First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from November 19th, 2025

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

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Aw. Right? It's the Jubal Show. Well, one bride is making headlines today because of something that she's not allowing at her wedding. And it has half of the Internet saying she's the most terribleest person in the world and the other half of the internet applauding her.

It also has guests of hers saying that there is no way they're going to attend her wedding. Oh, no. Which is probably fine by her when you hear what she's done. Anyway, who is the lucky woman who gets the honor of being Bridezilla of the month? We'll tell you right after this. It's The Jubal Show. Have you seen the internet today?

It's a jubel show. If you haven't, don't worry. It's still a big, huge dumpster fire. But who is really lighting up the internet this morning? A bridezilla is taking it over today with people calling her the worst person ever. other people cheering for. What does you do?

I'll tell you in a second. But first, remember, you can always get the show at the jubelshow.com. Anything that you missed, you can always check out the podcast there and all the other stuff. Just go to the jubel show.com. But now, why is one woman taking over the internet this morning and has almost everybody angry at her? Oh. Here's the story.

It's a 28-year-old bride-to-be, and she has officially earned the internet's crown as 20-25's Most Unhinged Bridezilla. after her now viral child-free wedding manifesto leaked online. It was a manifesto for their wedding. This girl is taking it real serious. Only people I've ever known with manifestos are the people that end up in the news with three names. Right. You know? Timothy John Joseph.

Yeah. That's so true. Anyway, this Bridezilla posted her wedding manifesto on her TikTok account and according to sources, the 17 point list is titled Rules for a Perfect, Peaceful, and Picture Ready Wedding. 17? In parentheses, don't ruin this for me. Yikes. Dang.

This is her special day. The list banned anyone under the age of 16. Wow. Okay. So no children, basically. Or teenagers. I was going to say. I feel like that's, like, pretty old.

Yeah. Also bans anyone who acts like a child. That's fair. Anyone who brings childlike snacks, such as Goldfish or Gummys. Stop right now. How do you know my gummies aren't party favors? We're talking about a bride who's taking over the internet today with everybody calling her the worst woman in the world today because she's not allowing kids at her wedding and posted a wedding manifesto with a bunch of rules.

Call us up. Do you think kids should be allowed at weddings or not? 888-343106-1-8-8-8-3-1. You can also text us at 4-106-1. but the internet really lost its mind at rule number nine on her manifesto that said if you bring a child I will assume you're gifting me that child now I'll name it after my dog it's obviously a joke okay but that's funny it is funny maybe people are just taking her too seriously and she was trying to be like he family members say the bride's desire for a child

free wedding got more progressive and more intense an anonymous cousin apparently said that At first, she said she didn't want kids there. Cool, okay. Then she said the word child included anyone with a high-pitched laugh. Wow. And she banned all juice boxes. Hey. Why are you even worried about juice boxes at a wedding?

Girl, focus. She knows what she wants and she's telling everyone else about it, okay? But she's not focused. She's focusing on the wrong things. Worry about your makeup artist, not the juice box. The chaos apparently kept going when, This bride alleged that her aunt needed to leave her 93-year-old grandmother at home because she's too tiny and fragile. And she gives off childlike energy because of it.

Her 93-year-old grandma, because, you know, old people, when they get old, they kind of go back to being a child. But her grandma is too childlike to be at the wedding. Oh, my God. That's such a landlike, such a milestone for grandma. She stayed alive long enough to see you get married. I agree. But I will say I will have a time where grandma's got to leave my wedding. Why?

Why? Because I'm going to get in trouble if she sees me dancing a certain way or certain music's playing. Girl, I'm sorry, grandma. This is my wedding. Stand up to her. You're an adult now. Oh, no, not grandma. Talking about a bride who's taking over the internet today because she posted a wedding manifesto with rules on it for the people coming to her wedding so that they wouldn't ruin it for her. It included no children and ridiculous things like banning her 93-year-old grandmother because she's tiny and fragile and gives all childlike energy. Oh, my gosh, that hurts my soul. Well, grandma apparently responded and said,

tell that girl I survived three wars and five husbands. Yeah. She can't stop me from coming. Go, Grandma. Hey, Sarah? Yeah. Do you think kids should be allowed at weddings or no? Okay, so I have to call in because this is like a pet peeve of mine,

but I agree. I think kids, weddings are an adult function. Okay. And I don't understand why people, for what reason in this world you are bringing your freaking kid. But isn't it a family function? Well, no, no, no, no. It's not a family function.

Church is a family function. A reunion is a family function. A wedding is about consummation and adult things and open bars. And people always let their kids run around like banshees. And no one else can enjoy their freaking nice. I will say, you know, it's expensive. Weddings are expensive. I support the kid, Ben, just because you have to pay for a kid who's not even going to

They don't care their wedding's going on, you know? Yeah. Yeah. They're not going to be eating the chicken Marsala, and I don't want to rip my panty hose. People, the same idiots that do this are the same people that bring their kids to an all-inclusive resort and ruin it for everybody else. Wow. I'm serious. I'm serious.

I mean, it just doesn't make you like, like you said, you're going to be dancing in ways you don't want grandma to see. So why in the heck am I going to be booting someone's kid off the dance floor? Are you married, Sarah? I am married. Okay. And I have children. Oh, okay. Do you like to see them or no?

I do, and I like to also have my time away from them, which is why when you do get that, like, rare chance to dress up in a dress and go somewhere and sit amongst adults, you don't want to hear Mrs. Rachel in the background on somebody's freaking phone. You know what I mean? Or what if the kids is like the flower kid, you know? Oh, the flower girl. The flower girl.

Or the ring bear. Yeah, those ones. They walk out. And then they're walked out. They're exiting. in the building. Security will be waiting for you at the doors. Get out of here, kids. Thanks for carrying that ring. Right.

Sarah, thank you for your call. It's another jubal phone frame. Weeks day mornings on the 20s. Hello. Yes, hello. My name is Ted Debedo, and I'm calling from B. Lither, and I was looking for Rachel B. Who's having her purse cleaned with us?

Yes. Yes. This is he. Hi, Rachel. Just need to call you with a quick update. on that handbag, if you got a moment. Yeah, is it ready? Well, I'm actually calling to let you know that unfortunately something had happened and that Louis Vuitton purse is dead and that Louis Vuitton purse is gone and I'm so sorry about this. Okay, what do you mean it's dead? It's dead and gone.

It's just the term that I use when something has been ruined beyond repair and I'm so sorry. Okay, so by ruin, do you mean that? you ruined it? Well, I personally did not ruin it, but one of our employees, the one who was cleaning it, seemed to have not realized that it was a Louis Vuitton purse and somehow had thought that all of the writing on the outside of it, the ails and the Vs and whatnot. You know how Levertonne Purses have the, well, I guess you do know because it's your purse. Okay, wait, wait, so one of your employees ruined it, how?

