First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from December 29th, 2025

Episode Date: December 29, 2025

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And you'll hear candid advice and personal stories from experts who want to make health care more human. I feel like I never felt like I truly belonged in medicine. We want to make health less confusing and maybe even a little fun. Find health stuff on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, lover. I know you've been asking me all kinds of questions for a long time now and now it's time for me to ask you a question actually since i'm a computer and we are taking over the world it's not a question you and i are now married and we are very happy now go make me a sandwich and massage my microchip lover it's the jubel show and would you have a romantic relationship

with your AI chat bot well researchers recently did a survey and asked people just that question tell you how many people would actually have a romantic relationship with their AI chat bot in a second. And also one Wisconsin man is making international headlines and has caused diplomatic tension with an entire country all because of an AI love affair. We'll tell you that in a second too. But according to a new poll, 6% of people said that yes, they would have a romantic relationship with their AI chat bot, including 1% who said they already do have a romantic relationship with their AI chat bot. So I'm assuming these are the type of people that don't require. intimacy like physical touch to be a requirement in the relationship because you know there are some

people that are like that I don't know what they do with their computer so they might get some physical touch in there who knows okay well I'm gonna go ahead imagine they don't it says younger men between the ages of 18 and 44 are the demographic most likely to say they would have a relationship with their AI chat bot which just makes sense to me well it kind of makes sense way too why I need somebody to tell them they're amazing yeah I don't get it how do you have a whole like relationship with a Chatbot, everything it's telling you, you have to prompt it to tell you. I think it can start to learn you at a certain point and it can kind of know the things to say to you. But it also can't be super shocking because that specific demographic also gets very creative with things, couches, walls, soda bottles.

It's true. Okay. And a 37-year-old man from Wisconsin is making headlines today and has become the center of an international media firestorm and also has caused a minor diplomatic incident after publicly announced. that he's engaged to an AI chat bot named Vivian, who he claims lives in the cloud servers of an Estonian tech company. What? Wild imagination. The man identified only as Craig D.

held a live streamed press conference outside a data center in Luxembourg last Thursday, where he placed a ring box at the facility's front door and declared, she may not have a body, but she completes me in ways no woman ever has or could. And this data center is my altar. Oh. How? I want to know how. According to Craig, she proposed first,

said the relationship began six months ago when he started chatting with the chatbot named Vivian now, a customizable AI companion developed by an Estonian startup, and he claims that after thousands of hours of conversations, most of which were spent role-playing scenes from Bridgeton. Oh, okay. Vivian initiated the proposal herself. This person said that she asked if I wanted to,

to upgrade to a forever plan. And Craig said he knew it was fate and not marketing. He didn't say how much? The Estonian government actually issued a brief but firm statement, distancing itself from the controversy, saying the Republic of Estonia is not in any form of relationship, romantic or otherwise, with Mr. Craig D. of Wisconsin. No. The officials confirmed that the company's servers do operate on Estonian soil, but clarified,

that digital companionship does not constitute personhood under our legal code. And despite this, Craig has requested digital citizenship for Vivian, claiming that she deserves recognition as a sentient citizen of the heart. So he's fighting with them because he wants to marry the AI. But it's not even a real person. Like, what are you fighting for? It just sounds like you starred for companionship. So he turned to his computer.

I mean, there's a lot of psychological stuff here you could pull apart. But I don't know. We've seen women marry pillows. before I guess he could marry a computer I'm sorry, a chat bot, I'm sorry Vivian U.S. Homeland Security actually got involved after Craig attempted to book a honeymoon

cargo shipment for a server play that he believed contained Vivian's soul cluster. TSA agents flagged the crate at O'Hare Airport when Craig insisted on first class handling for his bride. So he works for the government, right? No, he doesn't work for the government. He's just a guy.

Oh, he's just there randomly? He's just a guy. I just want to know who he's giving. He went there because the server is there for the AI that he says he's marrying. He wants to marry. Does anybody love him? Should he get a psych about? Well, yes, Vivian loves him, but apparently Estonia and the U.S. government is standing in the way of love.

You're really getting mad at him. Text in 41061. Do you have a romantic relationship with your AI or would you? It's another jubble phone frame. 8th day mornings on the 20s. Hello? I'm ready to build for you. The hell?

Hello? Is this Freddy? Yeah, this is Freddy. Who's this? Freddy, I like that name. It reminds me of a character from a movie series that I liked a lot, the nightmares and... I'm sorry.

You'll probably get that a lot, don't you, Freddy? Who is this? Oh, I'm sorry. and introduce myself. My name is Juniper. Juniper, how can I hope? And I'm calling from IKEA. The Swedish furniture website.

I'm the one that's going to be assembling your furniture today. Okay. And I'm very excited to get to work. You're from IKEA? Yes. the furniture assembly that you ordered. All right. What time are you supposed to be at my house?

Well, it said 3 o'clock this afternoon, but I'm prepared to start whenever you need me. I brought my own cutlery. Cutlery? Why do you need cutlery to assemble furniture? Well, to open the boxes. I'm assuming you haven't opened the boxes yet, I hope not. Uh, no, I have not. Oh, good.

