First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from November 3rd, 2025

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

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and others call inspiring and beautiful. Okay. We'll tell you what it is next, and you can see if you want to go to one of these events and enjoy some touching. Right after this, it's the Jubal Show. Who's ready to get touched? It's the Jubal Show. Well, if you're asking. I asked the question because there's a new type of event that's sweeping the nation,

and it'll probably be coming to your neighborhood soon, too. And people are saying that it's ridiculous while others say it's a beautiful experience. Here's what's happening. Thousands of people all over the country are paying at least $200 to go to events where they hug strangers. Wait, what? $200? $200 to hug a stranger. People are paying $200 bucks to hug a stranger.

Is that? That's it? Well, they're investing in their health. that's not that $200 worth The service is provided by an organization called The Feels which hosts meetups in major cities all throughout the country

for singles seeking non-sexual physical closeness will cost you 200 bucks to get into one of the events where you can just hug people Well they say you're supposed to have like eight hugs a day Isn't it? It's like eight hugs a day or something It's supposed to be what helps keep your nervous system stable and so you know

They encourage parents to hug their kids when they're little And then as you get older you still hug Touch is a really big part of your overall health. So I kind of get it. I know it sounds weird, but the loneliness epidemic is real. And people can make money off of them.

The gatherings last for about three hours. Three hours? Yes. And have different prompts for vulnerability. I don't know exactly what that means. But you're encouraged to give deep eye contact while you hug. Oh, that's weird. And yes, long hugs.

Are you hugging someone for the full three hours, or do you hug one for for 10 minutes. I think it might be up to you. Maybe just walk around and hug strangers and look deeply into their eyes all for 200 bucks.

Or you can maybe hug one person for three hours, but if that person doesn't want to be hug the whole entire three hours, that's going to be awkward. It seems a little too intimate. I feel like at that point, too, is more graduating to, like, cuddling.

So, like, let's not stand here and hug. Let's just lay down and spoon. But you're spending $200. You know how many Chipotle meals? Or that can even be like a not that expensive flight. If it's a pure energy exchange, then what you take away from that gives you energy for a while.

So maybe that $200 is a good investment. The high contact thing, though, doesn't feel appropriate. That changes it for me. We're talking about a new trend of events all over the country that are for people to pay $200 to get in and just hug people for three hours. During the warm-up participants are encouraged to hug the air for five minutes to warm up their hugs. You can do that.

That's weird. By yourself. Do it right now. By yourself. But, I mean, you're not doing anything. I've been staying there with your arms. arms wide open. Arms wide open.

That's a song. The event includes one portion where they play Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dancer, 18 times in a row. Stop it. You just hug and listen to that and stare deeply into a stranger's eyes. Would you go to one of these text in? 41061. People are saying that it's sad and ridiculous. Others are saying it's a beautiful experience.

Would you pay $200 to go to an event just to hug and get hugged by random people? Okay, before you answer that question in your mind, ask yourself this. How many times do you actually actually? genuinely get hugged a day maybe a week jubel victoria how often are you getting hugged i have no idea um it depends yeah it depends if i see my girlfriend that day if i see her that day we have lots of hugging going on okay how many times are you hugging then uh what about peeves i hug myself constantly i guess yeah oh that's true i do have a dog but we don't hug no we don't we barely touched okay okay Victoria are you hugging anyone well i would if i want a hug i can go to the bar

and I'll hug a stranger. That's the same thing, but I'll save myself $200. I don't need to pay $200 to go hug a stranger. Well, not everybody is like cute. The event. I can't just randomly hug strangers. Not everyone. This event is going to be cute, Nina.

I know. They paid. Then they understand what they're there for. It's different. I know that sounded bad, but you know it's true. Three-hour hugging event that costs you $200 to get into also has a hug ring. It's sort of like a boxing ring that escalates the intensity into a hugging battle royale. So I don't know how who wins or loses in the hug battle,

but they do have hug battles, so that's kind of fun. I'm going to out-hug you. Watch this. Get over here. No. I would win that hands down. Would you pay $200 to go to an event where you just hug random strangers and get hug? Text in 4106-1. It also, they have hug fuel snacks there, mini-protein bars shaped like teddy bears.

Oh, that's really cute. I like how people are handing out water and protein, like it's a race or something. Like it's something serious that they have to, like, train for, and, I mean, how tight is your grip? You know, if you're really gripping, then your muscles are definitely flexing. And if you're there for a different reason trying to show off those guns, what's up, baby? They sell merch, like, certified hugger t-shirts. Stop it! But you can only get one if you hug three strangers in a row.

Oh. I would win. See, okay. I don't, I just don't understand, like, it. It's like a stranger that you're just going, paying money to be around strangers. Well, if you think about it, it's actually kind of messed up because these people are capitalizing on those very innocent people that would hold up those signs on the side of the street that just said free hugs. And people really took them up on that. And that really was something.

And then they're like, hey, people are giving free hugs. We can make money off a hug. Yeah, I think that's a surprising thing. It's people paying 200 bucks. Yeah. That's the expensive. That's the part I don't understand. Well, actually, you know what?

