First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from December 22nd, 2025

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

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Starting point is 00:01:07 and found yourself with more questions than answers? Who catfishes a city? Is it even safe to snort human remains? Is that the plot of footloos? I'm comedian Rory Scoville and I'm here to tell you Josh Dean and I have a new podcast that celebrates the amazing creativity
Starting point is 00:01:23 of the world's dumbest criminals. It's called Crimeless, a true crime comedy podcast. Listen on the I Heart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everybody. It's Chuck and Josh from the Stuff You Should Know podcast, and it's that time of year again when we knuckle down to do our annual holiday episodes. We collected our best past classic holiday episodes and compiled them into a 12 Days
Starting point is 00:01:48 of Christmas Toys playlist that the whole family can enjoy. That's right. Maybe you missed it the first time we detailed the history of Beanie Babies, Monopoly, or Yo-Yo's, and a whole lot more. So listen to the 12 Days of Christmas Toys playlist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Nora Jones, and I love playing music with people so much that my podcast called Playing Along is back. I sit down with musicians from all musical styles to play songs together in an intimate setting. Every episode's a little different, but it all involves music and conversation with some of my favorite musicians. Over the past two seasons, I've had special guests like Dave Grohl, Leve, Mavis Staples, Remy Wolf, Jeff Tweedy, really too many to name.
Starting point is 00:02:30 And this season, I've sat down with Black Pumas, Alessia Kara, Sarah McLaughlin, and more. Check out my new episode with John Legend. I feel like, in a lot of ways, our careers are paralleled in some ways, but they just never intersected for some reason. I know. We should take it slow with just ordinary people.
Starting point is 00:02:53 We don't know which way you go. Listen to Nora Jones is playing along on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I got my finger bit by a squirrel while tossing a coffee cup into a parking garage trash can and had to call in sick to work. My boss didn't believe me. It's the jubal show. That's pretty question. Do you imagine? No.
Starting point is 00:03:19 I feel like, ah, really? That's a text message we got in at 41061 because there's a trend going viral of people sharing the reasons they had to have. to call out sick for work that were so crazy that their boss didn't believe that they weren't actually fake which sucks because you know when you call into work
Starting point is 00:03:34 when you're feeling fine and you just want to take the day off it's always stressful right you're like they're gonna know I'm lying but when you actually have to call in sick and it's a ridiculous excuse like a squirrel bit my fingertip how do you even say that
Starting point is 00:03:46 are you panicked or you matter of fact saying well I won't be in today despite my finger I would rather just make up something else I'm like man I got a cold I'm not telling anybody that a squirrel attacked me while I was throwing away a coffee cup. Remember that viral video of that kid?
Starting point is 00:04:01 John, bit my sick. Text in 4106-1. Have you had to call him sick to work for a ridiculous reason? And we'll go over some of the top responses right now from this trend. One says, I was once late to work because I was glued into my apartment. How? Whoa. They replaced the carpet in the common hallway overnight and were a little too enthusiastic with the glue by my door.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Stop. I had to wait until mate. They were glued inside their apartment all day long. And their boss didn't believe them that they were glued in. Guys, I won't be here tomorrow. I'm going to be glued in my house. If you want to call on sick to work, there's the mensful for you. Just tell them you got glued into your apartment all day.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Another person said that my grandparents had a medical emergency years ago where one got stuck on the toilet. And then the other tried to help. And then they both fell. and I called my employer but my employer didn't believe me because it sounded like an S&L skit. They fell and they can't get up. That's life when you get older, man,
Starting point is 00:05:05 trying to help them off the toilet because they can't get off the toilet and you both fall. And now your grand kid has to call in sick to work for it. I feel like anything that has to do with grandparents. That's like a freebie, like yes, take off work. Like, I... Someone else said they worked in retail 15 years ago
Starting point is 00:05:21 and a guy called in sick to say he had a nightmare and didn't think he'd be able to go back to sleep and come in to work five hours later he was planning ahead thinking smart my nephew will not go to school on night so he has nightmares too really yeah i mean he's five he needs to sleep we're going over some of the most ridiculous reasons that people have called in sick to work that were actually true but their bosses didn't believe them one says i was running a shift and had a girl calling sick saying she was too distraught to work because because Zane had left one direction.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Oh, that, I feel like that was kind of like, when my grandma really did pass, I ended up crying into work being like, hey, like, I can't come in. My boss did not believe me, like fully, and I was bawling on the phone. And I'm like, girl. And they didn't believe you about that? No, and she was like,
Starting point is 00:06:13 Victoria, I can't hear you. What are you saying? So are you coming into work? Like, I don't understand what you're doing right now. I was like, no, I'm not coming into work right now. And she goes, oh, okay. I was like, thanks, Jessica. I'm fine.
Starting point is 00:06:24 and thanks for asking. Yeah, my family will be okay. Then you should have said what this person said. They said, I had to call in one time because my stairs were gone. What drugs were they on? It says, of course, it was a huge violation by the condo, but they had no way out of their second story. I'm sorry, that's real.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Somehow the condo removed the stairs overnight, it says. I want that to happen to me. It said their boss demanded photos to show proof that they had no stairs to get out of their place. Well, that is a little questionable. Yeah, I don't think I'd believe that either. I know. I'd be like, did you not go to sleep yet? Like, is this a party continued or what?
Starting point is 00:07:01 You have a ladder, something? The rope, jump! Yeah. Someone once said, I once had an employee call to say they'd be late because a plane hit their car. Oh. It turns out they lived next to a small private airfield, and a drunk pilot was coming into land and mistook the road for the open runway.
