First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from January 5th, 2026
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Are you ready to find out exactly what's going to happen in 2026?
It's the Jubal Show.
Yeah.
And no, it's not you, not making good on your New Year's resolution.
That happens every year.
And it will probably happen this year too.
But I'm talking about the famous astrologer from the 1500s, Nostradamus, who made and has been correct on a bunch of predictions for the future.
like he predicted the rise of Napoleon, the French Revolution.
Oh.
A ton of different things that he's predicted have been correct,
all in these quatrains, basically like poems,
that he wrote back in the 1500s.
So what did he predict what happened this year in 2026?
We'll go over it right now so you can start to buy a lot of canned food and water.
Watch yourself.
Go to the bunker somewhere.
How far into the future did he go?
You know what? I don't know.
To mean, to be able to still be talking about this in 2026,
that's pretty impressive.
Whenever he stopped, that's what I'm screwed.
But what are Nostradamus's big predictions for 2026?
The death of a prominent figure.
Ooh.
What do you mean by prominent?
I have ideas, but I'm not going to talk about it.
We don't want to jinx anyone.
Major political leader, probably.
Oh.
But it's based on his quatrain 26.
He says, the great man will be struck down by a thunderbolt.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
Thunderbolt? People are interpreting that as
an assassination or sudden death of a
major political leader, a
dramatic political overthrow or
coup, or a sudden fall
from power due to a scandal or
health crisis. I feel like we covered all that last
week, didn't we? Yeah, I feel like it.
This is at any
part of the world, right? Because there's a lot
going on. Also, just a recap of 2025.
We're going over
Nostradem of these big predictions for the
year 2026. He all
also predicted that there would be civil war.
No!
I still have so much to do.
I don't want soldiers.
Quatrains, he mentions the water's overflowing with blood,
symbolic of regional violence or civil unrest in and around Europe.
Oh, so not here?
We're starting off 2026 in a great move.
There's a lot of protests going on in Iran right now.
There always is, but there is right now, yeah.
Some analysis even connect the blood imagery in Nostradomis's quatrain about this Civil War, metaphorically to advances in stem cell use.
Oh, that's interesting.
So it could be something with stem cell research.
They do use a lot of stem cells.
They do?
Skin care and medicine.
Mm-hmm.
Guys, why?
Well, that's actually a good thing.
Yeah.
That is a good thing?
Yes.
Yeah.
We saved my daughter's stem cell.
Wait, seriously?
Yeah.
What did it do?
Like, what did you use it for?
They keep like a sliver of it, like a microscopic sliver of it, so that later on, if she comes up with some kind of illness or whatever, there's ways for them to look at her DNA.
Whoa.
I just wonder what the controversial use of it would be, like robots?
Do robots get stem cells?
No, they're worried about people making new organs and then new people and things like that.
Like they're worried about cloning and that kind of stuff.
You can make a twin?
How freaking fun.
Or you can make an extra spleen?
What?
What do they even do?
Put in your passenger seat and then you would never get pulled over like you're in the carpool lane.
Sir, do you see my spleen?
I have a spleen in my passenger seat.
Ew.
What is another prediction that Nostradamus made about 2026 also said there will be a big conflict at sea?
Hmm.
There's a line in one of his quatrains about foists and galleys around seven ships.
It's read as a maritime conflict prophecy.
Interpreters link it to heightened naval tensions in congested water in South China.
Interesting.
Potential clashes among nations with overlapping maritime claims.
Broader geographical friction involving naval power projection.
You're speaking pirate right now.
I don't really know what I said, but I know naval conflict is what they're saying that that means.
Is there anything positive that's set to come out of 2026?
6? Not as of yet, as I'm reading these, but I'm thinking it could be aliens too.
A lot of aliens are in the ocean.
It always can be aliens.
What do you mean they're in the ocean?
Aliens are all over the ocean.
Bro, what?
Yeah, you haven't heard about this?
There's like sightings of all these UFOs coming straight out of the water.
In and out of the water.
What part of the world is in it again?
It's like all over.
Like South America.
Are we sure they're not dolphins coming out of the ocean and just jumping our back is a big difference?
I'm just saying.
don't have huge lights
and don't come from down from the sky
into the water.
Those UFOs don't have flippers.
Been watching too many cartoons,
Victoria.
What's another one of
Nostradamans's major predictions
for 2026?
A plague of bees.
Oh.
But that's all
metaphorical.
A great swarm of bees.
That's a metaphor?
Meaning major political shifts.
Oh.
Possible symbolic readings.
The rise of collective movements or ideologies that spread rapidly like a hive mind.
Oh, stranger things.
No.
Maybe the hive mind is actually going to happen, huh?
No.
So interesting.
I have no idea what that word means.
It's terrifying.
You don't want a hive mind.
One mind takes over everything and controls everything.
Oh, hive mind.
One person thinks for everybody essentially.
Got you.
Got you.
Yes.
So basically, a hive mind or a group think because it also says social media-driven collective
action or unrest on social media.
You think about it, we kind of have a hive mind on
social media. Yeah, it's already happening.
Yeah. Exactly.
So there you go. Those are Nostradamus'
big predictions for 2026.
Do you think Nostradamus ever talks to the Simpsons?
Because I feel like they both be predicting things like every
single year. Turn her mic off.
Did you guys hear about that?
The Simpsons is also correct all the time
on weird things for the future. Well, they might have
referenced Nostradamus to look like they were
smart. But I heard this really crazy
conspiracy theory over the
weekend that in August
we're supposed to lose gravity for seven
seconds. What? I'm going to jump
so high. Finally.
I'm finally going to jump my ball. I know.