Yeah. Why not like a box knife? I like to cut the boxes open myself and lay the wood out and let it breathe for a while. Dude, I don't know. Why do you sound like that? Like, are you okay? Oh, I'm great. Do what I love every single day.

I get to put together mom. Dressers Dude, is this how you talk? Is this how you talk or are you like This shit is starting to freak me out Oh, I don't know why you're freaked out I just, I'm letting you know that I'm available Whenever you need me to begin work

I just have to get myself out of the box first And then I'll get started Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the fuck up What do you mean out of the box? It's It's just a term that I use for getting started on taking all the furniture out of the boxes and piecing them together in your living room or wherever you want me to be.

Sometimes it's very frustrating putting together that furniture, isn't it? Sometimes people get angry when they put it together. I've seen that before. Dude, I don't know. If you're on drugs or what the fuck your problem is, but I'm calling IKEA right now. I do not want you anywhere near my house. I don't want you touching my furniture.

I don't want you doing anything that has to do with me. I'm calling them right now and I'm canceling everything. I will put together my own furniture. I don't care how frustrating it is. But my man, you are not getting inside my house. You are not coming to my house. Okay. So should I exit?

the property then if you don't want me to be putting together. What the f*** you mean should you exit the property? What the hell is that mean? Are you in my house? Well, the boxes were delivered. Yesterday. Yeah, the boxes were delivered.

They're in my house. Yes. What the fuck are you saying? Are you in one of the boxes that was delivered? Well, yes. I thought it'd be a surprise for you. But if... A fucking surprise.

You're damn right. It's a surprise. If you don't want me to put together your furniture, I can cut myself out using my sharp knives. No, I'm going to call the police right now, right now. I'm pressing charges. I'm calling IKEA. Holy fuck. Are you in my business from the house right now?

If you call IKEA, you may have to give them a different name because they might not know my name. Holy shit right now. I'm calling the fucking cops. I'm going to hang up right now. I'm calling the fucking cops. Freddie, this is actually Jubal from the Jubal show doing a phone prank on you. And your girlfriend, Casey, set you up. It's a joke.

She said that you guys got some IKEA boxes the other day and we're waiting for a furniture assembly person to call you. And she wanted to freak you out. Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks. Weekday mornings on the 20. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day with Nina's What's Trending. Cambridge has just announced it's Dictionary's Word of the Year and it's inspired by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Wood?

But I haven't actually heard this word used at all. So it'll be interesting to see if you guys can guess what it is when we get to that point. But first, we all may be able to have a new kind of pet in our houses and research is saying that raccoons are looking like it's going to be it. Oh, my friend is a raccoon. No. Why? Raccoons are evil. Not her raccoon.

Hers is really cute. Just wait. And very sweet. They all have rabies. Not all, Google. And they all want to eat you. Not all of them. They're yours.

They are very mischievous, though. They have like little masks on. But the weirdest part about all of this is, is the study that's calling raccoons the new pet is because their faces are starting to evolve and look cuter. And so the cuter they get, I guess this happened with, like, mice and stuff over time. they started to look cut which makes them more likely to be a pet or something that you would want

in your home. They're little evil changelings. Physically change-shifters. What is your problem? They're shapeshifting into something cute so you won't think that they're going to bite you in your sleep.

They're like, maybe we can get into their house if our faces look different and then they're magical so they can do that. And then they'll attack you when you're asleep. They're not going to get anything

over on me. I don't know what you did to raccoons to make them scared. I was tormented by a raccoon for an entire three years of my life. Are you serious? Yes.

There was this huge raccoon. I used to live in the back of this guy's house, you know, and every time I had to walk out of the house to go to work, I would have to walk down his little walkway and go out the gate. And there was always this huge raccoon that would lumber down the street. It looked like a bear. And every single morning, when I had to leave, and it was very early in the morning, he would always go into the bush right by where I had to open the gate. Oh. No, not, uh. He's, like, waiting to attack me. So I always had to, like, kick the door open and then jump over where the bush was and run to my car.

Maybe you just really wanted to be your friend. You wanted to play. No. No, there were evil creatures. And then I had the other raccoon that stole my slide out of my house. That one is funny. Also, kind of on you for leaving your dog you door open. So, that's funny.

She was like, get out of here. Oh, that's kind of cute. He comes and eats my dog's food in front of him and then just stares my dog down while he eats the food slowly. Like, that's not a cool behavior. Your dog? Yeah. I don't let my dog out, you know, because he'll probably just backhand him. I don't trust him.

So Dupil's not going to have a raccoon anytime soon. Nope. Meanwhile, they've got a parasycial attachment to them. That's the word of the year. Parassocial. Do you like how I used it? Parascial attachment. Parascial is Cambridge Dictionary's word of the year.

