First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from November 13th, 2025
Episode Date: November 13, 2025Your all-access pass to the most hilarious, outrageous, and unpredictable moments from The Jubal Show! Catch up anytime with all your favorite segments, including:🎭 Jubal Phone Pranks &nd...ash; where Jubal Fresh pulls off the funniest and most absurd prank calls on unsuspecting victims.🤫 Dirty Little Secret – where listeners confess their wildest, weirdest, and most jaw-dropping secrets anonymously.🧠 You vs. Victoria – the trivia showdown where listeners test their knowledge against Victoria.🕵️ To Catch a Cheater / War of the Roses – where we catch cheaters in the act with our dramatic relationship loyalty test.🎶 First Date Follow-Up – helping people get closure (or a second chance) after being ghosted.🗞️ Nina's What's Trending – delivering everything you need to know about the world for your day.🌟 Daily Show Highlights – all the best moments, jokes, and chaos from each show!If it happened on The Jubal Show, you’ll find it here—unfiltered and on demand! Hit play and join the fun. You can find every podcast we have, including the full show every weekday right here…➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com/podcasts The Jubal Show is everywhere, and also these places: Website ➡︎ https://thejubalshow.com Instagram ➡︎ https://instagram.com/thejubalshow X/Twitter ➡︎ https://twitter.com/thejubalshow Tiktok ➡︎ https://www.tiktok.com/@the.jubal.show Facebook ➡︎ https://facebook.com/thejubalshow YouTube ➡︎ https://www.youtube.com/@JubalFresh Support the show: https://the-jubal-show.beehiiv.com/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Real news or fake news, where I read a news story from the week that's gone viral,
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the executive who led Tesla's cyber truck business
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apparently he's going to go back to his previous career
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see how it is
easy it is to create fake news
and that's why every single week
at this time we bring you the cleverly named segment
real news or fake news
where I read you a news story
that's gone viral from the week
and you have to see if you can tell
whether it's a real one or a fake news story
that people actually believed
here is your first headline
for real news or fake news.
The last U.S. penny has minted
and you could be a millionaire because of it.
Oh.
The last U.S. penny has been minted
and you could be a millionaire because of it.
What does it mean that it was produced?
Oh.
It was created.
It's minted.
There's a very, very last one has been created.
Here's the story.
The final U.S. penny was minted in Philadelphia this week,
marking the end of 231 years of small change.
Wow.
Each penny costs 3.7.
sense to produce, which means
that the U.S. Mint has essentially been running a boutique
art project that slowly draining the government's
budget.
And since they
minted the last penny,
panic has ensued
because financial experts are saying that any
penny minted before lunch
before the last one was printed
could now be worth anywhere from $5
to $5 million.
Wow.
Coin collectors are already calling it the great
copper rush of 2025.
Pawn shops are reportedly flooded with people bringing in pennies and some are walking away with literally millions of dollars.
Whoa.
One woman was actually able to trade two rare pennies for a brand new cyber truck.
That's how expensive some of these pennies are now that the U.S. government has completely halted minting the penny.
Is this a real news story or a fake news story that people actually believe, Nina?
I'm going to go with real.
Because I also kind of hope so because I have this jarful of pennies that I've been collecting.
Nina.
I'm like high school.
Are you serious?
You're just like lucky pennies, pick up all day long.
You'll have good luck.
So make me a millionaire with that good luck.
Let's go.
True.
Let's make it real.
Victoria, do you think this is real or fake?
The last U.S. penny has been minted and you could be a millionaire because of it.
Fake.
We still have things out here cost in 526, which means it has to be fake because how are you
going to get to that price if you don't have a penny.
But nobody pays for cash.
So you kind of got me there, but like what if you want to pay with?
It is a fake news story.
It's based on a real news story because one TikTok economist claimed that pennies would be worth millions after the last one was made.
And their video went viral with over 8 million shares.
And banks and pawn shops have reportedly reported people bringing in pennies like crazy because of it.
And nobody has actually gotten rich yet.
Okay.
Everybody believed this TikTok economist.
And that's why they were thinking that they were missing.
I think it may be fake now, but this could very easily be true.
We're getting away with, like we're leaving pennies in the past because they cost three cents to make.
Yeah, then they become more rare and then you collect them and they're worth more.
What are you going to do with it?
It makes sense.
It's going to sit on a shell.
Save your pennies.
It's real news or fake news the segment where I give you a news story from the week that's gone viral.
You have to tell me if it's a real one or a fake one that people actually believed.
Here's your next headline for real news or fake news.
wing stop scandal rocks Texas
Texas jail
Guard busted for a $50
chicken smuggling operation
officials call it
cartel level crispiness
Is this a real new story
or fake news story? Here are the details
A Texas corrections officer
is behind bars himself
after being accused of running what
investigators are now calling an underground
poultry pipeline
Oh my gosh
smuggling habanero mango
chicken wings into the Travis County
correctional complex
for a mere $50
VINMO or cash app payment.
This apparently had been going on for two years
until other guards noticed sticky fingerprints
all over the facility.
And one administrator recognized it as the
Habanero Mango chicken sauce,
which how many wing stops does that do you've been to
where he just automatically goes, that's the Hobbitia.
I know that one.
That's Hobbit. I know that too.
They found that over 1,200 pounds of wings
had been smuggled into the facility by the guard.
And you guessed how he smuggled it in there.
No.
How?
1,200 pounds.
No.
Wait.
How?
In his...
Boopoo.
His wallet.
His body wallet.
His body wallet.
Like, he ate them and he put them up.
Other direction.