Starting point is 00:07:19 What? Oh, my gosh. How do you mistake that? There's cars on the road. There's nothing on a runway. And somebody didn't believe that. That's too specific. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:28 To be fake. Yeah, the more specific you got with that, I'd be like, okay, yeah, you're cool. It'd be obviously not lying. If it's just a cough, I might question it. Right, right. Another person said they had to call in sick to work because they dropped a frozen turkey on their bare foot. Hey, man, have you done that? That hurts.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Have you done that? Yes. I was still walking and it was fine. But it hurts, and my whole toll went black. Another person said they had to call and stick to work. once because they got fake nails for the first time for a wedding and they were in the shower exfoliating their face and they stuck one of the fake nails up their nose on accident and sliced their nose and it was bleeding a ton and then from that moment on they were called
Starting point is 00:08:07 Edward Cisorhands at work for the rest of the time they worked there it's another jubble phone frame day mornings on the 20s Y'all, what's up? This is donk. I'm sorry, hello? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, you know what I'm saying? Is this Shelby? Yeah, I'm sorry, who is this? It's donk.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Donk. Yeah, Paul, Dunkler, most people call me donk, though. I'm the entertainment for the work holiday party that you planned. Right, great. I am in front of my computer, so you can go ahead. What do you need? Yeah, I'll say I'm just, because you, um, So I'm playing the role of Santa for your work party. And I just wanted to know, like, music selection and the genre of music you'd like me to get down to.
Starting point is 00:09:03 And then also, like, should have I should bring the elf on the shelf with me. I don't know if you saw that. Actually, I didn't realize that came included. I think that's really nice. Yeah, I mean, probably just regular Christmas is fine. You know, I don't know if you have, like, a mix. Okay. um well all right i guess i could put together a routine with some christmas classics um okay that sounds
Starting point is 00:09:29 cool um so the elf on the shelf like should i you do you see that um yeah i think the standard christmas is fine but what did you mean with the routine you know do you have like a certain way that you like people to come up to you well they can just come up with their wands and like throw them in the G street like you know they can just throw them in there it's fine like i don't have a problem with that at all they can just approach i'm sorry what do you say g string um well yeah like of course like unless yeah because i can't go like full donk you know because i could get in trouble for that so by full donk are you saying um you know what i'm sorry because like that's actually cool because if i bring the off on the shelf with me like i do a thing where like i'm
Starting point is 00:10:18 make it so it like has a shelf to sit on if you know what I mean and that's like a crowd pleaser oh my god have I booked a stripper are you a stripper you're not a stripper I looked at options I um I am not a stripper now okay all right because that like term I find degrading so I'm a dancer like you know I'm not stickler about much but like I do like to be called a dancer because I put a lot of art into my craft um work into my craft I do a lot of stuff I'm sorry, you know, this is a work party, right? Like, I booked you to sit on a chair and do people come over and say, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, and they will, like, there is a portion where I sit down and people can come sit on my lap, you know, and, like, tell me what they want for the holidays.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Like, I'll tell them if they've been naughty or nice or whatever, you know what I mean. Most people are naughty, by the way. This is not what I intended to book. I absolutely, this is a work party, and you have to keep your clothes on. Do you have an option where you keep your clothes on? so are we like negotiating then for the full donk like is that what's going on no we are absolutely not negotiating for the full talk okay we are i have booked a santa a regular santa a santa that could be in front of children but will not be but still
Starting point is 00:11:33 passably santa you know what i also do i do this thing to rudolph the red nose ranger where i put like a red nose somewhere and people love that dude um okay yeah that sounds interesting um but you know what actually um just no i'm going to cancel this thank you so much i do have to let you know that um that we don't offer any refunds so like like you can't get your money back but i guess i just i just said you don't want the don't want the don'tc at your party you don't want don't clause at your party i do not want don't clause at my holiday party would order a stripper santa to a office party your co-worker angela What?
Starting point is 00:12:17 Because she's the one who set you up for this phone prank. This is actually Jubel from the Jubel show doing a phone prank on you, and your co-worker Angela set you up. Oh, my, my. She said that you've been stressed out planning this holiday party and you hired a Santa the other day and she wanted to mess with you. Absolute bitch. Are you kidding me? So no full donk then or what? Still confused.
Starting point is 00:12:41 No. No. Wake up every morning with jubel phone pranks. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending. So, scientists are studying something called grumpy old man syndrome. It's a real thing. And apparently it turns out that it's something that men go through similar to PMS, but it's called IMS, Iritable Male Syndrome. It's a lesser known condition affecting men that mirrors similar aspects of PMS.
Starting point is 00:13:09 So you might not be having cramps and stuff, but you're experiencing hormonal fluctuation. and mood and behavioral changes. Allegedly, yes. They're still studying it to fully understand it because we've known that men's hormonal cycle. You know, they'll be like, men get there like time of the month too. And I've always been like, yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:13:27 But apparently we do. Well, it's been interesting to see, like, there's this one person that I follow on social media. It's this guy that talks about men's hormones with the intention of helping women communicate with men better and, like, at what time? So if a man's cycle is 24 hours, he was trying to explain that there's usually about 5 p.m.
Starting point is 00:13:43 the time that you shouldn't be trying to communicate with them because of whatever it's been happening in the day. Like, you need to decompress and, like, give them that moment to re-regulate. That makes sense. Around 5 o'clock, I'm usually talked out. I just don't want to talk to anybody around then until, like, maybe, like, seven.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Well, it's like, if you're just coming home and somebody's coming... And I always talk to Victoria around that time. I was going to say that usually... It's like a very quick conversation, and let's, like, keep it going. She always calls me to go over show stuff for the next day. Yeah. And I'm always like, damn, I don't call Victoria right now. I don't know, and I'm like, I know you don't know, but I, we need to pick.
Starting point is 00:14:16 We're going to have to figure it out. That's a conversation, even though you guys are not romantically involved. That happens a lot in couples because if a man's coming home, the woman's like, guess what? Guess what? Or, oh my gosh, and wants to talk to her person, understandable. But this guy's like, don't do that because the man needs to recalibrate himself, like, hormonally. I don't know. It was really interesting.