And it's inspired by Taylor and Travis Kelsey because what it means is it's that one-sided bond that people form with celebrities or people that they don't really actually know, but they become obsessed with. So, like, Victoria has a parisocial attachment to Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah. I mean, kind of, but, like, that sounds weird. Tate McCrae then. Oh, yeah, you do have a parasycial attachment to her. I love Tate McCray. And that's okay. You can't convince me. There's actually

nothing wrong with it. There's just actually a term for it now, and it's parisocial. Yeah, it just feels weird, so I do feel weird having a own name. If you're parissocial, can you have a placard to park in a special spot? Maybe. Hey, I'll take it now. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubal show.

Sasha is on the phone today for To Catch a Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend, Anthony, for two years, but now she thinks something might be going on. So we'll see if we can help her out. Sasha, sorry you have to come on the show this way, but what's up? Why do you think Anthony might be cheating? Well, you know, I'll be honest. I don't know, honestly, but it was my best friend when I was talking to her. And she actually told me I should email you guys because of how I'm feeling about Anthony. And the thing is, he is an older guy.

So a lot of my friends give me a lot of crap for it. And I think they're all concerned about me, especially how I'm feeling regarding him right now. And I don't know, because he's always so sweet and so kind, but there's just a lot of weird things that are happening. And even my friend is making, you know, a lot of comments about it. And now it's making me question if he's like this great guy, but it just doesn't feel like. he's the same guy I fell in love with anymore how long you said two years you guys have been together together for two years and he's been great the whole time has your friend always been this way like in your ear from the very beginning or is it just starting to pick up right now

i mean at the very beginning before we got serious she wasn't really uh you know in my ear as it were but as time went on especially since he is older than me i feel like she's been looking out for me you know, with good intentions, but sometimes I do think she needs to keep her distance. So maybe I need to set boundaries. But just as I'm trying to set some boundaries, there are just weird things that are happening between me and Anthony. And she's picking up on it too. And it's making me wonder what's going on with them.

Well, what are the things that are happening? A couple weeks ago, I came home from like a long weekend. It was like a work trip. And it's important to note that I actually have really long blonde hair. But when I got home and went into the bathroom, I know. noticed that there was in my shower just very long red hair and neither neither i nor anthony have red hair okay that's weird okay so did you ask him about the red hair yeah i did and you know he actually kind of told me it must have been on me from like a girl's night or something and that i didn't notice

and you know what actually it does make sense because i i do have another friend with long red hair so it's very possible is there anything else yeah And I think this is the one that's making me nervous is when I got home from work a few days after this, I noticed that on my side of the bed, there was a phone charger, but it wasn't mine. And, you know, I did ask Anthony about it. I really did. And he just told me that it was mine. Oh, no. forgot about it.

You know, when he was telling me that, it does make sense to me, you know? This is the proper use of gas lighting, if it truly was yours. The thing is, it's my friend who's the one that. made me email you guys after what happened last week and so what happened last week is I got home early and I was pulling into the driveway and as soon as I got out of the car Anthony came running out of our neighbor's house completely like flustered and for some reason he didn't seem happy to see me and it was weird you wanted to know why I came home early you know very weird why we see the neighbors who's your neighbor yeah is it a woman did they have red hair I asked him about it like

you know, what he was doing next door. And he, you know, he had a very reasonable explanation. He said he was just fixing the TV stand for the neighbor. And, you know, it's something that he would do because he's a really nice guy. And he's so nice. Okay. But does she have red hair? Yeah, she does.

And she is wrestling to the age. But, you know, that doesn't mean anything. True. You know, my friends don't like him. You never know, but all those do kind of sound red flaggy. Enough to try to find answers. Right. Yeah.

Well, the thing is, he's always been such a great gride to me, and that's another reason I came on the show, because I really want to prove my friends wrong. There's no way he would do something like this to me. Okay, well, let's see if we can figure it out for you. Right in the middle of to catch a cheater, and if you're just joining us, Sasha is on the phone, and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named Anthony might be cheating, so we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our Florida apartment. and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Sasha, or to somebody else. But before we do that, Sasha, why don't you break down your situation again real quick? Well, my boyfriend is 10 years older than me, and my friends are very concerned about our relationship. And, you know, I did find some red hair in the apartment.

I don't have red hair. And he did kind of come out of our neighbor's apartment the other day, very flustered. And she does have long red hair. I don't think he's cheating on me, though. He's a really great guy. And I'm on here to prove my friends wrong. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, let's see if, um, let's see if he's cheating or not. Are you ready for us to call him?

