First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from December 17th 2025
Episode Date: December 17, 2025Your all-access pass to the most hilarious, outrageous, and unpredictable moments from The Jubal Show! Catch up anytime with all your favorite segments, including:🎭 Jubal Phone Pranks &nd...ash; where Jubal Fresh pulls off the funniest and most absurd prank calls on unsuspecting victims.🤫 Dirty Little Secret – where listeners confess their wildest, weirdest, and most jaw-dropping secrets anonymously.🧠 You vs. Victoria – the trivia showdown where listeners test their knowledge against Victoria.🕵️ To Catch a Cheater / War of the Roses – where we catch cheaters in the act with our dramatic relationship loyalty test.🎶 First Date Follow-Up – helping people get closure (or a second chance) after being ghosted.🗞️ Nina's What's Trending – delivering everything you need to know about the world for your day.🌟 Daily Show Highlights – all the best moments, jokes, and chaos from each show!If it happened on The Jubal Show, you’ll find it here—unfiltered and on demand! Hit play and join the fun. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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cost. How does scrolling on your phone turned into a $60,000 fine and a federal lockdown? I'm about to tell you because one man is making international headlines today because of a crazy situation that happened when he was innocently scrolling on his phone. It's out of Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Here's a story. So innocent. What started as a casual afternoon of scrolling through TikTok turned into a $60,000 disaster and a temporary federal lockdown for one unlucky man.
Oh, no.
34-year-old Tyler Benchley was reportedly seated in his car on his lunch break outside of a federal courthouse when he became engrossed in a TikTok rabbit hole.
Allegedly unaware that his phone's front-facing camera was reflecting light directly into the window of a nearby judge's office.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Oh.
A federal employee noticed the glint of light coming through the window and claimed to see what looked like a long cylindrical object in Tyler's hand.
Within minutes, a code gray was called evacuating the entire.
building. Wait, what did they think it was?
A gun.
Oh, I thought it was a camera.
No, there was light reflecting off of his phone into the judge's window.
Got it, got it.
And then somebody saw him in the car and thought he was holding a weapon.
Oh, yikes.
That's an oopsie.
Tyler said I was literally just watching a guy teaching a goose how to skateboard.
Oh, those are fun.
I like those videos.
Police arrived to find him fully reclined in his driver's seat,
watching a 12-minute conspiracy theory video about how government secretly controlled
the weather.
What made the situation worse
was he also had an unopened package and his
passenger seat labeled Doomsday Spice
Sampler. Bro.
It's a novelty hot sauce kit from
Etsy that you can buy.
This guy is not helping himself.
When it has to exit the vehicle, Tyler emerged
holding a half-eaten breto and very confused.
He was detained
for seven hours and the federal
building was locked down. No charges were
filed, but now he's banned from parking
within 500 feet of any government building
while using TikTok unsupervised.
Okay.
But shouldn't this be their fault
because they thought it was something
that it wasn't?
They're so embarrassed now.
They're like, well, we'll ban him anyways
just because he inconvenienced us.
I think he had TikTok on supervised
so he can park within 500 feet
if he has somebody supervise him
while he uses TikTok.
It's so wild.
Also, they've released a new study
on the states that scroll the most
on their phones measured in miles.
Oh, yikes.
So how much you scroll,
but then they converted it to the distance
that you would move through while you're scrolling.
Okay.
I think Victoria would go the farthest.
What is that?
Number one, place will tell you in just a second.
But Washington was second with 108.2 miles scrolled on their phone.
What?
Really?
Followed by Kentucky, which scrolls about 105 miles.
It's beautiful.
Don't you want to look at the mountain?
On your phone you do.
Yeah.
Missouri, 102 miles per day.
New Mexico puts about 96 miles on their phone per day.
oh well also all the red rocks and like i mean all these places have beautiful things to look at if you just opened your eyes well not all of them overall the average americans spend six hours and 35 minutes per day on their phone holy cow which adds up to 2,403 hours annually
I know when I've been scrolling too long
When I start to feel nauseous
I don't know if this ever happens to you
But if I'm looking at my screen for too long
I start to get really nauseous
And that happens and I'm like
Oh I better put my phone down
My fingers hurt and I'm going to throw up
I think I went too hard
How long are you scrolling
Where you're feeling nauseous?
I think not that long
My body just has a like whatever you call it
Doesn't like it
It says the average person
checks their device
58 times per day.
I believe that. Yeah, I would too because you're checking
like if you get any kind of ping, especially with
notifications on, you're going to check your phone.
But does that count with scrolling? Yeah, that's part of
checking your phone. According to their data, the state
that scrolls the farthest is
Arizona. People in Arizona
scroll 115.4
miles. Wow, what are they
looking at? This is
going to sound really messed up, but I found this new
hole that I like to go on, so I wonder if they
look at it too, but it's like rush
talk or something like that where all the sororities like do these really advanced like almost
like cheers like dances and stuff yeah like when i was in college we did door chance we didn't
have ticot so now watching this on ticot i'll watch it all day long and a lot of the colleges
are in arizona really so i'm wondering if they're all watching them do flips and like
i don't scroll very often on my phone i actually rarely scroll i never scroll actually but i did
find one video the other day that got me for a little buck it was this one dude doing voiceovers of a monkey
and it was hilarious.
Bro, what?
I couldn't stop watching it.
It was so funny.
I was like, all right.
I get how people get locked into this.
It's another jubal phone frame.
Day mornings on the 20s.
Hello.
Hi, is this Mr. Sam?
Yes, this is Sam?
Yeah, hi.
