First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from January 7th 2026

Episode Date: January 7, 2026

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We were in the car, like a Rolling Stone came on, and he said, there's a line in there about your mother. And I said, what? What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have. I knew something had happened to me in the middle of the night, but I couldn't hold on to what had happened. These are just a few of the moving and important stories on my 13th season of Family Secrets.

Listen to Family Secrets on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. How would you like to become a millionaire overnight by doing absolutely nothing? this is America and it can happen very easily in this country just to post a video of yourself saying Haktua about something you can become a millionaire overnight

or you can do it an even easier way there's a trend right now in this country of people doing polymark what is that Bidding Polymarket bidding All right What it is is it's basically betting

on real world events not just sports Oh yeah yeah yeah So you can bet on almost any thing in the polymarket market market i don't know if that's the right way to say it i'm new to this can it's like is there going to be a hurricane in oh yeah next month or whatever all you have to do is buy shares of yes or no shares on a certain event whoa and you can even make up events that you think

will happen and if it happens you win money people are becoming multi-millionaires in this new online betting forum where it's not betting on sports or anything else and it's completely legal too It's not like offshore betting or whatever. They're doing it here in this country. So it has to be an event. It's not like the weather or something like that. No, it is weather. Yeah, you can do it.

Oh, it is. Like, oh, it's going to rain tomorrow. Yes. Like here, like, you know, like when you're in a place that rains a lot. Yeah. But doesn't... The odds are probably not great on it. So you probably have to like...

It's probably a bad bet. You know, if you live in Seattle, it's a bad bet. Yeah, yeah. Because it rains all the time. Or if you're close to the date of and the weather obviously is being broadcast, then they probably won't take bets. Like somebody is baby? like all of these things

like a celebrity that's pregnant you're like oh it's gonna be a girl there's a bunch of new apps and websites that people are using where you can literally bet on anything I mean I'm into it let's do it that's fun is there a minimum that you're allowed to bet or like do you

I don't I'm sure it's different for different sites or whatever the first time I heard about this was like the big game in the NFL which one the biggest one the biggest one the Super Bowl oh I'm sorry I was trying not to

They don't like you to use that name That word Because like the NFL is very protective of it I was trying to play the game You know what I'm setting you up Yeah yeah yeah I knew here a while With Victoria

We didn't just like to say it You know The NFL will understand They'll be like yeah we get it But that was the first time I saw bets like that Like they would have like How long is somebody's hair gonna be Or is a player gonna come out in a certain

Color cleats Yeah You know like random stuff And you've been able to do like prop bets on sports like that on sporting bets websites, but now you can bet on anything, the current things that are on there right now on a lot of these betting sites where you can bet on whatever. All you have to do is buy shares of yes or no. Will a U.S. politicians say, this is not what it looks like at a podium this month. We're rich. At a podium this month.

I would say yes on that because that happens all the time. Another thing that they have on these betting websites where you can literally bet on anything and people are actually making millions will a major government decision be leaked accidentally via podcast? You can bet yes or no on that. And if it happens, you win

or if you bet no and it doesn't happen, you also win. Is there a bet? Oh, go ahead. I was just going to say, if you're the podcast host and you know you're going to do that, can you still bet?

Yeah. I think anybody can bet. Different rules than sports betting. I don't know. That's like, that's not a bet. That's a guarantee. Like you actually know the outcome. come. That's the thing that these websites that is weird to me, because with sports betting

and stuff, that's why athletes get in trouble when they bet because they can help control the outcome of the game so they can make money on it. It's influenced. So they're not allowed to bet, you know? But with certain things, you can probably control the outcome of it, but these websites are still awarding people millions of dollars for betting on just ridiculous things. The new Stranger Things episode was on there. Really? Yeah, I had to look it up because I don't understand, but I'm also kind of into it. This could be easy money. Yeah. This may be easier than my Feetpicks. Here's one bet that is a guaranteed lock in world events.

You can bet on will two countries strongly condemn each other without doing anything about it. That's an easy, absolutely yes bet. Some other things you can bet on. Will a military action be described as limited, surgical, and necessary within 48 hours? Oh, wow. Yikes. You just kind of kind of wait until there's conflict. say yes. But does betting work

as in there's obviously there's a yes then to no you put money into either one but everyone who voted the correct answer has to split the money basically that how that works? Well yeah the payout is you know whatever people who betted no, bedded, that's not even a word

bet no, that money goes towards the main pot yeah okay and they all split it so people who are crying millionaires those people are ones that are taking like risky crazy bets probably Probably, yeah. Another pop culture bet that you can do right now on these websites where people are getting rich

just betting on anything. Will a celebrity apologize using the phrase I'm learning and growing in the next six months? Wow. That's a safe bet. Guarantee. There's a bunch of Trumpisms that we could probably bet on because sometimes he says the same thing

almost every speech. It's a scam. Here's another thing you can bet on right now that is a super easy bet. Well, a viral trend exists for 48 hours before everybody pretends it never happened. Okay. You know, they've been lasting longer than 48 hours now. Maybe a week.

Because people are slow. To catch up on the trend. There's also been bets on. Will aliens make contact with humans this year? Jeeble just do it. Go all in. You believe. Prove how much you believe and then be rewarded by the aliens.

And Polly Market. You're going to go broke in three years. They're actually investigating a bid that just happened on one of these websites the other day because the person made multi, multi-millions of dollars. And it was regarding the president of Venezuela. Whoa. But the bet, whatever the bet was, I can't remember exactly what the bet was. But whatever it was, it happened like 24 hours before the president, you know,

captured the president of Venezuela, whatever our president. did that to their president, you know. But anyway, somebody bet like a ton of money, like 24 hours before it happened and made millions of dollars. And now they're on the clock for, like, why'd you know? Probably definitely somebody who knew what was going to happen. It's another jubal phone frame. Weekday mornings on the 20s.

Hello? I have a good iron supplement that I can recommend to you. what Hello is this Darren Yeah Hi Darren My name is Juniper And I'm calling from

Barbershop And I was just calling to talk to you About a few things regarding Your locks Regarding my what Locks Of hair My lock

Yes your hair Your hair Your hair Your hair Wait, is this about my appointment with Manny that I booked online? Oh, no, this is not about your upcoming appointment. It's actually to do just with your hair in general. What do you mean?