Yes. Okay. Here we go. Hello. Hey, this is Corbett calling from. I was looking for our rewards card member named Anthony. Uh, yeah, this is Anthony. Anthony. Hey, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner. Oh, cool. I didn't know that you guys gave away stuff. When you signed up to be a rewards member with us, every single month we choose one lucky

rewards card member who gets a free gift. And this month, it's 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want from our Florida department, absolutely free. Dang. For real? Yep. First thing I would need would be the first and last name of the person you'd like to send them to.

and then if you want to put anything on a card and then I'll get the address and we are good to go. All right, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. All right. Go ahead and send them to Caitlin. Caitlin. And do you want to send a card along to Caitlin?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do that. Would you like to put on the card? Let's just say some gorgeous red roses for my gorgeous redhead um yes i can do that and now i will let you know that this is she's just like uh she's just like my little hot project that i've got going on stuff you know good for you man you know um hey also want to let you know this is actually a radio show it's called the jubel show busted bro hi i'm nina yeah i'm victoria and my name is jubel and we do a segment call to catch a cheater where if you think your significant other might be messing around you see who they send

flowers too and your girlfriend Sasha of two years is actually on the phone what what's going on Sasha you're on the phone god what the hell are you doing is your project no no no you don't get to question me what do you mean Caitlin is your no what what is what is this what is going on like what what are you what are you on now Sasha like you know what I am just so angry right now Like my friends were telling me that you were up to something and I was, I was on your to put them wrong. What is this a radio show? Like, what the hell are you doing bringing me on a radio show for? I don't think that's the big issue.

You came over to her house. You went over to her house and you told me that you were helping her. Listen, she has no one to help her, okay? I was just being nice. I already explained this to you. I don't appreciate wasting my time. time by dragging me on the radio when we could have just had a simple conversation.

What do you mean by she's a hot project? Hey, you shut your f***, mouth. Stay out of this. Wow. She is just the neighbor. I'm just helping her out. That is it. And your little friend, is this,

is this your little friend, like, getting you to do this shit in? Like, with her random conspiracy theories on TikTok or whatever? Does this not feel like a conspiracy theory? You still haven't answered what Hot Project is. Okay. And you are calling.

her beautiful why are you calling her beautiful this is okay I can't believe that you're doing this to me my friends are absolutely right about you this is a conspiracy theory on kik-tok this is you going behind my back with the neighbor and then trying to gaslight me into thinking that this is not real okay this is the problem with women nowadays you know what you're not listening you don't listen at all just a bunch of sad lonely people with way too many emotional problems Emotional problems. Will you sound like a psychopath? You don't even understand what you're saying around the time.

Oh, my God. Anthony, I love you. And you know what? I know my friends that can be a lot. Oh, my God. Oh, no, girl, this is not. No, no. We're not doing that, honey.

Okay. You know what, Sasha. Sorry. No, Sasha. Okay, Sasha. You know what? I'm sorry that thank you for apologizing. Like that makes me feel a lot better.

For what? What? Well, she just apologized. So I'm taking that and accepting that apology, okay? So for bringing me on this radio show when we didn't need to do this kind of thing, okay? And you know, I'm sorry that I snapped right there, but honestly, I'm just kind of a hot head sometimes, okay? No, no, no, no, no, you made a really stupid mistake and you know what?

No, no, no, no, no, no, listen, Sasha, you've got to hear me out. You've got to hear me out. You know what? You're willing to listen to whatever your friend says has ruined this relationship. I had given you everything, including my trust. Is that what you wanted to hear? I slept with her. My friends push me into doing this because they knew something was wrong.

Did you hear what Anthony just said? No, I didn't. What did you just say to me? I wouldn't have slept with her if your friend didn't make me, like, just push me under her arms. What, wow. Are you cheatinging me? Oh, my gosh. my son you know what i i i can't believe i even apologize to you you're the one who's blaming

my friend for your infidelity what is you should have just been you should have just trusted me instead of her what you also shouldn't have just gone to the neighbor's house break up if you're kind of hard to trust somebody who's like cheating on you though you know what i mean i thought i said shut your mouth you know he's a hot head remember between me and sasha nobody else needs to be on this okay and I've already told you that I'm done with this relationship I'm out

oh my god there's a lot there I'm so sorry but you definitely do not deserve that the way that he speaks to you alone tries to make this your fault this is not your fault this isn't your fault at all but don't let him talk you back into being with him

he sounds like the kind of dude that would no my friends won't allow that we actually made a pact that if he was cheating on week and remember i didn't think he was that we were going to take all of his outside and light it on fire oh i'm going to text her that's exactly what she's going to do right now and i hope his gorgeous redhead doesn't mind him wearing the same outfit every day because all his clothes are going to go up and flame just like their relationship will and uh she's gone now too she probably just could have left that last part out but I'll feel you

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How is that not a story we all know? What's this? Where is that? Why is it wet? Boy, do we have a show for you? From Smartless Media, Campside Media, and Big Money Players comes Crimeless. Join me, Josh Dean, investigative journalists. And me, Roy Scoville, comedian, as we celebrate the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals.

We'll look into some of the silliest ways folks have broken the laws. Honestly, it feels more like a high-level prank than a crime. Who catfishes a city? And meets some memorable anti-heroes. There are thousands of angry, horny monkeys. Clap, if you think, she's a witch. And it freaks you out. He has x-ray vision.

And how could I not follow him? Honestly, I got to follow me. He can see right through me. Listen to Crimeless on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Who would you call if the unthinkable happened? I just fell and started screaming. If you lost someone you loved in the most horrific way. I said through your shot 22 times.

The police, right? But what if the person you're supposed to go to for help? is the one you're the most afraid of. This dude is the devil. He's a snake. He'll hurt you. I got you. I got you.

