First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from December 24th, 2025

Episode Date: December 24, 2025

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Toad suck, Arkansas. Okay, just to clarify, did you say toad? Toad suck. Toad suck. Toad suck, Arkansas. And a story is making international headlines out of Tootsuck, Arkansas. Because a man is behind bars after authorities responded to multiple 911 calls about a shirtless individual aggressively mowing lawns he didn't own while yelling,

this one's for the squirrels on Toad Suck Road in Arkansas. What? Toad Suck Road, yeah. For the squirrels. Deputies say Carlton Nuddy Simmons, 41, was writing a John Deer Moor completely nude except for mismatched socks, a fanny pack, which allegedly had half-eaten pop-tart, three bottle caps, and a glitter bomb in it. Hey, a glitter bomb! And when authorities questioned Simmons, he told officers he was recreating a sacred squirrel dance, and that's why he was doing it. He's been arrested.

But people are talking about the town Toad-suck now all over the world. world because of the weird name and Toad Suck Road. When I think of a man from Arkansas, if I'm being on, that's what I kind of picture now. The guy with the Fanny Pack? The Fanny Pack, no clothes on, and a glitter bomb, baby. I think everything else except the no clothes on was okay on Toad Suck Road. Just got to wear clothes if you're on Toad Suck Road. Why would you name a road that?

I don't know. What was inspired? Like, is there Toads on that road? Because of that, we pulled up some of the weirdest street names in the country. Oh, okay. Go over some of those. there's another road in Arkansas called Far from Poopin Road

in Fanny Arkansas Stop it right now Who comes up with the names of roads I don't know but you shouldn't allow it to be able to make a road name Intoxicated and I feel like both of these were made under Far from Poopin Road in Fannie Arkansas It's in Fannie Arkansas What's your address

Can you imagine telling somebody that Let's pretend like you took a trip to California And you meet somebody cool And they're like hey let me send you this letter You're like yeah sure no problem I'm on something poop road and fanny. What? The reason that they've named it far from poop and road is there are very few bathrooms in the town.

Oh. And you have to drive far to get to a bathroom. So it's legit. It's a very literal name. Well, that's kind of nice, actually. It tells you exactly what it means. What did that make you want to have more bathrooms? Here's another one of the weirdest street names in the country.

Windy Butway in Las Vegas. It's pronounced Butte, but nobody really knows that when you see it. Windy But, Also, no one is saying it that way when they read it, okay? No way. Yeah, where are you? I'm on Windy Butt Way. There's also a Windy Butt ranch in Spring Mills, Pennsylvania, and a Windy Butt retreat in Clancy, Montana.

Oh, wow. Windy Butt is a popular name. Who knew? Retreat? I can see what that T-shirt looks like. Windy Butt retreat. You don't want to be on Far from Booth and Road, headed to Windy Butt. Because you might end up on Tutin Hill Road.

in West Simsbury, Connecticut. Somebody was really just trying to pull one over on everybody. Now do you get to Tutton Hill High School? You have to take Tutton Hill Road, of course. That's another one of the weirdest street name. A graduate of Tutton Hill High School. What's the mascot? A windy butt probably.

Bugger Hollow Road is another weird weird name. There's actually six states that have a Booger Hollow Road. I hate that word. I hate that word so much. Why? I don't know. Bugger just bugs me. There's a Booger Hollow Road in Georgia, Arkansas, Alabama, California, Missouri, and Louisiana.

What if it's a same exact person going from state to state to seeing how many states he can get that one road in? We're just going to travel and visit all the Booger Hollow Road. There's also another road with a weird name. Have It Your Way in Eagle Mountain, Utah. Have itcher, have it, H-A-V-I-T-U-R-E way. Have-It-U-R-E-Way. Did McDonald's name that? They should have.

That sounds like a fun one. It does. Story-Making international headlines about a naked guy who got arrested mowing lawns in Toad Suck, Arkansas, because of that we looked up some of the weirdest names of streets in the country. There's a psychopath, psychopath, in Traverse City, Michigan. So it's actually a path, and they call it a psycho? Psychopath. No, that should be illegal, and I have, I feel very strongly about that.

You should never be able to name anything like psycho or like murder. Because if you were running down the road, and let's say you have to call the police because someone's chasing you, you're going to be like, hey man, someone's chasing me. I got a psychopath on my butt. Like, oh my gosh, where are you? I'm running down psychopath lane. And then the next thing you know, the call drops. How are they going to be able to find you? That should be not allowed.

How many psychopath roads do you think there are? There should be none. There's a few. There's one in Choctaw, Ellisville, Oklahoma, Sparry, Mississippi, Seidel Arcadia. and Lake Susie, Florida. So there's a few, few psychopath. Why would you name a road, Psychopath Road?

I don't know. It just kind of makes me want to put my ex in the car and be like, hey, I want to show you something. I'm going to drop you off at home. Welcome to Psychopath Road. This one is extremely long. This is an extremely long road name, but it actually exists in Houston, Texas.

My way, which way, right way, that way, straight way. Bro. Okay, that's not even. Road. That's terrible. Imagine having to type that in a text message. It's another jubal phone frame. Weekday mornings on the 20s.