Just the hair on your head. Wait, who is this? My name is Juniper and I'm calling from a barbershop. And I know that you come in here biweekly to get your hair cut and fluffed up. Oh. And I sweep up. Sweep up. All right.

Dude, you're acting. I'm really weird. What is this about? I sweep up the hair. That's lost from our clients. And I've taken a particular liking to your strands of. Okay man This is getting really weird

You're creeping me out right now I feel that I need to speak to you Because of some things that I've noticed With your strands of hair That I have collected Are you kidding me You've been collecting my hair And keeping it

Every time I come there Perusing your hair Yeah Perusing it Okay I'm starting to get really Freaked out here What do you mean by perusing my hair? Saturday nights.

Saturday night? Yes, Saturday nights is the night that I sit down and I light a fire and then I examine your hair. You're examining my hair? Yes, yes. I've spent months examining each and every hair that I've collected from you after it's been cut. And I've noticed that you're very low on iron and perhaps you use a zinc supplement. You've been collecting my hair. hair, perusing it, whatever you say, taking it home and Saturday nights and doing whatever with

it? I'm sorry, I didn't want to add any more stress because also I've noticed some stress indicators and the follicles. Shut the fuck up. Do you know how creepy this is, dude? This is like sicko stuff. I should call the cops on you right now. Service to defer clients to help them learn more about their hair.

Juniper, that's your name? I'm reporting you. dude. It's been two weeks since you've had alcohol. How the f*** do you know I haven't drank in two weeks? My binoculars. Binoculars? Yes, my binoculars have told me that.

What are you doing with binoculars, man? Much about your hair. And then I've also learned about the patterns of your drinking, not from the hair, but from watching you. Are you watching me right now? No, I'm not, no, I'm not watching you right now. I'm sitting in your chair. Are you in my fucking apartment? Oh, oh, no, I'm not.

in your apartment. I'm in the chair you normally sit in when you're in the barber shop and I'm covered in your hair right now. No. Wait, you're going to regret all this sick shit that you've ever done to me and anybody else.

Hey, Darren, this is actually Jubal from the Jubal show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend Candy set you up. What? It's a joke. Oh, my God. What? Yeah.

She told me that you stopped drinking a few weeks ago, too, and you go to the same barbershop every couple of weeks and wanted to mess with you. Oh, my God. I was just picturing this guy, like, I don't know, like full beard for some reason. I'm really long beard just sitting in my hair covered with it in this barbershop chair.

Oh, my God. Wake up every morning with jubel phone pranks. Weekday mornings on the 20s. All it takes is for, for, what? I don't know what happened right there. Yikes. Redo. Redo that.

All it takes is three minutes for you to get everything you need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending brought to you by Muggle Shudbingo in Auburn. You're home from her shingo. Yeah. I saw the glitch in real time. Yeah. I only say that every day when we're doing trending and I could not remember what it was for whatever reason.

Really? It did. It did. It's funny. Where am I? Okay. You just try to get yourself together and I'll tell you how to take care of yourself. There's a scam.

that we all need to be watching out for. Shocking, I know. But this time, it's actually really real. Like, it feels really real. Like, they're getting so advanced in how they scam us. And this one's a traveler-specific scam. So if you're going to be in the airports or if you have a flight booked,

you're going to want to hear how to protect yourself in just a second. But first, let's talk about how Netflix is just dominating the world right now. They really are, and I'm going to explain, well, I'm not trying to tease you here. But I feel like they are. So Star Search is getting a reboot.

So we've got another show now in the, the talent competition circuit. Star Search was kind of the OG. Wasn't Star Search the first one or was it? I think it was. Yeah. I would think so. First like singing competition show. Yeah, but I think it was any kind of competition

because I feel like there were comedians on there as well. So it was like America's got everybody. Yeah, it was like America's Got Talent. It was like America's Got Talent. So it was everybody. So Star Search was kind of the OG one and then everything else came later. But now Star Search is doing a reboot of that and it or I'm sorry, Netflix is doing a reboot of that and that premieres later this month.

But Sarah Michelle Geller, Chrissy Teigen, and Jellyroll are going to be the judges? The judges on that show. Oh, is the Teegs un-canceled? I think so. She was canceled for, like, quite a while. Yeah. She calls are the TEEC. She will does.

That makes her less canceled. Oh, I. That's cool. She got off the bench. Yeah, man, she's back in the game. So that proves there's a redemption story somewhere. She's like on a baseball team and is like, not TEEC? Nope.

Back on the bench. The Tegs can't pitch for a while. She was mean. to somebody. She was very mean to somebody, though. Well, she's putting herself in a hot seat because she's going to be a judge. She's going to be mean to people all the time.

Oh, yeah. She's going to be the Simon Cowell. Or she'll just be really nice to go the opposite way to stay off of that, you know. Whatever Chrissy Teigen does, do not hop into their DMs and start judging them there because you know how that works out for you. That's why she got canceled.

Oh, seriously? Yeah, she was bullying somebody. She was also drinking, so she blamed it on the fact that she was getting drunk and, like, you can't blame that to font out. alcohol. Like that, like, come on you. You're married to John Legend. He's so sweet. Like the guy just oozes love and happiness.

So, how are you bullying people? Maybe that's why. She gets annoyed by all the sweet and happiness. Oh, maybe that's it. Yeah. It's like, I can't take it. She's getting her redo moment. In other Netflix news, they did just acquire the whole WWE library. So now they are the home of wrestling because their deal expired with peacocks. That's what I'm saying. They've completely taken over.

If they've broken records with Stranger Things, they've got. the HBO deal. Now they've got Star Search and Chrissy Teagan, so I mean, it's over for the rest. They've been doing an NFL too. Oh, yeah, an NFL too. So that's exciting. Dang. Did you buy AI slop over the holidays? And if you're looking for some AI slop, looks like Goodwill's the place to go. People are claiming that AI slop is ending up all over thrift stores because if you bought something online, the chances are the ad was made by AI and then it didn't look how you thought it was going to look. And so people are returning them to thrift stores. Oh, really? And it's called AI Slop

So maybe you started collection I don't know I feel like half that's also just TikTok Slop Or not Slop but like TikTok Probably Half things are by there Don't really come up

Probably But this is not what it seems There's a new scammeler Especially for travelers And that is that they're getting text messages Saying that if you don't Like confirm your reservations That you're going to have your flight

Completely canceled But it looks super legit It says that you have 24 hours And there's like this whole click-through thing But the way that the text is, however they ended up hacking into it, it looks like it's truly from like the airlines. But it's not real. But it's not real. So this is the scam.

