First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from December 22nd, 2025
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I got my finger bit by a squirrel while tossing a coffee cup into a parking garage trash can and had to call in sick to work.
My boss didn't believe me.
It's the jubal show.
That's pretty question.
Do you imagine?
No.
I feel like, ah, really?
That's a text message we got in at 41061 because there's a trend going viral of people sharing the reasons they had to have.
to call out sick for work
that were so crazy
that their boss didn't believe
that they weren't actually fake
which sucks because
you know when you call into work
when you're feeling fine
and you just want to take the day off
it's always stressful right
you're like they're gonna know I'm lying
but when you actually have to call in sick
and it's a ridiculous excuse
like a squirrel bit my fingertip
how do you even say that
are you panicked or you matter of fact
saying well I won't be in today
despite my finger
I would rather just make up something else
I'm like man I got a cold
I'm not telling anybody
that a squirrel attacked me while I was throwing away a coffee cup.
Remember that viral video of that kid?
John, bit my sick.
Text in 4106-1.
Have you had to call him sick to work for a ridiculous reason?
And we'll go over some of the top responses right now from this trend.
One says, I was once late to work because I was glued into my apartment.
How?
Whoa.
They replaced the carpet in the common hallway overnight and were a little too enthusiastic with the glue by my door.
Stop.
I had to wait until mate.
They were glued inside their apartment all day long.
And their boss didn't believe them that they were glued in.
Guys, I won't be here tomorrow.
I'm going to be glued in my house.
If you want to call on sick to work, there's the mensful for you.
Just tell them you got glued into your apartment all day.
Another person said that my grandparents had a medical emergency years ago where one got stuck on the toilet.
And then the other tried to help.
And then they both fell.
and I called my employer
but my employer didn't believe me
because it sounded like an S&L skit.
They fell and they can't get up.
That's life when you get older, man,
trying to help them off the toilet
because they can't get off the toilet
and you both fall.
And now your grand kid has to call in sick to work for it.
I feel like anything that has to do with grandparents.
That's like a freebie, like yes, take off work.
Like, I...
Someone else said they worked in retail 15 years ago
and a guy called in sick to say he had a nightmare
and didn't think he'd be able to go
back to sleep and come in to work five hours later he was planning ahead thinking smart
my nephew will not go to school on night so he has nightmares too really yeah i mean he's five
he needs to sleep we're going over some of the most ridiculous reasons that people have called
in sick to work that were actually true but their bosses didn't believe them one says i was
running a shift and had a girl calling sick saying she was too distraught to work because
because Zane had left one direction.
Oh, that, I feel like that was kind of like,
when my grandma really did pass,
I ended up crying into work being like, hey, like, I can't come in.
My boss did not believe me, like fully,
and I was bawling on the phone.
And I'm like, girl.
And they didn't believe you about that?
No, and she was like,
Victoria, I can't hear you.
What are you saying?
So are you coming into work?
Like, I don't understand what you're doing right now.
I was like, no, I'm not coming into work right now.
And she goes, oh, okay.
I was like, thanks, Jessica.
I'm fine.
and thanks for asking.
Yeah, my family will be okay.
Then you should have said what this person said.
They said, I had to call in one time because my stairs were gone.
What drugs were they on?
It says, of course, it was a huge violation by the condo,
but they had no way out of their second story.
I'm sorry, that's real.
Somehow the condo removed the stairs overnight, it says.
I want that to happen to me.
It said their boss demanded photos to show proof that they had no stairs to get out of their place.
Well, that is a little questionable.
Yeah, I don't think I'd believe that either.
I know.
I'd be like, did you not go to sleep yet?
Like, is this a party continued or what?
You have a ladder, something?
The rope, jump!
Yeah.
Someone once said, I once had an employee call to say they'd be late because a plane
hit their car.
Oh.
It turns out they lived next to a small private airfield,
and a drunk pilot was coming into land and mistook the road for the open runway.
What?
Oh, my gosh.
How do you mistake that?
There's cars on the road.
There's nothing on a runway.
And somebody didn't believe that.
That's too specific.
Right.
To be fake.
Yeah, the more specific you got with that, I'd be like, okay, yeah, you're cool.
It'd be obviously not lying.
If it's just a cough, I might question it.
Right, right.
Another person said they had to call in sick to work because they dropped a frozen turkey on their bare foot.
Hey, man, have you done that?
That hurts.
Have you done that?
Yes.
I was still walking and it was fine.
But it hurts, and my whole toll went black.
Another person said they had to call and stick to work.
once because they got fake nails for the first time for a wedding and they were in the shower
exfoliating their face and they stuck one of the fake nails up their nose on accident and
sliced their nose and it was bleeding a ton and then from that moment on they were called
Edward Cisorhands at work for the rest of the time they worked there it's another jubble phone
frame day mornings on the 20s
Y'all, what's up? This is donk.
I'm sorry, hello?
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, you know what I'm saying?
Is this Shelby?
Yeah, I'm sorry, who is this?
It's donk.
Donk.
Yeah, Paul, Dunkler, most people call me donk, though.
I'm the entertainment for the work holiday party that you planned.
Right, great. I am in front of my computer, so you can go ahead.
What do you need?
Yeah, I'll say I'm just, because you, um,
So I'm playing the role of Santa for your work party.
And I just wanted to know, like, music selection and the genre of music you'd like me to get down to.
And then also, like, should have I should bring the elf on the shelf with me.
I don't know if you saw that.