It's really sweet. No, but there could be
a big problem because if you're not like
prepared to lose gravity in that seven seconds
like you're supposed to be like preparing for where
you are, have soft landing, like
have stuff that's like anchored
to the floor that you can hold on to
for seven seconds.
Way yourself and take a selfie with the
the weight on it.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I lost so much weight this year.
People were counting down to when that happened so they can weigh themselves.
Oh my goodness.
I've lost so much.
It's another jubel phone frame.
Weekday mornings on the 20s.
Thank you for calling.
This is Taylor speaking.
How may help you?
Where is she?
Excuse me.
Where is she?
Where is she?
Who are you trying to reach?
My name is Pete Eakins and I'm very upset.
And I demand to speak to the manager of this clothing boutique right now.
I'm the manager.
I'm so sorry.
You're upset.
How can I help you?
You're the manager, huh?
Yes.
Eh?
What's your name?
Taylor.
Taylor.
Where's Carla?
Carla?
I'm sorry.
We don't have a Carla here.
Are you sure you have the right number?
Okay. She's going to play games with me.
I'm not trying to play games with me, huh?
Act like you didn't do something with her.
Where is Carla?
We don't have a Carla that works here.
Are you perhaps trying to reach a different store?
I want to let you know that I have a particular set of skills.
and if I don't find Carla, there's going to be a major problem.
What did you do with her?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
There isn't a Carla here.
You're going to tell me that the past six months of my life, I've been imagining it?
I don't think so.
I demand to know what you did with her and where she is.
I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
Okay.
Did it possibly?
All right.
All right.
You're going to play games.
It's obvious that you've,
done something dastardly, and I've figured it out.
Where is Carla?
There is no Carla that works here.
You have the wrong number.
Carla is my girl.
And Carla and I have had a relationship for the last six months.
She's been at your store every single day in the window.
she always has her left hand a little bit raised
because she's left-handed
and the other day I showed up to talk to Carla
and know Carla in sight
so I demand to know what you've done with my girl
there's a woman outside of the store
that has been meeting with you
is that what you're trying to talk about.
Continuing to double down on the playing dumb
My girl, my lady friend, was not outside of the store.
She was in the store window for six months.
And now she's missing, and I'm going to find her.
Are you talking about the mannequin that we had in the woodhouse?
And now she's starting to get it.
Where is she?
What did you do with her, Taylor?
Where is the mannequin?
Her name is Carla.
her name is carla and where is she um i'm very sorry sir we're not using that display anymore
you think this is funny huh no because this is not funny you took my girlfriend and she's
probably tied up in the back or something i i don't know what this is if this is serious i'm i really think
you need help sir oh i you you're gonna need help when i'm done with your store because i can't believe
the atrocity that you just admitted to i'm calling the cops right now to tell them what you did to
carla carla is my girl carla is a mannequin you're crazy you're crazy you're never getting carla back
you fico all right fine then i'll just let you know it's a prank phone call and your
Tiffany set you app.
This is actually Jubal from the Jubal show doing a phone break on you and your employee Tiffany
set you up.
She said you get weird complaints all the time and she wanted to mess with you.
Oh my gosh.
You guys got me and I do get weird complaints all the time, which is why I tell you.
That was true.
Oh, my God.
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McDonald's has been hit with a federal class action lawsuit because of misleading marketing
i'll tell you exactly what that means in just a second but first if you're prego going to
have a baby this year and you're trying to figure out a name let me tell you about the
trends taking over for 2026.
Now, they're not specific names.
They're just trends where people are finding inspiration.
Ancient civilizations are a place
where inspiration is drawn.
Showgirl names. Thank you, Taylor Swift.
Wait, what? What's a showgirl name?
Yeah.
Diamond. Sparkles.
Mercedes.
Candy.
It's a different kind of showgirl.
Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
That could be changed.
Debbie.
That was I watch.
I'm going to ask Chad GPD.
right now, famous showgirls.
Yeah, I don't really know.
I feel like Debbie is one.
10 famous showgirls.
What does that even mean?
What is a showgirl?
Like, in Vegas, like showgirls.
Like, you think of those big,
the big feather hats.
Are they called, like, burlesque?
That?
Wait.
No, like a showgirl is like a showgirl.
It's like a dancer.
Like, yeah.
Like a stand, they stand in a row of like 20 of them
and they kick their legs up
and do a little dance.
Well, that's like the rock heads.
But yeah, they do that too, showgirls.
The most famous showgirl of all time.
is named Sally Rand.
Oh.
Yeah.
Does it say what show she was in?
It says she was famous for her feather fan and bubble dances in the 30s and 40s.
That's a bubble dance in the 30s and 40s.
Okay.
Sally.
Tempest Storm.
Another one.
Tempest.
Dita Vantis.
Oh, I know her.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
So there you go.
Those are show girls.
That is kind of burlesque.
To your point, Victoria.
I'm just thinking of the movie I watch with Christina Aguilera.
That is. Yeah, it's called showgirl.
Oh, cool.
There you go.
Those are those are supposed to be showgirl names.
It's called burles.
Interesting.
Okay.
Well, if you meet a Sally baby, you know where the name was inspired.
Soulful names are also on the list and Romantasy names.
What's a soulful name?
I don't know.
What is not helping?
Romantici is they're saying is from different television shows and novels.
Like, I'm just thinking if a baby Vecna pops up somewhere like out of nowhere.
I don't know that's going to happen from Stranger Things.
Yeah, I feel like it's going to happen to you from Stranger Things.
Little baby Vecna.
Oh, wow.
Speaking of Stranger Things, so the finale has been making all kinds of money, no surprises.
$25 million in theaters, if you happen to catch it there.
Meanwhile, songs, if you haven't seen it.
Did you guys like the finale of Stranger Things?
I felt like I wanted more.