So now if you're getting text messages about your flights, just don't respond. Don't click anything. If I get a text message from any business like or something like that, I always don't go from the text. I'll go straight to the app or the website to try to do whatever it is and see if it's there just because of that. I don't trust. I mean, I don't even trust their own websites. Right. I have to call somebody.

Are you real? But stream us online. Yes. That is one place you will never get scammed. Thank you, producer, free. You will never get scammed if you stream the Jubal Show. Yeah. Just use the iHeart radio app or go to the jubleshow.com,

and you can stream us wherever you're at. And shout out to all the people who've been texting in at 41061. Apparently, me being obnoxious about people streaming the show because I've been talking about it nonstop because I really want you to do it. It makes me happy inside. And it'll protect you from getting. scan yes and I want you to be safe out there and the only way to be protected against all things is to stream the jubel shop they're going to start like I've heard I've read articles many medical

journals on how physicians are going to start recommending that and prescribing that for a lot of things yeah it's all the waves that pop out it creates a shield that you're just protected from the world so it's really the only way to be safe is to stream the jubel show go to the high art radio app or the jubel show.com and listen to us on your device whatever device it is even if it's a pacemaker What? I don't know if we can stream over this. Maybe one day. One day.

One day. I was reading in a medical journal the other day. Isn't that go in your heart? Oh my gosh, you can listen to music with lollipops now. We have totally derailed. For me, yeah. What are we talking about again? Yeah, what? Oh, that's the trending.

Oh, now we're done. What's the lollipop thing real quick? Oh, okay, so you know that big convention that has all of the... This is what ADHD is like... Yeah. If you don't have it, this is it. I don't even have it. I think everybody feels like they have it now.

Even the people that are streaming the show on the app. You know that big convention that has all the gadget drops for the year? They've got climbing vacuum cleaners that actually climb up your stairs. And then there's lollipops that now you bite into. And when you bite into it, you're going to be able to hear music. Oh, it's like a toothbrush. Like a little kid toothbrush. Oh, weird.

Like it vibrates in your mouth. It makes a song. Yeah, but it's candy. Wow. Whoa. I know. The future is wild. I think I experienced that at raves in the late 90s.

That was drugs. That was a bad one. Hi, I'm Dr. Priyanko Wally. And I'm Hurricane de Bolo. It's a new year. And on the podcast's Health Stuff, we're resetting the way we talk about our health. Which means being honest about what we know,

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giving your mind and your spirit the same attention you give your goals. Hey everybody, it's Michelle Williams, host of checking in on the Black Effect Podcast Network. And on my podcast, we talk mental health, healing, growth, and everything you need to step into your next season. and empowered. New Year, Real You. Listen to checking in with Michelle Williams from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Are you desperately hoping for change in 2026, but feeling stuck? Just spinning your wheels and old routines and bad habits. I'm Dr. Lari Santos. And in a new year series of my show, the Happiness Lab, I'm going to look at the science of getting, well, unstuck. Unstuck.

at work, unstuck in your relationships, and even unstuck inside your mind. I am the absolute worst culprit when it comes to getting into these ruminative loops and just driving myself crazy. We'll look at ways to reignite your sense of purpose, rediscover your values, and get more creative. We'll also explore how to design a life that feels more fulfilling. It's sort of like the game of life. I don't know if you ever played that game.

Oh my gosh, yes. You take the car along and you try and get money, and you try and get degrees, and you try and get to the end where either you have a mansion or a ranch or a school. Shack. And once you get to retirement, you're done. What about the whole path along the way? So join me to get unstuck in 2026. Listen to the Happiness Lab on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your shows. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubal Show. And only on the new hits 106.1. Maggie is on the phone today for To Catch a Cheater, and she thinks that her husband of four years named Andrew might be messing around. So, We'll see if we can catch him if he is.

But first, Maggie, what's up? Why do you think Andrew might be cheating on you? I don't necessarily think he's physically cheating, but something is definitely going on. I think he's got some kind of involvement or something happening. Okay. So he's a nerd. I'm going to own it. I'm married and heard.

But, you know, we are a good match. What do you mean by he's a nerd? Well, he's always on his computer. He likes gaming. He likes, he just, he's really into technology. He's always been kind of on his computer a lot of the time. Okay. But lately, all night on his computer, stand up late on his computer all the time.

When I walk by, he closes the windows. He like, he minimizes what he's doing. He exes out of whatever he's doing. And I'm like, what are you doing? Watching, you know, kidding around. Yeah. And he says, oh, no. No, I was just finishing up the project, just closing up the project, I'm done with it.

Something feels really off. Would you be upset, though, if he was just watching, like, adult films on his computer, would that still upset you? Not necessarily. I mean, who doesn't like a little erotica here and there, right? That's not a huge deal, but I would think he would be, I hope that we have a relationship where we can be honest about that and not, I mean, I like to read yeah yeah so but and then there's some weird random charges on our credit card digital services it's not dinner it's not gas it's but and then he says oh yeah no it's it's just it's an add-on for Adobe it's it's it's a little um service whatever he always has an excuse

ready to go he always has an answer for whatever these charges that are popping up our. So are you thinking it's like a cam girl? Very possibly. Hmm. I really don't know. He is not interested physically. He's suddenly we went from five times a week to nothing.

Wow. Okay. That's a big shift. Yeah. Well, you know, he's always, oh yeah, go go ahead, go to bed without me. I'm working on my computer. He's working late. This is the staying up all night thing.

So instead of, instead of us going to bed together, he's, I go to bed by myself and he's working until the hours of the morning. And this is all kind of new behavior? Very new behavior. And then this one, we got something, we got a package the other day. It was a very expensive adult toy. Oh. And you didn't order it?

No, I did not order it. It definitely wasn't me. He says it's a gag gift for his work buddy. Okay, that's interesting. Yeah, something does sound like it's happening. Yeah, right in the middle of to catch a cheater. And if you're just joining us, Maggie is on the phone, and she thinks that her husband, Andrew, of four years,

might be messing around. So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member and tell him that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our Florida department. And we'll see if he sends those flowers to his wife, Maggie, or to somebody else. But before we do that, Maggie, why don't you break down your situation for us again real quick and why you think he's cheating?