Actually, I didn't realize that came included.
I think that's really nice.
Yeah, I mean, probably just regular Christmas is fine.
You know, I don't know if you have, like, a mix.
Okay.
um well all right i guess i could put together a routine with some christmas classics um okay that sounds
cool um so the elf on the shelf like should i you do you see that um yeah i think the standard
christmas is fine but what did you mean with the routine you know do you have like a certain
way that you like people to come up to you well they can just come up with their wands and like
throw them in the G street like you know they can just throw them in there it's fine like i don't have
a problem with that at all they can just approach i'm sorry what do you say g string um well yeah
like of course like unless yeah because i can't go like full donk you know because i could get in
trouble for that so by full donk are you saying um you know what i'm sorry because like that's actually
cool because if i bring the off on the shelf with me like i do a thing where like i'm
make it so it like has a shelf to sit on if you know what I mean and that's like a crowd pleaser
oh my god have I booked a stripper are you a stripper you're not a stripper I looked at
options I um I am not a stripper now okay all right because that like term I find degrading
so I'm a dancer like you know I'm not stickler about much but like I do like to be called
a dancer because I put a lot of art into my craft um work into my craft I do a lot of stuff
I'm sorry, you know, this is a work party, right?
Like, I booked you to sit on a chair and do people come over and say, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Yeah, and they will, like, there is a portion where I sit down and people can come sit on my lap, you know, and, like, tell me what they want for the holidays.
Like, I'll tell them if they've been naughty or nice or whatever, you know what I mean.
Most people are naughty, by the way.
This is not what I intended to book.
I absolutely, this is a work party, and you have to keep your clothes on.
Do you have an option where you keep your clothes on?
so are we like negotiating then for the full donk like is that what's going on
no we are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk okay we are i have booked a santa
a regular santa a santa that could be in front of children but will not be but still
passably santa you know what i also do i do this thing to rudolph the red nose ranger where
i put like a red nose somewhere and people love that dude um okay yeah that sounds
interesting um but you know what actually um just no i'm going to cancel this thank you so much i do
have to let you know that um that we don't offer any refunds so like like you can't get your money
back but i guess i just i just said you don't want the don't want the don'tc at your party you
don't want don't clause at your party i do not want don't clause at my holiday party would
order a stripper santa to a office party your co-worker angela
What?
Because she's the one who set you up for this phone prank.
This is actually Jubel from the Jubel show doing a phone prank on you, and your co-worker Angela set you up.
Oh, my, my.
She said that you've been stressed out planning this holiday party and you hired a Santa the other day and she wanted to mess with you.
Absolute bitch.
Are you kidding me?
So no full donk then or what?
Still confused.
No.
No.
Wake up every morning with jubel phone pranks.
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So, scientists are studying something called grumpy old man syndrome.
It's a real thing.
And apparently it turns out that it's something that men go through similar to PMS, but it's called IMS, Iritable Male Syndrome.
It's a lesser known condition affecting men that mirrors similar aspects of PMS.
So you might not be having cramps and stuff, but you're experiencing hormonal fluctuation.
and mood and behavioral changes.
Allegedly, yes.
They're still studying it to fully understand it
because we've known that men's hormonal cycle.
You know, they'll be like,
men get there like time of the month too.
And I've always been like, yeah, right.
But apparently we do.
Well, it's been interesting to see,
like, there's this one person that I follow on social media.
It's this guy that talks about men's hormones
with the intention of helping women communicate with men better
and, like, at what time?
So if a man's cycle is 24 hours,
he was trying to explain that there's usually about 5 p.m.
the time that you shouldn't be trying to communicate
with them because of whatever
it's been happening in the day. Like, you need to
decompress and, like, give them that moment
to re-regulate. That makes sense.
Around 5 o'clock, I'm usually talked out.
I just don't want to talk to anybody around then
until, like, maybe, like, seven.
Well, it's like, if you're just coming home and somebody's coming...
And I always talk to Victoria around that time.
I was going to say that usually... It's like a very
quick conversation, and let's, like, keep it going.
She always calls me to go over show stuff for the next day.
Yeah. And I'm always like,
damn, I don't call Victoria right now.
I don't know, and I'm like, I know you don't know, but I, we need to pick.
We're going to have to figure it out.
That's a conversation, even though you guys are not romantically involved.
That happens a lot in couples because if a man's coming home, the woman's like, guess what?
Guess what?
Or, oh my gosh, and wants to talk to her person, understandable.
But this guy's like, don't do that because the man needs to recalibrate himself, like, hormonally.
I don't know.
It was really interesting.
I was super in on it because I was like, ooh, tell me more.
I mean, like, I'm going to snap on Victoria today when we have our show call later.
I can just play with.
Sorry about that, period.
I bet you, well, that's not a great excuse for that, okay?
It always happens this time of day.
Okay, but also, you men don't get to abuse IMS.
We're still at work all the time with PMS, so you're good.
And why don't they have cramps?
Because they don't have what we have.
Well, yeah, but I have cramps.
I think they should also have cramps.
I agree with you.
And they do have machines.
We do.
We get head cramps from the conversations at five.
Okay, not the same.
But.
My brain cramps up.
He gets off the phone with me and he says, God, that was James.
I need some might all.
But they do have those cramp inducers.
I think you can get them on Amazon.
Oh, really?
Because a lot of people are like, I'm feeling this.
I want you to feel it too.
They'll actually give you the same type of cramps.
