First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from November 11th, 2025

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

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It's the... It truly is the most wonderful time of the year. I'm feeling it. It's the Jubal Show. And why is that? Because every single holiday season, the super down-to-earth just like you, modern-day working mom,

Gwyneth Paltrow, releases her annual 2025 Goop Holiday Gift Guide. It's always fun to see what items, the everyday, totally in touch with the common working folks, celebrity, Gwyneth Paltrow thinks that you can afford to get your friends and family this holiday season. And it also includes six versions of one type of item that will make you wonder, even more

what's wrong with the very humble and normal working class celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow so we'll go over the 2025

Goop Holiday Gift Guide next It's the Jubble show and the best time about the holidays isn't gathering around the table with the family and enjoying

conversation and quality time with your loved ones it's not it's not watching somebody You open a gift that you got them from a regular store and seeing the smile on their face when they know that you bought something that you kind of can't really afford because, you know, you have a normal job and probably don't make a lot of cash. But she at least got them something. It's not that. It's when Gwyneth Paltrow graces us with her annual goop holiday gift guide.

Oh, yeah. Because remember, Gwyneth Paltrow is just like you. A down-to-earth working mom who knows the struggles of the common man. Yep. Just ask her. She'll tell you. But every single year, she releases the 2025 Goop holiday gift guide. Goop is her website.

But the items on it are always ridiculous and fun to go over. What Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you can afford to get your friends and family this holiday season. So let's go over some of the top items from Gwyneth Paltrow's holiday gift guide. And she's got six of one item. Really? One particular kind of item on her holiday gift guide. That is kind of ridiculous. And we'll tell you what that is in a second.

But first, here are some of the other things that Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you should get your loved ones for this holiday season. Aw. How about a lit method portable infrared sauna? Whoa. That's kind of a nice gift. Wait, it's portable? Portable infrared sauna, yeah. It'll only set you back $999,000.

Whoa. Okay. Is it like a tent that you pitch? I have no idea. Huh. Huh. Because I'm cool, though. You have a sauna, but yours isn't considered portable.

Is it Jubal? No, it's like a wood sauna. Yeah, very heavy. Can't take it anywhere with you. And here's another item from Gwyneth Paltrow's 2025. Goop Holiday Gift Guide. A Vespa Prima Vera Red Scooter. Ooh.

Something that everybody can afford to get their loved one. That would be dope to get, honestly. It would be. Only set you back about $6,000. Whoa. How much are they normally? Is that really that much more than they normally are? Those are expensive.

No. No, but I just think it's kind of ridiculous to put on a gift guide for the holidays that you're hoping normal people will read and be like, yeah, they can totally get somebody a $6,000 scooter or it's not a $10,000 scooter. Totally. People don't normally get a Vespa for Christmas.

Every time I drive a Vespa, I crash it. So that's just not a good investment. Oh. Well, I know. It'll be a fun one. It's a balance thing. There's also just a little knick-knack that you can get your loved one

on Gwyneth Paltrow's Super In Touch Relatable Holiday Gift Guide. Vintage Hotel Astray. Oh, those are cool. Yeah. This one will only set you back $1,400. Whoa. An ashtripe for $1,400? People do collect those.

But why is it expensive? I don't know. You can just laugh the word vintage on it and price up the... Is it crystal? I bet it's crystal. Probably. Who knows? Also, of course, she's always got a bunch of getaways that you can give your loved ones

on her holiday gift guide, too. There's a safari stay in Botswana at Jack's Camp, wherever that is. But it's so expensive that the price is only upon request. Whoa, seriously? Yeah. But can we talk about how she put all of these on a guide, as in, is it supposed to guide whoever's reading it? Right. Of like, hey, let me help you out.

Think of some things of what to get your loved ones. Right. This is a gift guide. Why would I get someone? Who are her readers? Who are the people that are actually taking advantage of this gift guide? I don't know. She has Bezos.

That's pretty much like one of the only people that could probably do that. It feels like a reminder that this is what the good life would look like if you could afford it. Oh, wait, that makes it so much. This is a reminder of what I get people for Christmas. I would love to see her in a room with her editors for the gift guide. But Gwen, a safari stay at Botswana Jack's Camp. Like, most of our readers, you know, they make about median income in the country. And then that gives it away.

Yeah, they can't really spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to go to Jack's Camp. Like maybe we could do, like, you know, a national park package around, you know, the United States. And she's like, it's going to it to you, first off. It's like $20 to get into one of those places. Who would do that? Plus, there's so much dust there. At Jack's Camp, they vacuum the dust for you. And it's outside.

Yeah, exactly. There's also a Kinky Advent calendar that she has available. Oh, cool. It also comes loaded with gold-plated handcuffs. Oh, what? Wait, who's in the calendar, though? No, it's an Advent calendar. So that means that every day you open it.

And you get a gift. I thought of the kinky ad calendar. No, Kinky Advent calendar. And it's only $1,285 if you want to get that kinky advent calendar from Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Guide. Why? Those handcuffs aren't $1,200. I can do a DIY for under $10.

Watch me. Here's a coupon for this. Here's a coupon for that. You open and have it. It's basically free. Hey, man. You still get what the coupon gives you. Yeah, 100%.