If I was going to a hugging event, I probably would not want to go to. to one that was free. So, yeah. Maybe up that to 500 bucks, and I might be interested. Deuterre required. It's another jubal phone frame. Day mornings on the 20s. Hello.

Hey, Blair, how you doing? This is P. Deacons. I'm calling from corporate HR. I don't think we've met before. Oh, uh, hi. Hi. Hi, how are you? I'm great.

Fun day for me, I get to call people and talk about their holiday bonuses. So that's why I'm calling. Oh, okay. I know you haven't dealt with me in the past, but, you know, it's my job this year to call and give the good news. So do you have a minute to talk about your holiday bonus that you'll be receiving this year? Yes. Absolutely. Yes, I do. Very excited about it.

And I'm looking at what you got last year for your holiday bonus. And you probably like that a lot, huh? I work very hard. Yeah, yes. Well, again, we appreciate your hard work, and that is why I'm on the phone with you right now. And for your holiday bonus this year, we are doing something a little bit different. Very exciting, though. And I'm actually got a place on a brief hold, and I'm going to transfer you over to someone who's going to inform you all about your holiday bonuses here because it's a really cool one.

Okay, yeah. All right. All right. Just hang on one second. I'll transfer you right over. And happy holidays to you. And thank you again for all your hard work. Thank you, too.

All right. One second. y'all what's up it's donk are you ready or what oh i think i think this may have been a mistake i'm actually i was uh sorry who is this donk well like my full name is paul donkler but you know people just call me donk and i am ready blare to give you the d for the holidays

wait um no no no this must be wrong i i uh the my HR company was they were they were they were they were trying to talk about a bonus and so I don't think of this is the one like you were talking to you a minute ago like so I'm just you know he's transferring phone calls to me so I can introduce myself because like um the holiday bonus this year is like 10 personal training sessions with me I'd say like just wanted to go wait wait hang on sorry I just I just want to clarify did you just say that they are saying that the bonus is 10 personal training sessions with you? Yeah, and I can't wait to give you and all your other, like,

employs the D for the holiday season because, like, the D is no joke. Okay, first of all, I'm married and I find that joke really offensive. Wait, what, hang on. No, no, no, like I literally plan my life around these bonuses, so I don't know what to do right now because I've worked so hard for all. You know, like it sounds like maybe if I'm, like, picking up. up on the vibe right like you're not interested and like no i'm not interested you're totally right i'm not interested in personal training when my job is is is supposed to give me a bonus for how hard i've

been working the entire year and then you're telling me that i'm not getting that bonus like i have a child to feed like i can't this is ridiculous like why do i even work here i think i see um i think it was like a little bit out of my like expertise zone you know so like I can you want to transfer me back to that like um Pee. Yes transfer me back. Yeah. Transfer me back.

All right cool. Like sorry it can work out or whatever you know maybe else. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Hold on one second. I guess. S. Pete Ekins, how can I help? Pete, this is bullshit. This is bull's. This is bullshit. I have worked

my ass off and and you're giving me 10 personal training sessions. Are you fucking kidding me? I feel so invalidated. Like, I literally work so hard. And for what? For you to give me some passive-aggressive personal training session to tell me I need to lose weight. Like, what the fuck is going on?

Okay. It's just the company doesn't have a lot of cash, so we paid a lot of money to hire this personal trainer for everybody for the holidays. You didn't have, you don't have a lot of cash, so you paid a lot of money to hire. This is why you guys don't have any money because you guys are bad at business. This is a, you know what? I have a great resume. I'm going to go somewhere else. Like, this is ridiculous.

All right. Yeah, you hear me, I quit. Well, then I'll let you know it's a prank phone call. I'll just let you know it's a prank phone call. What? Yep. This is actually Jubal from the Jubal show doing a phone prank on you, and your husband Tom set you up.

It's a joke. Oh. He said that you were worried about your company being cheap this year for the holiday bonus and he wanted to mess with you. Oh, my God. My heart is beating so fast right now. I was so upset. And I have like a meeting in five minutes.

I don't even know how I'm going to like. Oh, my. Wake up every morning with jubel phone pranks. It's time for Nina's what's trending. This story's kind of a bummer. I don't want it to put a damper on the new season of Stranger Things because we haven't really heard about the set or that cast having any drama until now. What happened?

I will tell you coming up in just a second what's going on in that show. But first, I have to share this with you. My friend Cindy just sent me this quote. It says, one guy can take 24 hours to text you back. Meanwhile, another can rob the Louvre in seven minutes. choose wisely. I was like, girl, that's a good point.

You got me there with that seven minute hitter. Wow. Okay. That's a good point. Wait a second. No, you're busy. Seriously? All right, not to make it about that.