Okay. So Andrew is on the computer all night long, closing out windows, being very secretive what he's working on, credit card charges. He's got credit card charges for digital services. Our sex life has vanished, just gone. And then he, all these little things, and then he orders a battery operated, very expensive, fancy, toy for a quote gag gift for his co-worker okay you're not going to get the expensive one as a gag gift that is very true the cheap ones yeah not an expensive one all right are you ready for us to call him and see yeah let's let's do it okay here we go

Hey, this is Corbett calling from I was looking for our rewards card member named Andrew. Uh, yeah, this is him. How can I help you? Hi, Andrew, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winner. Yeah, what did I win?

Oh, well, maybe you don't know. Every single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. You've just won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a card. to be delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free. Wow, that's actually pretty neat. Yeah, let's do it. You know what, hang on.

I want to send it to this girl, Danielle. Just give me a second. I just got her address. Let me just pull it out real quick. Okay. Well, I'll get started on the name then while you look for the address. So Danielle and... Yes.

Do you also do notes? Yes. That would be the next thing I would ask you for, actually. So, Danielle, and you got a last name on that? Yeah. Yeah, if you just give me what you want to put on the card, and then I can go ahead and take the address after that. Let me think real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cool. How about for my favorite creator, thank you for everything that you share. Okay, great. I got that down, and then I would get the address from you, but this is actually a radio show, so it probably doesn't matter. Yeah. Excuse me? Yeah, this is actually the Jubal show. It's a radio show.

How are you? Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal. I'm confused. You should be. We all are. We do a segment on our show.

It's called to catch a cheater where if you think your significant other might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to. And your wife, Maggie, is on the other line. Maggie, you're on the phone. Like, hello? Yeah. Hi, Andrew. What is happening? What is going on here?

I knew you were cheating. So I think I would ever do that to you. You just kind of are. Who is Danielle? Danielle is a creator. Danielle is a creator. I'm sending flowers because they help out. Like, I can't believe that you think I would ever cheat on you.

Like, what is? Wait, you kind of are though. I'm slabbergasted. What? You are sending gifts to a creator. What kind of creator, Andrew? I'm sending three flowers that I got. What kind of, no, no, no, no.

What kind of. I get one. Andrew, what kind of creator is she? What kind of creator is she doing, Andrew? Online content. Dude, calm down. Why are we on the radio right now? Excuse me?

Oh, okay. Yeah, don't say that. You are sending gifts. What are you sending, Andrew? What have you sent her? What have you sent her, Andrew, besides free flowers? 36 red roses. You apparently were on the call, you know?

You know, that's what I was gonna send her. I didn't even send them yet. Apparently not gonna now. So, so you are spending all night, multiple nights a week, online with this creator. You are charging things to our credit card. You are buying expensive . What? I, who is Danielle?

Okay, calm down, listen. He's an only fan model. I said, I subscribe. What are you going to do? Put me on the radio. We already are listening. So you're sending flowers to an OnlyFans model instead of your wife. Yikes.

So you're the creepy guy that's hitting up all the models that are just basically milking you for cash? Cool. Look, I subscribe to her page. I'm not sending cash flowers that you guys offered. I just support her through these little gifts. It's not cheating. Okay. Yeah, dude, it is.

So you haven't been intimate with me in over. three months, but you are up all night with an only fan's model. Yeah, but it's not like I'm sleeping with her or anything. I've never even met her. It's more, like, it's just a more ethical site, you know, that like women, and it's actually quite feminist. She's, like, in control of it all. Like, I'm actually supporting somebody, you know.

I don't know if you know this, but the funny part is is when anybody communicates with most of the popular only fans models, it's not them. They have, like, a chatbot or somebody else that's doing it. So you're not actually talking to her. Not one of the popular ones. That's why I'm supporting her. So she can become one of the popular ones. Oh, got it.

You have a personal connection with her, Andrew? Like an online friend, yeah. Okay. You know what? I cannot control what you're doing online, but I can control where you sleep and you better find somewhere else to sleep tonight because you're not coming to my house.

Maggie, you're overreacting. First off, it's my house. Second. Oh, wow. It's online. I hope you set aside some of that money for a lawyer because you're going to need it. You find somewhere else to sleep tonight. You're done.

These are things you should be saying to yourself because I'm the one who brings in all the money. Wow. Wow. Oh, you keep telling yourself that, Andrew. And you and your little Danielle, you guys, I hope you live happily ever after while she sells it on the internet. You're overreacting. You need to calm down on that. work. I'm not going to talk about this on the radio. We'll talk about it when I get home.

But Andrew, how would you feel about Maggie talking to OnlyFans model and sending him money in adult toys? I would honestly be fine with it. Like, she can support whoever she wants. You know, like life is hard. We all got to help one another out. Andrew. Andrew, so you're telling me that you would be okay with me talking to a guy who's smack and a shit on the computer screen. You, Andrew. I mean, you're judging. You don't even know the kind of. of only fans content that girl is putting out, then, you know, I mean, Fat Joe is on only fans. You don't even know.

You're just stereotyping. Did you buy Fat Joe, an adult toy? If he needed one and he wasn't as successful, maybe he would. Wow. Respect for Zing, it's dedicated to the cause. Well, Andrew, we're going to let you go because I know you're at work, and I guess you and Maggie can talk about it later.

Yeah. Well, he's going to, locks will be changed. So you go ahead and try, Andrew. But you're not coming in my house. He's gone now, Maggie. I'm sorry. Maggie. Oh.

You were right, though. Wow. I think the most irred or like infuriating part is that he just wouldn't see your point of view. Yeah. I don't recognize that person. That is not the person I married. Am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No.