And Gwyneth Paltrow, because it's Quinton, with Paltrow, she can never not have something that isn't intimacy related on any of her gift guides. She's got candles that smell like, you know. Body parts. Yeah, all that kind of stuff. And she has six different kinds of vibrating adult devices that you can buy on her holiday gift guide, yeah. Six? Tell me about it. Six different ones. But are they different? They're different. Six different ones. Yeah. It's not like it's a pack of six. It's like she just has six different ones. That would be cooler if it was a pack of six. I just want to go back to like being in the editing room of whoever's putting that list

together and who thought we don't need one, not two, not four, six. They're like, Gwynny? Gwen? Ms. Paltrow. Ms. Paltrow, um, uh, do we really need six of those on the gift guide?

Because like, I'm feeling like this whole thing is a little out of touch, you know, and I don't think a lot of people are going to get them like around the Christmas tree for their whole family. You need six of them? We need six. And she's like, should we get seven? No, what I'm trying to say is maybe one. How much do they cost?

Oh, it doesn't know. I don't have the price of them all, but there's at least six of them, though. If you want to go get one, they're on the 2025 holiday goop guide, and they're probably gold-plated and cost you thousands of dollars. Oh, wow. It's another jubal phone frame. Weekday mornings on the 20s. No, bro.

Like, I cannot let you make the phone call, dude. Like, I have to, like, legally, bro, I have to make the phone call. Like, you get situated later or whatever, but, like, I have to do this right now. Like, you know what I mean? Like, so, like, just chill out. Oh, hello. Hi. Yeah, what's up?

It's donk. Donk? Oh, yeah. So, my name is Paul Doncler, and I work at B. Tattoo. And I'm just calling you because Jake listed you as his emergency contact and, like, you know, like he had a little bit of a pass-out episode. And so, like, we can't let him drive home.

And so that's why I'm calling you to see if you can come pick them up. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, what the, what the, what the, he's, he's getting a tattoo and he passed out? Yeah, dude, probably because, you know, the forehead tattoos tend to do that sometimes, like, it's just like a lot, you know, like, like percussion or whatever against the brain membrane, or, you know, I don't know exactly all the science behind it, but, like, hell, a forehead tattoo, is, is that what you said? y'all like it's almost finished you know it kind of looks pretty bad out there because like you know what what is going on he's in Vegas on a boy's trip what what the hell tattoo is this what's what's going on oh yeah no i get it bro okay hey um y'all see aubrey right yeah yeah like hey i got the wrong number you know like sorry about that like i'm

I don't think, yeah, dude, I'm handling it, bro, so she won't know. Y'all, like, I got the wrong number, you know? What? Yeah, so, like, I called you by mistake. Like, your husband is not in here getting, don't worry about it, dude. Getting, like, a forehead. You had my name, yes, he is. He's obviously there.

What the hell is going on? Dude, she's smart, bro. Yeah, I know, like. Oh, my God. Okay, so, all right, dude, Like, I'm just going to have to tell her. See, so, um, okay, uh, yeah, he got, he was getting a forehead tattoo. We were halfway through it.

What the f*** was he getting tattooed on his forehead? Oh, it's kind of dope, actually. Like, so it was the word loading across his forehead, you know, like, if the brain was like, you know what I mean, like loading. Are you, f***ing me? Um, well, that's what this is? Um, I'm going to kick his ass. What the hell is going on? I can't.

what the hell happened y'all y'all gave him a tattoo and he's clearly drunk like what what the hell i guess i should have known he was like kind of hammed you know what i mean like because we're like a 24 hour tattoo shop and he just came in and he was like dude i want you to put loading across my forehead like if my brain was a computer and i was cracking up body oh my god oh my god like am i am i gonna have to like like take legal action here like what what i don't even know if you You want to, like, sue him for that or not, you know? Him? I'm not suing him.

I'm really questioning your business and why you, oh, my God, does your business have a name or something? Or do you, what's your name? Like, I just, I, I'm so. The whole people call me doc. My full name is Paul Doncler. But, like, no, right now I don't really have business name. I just kind of do it. out of the basement

or where I stay right now. Um, but I do advertise like, Are you kidding me? Who? How the hell? How did he find you? What?

Um, you know what? Like, do you want to talk to him real quick? Cause I can just pass the phone over now. Like, honestly. Honestly, honestly, if I talk to him right now,

I, I will, I will divorce him. And he's stupid, forehead tattoo. Hey, Aubrey, this is actually, from The Jubal Show doing a phone prank on you

and your husband, Jake, set you up. Oh, my God. It's a joke. He said that... I... You don't understand how... Oh, my God. I'm so...

He said that he was in Vegas on a boy's trip and he wanted to mess with you that he got a tattoo. Oh, my. God, I'm going to lose my mind. Wake up every morning with jubel phone pranks. It's time for Nina's what's trending. Vogue's December cover has just been released and people are calling it the worst cover they have ever done. Yikes.

These comments are ruthless. I'll tell you why and who is on the cover coming up in just a second. But first, there's this Japanese aquarium that's trending big time right now because of one of the exhibits they just have or just had. The aquarium says this exhibit is meant to teach people about how animals you smell to communicate with each other. and to figure out things like health and mood. This cracked me up so much because Jubil's instincts are absolutely what this exhibit is all about.

That should not... What does that mean? Remember who we took a picture next to a statue of a dog? Oh, yeah, yeah. And what did you do? I smelled the dogs, the statue's butt, because that's what dogs do. There's no reason.

That's how they introduce you to each other, so... That's okay. They tell the story. You know, that's how they learn. about everything about the other dog. Exactly. And this Japanese aquarium is really leaning into that and has created an exhibit

where people get to show up and walk through. And there's all of these pictures on the walls of different animals like penguins and whatever else, hippos, tigers, koalas, you name it. And then there's like a little peephole. But that's where you smell. And you see what they smell like. I don't want to do that.