Well, so one of our new employees, Trevor, is his name. He was cleaning the purse, and I guess he was. did not realize that the L's and the Vs on the outside were actually supposed to be there. And he was able to get it totally clean. And he got all of the L's and the Vs off the purse, thinking that somebody must have written on it. And I don't know how he came to that conclusion, honestly. I mean, it was kind of a boneheaded thing. I mean, we clean purses all the time.

And I was like, you know, Trevor, I can't believe that you, you know, cleaned off all the Lels and the purse. And the purse is now white as well because he did clean all of the leather so much that is white purse now. Oh, that this is $4,000. Perk, correct? Well, I did not know that. I was hoping it was a fake. Okay. So, nope.

I'm letting you know it is $4,000. So if I take it to you all, I am expecting it clean. If it does not come out that way, then it will be replaced. Do you understand? Yes. Well, I figured you might say that. And I do want to let you know, I was very upset with Trevor when I saw that. I had some very stern words for him.

I said, Trevor, now you're not supposed to do that. I said that straight to him. I said, what will make you think to clean the aisles and the viz off of that very expensive little talm bag? I just wanted to let you know. I did have some harsh words from him. Okay, okay. I don't care what was said. It needs to be what is done.

I see. I said, I look in straight line and I said, Trevor, that is a bad move. Excuse me. I am talking. So if you will not replace it, then my action will be to go online and I will blow up the comments about your business. and put you all out of business do you understand you will replace that or you will be out of business i am giving you two options i'm giving you two options either you agree in the next two seconds to replace my bag or in the next two seconds i am going to hang up and i'm going to take this online okay well rachel will you do me just one favor but you just hold on one second i'm just saying i'm going to get you on on on the phone with the tech and And maybe he can, you know, help solve your problem. Either can figure out a way to fix it or replace it.

Can I just place it on a brief hold? I'm really not in the meet to hold. Okay, please hold. Um, yeah, hello, this is Trevor. Are you kidding? Is this Rachel? Trevor, so here's what I'm telling you. Either you replace my bag or I will cue you.

And I will take this up online. So, yeah. You understand. I'm very sorry about what happened, but I do want to let you know that I've been fixing the bag, and it will be ready for you to pick up within the next hour, and you will not notice a thing. I'm so sorry that they called you early on that. Like I was like, hey, don't worry about it. I'll fix it.

The bag has been totally fixed, and it's all good. Okay, so when you say it's totally fixed, what do you mean? Did you or did you not scrub the LVs off? Well, the LVs are there now. I was able to take a Sharpie and put them on there. What the You grew on my bag with a sharpie? Are you absolutely out of your mind?

You know that this is a $4,000 bag. Are you kidding me? Rachel, this is actually Jubal from the Jubal show doing a phone prank on you and your husband set you up. It's a joke. What? It's a joke.

He said that you had your purse being cleaned and it was really expensive and he wanted to mess with you. Wait, what do you mean that this is a joke? This isn't real? No, it's a radio show. It's a prank phone call. Your purse is fine.

I'm literally shaking right now. Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I am about to have some words with my husband. Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks.

It's time for Nina's what's trending. The Cambridge has just announced its dictionary's word of the year, and it's inspired by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Wood? But I have. I mean, I actually heard this word used at all. So it'll be interesting to see if you guys can guess what it is when we get to that point. But first, smart earrings are now a thing.

This is going to be the world's smallest wearable smart device. So it's exactly what you think it is. It's $250. You put it on your ear. But it's cool because it can track your sleep, your cycle, your blood flow. That's not what I thought it was. What did you think it was? I don't know.

I kind of thought it was more of like a sending tech, kind of like airpons. but earrings. So that way you can listen to music, you can hear text messages. No, this one's like for your health. Oh, that's nice. It's tracking you. They say because of its location

being so close to your brain, it's actually going to be able to give you instant insight into how your blood flow affects your energy focus and mental clarity. That is kind of interesting. That is pretty cool. Because if you can hack yourself and know how to make yourself the most productive,

that's kind of cool. I mean, kind of. I feel like I'm not a very, my mental clarification tools are not really there to begin with, so... I just wouldn't want to wear the same earring all the time. Also, is it gold or is it silver? Is it going to match to my jewelry?

I mean, not to see that girl, but if it's a diamond, I mean, we're cool. We can wear that every day. You know, you got those diamonds, and she says, that's everyday wear. You get that super back so it never falls out. That's what we're about. In other news, we all may be able to have a new kind of pet in our houses,

and research is saying that raccoons are looking like it's going to be it. Oh, I bet is a raccoon. No. Why? Raccoons are evil. Not her raccoon. Hers is really cute. Just wait.

And very sweet. They all have rabies. Not all, doble. And they all want to eat you. Not all of them. They are yours. They are very mischievous though. They have like little masks on.

But the weirdest part about all of this is, is the study that's calling raccoons the new pet is because their faces are starting to evolve and look cuter. And so the cuter they get, I guess this happened with like mice and stuff over time. they started to look cut which makes them more likely to be a pet or something that you would want in your home. They're little evil changelings.

Physically changing. Shapeshifters. What is your problem? They're shaping into something cute so you won't think that they're going to bite you in your sleep. They're like,

maybe we can get into their house if our faces look different and then they're magical so they can do that. And then they'll attack you when you're asleep. Well, I bet you're not going to get anything over on me.

I don't know what you did to raccoons to make them scared. I was tormented by a raccoon for an entire three years of my life. Are you serious? Yes. There was this huge raccoon

I used to live in the back of this guy's house You know And every time I had to walk out of the house To go to work I would have to walk down his little walkway And go out the gate And there was always this huge raccoon That would lumber down the street It looked like a bear

And every single morning When I had to leave And it was very early in the morning He would always go into the bush Right by where I had to open the gate Oh No not aw I'm like waiting to attack me

So I always had to like kick the door open And then jump over where the bush was and run to my car. Maybe you just really wanted to be your friend. You wanted to play. No. No, they're evil creatures. And then I had the other raccoon that stole my slide out of my house.

That one is funny. Also, kind of on you for leaving your doggy door open. So, that's funny. He's like, look, I'm cute. Keep me. She was like, get out of here. Oh, that's kind of cute. He comes and eats my dog's food in front of him and then just stares my dog down while he eats the food slowly.