We'll move on to another part of the internet where a woman is trending this morning because of a video that she posted making fun of a leaf that she found in her meal at a restaurant. So she found an entire leaf in her baked beans. And she made this whole, video talking about how she's

livid that there was a leaf in her beans she's getting roasted so hard right now because it was a bay leaf so for those of you that cook it's a cooking leaf is used for seasoning so she's holding up her bay leaf she's freaking out and she's letting people know and oh man that just did not hit the way

that she expected it too I'm so sorry dang okay let's go to Stranger Things so Millie Bobby Brown allegedly a He was David Harper, the man that plays her father on Stranger Things, or the guy that, like, ends up adopting her of bullying her on the set. So it's not sexual, no allegations there, but just being kind of a bully. So much so that she had to file all of this before they filmed the last season.

Whoa. So now every time she was on set, there was somebody there that was, I don't know, she had a representative. So there was an internal investigation. The outcome is still unknown. And while it was all happening at the time, David Harbor was not. married to Lily Allen, who is also a musician, but she stood by him through all these allegations because quietly, I guess this had been going on for a while. But now that it's over, the investigation

results are unknown. Him and his wife are going through like a nasty divorce. So it's like the timing of all of this kind of stuff sounds pretty awful. So I just say what he did at all to her? It just said a bullying and harassment is what is what they said. So I don't know. That's awkward. That makes it super awkward to go on set and film with somebody. 100%, especially when they play like your dad, so you know they had a lot of scenes together. Yeah. I mean, while her representative,

I just imagine like a bodyguard standing there in every scene, like, be nice to her or you're in trouble. And then if you're the cast, how are you supposed to interact with everybody when you know there's a beef right there? Yeah, and then how do you, like what, not that you should pick sides, but then... You do, whether you mean to or not.

Yeah. So... But also, are you... Like, someone's bullying, like... Stand up for him? Yeah, kind of. Like, hey man. I feel that nice

I agree so I don't know if that changes how you watch the final season Nope I mean in my I don't know We'll see That is what's trending First date of follow-up Powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys Online at Advocateslaw.com

James is on the phone today For a first date follow-up And unfortunately he's getting ghosted By a date he went on with a Natalie James Before we get into your date man How long has it been since you heard from The Natalie

it's been almost three days are you sure you're getting ghosted yeah well I you know I would have got back in touch with somebody before now if I was interested so yeah I kind of get that feeling I just didn't feel like it was going to be that long when we left things

so I was just a little surprise okay so tell us about that what happened on your date we met at a sports bar you know the reason that I suggest that we meet there was, you know, I saw on her profile that she was at a baseball game and she was having a great time. So I'm like, oh, okay, she likes sports and we'll go to a sports bar.

I thought that'd be good. Was she drinking in the picture you saw? Because then you would also know she also likes drink. Put those two things together. I looked like she was having a beer. And, of course, sports bars, there's a lot of good beer options. So I'm like, okay, you know, that's her vibe. That's her, that's her kind of environment.

So I was like, all right, this will be good. And, yeah, I thought it really did go well. Told some jokes. She laughed a little bit here and there. You know, I mean, it was a little loud there, and the game was on, and, you know, we were watching the game and thanks. But, yeah, I mean, she's just beautiful, and I kind of felt a really good connection. And, yeah, I just felt like we'd be texting or talking by now.

And what did I miss? I mean, there wasn't anything that was standing out to me, like, oh, you know, I really screwed this up or that she wasn't really interested. So I'm curious. Like, what, what was it? I think maybe because, I don't know if it's maybe because I, you know, we split an appetizer. Maybe I ate a little too much of it. Maybe. We got one of those pretzels where you like dip it in the, you know, so.

And I thought it's pretty easy. Yeah. You know, a person's appetizer etiquette, I believe, can tell you a lot about their personal. It does actually. Yeah. Maybe because she wasn't eating that half and I started to pick away at that a little when mine was done. You can tell a lot. You can tell a lot, James, based off of an appetizer etiquette because if somebody is really taking

over the appetizer, you know how they're going to be in a relationship. It's going to be their relationship, right? You know? But I didn't want to be wasteful, though. I think that might be a good sign. I don't think it's a bad thing that you were eating so much of the pretzel, but it's more. or like how you communicate that. Like, are you going to eat that?

Yeah. Are you cool? Because, you know, I want to eat that. Mm-hmm. You know. It was kind of chilling there on the plate for a good while. Okay, okay. You know, fair game.

And we, you know, kind of moved on from here that fun. I can tell you from experience, this is a red flag. If somebody, if you're having, if you're sharing an appetizer with someone and then they throw, like, their napkin on it before you're even done, you know they don't care about you at all. Ooh, the appetizer test. Wait, what do you mean? Throw a napkin on it.

It means like they're done, right? They're done eating with the appetizer. It's their appetizer, but an appetizer, if it's for two people, you're splitting it. So they'd throw, like, maybe they're used ranch and a napkin on it, like, I'm done, but you're not done yet. They didn't check with you. It shows they have no regard for humankind at all. Wow. I don't think James did that, though.

No, you didn't do that, did you, James? No, no. Yeah, you don't sound like a sociopath to me. Okay. Oh, thank you. All right, we'll play a song, come back and call her and see if we can find out why are you getting ghosted and maybe try to get you another date next, all right? All right. All right. Play this on comeback.

