I love you on there like oh my god we we've been in the friend who forever we only like jokingly say love you love you love you oh my gosh oh my god
Starting point is 00:29:10 first of all damn is due to the friend group you hardly know her or at least i like and actually i love them too uh i almost sent them the flowers I mean, according to your logic, I might be. According to your logic, I might be. What about Jasmine's logic, the one who came to your wife and said that it's going on? The one you sent flowers to and said, I love you. Did Mike and Ashley come and say that everything, too, as well? Well, as a matter of fact, Ashley is here, as are all of my friends.
Starting point is 00:29:45 And we've done packed up all your shit, put it in a queue blocker, and send it to your mom's house. Whoa. So why don't you just move forward and get out of my life? Because I am done. You're on notice, dear. Yes, he hung up. He's gone.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Wow. I'm so sorry. Yeah. We just to not even own it. I mean, yeah, to be that caught. Yeah, it's pretty devastating. Who does that? Like, just, I'm just so surprised at how he, yeah, the lying about it.
Starting point is 00:30:20 And not taking any, not feeling bad. He doesn't even feel bad. You can tell like he doesn't even feel bad. I'm so sorry. Well, I'm glad you're going to move on. Yeah. I mean, it's definitely going to be some healing involved. But at least I'm not being played.
Starting point is 00:30:37 I'll never be played like this again. I gave him way too much trust. Well, you'll find someone to give the right trust to. It sounds like you have a good support system too, thankfully. I do. I do have good friends. um, except for Jasmine.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Jasmine and I are going to ever be, but I do, I do respect that she told me, uh, and I'm glad that she realizes what she was getting involved with and who she was getting involved with. But yeah, I don't think we'll be really close friends ever.
Starting point is 00:31:07 It's understandable. Yeah. But my friend group is pretty great. Well, that's good. And good luck with everything. Okay. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:31:14 And again, I'm sorry for kind of studying it up weird for you guys as well. you did what you had to do I'm just glad you I'm just glad you you know got your answer because he obviously would have continued to lie make the conversation a lot easier
Starting point is 00:31:29 yeah he needed to be called out for sure good luck all right thank you all the jubel shows to catch a cheater what you've just said is one of the most insanely
Starting point is 00:31:43 idiotic things I've ever heard at no point in your rambling incoherent response Were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought? Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia.
Starting point is 00:32:10 So go to the jubleshow.com if you think you've got what it takes to beat trivia powerhouse. Yeah, what? Question mark is like Victoria. Where is the enthusiasm? I think you present that way. With enthusiasm? No, like as a powerhouse. You present as a powerhouse.
Starting point is 00:32:28 And then just like, you know, sometimes it just falls a little short. My second question, I thought you were going to say like, you present as like a question mark. Well, if you want to play the question mark, we'll play you versus Victoria right after this. It's the Jubal Show. Don't call me stupid. Oh, right. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
Starting point is 00:32:48 But you think you're an intellectual, don't you ape? It's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria, your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for a $50 visa gift card. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Jenna, what's up? Jenna, how are you? I'm great.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Sweet. Are you ready to go or what? Yeah, I am. I guess Monday morning, right? Yeah, you're ready to get 10. Taking down. Well, you're not up. I didn't think what that.
Starting point is 00:33:21 What? I was like taken down, but like she's not like up yet. So she's awake, so she's up. Oh, that's, yeah, but I just thought about a different minute. You ready to get put to sleep? Yeah. Oh, thanks. That's better.
Starting point is 00:33:32 How do you feel about Tuesdays, Jenna? Yeah. He said Monday morning. Do you like Tuesday morning as well? No, I'm not a big morning fan in general. Oh, I feel that. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Well, here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of the studio. And here's how the game's played, Jenna, while she's leaving. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay? All right. Are you ready?
