First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from November 13th, 2025

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

Your all-access pass to the most hilarious, outrageous, and unpredictable moments from The Jubal Show! Catch up anytime with all your favorite segments, including:🎭 Jubal Phone Pranks &nd...ash; where Jubal Fresh pulls off the funniest and most absurd prank calls on unsuspecting victims.🤫 Dirty Little Secret – where listeners confess their wildest, weirdest, and most jaw-dropping secrets anonymously.🧠 You vs. Victoria – the trivia showdown where listeners test their knowledge against Victoria.🕵️ To Catch a Cheater / War of the Roses – where we catch cheaters in the act with our dramatic relationship loyalty test.🎶 First Date Follow-Up – helping people get closure (or a second chance) after being ghosted.🗞️ Nina's What's Trending – delivering everything you need to know about the world for your day.🌟 Daily Show Highlights – all the best moments, jokes, and chaos from each show!If it happened on The Jubal Show, you’ll find it here—unfiltered and on demand! Hit play and join the fun. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com  Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow  X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow  Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow  YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:02 And that's why every single week at this time, we bring you the cleverly named segment. Not yet. She couldn't pass the bar. Real news or fake news, where I read a news story from the week that's gone viral, and you have to tell me if it's a real one or a fake one that people actually believed. It's always fun, and it's always good to test your skills that spotting fake news. And we'll do real news or fake news next. It's The Juble Show.
Starting point is 00:03:22 This is Just In. It's The Jubal Show. the executive who led Tesla's cyber truck business is leaving the company after eight years apparently he's going to go back to his previous career of designing children's toys see how it is easy it is to create fake news
Starting point is 00:03:39 and that's why every single week at this time we bring you the cleverly named segment real news or fake news where I read you a news story that's gone viral from the week and you have to see if you can tell whether it's a real one or a fake news story that people actually believed
Starting point is 00:03:52 here is your first headline for real news or fake news. The last U.S. penny has minted and you could be a millionaire because of it. Oh. The last U.S. penny has been minted and you could be a millionaire because of it. What does it mean that it was produced?
Starting point is 00:04:07 Oh. It was created. It's minted. There's a very, very last one has been created. Here's the story. The final U.S. penny was minted in Philadelphia this week, marking the end of 231 years of small change. Wow.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Each penny costs 3.7. sense to produce, which means that the U.S. Mint has essentially been running a boutique art project that slowly draining the government's budget. And since they minted the last penny, panic has ensued
Starting point is 00:04:38 because financial experts are saying that any penny minted before lunch before the last one was printed could now be worth anywhere from $5 to $5 million. Wow. Coin collectors are already calling it the great copper rush of 2025.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Pawn shops are reportedly flooded with people bringing in pennies and some are walking away with literally millions of dollars. Whoa. One woman was actually able to trade two rare pennies for a brand new cyber truck. That's how expensive some of these pennies are now that the U.S. government has completely halted minting the penny. Is this a real news story or a fake news story that people actually believe, Nina? I'm going to go with real. Because I also kind of hope so because I have this jarful of pennies that I've been collecting. Nina.
Starting point is 00:05:22 I'm like high school. Are you serious? You're just like lucky pennies, pick up all day long. You'll have good luck. So make me a millionaire with that good luck. Let's go. True. Let's make it real.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Victoria, do you think this is real or fake? The last U.S. penny has been minted and you could be a millionaire because of it. Fake. We still have things out here cost in 526, which means it has to be fake because how are you going to get to that price if you don't have a penny. But nobody pays for cash. So you kind of got me there, but like what if you want to pay with? It is a fake news story.
Starting point is 00:05:57 It's based on a real news story because one TikTok economist claimed that pennies would be worth millions after the last one was made. And their video went viral with over 8 million shares. And banks and pawn shops have reportedly reported people bringing in pennies like crazy because of it. And nobody has actually gotten rich yet. Okay. Everybody believed this TikTok economist. And that's why they were thinking that they were missing. I think it may be fake now, but this could very easily be true.
Starting point is 00:06:28 We're getting away with, like we're leaving pennies in the past because they cost three cents to make. Yeah, then they become more rare and then you collect them and they're worth more. What are you going to do with it? It makes sense. It's going to sit on a shell. Save your pennies. It's real news or fake news the segment where I give you a news story from the week that's gone viral. You have to tell me if it's a real one or a fake one that people actually believed.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Here's your next headline for real news or fake news. wing stop scandal rocks Texas Texas jail Guard busted for a $50 chicken smuggling operation officials call it cartel level crispiness Is this a real new story
Starting point is 00:07:03 or fake news story? Here are the details A Texas corrections officer is behind bars himself after being accused of running what investigators are now calling an underground poultry pipeline Oh my gosh smuggling habanero mango
Starting point is 00:07:16 chicken wings into the Travis County correctional complex for a mere $50 VINMO or cash app payment. This apparently had been going on for two years until other guards noticed sticky fingerprints all over the facility. And one administrator recognized it as the
Starting point is 00:07:34 Habanero Mango chicken sauce, which how many wing stops does that do you've been to where he just automatically goes, that's the Hobbitia. I know that one. That's Hobbit. I know that too. They found that over 1,200 pounds of wings had been smuggled into the facility by the guard. And you guessed how he smuggled it in there.
Starting point is 00:07:50 No. How? 1,200 pounds. No. Wait. How? In his... Boopoo.