You got to put him in the wallet.
Oh my gosh.
Why would you eat that?
You're in jail.
You just really wanted that chicken pipeline.
No.
Poultry pipeline.
They eventually arrested the guard.
after putting it together the fact that he also worked part-time at a wing stop down the street
and put him in handcuffs as he was waddling into work one day.
Is this a real news story or a fake news story?
I'm just going to go with real.
Just because I feel like it should be real.
Victoria is a real news story or a fake news story?
Over 1,200 pounds of chicken wings smuggled into a jail by a prison guard.
He was putting his wings up his wings.
Real?
Oh, I think it's...
Ew, I think it's real.
I think it's real?
I think it's real, too.
Yes, this is absolutely real.
100%.
He's in jail for five years now because of that.
That's disgusting.
That's a lot of chicken to put in the pocket.
It is a lot of chicken.
We're finding a lot of fun ways to do.
Wow, that poultry pipeline is legit.
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Weekday mornings on the 20s.
Hello?
We want you back.
I'm sorry?
Yes, hello.
Is this Tyler?
This is Tyler, yeah.
Hi, Tyler.
My name is Juniper, and I'm calling from
www.com.
And I noticed recently that you canceled your membership with us,
and so I'm just doing a customer service follow-up call
to see why you decided to leave us.
um yeah i mean i just you know uh i just i just wanted to try it out and i decided that it wasn't really
for me and is there anything specifically that rubbed you the wrong way about our products
um no the product was was quality it just you know it's a little expensive and you know i don't
shave every day so i didn't really really the reason that i'm calling today is to see if you
will come back to us and give us another opportunity to send you all of the shaving items
and skin care products and other things that we were sending you with our monthly subscription
service.
No, I'm pretty sure I'm good, though.
Thanks for asking.
I want to ask you to rethink that.
Is my idea I'd like to urge you to rethink it?
Is that okay to say?
I'd like to urge you to rethink your decisions.
Uh, no, urging me isn't going to change my mind.
Also, like, you're, you're, I'll be frank, you're creeping me out.
Your voice, you're, like, saying things.
Like, I don't, I don't know what this is.
I don't appreciate you being this aggressive.
Oh, I'm so sorry if I was coming off as aggressive.
I didn't want to obviously be that way with you.
I just, we valued your business, and we value all of our customers, and we take it very
personally here at the Shave Club when somebody cancels their subscription, and so we
like to do everything we can
in order to get them back to us
okay but
it's not personal
no like saying things like that
like I it's not about leaving
look I tried the subscription
I didn't like it
I mean it was fine you know
it just
look look you're really
when somebody signs with us
as a customer we like them to be around
for life
and sometimes if you decide
to go a different direction
it makes us very upset and
bad.
Look, man, people are going to do this all the time.
It's a business, and I don't appreciate this,
but you're, at this point, you're harassing me.
I don't even know what the fuck is.
I don't even know what harassment is, I guess.
You know, what do you mean you don't know what harassment is?
This is harassment.
You're harassing me.
I'm so sorry, that was an odd way to say it.
I didn't mean that you don't know what harassment is.
Of course, you know what harassment is.
I just don't know if you've ever experienced it like you might deserve.
I'm experiencing it right now.
You're harassing me, and I want to know why you.
You talk to your customers like this.
This is not okay.
Do you understand that?
Are you getting that?
Well, I'm so sorry.
I don't know what I said to elicit such a big reaction from you.
I apologize if I'm coming off any sort of other way than just wanting to gain your business back and missing you deeply and dearly.
Okay, well, stop talking about missing me dearly and deeply.
It's not comforting me, man.
I want you back.
All right, all right, that right there.
That is creepy
Do you not understand that?
What is creepy?
I'm so sorry
I didn't
The way you spoke to me right now
You're like a demon
I don't know
I'm sorry
I don't know what you're talking about
I was just listening to you
I'm not coming back
Let me make that perfectly clear to you
Okay I'm talking about
The rest of the items
That you still have for a must this afternoon
I'm sorry
Wait what do you mean
You're getting the rest of my items
You guys do currently have from us.
We'll be getting those back this afternoon.
I'm already here.
What do you say here?
What are you talking about?
Oh, did I say that out loud?
I'm so sorry.
Don't worry about it.
Never mind.
Have a great day and we'll see you later.
Wait, no, no, no.
Wait, wait.
Wait, where are?
I see you later when you get home.
No, what do we?
At my house?
when I get home
you're not going to be in my
health you're there right
no no no I'm calling the cost
hey Tyler
Tyler this is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you
and your girlfriend
Curris has set you up
Are you fucking kidding?
It's a joke
She said you recently
canceled your shaving subscriptions
and wanted me to mess with you
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It's time for Nina's what's trending
If you can make a mean bed
with crisp edge
is if you can vacuum like the best of them, then you may be treated like royalty.
Cool.
And I will tell you where in just a second.
But first, what you can buy with $1 trillion is trending right now.
And the reason for that is because Elon Musk was approved to get this trillion dollar like payout.
Did you see this jubel?
No.
Yeah.
So all the shareholders at Tesla approved a pay package for Elon that can make him a trillionaire in the next decade.
Whoa.
So because of that, people started talking about, well, what can you get with a trillion dollars?
What does that even mean?
That's so much money.
So some of the examples that are trending right now
is that you could buy every single car sold in the United States
this year with a trillion dollars.
Wow.
You could pay for 10,000 Starbucks CEOs.
You could pay for 1,428 Shohei Ohantus,
the guy that plays for the Dodgers.