They really wrapped it up in a bow.
Yeah, it was really nicely wrapped up.
Yeah, so it was like nice.
I didn't feel anything, though, while watching it.
Did you?
I thought it was a cool show.
Like, I liked the show.
My one problem with a lot of that show, though, is, like, there's a lot of emergency situations in that show, right?
Like, something's got to happen really quickly.
But then they pause for, like, a 20-minute monologue or, like, a 20-minute conversation about feelings.
It's like, hey, man, the world's about to end.
We got 30 seconds before this galaxy crashes down onto ours.
Can we not?
Can we save the feelings for after?
After, save the high classes, it's such long conversation.
Just in case something happens, they got to get them out now.
They did prioritize character development and like really getting to know every character.
Did you see that, so the Duffer brothers who created the Stranger Things have been doing different interviews and they were talking about how they planned on killing Steve Harrington off in the first season?
What?
In the very first season.
But they didn't because they fell in love with Joe Keri, the actor, Joe, the artist.
Yeah.
Anyway, so they kept him the whole time.
So Steve Harrington is really because of Joe.
But also, did you all know that they're turning it into like a cinematic universe, kind of like the Marvel universe?
They're making it like a Stranger Things universe with multiple shows.
Like they have a timeline.
They're going to bring out multiple shows now.
So there's going to be more shows.
About it, not with the same characters.
Tell me why I sat through all the credits at the end of the finale like it was going to be Marvel.
There was some hidden type of clip in there.
Was there any Easter egg at the end?
No.
I sat there.
I'm like, come on, give it to me.
If there's anybody listening in the car right now who's never seen an episode, I am your people.
It's so good, though.
Well, then when you meet baby Vecna, you're not going to know where it came from.
Can't spell it.
Don't know who it is.
Okay.
Lastly, McDonald's facing the federal class action lawsuit because people are claiming that they've been marketing the McRib falsely.
They've been marketing it as a real pork rib.
That's what I've always said.
I'm like, what McAnimal does that come from?
But it actually has no rib in it.
It is made from restructured pork.
I'm not going to go into all right.
The details are in front of me if you really want to know, but I don't know if you do.
Yes, I want to know what restructured pork is.
Okay, restructured pork combines cuts from the shoulder, heart, tripe, scalded stomach, and none of that is rib meat.
No, all that is the extra parts.
But what?
The stuff they throw out usually.
There are 16 legal claims including fraud, breach of warranty, breach of contract,
and violations of state consumer protection laws.
Wait, when you eat a McRip, I've never had one of these.
When you eat a McRip, there's a bone inside a rib.
Like, you eat a rib off the bone.
No, they're shaped like bones.
Yeah, they're shaped like bone.
They're structured bone.
So no, but how are you eat?
Like, when you guys eat it, is there not a bone?
Why are people now just asking?
Also, I don't think they've ever marketed it.
Like, I'll give McDonald's that.
I don't think they've ever marketed as like a real rib.
I don't think so either.
They call it the mic rib, which you know.
Yeah, you just take it.
Yeah.
Like they've never said, hey, it's a beef rib from an actual cow.
And to be honest with you, I've been to like different stores and they have the same like imprinted.
Yeah.
I wish I was the judge on that class action.
Lots ago.
Look, if you saw something that was about three inches long called the mic rib and you thought it came from an actual animal, you owe McDonald's more money.
Because that's on you, basically.
Well, that is what's trending.
Are you desperately hoping for change in 2026, but feeling stuck?
Just spinning your wheels in old routines and bad habits?
I'm Dr. Lari Santos, and in a new year series of my show, The Happiness Lab,
I'm going to look at the science of getting, well, unstuck, unstuck at work,
unstuck in your relationships, and even unstuck inside your mind.
I am the absolute worst culprit when it comes to getting into these ruminative loops and just driving myself crazy.
We'll look at ways to reignite your sense of purpose, rediscover your values, and get more creative.
We'll also explore how to design a life that feels more fulfilling.
It's sort of like the game of life. I don't know if you ever played that game.
Oh my gosh, yes.
You take the car along and you try and get money, and you try and get degrees, and you try and get to the end where either you have a mansion or a ranch or a shack.
And once you get to retirement, you're done.
What about the whole path along the way?
So join me to get unstuck in 2026.
Listen to the Happiness Lab on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your shows.
Have you ever listened to those true crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers?
And what is this?
How is that not a story we all know?
What's this?
Where is that?
Why is it wet?
Boy, do we have a show for you?
From Smartless Media, Campside Media, and Big Money,
players comes crimeless.
Join me, Josh Dean,
investigative journalists. And me,
Roy Scoville, comedian, as we
celebrate the amazing creativity of
the world's dumbest criminals.
We'll look into some of the silliest ways
folks have broken the laws. Honestly, it
feels more like a high-level
prank than a crime.
Who catfishes a city? And
meets some memorable anti-heroes.
There are thousands of angry, horny monkeys.
Clap, if you think,
she's a witch. And it freaks you out.
He has x-ray vision.
How could I not follow him?
Honestly, I got to follow me.
He can see right through me.
Listen to Crimless on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
You know, we always say New Year, New Me, but real change starts on the inside.
It starts with giving your mind and your spirit the same attention you give your goals.
Hey, everybody, it's Michelle Williams, host of checking in on the Black Effect Podcast Network.
On my podcast, we talk mental health, healing, growth, and everything you need to step into your next season, whole and empowered.
New Year, Real You.
Listen to checking in with Michelle Williams from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
It's time to catch a cheater.
Only on the Jebel show.