My name is Trevor.
okay Trevor and um so we haven't met yet you know because like um you're the president of the company and stuff and like i work um under trisha who um is handling the big proposal that we have for the client tomorrow okay that's fine so what do you need um well i was calling to go over some things because like i want to make sure we do a good job because trisha was saying that this is like hella important and so like she put me yeah that's great you know but trisha can probably
help you with whatever you need so you should probably be calling her okay well i'm new to this whole
process and so like i never worked like a corporate type job before and so like i didn't know who to call
but um she told me Trevor well thank you i'm actually busy here so you need to you know
get in touch with trisha or somebody else on your team that can help you i'm sorry to call you on
your cell phone you know because like i looked up in the company directory your phone of her um and i
just figured i would go to the top to run this idea by because she told me that i was in you don't
You don't need to do that.
Thank you.
I appreciate your thought, but no, you can just, like I said, get in touch with Tricia and she'll be able to help you out.
Can I just run the performance by you?
Run the performance by me.
What do you mean?
Well, she told me that I needed to come up with, like, a performance review for the meeting to give the clients.
But what do you mean, a performance review?
A performance review for who?
Well, like, so she said that we need to tell them, like, how we perform.
form, you know?
I don't understand, like, what you're asking.
If you have a quick question, like, I'd be happy to help you, but otherwise, you need to really get in touch with Trisha.
Do we have any fog machines?
No, we don't have a fog machine.
I don't understand what you know.
Okay.
So my job for this big client meeting that we have tomorrow, because I know you're going to be there,
and she said that I need to come up with, like, things that show our performance.
and so I created like a really good concept
but I need fog machines and some lighting
and I figure would you be willing to sing a little bit
sing why are you asking me to sing
well because like you're the president of the company
you know and like I figured you could play the lead
I'm the president not the singer
what does singing have to do with this meeting
because she said I was in charge of coming up
with like how we perform so
okay but what does it have to do with singing
it sounds like you want to make you
You have you do a simple report, not some freaking jingle.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So I came up with like a whole performance and I was wondering if you could dance and stuff.
No, that's not that kind.
Oh, my God.
That is not what she meant by performance.
I'm sorry.
I'm really trying to.
I understand you're new, Trevor.
I appreciate you.
But this is not the type of performance I think Trisha had in mind when she spoke to you.
So it would be like they would be in the boardroom.
Ready for the meeting, the meeting room, and then the door would open, and then, like, fog and lights would come on, and then you would come in, and it would be like, two, three, two, three, four.
Let us design your new website.
We got Tom, he could do it right.
Your company deserves the best, and I must confess.
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Is this a game to you?
Well, no, it's a performance.
No, it's not a performance.
I don't know what kind of.
10 big you see they found you from
But this isn't a joke, okay?
This is the biggest meeting of the year
And I'm got time for your stupid little games
All right, so now hang up the phone
I'm going to go speak to Tricia
Why am I even talking to you?
Well, it's because Trisha wanted me to call you
Because this is actually Jeeble from the Jubel show
Doing a phone prank on you?
No, you didn't want you to call me
I guarantee you that
You already told me you looked my name up in the directory
Like some little...
No, she wanted me to do a prank phone call on you
Because you guys have this huge meeting tomorrow
and she wanted you to know that it's all taken care of.
It's Jubal from the Jubal Show doing a phone prank on you.
I just got, it was so insane.
I was like, where in the heck did they get this moron from?
Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks.
Weekday mornings on the 20s.
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending.
Wellness everything is trending, but this specific thing is called earseating.
Ear seating is a new practice from traditional Chinese medicine
that helps your mental health.
It helps reduce pain.
It can even help with your allergies.
So I brought this up because there are two people in this room that have been suffering greatly.
Victoria and me.
Yeah, it's rough.
With their allergies.
So, ear seating is when you put a little accessory on your ear, they like almost tape it there.
It's like a little, not a jewel, but it kind of looks like a little, like a bead.
And so because it's there, the actual thing is called arachular therapy.
They actually don't ask me to say that.
This is really hard.
But it's something that they've been practicing in Chinese medicine for a while.
So ear seating is now trending, though, and it's making its moves all around because it's a cute little gadget that can help a digestion.
And it can help with all of the things.
So if a miracle accessory can help save your life, like why not?
Even back pain?
So you've got to put an earing on?
You put it on your pressure points on your ear.
Oh.
Yeah.
So it is kind of like, what do you call it?
Acupuncture.
Thank you.
But, yes.
Acupress.
Yes.
Your ear is not that, like, there.
are a lot of points on your ear actually
there's stuff that you can push on your ear that helps
with your metabolism also
the way that you massage it so
I don't know I'm not super versed in this but it sounds
really interesting and you've got nothing to lose
by just putting a little ceramic bead
with an ease of on your ear that's cute and makes
you feel good also in your ear
now the type of friend we all have different
types of friends but the errand friend is having
its moment you know that one friend
that you don't have to like do anything with
other than like go to Target or get coffee
like you don't have to get drinks you know some friends
are just your party friends.
Yeah.
And then you have some friends
that you can actually go on errands with
and it's fun and it doesn't feel like a chore.
That type of friend is having its moment.
If you are that friend, it is your time.
You stand up and say,
I am that Aaron friend.
You want to go get groceries.
I'll come with you to get that apple.
And then you are the best friend.
That's what people want right now.
They want people that can genuinely enjoy their company
while doing things they don't want to do.
You should always have.
And folding laundry.
Friends like that.
You should, I know, right?
It seems like it's kind of common sense,
but I don't feel like I've always had those kind of friends.
Really?
Mm-hmm, because my friends always wanted to turn up.
Now, finally...
Wait, but if they're like your real friends,
they'll want to, like, turn up,
but also they'll want to do other stuff with you.
No, they'll say that's boring.