I totally just killed his name.
Did I kill his name?
Yikes, probably.
Not the show hey part.
The show hey part.
I don't know about the other part,
But the Dodgers, the Dodgers pay him over $700 million, or is paying him $700 million over the next 10 years.
So, 1,500 of those, like, come on, that's so much money.
Also, 2,000 Jeff Bezos's yachts, just to put it in perspective.
See, I don't need all that.
I just need one yacht, a drum set, a nicely place to play my drum set.
You're so modest.
Yeah, but if you get that, then you get that, and then you're like, man, this yacht is not too small.
I need a bigger yacht.
Well, eventually.
Okay.
Oh, where that Jeff Bezos guy?
thinks he's so cool with this huge yacht.
I got to build a little bigger than him now.
Right.
Easy, because I have the money.
I know I want one.
That's like 10.
And then all your besties can have your own yachts.
And then you have your own yacht week and like the south of France.
Oh my gosh.
That would be so fun.
Okay, but even better, you just get a really big compound and all of you guys get to live on that, like, the compound.
And then you, like, all live really closer together.
I have really strong feelings about that.
What's for?
Because we've had these talks before.
Me and my best friends and then this other guy that I was dating, he was talking about his best friends
and how they all wanted to live on a compound.
It's like, I don't, I don't want to live that close to you.
I want to, what?
No.
Kind of cultish.
Very.
It's not, it's living next to your friend.
You're saying you want to start a cult, Victoria?
I wouldn't live next to my friends.
If you want to call that a cult, call that cult.
I mean, I just don't, I just don't like when people come over at, like, unannounced.
You know?
Why?
Why?
I don't just, like, walk in.
I don't know.
I do things by myself that not everybody needs to see.
Well, but yeah, it's your best friends.
They see all of it, anyways.
I mean, that's true, but I still like to know before you come over.
Okay, you can text them.
Anyway, so we don't have to talk about this right now.
Just know that we will never live on a compound.
However.
Seriously, I've thought about that for us.
I mean, I'm down with starting a cold.
I'd be fine with it.
Dude, you'd be a great leader.
You can't be a good cold leader?
Oh, thank you.
It's sweet.
I've always wondered, you know, I've hoped that I would make a good cold leader today.
I think you're glad that your ambitions can come true.
Yeah.
Are you kidding?
I can see me as well, I'm not.
You're kidding.
No.
It's real.
You can do it.
All right.
Come on.
You're just being nice.
Well, if you do start your own cold jubal, you need to make sure that somebody there can make a bed perfectly with crisp sheets.
Somebody can vacuum like nothing's ever been vacuumed before.
Mopping, let's not even stop there.
The housekeeping Olympics are a thing, and they're happening right now in Las Vegas.
Housekeeping Olympics.
The housekeeping Olympics.
It is the 35th anniversary of these Olympics.
Well, they've been doing it for 35 years.
Right.
We were today years old when we found out about it.
I didn't even know this was a thing.
but if housekeeping is your jam
and you want to be treated like royalty because of it
and you should especially if you can fold
those fitted sheets that is such a skill
it really is
it's just you mean yeah think about it
Las Vegas housekeeping Olympics
get that gold medal some people are so good
with flipping those duvet covers
right they'll do the little roll thing they roll
it up and they just it takes them two seconds and they got
it in there it's amazing takes me at least 30 minutes
easily that's that
I've tried watching YouTube tutorials and tried to do it
It just ends up with me cussing and throwing my comforter at the wall.
So I don't think I'm doing it right.
That's the beginning of the cult.
No duvet cover.
As a cult leader, he'd have followers to do that point.
Oh, okay, okay.
I guess that's how we're going to be nice.
The chosen few.
That's what's trending.
Oh my gosh.
No, no, no.
You need to put on the holy duvet cover.
Oh, my gosh.
Honor.
I think I'm going to like being a cult leader.
Oh, wow.
Look what you did, Victoria.
It's time to catch a cheater.
Only on the Jeeble show.
Kim is on the phone today for it to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her husband Michael of eight years might be messing around,
so we'll see if we can help her out.
Kim, sorry you're going through it,
but what's going on?
Why do you think Michael might be cheating on you?
Well, Michael and I would be married for eight years,
and he's never been, like, a super social guy.
He's more in the introverted side.
Okay.
And lately, he, there's been a lot of times that he might have met someone new.
I don't know.
So basically he, he's mild for no reason, you know, like that's, you would think that that's a good thing, but it's not really who he is.
Okay, so he seems like happier than he normally is or something.
Yeah, like randomly happy, you know.
And then he, the biggest thing for me, I think it is that he supposedly goes to the gym now.
Like, he started going to the gym.
I'm like, in the eight years, we've been married.
You've never even mentioned the idea of going to the gym.
Oh, really?
And, yeah, but then he only goes, like, once a week.
Like, he goes on Wednesday night.
And, but when he comes back, he doesn't really look like he went to the gym.
And I'm like, were you just walking out of the gym, you know?
like yeah and it's just it's very odd you know he goes for these like walks supposedly to like
clear his head at night and and it's just very bizarre and then the latest thing has been that
this uh this person started texting him and it says roy on the text you know on the
text messages and when i asked him about it he got like
all flustered like no it's just this this is a guy I met you know at work and I'm like okay but
you haven't talked about this Royce at all and I didn't want to push it you know the
subject but he seems like super shady about it so it's a guy that he's texting with
supposedly but I don't know you could you could put anybody's name on it you know for
all I know is Joyce and not Roy's you know I don't know
What is he wearing when he's going on these walks and going to the gym randomly on Wednesdays?