Danielle is on the phone today for To Catch a Cheater, and she's been with her boyfriend,
for three years and now she thinks that he might be cheating so we'll see if we can help
her out Danielle sorry you have to come on the show this way but what's up why do you think
Daniel might be cheating on you well he's been spending more time out and work happy hours
but when he comes home he's like totally sober so it's not like he's drinking so what is he
doing it's almost like you'd rather be right when he gets home I'm like isn't that a good thing
yeah maybe he's just being social maybe but it's just weird because he's never done it before
And it's been happening a lot lately.
Are there new bosses or kind of like new projects or anything going on at work that would be one of those like team bonding type situations?
Not that I know of.
Is that the only reason why you think is cheating because he's coming home sober?
Well, no, there's more than that.
Like he's really protective over his phone.
Like he sets it face down and he has his notification silenced.
He's never done that before.
That's always a sign when somebody starts treating their phone differently.
Right.
And then on our credit card
There was a charge for a fancy restaurant
And I asked him
Like what
You didn't go with me
Like what are you doing
And he's like oh it's a work thing
But it's a really nice restaurant
For being a work thing
Yeah and then why would he be paying
If it was a work thing
Right
Is he treating you different?
Yeah I mean like I asked for details about this
And he just dodges the question
And he changes the subject
So when you ask him about it
He's just, like, defensive about it?
Yeah, like, yeah.
Just, I mean, not even defensive, he just, like, doesn't acknowledge it.
He dodges the question and moves on to another subject.
Have you ever thought that he might be cheating before?
No, never, never.
Have you ever tried going with him to these happy hours?
You know, I never thought about it.
I mean, he just started this.
So this never even dawned me to ask to go with him.
I mean, that's an idea.
Yeah, it's also probably, like, not the easiest to get in there right away,
especially if it's a work thing.
So, like, physically, like, is he affectionate with you right now?
Yeah, he is.
Yeah.
I mean, that hasn't changed.
Yeah, I mean, that is so good.
It's just he's being evasive about this.
I mean, we've been together for three years.
We have a dog together.
You know, like, it's been a really good relationship to lately.
It's changed and I don't know what to think.
Okay, well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
You already told us what grocery store, he's a rewards card member at.
So if you're just joining us for To Catch a Teeter, Danielle, is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend, Evan, of three years might be messing around.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at and say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department.
And we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Danielle, or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Danielle, why don't you break down your situation?
one more time real quick well it's just lately he's getting at these work happy hours but he comes
home sober so it's not like he's drinking at them and then he's just been weird about his phone like
setting it face down silencing notifications and anytime that i ask him about these things he just
evades it and like just changes the subject and won't answer my questions it's just a weird
behavior yeah we don't love that are you ready for us to call him yeah i am i am okay you
Here we go.
Hey, this is Corbett calling from B.
I was looking for our awards card member named Evan.
Oh, yeah, this is Evan.
Evan, please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big congratulations.
You're this month's big winner.
Awesome.
Oh, that's cool.
Awesome.
Yeah.
I didn't know you guys did things like this.
This is really cool.
Oh, yeah.
Every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free gift for the month.
And you have won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the 50 United States, absolutely free.
Wow.
That's amazing.
Yeah, no, that's absolutely amazing.
And all I need from you is the first and last name of the person you want to send them to, and then we'll see if you want to put anything on a card.
and then after that I'll get the address and we'll be good to go.
Great.
All right.
Can you address it to Emma?
Emma.
And if you can, yes.
And if you've been right in the cards, just you have been absolutely amazing.
Thank you for everything.
And I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.
Great.
I got that down.
And now I'll let you know that your girlfriend, Danielle, is on the phone and probably ask
questions for you.
Who are they asses Emma?
Oh, what?
What?
Evan, this is actually the jubel show.
It's a radio show.
We do a segment called to catch a cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to.
So that's what this is.
And back to who's Emma?
This is nuts.
And you're obviously cheating on me with a girl named Emma.
What is going on?
No.
What are you doing?
doing here? This is a radio show me. Why do you think I'm cheating? Why would you set this up?
Because you're like hiding your phone all the time, putting it face down. You're going to work
happy hours yet you don't even come home with any alcohol in your breath. You're like
totally sober. So how do I believe that you're really going to work happy hours and why are you
doing it all of a sudden? Uh, maybe this is I don't, I think this is nuts. This is absolutely
crazy. I don't think it's so crazy. You just sent flowers to another woman.
And said you can't wait to see him.
Look, look, can you just give me a minute to explain, please?
Yeah, I would love to hear what you have to say.
All right.
So Emma is the new dog trainer, right?
I hired a dog trainer because Danielle, as you know,
you've been complaining about the dog's behavior for months, right?
And I thought that, you know, Emma,
would help me train the dog I mean that's what she's been doing she's been helping me train
the dog so you've been keeping that a secret though why I wanted to be a surprise for
Danielle you know that that Rocky which is our dog's name I wanted to be surprised that
Rocky has gotten this training yeah I'm just not are you I can't even believe this like
what then why the secret restaurant charge while the late nights what's up with being so
speaker chair with your phone all of a sudden look okay uh the restaurant that was
just a thank you dinner you know uh for the dog for the dog treater like yeah I'm
she's really helping us out you know Rocky's coming a long way all right what
you want me to say I mean like I'm trying it's a decent thing to give her a thank you
dinner that's complete bullshit our dog
isn't even trained at all he's still being trained that's the thing like he's not done with
his training he's still being trained I just thought it'd be nice to take her out after the first
lesson to have dinner as a thank you you're not training the dog yet the dog is is training
okay I mean he's training just just give me a break all right I just wanted to figure out for a thank
you dinner and a fancy restaurant as a thank you it wasn't that nice
of a restaurant it wasn't it wasn't like a fancy place he's in a regular restaurant we've been
there at a thousand times no bit i mean you know it's just i wanted to go because that's what
i was craving if i was to send somebody flowers around me trained dog i also wouldn't be like
i can't wait to see you yeah it's just a lot of it's just a lot of um gratitude towards this
trainer yeah no don't say that about her i mean like she she works hard okay uh you know and she's a
She's really good at what she does, too, all right?