Starting point is 00:08:00 His wallet. His body wallet. His body wallet. Like, he ate them and he put them up. Other direction. You got to put him in the wallet. Oh my gosh. Why would you eat that?
Starting point is 00:08:14 You're in jail. You just really wanted that chicken pipeline. No. Poultry pipeline. They eventually arrested the guard. after putting it together the fact that he also worked part-time at a wing stop down the street and put him in handcuffs as he was waddling into work one day. Is this a real news story or a fake news story?
Starting point is 00:08:32 I'm just going to go with real. Just because I feel like it should be real. Victoria is a real news story or a fake news story? Over 1,200 pounds of chicken wings smuggled into a jail by a prison guard. He was putting his wings up his wings. Real? Oh, I think it's... Ew, I think it's real.
Starting point is 00:08:54 I think it's real? I think it's real, too. Yes, this is absolutely real. 100%. He's in jail for five years now because of that. That's disgusting. That's a lot of chicken to put in the pocket. It is a lot of chicken.
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Starting point is 00:09:48 um yeah i mean i just you know uh i just i just wanted to try it out and i decided that it wasn't really for me and is there anything specifically that rubbed you the wrong way about our products um no the product was was quality it just you know it's a little expensive and you know i don't shave every day so i didn't really really the reason that i'm calling today is to see if you will come back to us and give us another opportunity to send you all of the shaving items and skin care products and other things that we were sending you with our monthly subscription service. No, I'm pretty sure I'm good, though.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Thanks for asking. I want to ask you to rethink that. Is my idea I'd like to urge you to rethink it? Is that okay to say? I'd like to urge you to rethink your decisions. Uh, no, urging me isn't going to change my mind. Also, like, you're, you're, I'll be frank, you're creeping me out. Your voice, you're, like, saying things.
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Starting point is 00:11:20 okay but it's not personal no like saying things like that like I it's not about leaving look I tried the subscription I didn't like it I mean it was fine you know it just
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Starting point is 00:14:03 She said you recently canceled your shaving subscriptions and wanted me to mess with you Wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks It's time for Nina's what's trending If you can make a mean bed with crisp edge is if you can vacuum like the best of them, then you may be treated like royalty.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Cool. And I will tell you where in just a second. But first, what you can buy with $1 trillion is trending right now. And the reason for that is because Elon Musk was approved to get this trillion dollar like payout. Did you see this jubel? No. Yeah. So all the shareholders at Tesla approved a pay package for Elon that can make him a trillionaire in the next decade.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Whoa. So because of that, people started talking about, well, what can you get with a trillion dollars? What does that even mean? That's so much money. So some of the examples that are trending right now is that you could buy every single car sold in the United States this year with a trillion dollars. Wow.
Starting point is 00:14:58 You could pay for 10,000 Starbucks CEOs. You could pay for 1,428 Shohei Ohantus, the guy that plays for the Dodgers. I totally just killed his name. Did I kill his name? Yikes, probably. Not the show hey part. The show hey part.
Starting point is 00:15:14 I don't know about the other part, But the Dodgers, the Dodgers pay him over $700 million, or is paying him $700 million over the next 10 years. So, 1,500 of those, like, come on, that's so much money. Also, 2,000 Jeff Bezos's yachts, just to put it in perspective. See, I don't need all that. I just need one yacht, a drum set, a nicely place to play my drum set. You're so modest. Yeah, but if you get that, then you get that, and then you're like, man, this yacht is not too small.
Starting point is 00:15:41 I need a bigger yacht. Well, eventually. Okay. Oh, where that Jeff Bezos guy? thinks he's so cool with this huge yacht. I got to build a little bigger than him now. Right. Easy, because I have the money.
Starting point is 00:15:50 I know I want one. That's like 10. And then all your besties can have your own yachts. And then you have your own yacht week and like the south of France. Oh my gosh. That would be so fun. Okay, but even better, you just get a really big compound and all of you guys get to live on that, like, the compound. And then you, like, all live really closer together.
Starting point is 00:16:06 I have really strong feelings about that. What's for? Because we've had these talks before. Me and my best friends and then this other guy that I was dating, he was talking about his best friends and how they all wanted to live on a compound. It's like, I don't, I don't want to live that close to you. I want to, what? No.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Kind of cultish. Very. It's not, it's living next to your friend. You're saying you want to start a cult, Victoria? I wouldn't live next to my friends. If you want to call that a cult, call that cult. I mean, I just don't, I just don't like when people come over at, like, unannounced. You know?
Starting point is 00:16:32 Why? Why? I don't just, like, walk in. I don't know. I do things by myself that not everybody needs to see. Well, but yeah, it's your best friends. They see all of it, anyways. I mean, that's true, but I still like to know before you come over.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Okay, you can text them. Anyway, so we don't have to talk about this right now. Just know that we will never live on a compound. However. Seriously, I've thought about that for us. I mean, I'm down with starting a cold. I'd be fine with it. Dude, you'd be a great leader.
Starting point is 00:16:55 You can't be a good cold leader? Oh, thank you. It's sweet. I've always wondered, you know, I've hoped that I would make a good cold leader today. I think you're glad that your ambitions can come true. Yeah. Are you kidding? I can see me as well, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:17:07 You're kidding. No. It's real. You can do it. All right. Come on. You're just being nice. Well, if you do start your own cold jubal, you need to make sure that somebody there can make a bed perfectly with crisp sheets.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Somebody can vacuum like nothing's ever been vacuumed before. Mopping, let's not even stop there. The housekeeping Olympics are a thing, and they're happening right now in Las Vegas. Housekeeping Olympics. The housekeeping Olympics. It is the 35th anniversary of these Olympics. Well, they've been doing it for 35 years. Right.