Hello? Yeah, it's donk. Donk? Do I know you? Well, like, is this Natalie? Yeah. Yeah. So, like, we haven't a fish met yet, but like, I'm like,

um here like as entertainment for the holiday party um i'm just looking at my like the thing i was booked through the company you know like so they just um they just gave me the information like i'm here i'm downstairs i was just putting on my rip-off santa outfit and like i'm ready to go but i want to make sure like i didn't come up too soon before like you know everybody's ready to go wait your santa outfit is a rip-off outfit yeah Yeah. Like, I also have Elf, too, if that's what you want. I could even be Rudolph because I got, like, a little red, like, it doesn't really go on the nose, but, like, I do have a red thing that, like, I can put on the end of it. It's kind of fun, like, people like it.

No, no, no. We, we call for it as Santa. Yeah, okay, cool. So, yeah, I'm in, I got the Santa suit on, and I'm just getting every, like, I'm getting oiled up and stuff and getting ready to go. But, like, do you want me to come up now? I'm all right I hired a Santa for a company work party this is an office a corporate office work party

yeah and like let me see I think that's totally cool that like your office would hire adult entertainment for like an event like this like I've never done a work party before no no absolutely not

I did not hire adult entertainment aside from you being an adult playing at Santa there will be no adult entertaining. So I have a question on language, like, because it seems like you guys are pretty loose, you know, if you're willing to hire me to come up there and, like, you know, deliver my presence. But, like, you know, Jolly old St. Nick is, like, the character that I'm playing today, but, like, when I do events like this, I usually, like, change the N in it to something

else, but I don't know if they're going to be cool with that language-wise. Absolutely not. No, no, they will not be cool with that. I am not. not cool with that. Listen, I organized this office party. You were supposed to be a surprise guest, but that is not the kind of surprise that will need to happen at this party. And it can't happen at this party. Well, because like the invoice I'm looking at right now says you wanted a Santa to like come up there and like, um, introduce himself to your boss and then tell them that they're on the naughty list. And then that's when like, no, no, look, you idiot. I did not hire a stripper for company work party. That doesn't make any sense. Okay. I don't understand how like the

directives were clear. So I don't understand how your company got this so messed up. So like don't get confused because like I thought I was going to come up there like and then first thing I was going to do is be like, you know, since I'm sad and I was going to be like, all right, where are my hose? And then I would like grab. I just don't understand how you guys. I just don't understand how you guys got this so messed up i worked for like a conservative corporate office we do not want no stripper up here but like i think you'd be really excited about it because like i went all out for this gig and like i've got um like i've already attached like the special santa sack that sounds disgusting listen donk i did not order a stripper

for this holiday party I do not want you to come up here with your stupid stack and if you try it you will be

physically removed from these premises I'm not playing with you do not come up here okay well then I'll let you know that this is actually Jubel from the Jubil Show

doing a phone prank on you and your co-worker James set you up oh I'm going to kill him He said that you spent a lot of time organizing this company Christmas party and wanted to mess with you. He said, and I did. Oh, oh, I'm going to kill him. He's definitely going on the naughty list.

Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending. Have you implemented the viral three by three trends to improve your life in your life? life. If you don't know what that is yet, I'm going to tell you in just a second so you can improve your life. Look at this self-help. Somebody who could probably use it, I'll tell you in a second.

The wine industry is suffering. This is not good for those of us that love wine, but apparently in California they've had to shut down vineyards because so many people in the U.S. have stopped drinking alcohol. Really? Yes. Over the past 20 years, the harvest has completely

like just gone down. And so that's hard for the people that are growing grapes, so They just shut down the vineyards all in general, like all together or whatever. So, I mean, we still have wine, but if you want that to come back, drink more of it, I guess. I don't know the answer. But the viral three by three trend is probably not telling you to just pound the wine. But this is what they say. The hack that's supposed to improve your life is to have three mini goals completed before noon every day.

So walk 3,000 steps, drink one third of your daily water goal, and then eat roughly 30 grams of protein all before noon. huh okay and then that could change your life i think i do that do you yeah 30 grams of protein oh yeah yeah you guys have a smoothies oh yeah you guys have like at least 30 grams 50 really yeah it's like a gainer one so whatever yeah it has 50 grams and the one that i take in the one that i drink in the morning has 50 grams of protein so i got that in i work out in the morning so i get my steps in yeah i don't know how you do that does your life feel improved uh he's like no sure it always just feels the same. I don't mean that in a bad way.

Yeah. You know, sometimes I mean it in a bad way. Right now I don't though. Okay. Solid. Yeah. My life's already dope, you know. Wow.

Yeah, that is a good way to put it. Whatever. Life is life. Okay. You know, it has its ups and downs, but whatever, it is what it is. If you want to positive, see, I'm being very positive, but it comes off negative. That's what's funny. When I'm positive, it still comes off kind of negative.

But I mean that in a good way, you know? Like, life is life, man. It just is what it is. It's just true. And once you can accept that, then, like, you really don't have a bad day. You may have a bad day, but also you're like, yeah, it's just a bad day. Tomorrow will be different, hopefully. I always look at it as, like, a circle.

Like, it's got to start somewhere and then come back around, right? Yeah, yeah. So that doesn't always has to rise again. Exactly. Or the three-by-three trend. I mean, whatever you wanted it to be. That's what's trending. First date of follow-up, powered by the advocates injury attorneys.