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James is on the phone today for a first date follow up, and James isn't getting easy. either of the tease that he wants. He wants to be talking and texting with Natalie, but he's not getting either of those teas. So we're going to try to figure out why he's getting ghosted and then see if we can get him another date. We're about to call her in a second.

James, real quick, refresh everybody's memory on your date with Natalie. Well, I thought it went really great. We went out and met at a sports bar, which I had suggested. I figured maybe she was into sports because I saw her profile picture. She was out of a ball game. beers have fun so we got there you know it was a little noisy game was on but uh you know I thought it was going well um you talked about some cool stuff I had an appetizer um and uh yeah you know I didn't get any indication at all that it went poorly in fact I thought I'd be you know

hearing from her the next day I was really excited to kind of keep things keep things rolling and I just never did so I don't know if there's something missing or what you got to find out of it's because you ate too much of the pretzel Right, right, I don't know. Split an appetizer and I, yeah, I'm thinking to eat more than half of it. Was that offensive? I don't know. I really have no clue.

All right. We're going to call her right now and see if we can figure it out. Here we go. Are we ready? Yep, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay, here we go. Hello?

Hi, man. I speak to Natalie, please. Is she? Hey, what's up, Natalie? how are you my name is jubel i host a radio show it's on the radio and it's called the jubel hi natalie i do that too with jubal and i'm victoria hi everyone hi there so there's three of us on the phone i'm not sure if you've ever heard the show before um i've dabbled into your show here and there we're calling you today because

we actually got an email about you from somebody who dabbles with our show a lot oh okay who might that be well it's also a guy that you dabbled with for a second but now you're ghosting him his name is james Oh, yeah. Yeah, James emailed us because he wants to know why you're ghosting him. Oh, well, there's plenty of reasons why I'm ghosting him. Oh, what are they? Do you mind telling us?

Well, we went to a sports bar, and he wanted to watch the game, and, you know, it was loud, it was noisy. He wanted to share an appetizer, and he ate most of it. and didn't really ask if I wanted the last part of it or anything. How'd you feel about that? Just curious. Oh, here we go. Oh, my God. Like, everyone should know, like, hey, like, it's great to ask the person,

other person that you're sharing with first to make sure it's, you know, good to go. You know, I think that's a rule that everyone should know, you know. If it's just sitting there, though, do we really care? Well, I'm a slow eater, so, like, I like to stay. He just didn't really give you a shot to eat much of the appetizer. He kind of took too much of the appetizer. Yeah. Is that why you're ghosting him?

There's more to it. So we barely had conversation. He would make lame sports jokes and puns, but not much conversation. And I felt like he just really wanted to watch the game versus really get to know me. oh all right so you don't feel like he really paid much attention to you even though he asked you on a date yes exactly so did you guys talk about anything he said you guys had great conversation i mean he talked about the stats and such of the team but that's really it and i don't really like i don't really like sports that much so there's that so for me like i'm not going to care about that

I definitely was like going to sports games because, you know, if there's a great atmosphere, you get to dress up, you're with your friends, you have a good drink. And then also he did try to order my drink, too. He did tell me that. Did you get it right? I'm not much of a beer person. More of like a hard cider person.

So I had to step in and stand for myself too. So, you know. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That was the same drink you had in the photo on your profile. So, I mean, I don't know how I could have gotten that wrong. I thought that was the right choice. Natalie, that's James. He's on the phone listening, been listening this whole time and wants to talk to you.

I am so sorry. I thought you wanted to watch the game. That's why I wasn't saying anything. I thought you were into it. No, I wasn't. It was just I rather have conversation. And also, that beer that was in my hand was the first time ever tried it. And I didn't like it.

I'm so sorry. I, you know, I kind of based a lot off of that profile. final picture. You were at a game. It looked like you were having fun. But, oh, you know, you love sports. So, yeah, I thought it was being polite by letting you watch the game. And I am so embarrassed because now I'm remembering all the sports jokes I made

and those probably came off really lame. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. James, let me interrupt real quick. I basically ask you, hey, let's not talk about the game anymore. Let's get to know each other.

you know i'm i don't have an explanation for that i may have just been a little nervous you know because i don't know you're you're you're a beautiful woman and i was having a great time and i thought things for going well and i might have just been a little a little nervous and i yeah i really kind of misjudged this i'm sorry Natalie doesn't he get points for actually paying attention to the photo though like he really tried to do this for you yeah Well, he could have asked me, like, what things I like to do versus just face off with a photo. I'm really sorry, Natalie, it's just, I am kind of nervous because you're really pretty.

I mean, it's better than what other people have told me before, but, sure. No, you're beautiful. I'm like, I mean, how can anybody say anything contrary to that? I mean, totally, I mean, absolutely, my impression was beautiful inside and out. You know, I mean, on the inside, too. I mean, I just really got that impression about you. And, yeah, I mean, that maybe just threw me a little bit. No, I think you're a great person.