And they'll give you these like little electronic things that like click to your body.
Sure.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Oh my gosh.
But I've never taken that away from any woman.
No, you have.
I get it.
I would hate to have that kind of thing.
Well, dude was actually very empathetic.
He looks at everybody's like, man, that sucks.
I'm sorry.
It sucks so much to have to do.
Like, I've always been understanding of that because I think about it.
For me, I'm like, if that happened to my body once a month, I would be a mess.
Yeah.
Like, I wouldn't even want to do this whole thing anymore.
I'd be like, dude, every single month is going to happen.
I'm not going to stay here that long.
I'm tired of this.
This is terrible.
My allergies act up constantly during the day.
Like, I have the, I'm like, I just can't do this anymore.
My allergies.
Like, imagine if I was having cramps and things are, no.
Your cramps and your allergies, what would you do?
And this is why women have them and men don't.
Exactly.
Because we have a higher pain tolerance and threshold for this.
that kind of stuff.
Oh,
yikes.
I'm not all.
My pain.
Just because it's how it was worked out in the world.
Anyway,
this is lame.
Tatiana is on the phone today for it to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend,
Matt, of four years,
might be messing around,
so we'll see if we can help her out.
Tatiana, sorry you have to come on the show this way,
but what's up?
Why do you think Matt's cheating?
Hi.
Yeah.
Well, so we've had a lot of ups and downs
throughout the time we've been together,
and I kind of suspected
he was cheating in the past,
but I hadn't really been able to catch him or to have proof,
but now I think I definitely do.
This past Christmas, he got one of the,
he got us as one of this really fancy fridges.
Honestly, it was more of an I'm sorry gift
because we got into a huge fight earlier that month.
So I think that this was his way of saying, I'm sorry.
He went to a strip club and stayed out all night and didn't tell me.
Oh, okay.
That was fun.
that was fun for me
but honestly the fridge is
really cool it's one of those
you know like those smart
fridges and it has like
the screen and
oh yeah those are dope
it feels very fancy
like we've used it for our calendars
and whatnot but
it also has another
feature where
I guess you can
pair your phone with it
and get text messages
through it to your refrigerator
yeah they have that
for like washers and dryers too
and I'm like, I don't give my washer and draw
my phone number because I don't want him to bug me at
you know, probably a good idea.
But anyway, so you have
you have a paired with your phone or his phone
or something?
No, it's not paired with my phone, but it
is paired with his.
Okay.
Moron.
I clotted to the max.
I'm cooking last
week and in the kitchen
and all of a sudden this message pops
up that says you better get over here when you can see you tonight baby oh on the refrigerator
i see okay what you got inside from where you got cake i'm just i'm getting carried on it too i'm
like was it a text from the washer yeah i know not to make fun of the situation no i know i'm sorry
okay that's crazy okay did it say who it was from and all that no i didn't i didn't check that it
disappeared pretty quickly, but like, of course I was, my heart just dropped, but I kind
of figured that like, this is a sign, you know? I, we've been up and down for years and, like,
I think this is the sign. And, like, maybe it's time for me to officially move on. So I really
need to catch him and get proof. And so I can kick him out into the street.
You didn't ask him about the text that you saw or anything? No, I, that's kind of when I got
on and got in touch with you guys. Okay. I'm Stefan Curry. And this is
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Have you ever listened to those true crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers?
And what is this?
How is that not a story we all know?
What's this?
Where is that?
Why is it wet?
Boy, do we have a show for you?
From Smartless Media, Campside Media, and Big Money Players comes Crimeless.
Join me, Josh Dean, investigative journalists.
And me, Rory Scoville, comedian, as we celebrate the amazing creativity of the world's dumb.
criminals. We'll look into some of the
silliest ways folks have broken the laws.
Honestly, it feels more like
a high-level prank than a crime.
Who catfishes a city?
And meets some memorable anti-heroes.
There are thousands of angry, horny
monkeys. Clap, if you think,
she's a witch. And it freaks you out.
He has X-ray vision. How could I not follow him?
Honestly, I got to follow me. He can see right
through me.
Listen to Crimless on the I-Heart
Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
you get your podcast.
Hey everybody, it's Chuck and Josh from the Stuff
You Should Know podcast, and it's that time of year again
when we knuckle down to do our annual holiday episodes.
We collected our best past classic holiday episodes
and compiled them into a 12 Days of Christmas Toys playlist
that the whole family can enjoy.
That's right. Maybe you missed it the first time we detailed
the history of Beanie Babies, Monopoly, or Yo-Yo's, and a whole lot more.
So listen to the 12 Days of Christmas Toys playlist on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
If you're just joining us for today's To Catch a Cheater, Tatiana is on the phone,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years named Matt might be cheating.
So in a second, we're going to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member at and say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
from our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends those flowers to his girlfriend, Tatiana,
or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Tatiana, why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Yeah, we've been kind of up and down for about four years.
I've suspected that he's been cheating, but I haven't had proof in the past.
But now that he got us this new smart refrigerator that shows text messages,
and he paired his phone with it.
And I saw a text message from someone that says, you better get over here, baby.
So I think that this is finally the proof I need to prove that he's cheating.
So alarming.
You're cooking in your refrigerator tells you this.
So have you felt like he's cheating?
before?
Yeah, but I just haven't, I haven't had proof.
Okay.
And do you don't have a clue of who it could be?
Mm-mm.
Okay.
I don't.
All right, well, are you ready for us to see if we can figure it out?