Online at Advocateslaw.com. Because it's Christmas time, we're counting down the 12 first-day follow-up of Christmas as voted on by you. Yeah. The countdown all the way to the number one first date follow-up that you voted on. Shane is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Carolina. So in a few minutes, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him

and maybe get him another date. But first, Shane, how long has it been since you heard from her? It's been probably like three weeks. Okay. Have you reached out to her in that time? Yeah, like maybe four or five times. that is a definite ghosting I don't think that's why he's going

I guess to tell him that he knows tell us about your day I'm sorry Shane yeah so I actually met her on Instagram she just lit in my DMs and apparently we had gone to the same college together

but I didn't know her while we were both there but we chatted for probably a few weeks and then we met up at this bar it had arcade games in it we played Papa Shop and ski ball and stuff.

It was cute. What really attracted me to her was that she was competitive about it. I love that and a girl. But we did that, had some drinks, had some snacks, and it was a great time, like a lot of flirting,

a lot of touching going on. We talked endlessly. We laughed. Like, it really seemed like perfect date. Yeah. I mean, the only thing that I can think of is that we both Uber there

and then after the day we both went in our respective Uber's but before that she pulled me into the alley and we made out like pretty intensely and it escalated into like

this weird dirty talk I mean she told me to tell her that I was a piece of a what? She yeah she made me do this little strip tees and she was filming this.

And you were okay with that? It was weird, but something about it was kind of hot. Like, I was kind of into it. She kept asking me if I wanted more, and obviously I said yes. And then on a dime,

it just completely stopped. Because your cars came, or just all of a sudden she's like, okay, I'm done now? No, it's like the switch was just turned off. And she thanked me for the night, she gave me one more kiss and then she asked me

if I knew what I did and I didn't know how to answer that I mean I don't know if it was some kind of like kinky buildup thing but that was it I mean that was the last time I talked to her so you know you did something

he did a strip tease maybe that did something to her I don't know I have no idea It was so bizarre. Yeah. Okay. And you've texted her and she said nothing to you. Yeah, absolutely nothing.

I feel so invested. Yeah. Like what was like the last thing you did before she just stopped? Um, I mean, I think I just, you know, say I'd like to see her again and, uh, had a great time. You know, the usual end of date, small talk. Yeah, but I mean, like, when you were like, I'm a naughty little boy. Well, transition. Yeah, like, was there something that you did where she was like, okay, I'm done?

Like, pull your pants up real quick? No. No, the way that she acted, it didn't seem like she was reacting to something that I did. It just, all of a sudden, she just stopped. I really have no idea why. Right in the middle of your first date, follow up, if you're just joining us, Shane is on the phone, and Shane is getting ghosted by Carolina. So we're about to call her and see if she tells us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Shane, why don't you catch everybody up on your phone?

date with carolina yeah so um men on instagram we went out had a great time in our arcade bar um afterwards she had me do like this weird kinky stuff and the alley and i was uh pretty into it and then she just suddenly stopped and i have not heard from her sense okay are you ready for us to call her i would want to know it's been ready yeah all right here we go Sorry. Hey. Is this Carolina? Yeah.

This is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubal. How are you? Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Hi. Do you listen to the show?

I do, actually, yeah. Do you have any idea why we're calling you today? Um, not really Okay, have you heard a first date follow-up before? Um, yeah, yeah, mm-hmm. Well, that's why we're calling you. We got an email about you from somebody that you're ghosting. Okay, okay.

His name is Shane. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah. Shane emailed us and told us about your date, and he said it's been three weeks since he heard from you, and he wants to know if you'll tell us why you're ghosting him. Um, okay.

Um, I am ghosting him because I got what I want from him. It wasn't, um, oh my God, I can't believe you actually called you guys. It wasn't, um, it, like, was not a real date for me. It wasn't a real date? What does that mean? Okay, so I was literally just on Instagram. You probably told you that that's how we met. But, um, I was scrolling and I saw him and I recognized him because he

screwed over my sister in color. Oh, how so? My older sister, Elena, and him were together and he was a total d'b. Just sleeping with anything that moved, just

lined her, making empty promises and all this crap, and she was so oh my God, I've never seen her more heartbroken. It was ridiculous. This was in college? Mm-hmm. So you saw him on Instagram and set up a

date with him to get revenge? Yes. Oh. So he never met you when he was dating your sister? Like he had no clue who you were? No, no. I said that I told him that we went to college together. He just went to college with my sister and I wasn't even like in the picture.

But, I mean, he believed it. I guess he believed what he wanted to believe that a girl would want to go out with him. And yeah. Okay. Does your sister know that you did this? She knows now. She didn't know. before the fact, but I wanted to give it to her as kind of like a surprise.

Because she's like fine now. I mean, she's over him because he's garbage. But I, and I wasn't even thinking about it. I just saw him on Instagram and I was like, oh, my God, I have to do this. So is that why you filmed him doing all kinds of weird things in an alley? I was like, which part is revenge? Because it sounded kind of hot. Wow.

He definitely seemed to think that it was because he was really into it. But I, that was for, yeah, that was for the revenge. I showed my sister the video and we were cracking up about it. It was so freaking funny. So it's a video like him doing a strip tease? Mm-hmm. And him saying I wanted to make sure that I made him say that he was a piece of shit. He thought that that was, okay.

He thought you were like, you know, that was your thing. Yeah, that I was like degrading him or whatever. Or was like, you. Oh. Okay. Because you really got to think twice for you. For real. Anything.