I really, really do. You don't know me. Like, when you didn't have lunchtime talking about anything. I would like to get to know you. I really would. And I'm just really sorry that I kind of misjudge some things or I thought I was really super slick by making a lot of assumptions based on your photo

that was not the way to go. I mean, the advertiser wasn't that great either. Yeah, I was worried that might have been one of the reasons that I didn't hear from you on. I regret that. Well, Natalie, would you like to go out with James again on another date? We'll pay for it.

I just want to add, Natalie, before you answer that, if you agree to go out on another date with me, We can go wherever you want. You order whatever you like, any drink, any food, as any pretzels as you want. I want you to take the lead on that. You can even order my drink, my food if you want. You choose what I wear. Any of it, all of it.

It is completely in your hands. It's a little thirsty. Pull back. Sounds like James really wants to go out with you again. What do you think? I mean, that was a dangerous statement that I will hold him to. So, yeah. I will go on a second date with him.

Yay. Wow, that worked. James probably showing up to his next date, but too, too, whatever Natalie wants. Natalie Gads. Congratulations. You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that all the work is right and just the answers are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important thing in the world right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.

It's almost time for America's favorite trivia. game. You versus Victoria your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in the game of trivia for a $50 Visa gift card today. So call us up if you want to play 888 3431061. 888 3431061. You can also

DM us at the Jubal Show or go to the juble show.com if you think you have the stuff to beat Victoria. Yeah. You got the stuff today? Uh, no. But I didn't get my Starbucks order a minute ago. And the lady was so

Sweet. She even gave me a drink carrier. Most times they don't do that. They just watch me struggle. So maybe it'll be a good game for you then. Pays are working out for you today. Yeah. All right. We'll play you versus Victoria next. What, am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No. Not even. I didn't say that. I was like, why am I even listening to to to begin with?

You're a virgin who can't drive. It's almost time. Well, no, it is time. It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for a $50 dollar Visa gift card. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Melissa, what's up, Melissa? How are you? I'm good.

How are you doing? Great. Thank you for asking. Are you ready to play Victoria? Yes. Ooh, very confident. Why more confident? Are you, Melissa?

You're going down. Oh, dang it. All right, here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of the studio. And while she's leaving, the game has played last. like this, Melissa, you have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to be you outright to win, okay? Okay.

All right, here we go, Melissa. Your time starts now. If someone requests your John Hancock, what are they referring to? Your signature. What is a blue moon? A full moon? How many original U.S. colonies were there? 12.

Disney's favorite princess? Snow White. In the original Star Trek series, what was the name of the captain of the Enterprise? I don't know. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And what Victoria's coming back in and getting settled and putting on our headphones and stuff, here's a question for you, Melissa. What is your most useless talent?

Ooh. Oh, I think my most useless. talent. Maybe useless talent slash party trick, but I can chug something really cold without ever getting a brain freeze.

Wow. That's impressive. I don't think that's a useless talent. That's impressive. I can't. Even if it's like a room temperature, I get a brain freeze. What? For sure. Okay. Something happens. All right, Victoria, what is your most useless talent? I can do that finger snapping thing.

I've always wanted to be able to do that. Yeah. Both hands. Whoa, both hands. Did you chew in your past life? Whoa, impressive. Very impressive. All right, here we go.

30 seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And you have to be Melissa out right to win. And Melissa, you can tell Victoria when to go. Ready. Go. If someone requests your John Hancock, what are they referring to? You're, nope.

We're just going to stop. Next. What is a blue moon? The way I just really wanted to. A not great moon. How many original U.S. colonies were there? 13. Who was Walt Disney's favorite princess?

Victoria. In the original Star Trek series, what was the name of the captain of the Enterprise? Joe. Captain Joe. Wow. All right. Let's find out if that's correct. Let's send it to the scoreboard and see how you guys.

guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer Gabby. I just knew that first question was going to get Vic threw her off her game. She got zero correct. Melissa I got one. I got one. I got one. They're 13 colonies. Yes, she did get that one. Right. It's a tie. It's a tie. Still means you win

Melissa. Tye go see you, so congratulations. You got a $15 dollar visa gift card for playing. Let's get the answers now with Nina. If someone requests your John Hancock, they're referring to your signature. A blue moon is the second full moon in a month. Oh.

The original U.S. There were 13 U.S. colonies. Yeah, there were. Cinderella was Walt Disney's favorite princess. Really? And James Tiberius Kirk was the captain of the Enterprise. Captain Kirk. Oh.

I don't know who knows the James T. Beirius part, but Captain Kirk. I forgot about that guy. James T. Kirk. Oh. Yeah. And Jubilnosis late. I like Joe better, though. Right?

It's just a little easier. Let's just make things. I mean, whatever. Hey, Melissa, thank you very much for playing. Bye. Thank you. Yep, have a good one. We play you versus Victoria this same time every single weekday morning.

Remember if you want to play Victoria, all you have to do is DM us at The Jubal Show. Or go to the Jubel Show.com. And don't forget while you're there, you can also check out our podcast. Yeah. And you can also submit for phone pranks, stare at your little secrets. What else? That's a cheater, first day follow up, all that stuff. Oh, I was trying to think about before.