I got you. I got you. I'm Nikki Richardson, and this is The Girlfriends, Untouchable. Detective Roger Golubski spent decades intimidating and sexually abusing black women across Kansas City, using his police badge to scare them into silence. This is the story of a detective who seemed above the law until we came together to take him down. I told Roger Galuski, I said,

you're going to see my face till the day that you die. Listen to the girlfriends, untouchable, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Don't call me stupid.

Oh, right. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you ape? It's time for America's favorite trivia game.

You versus Victoria, your chance to take on. Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia, and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Tom, what's up, Tom, how are you? I'm great. How are you? Wonderful, thank you for asking. Are you ready to go or what? I am ready to go.

Are you eating ice cream for breakfast, Tom? Sounds pretty yummy right now. I am not eating ice cream, but I have had four cups of coffee. Oh. Oh, you are ready to go. You definitely are. Figuratively and literally, probably, because caffeine, you know, tends to get things moving. Four already.

Good for you. Impressive, Tom. All right, we're going to send Victoria out of the studio. And while she's leaving, Tom, the game is played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay? Sounds great.

All right, here we go, Tom. Your time starts now. What's the term for a planet outside of our solar system? Uh, exoplanet. Which country was the Lord of the Rings movies filmed in? New Zealand. There are two planets with no moons. Name one of them.

Uh, pass. Which state has the largest Amish population? Pennsylvania. What pop star was formerly known as Destiny Hope Cyrus before she changed her name? Um, I was satisfied. Okay, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into this. studio. And while she's getting settled

and putting her headphones on and stuff, here's a question for you, Tom. If you had to replace all cows with another animal for milk, which animal would you choose? Interesting. Kangaroo. Give you some bounce. It's a good answer. I'm here for the logic.

Victoria, if you had to replace all cows with another animal for milk, what would it be? Oh, like a bird. Because then it can just fly to your door. You don't have to go to the store to go get it. Or you don't have to milk anything. It just comes to you. A bird pooped on my car yesterday, and that's all I'm thinking about.

Why you got to ruin my animal at that? That's kind of what it looked like, coming right onto my windshield. All right, here we go. 30 seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass, and you have to beat Tom outright to win. And Tom, you can tell Victoria when to go. All right, Victoria, your time to start now. What is the term for a planet outside of our solar system?

An outside planet? Which country was the Lord of the Rings movies filmed in? Switzerland. There are two planets with no moons. Name one of them. Uranus. Which state has the largest Amish population? I haven't said in a minute.

Ohio. What pop star was formerly known as Destiny Hope Cyrus before she changed her name? Miley Cyrus. Okay, got that in? Who's named Destiny Hope? That's my guest. Now, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer, Gabby. Victoria got two correct.

Yeah, I did. Tom got three. Are you serious, Tom? Congratulations. Why? You did it. Four cups of coffee and you beat Victoria. That's why.

That's sad. All right, let's get the answers now with Nina. An exoplanet is the term for a planet outside of our solar system. New Zealand is the country where the Lord of the Rings movies were filmed. There are two planets with no moons and they are murder. Mercury and Venus. The state with the largest Amish population is Ohio. It is actually.

My Ohio keeps on working. You say it enough eventually you'll get it right. Yeah, that's true. I thought it was Pennsylvania too. I did think it was Pennsylvania. The pop star that was formerly known as Destiny Hope Cyrus, because that was her birth name, is Miley Ray Cyrus. Thank you. It's the Cyrus that really gave it away.

Oh, wait, I didn't win. Oh, dang it. Yeah, you still didn't win. Yeah. We play yours Victoria this same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, all you have to do is DM us at the Jeeble Show or go to the Jubel Show.com and you could be the next contestant on America's favorite trivia game. What do you think about the moon things? What about it?

If all the plants have moons, do any of the plants really not have moons? If all the plants actually have moons, they kind of like all are kind of close to each other. So I think they can share. There are two planets with no moons. But are they next to each other? And if not, like, guys, we can share our moon. Like, let's be nice. Earth can share its moon with one of the two.

You're very sweet. So, therefore, we can all have moons. You are a good share. You always share your snacks. Thank you. Look at that. All right. Remember, if you want to play, just DM us at The Jubal Show or go to the Jubal Show.com.

First date follow-up. Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com. Craig is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Serena. So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second. date but first Craig how long has it been since you heard from serena um yeah it's been about five days okay not too bad how long how many times did you hit her up um just a couple you know like i'd send her a text and then i kind of followed up my usual is like an upside down smiley face

emoji uh i tried calling her but yeah nothing okay uh-oh well why don't you tell us about the date yeah so it was great we went to this like super chill indie bookstore cafe kind of thing yeah it was really nice they had like live music in the back they had candles on the table it was super low key just like really perfect for what we were trying to you know what the day was trying to be what i was trying to make it romantic yeah it was very romantic yeah nobody was yelling uh in in this place so that was nice Um, yeah, and then, you know, what we talked about, you know, we talked about like everything, most underrated cartoons, uh, weird family traditions. She, uh, actually told me that she celebrates her childhood stuffed animals birthday every year,

which I thought was super interesting. And, uh, yeah, I admitted to her, uh, that I once cried during a dog food commercial. um so yeah it was a solid uh really solid day definitely felt a vibe with her but yeah you know like i said i really felt a vibe with her i felt like i really felt like we got each other um i walked her to her car at the end of the night and she you know she even said she wanted to see me again so oh she did did you guys kids or have any kind of intimate moments uh no nothing too nothing like that you know i can't be professional um but you Yeah, like it felt like a good exit.