Starting point is 00:34:04 Yes. Here we go, Jenna. Your time starts now. Who discovered the laws of planetary motion? Einstein. What Shakespeare play features the characters Rosencrantz and Guilty? What is the name of the scientist who proposed the heliocentric model of the solar system? These are so hard.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Oh my goodness. So fast. What country is the largest by land area that is entirely in Europe? Germany. What U.S. president signed the Emancipation Proclamation? Washington. Okay. Lincoln. God, that'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
Starting point is 00:34:48 and while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Jenna, here's a question for you. If you came with a warning label, what would it say? Watch out for laugh. Watch out for laughs. Okay. Yeah, I've been told that I have a very loud laugh. Oh, watch out for laugh, for the laugh.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Oh, okay. Yeah. If you came with a warning label, what would it say? Oh, I feel like I would just say, warning, may cause harm, may trip on yourself, which may, like, cause you a trip on yourself, may cause frustration. Right. Yeah, that's fair, too. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:35:26 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass, and you have to meet Jenna outright to win. And, Jenna, you can tell Victoria when to go. Okay, go. Who discovered the laws of planetary motion? Oh, yeah, I don't know. Pass. Which Shakespeare play features the characters Rosencrantz and Gildenstern.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Who? Um, um, um, yeah, no, I don't know, I'll pass. What is the name of the scientist who proposed the heliocentric model of the solar system? Bro! I know, these are ridiculous. Seriously? These are ridiculous. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Newton. What country is the largest by land area that is entirely in Europe? I don't know. I'm going to try. What U.S. president signed the Emancipation Proclamation. Oh, I know this one! Ah! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Three. Wait. Whoa, wait. Two. Wait, wait. Whoa, wait. She's just say a president. Lincoln?
Starting point is 00:36:19 That's all I got. I like this. All right. Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer Gabby. Victoria got one correct. It's the Lincoln.
Starting point is 00:36:29 And so did Jenna. Dang it! That's a tie, Jenna, and that means you win. Congratulations. A tie goes to you, so you beat Victoria and you got a $50 visa gift card. Oh, that's great. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:36:42 All right, let's get it. Those were really tough. Yeah. They really were. Those were hard ones. Let's get the answer. they're super hard to pronounce too so let's see how this goes um johannis or johannis kepler is the one that discovered the laws of planetary motion hamlet is the shakespeare play that features rosencrantz and gildenstern uh nicholas copernicus is the scientist who proposed the heliocentric model of the solar system i've heard that actually like why would you know that um the country that's the largest by land area that's entirely in europe is ukraine and then the u.s president that signed the emancipation proclamation is
Starting point is 00:37:17 is Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, he is. Jenna, thank you very much for playing. Thank you so much. Yeah, have a great day. We play you versus Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all you have to do is DM us at the Jubal Show or go to the Jubal Show. And we can make your dream come true of being able to compete with Victoria.
Starting point is 00:37:40 I don't think you were going to say the rest part. I thought you were just going to say where you can make your dreams come true. That's kind of fun. It's kind of like Disneyland. It is. Go to the Jubal Show. dot com. It's just like Disney. Your phone break happens every single hour on the 20s.
Starting point is 00:37:52 It's the Jubal Show. First date of follow-up, powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys, online at Advocateslaw.com. Because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the 12 first-date follow-ups of Christmas as voted on by you. Yeah! We'll count down all the way to the number one first-date follow-up that you voted on. Jessica is on the phone today for a first-date follow-up, and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Chase. So we're going to call him in a little while and see if he'll talk. tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date.
Starting point is 00:38:19 But first, Jessica, how long has it been since you heard from Chase? Hey, so, yeah, it's been about a week since I texted him. He responded the first time, but since his first response, I haven't heard anything back. Okay. How did you guys meet? And then what was that date like? So we actually met at a club. And honestly, it was like more of a rave than a club.