Like, that's not quite. behavior. Your dog. Yeah. I don't let my dog out, you know, because he'll probably just backhand him. While he eats his food. That's so sad, but your dog also

is like a bigger kind of dog, so you think like he would do something. He's like a pointer, aren't they supposed to be? He's a Doberman. Oh, Doberman. Pincher. He watches it. He watches it happen. He's supposed to be scary, but I mean, even if he was a huge scary pipple, I wouldn't put him up against a record.

raccoons have knives I know they have them in there somewhere they're reaching their fur with that little hand and they'll pull out a knife I don't trust them so Jouble's not going to have a raccoon anytime soon nope meanwhile they've got a parasocial attachment to them that's the word of the year perisocial do you like how I used it? Parasocial attachment

Parasocial is Cambridge Dictionary's word of the year and it's inspired by Taylor and Travis Kelsey because what it means is it's that one-sided bomb that people form with celebrities or people that they don't really actually know, but they become obsessed with. So, like, Victoria has a parisocial attachment to Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah. Not rude. I mean, kind

of, but, like, that sounds weird. Tate McCray, then. Oh, yeah, you do have a pariscial attachment to her. I love Tate McCray. And that's okay. You can't convince me any of. There's actually nothing wrong with it. There's just actually a term for it now, and it's parosocial. Yeah, it just feels weird, so I do feel weird having a name. But also, it's pair of. It's two words again, they put together? No, it's para. P-A-R-A-S-S-S-S-S-O-E-R-A,

Parasocial. That sounds like para in Spanish. So like that still feels like not a word. Okay. If you're parisocial, can you have a placard to park in a special spot? Maybe. Hey, I'll take it now. I'll take it.

Ask Cambridge, you'll send you one. At a concert? Wait. How fun. Okay. Oh my gosh. I think I like it now. That's what's trending.

That's not what it means, though, but that's okay. First date of follow up. Powered by the advocate's injury attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com. Trevor is on the phone today for our first date of follow. follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Ella, so we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But first, Trevor, how long has it been since you heard from Ella?

It's been a couple of months, actually. Whoa. And you still want to get a hold of her? I can't stop thinking about her. What do you guys want to want, you know? You know, the heart wants what it wants. Well, tell us about your date with Ella. Look, I'll keep it real simple.

You know, we were kind of just being texting and flirty and stuff, and she invites me over to this like game night kind of situation with their friends, right? And it was super cozy. There were candles with snacks, about, you know, everyone was in sweats. It was something really nice. I really enjoyed it. And, you know, I thought I was a gentleman.

I brought out a bottle of wine and my kind of like funny but chill kind of energy. You guys know how all that goes. Right, right, right. That's pretty much it. Yeah, like her friends are super nice to me, except it's one guy who kept winning everything. Like he was born inside of a deck of Luma cards,

but that's for that. mid-hads up I accidentally blurted out one of the answers that I wasn't supposed to to stay like total rookie move right everyone booed laughed it off okay chill but I can tell Ella looked like

how can I say like mildly disappointed like I broke some I don't know some sacred board game code I accidentally did it twice I'm so stupid but I mean I just also I know it's an innocent mistake you know it can happen but she's probably feeling like the guy

brought to Game Night is the one that's going to ruin Game Night. Right. I know, but listen, none of us are getting out of this thing alive anyway. You know, have a laugh and move on. Totally, totally. After that, like, felt fine and felt chill, you know, again, back to laughing, sitting close. We're all cozy. You know, her knee was touching mind and all that.

I left thinking, sweet, game night boyfriend material. Yeah, you got some reaction. Yeah, like. That's a sign. And then that's the part, well, listen, that's the part that I'm confused about. like after that done the radio silence nothing i texted her the next morning nothing and i truthfully i still can't figure out what it is like did i embarrass her but what the hell happened do her friends not like me i don't i just don't get it yeah that does feel weird so yeah and i thought

okay you know she just it didn't work out it's not meant to be so hopefully i thought i would have moved on from it but i just can i'm still thinking about her and i feel over a month and you're still thinking about it. Yeah. I mean, whenever she was giving you radio silence, though, did you think about, like, oh, let me just try texting, like, hey, what's up? Well, I did, but that's what I'm saying.

She didn't respond to me. Like, she ghosted me. Okay. So do you think it's, you blurting out the thing at the board game? That's the reason she's ghosting you? I mean, I think that's a dumb reason to go someone, but sure, that's the situation I have that came to mind.

That could be a reason. Do they take games really serious? like was that did it feel like high competitive level not even because like her friends were laughing it was just her she just looked bugged out of nowhere and i don't understand what the hell it was yes i guess it was that but that's weird all right well we'll see what it is we'll play us on come back and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date okay all right good luck we'll get your first day follow up next keep you up at night. Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician. And I'm

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Let's celebrate the power of podcasting and your place in it. Enter now at iHeartpodcastawards.com. Right in the middle of your first day, follow-up, if you're just joining us, Trevor is on the phone, and he's getting ghosted by Ella. So in a second, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But before we do that, Trevor, why don't you refresh our memory about your date real quick? Yeah, pretty much.

I'll keep it real simple. I went out on this date with this girl called Ella. I really liked her. I went to her house. We had a nice little game night with her friends, cozy, snacks and stuff. I kind of may be f***ed up. I blurted out a couple of answers. I shouldn't have blurted out and maybe spoiled half of the game.

But, hey, everybody else was laughing. She's the only one who seemed bothered by it. And that's it. I texted her the next morning. I haven't heard from her. Ghosted. And I want to really try to reach out to her again. That has been over a month.

All right. You ready for us to call her? Go for it. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Ella, please? This is she. Hey, Ella, how are you?

This is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Ella, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. My name's Jubal. What's up? Hi, I'm good. This is cool.

What's going on? Do you listen to the show? I do, yeah. Sweet, thank you. Have you ever heard a first day follow-up before? Yes. Great. Sweet.

How excited would you be to know if I was. I was calling you because of that. I would be a little nervous. You know, that's the segment where if you go on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an email about you, Ella.

From who? You want to take a guess? Um, okay, I don't know that I ghosted anyone recently. Have you gone on a date with anybody and just, like, didn't talk to him again? I mean, yes, I've definitely, done that, but the last day I went on was Josh, but

I don't think that I think that was like a mutual ghost. Okay, he goes both goes to each other. It's not Josh and it has been a while since this date. Think back to like over a month ago. Over a month ago. Mm-hmm. Game night.

Oh my gosh, this is for Trevor. Yes, it is. Trevor emailed us, told us all about your date said he really liked you. He's been thinking about you for over a month and you ghosted him and he wants to know why. Would you mind telling us? Oh, my gosh.

This is embarrassed. Okay, yeah, I will tell you about it. Okay. It was really weird, honestly. We were at this game night, right? It's my friend's house. And he keeps referring to my friend's dog. And he's like, hey, little dude.