Yes, I think so, yeah.
Okay.
Hello?
Hey, this is Corbel calling from...
I was looking for our rewards card member named Matt M.
Yeah, this is Matt, what's up?
Hi, Matt, please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations, and thank you for shopping with us.
You're this month's big winner.
Thank you so much.
Really?
Yeah, congratulations.
Oh, oh.
Thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
Rock and roll, thank you.
That's awesome.
What exactly, what do I win?
You won the flowers.
Maybe you weren't aware.
Every single month, we choose one lucky rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
from our brand new floral department.
Absolutely free.
36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolates and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the 50 United States, absolutely free.
It's a $316 value.
Oh, man.
That's sweet.
Awesome.
Thank you.
So all I need from you now is just the first and last name of the person you want to send them to.
And then anything you might want to put on a card.
And then we'll get the address and we will be good to go.
Thank you so much.
All right.
Cool.
Courtney.
You said Courtney?
Yeah.
Great.
And is there any?
Anything you would like to put on a card to Courtney?
Yeah, yeah.
Can we make a note?
It says, I meant what I said last night.
I just don't know what to do.
You deserve these and more.
Great.
And then now I'll let you know that this is actually a radio show.
It's called The Jubal Show.
Yeah, hi, I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
And my name's Jubal, and we do a segment on the show that's called to catch a cheater,
where if you think your significant other might be messing around,
you see who they send flowers to.
And your girlfriend of four years, Tatiana, is actually on the phone.
Mm-hmm.
Wait, what? What? Hold on.
So, um, who's Courtney?
Tessiana? Is she the one that texted? Is she the one that texted? Where are you? Where are you
tonight? Are you coming over, baby?
What, what the f*** is going on? Tettiana, what is going on? What is that going?
You tell me, you tell me, who is Courtney? Why are you sending flowers to a woman in Courtney and not to me?
how
but did you go through my phone
is that what this is
so you're just a snooping through my phone
you have no right
to go through my text messages
I think you're
oh my God
you're such a
moron
I didn't have to go through your phone
because you paired your phone
with the fissurator
so I saw all the text messages
that come through your phone
on the fridge
listen this Courtney
she's a girl at work
you know this is all
we joke around
you know she's like
you know you've
to like work wife like she's my that's why we say
seriously baby it's just
we have a work thing we're going to a work thing
it's just though it's totally a work thing
I got really what it is this is such a lame excuse
even for you I told you about the work thing
I said Courtney I had a work thing
you know what would anyone named Courtney
yeah I do yeah Courtney yeah
she just said she's new
it sounds like you're making that up
so what is she deserving more
just hanging out
just friendship
just a couple friends
work friends
just work friends just a couple of work
this is wild
do you know
do you hear yourself
like this is really wild
you're going to send to your baby
co-worker that she deserves
everything that you gave
and said to her the night before
and more
and flowers
yeah it's all it's just joke
we have like a we have a
we joke and work
we it's all it's all tongue and cheek
like you know it's not
none of it's that's not
but I'm not
this is a redact
What about the text message?
Okay, yeah.
That was just, I was messing around, whatever.
You were messing around.
Dude.
We'll talk about this later.
This is such a, you know what?
I've suspected that something was going on for a while, and now I finally have proof.
Yeah, well, you know what, let me, I'll tell you something.
You know, at least he lets me do what I want and it doesn't scream at me for not being somewhere at a certain time or, you know, if you have to act like mad at something.
You know, these are better than you're bull-h-h-h-to-be-hon.
Okay, so are you admitting it now, then?
You know, yeah, I am admitting it.
But Scorty treats me nice.
Tentziana treats me like all the fucking time.
Mm, geez.
Okay, you know what?
Matt, you're a fucking moron.
And this woman also deserves what, you're actually right.
She does deserve your moronic ass.
And you know what?
I hope that she appreciates.
what little you have to offer and I really hope she doesn't find the fact that you have major
performance issues unless toys are used to be too daunting I wish you all the best mother
you know what when you go fuck yourself oh he hung up Tatiana I'm so I'm sorry I'm so sorry
sucks sorry he doesn't he sounds kind of not awesome right now no yeah no I think thanks guys
I think I
I mean, it sounds like you kind of.
A little bit of a pressure of
there.
Yeah.
It sounds like you might have been ready
to be done with him anyway.
Mm-hmm.
And,
yeah,
I really just needed this push.
Well,
and it helps also
because it validates the fact
that you're not crazy
what you thought was happening was
and now you can do it's best for yourself.
Yeah.
At least you got a dope refrigerator out of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know to keep that thing.
And it's still connected his phone.
So do some damage.
Victoria.
Actually, that's a great idea.
Yeah.
The jubel shows to catch a cheater.
Don't call me stupid.
Oh, right.
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you?
It's time for America's favorite trivia game.
You versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia.
And let's meet today's contestant for you.
Victoria, Lacey.
Hey, Lacey.
Hello.
What are you thinking?
You ready to go?
Yeah, I'm hoping I have what it takes.
Yeah.
Helping you have the oomph.
You think you can oomph, Victoria?
I'm trying to get the oop.
All right.
Here we go.
We're going to see Victoria out of the studio.
And while she's leaving, Lacey, the game is played like this.
You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass.
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay?
All right.
All right, here we go, Lacey.
Your time starts now.
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of two elements.
What are they?
Oh, my gosh.
Pass.