Yeah, I guess I'm not that friend.
Someone's like, hey, I'm gonna...
You want to come over while I fold laundry.
Be like, just call me after the laundry.
What?
There's no one you want to go...
I'll come over after you're done with that.
I know, right?
You're doing chores right now.
I don't want to sit here awkwardly while you do your chores.
Well, you even, like, watch Netflix while they do their chores,
but you're just like,
hang out with them.
I think it's kind of also age
because I feel that way too,
Jupil.
I don't really want to be there for that.
Call me after you're not busy.
The point is to sit with them.
You want to come over
while I get a shower and do my hair
and then we can go out?
No, just tell me when you're done
and we'll head out.
I'll just hang out with them.
I'll sit down.
I have laundry.
I need to fold.
I guess I could do that while you're doing yours over here.
Oh, and then you can just talk.
You can call and put it on speaker.
Stay on the phone.
I think what we've learned here is Victoria is the airman.
You're that friend.
You're the friend.
your moment. I got you for everything.
Aw, that's what trending.
It's time to catch a cheater.
Only on the Jubal Show.
Grayson is on the phone today for To Catch Cheater, and he's been married to his wife
Everly for five years, but now he thinks something might be going on, so we'll see if we
can help him out.
Grayson, I'm sorry you're in the spot, man. What's up? What's going on with your wife?
Why do you think she's cheating?
Like just recently, she's changed.
She's on the laptop a lot more. She's on her phone.
a lot more and this is like late at night and like not even in the living room like she'll go to
like our office to the side and she'll be in there on the computer or you know or on her phone
are she working though like it sounds like does she take on new responsibilities no i mean
as far as i know no okay she hasn't got like a raise or anything like that but that's the
other thing is that when she is you know you know in the same room i'll see her look at her phone and
and she'll laugh at something and I'll say oh you know what's up and she's like oh nothing
okay and there and there was one time uh she had her phone down and I just saw a notification
pop up and it was all I saw was the contact and the contact was E you know the letter E
and a heart emoji oh and that's why that's why I asked I was like hey who you know who's
that and she she just kind of she brushed it up she said it's you know she co-worker
I'm sorry.
I don't have a heart next to your name, Jopold.
No, yeah.
I should, I guess.
No, that would probably be, even for me, I'd be like, that's a little weird.
Why is their heart next to you?
You know, like, that is kind of strange for a coworker.
Yeah, so that, like, the time that she's spending away and laughing and not, you know, being completely open about everything, that heart.
And then I have noticed she's, she's dressing up.
Okay.
Like, I mean, like, like, like, like, looking nice.
I mean, she, she works at home.
so there's not a whole lot of reason to be dressing up but
for like seven years I've known her she's she's always been like
you know miss casual that's it and
to see like oh you're you're starting to like
dress what is it's just it's all of this put together
yeah it's it kind of tipped me over to the point of just like
okay we need to we need to do something
have you asked her about any of this stuff
well like I said when I saw the E with the
heart and I said oh you know who's that and I'm trying to keep it super light and she said
co-worker so I'm like okay well that's her answer I don't want to accuse her just say you're
lying no right I was just thinking like when she's dressed up if you're like hey babe you're going
somewhere today like who are you going to see because if she's working at home that's that is weird
it's just that oh you know I just felt like like dressing up which you know every once in a while
sure but like it's it's a lot lately like three or four times a week huh she's never
It's never been this way before.
Okay.
Never been this.
If you're just joining us for today's to catch a cheater,
Grayson is on the phone,
and he thinks that his wife of five years, Everley, might be cheating.
So in a second, we're going to call her and pretend to be from the grocery store
that she's a rewards card member at and say that every single month we choose one lucky
rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if she sends those to Grayson or to somebody else.
Grayson, before we do that, though, why don't you catch us up on your situation?
We've been married for five years, and lately,
She's spent a lot of time on her phone and her laptop, and she's not really sharing who she's talking with.
I saw a contact on her phone that said E and the heart.
She said it was a co-worker, and she's just been, like, dressing up way more than she ever has in, you know, the past seven years I've known her.
And she works at home.
Yeah, yeah, and she works at home.
So, I mean, all signs points, like, she's hiding something.
And I'm, and I'm, I hope she isn't, but.
Right.
Are you ready for us to try and see if we can catch her if she is?
I mean, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Here we go.
I'm going to dial her number right now, okay?
Okay.
Hello?
Hey, this is corporal calling from B.
I was looking.
for our rewards card member named Everly.
Oh, yes. Hi, that's me.
Hi, Everleigh, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say, congratulations. You're this month's big winner.
Yay. I didn't expect that. What is that in him?
Oh, well, maybe you didn't know this. But every single month, we choose one rewards card member
to say thank you very much for being such a loyal customer by gifting them 36 long stem red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates and a car to be delivered to anybody that you want from our new
an improved floor department.
Oh, wow.
Well, yay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
How works is this?
If you know who you want to send them to, I can take the information over the phone.
So the first thing I would need would be the first and last name of the person you want to send them to.
And then we'll get, what do you want to put on a card if there's anything?
And then we'll get the address.
Okay.
Let's deliver it to Evan.
Okay.
Evan.
And the last name on that?
And then, do you want to put anything on a card to Evan?
Sure.
Hmm.
I think here.
Okay.
How about every moment with you feels like magic.
And I can't wait until we can finally be together.
Love you.
Okay.
Got that.
And now I will let you know that your husband, Grayson, is on the phone listening
and probably has some questions because this is.
actually the Juul Show, it's a radio show,
and we do a second call to catch a cheater
where we see who you send flowers
to, and your husband had some
questions, so he wanted to see who you'd send him to.