You thought of them, but say hi. Thought of them pretty fast. Yeah. So check it out. Yeah. All right. That was it. It's time.

to catch a cheater only on the jubel show alissa is on the phone today for to catch a cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend named will of a year might be messing around so we'll see if we can help her out alissa thanks for coming on the show what's up why do you think will is cheating on you i have to say that over this last year since meeting will he's he's been my angel um i've been through quite a bit i had really messed up home life and i wasn't able to keep a job because of substance stuff and I was in and out of rehab and it's been really really rough and I knew that if I didn't change things I would most likely be gone I mean it sounds dramatic but I mean it's it's the truth but when I met will it was really the beginning of me trying to kind of claw my way out of there um he's helped me out he's helped me get on my feet and even help me get the job that I have right now. He's done so much for me. It hurts so deeply that he might be cheating on me.

He's always been kind of a geek since I met him. But, I mean, he's one of those people who's, he's always got his laptop on him, and he's either posting or he's reposting or commenting or whatever. I mean, compared to what I used to be addicted to, he's just nothing. But, I mean, he's kind of addicted. he used to be very open about all this stuff that he's doing and he always had his laptop open next to us when he was when he was doing stuff but in last few weeks he's gone into this kind of weird secret mode like he'll face his laptop away from me or he'll just pick it up and take it in the other room like he doesn't want me to see the screen and he's never ever been like that and you know i'll say something about it, but he'll just say, oh, you know, you're just seeing things out there or just say, I'm not being secretive and stuff like that.

But, I mean, I thought it maybe was in my head, but my friend sent me this screencap of something that really made me suspicious. Okay, what was it? So she sent me a screencap of this relationship blog that she saw. And it was this blog of, about somebody talking about a randomly specific fight with his girlfriend about this actor who was in Breaking Bad and just reading it, it sounded super familiar. It was like, the exact fight that we had had, like, down to the actor and how we ended up, like, laughing about trying to say Giancarlo Esposito's name. I mean, it just was like, well, that's fun to say, you know, but here's the thing in this post.

this guy, he made himself out to be this noble savior dude that was teaching the poor girl culture kind of thing, you know? Like, I know it's most likely Will, and it annoys a crap out of me. So, I just need

to clarify, so we're jumping to that it's Will because he hides his computer. Is he, does he frequent these blogs? Is this a blog that, like, you guys have talked about? I mean, it is kind of a coincidence that's the exact same. thing.

I mean, he has a blog, but I didn't know it was a relationship blog, right? You know, he comments and stuff, but that was the part that made me call you guys. It was the comments underneath the blog post, okay? So there was this back and forth in the comments between the author of the blog and some fan girl, okay? And the comments were like, I'm so glad you finally left her. Now I have you for myself. Oh.

He responds, thanks for always being there through all this. And it's just, that was the part. It wasn't the blog. It wasn't like the copying of our life exactly. It's just like the comments with this girl. Yeah. You know? Well, we'll see if we can help you out.

You already told us what grocery store, he's a rewards card member at. So we'll play a song, come back, and then call him and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free gift from us, just for being a good customer and it's free flowers delivered from our floral department and we'll see if he sends those to you or to somebody else, okay?

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Our breakfast foods are consistent consumer staples, and so they sort of become outsized indicators of inflation. Listen to the big take from Bloomberg News every weekday afternoon on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. right in the middle of to catch a cheater and if you're just joining us alissa is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of a year named will might be cheating so we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and say that every month we choose one rewards card member who gets a free gift from us and its flowers delivered from our floral apartment and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend alissa or to somebody else but first alisa why don't you remind us about your situation again real quick so i've got this boyfriend

of a year and he's you know been really supportive but I found this blog that went over like exactly the fight we had and in the comments there was this girl saying you know I'm so glad you finally left her and I just I don't know for sure if what was the author of the blog and I definitely do not know whoever the person was that was commenting I just need to know if this is all in my head I feel like I'm crazy and I don't want to feel that way anymore I just have to know yeah and it seems kind of coincidental that you would find something that was basically the same thing he was saying the blog and then all that stuff so all right are you ready for us to call please okay here we go hi will please please don't please don't hang up this is corbel calling from

i was looking for our rewards card member named will uh yeah this is will hi will please don't hang up This is not a marketing phone call. I'm calling with a big congratulations, and thank you for shopping with us. You're this month's big winner. Big winner. What? Oh, maybe you didn't know. Every single month, we choose one rewards card member to say thank you very much for being such a great customer by giving you a free gift.

And this month, it's flowers delivered from our floral apartment, absolutely free to anybody in the United States at all. You've won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want. It's a $316 value, actually. All right. Uh, yeah, I can, yeah, that'd be cool. The first thing that I would need from you would just be the name first and last of the person, and then if you want to put anything on a card, and then we'll get the address, and that's it. Okay, uh, you can send them to Annie.

Annie, okay, and do you want to include a card to Annie? Uh, just, just say this. Say, almost done, and I'm all yours. Almost done and I'm all yours. Gotcha. Yeah. Okay. great. And at this point

I'll let you know that this is actually a radio show. Yeah, hi. It's called The Jubel Show. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal. And we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other, it might be messing around, you see what they send flowers to. And your girlfriend of a year, Alyssa, is on the phone. Has been listening.