Why? I don't know. So that people can understand how they communicate with each other. No. The funniest part about this and why it's trending so hard right now is because there's photos of people that are attending this exhibit starting to pop up all over social media where you see these people just leaning into a hippo's butt. Yeah, like I wouldn't want to do it one because probably doesn't smell good. But also, what if it did?

And what if like now all of a sudden you just love smelling rhino bum? Keep that one to yourself. That's a tough, that's a tough thing to, like, you know, that's a tough craving to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. Don't take craving. Yeah. It's hard, like, you know, you're not around hippos a lot. And if all you want to do now, it's like, I wouldn't want to get a hankering for hippo bum. You do it once.

So the next thing you know you're breaking into zoos just to get a fix. Well, now I'm spending all my money taking tricks to Africa or wherever hippos are. Or breaking into zoos, I'm getting in trouble for breaking into zoos. I'm making the news because I'm the hippo smelling guy. No, thank you. Well, yeah, that'd be pretty cool. So, like, that would be kind of cool. You have no more money at the end, but it's okay.

Yeah. I'm taking safaris just to smell hippo bums, though. I'm not looking at anything else. It's like, I'm just like, it's my thing now. I don't want that to happen. Oh, man, that's really funny because all I see is you going, I need it. I need to know. Yeah, exactly. The thing is, if you go to Africa, we're going to do it, I don't think you're going to last very long.

Because, like, the second you go try to smell, like, sniff one of those. Those things are vicious, too. Yeah, you're going to get. He is fast, though, to his credit. He's fast. I don't know about that. I don't know if you're that fast. I don't know if you're a hippo fast.

Have you seen a hip-do you want to try? Hipos are fast. Are they? And they're mean. They're super mean. I know they're mean. Yeah. They're also so cute.

They're way faster than you think, for sure. They scare me. I wonder how fast the hippo can run. What if it's a pick-me hippo? Like those little cute, the little cute one, Moodang? Oh, I feel bad for bothering them. Those are so cute. I want to go see one.

See, that's what I mean, though. What if you went to the museum and then you smelled the bum and you're like, I can't help it now. That's all I want to do is smell hippo bum. Not the bum. It would affect your life in a very negative way, I think. Oh, yeah, I did you. Your brain is a really magical place.

Thanks. This Vogue cover might be magical too for some people So Timothy Shalame A hippo can run about 22 miles per hour Whoa, seriously? That's pretty fast Yeah, that's pretty fast. You just see this big thing going Boop, whoa, whoa. He just need to run faster for at least 10 seconds And then it was like, damn

Oh, I forgot I'm a hippo Real quick, Timothy Shalamee is the guy on the cover of the new Vogue magazine for December and he's getting roasted. Not him so much, but the way that they did the shoot. So it's him on the cover. He looks actually pretty good, and the whole thing is the universe

according to Timothy. So it looks like he has his foot on Earth, and the whole thing is like Photoshopped over like AI background. I don't think it's as terrible as everybody's saying, but... Why do they hate it so much? I feel like that kind of gives like...

What's the word, like... I never mind, you keep going. They're calling it a silly hack job. The worst cover ever. Others said it's sad garbage. Something you'd see. from a kid who just discovered Photoshop. Oh, is it done really poorly?

Dang. According to these people. I'm going to look it up around. I don't think it looks that bad. So you take a look at it and you can decide if it's the worst cover you've ever seen. I think most people are going to be distracted just by Timothy so the back part may not matter as much.

Yeah, it doesn't bother me. It looks kind of like an artist representation of what space would be like or whatever. And the universe according to Timothy. I don't know. Kind of cute, but others are not so happy about it. Yeah, it's interesting. That is what's trending.

This is a weird photo, but Yeah, but it doesn't bother me. Like, I wouldn't be angry about it. It wouldn't ruin my day. The only thing to ruin my day is if I don't get the smell of hip-less butt. Well, your day might be ruined today. I hope somebody just tuned in right at that moment. First date of follow-up.

Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com. Lauren is on the phone today for a first-day follow-up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Tommy. So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Lauren, how long has it been since you heard from Tommy? It's been about a week now.

Okay. Pretty standard for the like freak out moment. Yeah. Have you been reaching out to him in that time? Yeah. Yeah, I texted him, but, you know, because I wanted him to text me first, but I didn't hear anything from him. So then I figured I would send him a text, but I haven't heard anything back.

such a stressful game why don't you tell us about the date yeah so I really liked him because he just had that effortless music guy kind of vibe you know like a worn in denim jacket that messy hair that it looked like it just was

effortless but it probably took him actually like a flowered it perfectly placed hair yeah he also yeah he also knew every lyric without it being annoying and he just felt really passionate grounded and electric

to me and the date was fun he invited me to see one of his favorite bands at the local dive bar and it was fun they had really good nachos there and yeah the date was going really great he got me a drink he introduced me to a couple of his friends and he kept saying things like just wait for the bridge this part changes lives and then something awkward happens okay what's the awkward thing yeah so this is what I think made him ghost me

potentially yeah so during one of the slower songs I thought it would be cute to vibe along so I lit the little tea light candle on our table and I waved it gently like you know a concert lighter oh right that's cute

yeah but the the wax on the candle melted and it's flattered all over his jeans. Oh, no. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

He jumps up yelling all my legs on fire, and I was like, oh, my gosh. I tried to help by patting it down with a napkin, but that just mired the wax everywhere. And it also probably looked pretty awkward with me doing that on his leg in public, you know. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. So, yeah, that was a really awkward moment for me. I wish it didn't happen, but he actually laughed it off and even joked, oh, you really brought the heat tonight.