Starting point is 00:14:34 I was super in on it because I was like, ooh, tell me more. I mean, like, I'm going to snap on Victoria today when we have our show call later. I can just play with. Sorry about that, period. I bet you, well, that's not a great excuse for that, okay? It always happens this time of day. Okay, but also, you men don't get to abuse IMS. We're still at work all the time with PMS, so you're good.
Starting point is 00:14:55 And why don't they have cramps? Because they don't have what we have. Well, yeah, but I have cramps. I think they should also have cramps. I agree with you. And they do have machines. We do. We get head cramps from the conversations at five.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Okay, not the same. But. My brain cramps up. He gets off the phone with me and he says, God, that was James. I need some might all. But they do have those cramp inducers. I think you can get them on Amazon. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:15:19 Because a lot of people are like, I'm feeling this. I want you to feel it too. They'll actually give you the same type of cramps. And they'll give you these like little electronic things that like click to your body. Sure. Yeah, I'll do it. Oh my gosh. But I've never taken that away from any woman.
Starting point is 00:15:32 No, you have. I get it. I would hate to have that kind of thing. Well, dude was actually very empathetic. He looks at everybody's like, man, that sucks. I'm sorry. It sucks so much to have to do. Like, I've always been understanding of that because I think about it.
Starting point is 00:15:42 For me, I'm like, if that happened to my body once a month, I would be a mess. Yeah. Like, I wouldn't even want to do this whole thing anymore. I'd be like, dude, every single month is going to happen. I'm not going to stay here that long. I'm tired of this. This is terrible. My allergies act up constantly during the day.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Like, I have the, I'm like, I just can't do this anymore. My allergies. Like, imagine if I was having cramps and things are, no. Your cramps and your allergies, what would you do? And this is why women have them and men don't. Exactly. Because we have a higher pain tolerance and threshold for this. that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Oh, yikes. I'm not all. My pain. Just because it's how it was worked out in the world. Anyway, this is lame. Tatiana is on the phone today for it to catch a cheater,
Starting point is 00:16:20 and she thinks that her boyfriend, Matt, of four years, might be messing around, so we'll see if we can help her out. Tatiana, sorry you have to come on the show this way, but what's up? Why do you think Matt's cheating? Hi.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Yeah. Well, so we've had a lot of ups and downs throughout the time we've been together, and I kind of suspected he was cheating in the past, but I hadn't really been able to catch him or to have proof, but now I think I definitely do. This past Christmas, he got one of the,
Starting point is 00:16:53 he got us as one of this really fancy fridges. Honestly, it was more of an I'm sorry gift because we got into a huge fight earlier that month. So I think that this was his way of saying, I'm sorry. He went to a strip club and stayed out all night and didn't tell me. Oh, okay. That was fun. that was fun for me
Starting point is 00:17:13 but honestly the fridge is really cool it's one of those you know like those smart fridges and it has like the screen and oh yeah those are dope it feels very fancy like we've used it for our calendars
Starting point is 00:17:28 and whatnot but it also has another feature where I guess you can pair your phone with it and get text messages through it to your refrigerator yeah they have that
Starting point is 00:17:41 for like washers and dryers too and I'm like, I don't give my washer and draw my phone number because I don't want him to bug me at you know, probably a good idea. But anyway, so you have you have a paired with your phone or his phone or something? No, it's not paired with my phone, but it
Starting point is 00:17:57 is paired with his. Okay. Moron. I clotted to the max. I'm cooking last week and in the kitchen and all of a sudden this message pops up that says you better get over here when you can see you tonight baby oh on the refrigerator
Starting point is 00:18:18 i see okay what you got inside from where you got cake i'm just i'm getting carried on it too i'm like was it a text from the washer yeah i know not to make fun of the situation no i know i'm sorry okay that's crazy okay did it say who it was from and all that no i didn't i didn't check that it disappeared pretty quickly, but like, of course I was, my heart just dropped, but I kind of figured that like, this is a sign, you know? I, we've been up and down for years and, like, I think this is the sign. And, like, maybe it's time for me to officially move on. So I really need to catch him and get proof. And so I can kick him out into the street. You didn't ask him about the text that you saw or anything? No, I, that's kind of when I got
Starting point is 00:19:03 on and got in touch with you guys. Okay. I'm Stefan Curry. And this is It's Gentleman's Cut. I think what makes Gentleman's Cut different is me being a part of developing the profile of this beautiful finished product. With every sip, you get a little something different. Visit gentlemen's cut bourbon.com or your nearest total wines or Bevmo. This message is intended for audiences 21 and older. Gentleman's Cut Bourbon, Boone County, Kentucky. For more on Gentleman's Cut Bourbon, please visit gentlemen's cut bourbon.com.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Please enjoy responsibly. Have you ever listened to those true crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers? And what is this? How is that not a story we all know? What's this? Where is that? Why is it wet? Boy, do we have a show for you?
Starting point is 00:19:52 From Smartless Media, Campside Media, and Big Money Players comes Crimeless. Join me, Josh Dean, investigative journalists. And me, Rory Scoville, comedian, as we celebrate the amazing creativity of the world's dumb. criminals. We'll look into some of the silliest ways folks have broken the laws. Honestly, it feels more like a high-level prank than a crime. Who catfishes a city?
Starting point is 00:20:16 And meets some memorable anti-heroes. There are thousands of angry, horny monkeys. Clap, if you think, she's a witch. And it freaks you out. He has X-ray vision. How could I not follow him? Honestly, I got to follow me. He can see right through me. Listen to Crimless on the I-Heart
Starting point is 00:20:33 Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey everybody, it's Chuck and Josh from the Stuff You Should Know podcast, and it's that time of year again when we knuckle down to do our annual holiday episodes. We collected our best past classic holiday episodes and compiled them into a 12 Days of Christmas Toys playlist that the whole family can enjoy.