Starting point is 00:17:39 We were today years old when we found out about it. I didn't even know this was a thing. but if housekeeping is your jam and you want to be treated like royalty because of it and you should especially if you can fold those fitted sheets that is such a skill it really is it's just you mean yeah think about it
Starting point is 00:17:55 Las Vegas housekeeping Olympics get that gold medal some people are so good with flipping those duvet covers right they'll do the little roll thing they roll it up and they just it takes them two seconds and they got it in there it's amazing takes me at least 30 minutes easily that's that I've tried watching YouTube tutorials and tried to do it
Starting point is 00:18:12 It just ends up with me cussing and throwing my comforter at the wall. So I don't think I'm doing it right. That's the beginning of the cult. No duvet cover. As a cult leader, he'd have followers to do that point. Oh, okay, okay. I guess that's how we're going to be nice. The chosen few.
Starting point is 00:18:27 That's what's trending. Oh my gosh. No, no, no. You need to put on the holy duvet cover. Oh, my gosh. Honor. I think I'm going to like being a cult leader. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Look what you did, Victoria. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jeeble show. Kim is on the phone today for it to catch a cheater, and she thinks that her husband Michael of eight years might be messing around, so we'll see if we can help her out. Kim, sorry you're going through it, but what's going on?
Starting point is 00:18:55 Why do you think Michael might be cheating on you? Well, Michael and I would be married for eight years, and he's never been, like, a super social guy. He's more in the introverted side. Okay. And lately, he, there's been a lot of times that he might have met someone new. I don't know. So basically he, he's mild for no reason, you know, like that's, you would think that that's a good thing, but it's not really who he is.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Okay, so he seems like happier than he normally is or something. Yeah, like randomly happy, you know. And then he, the biggest thing for me, I think it is that he supposedly goes to the gym now. Like, he started going to the gym. I'm like, in the eight years, we've been married. You've never even mentioned the idea of going to the gym. Oh, really? And, yeah, but then he only goes, like, once a week.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Like, he goes on Wednesday night. And, but when he comes back, he doesn't really look like he went to the gym. And I'm like, were you just walking out of the gym, you know? like yeah and it's just it's very odd you know he goes for these like walks supposedly to like clear his head at night and and it's just very bizarre and then the latest thing has been that this uh this person started texting him and it says roy on the text you know on the text messages and when i asked him about it he got like all flustered like no it's just this this is a guy I met you know at work and I'm like okay but
Starting point is 00:20:46 you haven't talked about this Royce at all and I didn't want to push it you know the subject but he seems like super shady about it so it's a guy that he's texting with supposedly but I don't know you could you could put anybody's name on it you know for all I know is Joyce and not Roy's you know I don't know What is he wearing when he's going on these walks and going to the gym randomly on Wednesdays? Well, he is wearing, like, you know, a t-shirt and a shorts, but then he takes a duffel bag. And I'm like, okay, but are you changing? Because then you come back with the same clothes.
Starting point is 00:21:24 So that doesn't really add up, you know? You've never heard of this person before? No. Well, say, does he have a lot of friends? Maybe he made a new friend. No, he's not even, like, he's very introverted, you know? like he's friends with my friends mostly and it's kind of like i have to pull him like hey please let's go you know let's have dinner with somebody and he's like no i just want to stay here and watch
Starting point is 00:21:50 a movie with you and i'm like i don't can we please make some friends you know like he's not want to go out of his way and make friends with anybody so it is weird that he would have a new friend i also think it's weird he just goes on wednesdays that doesn't feel right either yeah yeah just one day a week one day a week isn't really i mean i'm sure it does something but you know why make you weird then just introduce me to your friend yeah yeah that's also true okay well we'll try to figure it out for you we'll play a song come back you already told us what grocery store he's a rewards card member so we'll call and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free gift from us and his flowers
Starting point is 00:22:26 delivered from our floral department and we'll see if he sends those to you or to somebody else okay okay all right we'll get your catch teeter next in the heat of battle your squad relies on you Don't let them down. Unlock elite gaming tech at Lenovo.com. Dominate every match with next level speed, seamless streaming, and performance that won't quit. Push your gameplay beyond performance with Intel Core Ultra processors for the next era of gaming.
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Starting point is 00:24:28 You don't know. It's going to be a fun ride. So tune in. Listen to Health Stuff on the IHeart Radio app. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Right in the middle of To Catch a Cheater. And if you're just joining us, Kim is on the phone and she thinks that her husband, Michael, of eight years, might be cheating.