You're a full of shit.
I don't believe you.
Like, a fancy restaurant for a dog trainer.
And then you're, like, defending her right now.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Like, like, you know, like you doing this with me with this, you know,
this whole thing that you set up with the radio station.
I mean, come on, you know, what's that about?
Like, if you're going to already accuse me of cheating,
I might as, you know, I might as well just be cheating.
on you. I might as well just do it.
What?
I'm trying to do something nice
and take care of our dog
and she just gets suspicious
and does this. It's weird
when you have a dog together to train
it in private and secret.
Because also, if you're a dog
owner, wouldn't Danielle need to know the commands
for the dog?
If you,
Danielle, I'll talk
to you later.
Will you? I don't think you should.
He hung up, Daniel.
Oh, Danielle.
Hey, I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
Do you believe him?
No, I don't believe in one word he's saying.
He's definitely seen suspect.
Creating our dog in private.
And sending flowers to that person.
And taking her to a restaurant?
He just hadn't taken me to a restaurant in like two weeks.
I mean, come on.
Yeah, at this point, I feel like you need to confront this so-and-so dog trainer just to get confirmation so you don't kick yourself later, even though this is sounding really off.
Yeah, it's totally sounding off.
Yeah, I'm going to figure it out.
I mean, but thank you for doing this or I wouldn't have known.
Yeah, sorry.
Sucks, but hopefully he's telling the truth.
I mean, it doesn't sound like he is to me, but hopefully he is.
Yeah.
All right, good luck.
We'll find out.
Thank you.
The Jubel shows to catch a cheater.
What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?
No.
Not even.
I didn't say that.
I was like, why am I even listening to to begin with?
You're a virgin who can't drive.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia in you versus Victoria.
Yeah, I have only had coffee today.
So I feel great.
Purposely did not eat anything yet.
Ed Shearing tickets on the line today.
And, well, I had a contestant on the line, and then all the phone lines just dropped out for some reason.
No.
Does no one want to play me that bad
Because they're all scared
They're shaking in their boots
Yeah, they are
Not a glitch in the system
Sort of technical
Thing happened here
But let's just take a phone line
And see what happens
Hello, who's this?
My name is Mark
Mark, what's up?
Are you ready to play Victoria?
Sure
Great
You to lose to Victoria
Is that what you called for?
Is it, Mark?
Good talk, good talk, good talk.
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
The game is played like this, Mark.
We're going to send Victoria out of the studio,
and you have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass,
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay?
That sounds good.
All right, Mark, are you ready?
Yes, sir.
Here we go.
Your time starts now.
What is the name of a star that suddenly increases greatly in brightness?
Oh, I can't remember.
Go pass.
What element has the highest melting point?
Carbon.
What do you call a large mass of moving snow, ice, and rocks down a mountainside?
Avalanche.
In which country did the sport of ice hockey originate?
Dylan.
What is the name of the main villain in a nightmare before Christmas?
Oh, pass.
All right, got that in and bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Mark, here's a question for you.
What major event do you predict will happen in 2026?
Ooh.
I say severe storms.
Severe storms?
All right, Mark says severe storms.
Victoria, what do you predict will happen in 2026?
Nina's wedding.
Yeah!
I was trying to think of something in cheap mouth.
Listen, we're looking forward to happy stuff this year.
I don't care about all these conspiracies.
So you're going to find a man and get married all this year?
That's fast.
Anything is possible.
That sounds like it's not a great idea.
Anything is possible.
All right, here we go.
30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass.
And Victoria, you have to beat Mark outright to win.
And Mark, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Go.
What is the name for a star that suddenly increases greatly in brightness?
Huh?
A bright star.
What element has the highest melting point?
A law of...
Wait, what?
Pass.
What do you call a large mass of moving snow, ice, and rocks down a mountainside?
Ah, Avalanche!
In which country did the sport of ice hockey originate?
Iceland.
What is the name of the main villain in a nightmare before Christmas?
I don't know.
Pass.
How many athletes have...
won medals at both the winter and summer
Olympics.
All of them.
Half? One third.
All of them win medals.
I mean...
Participation trophies.
I'm going to be a hundred.
I'm surprised it's not gotten there yet, though.
All right. Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our
scoreboard, our producer freeze.
We've got Mark with one and Victoria with the same one.
Avalanche.
You both have the Avalanche.
And Mark, guess what?
That means you win.
Congratulations.
You did it.
A tie goes to you.
You beat Victoria.
Oh, what a way to start my Monday.
There you go.
You got Ed Sheeran tickets, too, just for playing.
He was like, that doesn't say much.
We'll get the answers here in just a second.
But, Mark, I have a question for you.
Have you ever streamed the show?
You ever streamed the show?
I know, I've just got you on radio only.
Yeah, you should try it sometime.
time you know if you just go to the iheart radio app and you type in hits 106.1 you can stream it
wherever you are mark it's awesome yeah you'll never be alone you can also go to the jubel show
dot com and you can go check out our podcast all that stuff you can look at pictures you can click through
all the pictures of us why you do whatever you do it oh mark what are we doing yeah sorry anyway
can you do that is that really up there pictures i believe we have pictures on our website you
get to go out you probably check it mark can you check our website real quick
picture.com tells you we have pictures.
All right.
Let's get the answers now and Nina.
Anova is the name of for a star
that suddenly increases greatly in brightness.
What?
Tungsten is the element that has the highest melting point.