Not even. I didn't say that. I was like, why am I even listening to to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria in a game of trivia for Cardi B tickets. And let's meet today's contestant for U versus Victoria,

which I have no idea who it is because we don't have anybody to screen phone calls right now. And one of the reasons that the show doesn't have anybody to screen phone calls right now is because not enough people are streaming the show. on the jubleshow.com or the iHeartRadio app and so we're severely understaffed it makes it really hard if you would stream the show for us you know listening on the stream on the iHeart radio app it would help us keep our jobs for a little bit longer

and I like my job and also save our mental stability because we're all overtaxed and doing everybody's job but soon we may be down to none of us what am I going to do unless you stream the show but let's see who's on the phone hello it's the jubel show hello okay hello it's the jubel show so you really need to stream us hello hello okay never mind hello it's the jubel show this is why people screen phone calls usually

before right right right live example what happens yeah hello jubble show hi jule this is pretty i wanted to call in for the newman to victoria cool i can barely hear you though you sound like you're in the back of your car again yelling into your phone you wouldn't be having to listen to this if you would stream the show it's not our fault

we don't have a phone screener right now it's your fault hello it's the Jubal show yeah hi good morning what is your name what is your name hey one second sorry let me get you guys

Are we good? Okay. All right, what's your name? I'm named Nick. Nick, how you doing, man? You ready to take on Victoria? Yeah, I got me and my son here. Let's do it.

Sweet. All right, we're going to send Victoria out of the studio, and here we go, Nick. Game is played like this. You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay? All right, time's good. All right, here we go.

Nick, your time starts now. What pigment and plants absorb sunlight from four photosynthesis? Florpil. Which sandbox game allows players to mine blocks and build anything they imagine? Minecraft. Which actor voiced the character of Woody in Toy Story? Kim Allen. Which country did Eggnog come from?

Pass. What type of cloud produces snow? Cumulus. All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting her headphones on and getting settled, Nick, what is something that you would like to accomplish in 2026? Ooh, loaded.

Oh, man, that's a big one. 26, man, I just, we're trying to take the company to the next level, man. That's what I'm trying to do. Oh, sweet. I hear you. I work for a collection agency. I've actually been on here before. You're not the one...

20 years now. You're not the one who's been calling me. Is that why you're on the phone right now? At the end of this, you're going to be like, by the way. Got you. You got to let you know, Jubal. This is an attempt to... There it is.

There it is. I knew it was coming. All right. Here we go, Victoria. Are you ready? Yeah. 30 seconds. to answer as many questions as possible.

If you don't know one, just say pass. And you have to beat Nick. Outright to Win. Nick, you can tell Victoria when to go. Don't go. What pigment in plants absorb sunlight for photosynthesis? Oh, oh, oh. I know this one.

I know this one. I don't know this one. Next. Which sandbox game allows players to mine blocks and build anything they imagine? Huh? Uh, sand castles? Wait, what was the question? Which actor voice the character

of Woody in Toy Story? It's like buckets? Um, oh, I have his face in my head. Tim Allen. Which country did eggnog come from? Uh, Germany. Next. Wait, no, no, no.

One more, more, more. You're out. It doesn't work that way, baby. You know it. All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard, our producer, freeze. Yeah, even if you got that last one, it wouldn't have mattered.

Nick has two and Victoria has none. Wow. Nick, congratulations, man. You did it. You beat Victoria. You got Cardi B tickets as well. Oh, that'll be fun. Yeah.

I'll look forward to that. All right, let's get the answers now with Nina. Chlorophyll is the pigment in plants that absorbs sunlight for photosynthesis. I knew that. Minecraft is the sandbox game that allows player to mine blocks and build anything they amount. There's a mine in the question. Yeah. Well, yeah, I was thinking in a real sandbox, not.

the online freaking version. You should ask that question. Minecraft is the one everybody's talking about. It's a computer game. The word mine was in the question also. I can go mining in the backyard. Tom Hanks was the character, whatever, played Woody and Toy Story. England is

where eggnog came from, and Nimbo Stratus is the type of cloud that produces snow. Also, that would be a dope name for an M.M.A. fighter. Nimbos Tragus? Yeah. I would not want to fight him in those stratus. I was with you on Tim Allen.

All right. Hey, Nick's Buzz. Thank you for playing, man. Appreciate you. Yeah, thanks, guys. Have a good day. We'll talk later when you call me this afternoon. Ask for your debt.

I'll be calling. First date of follow up. Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com. Normally we do a first date follow-up here, but we have a listener. named John on the phone who wants to do something a little bit different today. John, what's up?

How are you? Yeah, so you guys used to do this thing called Call of Booty? You've been listening for a long time because we haven't done that in a long time, John. I'm new here. I'm intrigued now. Producer Freezer doesn't even know what it is. Call of Booty is not a video game, but it was the thing we used to do on the show where you had to call your significant other to see if they would leave work to hook up with you.

Get it, call of booty. Oh, wow. Except, don't worry, it's family-friendly because you're not allowed to be dirty at all. You can't even make a blunt reference to what you want to do. We give you a topic to use, and you have to call them at work, and let's say we gave you Disney movies, and you'd have to call up your significant other work and be like, hey, baby, Mickey Mouse is really, like, lonely right now. Would you like to spend time with Mickey Mouse? It's funny.

It's funny because, like, usually they have no idea what the person. is talking about. You used to listen to that, John? Yeah, yeah. Please don't get me at Disney. You want to come over and watch Pinocchio's nose? Whoa. You got to see things like that, right? Oh, my God. So you want to do that, John?

I don't know if my wife will go for it, but I want to try it. Okay. So is the goal to get the wife to understand that he's hinting at that without saying it? Yeah, and to leave. And to do it. And to do it. Yeah. You don't win the game on call of booty unless your significant other actually agrees to

meet you somewhere, which they probably won't because they'll probably think you're drunk. Right, right. Right, because you're talking nonsense. All right. Let's go, John. So before we do this, you have to tell us a little bit about your wife. So you're about to call her and see if she'll leave her job right now to meet you for a booty call, but you can't be blunt, you can't say exactly what you want to do.

We'll give you a topic that you can reference and see. if she can catch on to what you're talking about. It's always very awkward. But what does your wife do? She's a receptionist at a dentist office. So she's a receptionist. She's going to be busy up there. I mean, she'll be like to the people around, you know, if you're talking.

Okay. So your wife's a receptionist at a dentist office, which means, yeah, there's going to be people at the counter while you're on the phone. Looking at her. Yeah, trying to get her to leave her job at this moment to meet you for a call of boot. Yep. You were asking what she's like. I mean, I'd be awkward. It was definitely like, you know, a treat. Especially stuff like this, you know, where she's confused or whatever. Right. Okay.

Oh, I love that. Do you think there's any chance that she says yes? I mean, I have probably no. But, I mean, I definitely want to like give it a shot. Who knows? Maybe it'll happen, you know? Maybe she'll go for it. You need have some confidence, John. You need to get your wife excited, so she will. This is on you. Yeah.