Starting point is 00:24:47 So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and say that every single month we choose one lucky reward member who gets a free gift from us and his flowers delivered from our floral department to anybody that he wants. And we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Kim, or to somebody else. But before we do that, Kim, why don't you catch us up again on why you suspect he might be cheating? well like I said he has been going every Wednesday night to supposedly the gym I don't believe him he's being weird lately like a little too happy than he usually is and he has this supposedly Roy's person that's texting randomly and he's supposedly
Starting point is 00:25:27 any friend but I honestly don't think that's it yeah so you think that this new friend he has name Royce might be somebody else. Yeah. Like a Joyce. Like a Joyce. Yeah. All right. Well, let's see if it is.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Are you ready for us to call him? I'm ready to ever be, I guess. All right. Hello. Hello? Hey, this is Corby calling from B. looking for our rewards card member named Michael. Yeah, sorry, yeah, hi, that's me.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Hi, Michael, how are you? Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big thank you very much and congratulations. You're this month's big winner. Thank you so much for shopping with us. We're all clapping for you here. Very excited.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Cool. Did I win something? I don't remember entering anything. Well, technically you entered when you signed up with us, but it's just a free gift from us. Every single month we choose one rewards card member at random who gets a free gift from us. And this month, it's flowers delivered to anybody that you want from our Florida apartment.
Starting point is 00:26:35 It's 36 long-stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a card. Deliver to anybody absolutely free. It's a $316 value. Oh, wow. Thank you. That's amazing. Thank you very much. Well, all I would need from you would be the first and the last name of the person you want to send them to.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Oh, great. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Okay, so her name is Louise. All right, Louise, yes. Okay, I've got that. And do you want to include a card to Louise? Yeah, so I just give you the message and you, you'll print it out. Yep.
Starting point is 00:27:09 Message can be thank you for opening my eyes. Thank you for opening my eyes. Oh my God, you got to be kidding me. What? I knew that. Who is that? Hey, Michael, this is actually the Jeeble show. It's a radio show.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Yeah, hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubel, and that's your wife, Kim. We do a segment called To Catch a Cheater. where if you think your significant others messing around, you see who they send flowers too. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Hang on. I can't believe it, Michael. I can't believe it. Kim, do you think I'm cheating? Well, isn't it obvious? Oh, my God. No, oh, my God. No, Kim.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Kim, no, no. There's no one else. Kim. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Digger's well on your way out of this one. What do you mean? No.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Nobody else. I promise. I knew. Kim, I should have told you what's been going on. I didn't know how to, but this has been going on for about a month now. Oh, my God. How do, okay, okay. I know what's been going on. Something's been going on because I've been asking you about it, and you just evade me.
Starting point is 00:28:20 You, you're all weird, and then you have this Royce, which is a completely different person. What is going on? No, okay. You're right. You're absolutely right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Royce is a guy I met about a month ago.
Starting point is 00:28:35 And Royce invited me to these Wednesday worship services that he goes to. And I'm so serious right now. They have live music. They have a short message. And honestly, it's been helping me more than I can explain. Why is that a secret? You been going to church on Wednesdays?
Starting point is 00:28:55 Yes. You're joking, right? Yes, that's not normal for me. Who is Louis? somebody you met at church? No, Kim, Louise is the pastor. So you're hitting on the pastor? No, no, absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:29:12 No, Louise has just, she's been like a spiritual leader. She's, she helps me talk through and work through some stuff that I haven't been able to think about properly. Kim, I've been in a really dark place for a while, like years. I kind of lost hope I lost my faith and I was just kind of going through life feeling numb and I didn't tell you
Starting point is 00:29:40 because I didn't want you to think that I was lying or pretending or thinking that I was cheating but I haven't known myself for a really long time well I was not expecting that you've never been a religious person. No, I know. I know. And I didn't want to drag you into it because I felt
Starting point is 00:30:05 embarrassed and ashamed and like I was supposed to be strong for both of us and I was, I wasn't. And then a few months ago, I met this guy, I read Royce and he invited me to a Wednesday night worship service and it's just people being like real and honest and there's no pressure. And and I think it's wonderful that you found a place where you can be yourself. I think that this is just a bigger issue that you guys need to be able to openly communicate. So Kim's not devastated and freaking out. I'm so sorry. How did you have to have to hunt somebody?
Starting point is 00:30:43 Yeah. Oh, my God. No, I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry because I didn't know how to tell you. This is my fault. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 00:30:56 It's awesome. I mean, it has been kind of awesome, and it's got me thinking about the two of us a lot, and I was trying to find myself again, and I realized, like, I want to find us again, too. That's a good thing. Yeah. I want to, like, reconnect with you and then have something stronger and more rooted in something that's real. I mean, that's cool that he's not cheating, Kim. Oh, that's fantastic.
Starting point is 00:31:27 I'm so happy I wish you would have told me, though I had no idea where to start but I've wanted to ask you to come with me for a little while now Sure, of course I mean, yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:31:45 It's really nice I get to meet this one guy And Louise I've told them about you They're excited to me you know, because I can't stop talking about you, because I love you, Kim.
Starting point is 00:32:03 I love you, too. Oh, my God. Aww. The Jubil shows To Catch a Cheater. Good morning. Can I take your order? Can I get a tall try? A large black coffee.
Starting point is 00:32:16 A what? Large black coffee. Do you mean a venti? No, I mean a large. He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you got. Venti is large. No, Vendi is 20.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Danny. Yeah. Large is large. In fact, toll is large, and Grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages. It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Starting point is 00:32:40 You versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for John Legend tickets. So call us up if you want to play 888-3431061. 888-343-1061. You can also DM us at the Juvali-Guard. Jeebleshow.com or, like, DM us at the jubel show or go to the jubleshow.com. Yeah, you can do that. If you think you have what it takes to intellectually dismantle Victoria, piece by piece,
Starting point is 00:33:10 sending your ego on a permanent vacation to the lonely province of humiliation bill. You wouldn't even say at the jubel show.com a second ago. Don't come at me with that. I was able to pull that out of the thing here. Yeah, you don't want to say all that. That crap about me, but you couldn't say go to the juboshow.com or DMI. Like, seriously? Girl, humiliation mill.