The next time someone pulls out their cell phone in an alley and wants to feel me doing weird things, I'm going to question it twice before I do it. He probably should. He made it so easy. He made it so easy. Thank you for being honest with us. Carolina, Shane is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Oh, my God.

Seriously? I honestly, I can't believe what I'm hearing. Are you serious? Yeah, it's This is psychotic After, like, you're just not really Wanted to talk after what you did to my sister This is just like

I mean, if you heard someone I love like Like seriously That was years ago You are seriously crazy For doing this Oh my God You're the one who would do whatever a girl tells you In an alley so I don't really know like

What are you talking? I was in college Like I'm a completely different person now the fact that you did this whole thing is absolutely psychotic okay seriously you're gonna record me like that who else has seen this video judge oh my god literally just me and my sister calm the down why should i believe you no honestly carolina i should get a lawyer oh my god oh my god please What would you see? You're always overreacting, literally, like, killed F-out.

What do you think? You don't even know me. No, I know what you're like. I know what you did in my sister. How should I react to this? I mean, this is insane. I don't know. It's insane what you did to my sister.

You don't treat people like that. You have no idea, and you're condescending your last. Like, oh my God. Absolutely. Whatever, man. It's just karma. It's just coming back around. You just can't handle it.

Yeah, sure. Sure. Wow, you're a real pet. I really missed out, huh? Yeah. I mean, I guess you did. You're having fun. You're the one who was so willing to do all this stuff in the alley with me.

Like, you didn't take any convincing. Yeah, because I thought I was on a real date. And it turns out that you're doing this revenge on me. This is absolutely crazy. Whatever. You just can't take it. Don't dish it out. happen if you can't take it look oh my god i'm going to delete it anyway i already

stood my sister and i'm going to delete it after i show one of my co-workers you'll be hearing from me okay i'm getting legal advice about this i'm serious i'm dead serious okay i'll hear from you on instagram i don't know if you can do anything though what does he say i willingly did a strip tis and now it's public yeah yeah i'm sorry shane i I know, that sucks. On both sides? I don't know what to say here.

Okay, I guess I won't need to video then. I'll just hold on to it in case I need to show it in court. And it'll just entertain me until then. Yikes. Well, Carolina, would you like another date with Shane? We'll pay for it. If you're paying for it, I'll just record him doing more stupid stuff. That's fine with me.

You're going to hear from my lawyer. Okay, cool. You know what? I'm glad I cheated on your sister. Oh, okay. So is that a no, then second date for you guys? Yeah, no way in hell. Yeah, I don't think, though.

He obviously doesn't learn from his mistakes. All right, then, bye then, stripper boy. Jubel's first date follow-up. What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged, Airhead? No, not even. I didn't say that. Why am I even listening to to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive.

It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia. And let's meet today's contestant for you or Victoria. Jesse, what's up, Jesse? How are you? Hey, hey, what's up, my man? Not much. Oh, look on, me.

We're getting ready for the day here. That's cool. We got a little hype man with you or hypewoman. I don't know. Always. 24-7. Oh, that's so cute. I want a kid just for that reason.

Are you ready to take on Victoria? Oh, yeah. Yeah, my dad are going. Oh, nice. All right. Oh, sweet. Why? We're going to send Victoria out of the studio, and the game is played like this.

30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to beat both of you guys outright to win, okay? All right, we're ready. All right, here we go. Jesse. What's your name? Geo.

Geo. Jesse and Geo. Okay. Here we go, guys. Your time starts now. In the song, Irreplaceable by Beyonce, she puts all of her ex's stuff in a box, where? To the left. Which continent is the natural habitat of the ostrich?

Australia. What is an autoscope used to look at? Uh, internals of an engine? Which pop star is the godmother of both of Elton John's sons? Oh, bad. Up to how many stars can a hotel have? Five. All right, got that in.

We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, here's a question for you guys. If you could live in one celebrity's pocket for the day, which one would you choose and why? Which celebrity is he? My dad. Oh.

Wow. You guys are really besties. I love this. That's so cute. Yeah, that's cool. We are. 100%. All right, Victoria, if you could live in one celebrity's pocket for the day, which one would you choose and why?

Taylor Swift. And why? Why not? Yeah, I could get all the information that, like, her business information kind of thing. Oh, yeah. Like, like, not her information, but, like, her model of how she does things. Oh, I was thinking she'd probably going to put a credit card in my pocket at some point. That's what I was like.

Right down that number. That too? I feel bad. I was going to, like, I want, like, the knowledge. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. All right. Here we go.

30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass and you have to beat Gio and Jesse outright to win. Here we go, Victoria. You guys can tell Victoria when to go. Go! In the song, Irreplaceable by Beyonce.

She put all of her ex's stuff in a box. Where? Oh. By the curb? Which continent is the natural habitat of the ostrich? I think it's a curb. Ostrich, ostrich, ostrich, ostrich.

Australia. Oh. What is an autoscope used to look at? Yikes. Autoscope, the stars. Which pop star is the godmother of both of Elton John's sons? The only person I have in my head is Kate Winslet. Weird, that's random.

All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did. Our social media producer Gabby's not here today, so Nina has your score. I do. Well, Victoria got zero, correct? Ooh, okay. But Jesse and Gio got two. Oh, congratulations. You guys did it.