Starting point is 00:20:55 That's right. Maybe you missed it the first time we detailed the history of Beanie Babies, Monopoly, or Yo-Yo's, and a whole lot more. So listen to the 12 Days of Christmas Toys playlist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're just joining us for today's To Catch a Cheater, Tatiana is on the phone, and she thinks that her boyfriend of four years named Matt might be cheating. So in a second, we're going to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
Starting point is 00:21:25 from our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends those flowers to his girlfriend, Tatiana, or to somebody else. But before we do that, Tatiana, why don't you catch us up on your situation? Yeah, we've been kind of up and down for about four years. I've suspected that he's been cheating, but I haven't had proof in the past. But now that he got us this new smart refrigerator that shows text messages, and he paired his phone with it. And I saw a text message from someone that says, you better get over here, baby.
Starting point is 00:21:54 So I think that this is finally the proof I need to prove that he's cheating. So alarming. You're cooking in your refrigerator tells you this. So have you felt like he's cheating? before? Yeah, but I just haven't, I haven't had proof. Okay. And do you don't have a clue of who it could be?
Starting point is 00:22:10 Mm-mm. Okay. I don't. All right, well, are you ready for us to see if we can figure it out? Yes, I think so, yeah. Okay. Hello? Hey, this is Corbel calling from...
Starting point is 00:22:29 I was looking for our rewards card member named Matt M. Yeah, this is Matt, what's up? Hi, Matt, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations, and thank you for shopping with us. You're this month's big winner. Thank you so much. Really?
Starting point is 00:22:44 Yeah, congratulations. Oh, oh. Thank you very much for being such a loyal customer. Rock and roll, thank you. That's awesome. What exactly, what do I win? You won the flowers. Maybe you weren't aware.
Starting point is 00:22:56 Every single month, we choose one lucky rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from our brand new floral department. Absolutely free. 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolates and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the 50 United States, absolutely free. It's a $316 value. Oh, man. That's sweet. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Thank you. So all I need from you now is just the first and last name of the person you want to send them to. And then anything you might want to put on a card. And then we'll get the address and we will be good to go. Thank you so much. All right. Cool. Courtney.
Starting point is 00:23:28 You said Courtney? Yeah. Great. And is there any? Anything you would like to put on a card to Courtney? Yeah, yeah. Can we make a note? It says, I meant what I said last night.
Starting point is 00:23:39 I just don't know what to do. You deserve these and more. Great. And then now I'll let you know that this is actually a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Yeah, hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name's Jubal, and we do a segment on the show that's called to catch a cheater,
Starting point is 00:23:55 where if you think your significant other might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to. And your girlfriend of four years, Tatiana, is actually on the phone. Mm-hmm. Wait, what? What? Hold on. So, um, who's Courtney? Tessiana? Is she the one that texted? Is she the one that texted? Where are you? Where are you tonight? Are you coming over, baby?
Starting point is 00:24:19 What, what the f*** is going on? Tettiana, what is going on? What is that going? You tell me, you tell me, who is Courtney? Why are you sending flowers to a woman in Courtney and not to me? how but did you go through my phone is that what this is so you're just a snooping through my phone you have no right to go through my text messages
Starting point is 00:24:40 I think you're oh my God you're such a moron I didn't have to go through your phone because you paired your phone with the fissurator so I saw all the text messages
Starting point is 00:24:51 that come through your phone on the fridge listen this Courtney she's a girl at work you know this is all we joke around you know she's like you know you've
Starting point is 00:25:00 to like work wife like she's my that's why we say seriously baby it's just we have a work thing we're going to a work thing it's just though it's totally a work thing I got really what it is this is such a lame excuse even for you I told you about the work thing I said Courtney I had a work thing you know what would anyone named Courtney
Starting point is 00:25:21 yeah I do yeah Courtney yeah she just said she's new it sounds like you're making that up so what is she deserving more just hanging out just friendship just a couple friends work friends
Starting point is 00:25:35 just work friends just a couple of work this is wild do you know do you hear yourself like this is really wild you're going to send to your baby co-worker that she deserves everything that you gave
Starting point is 00:25:45 and said to her the night before and more and flowers yeah it's all it's just joke we have like a we have a we joke and work we it's all it's all tongue and cheek like you know it's not
Starting point is 00:25:57 none of it's that's not but I'm not this is a redact What about the text message? Okay, yeah. That was just, I was messing around, whatever. You were messing around. Dude.
Starting point is 00:26:09 We'll talk about this later. This is such a, you know what? I've suspected that something was going on for a while, and now I finally have proof. Yeah, well, you know what, let me, I'll tell you something. You know, at least he lets me do what I want and it doesn't scream at me for not being somewhere at a certain time or, you know, if you have to act like mad at something. You know, these are better than you're bull-h-h-h-to-be-hon. Okay, so are you admitting it now, then? You know, yeah, I am admitting it.
Starting point is 00:26:39 But Scorty treats me nice. Tentziana treats me like all the fucking time. Mm, geez. Okay, you know what? Matt, you're a fucking moron. And this woman also deserves what, you're actually right. She does deserve your moronic ass. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:26:58 I hope that she appreciates. what little you have to offer and I really hope she doesn't find the fact that you have major performance issues unless toys are used to be too daunting I wish you all the best mother you know what when you go fuck yourself oh he hung up Tatiana I'm so I'm sorry I'm so sorry sucks sorry he doesn't he sounds kind of not awesome right now no yeah no I think thanks guys I think I I mean, it sounds like you kind of. A little bit of a pressure of
Starting point is 00:27:34 there. Yeah. It sounds like you might have been ready to be done with him anyway. Mm-hmm. And, yeah, I really just needed this push.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Well, and it helps also because it validates the fact that you're not crazy what you thought was happening was and now you can do it's best for yourself. Yeah. At least you got a dope refrigerator out of it.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know to keep that thing. And it's still connected his phone. So do some damage. Victoria. Actually, that's a great idea.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Yeah. The jubel shows to catch a cheater. Don't call me stupid. Oh, right. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you? It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia.