Starting point is 00:33:33 For real. If you want to play, we'll play right after this. It's the jubel show. You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that all the work is right and just the answers are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important thing in the world right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you. It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance to take on.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for John Legend tickets and let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Laura? Good morning. How are you? I'm amazing. How are you?
Starting point is 00:34:08 Great. Do you think that you can beat Victoria? I think so, but she's been on a road so I'm a little intimidated. Thank you. I am on a winning streak in case anyone is curious. Would this be number four today? It will. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Oh, my gosh. Laura, you make a great time. All right, we're going to send Victoria out of the studio. And while she's leaving, Laura, the game is played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to be you outright to win, okay? All right.
Starting point is 00:34:41 All right. Are you ready? Here we go. I'm ready. Your time starts now. Mount Everest lies on the border of Nepal in which country? Oh, pass. Which sport is all.
Starting point is 00:34:55 also known as the gentleman's game. Golf? In what country is it common to find square watermelons? Pass. Who invented the telephone? Alexander Bell. No. Yeah, something Bell.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones, and stuff, here's a question for you, Laura. If you could swap lives with one cartoon character for a day, who would you pick and why? That's a great one.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Cartoon character. I thought about this a lot. What'd you say? I said, I've thought about this a lot. Who would you pick, Nina? Ariel. Ariel? Oh.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Laura. Oh, a cartoon character. You know what? I think. Homer. Homer? Homer Simpson, all right. Why would you want to be Homer Simpson for a day?
Starting point is 00:36:02 Donuts. Yeah. I think it would be fun to be in Homer's head for a day, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I think he gives away with a lot. Yeah. But at the end of the day, you know, he's like a good guy, so.
Starting point is 00:36:16 Yeah. Yeah. Victoria, if you could swap lives with one cartoon character for a day, who would you pick and why? My original thought was like, Tweedy Bird or like Bugs Bunny Or what's the Tasmanian devil? He just looks like he feels like he's just on one all the time. I mean, you're the human version.
Starting point is 00:36:37 He's just like going, going. Oh, Minnie Mouse. Minnie Mouse? Yeah, she kind of just looks like she has everything put together. Mini Mouse has her life together. All right, here we go. 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know one. just say pass
Starting point is 00:36:55 and you have to beat Laura outright to win and Laura, you can tell Victoria when to go. Ready? Back to go. Mount Everest lies on the border of Nepal in which country? Oh, pass, nope. Which sport is also known as the gentleman's game?
Starting point is 00:37:11 Uh, oh, oh, um, poker. In what country is it common to find square watermelons? Huh? There's square watermelons? That's cool. That's cool. I don't know. Who invented the telephone?
Starting point is 00:37:26 Uh, dual rush. Which U.S. state is famous for its potatoes? Ohio. In what decade was the first Victoria's secret fashion show? Decade? Yeah. Uh, the 90s. That's a decade.
Starting point is 00:37:43 All right, let's send it. Over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did. Our normal scoreboard, our social media producer Gabby isn't here today. So, Nina has your score. No, I want to win. Okay. Well, I should. She said 2000s.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Dang it. What's ready again? Laura. I'm sorry, Laura. My bad. Laura got one question correct. Wait for it. Come on, please.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Victoria also got one. No. Oh, Laura. That means you broke her win streak. She almost made it to four. But a tie goes to you. All you needed was one more correct answer, and you would have got to four, Victoria.
Starting point is 00:38:15 But congratulations, Laura. You did it. She broke the street. And you got John Legend tickets just for playing, too. Hi. Let's get the answers now. with Nina. Thank you. Mount Everest lies on the border of Nepal in China.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Oh, dang it. Cricket is also known as the gentleman's game. The gentleman's game. Seriously, cricket? Yeah. These square watermelons is really interesting, though. They're cool looking. I'm looking at a picture of them right now. I didn't know they existed, but in Japan, they're grown in boxes so they can fit them better in fridges. That's a great
Starting point is 00:38:44 idea. That's so cool. Wait, is that like, if you're growing it in a box, it can't get bigger than the box. So, like, is that kind of like technically, like, and it's shaped like the box. Yeah, and they're square. really cool. It was really cool. Alexander Graham Bell is who invented the telephone. Idaho is known for
Starting point is 00:38:59 potatoes. And the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show did start in the 90s. So good job. 1999, specifically. Oh, wait, that was my little one. Laura, thank you for playing. Dang it. Thanks, guys. Have a great one. You too. You too. We play you, versus Victoria, this same time every single weekday
Starting point is 00:39:15 morning. Remember, if you want to play, just DM us at the Jubal Show or go to the jubleshow.com. These watermelons are so cool. Aren't they cool looking? We need to grow up like this in America. I need to look now. This is hard watermelons too in triangles. First date of follow up.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com. Avery is on the phone today for a first date follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Ryder. So in a few minutes we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her another date. But first, Avery, how long has it been since you heard from Ryder? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Yeah, so it's been about, oh gosh, it's, it's been about two weeks since I've heard from him. We went on this really lovely date where we went biking, like actual biking, and we went to the park and down the trail, and I was trying to play it cool. I was having a good time, but I've got to be honest, you know, I haven't ridden a bike since an eighth grade P.E. Um, so I definitely felt. Aw. Are you okay? Oh, yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Starting point is 00:40:28 It may have even been three times, but, um, but Ryder was so sweet. He was a total gentleman. He helped me up and he laughed with me. Um, he laughed with me, not at me. And so I thought he was super charming and that it was going well. Uh, we sought for smoothies. afterwards we sat by the lake