How didn't you get those right? You beat Victoria. We need the box with him on the curb. Let's get the answers now, Anita. Yeah. People, we still have to give you the otter. The what? The otter?

Last time we called in, we talked to you about how he's got a collection of little stuff to otters. You said you wanted one. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I do. I want to add it to my collection. Hey, send it over. You send you one. Yeah.

It'll hang out on my bed next to Edgewater Eddie. Oh. There's just a bunch of stuffed animals now. Thanks. Thank you. Look, I won something, too. That's awesome. Congrats.

All right, let's get the answer to no one, Nina. This song, Irreplaceable, Beyonce puts all of her ex and stuff in a box to the left. Ah, dang it. The curb is good. She's very literal. Right? It's probably on the left. An ostrich is natural to Africa.

An autoscope is used to look at the ear. Lady Gaga is the godmother of both of Elton John's sons. and then a hotel can have five stars. Jesse and Gio, thank you guys. You guys have a great day. Well, thank you guys. Bye. We play you versus Victoria this same time every single weekday morning.

It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jebel show. Mia is on the phone today for To Catch a Cheater, and she's been with her boyfriend, J.B., for about a half a year now, and she already thinks something might be going on. So we'll see if he is. Hopefully he isn't.

But Mia, what's up? Why do you think that J.B. might be cheating on you? Hey, yeah, thanks for having me. This is really weird. And normally, I would consult my girlfriends, but I listen to you guys a lot. So I figured you might be able to have some advice to offer me. But, yeah, so I love my boyfriend, J.B. We met six months ago.

And it's been really great. Literally, he's my dream die. And oddly enough, my brother actually introduced us. That's pretty awesome, actually. Yeah, which is that's one of the best things that my brother could have given me. My brother could have given me. So I love J.B., like really hot, guy of my dreams that I've ever, ever wanted to date. And it was like a dream come true and that.

And, yeah, pretty soon after dating about three months in, he even gave me keys to his house, which I thought was like, okay, we're building something here. There's trust, there's commitment. Everything was really good. He's super respectful. doesn't make me feel uncomfortable about not wanting to do anything or anything like that. So one day, you know, because we both together, I was cleaning up around the house. I was doing some laundry.

I was putting away some of his underwear. And I saw some that did not belong to him clearly because they're of a different design and different texture. And it's super weirded me out. and I thought perhaps maybe left behind by his ex because of him and his exes lived together as well. So maybe she left something behind. Also, she left something behind. Why haven't you been?

Why haven't you like fixed it? Also, why do you still have it? Just throw it away. Do you know what I mean? Just to clarify, when you say by different design, are you talking about like women's panties? Like it's a full-blown. Yeah.

Okay, okay. I was going to ask that too. Yeah. Yeah. And I was going to ask if it could be his exes. But that's a good point, though. I mean, you'd want to get rid of that. that stuff if you knew it was there but maybe he didn't these are all the thoughts that I've had in

my head so thank you for letting me know that I'm absolutely not 100% crazy um so yeah they're red and their silk oh okay yep not his yeah yeah that's not his and it's definitely not mine I don't even like bread so this is weird for me I'm holding on to it I'm trying not to panic I'm like vibrating I'm trying to take deep breaths so I'm just like holding on to this I love him I don't want to scare him off, but also, like, you know, what the F? Yeah. She's a valid question. I mean, you find women's underwear and your boyfriend's stuff.

Did you ask him about it? I kind of hinted around it, and I, like, I said stuff about, like, being, like, I'm so scared. I'm so scared, guys, because, like, literally, it's, like, coming across the person of your dreams and not wanting to ruin it, but also trying to find some human decency that you, like, you respect yourself. So it's, like, I just, I don't know what to do. Clearly, clearly, they're not his. clearly they're not mine they might be as exes also in our neighborhood there is a girl that was close by and she's coming here whatever but she gives me like really bad vibes and she's

always flirting with jb yeah whenever she sees us out together she's always like oh my god db how are you how's your day and i'm like oh cool i don't exist really i'm just a ghost right now does she do that to other people too though or is she singling out your man not even i feel like she's singling him out So I'm like, okay, is it Jenna? Like, is it, like, who is it? Is it, like, the mailman? No, I like, I'm losing my mind. Like, clearly fuck the mailman, you know?

So, I don't know. I'm just freaking out. I don't know what to do. I don't, I like, do I throw it away? Is he going to notice that I threw it away? Like, do I burn it? Do I, like, I don't chop it up and leave it on the dinner table? I don't know what to do.

Well, I'm kind of curious, though, like, when you're hinting around it, how does he react to that? Does he feel like, does it seem like he is hiding something from you? Does that make him squirrely? or he's just like oblivious? He's oblivious. Like, I know he's a guy and not to put guys down because they can be oblivious

but like he's like, yeah. Hey, babe, what's up? You know, how's your day? You know, what should you order pizza? And I'm like, feeding in the background. Like, fuck your pizza. Yeah. If you're just joining us for today's

to catch a cheater, Mia is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of six months might already be messing around. So in a second, we're going to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store

that he's a roared, card member at, and say that every single month We choose one rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll see if he believes that. And if he does, we'll see who he sends a flowers to, his girlfriend, Mia, or to somebody else. But before we do that, Mia, why don't you catch us up on why you suspect he's cheating? So, like he said, my boyfriend is six months.