Starting point is 00:38:41 And I don't even go out that much. So I was just like letting loose after a long week. and I was dancing next to him and we were both just having a good time not really talking and then I bumped right into him but he caught me before I fell Hallmark movie Very romantic I looked up at him
Starting point is 00:39:01 And I smiled and I was just like immediately smitten He was so gorgeous So we danced for a little bit And then I asked if he wanted to go to the bar For a drink and I know it sounds like a rom-com but it actually literally did happen that way. And then we just went to the bar and sat there getting to know each other
Starting point is 00:39:22 well we tried to because it was extremely loud in the club. So I think he was there like with his friend celebrating something but I couldn't really tell what he was saying half the time. And also we were both pretty drunk and there were some extra party favors
Starting point is 00:39:39 that we had as well. So we were definitely feeling a little handsy. Okay. And he didn't live that far from the club, so he asked if I wanted to go to his place for a little quiet time. That's what he called it. And I agreed. And so we both just walked a couple blocks to his place. We sobered up a bit.
Starting point is 00:39:59 We were still feeling kind of brisky, so we kind of, like, briskly walked to his place. And once we got there, I definitely made the first move. And he was okay with that. So, you know, clothes were flying off. Wow. That doesn't sound like quiet time to me. Compared to a rave. I can't say everything that happened that night because this is a morning show,
Starting point is 00:40:23 but afterwards we just laid in bed and in like a backward date kind of way, we actually got to know each other a lot better. After all that, like so the next morning you guys talked and really got to know each other? Yeah, we just kind of spent the whole night talking. And we mostly talked about our shared music taste because we were both hard ravers in our young days. We didn't really talk about work or relationships or anything boring. We just wanted to have fun with the night. And we laid there until the early hours of the morning. And I had to get up early the next day. And I just went home playing the whole night in my head
Starting point is 00:41:02 over and over again. And I texted him the next day. And he told me, he texted me back and he said he talked to me tomorrow. But that was over a week ago. And I, I texted him said a couple more times. I tried calling, but it went straight to voicemail. What do you think could have happened? Honestly, I, I feel like maybe I was just too enthusiastic and I came on too strong. And I kind of, and I just sort of like hooked up with him without really knowing him at all. And so I think maybe, I feel guilty about the order of our date. And, um, and I think maybe he just thought of it as like a one night stand.
Starting point is 00:41:44 And I don't blame him if he thinks that, but I just feel like it would suck to lose this opportunity. Yeah. But if you're calling him, then he would be like, well, maybe it's not a one-night stand then. But then, like, also a one-night stand, do you sit there and talk the next day? Because usually it's like, thank you, nice to meet you in your house. Yeah. Yeah, that's true, too. Does he have a girlfriend?
Starting point is 00:42:02 That's the thing that always makes me nervous is when I don't hear after you have a great connection. And usually when they ghost is because they're hiding from somebody else. Oh, God. I mean, we didn't talk about past relationships or anything like that, but I didn't even consider that. Did you notice any pictures on his wall or, like, anything around the house that looked like a girlfriend was there? Did he have throat pillows? It was a bit of a blur. It was a bit of a blur.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Okay. All right. Well, yeah, we'll see if we can figure it out for you. We're about to call him and see if we can figure out why he's ghosting her. But first, Jessica, why don't you refresh everybody's memory about your date with Chase? Yeah, so I bumped into Chase at the club. We had a very immediate romantic connection. We hung out at the bar for a little bit before going back to his place.
Starting point is 00:42:44 We were both pretty drunk. And then I stayed over. We did things. And then we spent the early hours of the morning talking. And then we had a great connection. I left. I texted him. And I haven't heard back from him in a week.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Okay. Well, we're going to call him right now and see if he'll tell us and then maybe get you another date. Are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. here we go. Hello.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Hi, man, speak to Chase, please. Yeah, this is Chase. Chase, how are you, man? My name is Jubal, and this is a radio show called The Jubal Show. Hi, Chase. I'm Nina, also on the Jubal show. Hi, and I'm Victoria. What's up, guys?