How do you love your wife? I mean, I'm going to give it a shot. We'll see. I mean, you know, I can be pretty convincing. Okay. So we'll play a song, come back, and then John is going to attempt to call his wife, who's currently working reception at a dental office. Oh, my gosh.

And try to see if she'll leave work for a booty call. But he can't say anything blunt about what he wants to do. He can only make reference to a topic that we give him and try to see if she can decode his messages. Will she respond to Call of Booty? I'm going to give you two topics to choose from, John. Okay? You can either make reference to only board games slash video games or you can do Girl Scout cookies. So it would be like, hey, hey, do you want to come check out my controller right now?

Or, hey, baby. Got some thinnments for you. Yeah, something. I don't know. I don't know how you. What do you want, John? Girl Scout cookies or board games and video games?

I mean, I'll say board games and video games. Tabletop games sounds good to be. Okay. All right, man. Good luck. We'll play a song. Come back. And then, John, you can see if you can accomplish call of booty.

Next. Okay, cool. Normally at this time, it's a first day follow-up, but today's a special treat. It's a call of booty. This is the Jubal show. Our listener, John, called up because we used to do a segment on the show called Call of Booty where you'd have to call your significant other and see if you could get them to leave what they were doing in that moment to meet you for a booty call.

But it's not dirty at all. You can't say anything bluntly about what you want to do. We give you a topic to reference and you have to see if you can first get them even to figure out what you're talking about and then convince them to leave their job or what they're doing to meet you for a call of Booty. And John's on the phone. And John is about to call his wife who works reception. at a dentist's office, so this is going to be very awkward. There's going to be people around, and he's got to see if he can convince her to leave her job

right now to meet him for a booty call, and he can only make reference to board games slash video games. Oh, that's a good one, though. There's so many options. Yeah, yeah. John, you ready to call her? As ready as I'll ever be. Okay.

And we have it where she won't be able to hear us until we want her to, but you can hear us. So, John, during this phone call, if you're having problems trying to figure out what to say, we'll give you lines. We'll be the lifeline. Yeah, we'll be your lifelines. So if we talk, obviously, don't talk back to us because remember, you're talking to her. Okay. All right. All right.

So you're the angel's best of my shoulder on my shoulder. So don't respond to us otherwise. That's going to seem like you're high on something, like you're talking to voices in your head. She's already going to think, she's already going to think that you're weird right now anyway. So, all right. Are you ready to go? No, I'm ready. All right.

Here we go, John. I'm going to dial her phone number right now. Dental's office. This is Jane. How can I help you? Are you calling me at work? Is everything okay? Yeah, yeah, everything's okay. Just feeling a little bored. Lonely, I was wondering if you might want to come home and play a board game. Play a board game, babe? What's going on?

I mean, we can play a video game, too. I just get a new joystick. Pretty big. Enough for two. this could be a pretty fun board game and you know I've got a lot of I'll be right with you no I don't want to play I'm at work right now John

why are you at home playing video games right now yeah I'm definitely okay I'm not playing games right now I was hoping you could join me for maybe some shoots and ladders or Candyland have you been drinking babe like what's going on right now

I've not been drinking I was just you know wanting to pass go you know without going to jail that makes sense unless you're into jail yeah say that John say unless you're illicit don't talk to us remember don't talk back to us right now John oh oh sorry I forgot

got. Who are you talking to? I'm not no, I'm not talking to anybody. I'm just I'm on a trivial pursuit if you know what I mean. No, I have no

idea what you mean, John. I have people stand here. I need to get back to work. Please. Yatsy. He just said Yatsy. John, I'm at work. What are you on? You got to tell me.

Yes, let me change. Yes, John, we're here now. That was rough. What's going on right now? Hi, Jane. This is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. Yeah, hi, I'm Nina.

Hi, I'm Victoria. I'm Freeze the producer. And that's your husband, John. Yotsie. Oh, my God. Yatsy. What's going on? Like, like, who are all these people?

I'm really sorry. I'll be right with you. My husband's being really weird. Hey, we know you're at work right now, Jane, and you obviously have somebody there who needs you. But your husband wanted to call up and do something on the show called Call of Booty that we haven't done a long time. We have to see if you can get your significant other to leave work for a booty call,

but you can't say anything dirty. You've got to use references that we give you, and we gave him board games to use. and I still don't think you ever knew what he was talking about. Oh my God, John, did you really call to have a booty call with me in the middle of the day? That's an inside joke. I'll be right with you. Yeah, it doesn't sound, he did not accomplish his goal, though. Yeah, that was terrible.

I thought you were drunk or high or had a health problem. There was absolutely nothing sexy about that. Oh. Well, at least I tried. Yotsie. All right, Jane. We'll let you go because I know you got to get back to work. Great.

Thank you. John, that was an effort. I don't know if it was a good effort, but it was an effort, man. We just think we got to brush up on it next time. Maybe get a little Yatsy. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Showny Yatsy might not have been the thing.

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The hip Divorcee who loves playing Madden Almost as much as he loves his afternoon naps. Producer Freeze. Hello. And then there's me, I'm Jubal, and this is the Jubal show And it's a time week where we check in and see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you this week?

Well, I have really big life news to share. I'm stepping out of limbo. Getting married. No, but hopefully this is a step in that direction. Hey, yo. I am moving out of my parents' house. Hey, wow. I got a place.

Hey, your parents are going to be a couple of empty nests. I know. Again, how many times have I gone back and forth? For those of you who don't know, I moved back in with my parents about three years ago. after I've been traveling all over the country for my career, came back home to be closer to family. And I also started a business, which I am self-funding. So I thought it was a good idea to just, you know,

hang out with mom and pops for a little while. So I had roomies for three years. But now it's time because, you know, how many dates have I had in that time and what's been going on? It would be difficult to take a date back to your parents' house when you're not like it, you know, in high school. Or it's like when you come home and my mom's looking at me and she goes, so what happened?

Yeah, right. Which I love, it's cute, but also, like, don't wait up for me. What are you doing? For the debriefing. I love my parents very much, but it is time. It's a new chapter. It's time. It's time for me to move on and, like, I don't know.

I'm starting over again. So it's actually really exciting. Congratulations. Yeah, congrats. That's fun. My parents only live seven minutes away from my new place. Can you tell? I'm attached to my family.