That's what you said after that. I was like, okay, I thought I really messed up, but, you know, he made light of the situation and didn't, you know, take it too seriously. He didn't make a really big deal out of it. So we stayed for the encore. We danced a little bit. We even shared some fries on the way out. And then, like I said, nothing. I didn't hear anything from him.

No text. no follow-up, no response to my text that I sent to reach out to him. So I don't know exactly what's going on, but I'm thinking maybe did I ruin his jeans? And is he mad at that? Okay. Did I root in night because of that? And maybe his trust in candles because of the wax melting on him.

I'm just not sure what's going on now with him. Okay. Well, we'll play a song. Come back and then call him. see if he'll tell us and maybe get you a second date if you still want one, okay? Okay, yeah, thank you. All right, we'll get your first day follow up next. On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night.

Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician. And I'm Hurricane Dabolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled, Do I have scurvy at 3 a.m? On Health Stuff, we're talking about health in a different way. It's not only about what we can do to improve our health. But also what our health says about us and the way we're living. Like our episode where we look at diabetes. In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic.

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Listen to Health Stuff on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the central Texas planes, teens are dying. Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad. drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.

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Right in the middle of your first day follow-up, and if you're just joining us, Lauren is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Tommy, and we're about to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date if she still wants one. but before we do that Lauren why don't you break down your date again for us real quick yeah so Tommy was like this cool music guy I was really into him we had a great and fun day at this bar we saw one of his favorite local bands there and it was fun but at one point things got awkward because I lit up the little tea light candle on our table and I waved it like a concert lighter and then the whack melted onto his jeans I try to like awkwardly and quickly

you know, wipe it off, but that didn't really help that's near to everywhere. And he ended up actually laughing it off, but I still fell awkward about it, especially now that he apparently has ghosted me, so I'm not sure exactly what's going on and if he's upset with me for that or whatever the reason is. I think this wax comes out.

But anyway, we'll see if that's it. Are you ready for us to call him? Yes, I am. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, man, speak to Tommy, please. This is Tommy. How are you?

This is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. Hi, Tommy. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name's Jubal. How are you? I'm a little confused, to be honest.

What's this about? Have you ever listened to the show before? No, sorry. I haven't. Okay, that's fine. We do a segment on the show, and it's called the first-day follow-up. What that is, is if you go on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting.

And we got an email about you from someone you went on a date with that you're not calling back. Any idea who that would be? Um, yeah, uh, was this Lauren? Yes it is So Lauren emailed us She said that she thought you were awesome But you haven't Gone back to her at all after your date

And she's wondering if you wouldn't mind telling us Why you're ghosting her Yeah Okay well it's going to be a little awkward But I ghosted her She was fine She was lovely actually But I ghosted her

Because she she booed the opening act. Yeah, she told us you guys went to a bar to watch like some, a couple of bands that you like or whatever. And she thought that you might be ghosting her because she spilled wax on your pants with a candle. Oh, God, no, I, it was wax. I didn't care.

That was, that was fine. I, I, I, I know. Yeah. Like, how? Was you just like, boo? Or like, boo, get off the stage, you suck. I mean, no, she, I mean, the opener started, and that's my buddy up there. She was booing your buddy.

Yeah, yeah, she booed my buddy. She stood there midsong and said, boo, this is not the vibe. Dude, I just wanted to die. I was so embarrassed. It's been a long time since I've seen somebody actually boo somebody. It's actually in a venue like that. What did you say to her? did you say anything like that's my friend yeah i i i told her you know i was a vibe you know

he's good and she just kind of rolled her eyes in me so uh whoa that was it oh man okay so you made that decision early in the night that you were just out uh yeah finished the day i didn't walk out on her i just finished the day and chalked up to a bad evening well yeah thank you for being honest with this tommy i appreciate it and now i need to let you know that Lauren is actually listening and has been wanting to talk to you. Really? Hi, Mr. My friend is a vibe. Yeah.

Hi, Lauren. Hi, Tommy. So I think that's pretty ridiculous to me. You go to me because I booed the opener. You told my friend he sucked. I don't see why I should want to be around you again. I'm sorry. Oh, I was just joking

And he even laughed about it You said try singing from your diaphragm, not your ego I don't think there's a lot there for us, hon I mean, you know what That guy was wearing fingerless gloves And quoting John Mayer I'm pretty sure he'll live Just because I booed him, you know

I don't think that's such a big deal And honestly Tommy he wasn't good I mean it's just constructive criticism You don't yell for review bands in real time. That's insane. Well, I felt like you brought me to see

a middle school talent show or something. Oh, no. Yeah, they shouldn't be up there if they can't handle any feedback, especially if it was constructive feedback, like how I was providing. Booing is not constructive criticism, Lauren, and that's something that they teach in kindergarten.

I think we're done here. I don't want to talk to you anymore, Lauren. I'm sorry. Okay, yeah, well, I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you, Tommy, but he just wasn't good. What did you want me to do? Just lie? No, smile and nod like I had to do for the rest of the days.

Oh. See, even you thought he was sad. You were smiling and nodding while he was performing. Tommy, we'd like another day with Lauren. We'll pay for it. Not a chance in hell, my man. Okay, fine. Just have fun with your music that no one wants to listen to anyway,

besides you, I guess. And your friend's never going to get better with an enabler like you for a friend. Oh, man. And if you ever change your mind, just call me. Okay. Joubles' first date follow-up. Am I some sort of a mentally challenged Airhead? No.