Well, he is wearing, like, you know, a t-shirt and a shorts, but then he takes a duffel bag.
And I'm like, okay, but are you changing?
Because then you come back with the same clothes.
So that doesn't really add up, you know?
You've never heard of this person before?
No.
Well, say, does he have a lot of friends?
Maybe he made a new friend.
No, he's not even, like, he's very introverted, you know?
like he's friends with my friends mostly and it's kind of like i have to pull him like hey please
let's go you know let's have dinner with somebody and he's like no i just want to stay here and watch
a movie with you and i'm like i don't can we please make some friends you know like he's not
want to go out of his way and make friends with anybody so it is weird that he would have a new
friend i also think it's weird he just goes on wednesdays that doesn't feel right either
yeah yeah just one day a week one day a week isn't really i mean i'm sure it does
something but you know why make you weird then just introduce me to your friend yeah yeah that's also
true okay well we'll try to figure it out for you we'll play a song come back you already told us what
grocery store he's a rewards card member so we'll call and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free gift from us and his flowers
delivered from our floral department and we'll see if he sends those to you or to somebody else okay
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we are tackling all the health questions
that keep you up at night.
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How preventable is type 2?
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Right in the middle of To Catch a Cheater.
And if you're just joining us, Kim is on the phone and she thinks that her husband,
Michael, of eight years, might be cheating.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at
and say that every single month we choose one lucky reward member who gets a free gift from us
and his flowers delivered from our floral department to anybody that he wants.
And we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Kim, or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Kim, why don't you catch us up again on why you suspect he might be cheating?
well like I said he has been going every Wednesday night to supposedly the gym
I don't believe him he's being weird lately like a little too happy than he usually is
and he has this supposedly Roy's person that's texting randomly and he's supposedly
any friend but I honestly don't think that's it yeah so you think that this new friend he has
name Royce might be somebody else.
Yeah.
Like a Joyce.
Like a Joyce.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, let's see if it is.
Are you ready for us to call him?
I'm ready to ever be, I guess.
All right.
Hello.
Hello?
Hey, this is Corby calling from B.
looking for our rewards card member named Michael.
Yeah, sorry, yeah, hi, that's me.
Hi, Michael, how are you? Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with a big thank you very much
and congratulations.
You're this month's big winner.
Thank you so much for shopping with us.
We're all clapping for you here.
Very excited.
Cool.
Did I win something?
I don't remember entering anything.
Well, technically you entered when you signed up with us,
but it's just a free gift from us.
Every single month we choose one rewards card member at random
who gets a free gift from us.
And this month, it's flowers delivered to anybody that you want from our Florida apartment.
It's 36 long-stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a card.
Deliver to anybody absolutely free.
It's a $316 value.
Oh, wow.
Thank you.
That's amazing.
Thank you very much.
Well, all I would need from you would be the first and the last name of the person you want to send them to.
Oh, great.
Okay, cool, cool, cool.
Okay, so her name is Louise.
All right, Louise, yes.
Okay, I've got that.
And do you want to include a card to Louise?
Yeah, so I just give you the message and you, you'll print it out.
Yep.
Message can be thank you for opening my eyes.
Thank you for opening my eyes.
Oh my God, you got to be kidding me.
What?
I knew that.
Who is that?
Hey, Michael, this is actually the Jeeble show.
It's a radio show.
Yeah, hi, I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
And my name is Jubel, and that's your wife, Kim.
We do a segment called To Catch a Cheater.
where if you think your significant others messing around,
you see who they send flowers too.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hang on.
I can't believe it, Michael.
I can't believe it.
Kim, do you think I'm cheating?
Well, isn't it obvious?
Oh, my God.
No, oh, my God.
No, Kim.
Kim, no, no.
There's no one else.
Kim.
Yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Digger's well on your way out of this one.
What do you mean?
No.
Nobody else.
I promise.
I knew. Kim, I should have told you what's been going on.
I didn't know how to, but this has been going on for about a month now.
Oh, my God.
How do, okay, okay.
I know what's been going on.
Something's been going on because I've been asking you about it, and you just evade me.
You, you're all weird, and then you have this Royce, which is a completely different person.
What is going on?
No, okay.
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Royce is a guy I met about a month ago.
And Royce invited me to these Wednesday worship services that he goes to.
And I'm so serious right now.
They have live music.
They have a short message.
And honestly,
it's been helping me more than I can explain.
Why is that a secret?
You been going to church on Wednesdays?
Yes.
You're joking, right?
Yes, that's not normal for me.
Who is Louis?
somebody you met at church?
No, Kim, Louise is the pastor.
So you're hitting on the pastor?
No, no, absolutely not.
No, Louise has just, she's been like a spiritual leader.
She's, she helps me talk through and work through some stuff that I haven't been able to think about properly.
Kim, I've been in a really dark place for a while, like years.
I kind of lost hope
I lost my faith
and I was just kind of going through life
feeling numb
and I didn't tell you
because I didn't want you to think that I was lying
or pretending
or thinking that I was cheating
but I haven't known
myself for a really long time
well
I was not expecting that you've never been a
religious person. No, I know. I know. And I didn't want to drag you into it because I felt
embarrassed and ashamed and like I was supposed to be strong for both of us and I was, I wasn't.
And then a few months ago, I met this guy, I read Royce and he invited me to a Wednesday night
worship service and it's just people being like real and honest and there's no pressure. And
and I think it's wonderful that you found a place where you can be yourself.
I think that this is just a bigger issue that you guys need to be able to openly communicate.