Starting point is 00:40:52 we talked for like over an hour it was so sweet it was just one of those unexpected connection moments and he was so chill like writer is annoyingly attractive and confident
Starting point is 00:41:07 and not cocky at the same time and when I spoke he just he listened I like he actually listened to me talk about everything, including my really weird little
Starting point is 00:41:22 pottery side hustle that I have. I love how excited we get when somebody listens to us. You know that. We hear that a lot on these first eight follow-ups, and I mean, I get it, but it's just simple things, really, that get us hooked. I know. I agree, and he
Starting point is 00:41:39 just made me feel really cool. Aww. And say and, like, I wasn't being judged even when I crashed into that sign. Oh, no. I haven't had that kind of connection
Starting point is 00:41:57 in a very long time. So it felt spontaneous and easy and like not forced. And I'm not trying to plan a wedding or anything or russ anything, but I just want to know what happened. Yeah. Do you know
Starting point is 00:42:14 what could have happened? I mean, obviously it wasn't your falling because he stuck around for a while after that. Sounds like we don't know that for the fact, but that would be terrible. Did anything else happen? Yeah, guys, I don't know, but I The one thing I can think of is that there was
Starting point is 00:42:34 this one moment where I panicked when a squirrel ran across the path and I don't mean like a little panic. I full blown free to the F out. It was not my best moment, but I I tried to play it off, and so I screamed at the squirrel, and we're like, not today, little demon. Oh, he laughed. He almost, like, he laughed.
Starting point is 00:43:01 He seemed like he wasn't weirded out, you know, almost seemed like he was taking the joke with me. And, you know, he didn't seem like, oh, my gosh, this is a full grown adult woman having a meltdown over a squirrel on the bike path. So, like, it was a real meltdown, not just like a, ah. Yeah, I was not expecting that squirrel. Okay. Okay. So you think maybe that's what might be the reason that you are getting ghosted is just the reaction to the little demon squirrel. Hey, that's got to be it because nothing else happened.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Everything else went so beautifully. I can't think of anything else that would have thrown it off. Well, we fell off the bike also. We'll see if that is the reason. We'll play a song, come back, and then call him and see if it tells us why he's going. listing you and maybe get you another day if you still want one, okay? Okay, perfect. All right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
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Starting point is 00:44:32 a double board certified physician. And I'm Hurricane Dibolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled, Do I have scurvy at 3 a.m? On Health Stuff, we're talking about health in a different way. It's not only about what we can do to improve our health,
Starting point is 00:44:45 but also what our health says about us. and the way we're living. Like our episode where we look at diabetes. In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic. How preventable is type 2? Extremely. Or our in-depth analysis of how incredible mangoes are. Oh, it's hard to explain to the rest of the world that your mangoes are fine because
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Starting point is 00:45:34 Suicides that don't make sense. Strange accidents and brutal murders. In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad. drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened. Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're just joining us for today's first date follow up, Avery is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude name writer. So we're about to call him and see if he will tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date if she still wants one.
Starting point is 00:46:13 But first, Avery, remind us about your date. real quick before we call him. Sure. So about two weeks ago, I had the most wonderful date with a guy named writer. We went biking on a bike trail, and it was so much fun, but it was my first time biking in many, many years. So I did fall a few times, but he helped me back up. And other than that, we got smoothied, and we had a really great time with a lot of great
Starting point is 00:46:41 talking. And I have not heard from him since. The only thing that I can think of that might have scared him off is when we were biking, a silly little squirrel ran out in front of me, and I freaked out because I don't like rodent. But that's all I can think of. I texted him the next day, and I thanked him for a great date, and I sent him a picture of me smiling with a smoothie a few days later to be like, oh, look, we did smoothies. But I have gotten nothing back from him, so I'd love to see what he said. All right. Are you ready for us to call him? Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Okay, here we go. Hey, Ryder, how are you? This is the Jubell show. It's a radio show. Hi, Ryder. I'm Nina. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Oh, hello. What's up? How are you? And my name's Jubal, by the way. Have you ever listened to the Jubal show? Um, I think I have heard the show before, yeah. Okay. Well, we're calling you today because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. Oh, wait. Is this about Avery?
Starting point is 00:48:05 Oh, you knew right away. Wow, that's that. Yeah. Well, we do a segment called the first eight follow-up on our show. Maybe you already knew that, I guess. where if you ghost somebody and they don't know why they can email us to get you on the phone and ask. So yes, it is about Avery. Oh. Do you have a second to tell us why you're ghosting her?
Starting point is 00:48:23 Yeah, I mean, I figured this might come up eventually. Oh, really? What happened? I mean, she's beautiful, like, drop dead gorgeous. But she sent me this photo, and it was her in, like, unicorn underwear, holding a smoothie and doing this weak face. I just don't, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:44 It was really bizarre. I mean, I opened it during lunch at work, and I almost choked on my tortilla chips. So you didn't like it? You really painted the picture writer? It was like a six-year-old trying to be sexy. That's what it sounded like. It was kind of creepy.