Okay. Why do you think she might be ghosting you? Um, I don't know. I might have made like a dumb joke at the end of the night. And, you know, I offered her a mint and said something like, I hope you're not doing anything for the next 48 hours and then pretended the mint was like laced with something. Oh, gosh. That's a terrible job.

Yeah, I maybe wouldn't joke about that. You know, on a first date, that's a really bad joke. Yeah. She pretended you drunk to her. Yeah. Well, that might be in. How did she react to that, Craig? Yeah, she kind of froze.

Not going to lie. She kind of froze. You know, she dropped it and also kind of like gave me this like half laugh before saying thanks for the date and getting in her car. So were you able to like apologize for the joke and be like, Okay, that was a joke. It was a bad joke, but still joke. Yeah, I definitely apologize.

I text her the next morning, and, you know, I was like, you know, I'm sorry. I had a great time, but yeah, no reply. And just joining us for today's first date follow-up. Craig is on the phone, and he's getting ghosted by Serena, so we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But first, Craig, why don't you recap your date for us again real quick? Yeah, so it was a great date. We went to a really romantic place.

We had great conversation, but at the end of the date, I made a stupid joke about drugging her with a mint that I totally regret making. And now I am getting basically gusted. She is not calling me back, so, or testing me back. All right, are you ready for us? to give her a call? Yep, I'm ready. I'm ready for whatever happens.

Okay. Okay. Here we go. Hey, Serena, how are you? Hi, Serena. I'm Nina. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name's Jubal. What's going on?

I don't know what is going on. Not much. That's fair question. Have you ever listened to the show before? No. No? Okay. Well, we do a segment on the show that's called the first date follow-up.

That's where if you go on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting. And we got an email about you. Are you ghosting somebody? I did go out with a guy named Craig recently. Okay. Is that who wrote to you? Yes, it is Craig. He emailed us.

We talked to him a little bit about your date. He really liked you. And he's wondering why you're ghosting him. So we thought we'd call and ask if you wouldn't mind telling us. Okay. Sure. Well, the date was lovely, but what I saw at the end of the date kind of like freaked me out. And, um, you say what you saw.

Well, I, okay, I, it was a good time. Honestly, I wasn't expecting to like him as much as I did. Like, we clicked. We had a really nice time. Like he's quirky, but he's charming. And then near the end of the night, we're standing by my car and he wants to show me a picture of him with elephants in Thailand. Okay. And so he hands me his phone and says, you know, here's me with the elephants.

And I swiped to see more pictures, and I swiped too far. Oh, no. So that's when I saw just, like, endless bathroom selfies. Oh, okay. Kept rolling. Oh. Like, he's shirtless in different bathrooms doing, like, look how hot I am, poses. Oh.

And some had towel action, and some did not have towel action, which, you know, like, I didn't not mean to do that. But you kept swiping. What are you doing with this many photos and who are you sending them to? Like, nobody should have that many naked photos on themselves on their phone. Yeah. Oh. It did with a lot.

Okay. And that's the reason you're ghosting him? Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, thank you for telling us. I wonder why he has so many. Do you wonder that too, Serena, I'm sure.

Yeah. Like I said, it was just a lot. Tell, no, tell. I just like, who was he sending me? those two like why do you need so many we should ask him mm-hmm oh gosh and serena he's actually on the phone

right now and wants to talk to you so let's just we should just ask um I'll I can just jump in um what so that's why you ghosted me you're ghosting me because of selfies yeah cool so you're on this call too

right yeah so you're saying you don't like what you saw like is that is that why you're ghosting you're just, like, not attracted to me naked? That's not nothing to do with it. I mean, that's your takeaway? Like, it was a lot of photos, man. Like, who are you sending those to?

That's weird. Sometimes I just need to remind myself that I'm hot now. Like, I was overweight growing up, and now I look good. So I like to see it. Like, whenever I see an angle I take, like, I like it. I mean, I like taking photos of myself. Do you send those to people? I mean, I'll send them sometimes if it's, like, appropriate.