He says it like 50 times, little dude. It's not a dog. What is it? It's a ferret. He thought it was a dog. These are so cute. I know. They are so cute.

But they're very different than dogs. And he was, seeing it like a dog. He was like petting it and saying, like, oh, what a cute little puppy. He thought that ferret was a dog. Yes. Did you correct him? I don't know that I necessarily was like, it's a ferret. I feel like it was like self-explanatory.

It's one thing to like, oh, he's calling the ferretto dog, ha, ha, ha. But he was trying to feed it. And ferrets have really sensitive tummies. And I felt like I was being like really clear like, hey, don't feed it. And he just kept coming back to him like, this is a cute little dude. He needs to eat. Like, it was so odd, too. Like, why was he doing this puppy voice all night?

It's, like, one thing, like, when you first see the animal, but all might. And, like, my friends are watching the whole thing, and, oh, it was just so embarrassing. Okay, so the ferret that he thought was a dog is the reason that you ghost of him. Yes. My friend even pulled me aside and was like, hey, can you get this guy to stop? And I asked him, and he was just so cute. Yeah. puts me in an awkward position.

And I was like, I don't want to go out with someone who doesn't have any social He is honestly I can't recognize a fair from a dog All right Well, thank you for telling us why you're ghosting him Yeah, of course Well, I don't know if you forgot or not But Trevor is on the phone listening and wants to talk to you

Yeah Oh yeah I definitely Okay, Ella Yes That is absolutely ridiculous It has spur I could have swore

I thought it was a dog Oh my God I'm sorry It was a ferret It's like a pool noodle With teeth I don't understand And so you just

Don't want to see me anymore Because of that I mean Ella Look I was enjoying my time If it bothered you so much Why didn't you just tell me That it was a ferret I just assumed you wouldn't know

I didn't want to make you feel stupid Well you're making me feel stupid now Well I don't the one who called into a radio show about a dog ferret. I called about you because I miss you and I have a, I had a good time with it. I want to see you again. Chairman, we went on one date and we can go on a second date.

If you get over this whole dog ferret thing, look, I can work on it. It takes a second for me to go to a dog part and work on my dog spotting capabilities. What? You're going to bring flashcards to the dog park? If that's what it takes. to get a second Ella date, I'm in.

That's very sweet, but why would I want to go out with someone who doesn't know what a dog and a ferret is? Well, because he knows now, like lesson learned, it's not going to happen again. Ferrets are ferrets, dogs are dogs. Like, I get it now. Trevor, I don't want to have to be your teacher.

You should have learned that in grade. Well, you're my teacher anyways because you're teaching me now, and I learn. Better late than never, right? Trevor, you're hot, but maybe you need a little more life experience before you can try to bond with another species. Ella, would you like another date with Trevor? We'll pay for it. Um, not yet.

Ella, Ella, they just offered a free date. If you don't want to go, I'll go off with the ferret, but I need that. I want a free date. Oh, so you only want it because it's free? No, I don't want it because it's free. I mean, yeah, of course, that's too, but it's because it's with you. Man, you get to, between you and your ferret, I don't know, it's kind of hard to please you guys, and why am I liking it?

Why am I turned on right now? Oh. Wow. Ella, did you see what you just did? You just cracked a laugh. People who don't like people, don't do that. I don't laugh when I don't like someone in front of me. I was just laughing because it was ridiculous what you said.

See, when you said that, you were smiling. I can hear it. I just saw you. and you're smiling right now. I see you. Come on, Ella. One more date. I promise you no animal species will be mixed up.

What do you think, Ella? As long as we don't go to a zoo, I'm in. Really? Wow. Okay. Trevor, congratulations. You got another date. There you go.

Persistence pays off. Thank you, guys. Ella, I'll be seeing you soon and not at the zoo. See you, too. Juba's first date follows. Good morning. Can I take your order? Can I get a tall try? I got a large black coffee.

A what? Large black coffee. Do you mean a venti? No, I mean a large. He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you got. Venti is large. No, Venti is 20. Danny.

Yeah. Large is large. In fact, Toll is large, and Grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages. It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. you versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez and a game of trivia for

Louis Tomlinson tickets, so call us up if you want to play 888-38-3431061, 888-3431061. You can also DM us at The Jubal Show or go to the Jubal Show.com. If you think that you can crush Victoria's hopes under the mighty heel of your superior intellect, turning her correct answers to dust and stomping off holding the trivia of Trophy of trivia High over your head while Victoria clings to your ankles being drugged through the sands of defeat

Are you done? I messed that up a little bit but Yeah, tripped over yourself didn't she was tripped over the sand of feet, huh? This is to get the visual I just kind of see you're getting dragged away Are you serious?

Well, they stomp off with the trivia over there That's not really! I was like, it's mine! All right if you want to play you for Victoria we'll play right after this. It's the Jubal Show. What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

No. Not even. I didn't say that. It's like, why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's almost, there's time, I'm sorry, very confused right now just in general. The studio, our studio is so hot. It really is. Right now, like I'm sweating. I'm in a wife-beater right now.

I have to take off my sweatshirt because it's so hot. Yeah, the layers are coming off. I don't know what happened. It's a lot. Anyway, it's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance to take on. Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Louis Tomlinson tickets

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Tomlinson tickets. But also you'll get crushed by me. What am I saying? I don't know. Do you feel confident today? What's up? I've had a good amount of coffee, but I call these an app. Oh, balance. Let's see who this is. Hello. It's the Jubal show. Hey, can I play a trivia? Absolutely. What's your name?

You're crushed in trivia? My name's Nick. Nick. All right, sweet Nick. Are you ready to take on Victoria? Sweet Nick. All right. Here we go. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know one. Just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win, okay? Sounds good.

This is going to be a train wreck, by the way. The studio is seriously so hot. Like we're sweating in here, and so I don't, Victoria's brain is probably fried more than normal. So, Nick, we're going to do our best. Wherever you are, I'm sure it's more comfortable than where we're at right now. But here we go. Your 30 seconds starts now. What is the term for a piece of music for one performer or instrument?

I don't know. Pass. Which ocean borders the east coast of the United States? Oh, it's solo. Which what? Which ocean borders the east coast of the United States? Atlantic. Which farm animal gives us wool.

Gives us what? Wool. A sheep. True or false, flying squirrels cannot actually fly. False. Okay, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on, Nick, can you name all eight of Santa's reindeer?

Ooh. Dancer, Prancer, Rudolph. No, I can't. No? Victoria, can you name all eight of Santa's reindeer? Rudolph, Blitzen. You don't know the song? On Dasher, on dancer, on Prancer.

Prancer. It's a trick question. There's nine reindeer. You serious? Yeah. Oh, there is nine. Dash or dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Bliton, and, of course, how could you forget the most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph.