Which country's population is the shortest on average?
China.
What are knockoff of Lubbubu's called?
Pass.
What is a...
is the approximate lifespan of a human red blood cell.
80 years.
Okay, got that.
I don't bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones on and stuff,
here's a question for you, Natalie.
What do you think should absolutely not be sold at Costco in bulk?
Ooh.
Oh, my goodness.
That is hard.
Like, why wouldn't you want it in bulk?
I know. Everything is great at Costco.
Rats?
What? That would be awful.
Any pet, really.
Yeah.
So if you wanted a dog, but you got it at Costco, and it was like a palette of dogs.
Actually, I love that.
I mean, it would be cute, but then you'd have like 50 dogs.
No live pets.
No live pets.
All right.
No live pets.
Victoria, what is one thing you should think should not be sold at Costco in bulk?
Ooh.
I think what should not be sold at Costco.
That's a good question.
Oh, Lexi, I apologize.
I call you Natalie a second ago, my bet.
Your name is Lacey, and I don't know why I did that.
Anyway.
It's Denise.
All right, Natalie number two.
Denise?
Victoria.
Okay, Victoria.
Yeah, Denise.
Should we call Victoria Denise the rest of the game?
Her name is Denise.
She's not Lacey or Natalie.
Your name's not Lacey?
No, I live in Lacey.
Oh, it says Lacey on my phone screen.
Sorry, Denise.
All right, Denise.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God.
Well, hey, you know what?
We don't know how to keep name straight on the Todd show.
That's all right.
All right, Victoria.
Here we go.
30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Jasmine can tell you when to go.
Jasmine, whenever you're ready, tell Berkeley when to go.
Berkeley.
Ready, set, go.
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of two elements.
What are they?
Land and water.
Which country's population is the shortest on average?
Oh, what's the smallest country?
Alaska.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry, that was so much as the first.
You probably want to keep going.
Go, keep going.
What are knockoff of Labubu's called?
I hate this.
Foo-Fu-Fu-Labu-Fu's.
No, I have an extra question.
You sure don't.
Let's sit it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our social media
bracer Gabby.
Victoria's streaking.
Win streaking because she got one corrected
and these got zero.
Yeah.
Congratulations,
Denise,
Victoria.
Yeah, I feel dumb.
Sorry about that.
Also, couldn't keep your names straight.
That was a tough game all around.
These are hard questions.
Nobody's dumb.
These were just hard.
Victoria is also just lucky.
Yeah, let's get the answers now with Nina.
The mass of the earth is mostly made up
of oxygen and iron.
oxygen 30% and iron
32%
Water 70%
La Lansch
30%
The country with the shortest
people on average
is to more or less
or East Timor
The average height of them
is 5'1
I didn't mean to say Alaska
just so we're all clear
I'm not aware
of Alaska's not a country
And the knockoff of
Lububoos are called
Lafou's
Oh you got that one right
And the approximate lifespan of a human
red blood cell is actually 120 days
Oh I was going to guess 70 years
Denise, thank you for playing.
This is Christmas time.
We're counting down the 12 first date follow-ups of Christmas as voted on by you.
Yeah!
We count down all the way to the number one first date follow-up that you voted on.
Brandon is on the phone today for a first date follow-up,
and he's getting ghosted by Caitlin.
So in a few minutes, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him another date.
But first, Brandon, how long has it been since you heard from Caitlin?
Man, it's been probably about a week or so.
Okay.
Okay.
We've been trying to hit her up?
Yeah.
Been trying to text, call, and nothing.
Nothing?
All right.
Well, tell us a little bit about your date.
So we were set up by a mutual friend.
Man, my friend was right.
Caitlin was beautiful and so fun.
And instantly, I was hooked.
So I took her out to just this chill pizza place.
And pretty cool.
They'll let you build your own pizza and put your own top.
and stuff and you get to be, you know, creative with, with your, with your pie.
And that's, that's all cool, but I'm, you know, I'm really more of just like I rode you guys.
So I just did that.
But Caitlin, she actually convinced me to try some burata and prosciutto on my pizza.
And I got a hand at her, it was, it was delicious.
I didn't know what I've been missing out on.
Please tell me you rolled your ours when you ordered that.
I did.
Okay.
I got a throw in a little bit.
I love Italian, so anytime I can say,
Buddha now.
Okay.
I'll throw it in it.
You're really painting a picture now.
Thank you.
No, it was great.
So good.
They were like, well, let's just keep this going.
We grabbed the nightcap.
Got some wine at a place next door.
Fortunately enough, Caitlin loves a good whiskey, too.
So I treated her to an excellent Japanese whiskey.
And that opened the door to talking about travel and our hopes and dreams.
in places we've been, places we'd like to go.
So then after that, I walked her home and actually ended the night with a kiss.
It was, I guess it was a little awkward, but.
It was awkward?
Well, you just like, I went in to kiss her, kiss her cheap, and then, like, she turned,
and I ended up, like, kissing her lips.
And it was kind of an awkward slash funny moment, but cool.
Okay.
Like one of those weird first kiss moments where it's like some, you're kind of kind of dancing, trying to figure out where you're supposed to go with it?
Yeah, yeah.
Like it was kind of a funny moment, but, I mean, it turned into kind of a passionate kiss and we plan to see each other afterwards.
Okay, that's good.
But she hasn't gotten back to you.
What do you think, what do you think the reason is ghosting you?
That's the thing.
I don't know.