Starting point is 00:43:40 How are you? Good. Have you heard of the show before? In passing, I was out once And someone was talking about you guys The show, I never listened to it But I've heard of you guys Okay, sweet
Starting point is 00:43:51 Well, we do a segment on the show It's called the first date follow-up What that is is if you go out on a date with somebody And then you end up ghosting them That person can email us to get you on the phone And ask why you're ghosting them Okay, all right And we got an email about you
Starting point is 00:44:07 From somebody named Jessica Wow, okay, yeah, I know her Okay. And Jessica told us a little bit about your date and said that you haven't gotten back to her and she's curious if she did something wrong or why you're ghosting her. This is funny. I'm actually, I'm flattered by this entire thing, to be honest with you. I didn't think she would go to do this on the radio.
Starting point is 00:44:30 But, you know, here we are. So I didn't call her back because it just seemed like, you know, she just seemed too much of a party girl for me. I'm someone who doesn't really go out much And when we had met That was really the first time I'd gone out And did anything in about a month or so And look, Jessica is great
Starting point is 00:44:52 She's gorgeous It definitely felt like I was in some sort of romantic comedy Situation like a movie She bumped into me And like oh look who it is type thing And it's like a Matthew McConaughey movie or something She like fell and you like picked her up And then the music stopped
Starting point is 00:45:09 and yeah she fell into my arms and she was falling and i i grabbed her arm was able to kind of catch her from hitting the floor but you know her defense she was drunk i think to say she was trashed was pretty fair but she seemed like it was in an everyday situation as far as that and i'm not judging her at all you know we've all kind of been to these situations at clubs and and i get it but i'm usually not that fun i think i came off of like a super fun guy and i'm pretty boring and low key we did go back to my place i was kind of barely hanging on there uh we had a few drinks obviously she on the other hand incredible energy like wow she was really hanging on my arm just kind of being all over me which i kind of liked obviously we kind of you know
Starting point is 00:45:54 did some things i didn't text her back saying it you know i feel bad you know now that i'm saying it out loud to be honest with him so you're quite literally ignoring the signs from the universe to talk to Jessica who fell into your lap yeah is what it sounds like to me because you feel like you can't you can't keep up with her I she's got incredible energy and I'm and I'm sort of an introvert and I was having a few drinks at night so you know I was very eased and and just kind of feeling myself a little bit I'm not that guy usually and I don't go out much and the drinks are flowing and then she kind of comes into the world and we just had a good night that So that's all you know about her, right?
Starting point is 00:46:35 Yeah, pretty much. We didn't get too deep in the conversation. In your head, you just picture someone who's just like bouncing around and always on the go and has to be out places and doesn't ever want to be home. Like, what do you, I don't know why you think that wouldn't work. I just think that she's someone who kind of bounces around goes out a lot, parties, probably has a high-end job, you know, probably goes out four-five times a week, probably drinks a lot, which is totally cool. And I understand it probably goes to a ton of concerts and raves and whatever. I'm just not that guy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:03 All right. You're making assumptions, but I mean, you might as well ask her yourself. Good point. Chase, you can ask her yourself because she's actually on the phone and has been listening this whole time and wants to talk to you. Hi. Oh, boy. Dude.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Hey, Jess. You are not going to believe this. I am literally a librarian. What? What? I swear, I never go out. I never go out at all. No, no, I understand.
Starting point is 00:47:34 I'm just, there's no way you're a librarian. I don't think those don't even exist anymore. I appreciate what you're doing, of course, but, you know, I just, no. I'm super low-key, so it's, it's just, no, I understand it. You don't have to lie about it. What? We still exist. I'm literally a librarian.
Starting point is 00:47:53 I'm not kidding. Come on. So you actually, I'm just generally curious, you actually work at a library and a library. That's what it is. Yes, I went to school for this. I am not making this up. I've never met a librarian before. You guys didn't hang out at libraries?
Starting point is 00:48:11 Well, I mean, yeah, when you're in the library, but like outside of their natural habitat. Oh, okay. That's cool, Jessica. Yeah, thanks. Jess, I guess because usually librarians are boring and introverted too. So what are you doing? How did we meet at a club?