That's not an out.
Wait, what?
I don't know what it is. Tungsten.
I don't think it's an element.
Is it?
Yeah, it is.
It's like, I think it's worth more than gold or something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, that's true.
Oh, really?
I'm going to look that up.
I feel like I would have heard of it if it was right.
In avalanche, you did get this one right, Victoria.
It's a massive movie.
snow, ice, and rocks down a mountainside.
Canada is the country that
ice hockey originated in.
Really? Ugie Boogie is the name
of the main villain in A Nightmare Before Christmas
and there are five athletes
that have won medals at both the winter and summer.
That's all of them. That's all of them.
That's not true. Everyone wins
a medal. Like not every. No, they don't.
Definitely not in the Olympics.
Not every person, but they're asking
more than five. There's like how many sports in the
Olympics? Winter and summer, though.
You're math ain't math and
So it's like the same athlete that won in winter and summer.
So it's like I played on the basketball team in the summer and then I was a skier in the winter and I won both of them.
That's hot.
Oh, Bob, guys?
Both summer and winter, I can't get to neither.
So like, how do you?
Mark, thank you for playing, man.
Have a great day.
When her mind is blown.
Watching Nina explain it to her is my favorite part.
First date of follow up.
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Selina is on the phone today for a first day follow-up,
and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Justin,
so in a few minutes, we'll call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her
and maybe get her a second date.
But first, Selena, how long has it been
since you talked to Justin?
10 days, 10 whole days, do you believe it?
I can't believe it.
I know.
Selina sounds very nice, so I don't understand.
It feels like it's meant to be, right?
Selina and Justin, what a coincidence.
Right?
we could be the couple that makes it I was going to say they didn't make it I know but she could
have you tried to get a hold of Justin yeah I sent him a text you know and he did not
respond to it I mean it wasn't anything bad it was just casual I said hey hope you're not
in a lavender donut coma text nothing and then I told him I can't wait to see him again
and still nothing.
I guess I don't understand the lavender
donut part of that.
I'm going to say that's an inside joke.
That's just an inside joke.
Okay.
I was curious.
So what did you guys do on your date?
Okay, so we met at a food truck festival,
which is already cute, right?
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
I was wearing my, I'm fun and chill,
but also hot outfit,
and he was like in a Patagonia dad gear,
very eye hiked for fun.
energy.
Okay.
You profiled him quick.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah.
And we tried everything, tacos, dumplings, these insane garlic noodles.
I still dream about them.
And we ended the night sharing a lavender donut under fairy lights.
That's what a donut thinking.
Yeah.
And he laughed at all my jokes.
He said I had the best energy.
He's been around in months.
So, yeah, obviously, I thought we were viving hard.
Yeah.
So did you guys kiss or anything?
yeah yeah at the end of the night like you know well actually what happened was like I was wearing like really strong perfume and he started sneezing a lot and I asked if he was allergic and he goes no no but he started breathing like a pug and a sauna and I was like oh shoot and then I was like maybe I gave him a mild asthma attack like I don't know
Yeah, but we still kissed goodbye and he didn't die, so I figured me were cool.
The pugging the sauna thing is throwing me.
Girl, you do have good energy.
You're fun.
Okay.
Yeah, I am fun.
Yeah.
Why do you think he's ghosting you?
I really don't know.
I mean, I was thinking that, you know, the whole, like, you know, maybe was like really
actually allergic and he didn't want to say anything and he's maybe in a coma right now you know
we don't know all right well let's figure it out for you we'll play a song come back and then call
him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date okay yeah selina is
on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named justin so we're going to call him in just a
second and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date but real quick
selina why don't you break down your date again and why you think you're getting ghosted
dreamy date you know we went to a food truck festival we ate a lot of stuff you know we ended the
night with a dreamy kiss and I think he might just be ghosting me because of the perfume I was
wearing maybe it was too much you know and he didn't want to say anything about that I don't know but
like I feel like we had a great date but he was starting to what was it breathe like a pug
A pug and a sauna.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pug and Asana.
All right.
Well, are you ready for us to call the pug in a sauna and see how he's doing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Here we go.
Hello?
Hey, is this Justin?
Yeah.
Justin, how are you?
I'm doing it.
Who's calling?
This is the Jubal Show.
It's a radio show.
Hi, Justin.
My name is Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
What's going on, guys?
Not much.
Have you ever listened to the show before?
I've heard of it, but I haven't listened to it before.
Okay.
Guess what, Justin, you're on the show today because we got an email about you.
Okay.
So we do a segment that's called the first date follow-up.
What that is is if you, if you.
go on a date with someone and you ghost them,
they can email us to call you
and ask why you're ghosting
and you're ghosting somebody
so they emailed us about you.
Yeah, this is about Selena, right?
Yes, it is about Selena.
Look, well, I had a time,
but there was just, like,
there was just something that happened
that I couldn't shake.
Okay.
Do you have time to tell us
what that thing is that you couldn't shake?
Yeah. She brought a Ziploc bag and in the Ziploc bag was just like a fistful of her hair.
What? Wait, what?
Yeah. We were having this like picnic and, you know, she pulls out this bag like casually and I thought she was bringing out snacks.
Nope, it was her hair. Her hair.
did you ask her why she had her hair
I think I was just taking it all in
I was just like
oh okay
there's got to be a
explanation to this
and that's her hair
and like
it was as if she was just like taking out
like oh yeah like here's the Tuesday pile of hair
oh interesting
every day had its own pile
I asked and
And I guess he's tracking her hair scientifically.
I don't know what that means.
So many questions.
I didn't really ask that many questions, but she said she loses a certain amount of hair every day.
And so she collected and she's just checking it for vitamins, whatever that means.
Interesting.