Grayson?
Who is Evan?
Um, um,
Grayson, why would you
call a radio show instead of
talking to me?
Who, who is Evan?
Um,
okay, uh, he's someone that I met,
through a work forum online.
What?
Look, I started this.
I guess I'll just be honest.
This is a little embarrassing doing this over a radio show instead of just talking to you in person.
Well, your husband told us that he has tried talking to you about it.
And you told him that he was just a coworker and kind of laughed it off but wouldn't really address his concerns.
Yeah, I guess I made excuses because he's never asked me outright.
And I guess you didn't know how to tell you'd tell you,
Grayson, that I had been unhappy because, you know,
you're always busy with work.
You always have other priorities other than me.
And over time, that can really take a toll.
Why, why, why didn't you just, why didn't you just come to me?
Why, why couldn't you just come to me instead if you're going behind my back and you,
and you get it off?
Oh, mm-hmm.
I don't know
I'm sorry
it's just it's so hard to tell
somebody I never planned
something like this
you know
so I mean
how do I go up to you
and just say this
you know
it would have been
it would have been better
than this
then what you're
with Evan
and Evan
in my life now
this is the
I know
you're right
you're right
you know
it's
we've gotten
closer emotionally
um
over time
And, you know, I haven't been as close to you physically because I have been with Evan.
You know, might as well just like risk the mandate off now and tell you everything since we're here.
How long has it been going on, Everly?
Oh, God.
It's been a while.
I would say probably about, I don't know, maybe seven, eight months.
What?
Wow.
That's a long time.
Eight months, eight months.
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry.
This is somebody I'm more serious about, you know, I can't just, it's complicated, you know.
Is this really, this is real, right?
This is real?
This is happening?
I wish it wasn't, but yeah.
Are you trying to work things out with Grayson now that this is out in the open,
or you think you're leaning more towards being with Evan?
Oh, my God, I'm so torn.
I'm not sure.
I can't possibly see any future on how this would work eight, eight months.
Eight months, you've been lying to me every day?
No, you can't, you can't come back from that?
Are you, what?
No, no, no.
I don't know if I want to come back to it.
I'm not sure if I even want to come back to it.
We've lost it a long time ago.
Well, you don't even have the option.
You don't have the option.
It doesn't sound like Grayson's last.
It sounds like you've lost it.
And instead of talking to
Grayson, you decided to cheat on him.
I don't know if any, I don't know.
There's no way around it, really.
I know that my feelings for Evan
are serious, you know.
I wouldn't have just done this
or just, you know, or just anyone.
Well, whatever your reason is, you're here
now.
Grayson, I'm so sorry.
Eight months.
I'm sorry, I never thought we would be here either, you know, but I've been neglected for a very long time.
That's not an excuse, though, Everley, to cheat.
Look, I don't know who you guys are, and I don't meet the judgment right now.
This is already enough on me, Grayson.
We will talk about this later, but as of right now, I really don't need the extra judgment, and I am going to go.
Uh, Grayson, she hung up, man.
I'm sorry.
Wow.
I know.
Do you have friends or anywhere you can go right now, family?
I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, yes, yes, yes, I can talk to, yes, yes, I'm going to, it'll be, I'll be okay.
It's better to know than not know, and it's stuck, but, but yeah, it's good.
It will be good.
It will.
Yeah.
All right, man, we'll take care.
Keep in touch with this if you need anything, all right?
Okay.
Don't call me stupid.
Oh, right.
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you?
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia.
And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Ashley, what's up, Ashley, how are you?
I am doing great.
How are you guys doing?
Fabulous, thank you for asking.
Are you as cute as you sound?
You're just a little button.
are you
thank you
I'm still going
to wipe the floor
with you
you're not playing me
yeah that was
Nina
man
he came out
but I like
the attitude
I like the attitude
so you're going to
wipe the floor
with Victoria
huh
yeah
it's like the
sweet innocent sound
that your voices
and the actor
I'm still
wipe the floor with you
yeah those are
the scariest
people
I'm not mad
all right
We're going to send Victoria out of the studio, and while she's leaving, Ashley, the game is played like this.
You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay?
Okay.
All right, here we go.
Ashley, your time starts now.
Who famously said, catch me outside?
How about that?
Pass.
Which country has the tallest people on average?
Um, uh, the next.
The other one?
Which is faster, the speed of light or the speed of sound?
The speed of light?
What part of your body helps you keep your balance?
Your core.
Which actress starred in the controversial American Eagles' Gene's ad?
Jean's ad.
Oh, she did me, sweetie.
All right, got that in.
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on our headphones and stuff, Ashley, here's a question for you.
What serial mascot?
Do you think would be the main face on a cereal Mount Rushmore?
Yeah, my wife and I were actually kind of having this debate the other day.
Really?
And not going to lie, there's a wolf.
Yes.
Okay, so I know.
We might have been smoking some 420 anyways.
Yes.
So I made some peanut butter cookies, and I'm like, let's make them extra teeny
so we can eat them as cereal.
And then we were like, well, who would be a better president?
So I was like, well, there's this gray wolf on the cookie cereal.
And I don't know his name.
I don't know the name of the cereal, but that's him right there.
A gray wolf.
That's interesting.
I mean, I would figure it would be a popular one like Cap and Crunch.
Hey.
Count Chocula.
Yeah, something like that.
But you say the gray wolf from whatever weird cereal you were eating.
I don't know.
It's a cookie crisps.
That's cookie crisps.
It's a meat crisp cereal.
I don't know the name of the wolf, though.
I didn't know that was a wolf.
Okay, cool.
A cookie crisp wolf, okay.
Poor dude.
I know.
Victoria, what's cereal mask?