Starting point is 00:48:30 Like, how did that even happen? Well, I honestly never go out at all, but my friends kind of, like, coaxed me into it that night. And so I just decided to say, I just happened to be out that night. That's, like, not even my lifestyle either. Oh, that's why when we first talked to you, Jessica, you said that you used to go to stuff like that all the time. Yeah. Oh, okay. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:48:53 In high school. So the universe, quite literally, had you fall into his arms, I feel like I can't let you guys walk away from this. Yeah, I was just really into him, and I feel like we were both just letting go. We both happened to be here, be there that night. Honestly, I feel like a moron. Jess, I'm so sorry. I really, I apologize. I feel like an idiot literally judging a book by its cover here, and that sounds so stupid.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Wow. I totally was jumping the gun and had no idea, and I'm obviously, frankly, I'm just jealous of how much energy. you have, you know, that night and the next morning and seemingly the tolerance of a 20-year-old. So never in the million years when I think you're a librarian, to be truthful. Chase, would you like to go out on another date with Jessica? We'll pay for it. Hell yeah, yeah. I definitely need to make it up to her for sure, Jess. I feel like an idiot. And to take you out on an actual low-key night, I'm done. I'm down. I think that'd be great. From the chapter to their book continues.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Yeah, exactly. Are you on datable? It's a jewel show. You might be and not even know it. It all depends on what you do for a living because a new survey asks people what professions they'd never date. Is your job on the list? You'll find out if your place of employment is in fact the reason you're single, right?
Starting point is 00:50:15 Who would you call if the unthinkable happened? I just fail and started screaming. If you lost someone you loved in the most horrific way. I said through you had 22 times. The police, right? But what if the person you're supposed to? post to go to for help is the one you're the most afraid of.
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Starting point is 00:51:11 Listen to the girlfriends, untouchable, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, Dr. Lori Santos from the Happiness Lab here. It's the season of giving, which is why my podcast is partnering with Give Directly, a nonprofit that provides people in extreme poverty with the cash they need. This year, we're taking part in the Pods Fight Poverty campaign. And it's not just the Happiness Lab.
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Starting point is 00:53:29 or wherever you get your podcast. After this, it's the Jubel Show. Hey, there, big mama. Is it crazy that you and I are in the same frozen food section in the same grocery store at the same time? I'm thinking it's fate. What? Let's say we grab ourselves some Totina pizza rolls
Starting point is 00:53:50 and go back to my place and have some pizza rules followed by a roll in the sheets packed with oaths. That rhymed, ouch! That's the first time I've ever been slapped
Starting point is 00:54:00 with a tequito and I liked it. Where are you going? It's the Jubal show. Let's face it, the dating world is tough and it gets even tougher if you have a terrible job because people are sharing
Starting point is 00:54:10 the professions that they will never date and according to a new survey here are the top professions that people say they would never date. Okay, great. Buckle up.
Starting point is 00:54:19 A drug dealer. Oh, wow. People have slakes. standards now. Slash organized crime slash cartel. I mean, you can get great gifts. The reason is obvious.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Safety issues. High risk. High paranoia. The upside would be product testing, I think, though, if you think about it. Yeah, and then like cash, always having cash? Yeah, you always having cash around, making a lot of money. But here we're going over the top professions that people say they will never date, according to this new survey.
Starting point is 00:54:48 A baker. Why? Why? also in the top. It says they go to bed when you're going out and wake up when you're going to bed because, you know, they work very, very early in the morning. Do they have to? Like, is that a rule for all bakers that they have to work at those hours?
Starting point is 00:55:01 I think so pretty much, yeah, because they bake the bread for the day. Yeah. And they also smell like flour. I feel like that's awesome, especially if it's bagels. We're going over a new survey that asks people, what are the most undatable professions? A real estate agent is also in the top. Isn't that everybody? Wait, why?
Starting point is 00:55:20 It seems like everybody is a real estate agent, or at least some part in their life tries it. Yeah. It says the reason is because they're always hustling, always networking, and always closing. You're not their partner. You're a potential lead. True. But they are busy. The really good realtors are always busy.