So Kim's not devastated and freaking out.
I'm so sorry.
How did you have to have to hunt somebody?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
No, I know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry because I didn't know how to tell you.
This is my fault.
Wow.
Wow.
It's awesome.
I mean, it has been kind of awesome, and it's got me thinking about the two of us a lot,
and I was trying to find myself again, and I realized, like, I want to find us again, too.
That's a good thing.
Yeah.
I want to, like, reconnect with you and then have something stronger and more rooted in something that's real.
I mean, that's cool that he's not cheating, Kim.
Oh, that's fantastic.
I'm so happy
I wish you would have told me, though
I had no idea where to start
but I've wanted to ask you to come with me
for a little while now
Sure, of course
I mean, yeah
Yeah
It's really nice
I get to meet this one guy
And Louise
I've told them about you
They're excited to me
you know, because I can't
stop talking about you, because
I love you, Kim.
I love you, too.
Oh, my God.
Aww.
The Jubil shows
To Catch a Cheater.
Good morning. Can I take your order?
Can I get a tall try?
A large black coffee.
A what?
Large black coffee.
Do you mean a venti?
No, I mean a large.
He means a venti.
Yeah, the biggest one you got.
Venti is large.
No, Vendi is 20.
Danny.
Yeah.
Large is large.
In fact, toll is large, and Grande is Spanish for large.
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large.
It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
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Yeah, you can do that.
If you think you have what it takes to intellectually dismantle Victoria, piece by piece,
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You wouldn't even say at the jubel show.com a second ago.
Don't come at me with that.
I was able to pull that out of the thing here.
Yeah, you don't want to say all that.
That crap about me, but you couldn't say go to the juboshow.com or DMI.
Like, seriously?
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You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game.
You versus Victoria, your chance to take on.
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia
for John Legend tickets
and let's meet today's contestant
for you versus Victoria.
Laura?
Good morning.
How are you?
I'm amazing. How are you?
Great. Do you think that you can beat Victoria?
I think so, but she's been on a road
so I'm a little intimidated.
Thank you. I am on a winning streak
in case anyone is curious.
Would this be number four today?
It will.
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
Laura, you make a great time.
All right, we're going to send Victoria out of the studio.
And while she's leaving, Laura, the game is played like this.
You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass.
And Victoria has to be you outright to win, okay?
All right.
All right.
Are you ready?
Here we go.
I'm ready.
Your time starts now.
Mount Everest lies on the border of Nepal in which country?
Oh, pass.
Which sport is all.
also known as the gentleman's game.
Golf?
In what country is it common to find square watermelons?
Pass.
Who invented the telephone?
Alexander Bell.
No.
Yeah, something Bell.
Got that in.
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones,
and stuff, here's a question for you, Laura.
If you could swap lives
with one cartoon character for a day,
who would you pick and why?
That's a great one.
Cartoon character.
I thought about this a lot.
What'd you say?
I said, I've thought about this a lot.
Who would you pick, Nina?
Ariel.
Ariel?
Oh.
Laura.
Oh, a cartoon character.
You know what?
I think.
Homer.
Homer?
Homer Simpson, all right.
Why would you want to be Homer Simpson for a day?
Donuts.
Yeah.
I think it would be fun to be in Homer's head for a day, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think he gives away with a lot.
Yeah.
But at the end of the day, you know, he's like a good guy, so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Victoria, if you could swap lives with one cartoon character for a day, who would you pick and why?
My original thought was like,
Tweedy Bird or like Bugs Bunny
Or what's the Tasmanian devil?
He just looks like he feels like he's just on one all the time.
I mean, you're the human version.
He's just like going, going.
Oh, Minnie Mouse.
Minnie Mouse?
Yeah, she kind of just looks like she has everything put together.
Mini Mouse has her life together.
All right, here we go.
30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know one.
just say pass
and you have to beat Laura outright to win
and Laura, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Ready?
Back to go.
Mount Everest lies on the border of Nepal
in which country?
Oh, pass, nope.
Which sport is also known as the gentleman's game?
Uh, oh, oh, um, poker.
In what country is it common to find square watermelons?
Huh?
There's square watermelons?
That's cool.
That's cool.
I don't know.
Who invented the telephone?
Uh, dual rush.
Which U.S. state is famous for its potatoes?
Ohio.
In what decade was the first Victoria's secret fashion show?
Decade?
Yeah.
Uh, the 90s.
That's a decade.
All right, let's send it.
Over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did.
Our normal scoreboard, our social media producer Gabby isn't here today.
So, Nina has your score.
No, I want to win.
Okay.
Well, I should.
She said 2000s.
Dang it.
What's ready again?
Laura.
I'm sorry, Laura.
My bad.
Laura got one question correct.
Wait for it.
Come on, please.
Victoria also got one.
No.
Oh, Laura.
That means you broke her win streak.
She almost made it to four.
But a tie goes to you.
All you needed was one more correct answer,
and you would have got to four, Victoria.
But congratulations, Laura.
You did it.
She broke the street.
And you got John Legend tickets just for playing, too.
Hi.
Let's get the answers now.
with Nina. Thank you. Mount Everest
lies on the border of Nepal in China.
Oh, dang it. Cricket is also known
as the gentleman's game.
The gentleman's game. Seriously, cricket?
Yeah. These square watermelons is really
interesting, though. They're cool looking. I'm looking at a picture of them
right now. I didn't know they existed, but in Japan,
they're grown in boxes so they can fit them better
in fridges. That's a great
idea. That's so cool.
Wait, is that like, if you're growing it
in a box, it can't get bigger than the box.