Scott, do you think, would be the main face on a cereal Mount Rushmore?
I'm not, when you said cereal, I thought you've been, like, just like a cereal, like a cereal, like, a cereal you eat.
Like, like, buddy or something?
Yeah, I was very confused for a thing.
Like breakfast cereal.
Oh, yeah, that makes more sense.
Not murderos.
Maybe.
Mothery pebbles.
Oh.
The tiger.
No, no, no, no.
The guy from Rice Krispie Treats.
Those are the snap, crackle, and pop.
Yeah.
Those are those little guys.
guys.
Yeah, Tony the tiger is a tiger.
Yeah, my bad.
My cereos are all mixed up.
What about two cans'am?
Oh, that's a good one.
The bee from Cheerios.
Nobody cares about that bee.
Yeah, they do.
Huntingette Cheerios, man.
Those rock.
Popular cereal, yeah, but nobody thinks of the bee.
I think of the bee.
I mean, I do.
I would get his tattoo.
Okay.
Ew.
All right, here we go.
Victoria, 30 seconds,
there's many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, don't know,
just say pass.
And you have to beat Ashley.
I'll write to win.
And Ashley, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Dang, I forgot.
Yeah.
Okay, go.
Who famously said,
Catch me outside.
How about that?
That's funny to say.
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay.
Which country has the tallest people on average?
I don't know that either.
Which is faster?
The speed of light or the speed of sound?
Oh, light.
What part of your body helps you keep your balance?
None of it.
Which actors starred in the controversial American Eagles jeans ad?
Excuse me.
What is the unit for measuring electric?
power. Oh,
dang it.
Yeah, I don't know.
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard.
And see how you guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer, Gabby.
Ashley got three correct.
Victoria got two.
Dang it.
Ashley, congratulations.
Be Victoria.
That's hard.
The floor is clean.
Yes, you did.
Okay, I didn't do anything, girl.
I was just giving you the question.
Let's get the answers now with Nina.
The person that famously said, catch me outside.
How about that?
Dr. Phil episode is
bad, does she go by bad baby
but it's spelled bad Bobby?
It's bad baby. It's bad baby.
Danielle Bregoli.
Oh.
Why you said it?
He remembers.
What you're going to do? You're just going to
fight everybody in the audience?
You're just going to fight everybody in the audience,
huh?
Daniel Bergoly,
what are you thinking?
Oh my gosh. That's really good.
How many times did you play that on the radio?
I was a miss.
The country with the tall
people on average is the Netherlands. Their
average height is 5'9.
The speed of light is
faster than the speed of sound. The
inner ear is actually the part of your body that
helps keep your balance. So like
when people get, what's that one? Vertigo.
That's like when the inside of your ear is off
and you're just like off balance.
Sidney Sweeney is the actress that started in the
controversial American Eagles jeans ad and
the unit for measuring electric power is
lots. Ah, dang it.
First day is all.
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Because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the 12 first-day follow-ups of Christmas
as voted on by you.
Yeah!
We'll count down all the way to the number one first-date follow-up that you voted on.
Hannah is on the phone today for a first-day follow-up.
She's getting ghosted by a dude named Luke, so in a few minutes, we're going to call
him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her.
But first, Hannah, how long has it been busy to hear from Luke?
It's been about a week.
I texted them a couple times, but nothing.
just radio silence really so did you feel like you were going to hear from him was the date good
no no it's so weird because he was texting me right after the date like that was fun we should do it
again and now poof absolutely nothing why don't you tell us about the date oh okay so here's the deal
we went on for sushi which i love i thought it was a super solid start even let me pick out the
restaurant, which was cool.
I didn't think that a guy
who doesn't like raw fish would suggest
sushi, but cool.
We ended up ordering way
too much food.
It was kind of a mess
that we were both just like cracking jokes
about it, especially when he nearly
flung a piece of sashini across the table
trying to use the justice.
Yeah, it was cute.
So afterwards, we went for a walk, which was really
sweet. It was chill,
low key and it it just felt like we were on the same wavelength you know yeah flinging sushi and
you know sweet conversation so why do you think you're getting ghosted then oh man honestly i don't
know because i thought it went really really great there was just like something about him you're so
funny but maybe i messed up when i paid for dinner behind us back the bill was just way more than we
expected and I had ordered
a really fancy sockie and
Wagyu advertiser
without even digging about it and I felt
bad so when he got up
to use the bathroom I just went ahead
and paid for the whole thing
so when he came back
I told him it wasn't a big deal
I'd marry you
doesn't sound like a reason to ghost you at all
right I mean I can afford it
but he seemed like
kind of irritated
He kept saying, you know, I could have paid for that.
And I tried to explain that it didn't mean anything.
I just felt guilty for ordering the expensive stuff, like, unconsciously.
But maybe he thought that I was implying that he couldn't afford it or something.
I didn't really need it like that.
I was just trying to do something nice.
But now I'm wondering if it, like, came off totally wrong.
Well, did he say thank you?
Did, like, aside from the fact that he's like, I could pay for it too, was he appreciative of it?
No, he did.
And just like, it just like shift a divide like a little bit.
But like not enough to, like we still were planning on hanging out again.
We both had talked about how it was fun.
So I don't know.
Maybe it's one of those weird old school type of things, you know, where it feels like a guy's got to pay or something.
Or maybe he didn't even have the option because you did it behind his back too for whatever reason again.
Like Jubil said, I would marry you.
Right.
I mean, a girl who can take care of herself.
What's their not to like?
Right.
You need a date a new school dude
who use you for everything your word.
Fries different.
You're looking for a pole cleaner?