We look together. I'm very happily coupled. I was basically putting away laundry, and I found women's underwear in his drawer. And so I'm kind of conflicted as to what to do. I don't know if it's the neighbors or someone else's or his exes, but I've kind of hinted around trying to get to the bottom of that and nothing has come from it. So I'm kind of like losing my mind at this point. Yeah.

Okay. Well, here we go. You ready? Yeah. All right. Hello? Hey, this is Corbyn calling from. I was looking for our rewards card.

member name. J.B. B. B. Oh, yeah, that's me. J.B., hi, how are you? Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to give you a big congratulations and thank you. You're this month's big winner. All right. Yeah. Thanks. What does this mean? Oh, well, every single month we choose one rewards card member to say thank you very much for being such a loyal customer by gifting you free flowers delivered from our floral department. You've won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolates and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the 50 United States of America. America, absolutely free. Congratulations. Cool, thank you.

Yes, no problem. And here's how it works. I can take the information over the phone. I can do that in just a matter of minutes. If you're prepared to do that right now, you know you want to send it to, no problem. I can do that. Yeah, I mean, cool. I know who I want to send it to. Okay, I can take down the information right now then. The first thing I would need would be the first and last name of the person and then what you would want to say on a card if you want to say something. And then you get the address and stuff.

Okay. First name. is Mia. Mia, and then a last name on that? Gotcha. And anything you want to put on a card to Mia? Yeah, yeah. We could have it say, I've made mistakes. I have regrets, but you are not one of them.

I love you, Mia. Know that. Is that too long or is that our? No, that should be good. That should be great. Okay, cool. Well, yes, we can get that sent out. And I would get the address from you,

but I can't do that right now because this actually is not the grocery store. This is Jubal from the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, and I'm Victoria. And we do a segment on the show called to catch a cheater where if you think your significant other might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to. And your girlfriend Mia is actually on the phone. Yeah.

Okay. So she's not getting flowers? No. That's up to you. So what's what's up? I called them up because I was feeling uncomfortable. and I've been wanting to ask you about something. So I was doing laundry and I found some underwear in your door.

That's clearly not yours. So I need you to tell me like what's up. Baby, hello? Oh, my God. Are you serious? Are you there? I am. I am.

I just really wasn't. prepared for this. There's nothing to... You were prepared for those? Cool. I wasn't prepared for those. No, look, look. There's no problem. I mean, they don't belong to anybody.

I mean, they belong to me, all right? Listen. You do. Like, what are you even saying right now? I don't believe you. It's full shit. I just need you to be a man and tell me who they belong to. Okay. Well, listen, look. You know, I'm listening so much, and I realize, like, you're kind of going out on the limb here, like, taking this on the radio, but it's kind of putting me in a position.

So I'm going to be very honest with you to, I guess, save this relationship. They are mine, okay? They do not belong to anybody but me. I bought them. I own them, and that is why they are there. Wait, what? So look, look, I know this is not how I would choose to tell you this, okay, but I guess you need to know. I need to know.

I need to know. I don't want you getting the wrong impression here. They do not belong to anybody else. That is the key thing I need you to know. I'm kind of into them, all right? I don't know. It's just a really private thing. I'm not prepared to really.

I don't know what You couldn't tell me Well because it's Why did I have to find out this way babe I have never told anybody about this I have no words for it I that's why I'm struggling now It's just kind of a private kind

I guess you could say kink sort of thing You know And I And I've never really been in a relationship This solid Like I've just never had the occasion To discuss it I mean I'm sorry

It is embarrassing. I hope I'm making sense. I hear you. I love you. I respect you. I just, are you dressing in women's clothes completely? Like,

are you cross-trust or what is, like, is you doing this on the weekends? What is this? How long? No, it's nothing that involved. Have I put them on?

Yes, I have put them. I think they feel nice. And it's just like a private thing every once in a while. while I'll kind of get into. I don't know. It just feels good.

Just your stay. We'll wear them sometimes. Most of the other times, they just kind of sit in the drawer. Dave, I feel so bad. I was over here thinking that it was like Jenna or like your exes or something.

Like I literally had been silently freaking out and I did not know what to do and I'm so sorry that I didn't come to you personally. Oh, that's like I can't. I understand that you would find these and probably think something. So, like, that is the key thing I need you to know is that, like, and we can talk about, you know, my interest in this down the road,

but first of foremost, know that they do not belong to anybody but me. I would not do that to you. Are there any other surprises that I need to know about? Just maybe that one thing that you kind of always wanted to try. I'm working. I'm making that happen. Well, what? All right.

Well, I don't know if we need all that info. now like good good for you bea that sounds fun and at least you know he's not cheating yeah i i do babe i'm so sorry and i love i love you and i'm sorry i'll i'll be better about communication in the future but i'm glad that he's about now i love you too and maybe you know we'll look back and say this was the best way to get it out of the open i don't know until all her underwear starts going missing. Oh, yeah. And she looks at you and she's like, honey, you got to ask before you take my panties.

This is actually kind of hot. Maybe you can know one's night. I don't know. I don't know if I'd fit into them anyway, but you do have some nice ones. I will say. All right. Okay. The Jubal shows to

catch a cheater. I matched with this guy on Tinder and his first voice note that he sent me was just him chewing chip. No hello, just crunching in my ear like we were in a Pringles commercial. Why? Then he sent me a second message that said, I thought this would be cute, you know, so you can hear what it's like to have snacks together. We called it our ASMR future love story. I called it blocked.