Like we had a great date, you know, the pizza was great.
The drinks afterwards were great.
you know the kiss although awkward was kind of funny and and she didn't seem to put off by it
you know she actually leaned into the kiss afterwards so like it seemed like everything was
happening but then i don't know i mean you know how these things go like any anything could
have happened near the night that she might have i don't know just found disgusting or
off-putting and then just didn't want to make it awkward i don't know i'm kind of i've never been
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We're just joining us for today's first day follow-up. Brandon is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by Caitlin, so we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting him and see if we can get him another date. But first, Brandon, before we call her,
why don't you refresh our memory on your date with Caitlin?
So Caitlin and I went on a date. I said it by mutual friends.
We had pizza and wine, and that was great.
build your own and then we went out for drinks afterwards great conversation and I walked her home
and we ended up kissing and it was great and then she was excited to seemingly excited to
sing me again but after that it's just been nada has been no communication and you have no
idea why yeah nothing and it's kind of disappointing so I really liked her I thought we had
great chemistry and and it seemed to be mutual so
Yeah, I'd be really bummed if it didn't work out.
Yeah.
Whoa, you ready for us to call her?
Absolutely.
All right, here we go.
Kately. Hey, how are you? My name is Jubel. I'm calling from a radio show. It's called the Jubel show.
Hi, Caitlin. We're all here. I'm Nina also on the show.
Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Okay, hi.
Hi.
What's going on?
What's up?
Not much.
Why are you calling me?
Have you ever listened to the show before?
No, I'm sorry.
That's okay.
You don't have to apologize.
Maybe you will know.
That's cool.
We do a segment on the show.
It's called the first date follow-up.
That's where if you go on a date with someone and then you ghost them, that person can
email us and ask us to call you and see if we can figure out why you're ghosting them.
So we got an email about you from somebody that you went on a date with.
Oh.
Are you ghosting somebody?
Well, you are, but do you know who it is?
Is it Brandon?
Yes.
Brandon emailed us and told us a little bit about your date.
He said he really likes you and he thought you were into him so he's confused as to why you're ghosting him.
Do you mind telling us?
Well, I did really like him.
Okay.
He's hot and smart and kind of awkward, which is actually kind of charming.
So you liked him, but you.
Like you're ghosting him.
Well, he, he texted me something after our date that I just, like, haven't been able to get over.
I didn't really know what to do with it.
Well, was it a picture or something?
Oh, no, no, God, no.
Okay.
I mean, that happens.
I think he's a good guy.
What did he text you?
Okay.
Let me find it.
Okay, the text says, your magic.
and have awakened parts of my body
that I have never felt before.
Aw.
That sounds romantic.
It's like on the line, you know, like, I don't,
that's just, that's a lot.
After one date and kiss, and, like,
I don't know if he's, like, in a Shakespeare play,
like, is he taking himself seriously
when he says that?
I kind of was expecting another text
that was, like, you know,
hark, fair maiden.
I long for another evening
of your presence or something like that, you know?
That could have been cute and funny.
You know, there's some people out there
that believe in love at first sight,
so if they're laying it on thick,
that could be a good thing.
It was so earnest,
and it just kind of felt like too much,
and I think he hasn't been in a relationship in a while,
and so I was afraid he was in, like, this romantic, dreamy bubble,
and I got to be with someone who's in the world that I'm living in.
You know what I mean?
So it just hits you, like, a little bit too much?
It just felt a little, I mean, how is that possible?
Like, I'm just a person.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
Give yourself a little bit of chronic, Caitlin.
Your magic, but, like, I've awakened parts of his body that you've never felt.
It's a little overwhelming to me.
Okay.
And then I don't know if I'm, like, on a pedestal.
I just, it just made me a little nervous.
Okay.
All right.
Well, thank you for telling us that.
Now, I got to let you know that Brandon is on the phone.
and has been listening and wants to talk to you.
Okay.
Hark, sir, maiden.
Yes.
Hi.
My life and tale,
well, I have dreamt of this pleasureous occasion.
Seems funny.
I was able to be cool to you again.
Hi, Hark.
I'm sorry.
I just put your business out on the radio,
but you didn't have them call me, so.
No, that's quite all right.
What parts of the body were awakened, Brandon?
I mean, I'd rather not discuss that.
What?
I think people understand.
That was pretty bold of you, Brandon.
What was going on through your mind when you sent that text?
I don't know.
I was awakened.
I'm a playful guy, but, Kayla, I just want to assure you that I do live in a reality.
and after our date
I was like legit
I've never felt that way
and after my last relationship
I just
that was lacking
and I want another date
and I want to be a part of
your reality
maybe I'm over the top
but this is how I was feeling honestly
well Caitlin would you like another date
with Brandon we'll pay for it
yeah
oh
see Shakespeare's got game
one is her maiden
Congratulations, Brandon.
You did it.
You got another date.
I mean, I like that he has a good attitude and could laugh at this.
And I appreciate that we're more on the same page than I thought.
Caitlin, and I can't say how I'm sad I am.
And I promise, if I'm going overboard with anything, you can always talk to me about it.
But hark, sir, Caitlin, my hearts and the onions are in bloom.
I'll wait for next week at the Outback Steakhouse soon.
Okay.
All right.
Enjoy your blue and my name, thank you.
That is a romantic.
Jubel's first date follow-up.
My brother-in-law flexes that he's 60 and has never eaten a fruit or vegetable in his life.
Oh, no.