If you're just joining us for today's first date,
follow up, Hannah is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by Luke,
so we're about to call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her
and maybe get her another date.
But first, Hannah, why don't you refresh our memory on your date?
Okay, we went out for this super fun sushi date,
but I ended up paying at the end
because I thought I'd order two extensive things
so I'm worried if that's why he disappeared.
Okay.
I mean, I don't know.
I could see some guy being like,
I don't want to go out with you again
because he wouldn't let me pay.
I could actually see that happening.
Well, because he's probably like if he's thinking like,
okay, well, what do I have to bring to the table
or like somehow feeling bad about it.
I don't know.
We'll see.
You ready for us to call him?
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
Here we go.
Hello.
Hello?
Hi, man, I speak to Luke, please.
Uh, this is the Jubal show.
It's a radio show.
Hi, I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
And my name's Jubal.
What's up?
How are you?
I'm sorry.
Is it like a prank or something?
No, it's not, actually.
We're calling you for a different reason.
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't expect you to call me.
Okay.
Well, we're calling you today because you're ghosting somebody
and we do a segment on the show called the first day follow-up.
You know, where if you go on a date with someone
and then you end up ghosting them,
that person can email us to ask you why you're ghosting them.
So do you know who would have emailed us about you?
I am guessing this is about Hannah, right?
right yes you got a correct congratulations you've won nothing so far are you ghosting her
i'm i'm not like ghosting her intentionally uh i don't know it the date was super fun she's
super cool but it was it was honestly it was just something that happened after okay so you
are ghosting her intentionally she said she texted you and you didn't call her back so
Um, yeah, so, uh, yeah, here's, okay, okay, but why? Yeah.
so uh the deal is uh so uh you know after our day it was it was really good and uh my buddy uh andrew so i was
telling him about it and uh you know staying so she paid for the meal and i you know behind my back
and i don't know i just thought it was kind of weird so i'm telling him about it and uh he actually
see a picture of her and i showed him a picture and he just started cracking up and uh
it uh turns out that he went out with hannah too
oh okay
you don't want to go because of that
no no no no no it's not it's not only that
it was that she did like the same exact thing with him
they went to like a steakhouse
and got all like this expensive stuff
and like behind his back she paid without telling him
and and then he was saying that like happened a bunch of times
and he said in his words that by the end he felt like she was treating him like some sort of boy toy that she could like you know control with her money
oh okay and you don't want to be a boy toy is that what she's doing though or is that just i mean i don't know
it's like nice that she wants to treat you maybe not every single time but do you think that she
was making you feel like a boy toy at all luke when you were out with her
I mean, I'm not going to, like, jump to that conclusion, but it just, like, it felt weird, you know?
Like, it just felt really weird.
Oh.
Wow.
So because I'm too generous, I'm getting ghosted.
Casey, forgot, Luke, that's Hannah.
Hannah's on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.
Ah.
Oh, Hannah.
Hey, how are you doing?
Oh, hi, Luke.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was making you feel like my personal sugar baby.
Seriously, look, I obviously had no idea that Andrew was your friend.
Also, Andrew seems like super okay with the fact that I was paying for a lot of things.
I have a nice job.
He seems grateful.
This is, this is to me.
I mean, yeah, I mean, that's Andrew, of course.
buying something but it just like sounded like a pattern and I don't know I didn't want to get
wrapped up in this whole like you're paying for everything and I'm just along for the right thing
I mean that's not it at all I'm just you know trying to not seem like a money grubbing woman
myself I have a nice job so I wanted to get what I wanted to get without feeling guilty so
what isn't that a nice thing that I could take care of myself
Yeah, but I mean, like, you know, I can take care of myself too.
And it just feels weird that you're just paying for everything.
I don't know, it just feels really weird.
And I don't, I don't know, it just like you do it behind my back.
Cool game.
Well, that's fine.
I'll find somebody who's hot and proud to be with a woman who can also take care of them.
But wait, Hannah, what is it about paying for your men every time you go out with them that's, like, so important to you?
Like, what is it about paying behind their back and, like, doing it every time that you like?
Not doing it every time.
I just don't want to feel like I'm beholden to a man because I want really nice things.
And I'm not expecting anybody to pay for that when they don't really know me yet, you know?
But, you know, that.
I mean, this is so weird that you're thinking I'm going to be beholden.
I don't laugh.
Yeah, honestly, you're just missing out.
You didn't even get to the part where I buy you clothes yet.
You know?
I want a man.
I want a man who adores me.
And it's secure enough to, you know, be okay with that.
I mean, I could buy my own clothes.
It's insane that I could buy my own clothes.
It makes you sound like I can't do this.
Well, I mean, you could really, really use a stylist and some new clothes because, man, that outfit was not really impressed me.
But I'm done trying to impress someone who,
It's scared off by a little generosity.
Well, Luke, would you like another date with Hannah?
We'll pay for it.
I don't even need you.
That's true.
We shouldn't pay for it.
I don't think I could, you know, I guess survive a whole wardrobe overhaul to, you know,
to refer to a pretty woman made.
So I don't think so.
All right.
Well, no hard feelings, though.
Good luck.
Finding someone who won't spoil you too much.
Okay, baby boy.
How would you like to make almost $10,000 of extra money per week doing only about 10 minutes of work?
I would love that.
It's the Jubal show.
And no, this isn't some infomercial for how you could become a bejillionaire overnight.
There's one guy in Australia who's making international headlines this morning because of his new side hustle.
And it's something that anybody can do.
Anybody?
I'm listening.
Do you have any secrets that you think you'll take to the grade?
Dave?
Ooh.
Well, now you don't have to.
All thanks to Australia's Bill Edgar, who's the world's first coffin confessor.
Oh, coffin confessor.