No, not even. I didn't say that. I was like, why am I even listening to to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Florence and the machine tickets. So call us up if you want to play 888-388-343-1061.

You can also DM us at The Jubal Show or go to the Jubal Show.com if you think you have what it takes. to play a fun game of trivia thank you how hard was that man demolish her okay you did so good embarrass her you with the utter again the demoniacer voice though that's where I'm stuck

or if you want to play Victoria we'll play right after this it's the Jubal show you know what's weird about your quizzes Katie is that all the work is right and just the answers are wrong I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important thing in the world right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you. It's time for America's favorite trivia game at U versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Florence and the Machine Tickets. And let's meet today's contestant for U versus Victoria.

Anna, how are you, Anna? Hi there, Joubel, I am fabulous. Thank you for the opportunity to try and take Victoria down again. She said it. Yeah, you've played before. You know, Victoria, you're a sweetheart, and I love listening to you all. But, you know, I'm a very competitive person, and I'm going to do what I can. Yeah, it's your honest.

All right, we're going to send Victoria out of the studio, and here's how the game is played. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just stay past, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay? Okay. All right, here we go. Your time starts now. In which country was Pablo Picasso born? Italy.

Which U.S. state has the most islands? Hawaii. What is the largest body of water on earth? Atlantic Ocean. Which singer is nicknamed the Material Girl? Madonna. The play, Death of a Salesman, was written by which playwright? Oh, guess.

Who composed the famous piece, for Elise. Pure Elise, Beethoven. All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's coming back in and getting her headphones on and stuff, here's a question for you, Anna.

If everybody had to wear a warning label, what would your say? Do not touch unless you have good intentions. That's a good one. Victoria, if everybody had to wear a warning label, what would your warning say? Percee with caution. That's very accurate.

All right. Here we go. 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria, you have to be on outright to win. And Anna, you can tell Victoria when to go. Once again, Victoria, good luck. And go.

In which country was Pablo Picasso born? Ooh. Yeah, I don't know. Which U.S. state has the most islands. That's the name, though. Which U.S. state has Hawaii? What is the largest body of one? water on earth.

No one else had islands. Um, uh, the, oh, crap. Atlantic Ocean. Which singer is nicknamed the Material Girl. Um, la, the world. Um, that's not the right. No.

Wait, what was the question? Which singer is nicknamed The Material Girl? Oh. Yeah, that's not what I was thinking of. Yeah, no, not at all. All right. Well, let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did

Our normal scoreboard, Gabby, our social media producer, is not in today. So, Nina has your score. Well, not shocking. Sorry, Vic. She got zero. You don't have to say, not shocking. Well, I mean, you didn't make it that far. You're singing Barbie Girl.

Hey, that just really got distracted. Anna, she's trying to demolish you. You're calling me Not Fair. She's singing Barbie Girl over the material girl. Okay. And Anna, you got two, actually. Whoa. Congratulations, Anna.

You did it. Hey, you do it so much. When that Madonna song, when the Madonna question came up, I was like, oh, I got this. Maybe I'll actually win. The Madonna question. I know. That's before your time. Oh.

I'm like, wait, we have a lot of question. Let's get to the answers now with Nina. And you might learn what the Madonna question is. Hey. Aw. Pablo Picasso was born in Spain. I was going to guess that. The U.S. state with the most islands is actually Alaska.

What? The largest body of water on Earth is the Pacific Ocean. Oh, dang it. Okay. The singer that's named. nicknamed the material girl is Madonna. That's not your fault. That is before your time. Why is she nicknamed the material girl?

She has a song called Material Girl. But also I was like thinking it was Cindy Lopper for some reason. Oh really? She's another one from that same time. Can you someone sing the song? The Material Girl song? We are living in a material world. In a material girl.

I didn't know that one. Yeah, it's that one. Dang it! The play Death of the Salesman was written by Arthur Miller, who was married to Maryle Monroe at one point. And then the famous piece for Elise is by Ludwig Van Ben Beethoven.

You know? Yeah. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. That one. No, but I used to be in a class, like a club that had to guess, like, Beethoven songs. I fully only joined that club so that I can get the free popcorn. You were in a club that guessed Beethoven songs. That was a

club? How did that work? It was called music memory. And it was like a UIL club, so like we had to, like, go compete. I was so bad at it. So it was like a, yeah, what's UIL mean? It's, uh, I don't actually know, something league. Like interscholastic wing? Yes, it's like an interscholastic league.

Okay. And then you go and like after, it's like an after school program. It was like a sport where you would guess Beethoven tunes. Interesting. I've never heard of that before. They play into classical songs and you have to like guess like who it is and like by who it's from and all these things. I was so bad at it. But I just wanted the free pop.

That's so. I have never seen that, but I would definitely watch that competition. I would too. just so hard. Thank you for playing. Appreciate you. Thank you. I appreciate you guys.

Have a wonderful weekend. You too. We play Universal Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just DM us at The Jubal Show or go to the Jubal Show.com. It's time to catch a cheater.

Only on the Jubal Show. Nico is on the phone today for to catch a cheater and he's been with his girlfriend, Daisy, for about a year, but now he thinks Daisy might be messing around so we're going to see if we can help him out. Nico, thank you for.

your email man tell us what's going on so here's the deal i'm a beached up front my friends don't like her okay so my friends tried to warn me about her um you know when we first started dating they told me she was a party girl uh and she's super unpredictable but that's the reason i fell for man i you know i like to go out and drink i you know i like the unpredictability so that's kind of why i feel for yeah okay party girls need love too yeah and you know you know what honestly Nico, I've been in your situation before. Same thing. Friends are like, what are you doing, right?