He brags about it like it's a medal of honor, but his skin tone is now legally considered Dorito dust.
I'm pretty sure his doctor sends him get-well cards in advance.
It's the jubal show.
And that's the text message we just got in at 41061 because an influencer is making headlines for their weird flex but okay moment.
And because of that, people are sharing the weirdest flexes that they've ever heard.
But why did one influencer make international headlines for their weird flex that cost them thousands of dollars and wildlife control had to be called?
Oh, no.
Tell you what happened right now.
An Australian influencer went viral last week after claiming he,
could domesticate any animal.
Why?
Already a weird flex right there.
Anyway, in showing off his
latest project, a six-foot
crocodile, he named Snappy Jeff.
Snappy Jeff.
On TikTok
Live, he proudly demonstrated
how the crock would sit and stay on
command. That's actually kind of impressive.
That's not totally weird flex right there.
No, it is. For his grand finale, he tried
to show that Snappy Jeff had learned how to
fetch. The item was
a frisbee and the result
chaos. Apparently
the crocodile lunged but
not for the frisbee for the man's
prized designer flip-flop collection
that was stacked neatly behind
him which he had spent the first ten
minutes of the live stream bragging about
that is a weird place. Claiming the collection
was worth at least ten grand
and boasted that his Gucci slides have
never touched sand only Italian marble.
Wow. What are you girls.
And in
seconds the live stream turned into a scene
from Jaws in the Outback, they say
furniture flipped over, water spilled
and luxury footwear, reduced
to confetti. The crocodile
ate all of his
$10,000 flip-flop collection.
Wow, the alligator. Snappy Jeff just said, no, bro.
That's a weird flex. I'm going to
take it away from you right now.
Viewers on the TikTok live flooded it with comments
like, RIP Louis Vuitton flip-flops
and the crock just flexed harder than you, bro.
The influencer, I guess, is
with a shredded pair of shorts, a bruised ego, and one surviving sandal left.
Hey, there you are.
We got one.
Wildlife authorities later confiscated the crocodile and the man had to mourn both the reptile
and what he described as the world's most exclusive flip-flop collection.
That's going to be his flex now, though.
I used to have the most exclusive flip-flop collection until my alligator ate at crocodile.
Because of that, people online are sharing the weirdest flexes that,
they've ever heard in response to this
influencer going viral for his weird flex
but okay moment. Somebody said that
their manager bragged that they haven't listened
to music in 15 years because they're too busy.
What a weird thing you're proud of.
Why would you do that to your stuff?
Why is that a flex, homie? If anything, it makes me want
to like be, like, are you okay?
It makes me sad for you, yeah. Yeah.
Not like, wow, that's so cool.
No, I'm sad.
Another one said their coworker boasted about
not using their paid time off. I've known
a lot of people like this. They say their company
doesn't do rollover or payout so they're basically just working for free yeah i used to be
that person yeah i've known so many people who would brag about not taking their time off why is that a
brag there was a time in my life i believed that that was a brag like i work harder than you you couldn't
even touch what i'm doing right now you want because i had a lot of haters when i was coming up
and so i was like this is why i have it i don't take days off i don't sleep i go to school and work
three jobs and that's why i'm here now i'm thinking back i'm like what an idiot i know right you
should have taken your time off.
I've always thought that too.
Whenever I've had a manager is like,
I don't use any of my personal time off.
I haven't taken a vacation in six years.
And I'm like, man, you're an idiot.
Because when I couldn't take vacations because I was broke and I didn't have money
and I had to work because I couldn't take vacations and I didn't have days off
because I just had hourly jobs and stuff like that.
I didn't take a vacation until, like, my first vacation ever until I was like in my
mid-20s.
And as soon as I took a vacation, I'm like, man, those guys are dumb.
Like, they're like running the company and they're not taking days off.
Yeah.
I don't want to work for them.
They don't know what they're doing in life.
Vacations are dope.
Yeah.
They're nice.
And I got to stay taking them.
Another person said that their boss still brags about winning a handwriting contest in the third grade.
Oh, that's actually kind of cool.
60 years ago.
No.
That's not cool.
Nobody has good handwriting these days or like ever.
Girl.
So I think it's pretty impressive, especially if you can do like the calligraphy.
No, I'd be so annoyed by that.
Okay.
Well, I think it's cool.
They say that she takes.
forever to sign the paychecks, like she's signing
an autograph.
Does it all nicely.
Somebody texted in at 41061 and said a guy at a bar
tried to impress them once by saying he was in a
national commercial.
Ayo. Okay.
But it was a pedigree dog food
commercial. And he played the dog's
owner's neighbor's cousin.
But it's still a national commercial
though. Nina. I think it's cool.
Some of this stuff, you guys are being haters.
And he only had a line. It was yelling
nice dog, but that was
cut out, I guess.
But have you ever been in a national commercial?
His line got cut.
Yeah, that's a bummer.
Another person said that their ex-boss bragged that he didn't even know his own son's name or age.
Oh.
He lived in the house with his wife and his son.
That's really sweet.
What a weird brag?
Like, why would you brag about that?
You don't.
That's the thing.
You just stay quiet.
Somebody else texted in at 41061 and said a date tried to impress them by saying that they've never finished a book but on 400 bookmarks.
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending.
Have you been biobated or are you biobating?
We'll discuss and find out if you are coming up in just a second,
but first I need to tell you how you can make money off of your fingernail clippings.
Ew.
I have said this before.