Starting point is 00:49:03 It was creepy. Yeah, a little bit like two, I don't know. It's not often you hear a dude say that with getting a picture like that. Never, actually. Was it the unicorns that made it that way, or was it the whole thing? It was the whole thing, but yeah, the unicorns really pushed it over the edge. Okay. All right, so that's the reason you're ghosting her is.
Starting point is 00:49:24 She creeped you out with trying to send you a sexy picture. Yeah, and there was some other stuff, too. It's like, so she calls her bed the snuggle headquarters. You know, like that's kind of cute. like elementary school I mean she was also like sniffing her smoothie and being like mmm yummy sippy I love it
Starting point is 00:49:47 you know okay baby talkie okay yeah okay writer thank you for being honest with us and tell us why you're ghosting her now I'll let you know that she's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you
Starting point is 00:49:59 maybe in baby talk I don't know are you at snuggle headquarters wait so you didn't like the unicorns? For real? Like, those are sexy. Hey, Avery. Hi.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I didn't realize that being playful is like a deal breaker now. I mean, it's not that you're being playful. It's just like, I don't know. Like, I barely knew you. And all of a sudden I'm looking at you and like Lisa Frank Laundere
Starting point is 00:50:31 holding your smoothie. I mean, you kind of treated it like it was a mic drop. moment or something. I don't know. It was weird. I was dropping a mic. A mic of joy and love and body positivity and I mean, come on, that could have been
Starting point is 00:50:49 yours. I mean, look, you are totally a vibe and you're very beautiful. I just don't think I'm like your vibe. You know, I live in the real world. You seem to live in like a glitter dimension where like squirrels call
Starting point is 00:51:05 like these meltdowns and and smoothies have feelings? I don't know. It's weird. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Well, I should have mentioned that I have a fear of rodents
Starting point is 00:51:14 and squirrels are basically rodents because I just, I know I was a little bit dramatic, but it freaked me out, okay? And I don't know what you're talking about. Smoothie is definitely a feeling. What does that mean? Well, you clearly don't have feelings
Starting point is 00:51:31 or have any understanding of fun in life. I didn't realize you were this serious. It's such a bummer. What does that mean? Oh, well, he said earlier that, like, squirrels cause meltdowns and smoothies don't have feelings, and I was just saying, whatever I do. I don't know. It's a little much for me.
Starting point is 00:51:50 It just feels like I'm dealing with, like, elementary school. I don't know. Whoa. Writer, what would you like for a woman to send to you? You know, just a perfect portrait and business casual, like, totally covered? I don't know. maybe like regular lingerie without like unicorns and glitter and stuff I don't know okay well I guess I'll just find somebody who doesn't have emotional panic when they see sparkles
Starting point is 00:52:17 what well writer would you like another date with Avery will pay for it no no I think I'm good she's she's one of a kind but I think we live on different planets well that's totally fine you can have fun with a woman who likes to role play um like They're in business meetings or church or court or something boring like you. Wow. Look, you can tell this movie. I said sorry. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Well, you're the one who's going to be sorry when you're bored and you're wishing for unicorns or you're wishing for something fun and sparkly because your next date is a with a girl that's totally beige. Laughing. Jubel's first date follow-up. It's time for Nina's what's trending. How would you like to have a little twin-twin twin? Like somebody that looks exactly like you, talks like you, thinks like you, everything, like a real twin twin. Oh.
Starting point is 00:53:11 One of when I was younger. Maybe, yeah, maybe younger. Maybe now, probably not, but younger. Younger for sure, because then you could, you know, you can fool people and things like that. Take their tests and or like vice versa. Well, I mean, that still could happen. But if you wanted it now, I'll tell you how. That could be reality.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Absolutely not. Like a 20 twin twin. We're not just making that up out of nowhere. Well, it's not out of nowhere. I'll tell you where it's coming from in just a second. But first, this is really cool. Remember Chadwick Bozeman, Black Panther actor? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:38 He passed. Yes, he did pass. Yeah, he did pass. But he is posthumously receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. On November 20th, he will be receiving his star. His widow will be the one there to actually accept the award. And director Ryan Coogler and actress Viola Davis are going to be scheduled to speak at the event to honor him on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Oh, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Yeah, I love Viola Davis. I do too. I think she's amazing. Yeah. Something else you might love. if you're a fan of friends or know anything about friends in the Central Perk Coffee House, it's coming. So they've had, you know, those experiences travel all around the country.
Starting point is 00:54:12 But now there is going to be not an experience, an actual coffee house posted up in Times Square in New York City. Oh, why Times Square? I feel like it's such a busy area. But because it's a tourist trap. So why not put it in the heart of the tourist trap? So it'll actually be a coffee shop that's open and you can go to? Yeah, that's open.
Starting point is 00:54:29 They're going to be so crowded. It's going to be not going to want to go to that. You're probably going to wait for a while because it opens on December 5th. So maybe December 5th, 2029. It might be cool to get in there and check it out. But they do plan on having a lot of friends nostalgia in there. But it's going to be a little bit different.