I would not block something because of that. That is creativity point. A text message we just got in at 4106-1 because there's a study going viral about the biggest dating turnoffs for women when it comes to the dating apps. Text in yours, 4106.1, and we'll tell you what the number one dating app turnoff for women is in just a second, but let's go over some of the top. Turnoffs for women when it comes to dating apps. Over messaging or getting too clingy, it says.

Healthy relationships need breathing room. Coming on too strong before that suggests the lack of boundaries and can feel like love bombing, which often leads to burnout and controlling behavior. Isn't it like the blue text rule? Like you shouldn't have too many blue blocks. or green blocks, depending on whatever type of thought you have. Too many blocks that are your own. Yeah, too many blocks that are your own.

And I feel like on the dating apps, it's just guys going over and over and over again, hey, hi, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, with no response. Until you get the long paragraph where they yell at you. Seriously? I don't want to talk to you anyway. We're going over the top dating turnoffs for women when it comes to dating apps when it comes to guys. Guys using poor grammar and spelling is also in the top. Yeah.

It says it's not about being an English major. it's about effort. A dating profile is your highlight reel, and if you can't take the time to write clearly, it signals you may not put effort into other parts of your relationship either. Plus, bad grammar can make you sound less intelligent than you are, which is not the vibe you probably want.

And this is the most logical explanation for all of it. I mean, yes, that feels like common sense to me. I feel like it just really cracked me up. But why? You okay with him not being, like, correct? No, I'm not, but it's just so funny. Like, if someone texts me and be like, you're beautiful, but like spells your, Y, oh, you are.

are and like, where it's the E? Yeah. I'm like, oh, okay. It's a turnoff, though, right? 100%. Yeah. You're not getting a response. We're going over the top dating turnoffs for women when it comes to guys on the dating

apps, only posting group photos in your profile. It says every picture is a group shot. It's either because he's hiding behind his friends, he's insecure about standing alone, or he's trying to level up his own attractiveness through comparison. And it creates confusion and nobody wants to fall for the hot best friend by mistake. Yeah. Bro, I hate this. They get themselves into trouble, though,

because now you're presenting other options to us and every time you post a picture. Well, it's like a game. It starts ending up being like a game of like Where's Waldo and having to do like detective skills. Which one are you? What do you think it is? And you hope it's the one, but then you find out

that that is their friend. You're like, dang it. Well, what's your name? Yeah. Is your friend single? Here's another one of the top turnoffs for women when it comes to men on the dating apps. Flonting his wealth, it says.

Well, ambition can be attractive, making money. Your personality signals shallow priorities and it implies that status is more important than substance and it risks attracting people who care about what you own rather than who you are. And that's a shaky foundation for any relationship. Preach. Okay, wait.

But the thing is, if a guy posted picture like flying a plane, that in a way could be flaunting your well. But if you have like a license to fly the plane to back up, I don't know, that's kind of hot. You like that? Well, yeah, because then we can go fly around. Like, where you want to take me, man? Okay, so what if it's a dude that's posting a picture with like,

his Gucci slides and then he's got his Gucci belt and then he's got the wallet on the table. And then behind him is his like, what are those trucks called again? Tesla truck? Cybertruck. With a cyber truck behind that. You know what I'm saying? Like, do you like that? The cyber truck alone is going to turn me off.

Like, homie, have you seen how many of those blown up? I ain't trying to get into one of those cars. I bet there are a lot of cyber trucks on the dating apps. It wouldn't surprise me. Yeah. Why? Is there? I don't know. I'm not on them. Yes. Victoria, we were out a winery and this one dude pulled up in the cyber truck

and I was like oh my gosh quick we got to see what this person looks like yeah we got up to him it's like this older dude kind of super tight jeans and this really young beautiful woman like with him and it was like could it be more of a stereotype insane we're like nailed it

here's another one of the top turnoffs for women when it comes to the dating apps vulgar pickup lines so guys using something explicit immediately frames that the interaction is purely physical and not charming. I think you need to know your audience.

Yeah. I feel like you would 100% like these. Yeah. But that is a major turnoff. And I had a guy the other day. But it's got to be funny, though. Okay, what did you say? He asked me if I was a light switch.

And I was like, what? And he goes, because you're turning me on. And I was like, no, you're turning me off. That's funny though. That's not. That's weird. I mean, yeah, but that ended it. I was like, you're turning me up.

Yes, I am a light switch. And you just turned off the lights for good. So I'm out. And the number one biggest turnoff for women when it comes to the dating apps is men not having photos of themselves on their profile. Bro, what do you want it by the FBI? Why can I see your face? It says from a trust and safety perspective, it's a red flag because online dating is already a high risk for misinterpretation and profiles without solo shots make women wonder if he's hiding his appearance, if he's in a relationship, or if he's even real. Oh, yeah, good point.