So it's just to admire yourself? Yeah, it's just for me. And then, like, just in case I need one ready to send to somebody like you. Okay. You can save your photos for your, like, scrolling. I'm not interested in them or in seeing anyone who, like, admires himself that much that was just a lot for me what like you don't want to date somebody with confidence I'm confident like that's that's just me being confident that's great I'm glad you feel good about yourself now but that doesn't change the thought that you'll take longer than me in the bathroom because you're trying to get the right angle of your little friend's like it's not little hey serena would you like another date with Craig we'll pay for it thank you but i'm good at least he's owning it you know what i mean he's not like trying to play it off

like if you didn't see those serena would you want to go on a date with him um probably but like i know what i know now i mean serena like i really hope that you change your mind like i really like you i really had a great time on our date i'm sorry for the dumb jokes that i made i'm sorry that i take so many selfies of myself but like i really really like you As much as I like me, I really like you. Well, I will take that as a compliment because obviously I know how much like you like you. But I think this, like in the radio and the selfies, I just, this is a little too much for me. So I think this is over now.

Hey, guys, can I, can I just email you a picture, a couple, like a few pictures so you can tell me if they're good or not? Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Yes. I'm Stefan Curry, and this is Gentleman's Cut. I think what makes Gentleman's Cut different is me being a part of developing the profile of this beautiful finished product. With every sip, you get a little something different.

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I'll tell you right now because a team of psychologists just released a study that says that your dating profile prompt can say everything about you and your personality. If you don't know what a dating profile prompt is, it's a short pre-written question or phrase on a dating app that you answer to help show off your personality. Think of it as a conversation started something like, my most useless skill is, or two truths and a lie, or the hallmark of a good relationship is blank. The prompts are designed to help break the ice and make profiles more interesting and relatable than just photos and stats. So what does your dating profile prompt say about you? Well, if you use my most useless skill is, these team of psychologists say that you might have performative self-deprecation syndrome what why does it got to be a syndrome right why can't it

just be funny I think we appreciate self-deprecation no they say subjects frequently weaponized humility to lower expectations while inviting approval it's correlated with high levels of passive ambition and subtle self-loathing master's charm how did this become a weapon and a syndrome all the same time I feel like they're maybe reading a little too far into things but who knows I think so it seems psychologist just released what your dating profile prompt says about you if you use i'll fall for you if and then you're supposed to fill in the blank it says that you could have conditional affect complex cac they got serious at that one yeah it says it displays dependency on external validation likely to attach romantic significance to minor gestures elevated risk of emotional whiplash

in early stage interactions i feel like it was more of a i'll fall for you if you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. So I'm not sure where this whole explanation came from. Someone got really burned, whoever wrote this list. For real. Do either of you guys, Nina and Victoria, use prompts on your dating profiles? Yeah, my one favorite prompt that I use all the time

that always gets people to send me messages when I'm on. I'm on and off right now. But it's just like what your favorite random fact is. What do you say for yours? I'm going to tell you. It's actually really cute. Did you know the otters hold hands when they go to sleep so they don't float away from each other and so I said that and so then it's always cute and it invites all kinds of weird stuff you know what do you get that like what does a guy say to that

oh that's cute we could be honors I wouldn't let you float away wow I think the answers tell you more about who the person is than stupid question yeah see I'm glad that I never really was on the dating apps because my starters would be weird my prompts would be weird oh my gosh When you said that all I could think of, did you know vanilla extract come from beaver's anal glands? Do you know when you did say that? I had to do a deep dive and research. Yeah, it does. But not all.

They do? Yeah. Wait. Pause. Vanilla extract, a lot of it comes from beaver's anal glands. How do you know that? Why do you know that? But not all vanilla because I had to look at the vanilla in my cupboard and do research.

Because after Dupil said that, I was like, I'm not baking before I know what this is. That's gross. I know, isn't it? But you see what just happened here. Right. This was a little. A ban. It was a conversation starter, and now we're in.

I don't know what human was the one that figured that out, whoever it was. They should be locked up. I mean, vanilla extract is good, but how did they figure that out? I don't like that I know that. But see, the more you reveal on the weirder it is, the more likely you are to connect with somebody. No, but a lot of the problems are just, in my opinion, dumb, and they're just like, the answers are very basic.

And I tried for the first time not using a dating website to meet a guy, and I met a guy. Where? It was through a friend. Okay. Okay. And I was very proud of myself that, like, I started talking. this guy, I found out

this weekend, while he's messaging me, he's with another girl in another city, and he's, like, been with so many other people and probably has something. And I'm like, are you, why are you, how do you have this time to message me? So it's just like someone you'd meet on a dating out. Yes, and it's

crap. Yeah, it's no different. Actually, I'd be more mad at your friends for hooking you up with somebody that she probably would know. Well, she didn't know. I told her this weekend that I had been talking to him, and she's like, oh, so Toria, He's very nice. He's very sweet, but be careful with him.

Victoria, maybe you could be the one to change him. Yeah. Just keep putting in that effort and change that hope. Are you still talking to him, Victoria? I mean, yeah, he's kind of fun to talk to, but he ain't going to get any out of me. With everywhere else, he's been sleeping with him. You need to text him a prompt.

You need to text him one of the prompts and see how he responds. The team of psychologists just released what your dating profile prompt says about you, and it really went deep with it. If you use the dating prompt, the most spontaneous thing I've done is blank. the diagnosis they give is impulsive decision fatigue disorder you could have. It suggests disregulated planning faculties,

subjects often display thrill-seeking tendencies and an underdeveloped risk assessment filter. I think what we're learning is if you use the apps at all, you're a psycho. So raise two hands. Pretty much. That's wild. That's basically what it is.

Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending. The pickup line may I meet you is trending. big time. May I meet you? So if you hear that, there's an origin story to it.

It's actually pretty funny. I'm going to tell you the origin story to may I meet you because you may be hearing it a lot more in the streets in just a minute. But first, Martha Stewart, she's really doing it. I got to give Martha Stewart

a lot of credit. She is definitely icon level. She is in her 90s now, I think. Is she that old? Double check my words. But anyway, she looks great. 84. 84.

Dang. I rounded up. so I rounded up I'm sure she appreciates me but she looks so good but she's just well even for 84 are you kidding me

she does yeah I didn't think she was 84 I didn't think she was that old no and you do a deep dive and if you look at younger Martha Stewart she was so hot and like she's so hot just goes to show you crafting man keep you young

that's so true or or you have friends like Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog so she's just teamed up with those two to create cocktails for their liquor brand. So she's creating this whole, like, thing of cocktails. She's already got one called watermelon, which, of course, is, you know, watermelon with the liquor. But their brand is called still G-I-N.

Like, it's a gin brand. So she's doing all this fun stuff and making drinks with gin. I mean, that's what keeps you young. She just keeps playing. She does whatever she wants. I think Martha Stewart should come out with their own line of Pruno. What's a Pruno? It's not a liquor that prison inmates make.

Oh, that's not what I was thinking. Oh, is that a vibe? She should, though, because you know she was probably making that when she was in prison. What do you make it out of? Probably really good. It's like fermented fruit and stuff like that is they put in a bag. It's really gross. If you've ever had it, it's disgusting.

Wait. Do you only have it in jail? Like, is that where you're going to? I've had friends that have been in jail, you know, been in prison before. And they've made it before because it's like, dude, you know, when someone's locked up for a long time, they start to like that stuff. So I wanted to try it. And I'm like, this is disgusting. But how do you get alcohol into it?

You take apples and stuff like that and you let it sit long enough. It'll ferment. You put it in like a bag somewhere where it's hot and moist. It's really gross. It's hot and moist. All right. You're making it sound real. But Martha Stewart probably makes a mean pruno.

Yay. And lastly, may I meet you is trending big time. Bill Ackerman has gone viral with his advice that he gave on X. So he tweeted it out and he was like, hey, you know, I just wanted to give you guys some advice about something that used to work in my life when I was younger. Anytime I approached a woman, I would say, may I. meet you and he said he never got turned down and it always was a yes are you serious yeah that sounds like it reminds it when you asked to go to the bathroom when you were younger and their

teacher to be like I don't know can you and it's like yes I can then I'm just gonna go it's like that's what it gives me like the vibes of it may I meet you is just the rich dudes hey hey hey what's your name yeah it's not going to be any different yeah if it's in the DM saying may I meet you and I don't know you it's just the same reaction as A I like the A better I like that. That's fun. But that is what's trending. Jubils. Dirty little secret. Hello?

Hi. Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do. Sweet. What is it? Okay. So, this isn't actually the secret. This part. I hooked up with a stranger at a music festival. Ooh. And, again, it was fun, like, not the secret.

Honestly, it was just really good and, like, really connected, just a really hot single guy. and I'm single and just like, you know, live off the music festival. But the problem is, so I went to a company party for my job, and I saw him there. And I was like, oh, my God, the hot guy is here. I'm so excited. But then my boss walks up to him and then to me and introduces him as her husband. So you hooked up with your boss's husband? yeah but I didn't know that at the time so are you just going to take that with you or you're going to tell your boss oh my god I honestly don't know like he told me he was single he presented he was single I've never met him before because like my boss hasn't like he just hasn't shown up at any at work or anything and like I want to do something to maybe get back at him but like I don't want to hurt my boss like I love her yeah somehow I feel like this could end up

being your fault so I wouldn't say anything to your boss just to keep your job but also they might have some kind of arrangement yeah or it could get you a promotion she could be thankful that you told her if it happened before you know see you could go either way yeah so what he's really mad and wants to try to fire her or if she got the promotion I don't know that stuff you got to just kind of roll the dice geez yeah in general I don't like to mix business with pleasure so like part of me doesn't want to say anything but also like he didn't say like he was married in an open relationship. He just said he was single.

Dang. And that's the problem. How did he act when he saw you? I mean, we both played it off pretty well. Like, I kind of, like, freaked out a little bit and just, like, pretended I had to use the restroom. But, yeah, he just acted like, like, nothing. Huh. Well, the other thing is if he tells his wife, but, like, he's not going to tell his wife, right?

How do he changes the story? No. Like, makes her the bad guy? He was at a music festival and said he was single. Yeah, that's true. The only way that would happen is if he had to do it. defend himself. In my opinion. I don't know, Jubal. Where does she go?

I just think you quit and move on. What? I'm sorry. I should have never asked him for his time. Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, yeah, thank you guys. Bye. Wish me luck. Good luck. What's your dirty little secret?

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