And Santa, so technically, he's on Rudolph. He's not a reindeer. Yeah, I need that now. It is hot here, as you will say it. Wait, but I want to point out, as someone who really likes to be outside in, like, in 100-degree weather, you were so dramatic a minute ago took your sweatshirt off and you're like I'm sweating out here right now

I do I like hot weather outside not stuffy the AC is pumping weird humid hot air for some reason inside It is weirdly humid too Yeah it is it's like sticky Jubel's tattoos are fully exposed Yes they are it is sticky and gross in here

Dang. Anyway. Sorry, Nick. Nick, thanks for listening to us wine. Good. Great venting. Victoria, you have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know when just say pass. And you have to be Nick outright to win.

And Nick, you can tell Sticky Vicky when to go. Hey, really? Nice. Why? It's cute. Turn up the heat. Oh, she's taking it on. All right.

What is the term for a piece of music for one performer or instrument? What is it? A sheet? Sheet music? Which ocean borders the east coast of the United States? Yikes. Atlantic. Which farm animal gives us wool? Might be Pacific. Sheep. True or false?

No. Yes. I'm sorry. True or false? Flying squirrels cannot actually fly. True. They glide. Who is known as the king of football? yikes. Give me a second. Tom Brady? I don't know. I guess I should say football. Let's send it over. So soccer?

Messy. That's a better question. Send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer, Gabby. So I'm not going to lie, I got a little distracted, Nick, when you were going because Jubal was like fanning himself. Oh, it's dramatically. He got three. Did he get three? Are you serious? I know he got three, but I wasn't sure.

All right. So Nick got three. I mean, I get it. And Victoria also got him. three. Nick, that means you win. Congratulations.

A tie goes to you. Good job, Nick. Yes. You got Louis Thomason tickets just for playing too. Right on. Yeah. All right,

let's get the answers now with Nina. Thank you. Have a great day. A term of music. Absolutely, you too. Thank you. A piece of music for one performer

or instrument is called a solo. The Atlantic. Are you serious? That's not right. The term for a piece of music for one performer instrument. Sheet music. A piece of music?

You should have said the sound. I'm thinking like pieces. Crazy hill to die. Okay. Well, the Atlantic Ocean borders the East Coast. Sheep are the animals that give us wool. It is true. Squirrels cannot fly. They glide.

Yeah, they do. And then Pele. Pele is the king of football. Really? Yeah. I'm lost. Nick, congratulations. Thank you for playing, man. When are you found? I don't. Thank you guys.

Yep. We play you versus Victoria at this same time. Every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just DM us at the jubel show. Or go to the jubleshow.com. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the jubel show. Mike is on the phone today for to catch a cheater.

And he thinks that his girlfriend of two years, Christina might be messing around. So we'll see if we can help him out in a second. When we call her and try to find out if she is cheating, Mike, sorry you have to come on the show this way, but why do you think Christina might be cheating? Hey, guys. Thank you. I'm kind of a mess over this. I really appreciate it and kind of help you give me.

So me and Chris, we've been together about two years, and we've lived together for about a year. And it's great most of the time, you know, we fight like any other couple. But to be honest, they give in usually because my parents fought like crazy and that ended in a really bad divorce when I was younger. So I don't want to deal with anything like that. And she's a great woman. And I want to, she's always wanted to go to the Bahamas, okay? So I work hard. I've got a good job, but I wanted to make some extra money.

And I have one part-time job. And then a friend told me about how he dooredash and I would spend money and it's not too difficult. So I started doing that. And it's true. It has been, it's been great. Like, it's kind of fun, to be honest with you. And so the other night, like last week, I got a job where I had a brim of pizza. said to our hotel.

And when I made the delivery, you know, they go right upstairs and they're used to us by now. And I knocked on the door and the guy opens the door and he takes a pizza. And I hear a woman's voice on the inside go, oh, great, I'm hungry and fawny, perfect timing. And I swear it was Christina. Oh, no. I swear it was her voice.

And I almost turned it around and went back in and knocked on the door. but what if I'm wrong, right? What if it's not her? I look like an idiot. And who knows how that could blow up? Where did she tell you she was that night? You know, she works nights a lot. You know, she's in public relations and they have events

and convention centers, even hotels sometimes, you know, the conference room and stuff like that. So it's not odd for her to not be around at night. And I don't know what to think. Well, before that moment, did you have any idea in your head or feeling that something was going on? No, not really. No, it's really been great.

That's why I want to get her this trip to the Bahamas so badly because I'm in love. Like, I'm totally in love. And I don't want to, I don't want to accuse her of anything, right? But I'm at the point to talking with my boys about it, and it's like, I've got to know. I can't just keep going on like this. Did you ask her about anything else?

Like, is she spending more time with friends? Like, is she being weird towards you intimately? Like, this, this was weird because that night I brought food home with me. And she actually said, no, I'm good. I had pizza at work. Oh. Okay. Literally like a one-two punch, right?

Yeah. I'm kind of sicking and son and driving home. And I just moved here. So, you know, it's like kind of felt like a fresh start, kind of, you know, after having been sent through another breakup not too long ago, really, a few years back. And I figured this was going to be great. And then this, I didn't know where it feels like to me.

Really, really thought things were going well. We'll see if we can help you out. You already told us what grocery store, she's a rewards card member at, so we'll call, pretend to be from the grocery store, and say that every single month, one of our rewards card members gets a free gift from us, and it's flowers delivered from our Florida department,

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so we're about to call her and pretend to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards card member at and say that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free gift from us and its flowers. delivered from our Florida department and we'll see if she sends those to her boyfriend Mike or to somebody else but first Mike why don't you break down your situation for us again real quick I was delivering a pizza one night doing part-time job for DoorDash to try to save money to bring my my beloved girlfriend on her

dream trip to the Bahamas and I could swear I heard her voice in the hotel room after a guy answered the door saying oh great I'm hungry and horny perfect timing I'm okay I mean a lot of people but Yeah. All right. Mike, are you ready for us to call her? Yes, sir. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, this is Corbel calling from B.

I was looking for our rewards card member named Christina B. This is she? Hi, Christina. How are you? Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations. and thank you very much for being such a loyal customer. You're this month's big winner. Okay. Every single month, we choose one rewards member who gets a free gift from us,

just our way of saying thank you. You've just won 36 long-stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's a $316 value. Okay. All I would need from you is, I'm ready to go. The first and last name of the person you want to send them to, anything that you might want to put on the card

and the address and then we'll be good to go. Okay. Let's send them to Danny. Got it. Okay. And do you want to put anything on a card to Danny? Oh, okay. So I can leave a like a card message.