Starting point is 00:54:45 It's reimagined, but it's still Central Park Coffee House. That sounds very fun. But when I think of that coffee house, and I didn't fully watch all the seasons of friends. When I think about it, I think of like just a cute, chill coffee house. You can go do work, hang out, talk with your friends. that sounds like putting it in central wait putting it in Times Square
Starting point is 00:55:04 sounds like a madhouse sounds like there's a lot of people with their phones out with their not talking to anyone barely buying coffee yeah who cares it's Instagramable and these people are going to be making all the money off of it I guess so that's why they're doing it they're getting their bag yeah I mean just to even be able to afford any real estate in Times Square they need to get their back to be able to stay in the business so true um okay well you could send your twin to go stand in line for you and then you could just like swap. That'd be a good thing for having a twin for a lot of things.
Starting point is 00:55:35 I don't feel good. Go to work for me. Black Friday. So I don't know if you guys ever saw the show Black Mirror. There's one episode I happened to see and it happens to be what this is. And we've talked about it kind of before. But there's a company that just raised $10 million to create digital AI copies of people. So they'll be able to create someone or an AI version of a person that looks like you, sounds like you, thinks like you.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Wait, we raised $10 million to go into AI to create a duplicate of someone else. Right. We don't want to put that money towards curing cancer or something. Say it louder. Say it louder. Bro. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:56:18 I wonder what... Everything else has been figured out. It's fine. Why do we need a duplicate of ourselves? You don't have to freeze your head. You have a duplicate of yourself, then your head doesn't have to get frozen anymore. You know, you can rest in peace and you're doing it. duplicate and just go ahead and run around.
Starting point is 00:56:31 You live, you live your life and you die. Like, you don't need to freeze anything. Maybe not. You know, if you could create another one of yourself and AI, maybe you can live forever. Bro. It is wild. I do wonder what the motivation is. Like, I would really like to talk to the person that, like, came up with all of this and plans on creating it.
Starting point is 00:56:45 Like, why? Right. They have to have a better reason than just, I want another me. Yeah. Right? Maybe not. There are some people that are like that, you know? They're just like, there needs to be many more of me all around for people to enjoy.
Starting point is 00:56:59 and I need to be able to last forever because this world is always going to need me. I'm just that great. Which is dope. Everybody should feel that way about themselves. So very confident and you are important and everybody's different and all that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 00:57:13 But honestly, like, I think if I'm not here, time will go on. You know what I mean? Like, it's all good. It will. It will be like a different vert or like another person. There'll be another one kind of like that, you know? But like, I'm never like, you know what this world
Starting point is 00:57:24 is never going to want to be without this smile. I mean. Not technology or anything like that, but I just would want to rest. Or like people who are super narcissistic just sit there and talk to themselves in the AI all day. Like, how are you, man? You're great. I know, I'm great too. We're both great.
Starting point is 00:57:41 I love you. I love you too. Yeah, I know. That's uncomfortable. But that is what's trending. Why? I kind of want one, though. Yeah, see?
Starting point is 00:57:49 Tubal do you. Twink, twink, twilley. Jubles. Dirty little secret. Hello? Hi. Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Sweet. What is it? So I stole $1,000 for my boyfriend when I found out he was cheating on me. Whoa. That's all you took? Do you get in trouble? Well, he didn't have that big of a bank balance, so I kind of, you know, did what I could. Does he know that you stole it from him? No. How did you pull that off?
Starting point is 00:58:20 Well, we, a couple weeks ago, we went out with his buddies. And, you know, you can just tell, like, there's this bartender, and she just, like, the minute we walked in, like, I just got an energy from her. And she was kind of, like, glaring at him. And then she kept trying to make eye contact with me. And he was having his friends. Like, normally he's, like, the guy who goes up in orders for everybody, but he was having his friend's orders. So I was, like, something's off. Like, I just, I just could tell.
Starting point is 00:58:56 and um you know we were like he's friends when they go out they get like really like messy drunk you know like they barely remember tonight and like at some point like everybody's partying they're having a good time he's getting super drunk he seems to like forget that she's there or whatever and so I just go up to her and listen I was been drinking too and I like felt you know brazen I guess and I just went up to her and I locked eyes and I said love You said when? When? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:29 When did it happen? Because I just knew, you know, and she knew exactly what, you know, and then, yeah, and then she's like, it was a couple weeks ago. Man. I was like, okay. How did y'all have been dating? Two years. Oh, dang, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:59:45 So sorry. Yeah. So, you know, in my head, I'm like, okay, how many times does this happen, like, over, like, I didn't really get into it with her, like, how many times, like, I just. I didn't, and we're in public, you know, I didn't want to, and in front of his friends, like, I didn't want to do it like that. So I told him, I was tired. I was taken off. And before I left, he had his wallet in his, like, jacket pocket, and he had his jacket on the back of the chair.
Starting point is 01:00:13 So I took his wallet, and there was, like, an ATM nearby for his bank, and I just took out $1,000, and then I went home. Just that easy. All right. And if you've not talked to him since? I said, is he not questioned it? Well, so the next day, like, he calls me, and he's like, oh, my gosh, we got so wasted last night. And he's like, I can't find my wallet. He's like, I'm worried something happened.
Starting point is 01:00:40 He told me that he had a large transaction, like bank notification. And so I was like, oh, you remember, like, I'm like, you were feeling real generous. And you went to the ATM and you took out $1,000. and you bought everybody's drinks And I was like So then when I left I took your wallet So that you wouldn't like make any other drunk mistakes Oh how sweet
Starting point is 01:01:06 And then you dumped it Yeah I waited a couple days Because I didn't want it to be super suspicious But yeah I wait a couple days And I like the stuff he had at my place I just like boxed it all up Through the wallet and the box
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