She just wants to party, whatever. I've had a lot of girlfriends. One of the best girlfriends I had, like, as far as, like, stability goes outside of the partying, I was like, this is weird. I expected it to be a complete mess, right? But it wasn't. So maybe, you know, maybe it's just like an image thing, right?

Yeah, and the crazy thing is that haven't been any problems up until now. Okay. So tell us what's going on. Why other than your friends, not thinking that she's good for you, why else? Do you think she's cheating? Yes. Well, this is a deal.

So we actually share an Uber account, and the other night she didn't come home. So when I checked the Uber account, I saw that she went to the neighborhood that her ex lives in. Oh, okay. Did you say something to her about that at that point? Yeah, I asked her about it, and she said it was a friend. of a friend and she was drunk so she just went there because they were all drunk

so they just took the Uber home with using our account and they just happened to go to this person's house I mean I've been there but that's still super sus. Yeah it is I mean no call no nothing so now I'm kind of suspicious now. Do you know the friend

who she was with? No I don't I don't know the friend of a friend I know how I do this person here Yeah, I mean, that's got to stress you out a little bit. When you asked her about it and she told you about like the friend of the friend, we were drunk and whatever, was she dismissive or was she making eye contact? You know how you can kind of like feel somebody's body language and energy in those moments? Did she feel sketchy to you?

That's the crazy thing. Like her body language, I was like, maybe she's telling the truth. But I just feel like you could have got in the Uber and came home. Yeah. Right. You know what I mean? Like you could even, you could even took your friend. of a friend home

and then took the Uber from there and then came home. Right. And did you say that to her too? No, I did. And I really wish I would have. But I guess I'm here now to try to figure it.

Yeah. No, I get it. You know, I've been in those situations where you want to say it, but then you don't. And then later on, you're just like thinking about it. You're like, man, I should have said that because now it's eating me up, right?

Yeah, and it's eating me up. So I really want to know what's going on. Okay, we'll see if we can help you out. We'll play a song and you already told us what grocery store she's a rewards card member at. So we'll call her up and pretend to be from the grocery store and tell her that every single month we choose one rewards card member

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Like Thomas Edison and the Elections Chair. Listen to business history on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. If you're just joining us for today's To Catch a Cheater, Nico is on the phone. He's been with his girlfriend, Daisy, for almost a year,

and now he thinks that she might be cheating. Before we call her and try to catch her, Nico, real quick, want to refresh everybody's memory. Why do you think Daisy's cheating on you? Yeah, man, she went out for drinks with some friends, took an Uber to where her ex lives, and now she's telling me that she was actually. actually had a friend of her friend's house.

They all were drunk and stayed the night there. And I feel like she could have just dropped them off and then Uber don't home. Right. And you said ex-neighborhood, so we don't know for sure. Yeah, yeah. Don't know for sure. I just know she was in that neighborhood.

Yeah. You also said that your friends, when you started dating her, kind of thought that she would, was bad news, right? Yeah, they thought, yeah, they called it a party girl, unpredictable. And that's what I liked about it. You know, we like to go out. and have a drink and just have a good time.

And, you know, I didn't listen to what they said. I wound my heart and I started dating her anyway. And here we are, and we're just hoping that they're not going to hit you with I told you so. I know. I know. Hello. Hello. Hello?

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Obviously not as excited as I am. No, you don't have to pick them up. Pretty simple. There's a few ways we can go about it. It's 36 long stem red roses, or if you'd rather do a brokay, we offer that too. If you want to send it to a special man in your life and you might not like roses, we have other things, succulents and cool cacti and things like that. Oh, really? So it would be like more dye appropriate? Yep. Whatever you want. Um, just let us know. And we've got the perfect assortment that you can deliver to your bro.

I just made that up right now. Oh, that's adorable. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Um, if you know who you want to send them to right now, I can take the information over the phone. I do whenever you're ready. I am just pulling up my screen here and I am ready right now. Okay. First, I'll need, um, the name first and last of the person you want to send them to. Okay, it's to Jay. Okay. Is there a message that you would like to put along with it? Yeah, I just want to put like a little winky, a little winky face from the blowing the kiss one with a little heart.

Ooh, a little emoji action. I love it. A little winky and the blowy kissy emoji, okay? You know, that's really strange because you have a boyfriend named Nico and you're sending those emojis to Jay. What? Daisy, who's Jay? Hi, Daisy. How are you doing?

This is Nico on the phone with the radio. Sorry, Daisy. This is actually Jubal from the Jubel show, and Nina and Victoria. And your boyfriend, Nico, is on the phone because he suspected you might be cheating on him. Wow. So since we're here, Daisy, you don't mind giving me an explanation because you've seen kind of animated though tonight about not being at the guy's house and you took the Uber. So what's going on?

First of all, what in the hell is, like, what is happening right now? What do you mean? Nico, I don't understand. You called the radio station? What? Is this really the radio station? Yeah. I call the radio station.

my, look, this is the thing. I have been fighting and going to bat with you with my friends, letting you know that you're a good person, you're a great girl. Even though you're out there partying, they say you're unpredictable and all of this stuff. And I was so cool, and to the Uber incident a couple weeks ago, when you sat there and lied to me to say you were at the friends of a friend house, and you were actually at Jay's house. Oh, my God, I can't believe this is happening on the radio.