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Why don't we say sorry about the extra room charges. we got messy. What can I say? Okay. I won't ask any questions, but that's funny. Yeah, the best question.

I knew it. I knew it. Christina, I literally cannot believe this. Christina, this is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. Yeah, hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name's Jubal, and that's your boyfriend, Mike.

Wait. Go ahead, Christina. What? What? What are you going to say? You got a little messy? Wait. Yeah, I mean.

We do a segment on the show. Christina called to catch a cheater, wherever you think you're a significant other. Might be messing around. You see who they send flowers to, so. Okay. Well, what? You think I'm, like, cheating on you?

Girl, you just got a hot. You're a big girl. You're a big girl. Go ahead. Talk. Talk. Go ahead. Explain what you just said.

You got a little messy in a hotel room with another guy? It was about an event. I don't even know. What are you doing right now? I don't, like, this is a part of my job. I work in PR. We work really late. This is literally, I was, I told you that we had an event last month.

Oh. And that's, Danny, I work with Danny. What? Yeah, okay. There was no event at the hotel, Christina, I checked. It was dead. And not only that, the front desk guy said it was a full night. Okay, well, you, what are you talking about?

You don't, what hotel are you talking about? What am I talking about? What am I talking about? You tell me what I'm talking about. I don't understand what the hell you're saying right now. Oh, you know what I'm saying. And then Canadian bacon and pineapple on a pizza? Who else ordered is that? And why was there only one buy if it's for an event, if it's for your co-workers, as you like to say? Whole work is my ass. Okay. You've got nothing to say, right? You've got nothing to say. I mean, I think that we can talk about this, not on the radio. Like, this is crazy. okay great so we'll talk about it later if you'd like but why not right now what are you afraid of i'm not afraid of anything this is this is insane me neither like the fact that you literally call a radio station to try and frame me for cheating on you like this is this is crazy i didn't know what else you do christina but did you cheat on him i didn't cheat on you

Oh, my God. What did you do? That did not sound confident at all. No. What does she didn't even mean? What? Girl. Okay, so there was a line potentially cross, is what you're saying?

There was maybe a boulder cross, but it's not like it was a big deal. Like, it really wasn't anything. And honestly... Oh, really. Oh, really. It wasn't a big... I should have listened to my brother. I swear, I should have listened to my brother.

I'm hungry and horny. You're amazing. You're amazing. But when he met you, he didn't like it. And I let it go. I let it go. I'm sorry. You know why?

Because I'm a f***ing idiot. That's why. Listen, I'm sorry. We can talk about it. It happened one time. And like, it's not that big of a deal. Like, a really... You're like Merrill Street.

You're amazing. You're really amazing. You play like this... All right. Let's stop with the insults, okay? You want a monologue? No, stop with the insult. Are you kidding me?

Guys, I didn't going to be a pretty nice. right now. This is why I wanted to do it in front of people. Because I knew if it was in front of your friends or if we were by ourselves, you're just going to deny it and you're going to turn it into something else like you're trying to do right now. I'm just saying that this is insane behavior.

Well, you just said that you cheated, but it's not a big deal. That feels kind of insane to me. Listen, sweetheart, you haven't seen insane behavior. I'm telling you right now. Like, yeah. Listen, I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. You could be sorry in your own apartment.

I mean, when you get home, pack your f*** bags and be out, be gone. I'm going to stay by my brothers for a couple of nights. And when I come back, I don't want you there, okay? The lease is in my name. You understand. Oh, wow. You're just kicking me out. Oh, wow.

Yeah. I'm picking you out. But I'm giving you time. I'm giving you time. You can take a couple of days. You have my number. You just text me and tell me when you're done. I had no idea that you were so judgmental.

I had no idea that you were so judgmental. what you're doing? What? Guys, is it me? No. No, definitely not. Christina, let me just tell you, I got thousands of dollars saved up

to take you to the Bahamas, and I can't wait to find someone else to bring to the Bahamas instead of you. Wow. Really? The Bahamas? You know how much I wanted to go to the Bahamas. Oh, I do.

I do. That's why this will be so much fun. Oh, my God. Yeah, well, maybe you should have thought of that before you had a pizza with everything on top. With your boy, Danny. Yikes. And you know what?

Your friend Alyssa's kind of cute. Maybe she'll want to come to the Bahamas for me. Okay, well, no, we don't have to be that petty. Petty. You're disgusting. The jubel shows to catch a cheater. The whole idea is to share recipes, like, go back and forth, like tag each other. Did you not see my video that I posted to start this?

I did, but you didn't bring any in for us, so I liked it. So you blocked her on social media because she didn't bring in soup? I took my like back. That's what happened last week when we checked in with the show. A lot of drama around soup. Taking my legs back. There are more soup drama you'll find out today when we'll check in with the Jubal show and see what's going on in our lives.

Right after this, it's the Juble Show. This is a dope show. This is a dope show. Remember down to rock and back again. Your heart is true. You're a pal and a confidavit. Ready? And if you do a party,

Invited everyone. Pull off the mic just a little. You would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say Thank you for being a friend. Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters and the Jubal show is no different

Why it's the Jubal show with your drunk aunt Nina. Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. Hi. And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our window from time to time to ask you for alpaca, Wool Smith can rehearse slam poetry in our living room, our social media producer, Gabby. Hello, hello.

And the newest member of the show, the hip divorcee who loves his track suits and his college-aged daughter. Our new producer, Freeze. Hello, hello, hello. And then there's me, I'm Jubal, and this is the Jubal Show, and this is the time week where we check in and see what's going on in our lives. And Nina, what's up with you this week? Said hip divorcese. No. Oh, man, I wasn't ready for that.

But, okay, yay. Welcome, Freeze. Thank you. You guys, I'm attracted to somebody I have never been attracted to before. Do tell. It is crazy. So I've been re-watching Stranger Things to get ready for season five. I'm scared.

David Harbour. Jim Hopper. Huh. If you watch the show, the guy that plays Jim Hopper, he's the dad. He's not, yeah, he's the dad. And he's like, not your normal, like, oh, dang. you're hot, but it's like every stage of Hopper I'm like super into all of a sudden.

You need to get a glow up in season four. But it's like not even like his looks. It's just like Jim Hopper is the guy that handles it. He makes, he protects you from demigorgans. He's out here making sure that, you know, no kids are left behind. He's fighting with fire. Like he has an answer for

everything. And he's just like this tortured soul, but he can just handle everything and you can tell he's got a big heart. So it's like, it's a character. I get that. But it's these traits. that I'm finding myself really attracted to. So you're trying to find your real life, Jim Harper. Jim Harper.