What a title.
The job he has is he attends people's funerals and reveals personal secrets to their loved ones for a fee of about $8,000.
Oh, my.
He's hired to share final thoughts that the dying person wants told it their farewell, even if that means revealing shocking truths.
Yes.
He says it gives the person a chance to speak when they can't anymore.
more. And the service is meant to give closure, but it also risks complicating grief for others.
He says one of the most popular things he's asked to do by someone before they die is to poke their
body with a pin.
Oh.
I don't know why that's a thing.
To make sure they're dead.
Yes.
I have no idea.
But here are some of the things that he's had to share at funerals.
It's pretty ridiculous some of the things that people wanted him to do.
At one man's funeral, he had to share this with everyone.
Margaret, he loved you dearly.
but those casseroles, he was feeding them to the neighbor's cat.
Also, the church's potlucks, the lasagna is stofers.
So he added her to the whole church, too.
I mean, isn't that kind of funny?
That's, like, kind of cute.
Like, I want my babe to know that I still find this hilarious, even though I'm gone.
Like, why do they think he's the worst person in the world?
Like, it's just somebody's dying wish.
We're talking about a guy in Australia who's making almost $8,000 a week for,
for a side hustle by being
what's called a coffin confessor. He goes to funerals
and shares secrets that the
person who has passed away
wants to be told at their funeral. Another
one that he had was from a guy
at his funeral he wanted to share
the truth about his tattoo.
For 17 years
everybody assumed that the guy had
live, laugh, love
in cursive on his back
but it was blurry tattoo.
It turns out and he had to share this with everybody
at the funeral. The tattoo said live,
laugh lube.
He got it
during his bachelor party
from a drunk stripper
and nobody did it.
This sounds like a fun
job. Doesn't it? Sound like it would be
pretty fun. I also feel like it'd be really easy
to scam people. He'd be like, where's
Uncle George? Found him
well and then you could just make something out.
You start drama from the grave? You can't
verify it. They're dead.
Another man let his wife
know some shocking news
that they ended up canceling their first wedding
because he had a torn ACL, right?
The guy that passed away.
But at the funeral,
he had to reveal that the husband
faked the torn ACL for the first wedding
because he wasn't sure he wanted to marry her.
Oh, that's a terrible fake.
But he did go through with it after all,
and he added that he's glad he went through with it.
Honestly, this is perfect,
because if you can't get everything off your chest,
you just do it when you're dead.
And then...
That would be dope, because you could mess with so many.
people after you're gone all through this guy
who's making $8 grand
every single time he does this.
Would you want to know that though?
Yeah, I don't care. I'm dead.
We're talking about
a guy in Australia who's
the world's first coffin confessor.
He charges about $8,000 to talk to a person
before they pass away and then goes to the funeral
and shares the things that they wanted
him to share. Another woman who had 10 children
had this guy list in order
from 10 to 1, her favorite kids.
Yes. She also had reasons
Why?
You know, they say nobody's your favorite?
She's like, nope, I'll tell you guys exactly.
Who was my favorite kid?
Oh my gosh, doesn't the will just usually tell you that?
No.
I want this to happen, but I also want you more like a roast,
and I want this man to bring,
I want this man to roast me at my funeral just for the laugh.
Another person wanted this guy to let his brother know
at the funeral that he had seen his search history.
Then he had to proceed and show everybody the weird things
that the guy's brother was searching on the internet at the funeral.
I'm going to get you one last time, sucker.
Yeah.
And another woman had him share this with her family at her funeral.
To my family, it was never the router.
You weren't hacked.
I changed the password once a week just so I could watch you all freak out.
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day with Nina's What's Trending.
Have you ever wanted to be famous?
You want your name put in a book that will be read for years and years to come.
You can do that.
It depends on the book.
I think.
Well, I think you'd be open to this book.
The Guinness World Records.
The Guinness Book of World Records.
I've always wanted to try to set a world record.
Well, there's 70 unclaimed records at the moment that are trending because there are people
now that are open to the idea of trying to conquer them.
Here's just a few of them as an idea.
400 meter sack race.
You could.
They haven't done that already?
I have not done that.
The farthest distance to bounce a coin into a cup.
So all you have to do is just do it.
Just do it.
But what is the farthest?
Then you have to have them.
come. Yeah. It's a lot of document it
and do all this. There's a lot of work to get them out there to do that.
But once they do it, you are going to be put
in that book and remembered forever, I guess.
If anyone reads it.
How about this one? The most high fives
in 30 seconds.
That hasn't been done?
No.
Do you just get two people who are
on like five hour energy and get it
in the first minute. Like the first thing.
The fastest time to make a burrito
and the fastest time to build a five-story
playing card pyramid. I mean, these are very
doable. I tried to do something for that years.
and years and years ago, too,
and it was tough to get them out there.
I want to be the first person to broadcast on a radio show
while running a marathon.
Oh.
And they weren't into it.
Why?
I thought it was a good idea.
You got to show a little skin, Jubes.
Maybe that's it.
You know?
Hey.
Give them a little.
Yeah.
Here comes a Guinness book running.
Yeah.
Trying to keep up with Jubal.
It was also hard to try to figure out how to actually do that, you know?
I was going to ask.
I was like broadcast while you're running.
You need like a mic.
But you also need, like, power to keep the thing running.
No, you would just need your phone.
You would just be called in.
We would be here in the studio.
You would be through the phone line, and you would be running on the phone.
Yeah, but it was more like you were on the microphone doing a radio show.
Yeah.
Okay, well, figure that part out first and then call.
Maybe that's why they weren't into it.
I didn't know how it would work.
Yeah, that's probably part of it.
That's definitely part of it.