She literally said that, look, she told me the amount of hair she loses her day and
since it was more humid, she, like, inhuman weather, I lose, you know, 80, you know, 140.
40 strands a day.
And she brought a bag over here.
Who knows that?
Okay, first of all, it's not weird.
It's data.
Hey, Justin, that's Selena.
She's on the phone and wants to talk to you.
Hi.
Do you have something against science or something?
I had no idea how judgmental you are.
Selena, why are you on the call?
Why might be ambushed for this?
This is ridiculous.
I just wanted to know why.
you were ghosting me and I can't believe this is your reason okay I am on a
hair growth journey if you can't handle my routine you don't deserve the
results wow okay I don't have to be on the hair growth journey with you I
do not have to be on the hair journey like why like a Ziploc bag of your hair
that's like that's a boundaries thing it's not that's not normal or
comfortable for another person you're around
to you pulling out sacks of your hair.
Like, I don't get, you could have done it, like, a little more discreetly.
I don't care what you do in private.
I have nothing against science, but I don't want to be looking at your science.
We're having a picnic.
Listen, there is nothing wrong with what I am doing.
I'm just tracking my shedding.
It's responsible.
It's called biofeedback, okay?
All right.
It's called the range, girl.
It's called the range.
You're the range.
That's a little hard.
I'm curious, you wore ankle socks with slides.
So maybe let's not act like you're the pinnacle of the gillity.
All right.
It was a style choice.
I wasn't like, at least I wasn't wearing slippers made hair on my feet.
Well, that's not that much better.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, so that was a style choice.
I guess ghosting was a style choice too, apparently.
I was I supposed to handle a Ziploc baggy of hair.
I mean, you kissed her, though.
I mean,
supportive.
Yeah, but
that's not something you do
on the first aid. I don't have to
know about all your
business and science. I don't need
to know about anything more.
Your body is working at that
point when we're just trying to enjoy a picnic.
Well,
I have to keep it
with me to track my
hairs as they fall.
Otherwise, it wouldn't be very
scientific.
It's a good point
Yeah
But I think science could be paused for an hour
During a picnic
I can't believe this, Justin
We had such a great time
And you're going to let it go over this
I'm going to have luscious hair
And you're going to be bald
All right
Justin, would you like another date
With Selena will pay for it
No, I think I'm good
I'm going to be living in fear
of being sorted in the spreadsheet.
You'd be in the low testosterone, zero-grit column.
And you'd be in the Collessorone hair
in a villain origin story column.
Wow.
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Do you have a New Year's resolution?
It's the Jubal Show.
It's the start of the new year.
You know, the time where gyms are packed.
Owners of those weird fad diet trends are making a ton of cash while you eat nothing but pads of butter for some reason.
Ew.
And everybody is figuring out how this is going to finally be the year where they take over the world.
Yes.
Until next week.
And they're like, you know what?
I'll try again in 2027.
Because most people don't follow through on their New Year's resolution.
resolutions. As a matter of fact, only about 1% of people keep their resolutions for the full
year. What? So why is the failure rate so high for New Year's resolutions? Well, it's because
people aren't following the Forbes list of the best ways to keep your New Year's resolutions
going. And we'll tell you what those are in just a second so you can actually follow through
all your New Year's resolutions this year. Does anybody in this room have a New Year's resolution?
Nina, do you have one? I don't really believe in resolution.
What? No, I feel like it's, I believe in embodying, like, a word or embodying, like, a feeling.
Because when you make false promises to yourself, you set yourself up for disappointment, depression, and licking butter off the tables.
So, like, for me, it's just, it's all about, you know, being better than you were last year.
So, yeah. That's what a resolution is, though. It's pushing yourself to be better. And as long as you keep it going, it's not failing.
But resolutions, when you do it like that, it's just, I feel like it's just, I feel like it's.
just you're putting you're placing pressure on yourself that's unnecessary where you can say
you go the other way you do a word you do like positivity so this year I'm going to focus on being
positive and that just carries through and it can mean a million things yeah I don't like the word
thing mine's soft power soft power soft power yeah I've used that one a lot
okay probably different occasions probably we don't need it we don't need it we don't
I'll swing later if anybody cares, but we'll just, we'll keep going.
What's your movie name?
We're talking about New Year's resolutions.
Yeah, that's my superhero name, soft power.
And we'll tell you what the strategies are for keeping your resolutions going strong this year in just a second.
But, Victoria, do you have any resolutions?
I do actually.
Do you actually make New Year's resolutions?
You would be the one.
You would be the one.
So we'll be eating butter in two weeks.
Ew, why don't you keep mentioning butter?
I don't know.
I liked it.
I have great new resolution because I feel great about this year it's like the year of Victoria and I feel really good about it
my resolutions are to save a little bit of money not a lot I don't put a number on it so whatever I save technically check
save five dollars okay exactly that's a little and then obviously go to the gym like everyone else
but it's more of like putting emphasis on like my friends that I want to like the friends who put
emphasis on me.
Prioritize.
Yes.
The people who prioritize people who prioritize you.
Thank you, Preeze.
That's my main resolution this year.
Producer Fries, do you make a resolution?
I don't.
I've just had so many years of failed ones that I'm just like, yeah.
You're just giving up.
Yeah.
Which I think is a great New Year's resolution.
Just give up on everything.
We'll go over the top strategies on how to keep your New Year's resolutions going strong.
We'll tell you what the number one strategy is in just a second.
but they say for big life changes
test before you leap
try a small experiment
instead of an all or nothing approach
yeah makes sense
no oh no I don't do that either
why would you do that
why don't you gotta go for it all
I agree
gotta go for the big bucks the big money
have an actionable plan and then jump
oh don't have a plan just jump
another way they say to keep your
New Year's resolutions going strong
is to track your progress
and bring in one person to keep you accountable
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, that's tracking your progress, I get.