Starting point is 00:28:27 And let's meet today's contestant for you. Victoria, Lacey. Hey, Lacey. Hello. What are you thinking? You ready to go? Yeah, I'm hoping I have what it takes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Helping you have the oomph. You think you can oomph, Victoria? I'm trying to get the oop. All right. Here we go. We're going to see Victoria out of the studio. And while she's leaving, Lacey, the game is played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Starting point is 00:28:57 If you don't know one, just say pass. and Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay? All right. All right, here we go, Lacey. Your time starts now. The mass of the earth is mostly made up of two elements. What are they? Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Pass. Which country's population is the shortest on average? China. What are knockoff of Lubbubu's called? Pass. What is a... is the approximate lifespan of a human red blood cell. 80 years.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Okay, got that. I don't bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones on and stuff, here's a question for you, Natalie. What do you think should absolutely not be sold at Costco in bulk? Ooh. Oh, my goodness. That is hard.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Like, why wouldn't you want it in bulk? I know. Everything is great at Costco. Rats? What? That would be awful. Any pet, really. Yeah. So if you wanted a dog, but you got it at Costco, and it was like a palette of dogs. Actually, I love that.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I mean, it would be cute, but then you'd have like 50 dogs. No live pets. No live pets. All right. No live pets. Victoria, what is one thing you should think should not be sold at Costco in bulk? Ooh. I think what should not be sold at Costco.
Starting point is 00:30:27 That's a good question. Oh, Lexi, I apologize. I call you Natalie a second ago, my bet. Your name is Lacey, and I don't know why I did that. Anyway. It's Denise. All right, Natalie number two. Denise?
Starting point is 00:30:39 Victoria. Okay, Victoria. Yeah, Denise. Should we call Victoria Denise the rest of the game? Her name is Denise. She's not Lacey or Natalie. Your name's not Lacey? No, I live in Lacey.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Oh, it says Lacey on my phone screen. Sorry, Denise. All right, Denise. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Well, hey, you know what? We don't know how to keep name straight on the Todd show. That's all right.
Starting point is 00:31:03 All right, Victoria. Here we go. 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass, and Jasmine can tell you when to go. Jasmine, whenever you're ready, tell Berkeley when to go. Berkeley. Ready, set, go. The mass of the earth is mostly made up of two elements.
Starting point is 00:31:26 What are they? Land and water. Which country's population is the shortest on average? Oh, what's the smallest country? Alaska. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry, that was so much as the first. You probably want to keep going.
Starting point is 00:31:45 Go, keep going. What are knockoff of Labubu's called? I hate this. Foo-Fu-Fu-Labu-Fu's. No, I have an extra question. You sure don't. Let's sit it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our social media
Starting point is 00:32:00 bracer Gabby. Victoria's streaking. Win streaking because she got one corrected and these got zero. Yeah. Congratulations, Denise, Victoria.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Yeah, I feel dumb. Sorry about that. Also, couldn't keep your names straight. That was a tough game all around. These are hard questions. Nobody's dumb. These were just hard. Victoria is also just lucky.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Yeah, let's get the answers now with Nina. The mass of the earth is mostly made up of oxygen and iron. oxygen 30% and iron 32% Water 70% La Lansch 30%
Starting point is 00:32:33 The country with the shortest people on average is to more or less or East Timor The average height of them is 5'1 I didn't mean to say Alaska just so we're all clear
Starting point is 00:32:44 I'm not aware of Alaska's not a country And the knockoff of Lububoos are called Lafou's Oh you got that one right And the approximate lifespan of a human red blood cell is actually 120 days
Starting point is 00:32:55 Oh I was going to guess 70 years Denise, thank you for playing. This is Christmas time. We're counting down the 12 first date follow-ups of Christmas as voted on by you. Yeah! We count down all the way to the number one first date follow-up that you voted on. Brandon is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and he's getting ghosted by Caitlin.
Starting point is 00:33:13 So in a few minutes, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Brandon, how long has it been since you heard from Caitlin? Man, it's been probably about a week or so. Okay. Okay. We've been trying to hit her up? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Been trying to text, call, and nothing. Nothing? All right. Well, tell us a little bit about your date. So we were set up by a mutual friend. Man, my friend was right. Caitlin was beautiful and so fun. And instantly, I was hooked.
Starting point is 00:33:49 So I took her out to just this chill pizza place. And pretty cool. They'll let you build your own pizza and put your own top. and stuff and you get to be, you know, creative with, with your, with your pie. And that's, that's all cool, but I'm, you know, I'm really more of just like I rode you guys. So I just did that. But Caitlin, she actually convinced me to try some burata and prosciutto on my pizza. And I got a hand at her, it was, it was delicious.
Starting point is 00:34:19 I didn't know what I've been missing out on. Please tell me you rolled your ours when you ordered that. I did. Okay. I got a throw in a little bit. I love Italian, so anytime I can say, Buddha now. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:33 I'll throw it in it. You're really painting a picture now. Thank you. No, it was great. So good. They were like, well, let's just keep this going. We grabbed the nightcap. Got some wine at a place next door.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Fortunately enough, Caitlin loves a good whiskey, too. So I treated her to an excellent Japanese whiskey. And that opened the door to talking about travel and our hopes and dreams. in places we've been, places we'd like to go. So then after that, I walked her home and actually ended the night with a kiss. It was, I guess it was a little awkward, but. It was awkward? Well, you just like, I went in to kiss her, kiss her cheap, and then, like, she turned,
Starting point is 00:35:16 and I ended up, like, kissing her lips. And it was kind of an awkward slash funny moment, but cool. Okay. Like one of those weird first kiss moments where it's like some, you're kind of kind of dancing, trying to figure out where you're supposed to go with it? Yeah, yeah. Like it was kind of a funny moment, but, I mean, it turned into kind of a passionate kiss and we plan to see each other afterwards. Okay, that's good. But she hasn't gotten back to you.