Starting point is 00:55:38 They're always gone. They're always networking with people. And they're all cheating in the houses that they show. Oh, yeah. It seems like realtors are always cheating on each other. Is this like a movie that you're watching? Is that real life? No, I guess it's true.
Starting point is 00:55:50 I feel like there's stories all the time, too, in the news about a realtor who was showing a house and then cheating with another realtor who was also showing the house. Scandalous. I didn't even think realtors were such a red flag, but apparently. We're going over the top professions that people say they would never date. An only fan's model is also in the top. Oh. Why would they put that there? You know dang well.
Starting point is 00:56:16 There's a whole bunch of dudes out there that would love to date an only fan. fans model. They just get rejected constantly. So they have to go ahead and get in front of it and say, I would never date that. Yeah, no way, dude. No way. There are a lot of guys that would love to date an only fan's and just be able to brag about it. I mean, just look at their DMs. There's a whole bunch
Starting point is 00:56:33 of high, high, high. Now they won't date them because they didn't get a response. Dating an only fan's model would be interesting at Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Why? Well, you know, your grandma's like, what do you do for a living? Oh, you say something else. You don't say only fans. She's in customer service.
Starting point is 00:56:51 Another one of the top professions that people say they would never date, a psychologist. Oh, why? I feel like that would be so fun. Girl, what? You would have someone analyzing every single decision you make and calling you out for every little thing. But do you know how much time you save? And money. Right.
Starting point is 00:57:07 You know, they would also be your therapist. Exactly. It's like, oh, that's why I left the cabinet open for the fifth time because I have unsolved issues. No, therapy. They say that that's the reason, though, is because boundaries can get back. and they are human too so they can be just as messy as anybody else and you might even expect to hold them to a higher
Starting point is 00:57:25 standard because they're a therapist or the boundaries get messy and then before you know it they're counseling you every single day which is also not good that would annoy me that would annoy you too Nina I don't know right now it sounds great it can be very annoying to get into an argument with somebody who is in the mental health world
Starting point is 00:57:41 have you ever gotten and I know that because I'm big in the mental health world I've been in therapy my whole life so I speak therapy a lot and I've been in situations and relationships where somebody is upset about something and they're arguing with me and I'm giving them like therapy speak back and it's very frustrating because they want you to get like mad like normal mad you know but then you don't and then you're just trying to analyze everything or help them through their problem so are you the frustrated one or they're the frustrated one I'm just trying to help but it gets very frustrating you can tell here's another one of the top professions that people say they would never date any religious profession or a slaughterhouse worker I don't know why they put those in the same category. Those are very big two ends of the spectrum. Yeah. It says they're
Starting point is 00:58:25 different worlds, but they come with intense beliefs. Oh. Whether it's spiritual doctrine or meat. You know, that's true. A friend of mine, her family has a cattle ranch. It's not like a full-blown slaughterhouse, but it's kind of like, it's a culture. I didn't realize slaughterhouse was such a culture. But it's like
Starting point is 00:58:41 you eat every part of the cow, like every single part of it and like you thank it. But I wouldn't picture that like a... You thank it? Yeah. Really? Yes. For being alive. Well, it's like for the gifts that it's giving you to nourish your body. Make them feel better about slaughtering. The number two profession that people say they would never date is a chef.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Why? I would have 100% date a chef. I would too. Why would they not, though? Unpredictable hours, high stress, and a workplace that's basically a sauna full of knives. Bro. Three meals. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:59:13 And great meals. I'm not talking about your McDonald's happy meal. You get like a Michelin star chef-made meal. Or if it's like they come home from work and they don't want to bring their work home. So you're just getting like frozen dinners every night. Oh, but man, it's that knife work for me, though. When you watch somebody that can really work a knife and chop up the right way and like do it all professional, oof, fan me. I need those ice cubes.
Starting point is 00:59:36 The number one profession that people say they would never date, an Elvis impersonator. Pretty obvious on that one. I would have to agree with that one. break happens every single hour on the 20s. Your next one is coming up right after this. It's the Jubil Show. Jubils. Dirty little secret.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Hello? Hello. Hey, you have a dirty little secret? Yes, I do. Sweet, what is it? Okay, so this last holiday season, you know, around Christmas, between Christmas and New Year's, I kind of hooked up with my boss at our holiday party.