So, like, is that kind of like technically, like, and it's
shaped like the box. Yeah, and they're square.
really cool. It was really cool.
Alexander Graham Bell is who invented the
telephone. Idaho is known for
potatoes. And the Victoria's Secret
Fashion Show did start in the
90s. So good job.
1999, specifically. Oh, wait, that was my little one.
Laura, thank you for playing.
Dang it. Thanks, guys. Have a great one.
You too. You too. We play you,
versus Victoria, this same time every single weekday
morning. Remember, if you want to play, just DM us at
the Jubal Show or go to the jubleshow.com.
These watermelons are so cool.
Aren't they cool looking?
We need to grow up like this in America.
I need to look now.
This is hard watermelons too in triangles.
First date of follow up.
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Avery is on the phone today for a first date follow up
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Ryder.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her
and maybe get her another date.
But first, Avery, how long has it been since you heard from Ryder?
Yeah.
Yeah, so it's been about, oh gosh, it's, it's been about two weeks since I've heard from him.
We went on this really lovely date where we went biking, like actual biking, and we went to the park and down the trail, and I was trying to play it cool.
I was having a good time, but I've got to be honest, you know, I haven't ridden a bike since an eighth grade P.E.
Um, so I definitely felt.
Aw.
Are you okay?
Oh, yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
It may have even been three times, but, um, but Ryder was so sweet.
He was a total gentleman.
He helped me up and he laughed with me.
Um, he laughed with me, not at me.
And so I thought he was super charming and that it was going well.
Uh, we sought for smoothies.
afterwards
we sat by the lake
we talked for like over an hour
it was so sweet
it was just one of those
unexpected connection moments
and he was so chill
like
writer is annoyingly
attractive and confident
and not cocky at the same
time
and when I spoke he just
he listened
I like he actually
listened to me talk about
everything, including
my really weird little
pottery side hustle that I have.
I love how excited we get when somebody
listens to us. You know that.
We hear that a lot
on these first eight follow-ups, and I mean, I
get it, but it's just
simple things, really, that get us hooked.
I know. I agree, and he
just made me feel
really cool.
Aww. And say
and, like, I
wasn't being judged even when I
crashed into that
sign. Oh, no.
I haven't had that kind of connection
in a very long time.
So it felt spontaneous
and easy
and like not forced.
And I'm not trying to plan
a wedding or anything or russ anything,
but I just want to know what happened.
Yeah. Do you know
what could have happened? I mean,
obviously it wasn't your falling because he
stuck around for a while after that.
Sounds like we don't know that for the fact, but
that would be terrible.
Did anything else happen?
Yeah, guys, I don't know, but I
The one thing I can think of is that there was
this one moment where I panicked
when a squirrel ran across the path
and I don't mean like a little panic.
I full blown free to the F out.
It was not my best moment, but I
I tried to play it off, and so I screamed at the squirrel, and we're like, not today, little demon.
Oh, he laughed.
He almost, like, he laughed.
He seemed like he wasn't weirded out, you know, almost seemed like he was taking the joke with me.
And, you know, he didn't seem like, oh, my gosh, this is a full grown adult woman having a meltdown over a squirrel on the bike path.
So, like, it was a real meltdown, not just like a, ah.
Yeah, I was not expecting that squirrel.
Okay.
Okay.
So you think maybe that's what might be the reason that you are getting ghosted is just the reaction to the little demon squirrel.
Hey, that's got to be it because nothing else happened.
Everything else went so beautifully.
I can't think of anything else that would have thrown it off.
Well, we fell off the bike also.
We'll see if that is the reason.
We'll play a song, come back, and then call him and see if it tells us why he's going.
listing you and maybe get you another day if you still want one, okay?
Okay, perfect.
All right, we'll get your first day follow up next.
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If you're just joining us for today's first date follow up, Avery is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude name writer.
So we're about to call him and see if he will tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date if she still wants one.
But first, Avery, remind us about your date.
real quick before we call him.
Sure.
So about two weeks ago, I had the most wonderful date with a guy named writer.
We went biking on a bike trail, and it was so much fun, but it was my first time biking
in many, many years.
So I did fall a few times, but he helped me back up.
And other than that, we got smoothied, and we had a really great time with a lot of great
talking.
And I have not heard from him since.
The only thing that I can think of that might have scared him off is when we were biking, a silly little squirrel ran out in front of me, and I freaked out because I don't like rodent.
But that's all I can think of.
I texted him the next day, and I thanked him for a great date, and I sent him a picture of me smiling with a smoothie a few days later to be like, oh, look, we did smoothies.
But I have gotten nothing back from him, so I'd love to see what he said.
All right. Are you ready for us to call him?
Let's do it.
Okay, here we go.
Hey, Ryder, how are you? This is the Jubell show. It's a radio show.
Hi, Ryder. I'm Nina. Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Oh, hello.
What's up? How are you? And my name's Jubal, by the way. Have you ever listened to the Jubal show?
Um, I think I have heard the show before, yeah.
Okay. Well, we're calling you today because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you.
Oh, wait. Is this about Avery?
Oh, you knew right away. Wow, that's that.
Yeah. Well, we do a segment called the first eight follow-up on our show. Maybe you already knew that, I guess.
where if you ghost somebody
and they don't know why they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask.
So yes, it is about Avery.
Oh.
Do you have a second to tell us why you're ghosting her?
Yeah, I mean, I figured this might come up eventually.
Oh, really?
What happened?
I mean, she's beautiful, like, drop dead gorgeous.