Starting point is 00:35:45 What do you think, what do you think the reason is ghosting you? That's the thing. I don't know. Like we had a great date, you know, the pizza was great. The drinks afterwards were great. you know the kiss although awkward was kind of funny and and she didn't seem to put off by it you know she actually leaned into the kiss afterwards so like it seemed like everything was happening but then i don't know i mean you know how these things go like any anything could
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Starting point is 00:37:10 Boy, do we have a show for you? From Smartless Media, Campside Media, and Big Money Players comes Crimeless. Join me, Josh Dean, investigative journalists. And me, Roy Scoville, comedian, as we celebrate the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals. We'll look into some of the silliest ways folks have broken the laws.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Honestly, it feels more like a high-level prank than a crime. Who catfishes a city? And meets some memorable anti-heroes. There are thousands of angry, horny monkeys. Clap if you think, she's a witch. And it freaks you out. He has X-ray vision. How could I not follow him?
Starting point is 00:37:48 Honestly, I got to follow him. He can see right through me. Listen to Crimless on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everybody, it's Chuck and Josh from the Stuff You Should Know podcast, and it's that time of year again when we knuckle down to do our annual holiday episodes. We collected our best past classic holiday episodes and compiled them into a 12 days of Christmas toys playlist that the whole family can enjoy. That's right. Maybe you missed it the first time we detailed the history of Beanie Babies, Monopoly, or Yo-Yo's, and a whole day. whole lot more. So listen to the 12 Days of Christmas Toys playlist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:38:30 We're just joining us for today's first day follow-up. Brandon is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Caitlin, so we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and see if we can get him another date. But first, Brandon, before we call her, why don't you refresh our memory on your date with Caitlin? So Caitlin and I went on a date. I said it by mutual friends. We had pizza and wine, and that was great. build your own and then we went out for drinks afterwards great conversation and I walked her home and we ended up kissing and it was great and then she was excited to seemingly excited to
Starting point is 00:39:04 sing me again but after that it's just been nada has been no communication and you have no idea why yeah nothing and it's kind of disappointing so I really liked her I thought we had great chemistry and and it seemed to be mutual so Yeah, I'd be really bummed if it didn't work out. Yeah. Whoa, you ready for us to call her? Absolutely. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Kately. Hey, how are you? My name is Jubel. I'm calling from a radio show. It's called the Jubel show. Hi, Caitlin. We're all here. I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Okay, hi. Hi. What's going on? What's up? Not much.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Why are you calling me? Have you ever listened to the show before? No, I'm sorry. That's okay. You don't have to apologize. Maybe you will know. That's cool. We do a segment on the show.
Starting point is 00:40:11 It's called the first date follow-up. That's where if you go on a date with someone and then you ghost them, that person can email us and ask us to call you and see if we can figure out why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you from somebody that you went on a date with. Oh. Are you ghosting somebody? Well, you are, but do you know who it is? Is it Brandon?
Starting point is 00:40:31 Yes. Brandon emailed us and told us a little bit about your date. He said he really likes you and he thought you were into him so he's confused as to why you're ghosting him. Do you mind telling us? Well, I did really like him. Okay. He's hot and smart and kind of awkward, which is actually kind of charming. So you liked him, but you.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Like you're ghosting him. Well, he, he texted me something after our date that I just, like, haven't been able to get over. I didn't really know what to do with it. Well, was it a picture or something? Oh, no, no, God, no. Okay. I mean, that happens. I think he's a good guy.
Starting point is 00:41:11 What did he text you? Okay. Let me find it. Okay, the text says, your magic. and have awakened parts of my body that I have never felt before. Aw. That sounds romantic.
Starting point is 00:41:31 It's like on the line, you know, like, I don't, that's just, that's a lot. After one date and kiss, and, like, I don't know if he's, like, in a Shakespeare play, like, is he taking himself seriously when he says that? I kind of was expecting another text that was, like, you know,
Starting point is 00:41:50 hark, fair maiden. I long for another evening of your presence or something like that, you know? That could have been cute and funny. You know, there's some people out there that believe in love at first sight, so if they're laying it on thick, that could be a good thing.
Starting point is 00:42:02 It was so earnest, and it just kind of felt like too much, and I think he hasn't been in a relationship in a while, and so I was afraid he was in, like, this romantic, dreamy bubble, and I got to be with someone who's in the world that I'm living in. You know what I mean? So it just hits you, like, a little bit too much? It just felt a little, I mean, how is that possible?
Starting point is 00:42:27 Like, I'm just a person. Yes. Oh, my gosh. Give yourself a little bit of chronic, Caitlin. Your magic, but, like, I've awakened parts of his body that you've never felt. It's a little overwhelming to me. Okay. And then I don't know if I'm, like, on a pedestal.
Starting point is 00:42:44 I just, it just made me a little nervous. Okay. All right. Well, thank you for telling us that. Now, I got to let you know that Brandon is on the phone. and has been listening and wants to talk to you. Okay. Hark, sir, maiden.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Yes. Hi. My life and tale, well, I have dreamt of this pleasureous occasion. Seems funny. I was able to be cool to you again. Hi, Hark. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I just put your business out on the radio, but you didn't have them call me, so. No, that's quite all right. What parts of the body were awakened, Brandon? I mean, I'd rather not discuss that. What? I think people understand. That was pretty bold of you, Brandon.
Starting point is 00:43:38 What was going on through your mind when you sent that text? I don't know. I was awakened. I'm a playful guy, but, Kayla, I just want to assure you that I do live in a reality. and after our date I was like legit I've never felt that way and after my last relationship
Starting point is 00:44:00 I just that was lacking and I want another date and I want to be a part of your reality maybe I'm over the top but this is how I was feeling honestly well Caitlin would you like another date
Starting point is 00:44:13 with Brandon we'll pay for it yeah oh see Shakespeare's got game one is her maiden Congratulations, Brandon. You did it. You got another date.