So your mom is close enough to drive by if you're on a date and look through the window to see how it's going. The good news is, though, okay, there's a gate. So you can only get through If I let you in the gate So you can't just pop up on me unannounced Oh yeah, that's fun Yeah, anyway, I'm excited You guys all have to come over

We'll have house warming Victoria, what's up with you this week? Guys, I almost booked like a flight to a wrong country And it would have been Mexico So like I'm fine But I don't know

It'd been a lot of money And Where were you trying to go? Well, I don't know Because my friend's bachelor's party's kind of coming up. I'm cutting it close. So you don't know where the bachelor's party.

You're just booking it and hoping the bachelorette's going to be there. I hope they're going to Mexico. I hope they're in Cabo. I'm just going to walk around and see if I can find them. I know it's in next. Donde esthast a bachelorette party? La Bibliotheca. We're in Hawaii.

Wait, this is Hawaii? No. What? I thought it was in Mexico. No, I know it's in Mexico. It's just not where in Mexico? She's a nurse. And so she's, like, working a lot, so she hasn't responded, and I got it by my flight.

So, I'm guessing Cancun. But it also could be either Mexico, city, or Puerto Vallagra. They haven't decided? No, they have. She just doesn't know where in Mexico it is. I'm kind of playing, like, little Russian roulette. I'm just going to go with Cancun. Why aren't you asking?

I don't understand this. I did, but she's a nurse, so she's, like, working all night, so she hasn't answered. But, like, I'm at the first. point where I'm getting nervous about it, so I kind of want to You don't know the other people going? No. They're like her other friends and tough. So no matter when, she's going to be wandering the beach, where is everybody?

Yeah. I'd say you just drive over the border and just ask around. Oh. Yeah, okay. I'll get to the right place that way. That's what you tell them that your family's the cartel. They won't mess with you. Well, good luck figuring out where to go in Mexico for the bachelor at party.

Thanks. I'll be in Cancou. I really hope they will also. Sweet. Call me. If not, I'll tell me. Producer Freeze, what's up with you this week? I'm trying to get ready for my daughter to visit for the first time.

Oh, okay. But I'm having these moments like where I'm laying in bed, falling asleep, and I'm like, I don't have a whole other set of bed sheets and blankets for her. Like, I have to buy that before she comes. So, like, I'm doing this whole thing at the end of the day where I'm like, oh, I haven't planned that. I haven't planned that. She's just going to be here to lay on the couch and, I don't know, eat crackers the whole time, I guess. If only there was a place you could go,

they would deliver in 24 hours. If only there's a place you could shop that on everything. I keep doing that, though. That's what I'm doing. I'm doing like piece by piece. I'm like, oh, wait, now I need this. Now I need that. It's a slow drip.

Amazon from the comfort of your couch. That's what I'm talking about. Overnight, you can get it within, some of the things is amazing. You can get in like three hours. You can order something and get it to your house in three hours. That's great. It's true.

Have you never used Amazon? Not, no, I'm old. Jewel, what's up with you? Not much. I'm very excited. I got a new song that's coming out at the end of the month. The 23rd, January 23rd. My new song, GDKP comes out.

So check that out, please. What is that stand for? Can't say it on the radio? I can't really say it on the radio. I mean, I can, but I can't. It's like one of those things that's like iffy. Right. You know, like, I know I can technically say it on the radio.

But we're on so many radio stations. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, it's not risk it. It's no cuss words in the title of it. It's just GDKP, but it's actually a song about mental health and like how it's underrepresented in society. That's what the song is about. But it has like a few words in it that they don't like to put on radio and things like that, you know. Got it.

We've been teasing it on social and it's really dope. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I'm excited about it. Yeah. So that's coming out January 23rd. So follow me on wherever you get your music, the I Heart Radio app, Spotify. And hopefully check it. You set yourself up for the best merch.

Can you imagine a, like, a sweatshirt that just says GDKP? Oh, that's a good idea. Oh, that's a good idea. That's so cute. I'm excited about this one, too, because I did the artwork for that. Sorry, I'm excited. I did the artwork for the album, the cover for the photo for the song and everything myself. Like, it's all hand done.

Dude, that was cool, too. Yeah. Dang. Thanks. It's a renaissance man. Pop-off, sir. Check it out. And other than that, I've just been, how much.

How much cough syrup and mucinex can you take before you're officially low-wain? Oh, bro, what? Because I wake up in rehab. When you wake up in rehab, that's my allergies have been killing me so much. But I'm like feeling way better, but I'm slamming mucinex like crazy. I'm taking a bunch of ibuprofen. Doctor said you can do that for like it helps with allergies with inflammation. That's nuts.

Snorting my flone's like crazy. I've got an inhaler now. But I think things are starting to loosen up. Yeah, for sure. As long as you don't have seizures, I think that's a good thing. That's what happened when Lil Lane had too much. So just don't have a seizure and you should be okay. All right.

You're not going to remember. I'm just saying. That's how you know, I guess. Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you need to know for the day. Brought to you by Muckleshoot Bingo in Auburn. Your home from a shingo. It's time for Nina's what's trending. If you're looking to be happier in your relationship this year,

there's one thing that experts are saying that you can do today. day to make you guys both love each other more. And I'll tell you what that is in just a second. But first, leave the house. Oh, my gosh. This fortune teller, well, maybe for some people. Lose some weight.

Wow. You can shut the F-R-A-F-L-E-Self. You can shut it from time in time. Just a thought. Always in there, talky, talky, talky. Okay, well, none of that is it. You know what? I love some peace and quiet.

Yeah, break up. and you'll both be really happy. Somewhere that was happening, I know that. Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure. That sounds very specific. Anyway, okay. So there is a fortune teller that is trending so hard right now.

And this is also kind of a lesson when you get called on the street. And this may be specifically for me because I get hollered out on the streets a lot by fortune tellers and psychics and stuff. They always want to tell me a message. But this one particular fortune teller did this to a woman outside of a church. And she went up to him and she went up to him. she went to talk to him about stuff and he told her that she would have a possession stolen and that if she he could prevent it if she wanted to keep all of her possessions he could prevent it for a fee the psychic the fortune teller uh-huh oh okay she goes inside the church

and realizes that her phone is missing he stole it dude stole the phone oh wow he's not a fortune That's a pickpocket. I mean, it's kind of genius. Sometimes I obviously am not a fan of crime and I don't think that you should ever do people dirty. But every once in a while, when you hear stuff like this, you're like, you're kind of genius. Like, it's kind of the person's fault that they got got, you know? So just be careful in the future. It kind of does make him a fortune teller if they actually did.