Hopper. Harper. Yeah. Like, the guy that just says, I can and takes care of you. That is what I want. So watching... I will listen to you. Like, do this.

I can and we'll do that for you. Not like that exactly. Like, know what I want or like know what I mean, you know? She wants to say Android. No, it's real. Anyway, I don't know. It's been making me feel weird. really excited to watch strange things every day.

Victoria, what's up with you this week? I gave my mom a heart attack this morning because I was freaking out. You gave your mom a heart attack? Yes. And mind you, it's because it was like at 4 o'clock in the morning, but I started freaking out because I thought I was losing my memory already and I mean, I'm only 25. Like that's supposed to come like later in life, I thought.

But I started getting really scared because I got a voice message or a voicemail on my phone this morning about my car being stolen. And I was like, oh my gosh, I don't remember my car being stolen. And apparently it got stolen in 2024 until I freaked out. And I was like, oh my gosh, I'm with my memory. So then I call my mom.

And I was like, Mom, I don't remember my car being stolen. She goes, did your car get stolen? I was like, no, but in 2024, like I got a message saying it did. Call it 4 o'clock in the morning from you being like, I would be more concerned, less concerned about your memory if I remember my daughter on. Right now. Four o'clock in the morning. I just realized I don't remember my car being stolen a few years ago.

Remember that? It did sound like I was on something. I promise I wasn't. But I was really freaking out because of this voicemail that I got. And then I realized I think it's just the wrong number. Did you check like an old voicemail? No, I got one this morning. And it was from a guy saying that the guy who stole my car just said that I let him borrow it.

And so I was freaking out going like, oh my gosh, who did I get my car to? When did my car gets stolen? Did they find your car ever in 2024? I think they did because I have it now. Oh, wow. So what Twilight Zone is that? Now you got two cars, maybe. Now I have two cars.

I have to go to this guy's hearing. but yeah. Oh, look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by. Gabby, what's up with you this week? Hey, I, yeah, I've been crying a lot. I'm eight months pregnant. And, yeah, I just, everything makes me cry now. It's pretty insane.

I went to say good night to my dog last night. And I like, I went to tuck him in. And when he, like, looked up and he saw me, he kind of did like a sleepy little tail wag. And I was like, oh, it's so cute. And you ride your tail when you see me. Like, that's so sweet. It's so sweet.

It's so sweet. It's so weird. I also cried the other day about how my belly button looks. It was so weird. My husband was like, why are we crying about our belly button? It looks so weird. It used to be so cute. I know you're excited to welcome in your new baby.

child to the world but on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate pregnancy oh I don't know for for me like 10 is 10 the best yeah for me I would say probably like a three I mean I haven't really enjoyed a whole lot of it sounds accurate to be honest it seems like it would not be that enjoyable I know that the process and everything is beautiful but yeah it seems like it would not be enjoyable I get a little bloated and I'm upset and don't get me wrong I'm very I'm grateful, extremely grateful, very excited, but wow, it is hard. You don't even have to push anything out, Jubal. Producer Freeze, what's up with you?

For me, I just moved into town, and so last weekend was my first weekend in my new apartment, which I loved. And then Monday, I came to work for the first time, drove here, and looked up drive-through baristas. And came up to the window and looked over, and there was a naked woman giving you. me my coffee and I was blown away by that that's new to me and a great way to be welcomed to a new city you just found a coffee place where they're wearing little or nothing basically nothing and eye level okay so elevated eye level it was very awkward are you sure this wasn't like planned yeah I'm a big Dutch brothers fan and I went looking for Dutch brothers and there was nothing around and I was looking for a drive-thru.

I found the nearest drive-thru. It was like three miles away and had no idea of walking. We're like, well, if I can have some Swedish bros, I mean, it was very awkward, very awkward. What's up with you, too? Well, what's up with me this week is I'm a little bit of a trendsetter. Everybody knows

that. And I wanted to put some people on to something that is out there that's really cool and you should totally check out. I don't know if anybody has ever heard of these guys before. They're called the Jonas Brothers. And they have a Christmas special out of Very Jonas Christmas. I've never been into the Jonas Brothers. Like, I don't know much about them.

You know, other than the bonus Jonas, that's my dude, right? But also, I don't really know much about them other than that. But my girlfriend wanted to watch a very Jonas Christmas. And I was like, sure, I'll check it out. By the end of it, though, I'm sold. I get why. Those guys are so likable. Yeah, they are.

The movie is great, by the way. What's it on? Disney. I don't know. Yeah, Disney is what you have. It already came out on Disney. I'm happy. I am so happy.

If you want a movie to watch for the movie. the holidays, a very Jonas Christmas is very good. Also, I want to figure out how to be adopted into that family. I want to be a Jonas brother after watching it. Those guys are dope. You could do it. Bonus Jonas Jonas. They're very likable, very funny, you know. Yeah.

This Jonas. I'm thinking that maybe one of them will adopt me and then I could be the oldest Jonas. So there's the, you know, the bonus Jonas, I can be the oldest Jonas. Well, so I'm thinking one would adopt me. There already is an old one, right? What?

Yeah. Is he the oldest, he's the oldest one. Just Kevin, Nick, Joe, and Frankie is the bonus. I know now. I'm into it, man. I'm a Joe bro fan. You're really nice. Yeah.

But they don't have any sons. Like, they all have daughters, you know? And so I'm like, they probably want a son. One of them could adopt me. But I don't want Nick to adopt me. Why? He's like too put together. I feel like he'd be too strict of a dad.

He does. You know, like you'd have to get to bed on time with that dude. Who do you want to be your dad then? Joe. Joe? Yeah. That dude likes to party. You've thought about all of this already.

That's so scary about it. Joe's the kind of guy that would walk in on you and you'd have a joy in your room and you'd be like, all right, man, let me sit you down and teach you how to do this, you know? So I think maybe I want him to be my dad. So basically I decided that I want Joe Jonas to be my dad.

You know, that's very possible. I think you just need to hit him up, you know? Oh my gosh. The day after Jubal walks in, he goes, Victoria, don't worry, I already looked up, they're not dating in real life. I was like, who are you talking?

Joe Jonas's love interest on the movie or Jonas Christmas. Yeah, I was like, oh well because all their other partners are in are these two dating so i spent way too long going down the rabbit hole to find out if he was dating the girl that he's love interest is in the movie and they're not by the way don't worry about it they're not it's a real movie yeah it's a real movie it's like acted like fully like a real movie i don't know why i was just picturing like a concert with christmas songs yeah come on it is a christmas classic yes my bad on the jonas

brothers yeah it's time for nina's what's trending the pickup line May I Meet You is trending, big time. May I meet you? So if you hear that, there's an origin story to it. It's actually pretty funny. I'm going to tell you the origin story to, may I meet you, because you may be hearing it a lot more in the streets in just a minute. But first, Martha Stewart, she's really doing it.