But she sent me this photo, and it was her
in, like, unicorn underwear, holding a smoothie
and doing this weak face.
I just don't, I don't know.
It was really bizarre.
I mean, I opened it during lunch at work,
and I almost choked on my tortilla chips.
So you didn't like it?
You really painted the picture writer?
It was like a six-year-old trying to be sexy.
That's what it sounded like.
It was kind of creepy.
It was creepy.
Yeah, a little bit like two, I don't know.
It's not often you hear a dude say that with getting a picture like that.
Never, actually.
Was it the unicorns that made it that way, or was it the whole thing?
It was the whole thing, but yeah, the unicorns really pushed it over the edge.
Okay.
All right, so that's the reason you're ghosting her is.
She creeped you out with trying to send you a sexy picture.
Yeah, and there was some other stuff, too.
It's like, so she calls her bed the snuggle headquarters.
You know, like that's kind of cute.
like elementary school
I mean she was also like
sniffing her smoothie and being like
mmm yummy sippy I love it
you know okay
baby talkie
okay yeah
okay
writer thank you for being honest with us
and tell us why you're ghosting her
now I'll let you know that she's actually on the phone
listening and wants to talk to you
maybe in baby talk I don't know
are you at snuggle headquarters
wait
so you
didn't like the unicorns?
For real? Like, those are sexy.
Hey, Avery.
Hi.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry. I didn't realize
that being playful is like a deal breaker
now. I mean,
it's not that you're being playful.
It's just like, I don't know.
Like, I barely knew you. And all of a sudden
I'm looking at you and like Lisa Frank Laundere
holding your smoothie.
I mean, you kind of treated it like it was a mic drop.
moment or something. I don't know. It was
weird. I was
dropping a mic. A mic
of joy and
love and body positivity
and I mean, come on, that could have been
yours. I mean,
look, you are totally a vibe
and you're very beautiful. I just don't
think I'm like your vibe.
You know, I live in
the real world. You seem to live in
like a glitter dimension
where like squirrels call
like these meltdowns and
and smoothies have feelings?
I don't know.
It's weird.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
Well, I should have mentioned
that I have a fear of rodents
and squirrels are basically rodents
because I just,
I know I was a little bit dramatic,
but it freaked me out, okay?
And I don't know what you're talking about.
Smoothie is definitely a feeling.
What does that mean?
Well, you clearly don't have feelings
or have any understanding of fun in life.
I didn't realize you were this serious.
It's such a bummer.
What does that mean?
Oh, well, he said earlier that, like, squirrels cause meltdowns and smoothies don't have feelings,
and I was just saying, whatever I do.
I don't know.
It's a little much for me.
It just feels like I'm dealing with, like, elementary school.
I don't know.
Whoa.
Writer, what would you like for a woman to send to you?
You know, just a perfect portrait and business casual, like, totally covered?
I don't know.
maybe like regular lingerie without like unicorns and glitter and stuff I don't know
okay well I guess I'll just find somebody who doesn't have emotional panic when they see sparkles
what well writer would you like another date with Avery will pay for it
no no I think I'm good she's she's one of a kind but I think we live on different planets
well that's totally fine you can have fun with a woman who likes to role play um like
They're in business meetings or church or court or something boring like you.
Wow.
Look, you can tell this movie.
I said sorry.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, you're the one who's going to be sorry when you're bored and you're wishing for unicorns
or you're wishing for something fun and sparkly because your next date is a with a girl that's totally beige.
Laughing.
Jubel's first date follow-up.
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
How would you like to have a little twin-twin twin?
Like somebody that looks exactly like you, talks like you, thinks like you, everything, like a real twin twin.
Oh.
One of when I was younger.
Maybe, yeah, maybe younger.
Maybe now, probably not, but younger.
Younger for sure, because then you could, you know, you can fool people and things like that.
Take their tests and or like vice versa.
Well, I mean, that still could happen.
But if you wanted it now, I'll tell you how.
That could be reality.
Absolutely not.
Like a 20 twin twin.
We're not just making that up out of nowhere.
Well, it's not out of nowhere.
I'll tell you where it's coming from in just a second.
But first, this is really cool.
Remember Chadwick Bozeman, Black Panther actor?
Yeah.
He passed.
Yes, he did pass.
Yeah, he did pass.
But he is posthumously receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
On November 20th, he will be receiving his star.
His widow will be the one there to actually accept the award.
And director Ryan Coogler and actress Viola Davis are going to be scheduled to speak at the event to honor him on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, I love Viola Davis.
I do too.
I think she's amazing.
Yeah.
Something else you might love.
if you're a fan of friends or know anything about friends
in the Central Perk Coffee House, it's coming.
So they've had, you know, those experiences travel all around the country.
But now there is going to be not an experience,
an actual coffee house posted up in Times Square in New York City.
Oh, why Times Square?
I feel like it's such a busy area.
But because it's a tourist trap.
So why not put it in the heart of the tourist trap?
So it'll actually be a coffee shop that's open and you can go to?
Yeah, that's open.
They're going to be so crowded.
It's going to be not going to want to go to that.
You're probably going to wait for a while
because it opens on December 5th.
So maybe December 5th, 2029.
It might be cool to get in there and check it out.
But they do plan on having a lot of friends nostalgia in there.
But it's going to be a little bit different.
It's reimagined, but it's still Central Park Coffee House.
That sounds very fun.
But when I think of that coffee house,
and I didn't fully watch all the seasons of friends.
When I think about it, I think of like just a cute,
chill coffee house.