Starting point is 00:44:26 I mean, I like that he has a good attitude and could laugh at this. And I appreciate that we're more on the same page than I thought. Caitlin, and I can't say how I'm sad I am. And I promise, if I'm going overboard with anything, you can always talk to me about it. But hark, sir, Caitlin, my hearts and the onions are in bloom. I'll wait for next week at the Outback Steakhouse soon. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Enjoy your blue and my name, thank you. That is a romantic. Jubel's first date follow-up. My brother-in-law flexes that he's 60 and has never eaten a fruit or vegetable in his life. Oh, no. He brags about it like it's a medal of honor, but his skin tone is now legally considered Dorito dust. I'm pretty sure his doctor sends him get-well cards in advance. It's the jubal show.
Starting point is 00:45:21 And that's the text message we just got in at 41061 because an influencer is making headlines for their weird flex but okay moment. And because of that, people are sharing the weirdest flexes that they've ever heard. But why did one influencer make international headlines for their weird flex that cost them thousands of dollars and wildlife control had to be called? Oh, no. Tell you what happened right now. An Australian influencer went viral last week after claiming he, could domesticate any animal. Why?
Starting point is 00:45:53 Already a weird flex right there. Anyway, in showing off his latest project, a six-foot crocodile, he named Snappy Jeff. Snappy Jeff. On TikTok Live, he proudly demonstrated how the crock would sit and stay on
Starting point is 00:46:09 command. That's actually kind of impressive. That's not totally weird flex right there. No, it is. For his grand finale, he tried to show that Snappy Jeff had learned how to fetch. The item was a frisbee and the result chaos. Apparently the crocodile lunged but
Starting point is 00:46:25 not for the frisbee for the man's prized designer flip-flop collection that was stacked neatly behind him which he had spent the first ten minutes of the live stream bragging about that is a weird place. Claiming the collection was worth at least ten grand and boasted that his Gucci slides have
Starting point is 00:46:41 never touched sand only Italian marble. Wow. What are you girls. And in seconds the live stream turned into a scene from Jaws in the Outback, they say furniture flipped over, water spilled and luxury footwear, reduced to confetti. The crocodile
Starting point is 00:46:57 ate all of his $10,000 flip-flop collection. Wow, the alligator. Snappy Jeff just said, no, bro. That's a weird flex. I'm going to take it away from you right now. Viewers on the TikTok live flooded it with comments like, RIP Louis Vuitton flip-flops and the crock just flexed harder than you, bro.
Starting point is 00:47:17 The influencer, I guess, is with a shredded pair of shorts, a bruised ego, and one surviving sandal left. Hey, there you are. We got one. Wildlife authorities later confiscated the crocodile and the man had to mourn both the reptile and what he described as the world's most exclusive flip-flop collection. That's going to be his flex now, though. I used to have the most exclusive flip-flop collection until my alligator ate at crocodile.
Starting point is 00:47:46 Because of that, people online are sharing the weirdest flexes that, they've ever heard in response to this influencer going viral for his weird flex but okay moment. Somebody said that their manager bragged that they haven't listened to music in 15 years because they're too busy. What a weird thing you're proud of. Why would you do that to your stuff?
Starting point is 00:48:03 Why is that a flex, homie? If anything, it makes me want to like be, like, are you okay? It makes me sad for you, yeah. Yeah. Not like, wow, that's so cool. No, I'm sad. Another one said their coworker boasted about not using their paid time off. I've known a lot of people like this. They say their company
Starting point is 00:48:19 doesn't do rollover or payout so they're basically just working for free yeah i used to be that person yeah i've known so many people who would brag about not taking their time off why is that a brag there was a time in my life i believed that that was a brag like i work harder than you you couldn't even touch what i'm doing right now you want because i had a lot of haters when i was coming up and so i was like this is why i have it i don't take days off i don't sleep i go to school and work three jobs and that's why i'm here now i'm thinking back i'm like what an idiot i know right you should have taken your time off. I've always thought that too.
Starting point is 00:48:51 Whenever I've had a manager is like, I don't use any of my personal time off. I haven't taken a vacation in six years. And I'm like, man, you're an idiot. Because when I couldn't take vacations because I was broke and I didn't have money and I had to work because I couldn't take vacations and I didn't have days off because I just had hourly jobs and stuff like that. I didn't take a vacation until, like, my first vacation ever until I was like in my
Starting point is 00:49:10 mid-20s. And as soon as I took a vacation, I'm like, man, those guys are dumb. Like, they're like running the company and they're not taking days off. Yeah. I don't want to work for them. They don't know what they're doing in life. Vacations are dope. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:22 They're nice. And I got to stay taking them. Another person said that their boss still brags about winning a handwriting contest in the third grade. Oh, that's actually kind of cool. 60 years ago. No. That's not cool. Nobody has good handwriting these days or like ever.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Girl. So I think it's pretty impressive, especially if you can do like the calligraphy. No, I'd be so annoyed by that. Okay. Well, I think it's cool. They say that she takes. forever to sign the paychecks, like she's signing an autograph.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Does it all nicely. Somebody texted in at 41061 and said a guy at a bar tried to impress them once by saying he was in a national commercial. Ayo. Okay. But it was a pedigree dog food commercial. And he played the dog's owner's neighbor's cousin.
Starting point is 00:50:07 But it's still a national commercial though. Nina. I think it's cool. Some of this stuff, you guys are being haters. And he only had a line. It was yelling nice dog, but that was cut out, I guess. But have you ever been in a national commercial? His line got cut.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Yeah, that's a bummer. Another person said that their ex-boss bragged that he didn't even know his own son's name or age. Oh. He lived in the house with his wife and his son. That's really sweet. What a weird brag? Like, why would you brag about that? You don't.