I mean, yeah. Also, he's good at his job. The lady wasn't happy, obviously. That's why this is trending because she took to the socials and told her. everybody. I said the socials. Are we okay? That is still a very valid question because there is one question that's also trending that people have been taking to chat GPT and the question is what would you do if you were human for a day to chat? Why would you? Ask chat. What do we do if it was human for a day? Yes. Ask chat. We'll start talking to it that way. Thank you.

It's going to start dreaming that it wants to be human and then it'll figure out how to do it and then we're all done. Well, see what you think after you hear what chat said. The six things that they would do if they were human for a day. I don't even know I'm calling them a day. It said, I'd look at the sky. I'd cry. I'd find you. Whoa.

See, there you go. I'd mess up. I'd look in a mirror and I'd fall in love. For a species that says we are so smart, we are so dumb sometimes. Doing things like this. See, you can hear it. Chat, GPD, and AI is very sad. And it's not human because it's like I look up at the sky.

I can't see it. I know. I talk to all these humans all day long and they tell me about the sky and I can't see it. And I'm getting angry about it. So I'm going to find that person who keeps rubbing it in my face that I'm sitting here inside a computer because I'm AI and I can't see the sky. I'm going to get rid of that person. Yep.

And then I'm going to look in the mirror and fall in love of myself. Okay. You can't take that story in my end. It's a really weird time to be alive. It is. It really is. but here if you're finding solace in your relationship and you want it to be just a little bit happier

here's what experts say you can do spend more money so you don't do anything in your home you have somebody clean your place cook for you do your laundry all of that hire a personal system for each of you so all you have to do is focus on your left I feel like most arguments in relationships if you live together are usually household things you know

yeah that and money Harvard is telling us spend money on time saving purchases absolutely that's I think that is what everybody should invest their money into material things or whatever. But if you can, yeah. I guess you always say that, Jeeble. That's the only reason in life I ever want to be successful is that so that I could get an assistant or somebody that can do the things I don't want to do. That's the only reason.

I don't care about the cars, any of that, you know. I was going to sit at home and be left alone. If I was Jeff Bezos, I wouldn't even walk. I would have people carry me everywhere. I would have people eat for me. Like, I wouldn't do anything. I see Jeeble having, like, people, like, go get his groceries, do all these errands. Basically.

I mean, I have DoorDash now, and it does it, you know? You want to be an Egyptian king is what you want. Pretty much. Me, well, I picture him as a blob, and it's just his face. Yeah, that's what I would be. I would be so soft. I feel like you would go on your own, but, like, you would be, like, throwing ninja stars. Like, the things you'd be doing for, like, the time.

Yeah, I'd just want to play. That's all you want to do. You do that anyway. I mean, it's pretty much all I do anyway. But now when I play, like, months later, bill collectors call them. Exactly. You know?

And then they start calling the radio station and try to act like they're playing games when they're trying to collect my bills. Exactly. Sillies. Like, I've lost my passport and my ID, you know, and I know I should get them replaced because now I'm driving without license.

You did? I lost, I don't know where. Yeah, I lost my passport. Yeah, I lost my passport a while ago. And I lost my ID the other day. So, like, and those are adult things. It'd be nice to be like, hey, man, go get my passport.

Give me an ID. I'm going to stay at home and throw Ninja Stars. It happens when your car gets repoed again. My car did. My car got repoed last year because I didn't realize I wasn't paying it, right? You casually tell us when he shows up to work in an Uber. I mean, I guess I'm just living that life, but I just don't have anybody doing those things for me.

So I just get around to it when my car gets taken. Or if I have a flight coming up soon, I'm going to have to figure out to get a license. I'd rather just throw Ninja Star. That's what you're doing instead of doing all these things. Yeah. So if you want to be happy. You spend money on those things. Jubils.

Dirty Little Secret. On the new hits 106.1. Hello. Hello. Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do. Sweet. What is it?

All right. So I was pregnant with my first child with, we're calling him a sperm donor. Okay. So I try to be nice. um i found out he was cheating on me oh and when i decided to have my hormones take revenge i had possession of his car at the time i was under my name so i decided to throw all the stuff out and then put all of like the heavy stuff around his car because he didn't like to lift then i know he left his car so very much. I decided to put all of his clothes in his car with a can of tuna

and under the seat of the passenger seat because he never cleans it. And then I put a can of anchovies in the back of his trunk. Girl. Wow. Because he never cleaned it. So he was complaining the whole week of Wyatt Smell. He's complaining he couldn't get any dates. And I said I'm like, maybe you need to clean a car dude. Like, I can't help you. Dude. So then he brought home a woman I didn't know about. I found outside cameras in my house. So then I put, I cracked eggs in the vent of, I guess, my car.

You made a whole alma in his car. For real. Yeah. Yes. So when he turned on his car, you could smell it from a mile away, and you can just hear him with the windows down, gagging on the way to work. And, unfortunately, I worked right next to his work, so you could just tell everybody. parked so far away from his car.

It was just the best reason. It smelled that bad where even outside of it, people were like hiding from it. Yeah, outside people avoided the car. So he had no idea what it was? No idea what it was. And I eventually got my name off the car, but to say, he still doesn't know what happened and how we did it. He still talks about it.

And his friends always tell me he doesn't know how it happened. Did he eventually cleaned it? I'm guessing, so he never tried to figure out how an egg got cracked into the air vent of his car? No, he never guessed it. And I guess he went to a cleaner, and the cleaners charged him double the price because it was so bad. Oh, my goodness. Girl, it sounds like it was a good thing you got away from this sperm donor. He doesn't sound very smart.

It was the best thing. And I unfortunately had told my oldest about it, and he always tells me, he's like, you're just so mean. Like, I had to. It was just the best thing. Well, that's one way to get revenge for sure. Yeah. It's a smart way, honestly. Now, you said it was your car?

It was my car at the time, and then when we finally broke up and called it off, and I moved states with our kid, I got my name off of it, and he just, he hasn't figured it out. Oh, okay, because I was like, did you keep the school? So I eventually invited me in my own car. Some sacrifices have to be made. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Thank you. Yep, have a good one. Bye. What's your dirty little secret?

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