You can go do work, hang out, talk with your friends.
that sounds like putting it in central wait putting it in Times Square
sounds like a madhouse sounds like there's a lot of people with their phones out
with their not talking to anyone barely buying coffee yeah who cares it's
Instagramable and these people are going to be making all the money off of it I guess so
that's why they're doing it they're getting their bag yeah I mean just to even be able
to afford any real estate in Times Square they need to get their back to be able to stay
in the business so true um okay well you could send your twin to go stand in line for you
and then you could just like swap.
That'd be a good thing for having a twin for a lot of things.
I don't feel good.
Go to work for me.
Black Friday.
So I don't know if you guys ever saw the show Black Mirror.
There's one episode I happened to see and it happens to be what this is.
And we've talked about it kind of before.
But there's a company that just raised $10 million to create digital AI copies of people.
So they'll be able to create someone or an AI version of a person that looks like you, sounds like you, thinks like you.
Wait, we raised $10 million to go into AI to create a duplicate of someone else.
Right.
We don't want to put that money towards curing cancer or something.
Say it louder.
Say it louder.
Bro.
Yeah.
What?
I wonder what...
Everything else has been figured out.
It's fine.
Why do we need a duplicate of ourselves?
You don't have to freeze your head.
You have a duplicate of yourself, then your head doesn't have to get frozen anymore.
You know, you can rest in peace and you're doing it.
duplicate and just go ahead and run around.
You live, you live your life and you die.
Like, you don't need to freeze anything.
Maybe not.
You know, if you could create another one of yourself and AI, maybe you can live forever.
Bro.
It is wild.
I do wonder what the motivation is.
Like, I would really like to talk to the person that, like, came up with all of this and plans on creating it.
Like, why?
Right.
They have to have a better reason than just, I want another me.
Yeah.
Right?
Maybe not.
There are some people that are like that, you know?
They're just like, there needs to be many more of me all around for people to enjoy.
and I need to be able to last forever
because this world is always going to need me.
I'm just that great.
Which is dope.
Everybody should feel that way about themselves.
So very confident and you are important
and everybody's different
and all that kind of stuff.
But honestly, like, I think if I'm not here,
time will go on.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's all good.
It will.
It will be like a different vert or like another person.
There'll be another one kind of like that, you know?
But like, I'm never like, you know what this world
is never going to want to be without this smile.
I mean.
Not technology or anything like that, but I just would want to rest.
Or like people who are super narcissistic just sit there and talk to themselves in the AI all day.
Like, how are you, man?
You're great.
I know, I'm great too.
We're both great.
I love you.
I love you too.
Yeah, I know.
That's uncomfortable.
But that is what's trending.
Why?
I kind of want one, though.
Yeah, see?
Tubal do you.
Twink, twink, twilley.
Jubles.
Dirty little secret.
Hello?
Hi.
Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
I do.
Sweet. What is it?
So I stole $1,000 for my boyfriend when I found out he was cheating on me.
Whoa.
That's all you took? Do you get in trouble?
Well, he didn't have that big of a bank balance, so I kind of, you know, did what I could.
Does he know that you stole it from him?
No.
How did you pull that off?
Well, we, a couple weeks ago, we went out with his buddies.
And, you know, you can just tell, like, there's this bartender, and she just, like, the minute we walked in, like, I just got an energy from her.
And she was kind of, like, glaring at him.
And then she kept trying to make eye contact with me.
And he was having his friends.
Like, normally he's, like, the guy who goes up in orders for everybody, but he was having his friend's orders.
So I was, like, something's off.
Like, I just, I just could tell.
and um you know we were like he's friends when they go out they get like really like messy drunk
you know like they barely remember tonight and like at some point like everybody's partying they're
having a good time he's getting super drunk he seems to like forget that she's there or whatever
and so I just go up to her and listen I was been drinking too and I like felt you know brazen I guess
and I just went up to her and I locked eyes and I said love
You said when?
When?
Yeah.
When did it happen?
Because I just knew, you know, and she knew exactly what, you know, and then, yeah, and then she's like,
it was a couple weeks ago.
Man.
I was like, okay.
How did y'all have been dating?
Two years.
Oh, dang, I'm sorry.
So sorry.
Yeah.
So, you know, in my head, I'm like, okay, how many times does this happen, like, over, like,
I didn't really get into it with her, like, how many times, like, I just.
I didn't, and we're in public, you know, I didn't want to, and in front of his friends, like, I didn't want to do it like that.
So I told him, I was tired.
I was taken off.
And before I left, he had his wallet in his, like, jacket pocket, and he had his jacket on the back of the chair.
So I took his wallet, and there was, like, an ATM nearby for his bank, and I just took out $1,000, and then I went home.
Just that easy.
All right.
And if you've not talked to him since?
I said, is he not questioned it?
Well, so the next day, like, he calls me, and he's like, oh, my gosh, we got so wasted last night.
And he's like, I can't find my wallet.
He's like, I'm worried something happened.
He told me that he had a large transaction, like bank notification.
And so I was like, oh, you remember, like, I'm like, you were feeling real generous.
And you went to the ATM and you took out $1,000.
and you bought everybody's drinks
And I was like
So then when I left I took your wallet
So that you wouldn't like make any other drunk mistakes
Oh how sweet
And then you dumped it
Yeah
I waited a couple days
Because I didn't want it to be super suspicious
But yeah I wait a couple days
And I like the stuff he had at my place
I just like boxed it all up
Through the wallet and the box
Left it on his door and was like
You've been chummy
You were done
Wow
All right, well.
Solid.
Thank you for telling us your Dirty Little Secret.
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