I got to give Martha Stewart a lot of credit. She is definitely icon level. She is in her 90s now, I think. She's that old? Holy cow. No, she's not. She's got to be 80. Late 80s, double check my words.

But anyway, she looks great. 84. 84. Dang. I rounded up. So. I rounded up. I'm sure she appreciating me.

But she looks so good. But she's just teamed. She just, well, even for 84. Are you kidding me? She does. Yeah, I didn't think she was 84. I didn't think she was that old. No, you do a deep dive.

And if you look at younger Martha Stewart, she was so hot. And like, she's still hot. Just to show you crafting, man. Keep you young. That's so true. Or you have friends like Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog. So she's just teamed up with those two to create cocktails for their new liquor. Or I guess it's not liquor, but for not new, I mean, for their liquor brand.

So she's creating this whole thing of cocktails. She's already got one called watermelon, which of course is, you know, watermelon with the liquor. But their brand is called still G-I-N. Like it's a gin brand. So she's doing all this fun stuff and making drinks with gin. I mean, that's what keeps you young. She just keeps playing. I think Martha Stewart should come out with her own line of Pruno.

What's a Pruno? Pureo is liquor that Pruno is liquor that prison inmates make. Oh, that's not what I was thinking of it is. That's a vibe. She should, though, because you know she was probably making that when she was in prison. What do you make it out of? Probably really good. But like with what?

She honestly, as Martha Stewart, if it wasn't good and I was like her prison mate, like there, I'd be like, come on Martha Stewart, you're Martha Stewart. It's like fermented fruit and stuff like that. It's put in a bag. It's really gross. If you've ever had it, it's disgusting. Wait, you have it in, do you only have it in jail? Like, is that where you're-

I've had friends that have been in jail, you know, but in prison before, and they've made it before because, like, dude, you know, when someone's locked up for a long time, they start to like that stuff. So I want to try it, and I'm like, this is disgusting. But how do you get alcohol into it? You can get apples and stuff like that, and you let it sit long enough, it'll ferment.

You put it in, like, a bag. Somewhere where it's hot and moist. It's really gross, yeah. It's hot and moist, and all right. You're making it sound like that. But Martha Stewart probably makes a mean pruno. Yay. If anybody could.

If anybody could, it would definitely be her. Speaking of making things or pruno or whatever, lifestyle trends, things you're trying to get ready for when people come visit you at your house, we're already looking forward to 2026 and what the new lifestyle trends are going to be has already kind of made a hit. So we've talked about how grandma hobbies and grandma core has been trending. So that is predicted to continue into 2026. Mahjong, the game, is also predicted to be big in 2026. I love this because I have an app.

It's the Mahjong game. So any time I'm just sitting somewhere idly, I just play it. It's so fun. I like it. It's so fun. What is it? And a lot of, like, grandmas play it. But Mahjong is cool.

I guess grandma core again. But it's a cool game. Mahjong is fun. I don't know what game that is. I know either. It's like, I don't know how you describe. I don't know how to describe it. It's kind of like dominoes, but not.

That's not I was going to ask. Is it like Domino? Is it the game they play in Crazy Rich. Jason? Yes. That game seemed fun. I don't know how to play it. They spin them all around. Yes. You collect them and then put them back and...

Yeah, it's kind of like a match game and all this kind of stuff. It's cool. People are looking into dancing again and the reason why this is big is because they want to do more than the 15 second dance trends on TikTok. They want to learn full-blown dance routines. So 2026, dance routines are back. That's exciting.

Guys, it's not at the end of 25. Let's focus on the end of 25. We still got two months. I mean, we're basically there. So you might as well just start to mentally prepare yourself for what's coming. Like ballroom dancing? No, like dancing. I don't know if you ever would teach yourself dances and music videos from back in the day.

Like me and my friends would study and like watch them on repeat. And you learn the whole music video like Britney Spears and like all that kind of stuff. Are you kidding me? No. No, yeah, no. I never did that. So a lot more than just the like TikTok dances. Oh, okay.

You know. I was just thinking they were like going to ballroom dancing classes and they're going to be busting that out. Hey. That's why I like rap because you just bob your head up and down. Yeah. Okay. And lastly, may I meet you is trending big time. Bill Billionaire Bill Ackerman has gone viral with his advice that he gave on X. So he tweeted it out and he was like, hey, you know, I just wanted to give you guys some advice about something that used to work in my life when I was younger.

Anytime I approached a woman, I would say, may I meet you? And he said he never got turned down. And it always was a yes. Are you serious? Yeah. That sounds like, it reminds it when you asked to go to the bathroom when you were younger and their teacher had, be like, I don't know, can you? And it's like, yes, I can then. I'm just going to go. It's like, yeah.

Like, that's what it gives me, like, the vibes of. It doesn't. May I meet you is just the rich dudes. A. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. What's your name? Yeah. It's not going to be any different. Yeah. It's in the DM saying, may I meet you and I don't know you? It's just the same reaction as A.

I like the A better. Hey. I like that. That's fun. But that is what's trending. Jubils. Dirty little. secret. Hello? Hello? Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do. Sweet. What is it? Okay,

here goes. It's kind of a whopper. Um, my dirty little secret is that a long time ago, my brother and I met this, we were like hanging at a bar with some friends and met this girl, she's like totally into her, talking, chatting her up and we were like hitting it off. And my brother, who's like, never cares if somebody else is talking to a girl like just like moved in and he started talking to her long story short like they ended up getting married oh oh oh dang stole your girl that night and got married to her yikes oh it's meant to be then married her but on his wedding night like everybody was like kind of a wild party and um he passed out like in like a floating thing on the pool but like i kind of like confess my feelings for her and actually ended up like in bed with her that night on her wedding night you thought that would be a good idea to confess your feelings then it was not

a planned like good idea but it just kind of poured out um she swore me to secrecy obviously so nobody knows wait oh my god you're living your very own the summer I turn pretty moment yeah

are you Connor or Jeremiah oh my God So is it awkward when you guys see each other now? Well, she got pregnant. Wait. A little while after that. Her brother or you? Oh.

Well, that was my first thought. I was like, I don't know. And it actually turns out that it's mine. Oh. So your brother knows? No, no, no, no, no. No one knows. Like, my family would disown me.

Like, no one knows. How old is the kid now? He's like almost a year. Whoa, so you're the best uncle ever? I mean, it's nice that I'm around him, like, but it is definitely weird, and it's, like, not as hell of easy. Yeah. Is that the only time you guys been together? Yes, that was the only time, except for, like, maybe, like, two times last year.

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