But also, that would get really annoying,
depending on the person that you asked to hold you accountable, right?
Sometimes you're just like, screw you, dude.
I don't want to do my, no, leave me alone.
I kept my resolution, but I lost you as a friend.
You're supposed to be strengthened community, though.
They say the more you track your progress,
the better the outcomes tend to be.
And the better your outcomes,
the more you'll want to report it to friends and family.
That makes sense.
I mean, but I feel like I would do it less if I had to track it.
So I don't want to do both.
My memory can only hold so many things.
If I have to memorize to, like, do the thing and track it,
oh, I'm going to stop day too.
Well, then how are you going to know that you're doing it?
I'm just going to know.
Trust her.
Text 10, 4106.
Did you make any New Year's resolutions?
We're going over the Forbes list of the top ways to keep your resolutions going strong
if you did make a New Year's resolution,
only 1% of people actually keep their resolutions for the full year.
That's crazy.
We'll tell you what the number one strategy is in just a second, but plan for things to go
wrong.
If you don't have time, do the two-minute version or try to make up for it later.
That is true.
Like, if you can't work out, literally just go take a five-minute walk and consider that
your workout for the day.
Mentally, you're telling yourself you still worked out and you'll continue to hopefully
do it if that's your New Year's resolution.
Rather than sitting on the couch and eating snacks and feeling bad about
yourself like I do.
Oh, you could do both.
Okay.
Well, that's not helping.
Go for a five-minute walk and then come back and sit down and eat some snacks.
They also say tie habits to your routines, not your motivation.
After you start the coffee, do five squats.
Ew.
Your mood is unreliable.
Coffee is not, they say.
But that is true.
If you want to accomplish something, it's better to tie it to a habit, something that you
already always do, then you'll remember.
Yeah, and you're more likely to stay consistent.
because really transformation comes from consistency in anything that you do.
I kind of really like that one.
Or you fail at that and then you fail at the habit that you already had that you liked
and now you've regressed.
So be careful.
Okay.
This is according to Forbes, the top strategies to keep your New Year's resolution going wrong.
And here's the number one key to being successful with your New Year's resolution
because only 1% of people keep their resolutions for a full year.
Lower your standards.
Seriously?
That's that question.
It says, lower your standards, but be specific.
Don't just say I want to get fit.
Say, I want to walk 10 minutes after work.
That's it.
Take the small wins.
I hate when people say lower your standards.
Lower your standards, baby.
A guy gave me dating advice and said, just lower your standards.
Oh, okay.
That's her resolution.
No, it sure is not.
Her response was, why?
So I could date you?
My phone break happens every single hour in the 20s.
Your next one is coming up.
right after this and then right after that is Nina's what's trending and don't forget you can
always stream the jubel show on hits 106.1 all you have to do is go to the iHeart radio app type in
the jubel show or hits 106.1 make that your favorite station do it yeah why won't we do that
that's a resolution yeah it's a resolution for that it is super easy one to keep because it'll
just be your favorite station and you can stream it wherever you are hey jubles dirty little
secret hi hey you have
have a dirty little secret?
I do.
Sweet.
What is it?
So I have a sister.
She's a year older than me.
And growing up, she's just always been so jealous of me.
I've never played with me.
Like, was never really a real sister.
Just real jealousy.
Oh, yeah.
She was like a mom instead of a sister, but whatever.
So recently, I actually have been rekindling with my ass, which, mind you, he was not
liked by my family at all,
especially my mom. They had this huge
fight. It was a fallout.
You know, a few months of past,
but you're rekindling
things even though none of your family
likes him? Like, yeah.
At the end of the day, like, it's me
who needs to be happy. So
I've been keeping it a secret.
And my sister
actually ended up running into us
recently. And saw
yeah, saw us together. And she doesn't
know. So I said, hey, well,
I didn't want to tell her because she's a big tidal tell.
So when she saw me and him, I was like, hey, listen, just don't tell mom, right?
Just like keep her mouth shut, none of your business.
You didn't see anything.
Do not tell mom.
Yes, it was a little bit of all right.
And the next thing I know, my mom's like freaking out calling me, like, what are you dealing with him?
I was like, wait a second.
What are you talking about?
And she's like, your sister telling me everything.
I was like, what a freaking title tale.
Anyway, so my dirty little secret is that this past weekend,
were all eating dinner and it was like the
cleanup part and my sister has this bad habit
of taking off her wedding ring. I mean, this is a good
habit but I just, I would never because it's
And so she took it off and put it in the side and when she wasn't
looking, I grabbed it. Her wedding ring?
Her wedding ring? Yeah.
It's like super beautiful guys.
And so anyway, I took it and I hid it. I don't even remember where I put it
but I put it somewhere. But the funny secret
here is that she was freaking out.
Yeah, that's her wedding ring.
Yeah, I bet.
Yeah, and so they're like actually thinking it went down the drain because they were,
that's where she took it off and she thinks in her head that it fell into the drain.
So they started taking the drain apart.
Oh, that's like not an easy task.
Do you plan on telling her like, hey, just kidding, it was me who took it?
Well, I mean, eventually I'm going to have to get it back to her, but I did get pleasure out of watching her like freak out because she's a freaking title tell.
You know, so it's my revenge.
Whatever.
don't tell on me when I asked you to tell me.
Like, I wasn't telling her.
Like, I don't get her.
I really don't.
Okay.
Well.
But I will give it back.
I'll give it back.
For now, I'm letting her freak out a little while.
All right.
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
You're welcome.
Bye.
What's your dirty little secret?
Text Jubal to 41061.
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