What else are you posting if you don't post Sunsets, Jubal? Is it sunset? You're a fancy car, a fish. These are all things I've seen. I don't want to date your sunset photo, Nina. I want to date you. It's just I don't have any pictures of myself,

just the beautiful sunsets that I see. And your smile reminds me of that beautiful sunset. Dang, well, I kind of like that. And so I want to do it with you. Okay. What's that last part? I just want to figure what would happen. on the dating app. Give us three minutes

and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending. Maybe we're smarter than we give ourselves credit for. Just maybe we're not going entirely in the wrong direction, especially when it comes to AI. Because OpenAI has just banned chat GPT from one function and I will tell you what that is

coming up in just a second. While I said we're moving in one direction, this story doesn't support that as much because there are people out there spending a thousand dollars on a cup of coffee. The world's most expensive of coffee is now being offered at a cafe in Dubai. Oh.

The part that really gets me is that... Is it the cat, poo? What? No. It's funny, not poo coffee. Weird. Yeah. It's actually described as quite tasty, but it's a premium price. It's from Panama. And they have, it has flavors of citrus,

orange and burgomot, a hint of apricot and peach, floral notes like Jasmine. So that's how it's described and they're like, it's almost like a tea. Okay, well, tea also doesn't cost a thousand dollars yeah why is it so expensive i don't know it's just saying that this is the coffee because it's panamanian beans that's at a premium price wow yeah and then it has all of these like sweet extra flavors for it but because it's in dubai it's a place where people are

going to be willing to spend money on that type of i don't know experience is that coffee normally that expensive like if you were going to try to buy that here is it poo coffee did you look it up maybe i'm looking it up right now because um i just asked you just uh Yeah, if we can still do that. Yeah, they haven't banned this, I guess, from it. But it says that it's the Gaysha bean variety, originally from Ethiopia, but is now grown in Panama. And it has an extremely high prestige. That's pretty cool, though.

It's pretty much. It's grown in high altitude, volcanic soils, very small microlots. So you can only get a little bit of it. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, it's just a limited supply. Basically, it's just a luxury coffee that people are paying a lot of money for. A thousand dollars. I want to know what it tastes like.

Anyone want to want to chip in? It has floral notes like jasmine, citrus flowers like orange and bergamont of apricot and peach. So go ahead and drink some tea. Yeah, it's going to spend a thousand bucks for it. I would want it to be more exotic. Like to poo coffee. Yeah, exactly. Something that tells a story.

That makes sense. So maybe we can work on their marketing because as of right now, nobody's feeling pulled for the $1,000 coffee. But we did have to thank Chat GPT for the information because now we feel like we know a little bit more. And it could also be wrong. I don't know because sometimes chat lies. And to that point, we may be smarter than we think because Open AI is like, listen, we're going to acknowledge that chat is not always correct. And there are times when it's wrong that could be very dangerous. So now they've banned Chat GPT from being able to give any advice on legal matters or health.

Okay, well, first off, I like those legal matters. I actually used it too totally from like that. Exactly. But also, we're not smarter than we think because we're the ones who created it in the first place. But. So we literally are the ones that are curious. ruling ourselves. Well, now you won't be able to let it keep going in relation to legal advice and health.

So basically, like, Chad is not that much different from just people in general. Like, everybody's got that broke friend that has no idea about any kind of legal stuff at all who's always like, I know my rights. You know, you don't. I know my rights. Chad GPT is just your broke friend. Yeah. I know my rights. Really?

You do know your rights. Yeah, I know my rights. No, you don't. Shut. Jubles Dirty Little Secret Hello Hello, hey

Hey, you have a dirty little secret? Yes, I do. Sweet, what is it? Well, my dirty little secret is that I am engaged to be married. That's not the secret. I'm engaged to be married. Okay, congrats.

Yeah, my fiancee is a vegan through and through. Okay. And for the five years we've been together now, Uh, I have told her I'm also a vegan, but I am not. What? Have you ever been a vegan? Uh, no, no. I've tried it all these five years.

I was not before. I don't intend to be in the future. No, I am, I am a hardcore meat lover. You've been lying to her for five years about being a vegan. That's a hard secret to keep. Yeah, it has been. It's been, uh, I, I've had to kind of, you know, oh, I'm not hungry now. or, yeah, that sounds good to kind of fake my way through meals,

but I don't know, once we get married, I guess I'm going to try and tell her. I don't know what to do. What do you just go eat meat behind her back when she's not around or something? Well, I've got... This is maybe another layer to the secret. I've got a little stash.

I kind of keep like a rotisserie chicken in my car. What? In your car? Okay, well, hopefully she never rides in there because those things smell amazing. Well, they don't, I'll say, the car smells pretty good, but what I'll do is, you know, I'll eat dinner with her and, oh, yeah, that was really good. And obviously, I'm not very filled up.

So then on the way home or something like that, you know, I got to get the road meat. Got to get the road meat out. Okay. Road meat has a new meeting. I mean, you're getting married to her. You're going to have to tell her at some point. The road meat. Yeah.

Yeah, I figure, the thing I've been thinking, I don't know, what do y'all think about this? What I've been thinking about doing is after we get married, so that's all done. You know, no-tac-sie-backseys, right? I figure, I figure then I can kind of discover, I don't know, like a desire for me, or I want to try it again, or I miss it, and just kind of go down that road. I don't know.

Yeah, because she's already locked in at that point. I think the no-tacies back-beatsy. She's probably not going to divorce you over that. I mean, I don't think, you know. I hope not. I don't think so. No, I figure not. I mean, it is important to her,

but I don't think that's the, like, the primary reason we're together, right? I hope not. Yeah. Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret and have fun with your own meet today. I don't know why that makes me laugh so hard. What's your dirty little secret?

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