There will always be a way to make money because there is always a need for the weirdest things.
Nina.
Don't be grossed out.
This is actually really cool because according to Chinese traditional medicine,
fingernails are valuable ingredients to different kinds of.
concoctions they use to treat various conditions. So there's companies in China that are asking people
to send them in their fingernails. I guess this was like a really big thing before the 60s, but then
when that hit, people started to paint their nails. And so it was contaminating the product and it's like
you can't send in your painted nails. But now if you grow out your regular fingernails and you send
them in, you can make 21 bucks a kilogram. I feel like that's a little bit. Isn't a kilogram little?
Yeah, but does that mean like, I don't know if you're saving for a whole year? But isn't there?
It says that human adults only grow about 100 grams of fingernails per year.
Oh, well.
But if you go 100 times 21, like, that's just some extra, yeah, there's some extra money in your pocket just from growing out your fingernails.
But is there any way a fingernail can trace back to you?
Would it matter?
Yeah, you're sending it like that, like has your DNA or something.
But they grind it up.
How do you know that for sure?
That's what's going to happen.
Well, that's exactly.
Because they're going to use a regular fingernail just randomly popping up and having somebody swallow it to cut their esophagus.
Ew.
That's not what I was thinking.
Because what they do is they take the fingernails, they grind it up into a powder,
and then it gets mixed into their various medicinal products.
I'm just thinking, like, what if that's like your DNA you're just, like, giving away?
I mean, I guess we give it away otherwise.
Yeah, you could be walking down the street.
Somebody pulled your hair and you didn't even notice, and the next thing you know, they've got your DNA.
Yeah, you got a good point.
So I wouldn't worry about it too much.
Let's make that money.
And lastly, bio baiting.
Yes, it's a new term that you need to know in the dating world.
But also, I think that it just works in general because it's basically saying,
that you're exaggerating your bio and all of your dating profiles to sound cooler.
Who doesn't, I'm sorry, but everyone that I, every profile I've seen like happen, they all do, like, what's?
Yeah, but they're talking about how people are like, love to travel.
And then when you fact-check these people when you meet them, they're like, I've only been down the street or whatever.
And maybe in theory they love to travel, but haven't actually traveled.
Another one that people are baiting with is when they describe themselves as an entrepreneur.
Oh, that one's funny.
That used to be like they don't have a job.
Yeah, usually.
But I'm an entrepreneur and I have a job too.
That's different.
Like, I don't know.
There's half them who work from coffee shops who actually are like starting a business
and the other half who are just like, I want to start a business
and this is what I want to do, but don't do anything else.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, entrepreneur used to mean unemployed.
Yeah.
Like, that used to be like kind of what we would look at it as and you would definitely
swipe no on an entrepreneur.
But now that I am one, I kind of understand what it takes.
But be careful what you used to describe yourself because you are bio-baiting.
Another one people use is they say that they're foodies.
or that they're spontaneous and they're actually not.
I see a lot of spontaneous on there.
I don't want spontaneity right now.
If you text me in the middle of the day
be like, hands go on a hike, absolutely not, homie.
I'm doing work.
I got things to do.
So what do you say in your bio?
Like, what's the strongest, most accurate,
descriptive word that you use?
Chaotic, I think.
Jubles.
Dirty little secret.
Hello?
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Yes, I do.
Sweet, what is it?
all right so a few nights ago me and my buddies got together to throw a surprise party for one of our friends it was a 30th birthday
we have yeah it was you know i went back i went to college with these guys back in the day so uh we get together
we have a party i mean we're getting super drunk doing all crazy kinds of drugs like back in the day
things get a little funky you know so you know obviously the party started getting a pack my my boys invite their girls
you know, it starts getting, you know, nice and fun in there.
Later that night, I'm in the backyard, and what's crazy is my best friend's girl is out there.
She also had a few drinks.
She's, like, hanging out next to me on a porch and whatnot.
And out of nowhere, we end up making out.
And I don't know what to tell my best friend at this point, you know, for me, it's awkward.
But the thing is, she's texting me, so I don't know what to do right now.
So she's still trying to make it happen.
happen? Yeah, she's just like being super friendly, just sexing back and forth for me and
soccer. So I've been like, you know, just kind of going along with the situation, but
trying to be careful because she's my best friend's girl. I mean, yeah. I mean, can you just
remind her that she's got a man and that he is your best friend? Yeah, I mean, I can, but what's
crazy it is is that I'll have got on my boy last night. And the thing is is, I feel like he's
started and I don't know if he saw some messages between.
me and her but he was like
do me you should hang out
all together with his girl
I don't know if he's kind of hinting at a threesome
or whatnot but that was the idea
I started getting it in my head
so now I'm staying here like
hmm what should I do should I just like
go along with it just come out
tell him and see if we can pull this off
or not you know I'm thinking
about it it sounds like you are
legit thinking about it I mean
could you do that like are you open
to sharing with your best? I don't know I want to ruin things
it's not going to be a nice friendship anymore you know what if she ends up liking me more
like change like that get complicated me I want to do it it's not going to affect me
I don't know if that's my first thought to be honest it'd be like I don't want to ruin my
friendship with my friend but a good second thought would be what if they like me more than
my best friend yeah exactly so right now that's where I'm stuck I don't know it's a hard
decision I got to I'm thinking about it I might do it
All right, well.
Do their stuff.
Whatever you decide, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Meet me.
I got.
I see it.
Bye.
What's your dirty little secret?
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