Whoa. Wait, wait. Alyssa is on the phone? Yeah. Yep. Wait, what's going on? Alyssa? Who the hell is Annie you what is what is happening what are y'all what are y'all doing i called them to see if you were cheating on me and damn it you are wait did you think i'm cheating yes absolutely why would you think why are you why would you think why are you so what okay well why are you so secretive about your

laptop and and what is this romance plug where it had our exact fight down to the actor on breaking bad and then you're you're talking to someone in the comments wait what do you and and you just sent some flowers to somebody named annie wait listen this okay first of all i don't know what you're talking about annie is somebody that i work with any is a co-worker she's my friend at work she's working on a project and she's been struggling so what i'm doing is i'm trying to finish up my project and i said i'm all yours because when i finish mine i can help her with hers Why are you saying her flannel? Because she's been really patient with me.

Why are you saying she, you're all hers? I would be all hers to help. She's been really patient. That's what I'm saying. It's just so strange when people say flowers of coworkers. No, no, no, no. I already knew you were cheating on me. I don't even care about that.

But, look, God knows what else you've been doing. The entire blog series about me and how he saved me. Wait, so, okay, okay, look, yes, I have the blogs. I have a blog that I write, but it's not like, so that was you? Yeah, I write a blog series about our relationship. Yeah, so what? I do that, yes.

So who are you communicating with in the comments? The fans, the people that talk back and forth with me, it's not like I'm doing anything with them. It's not even that big a deal. I don't understand why you're so upset about it. It is a blonde series of my, entire relationship with you, how you took me from almost death

to what I am today, and oh, oh, the details that you give. I would not even share with Jenny, my best friend. What, okay, but it's not like I'm lying. Like, it's what happened. It is a recount of our relationship from my perspective. I should be able to write that. There's somebody in there.

It's unreal, well. But Alyssa, what about that girl that you saw him talking to? What girl? What girl did you see me talking to? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. You were talking to, I don't know, maybe that was Annie on the comments that you were saying, oh, you know, it's only a little while longer, and then I'll be all yours, and all this stuff. It's like, thank you for being patient with me, and she's flirting with you and all this stuff. That's her, isn't it? And then you send her roses and say that I'm almost done, and I'm all yours. What does that even mean? I don't know who the girl is on the blog. I don't know her. Oh, just stop already. The car means

What you wrote in it, though? I'm all yours. To help, to help with work. It's about work. But if you're trying to leave it anyway, why are you lying? What am I lying about? I'm telling you what you don't want to hear it. You what?

I'm trying to tell you what's going on, but you don't want to hear it. Like I write the blog, yes, and my co-workers struggling to I send her flowers. That's what happened. It just doesn't feel weird. Yeah. And this blog is yours? this modern state, how you saved a girl, you had to slap drugs out of her end and make you realize yourself worse. Oh my gosh, you're such a same. And you know what? A bunch

of things that you wrote on the bottom of that blog, they never happened. And you've been monetizing it, by the way. Yeah, yeah, people want to give me tips for the blog that I write, so I take them. That's not a big deal. I didn't give you permission to write any of this, or to post those personal photos. You got none of my permission for this. I blurred your face. Oh, God. You did not.

Oh, and well, by the way, did you know that your work, your company has a website that has a list of every single person who works there, and there is not a single any. Oh. Imagine that. Yeah, you're caught. You're caught. Lying. He just hung up, Alyssa. I am so sorry.

I think you got your answer. That sucks. Yeah. Shouldn't even come clean. He could not even be honest. That's not a strong warrior type of a man. Yeah. You portray yourself to be if you can't even tell somebody you had the truth.

Good news is you won't be on a blog anymore that you don't want to be. And if you are, you can go ahead and sue that, but. Yeah, I will. Can I get this segment from you guys so I can use it as evidence? Sure. Okay. Jubile shows to catch a cheater. Your life is about to change.

It's the Juvel Show and in a good way. Why do I say that? Because one artist has just released a brand new album and this music will literally change your life. Who is it and why is this album so powerful? We'll tell you and play you the audio of it right after this. It's the Jubal Show. One artist has just released an album that's going to change your life, literally.

We've got the audio of it and you have to hear the tracks from it. It's The Jubal Show. But who is the artist that just dropped a brand new album that everybody's talking about? It's not other than Lil Jon. What? Hopefully you change my life again. You don't remember Liljohn. This is one of us.

It's called Turn Down for What? Clubbangers, nonstop, high energy, party music. It was life changing at the time, too. This song alone, ready? Hey. This is my millennial dream. Do you think of Turned Down for what as a meditation song? No.

Depends on your style of meditation, I guess. But Liljohn has released a new album of guided meditations featuring remixes of his hits. Wait. Do you do that meditation style? If you haven't seen Liljohn's on a spiritual journey and he's all into meditation and mindfulness and stuff, but he has released a new album with remixes of all of his hits, but in meditation form. So remember the song? Yeah, with usher.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So here's the new release version of it. Okay, I hear the beat. You can kind of hear the beat in there a little bit. Bro. Peace.