This is very clear.
If you want your chocolate to taste better, there's one thing you can do.
I mean, chocolate is already transformative.
But now, if you eat chocolate while,
listening to this specific song
called the Sweetest Melody. According to science,
chocolate now will taste
better. Listen to this song while
you eat it. It's called Sweetest Melody.
And this will make
chocolate taste better? Yes.
Because this particular scientist
reviewed 60 years of research
with multi-sensory integration.
So this song is all designed
with sonic qualities proven to affect
flavor with pitch tempo and harmony.
I asked Victoria for chocolate. She didn't have any
because I wanted to try it.
Yeah, no, but I just rather have chocolate granola.
Grabed it right now with that.
Take a bite. See how it tastes.
Is it going to send you to another world?
Let's see if it tastes better than it normally does.
Victoria's chewing, shaking.
I mean, no?
Just really sets the mood, you know?
It tastes really good, and I'm hungry.
It's relaxing.
I think it's relaxing.
You can be completely relaxed, and it's just a moment between you and the chocolate.
Let the chocolate melt in your mouth.
The song is the length of how long it takes for a piece of chocolate to melt in your mouth.
I don't have patience for that.
Which is like 65 seconds.
Nope, 64 seconds.
I ate that a lot faster.
So, search sweetest melody and take a bite.
That's what's trending.
Jubils.
Dirty little secret.
On the new hits 106.1.
Hello.
Hey.
Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
I do.
I've gotten myself in a little bit of trouble.
Uh-oh.
Okay, what happened?
Exciting.
So I accidentally sent a naughty pick, if you will.
Thank you.
Uh, to my ex.
Oh.
That was an accident?
Are you sure?
I know.
I swear it was an accident.
Um, and let me explain.
So basically, I was out of town last week, uh, on a work trip.
And long story short, my, I have a current boyfriend.
So I'm dating someone right now, but my boyfriend and my ex have the same name.
Oh, that's weird.
Girl, you know what's the purpose?
I can't make things up.
You know what I mean?
It's like you can't play with how destiny works, right?
Sure.
But it just so happens they have the same name.
And I knew, of course, at the time, I really probably should have deleted my ex's number from my phone or blocked him or whatever.
But I just never had the heart too.
I don't know if it feels just so fun.
final that I just, I never did. And now it's coming and biting me in the butt because basically
last week when I was out of town, I was out with my coworkers. We were having a good time. And you know
when you're out with coworkers and drinks are free and you kind of drink a little more than you should
and you're in a good mood and you're out of town and you're, I don't know. And I was in the bathroom
and I was kind of feeling it. And I was like, okay, I want to send my, my boyfriend a dirty text.
and the line in the bathroom was like really long the girls were kind of like there was only like two stalls and they were like rushing me so I just I quickly did it come to find out I sent it to the wrong the wrong person did your ex respond oh yeah he did and now we're talking again oh and well divide intervention right and of course like I don't know if I should keep talking to him of course of course I should keep talking to him of course
It's sort of as like...
Girl, you have a boyfriend.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
But this is why it's my dirty secret.
Yeah, man.
It could have been a sign.
Somebody pushing you towards your ex
to say, you're with the wrong one.
And then you go back to the other.
The wrong one.
What?
I mean, yeah, you can keep talking to him.
Just tell your boyfriend.
Oh.
Yeah.
And then what?
And what do you think's going to happen there?
Bye.
So you're trying to her a lie?
Oh, no, I wasn't telling her to lie, but...
Oh, no.
Yeah, you were.
Yeah, kind of.
Just like a little bit.
Trust me, I'm in a situation here for better or for worse, but that is my dirty little
secrets.
Well, thank you for telling us.
Good luck.
Wish me luck.
Okay.
Good luck.
What's your dirty little secret?
Text Jubal to 41061.
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What are the cycles
fathers pass down that sons are left to heal?
What if being a man wasn't about holding it all together, but learning how to let go?
This is a space where men speak truth and find the power to heal and transform.
I'm Mike De La Rocha. Welcome to Sacred Lessons.
Listen to Sacred Lessons on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Dr. Lari Santos from the Happiness Lab here.
It's the season of giving. And this year, my podcast,
The Happiness Lab, is partnering with Give Directly, a nonprofit that provides people in extreme
poverty with the cash they need as part of the Pods Fight Poverty campaign.
Our goal this year is to raise $1 million, which will bring over 700 families out of extreme poverty.
Your donation will put cash directly in the hands of these families in need, and they'll get
to decide how to use it, whether that's school transportation, purchasing livestock, or starting
a business. Plus, if you're a first-time donor, your gift will be met.
by giving multiplier, which means more money for those in need.
Visit give directly.org slash happiness lab to learn more and to donate.
That's give directly.org slash happiness lab.
The show was ahead of its time to represent a black family in ways the television hadn't shown before.
Exactly.
It's Talma Hopkins, also known as Aunt Rachel.
And I'm Kelly Williams or Laura Winslow.
On our podcast, welcome to the family with Telma and Kelly.
We're rewatching every episode of Family Matters.
We'll share behind-the-scenes stories about making the show.
Yeah, we'll even bring in some special guests to spill some tea.
Listen to Welcome to the Family with Telma and Kelly on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hi, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally.
And I'm Hurricane DeBolu.
On our new podcast Health Stuff, we demystify your burning health questions.
You'll hear us being completely honest about her own health.
My residency colon was like a cry for help, honestly.
And you'll hear candid advice and personal stories from experts who want to make health care more human.
I feel like I never felt like I truly belonged in medicine.
We want to make health less confusing and maybe even a little fun.
Find health stuff on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
This is an IHeart podcast.
Guaranteed human.