I just explain to me what do you feel and let me know do you want to be with jay you want to be with me just let me know now nico you know you know we broke up a few months before you and i met each other I mean you know there was feelings there was like you know it was it was a real relationship for a long time and we broke up because he didn't want to go any further he wasn't sure he didn't know what he wanted you know all this and you know I really haven't gotten over him I don't did you go to his house that night I did not cheat on you though like there was there was no there was nothing it was just some cuddling for a lot of talking we have to talk a lot to talk about Is that kind of cheating, though? I'm sorry, Daisy. Like, I'm really glad that you are pouring your heart out right now because this sounds like a really important conversation. But technically, I think cheating, cuddling is cheating. Yeah.

So just let me know now, do you want to be with Jay? If you want to be with Jay, if you want to be with Jay, tell me understanding we can let this go and then we can both move on in our lives. Do you want to be with Jay, yes or no? Nico, you know you're a good guy. You know that I care about you a lot But I have a lot of history with Jay It's really hard for me to let that go

All right, well, that's our answer Nico, you are right? Yeah, I'm fine, you know I'm a little hurt, but I, you know My friends try to let me know And I've got some egg in my face And I probably should have listened But I with my heart, I was feeling her

And, you know, it was a good year But, you know, things come to an end and I move on and I figure things out. Daisy, real quick, were you ever planning on telling Nico about this? I mean, because if this happened a couple weeks ago and you're talking about getting back together

with your ex-boyfriend, you had to wait until you were pushed to this to tell him the truth? I just didn't know how to tell him he's a good guy. He doesn't deserve, you know, he deserves to be with somebody who wants to be with him. Yeah. But he's a good guy. I just didn't know how to say it. I didn't know.

I'm not with Jay. We were talking, but we're still talking and texting once in a while, so it's not fair to Nicol. Like I said, it's fine. I got my answer. That's all I needed. And hey, guys, the radio station, thank you guys. I appreciate you guys for helping me to take this out.

Yeah, I mean, we're here for you. You're definitely handling this very well. Yeah. And if you need to go and break, that's cool, too. but if you need to come back for a shoulder to cry on that's also cool too we're here for you well i got my friends once i get out the phone with you guys i'm gonna call them and we're gonna go out and have some drinks tonight there you go yeah you probably could use that yeah man but thank you guys man i'm a layback guy you know i don't go all i go all half cock so this is my personality

and it's you know you know you get over it and you move on the life daisy are you still there i'm here really need to figure this out daisy he doesn't know he's a good guy he's a good guy and then even my selfishness is like if i let nico go and doesn't work out with jay i'm going to have lost a good guy well daisy best a luck to you i mean if you need anything later we're here for you too but good luck thank you so much

thank you very much yeah can you go call your friend now i feel so bad like i feel like you need to go out too Oh, God. Well, good luck, good luck to both of you. I mean, I'm sorry it happened this way, but I'm glad the egg cracked open and shined some light where it needed to. All right. Well, thank you guys so much, man. I got to get back to work, so I appreciate you guys helping me out.

Yeah, of course. Have a better day, Nico. No matter what, remember, everything in life always works out for what's supposed to be. So good luck to both of you. Yeah. Thank you guys. All right. The jubel shows to catch a cheater.

It's time for Nina's what's trending. Have you implemented the viral? three-by-three trend to improve your life in your life? If you don't know what that is yet, I'm going to tell you in just a second so you can improve your life. Look at this self-help. Somebody who could probably use it, I'll tell you in a second, is Blake lively? Are you serious right now? Let's talk about how much she's claiming she's lost in damages due to the smear campaign that's been going on ever since that ends with us movie drama. Haven't they both lost a lot? I mean, I'm sure they both have, yeah. But how they add that money up, it's not even

specific dollars that have been accounted for. So it's projections. So she says that she suffered $161 million in damages because of the smear campaign. She says that part of it has to do with money that's lost from her beauty brand, from her Betty Buzz brand, just because people aren't purchasing what they had initially expected them to. And so this whole campaign is just like destroyed her. She's going to be on the stand next month.

So they'll have trial. Oh, no, March. Next March. to finally, like, iron this all out. But the money just keeps going out the window as they lead up to it. I mean, especially for her, because it looked really bad for her. Yeah. All the details that have come out.

I know. But also, she didn't come out with, like, hair stuff also when all that was, like, coming out. And, I mean, I don't, no one's going to go buy it. If they, like, they're, what's happening in the news is, like, I don't know. Yeah. Brand story matter. Other things that matter is the wine industry is suffering. This is not good for those of us that love wine.

But apparently in California, they've had to shut down vineyards because so many people in the U.S. have stopped drinking alcohol. Really? Yes. Over the past 20 years, the harvest has completely, like, just gone down. And so that's hard for the people that are growing grapes. So they just shut down the vineyards all in general, like all together or whatever. So, I mean, we still have wine, but if you want that to come back, drink more of it, I guess.

I don't know the answer. But the viral 3x3 trend is probably not telling you to just pound the wine. But this is what they say. The hack that's supposed to improve your life is to have three mini goals completed before noon every day. So walk 3,000 steps, drink one third of your daily water goal, and then eat roughly 30 grams of protein all before noon. Okay. And then that could change your life. I think I do that.

Do you? Yeah. 30 grams of protein? Oh, yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. You does have a smoothies. I think smoothies have like at least 30 grams. 50.

Really? Yeah. It's like a gainer one. So whatever, yeah, gains, bro. Gaines, bro. My God has 50 grams in the one that I drink in the morning has 50 grams of protein. Okay.