Starting point is 00:50:38 That's the thing. You just stay quiet. Somebody else texted in at 41061 and said a date tried to impress them by saying that they've never finished a book but on 400 bookmarks. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending. Have you been biobated or are you biobating? We'll discuss and find out if you are coming up in just a second, but first I need to tell you how you can make money off of your fingernail clippings. Ew.
Starting point is 00:51:02 I have said this before. There will always be a way to make money because there is always a need for the weirdest things. Nina. Don't be grossed out. This is actually really cool because according to Chinese traditional medicine, fingernails are valuable ingredients to different kinds of. concoctions they use to treat various conditions. So there's companies in China that are asking people to send them in their fingernails. I guess this was like a really big thing before the 60s, but then
Starting point is 00:51:27 when that hit, people started to paint their nails. And so it was contaminating the product and it's like you can't send in your painted nails. But now if you grow out your regular fingernails and you send them in, you can make 21 bucks a kilogram. I feel like that's a little bit. Isn't a kilogram little? Yeah, but does that mean like, I don't know if you're saving for a whole year? But isn't there? It says that human adults only grow about 100 grams of fingernails per year. Oh, well. But if you go 100 times 21, like, that's just some extra, yeah, there's some extra money in your pocket just from growing out your fingernails. But is there any way a fingernail can trace back to you?
Starting point is 00:52:00 Would it matter? Yeah, you're sending it like that, like has your DNA or something. But they grind it up. How do you know that for sure? That's what's going to happen. Well, that's exactly. Because they're going to use a regular fingernail just randomly popping up and having somebody swallow it to cut their esophagus. Ew.
Starting point is 00:52:13 That's not what I was thinking. Because what they do is they take the fingernails, they grind it up into a powder, and then it gets mixed into their various medicinal products. I'm just thinking, like, what if that's like your DNA you're just, like, giving away? I mean, I guess we give it away otherwise. Yeah, you could be walking down the street. Somebody pulled your hair and you didn't even notice, and the next thing you know, they've got your DNA. Yeah, you got a good point.
Starting point is 00:52:33 So I wouldn't worry about it too much. Let's make that money. And lastly, bio baiting. Yes, it's a new term that you need to know in the dating world. But also, I think that it just works in general because it's basically saying, that you're exaggerating your bio and all of your dating profiles to sound cooler. Who doesn't, I'm sorry, but everyone that I, every profile I've seen like happen, they all do, like, what's? Yeah, but they're talking about how people are like, love to travel.
Starting point is 00:52:58 And then when you fact-check these people when you meet them, they're like, I've only been down the street or whatever. And maybe in theory they love to travel, but haven't actually traveled. Another one that people are baiting with is when they describe themselves as an entrepreneur. Oh, that one's funny. That used to be like they don't have a job. Yeah, usually. But I'm an entrepreneur and I have a job too. That's different.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Like, I don't know. There's half them who work from coffee shops who actually are like starting a business and the other half who are just like, I want to start a business and this is what I want to do, but don't do anything else. Yeah, yeah. Well, entrepreneur used to mean unemployed. Yeah. Like, that used to be like kind of what we would look at it as and you would definitely
Starting point is 00:53:31 swipe no on an entrepreneur. But now that I am one, I kind of understand what it takes. But be careful what you used to describe yourself because you are bio-baiting. Another one people use is they say that they're foodies. or that they're spontaneous and they're actually not. I see a lot of spontaneous on there. I don't want spontaneity right now. If you text me in the middle of the day
Starting point is 00:53:51 be like, hands go on a hike, absolutely not, homie. I'm doing work. I got things to do. So what do you say in your bio? Like, what's the strongest, most accurate, descriptive word that you use? Chaotic, I think. Jubles.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Dirty little secret. Hello? Hey, how you doing? Hey, you have a dirty little secret? Yes, I do. Sweet, what is it? all right so a few nights ago me and my buddies got together to throw a surprise party for one of our friends it was a 30th birthday we have yeah it was you know i went back i went to college with these guys back in the day so uh we get together
Starting point is 00:54:30 we have a party i mean we're getting super drunk doing all crazy kinds of drugs like back in the day things get a little funky you know so you know obviously the party started getting a pack my my boys invite their girls you know, it starts getting, you know, nice and fun in there. Later that night, I'm in the backyard, and what's crazy is my best friend's girl is out there. She also had a few drinks. She's, like, hanging out next to me on a porch and whatnot. And out of nowhere, we end up making out. And I don't know what to tell my best friend at this point, you know, for me, it's awkward.
Starting point is 00:55:08 But the thing is, she's texting me, so I don't know what to do right now. So she's still trying to make it happen. happen? Yeah, she's just like being super friendly, just sexing back and forth for me and soccer. So I've been like, you know, just kind of going along with the situation, but trying to be careful because she's my best friend's girl. I mean, yeah. I mean, can you just remind her that she's got a man and that he is your best friend? Yeah, I mean, I can, but what's crazy it is is that I'll have got on my boy last night. And the thing is is, I feel like he's started and I don't know if he saw some messages between.
Starting point is 00:55:45 me and her but he was like do me you should hang out all together with his girl I don't know if he's kind of hinting at a threesome or whatnot but that was the idea I started getting it in my head so now I'm staying here like hmm what should I do should I just like
Starting point is 00:56:00 go along with it just come out tell him and see if we can pull this off or not you know I'm thinking about it it sounds like you are legit thinking about it I mean could you do that like are you open to sharing with your best? I don't know I want to ruin things it's not going to be a nice friendship anymore you know what if she ends up liking me more
Starting point is 00:56:20 like change like that get complicated me I want to do it it's not going to affect me I don't know if that's my first thought to be honest it'd be like I don't want to ruin my friendship with my friend but a good second thought would be what if they like me more than my best friend yeah exactly so right now that's where I'm stuck I don't know it's a hard decision I got to I'm thinking about it I might do it All right, well. Do their stuff. Whatever you decide, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
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