Starting point is 01:00:14 What? Okay. I kind of did. Yeah, what does that mean? It was a 360 hookout. It was a full, full, it was the whole way. It was the whole thing. And, yeah, like, it just kind of happened, you know.
Starting point is 01:00:29 It was like just situational. They sponsored us, like, super cool casino royale, Monty Carlo. Yeah, like, night. And we were, you know, getting to gamble with someone else's money and the champagne was flowing. And, you know, we were kind of like the last people there. essentially and it just kind of turned into a hookup in the they had like a little green room kind of thing that was like next to the coat room and instead of getting our coat we just kind of took off your other things got down has it happened again it has not happened again in fact we both felt
Starting point is 01:01:06 super weird about it but we also had that break you know so that we weren't actually in the office or anything so we kind of got to clear the air a little bit but once we were you know back in the office after the holidays it was massively awkward especially since my boss is actually married
Starting point is 01:01:24 I figured that was coming at some point yeah she's not in the office all the time but she does technically she's technically my co-worker wait the wife is your co-worker messy yeah oh dang
Starting point is 01:01:40 How is he at the office? You know, at first when we were both, you know, felt weird about it and we're awkward. I think we were just doing our best to make it look like it was just like business as usual. But now that we don't think that anyone suspects anything, including his wife, he's kind of flirting with me. I was going to say, also, I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't the only girl in that office that he had done that with. Because his wife is your coworker. He had no problem doing it with you. Who else is involved?
Starting point is 01:02:11 Oh. That's definitely true. And also, no one knows this, especially not him, but I was actually thinking about taking a remote position with the same company. And now I'm kind of concerned that he might think that I'm trying to get away from him because of this. I'm also concerned about, you know, stoking suspicion that I'm, like, transferring or maybe that I got transferred because of this little thing that may or may not have happened between us, you know? It may not be the perfect time to ask story.
Starting point is 01:02:39 promote though he might be all for it like absolutely that's true i mean i'm like kind of scared even just to put the application in you know because i'm concerned about him finding out through someone other than me but i also don't want to bring it up to him be like you know i don't know i just i just need to get this off my chest because yeah i definitely can't talk to anyone at the office about it well thank you for telling us about it thank you thank you for listening good luck have a good one thank you too What's your dirty little secret? Who would you call if the unthinkable happened?
Starting point is 01:03:15 My sister was y'all 22 times. A police officer, right? But what do you do when the monster is the man in blue? This dude is the devil. He'll hurt you. This is the story of a detective who thought he was above the law until we came together to take him down. I said, you're going to see my face till the day that you die. I got you. I got you. I got you.
Starting point is 01:03:39 Listen to the girlfriends, untouchable, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I know he has a reputation, but it's going to catch up to him. Gabe Ortiz is a cop. His brother Larry, a mystery Gabe didn't want to solve until it was too late. He was the head of this gang. You're going to push that line for the cause? Took us under his wing and showed us the game, as they call it. When Larry's killed, Gave Must Untangle a dangerous past, one that could destroy everything he thought he knew.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Listen to the brothers Ortiz on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm I'm Yvalongoria. And I'm Maite Gomes Gron. And this week on our podcast, Hungry for History, we talk oysters, plus the Mianbi Chief stops by. If you're not an oyster lover, don't even talk to me. Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells to vote politicians into eggs. So our word ostracize is related to the word oyster. No way.
Starting point is 01:04:44 Bring back the OsterCon. Listen to Hungry for History on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Michael Lewis here. My bestselling book, The Big Short, tells the story of the buildup and burst of the U.S. housing market back in 2008. A decade ago, the Big Short was made into an Academy Award-winning movie. And now I'm bringing it to you for the first time. time as an audiobook narrated by yours truly. The big short story, what it means to bet against the market, and who really pays for
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