I got that in. I work out in the morning, so I get my steps in. Yeah, I know how you do that. Does your life feel improved? It's like, no. Sure. It always just feels the same. I don't mean that in a bad way.

Yeah. Sometimes I mean in a bad way. Right now I don't, though. Okay. Solid. Yeah. Sweet. Yeah, my life's already dope, you know.

Wow, that is a good way to put it. Yeah, whatever. Life is life. Okay. You know, it has its ups and downs, but whatever, it is what it is. If you want a positive to this? I'm very positive, but it comes off negative. That's what's funny.

When I'm positive, it still comes off kind of negative. But I mean that in a good way, you know? Like, life is life, man. It just is what it is. It's just true. And once you can accept that, then, like, you really don't have a bad day. You may have a bad day, but also you're like, yeah, it's just a bad day. Tomorrow will be different, hopefully.

I always look at it as, like, a circle. Like, it's got to start somewhere and then come back around, right? Yeah, yeah. The sun always has to rise again. Exactly. Or the three-by-three trend. I mean, whatever you wanted it to be. That's what's trending.

Are you inspired, Victoria? That was like the least inspiring conversation ever, but it was meant to be inspiring. You know, and the delivery needs a little work because I don't feel inspired right now, but I hope you're inspired from what you said. If you write down what he said and then read it in a positive tone, you might hear a different. Yeah, yeah. Like, nothing in life really matters that much. So then what matters? Everything.

Everything and nothing. Nothing matters, and it's all important at the same time. That's confusing, I know. That makes me want to work hard, but all this makes me want to, like, not and then go Disney World. Yeah. Well, you should. That's balance. But then who's going to work if I'm not here?

Doesn't really matter. Time goes on, life goes on. No, Victoria is out the door. Exactly. See, it doesn't really matter. Yes. Once you realize that nothing really actually matters, it can be very, very motivational and inspiring. I'm not going to lie, I kind of feel inspired.

I mean, I believe a lot of things better, but see, it's different, but I like this theory. But in the grand scheme of things, do they actually matter? I'm not sure, because to me, they do in the moment. In the moment, they matter. That's what I'm saying. They're all important. Everything's important and also not important at the same time. Because the bigger picture.

Even legacy, you know, people talk about legacy. Everybody forgets about you after you're gone. Eventually, eventually the people that know about you, they also pass away, too. your memory's gone. Oh, that's so true. So, like, there's no true legacy unless you're like Jesus Christ or something, and that's very hard to get to reach that level. I hope that's not entirely true.

He said it all right. Yeah, totally true. When's the last time you thought about Robin Williams? Well, now. Exactly. And you know how many people out there were like, who's Robin Williams? And eventually there will be a whole generation people never heard of Robin Williams. That's true.

I guess I was thinking. We all fade away, baby. And it's a great thing. I was thinking. Am I the most? depressive, motivational person ever? I feel pretty motivated at the moment. I'm thinking about Ancestry.com, so

legacy in forms of, like, your family tree. But you know what? Yeah, because I never go back and look at my family tree on those things and go like, oh, this person. Some people will do, they look back at it. Yeah. Yeah. But then they remember you for that second, and then after that, you're gone again. I mean, you kind of brought backwards, like, that's kind of nice.

You want to feel like you're embodied and all the people down like your family tree, like in your blood, the bloodlines. Like, your ancestors can, like, you can still feel them. Anyway, we have different thoughts on this. but that's okay so yeah either that was incredibly inspiring

to go like hey man I really don't need to stress about much because nothing really matters also it's important to me and I want to get it done or you're just like wow

that's incredibly depressing nothing I do in this life matters but you matter you matter you do and you also don't at the same time like once you can what you can kind of work on that

and make peace with it man it's freeing though it is freeing you just learn to drop stress on everything you're just like yeah whatever man I like the drop stress I like the drop stress

I just a vibe wish you all gotta keep dancing through life That's it yeah exactly That's the point If nothing matters Might as well dance through it Yeah let's dance I mean dancing doesn't really matter anyway

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Hi Hey you have a dirty little secret I do Sweet what is it Are you ready? Yes Ready. I'm nervous.

I haven't told this one. Me too. All right. So this has all been going down over the past couple weeks. I asked my boss for a raise and she said no. It was a firm no. It was hard, but it wasn't like just no. It was that I don't help out around the office.

I don't go the extra mile. and maybe if I wanted a raise, I should just be like a team player. Okay. Oh, no, rude. Yeah. I mean, I do my job. And then I go home. I just.

Fair. And I do my job well. So I thought I deserved it based on my, like, work performance. She did think so. So I worked late one night and I left my jacket. And I, it's my favorite jacket. So I, after. And we, you know, like, I thought everything was locked up, but the door was open, so I went back in to get market, and I caught her making out with this, like, she's married, by the way, making out with a dude, like a random guy in her office.

Oh, okay. Okay. So naturally, you're blackmailer? Opportunity right there. I mean, like, you know, what a bitch, right? So I, like, so I walk into her office and she was silent. And I said, I bet you had a team player on your side now. Okay.

Well, what did she do? She was just so shocked and she freaked out. So I just kept saying, like, you know, like, how about going the extra mile? And I got my raise. Hey. And then, yay, is right. And then guess what? In the end, it all, karma all came back because I told her husband and I told her wife.

Oh, my gosh. And you still did after you got the raise. I sure I waited two days. Yes, I did. Two days. Oh, all right. So now she doesn't even have a team because she got fired and she's getting divorced. Oh, my God.

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