Whoa. Yeah. What? Just close your eyes and feel it. Okay. This is one of the tracks of Little John's new meditation album. Let's go. Today we're going to take a moment to say, yeah, to life.

If you're feeling stressed out or your life is just a little out of whack, it may be time to take a deep breath, relax, and say, yeah. I'm kind of here for this because back in the day when Liljohn says shots, we took shots. Now when he says say yeah to life Just say yeah to life The album is called Remix Meditation If you remember a little John's hit Lovers and Friends

Yeah Called to Usher Yeah Usher and Liljohn He's a good song I got no babies Oh yeah He's also remixed that song

On his new meditation album Oh He keeps it really like To the core though I was gonna say This one sounds kind of nice I don't know for meditating. I don't know if that's meditation.

Do you do this alone? Observe your body. See? Okay. Yeah. Take a deep breath and exhale. Breath. Feel yourself relax as you're all like it.

I kind of do too. I do but not as. Let your body become heavy. Not a heart of the original. Soft and relaxed What do you like better? Do you like this Or this?

Yeah I could still meditate to this Little John has released a new album that I'm talking about It's all meditation music But he's remixed his old songs Into meditation songs

It's pretty genius The people he had on those songs Like Usher Does he have him also on his meditation music? No, I don't think they collaborated with him to do the remixes They might not be on the same journey You also remember this song.

Oh, yeah, hey. What? What? Do it know. To the window. To the wall. Plastic. Oh.

Bro. This is that song. I don't hear it. You know? I do know. This meditation. can be used to help you get low. Whoa.

And connect to the Earth. What I'm talking about is grounding. It sounds like a joke, but he's 100% for robots. It can help replenish us and refuel us. We went from twerking to grounding. Everything here on planet Earth is connected. That's a good point now. So if you're going to get low, right, and you're twerking, you're like, I'm not twerking.

I'm grounding my booty. Right here. Not outside it or above it. We are in it. Let's start by focusing on your feet. Okay. You can close your eyes and imagine them touching the ground. Or you can look at them and feel the sensation of the ground against your souls.

I'm just thinking bend over to the front and touch your toes. Feel the spaces between your toes. Wow. It just doesn't. Feel where you are on the earth. He's really cool, though. Like, he's really cool. And feel its weight pressing down with you.

He says that he's at a time in his life. He had a lot of things going on in meditation and saying affirmations. Helped him get back into a positive mindset. Oh, sweet. And so he decided to re-release his hits, but in meditation form. Figure yourself. It's up your alley. Oh, yeah.

I mean, I'm all in a meditation and mindfulness. You know what I mean? I love it. But you make music, too. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't really hit the same, you know? No, you know, it's in the club. No.

Maybe you're not on that journey yet. You still have some messing up to do before you need to come back to Earth, you know? Like, you've got to fly a little farther, and then you're going to be like, give me the ground. Wow. Go do more shots. I wish it would have left the original lyrics. Yeah. Six times.

About three six times. With a window, the sweat drops down. Keep going. Your third eye. Third eye, getting hired. Your chakra. Yeah, you have to do your higher self. It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Maybe we're smarter than we give ourselves credit for. Just maybe we're not going entirely in the wrong direction, especially when it comes to AI. Because OpenAI has just banned chat GPT from one function, and I will tell you what that is coming up in just a second. While I said we're moving in one direction, this story doesn't support that as much because there are people out there spending $1,000 on a cup of coffee.

the world's most expensive coffee is now being offered at a cafe in Dubai Oh The part that really gets me is that Is that the cat poo? Dave, what? No, but my parents just came back

With a bag of that stuff Really? Yeah, sorry, what? Yeah, they get the beans from the poo. No, what beans? Coffee beans. He's right. They eat it off the ground

And then they let it go. Yeah, like these cats do. And then it's like a cat. Yeah, and then they harvest it from there and then they make it. That's cool. Yeah, it's supposed to be really good. It's very expensive coffee as well.

Sounds like it. I decided not to try it. But allegedly, it's really great. But no, you know what? It's funny, not poo coffee. Weird. Yeah. It's actually described as quite tasty, but it's a premium price.

It's from Panama. And they have, it has flavors of citrus, orange and bergamot, a hint of apricot and peach, floral notes like jasmine. So that's how it's described. And they're like, it's almost like a tea. Okay. Well, tea also does. doesn't cost a thousand dollars yeah why is it so expensive i don't know it's just saying that

this is the coffee because it's panama beans panamanian beans that's at a premium price wow yeah and then it has all of these like sweet extra flavors for it but because it's in dubai it's a place where people are going to be willing to spend money on that type of i don't know experience is Panamanian coffee normally Panamanian. Panamanian. I want to say pandemonium is not that. Is that coffee normally that expensive? Like if you were going to try to buy that here?

Is it poo coffee? Did you look it up? Maybe it is. I'm looking it up right now. I just asked. Chat. Do we eat? Yeah, they haven't banned this, I guess, from it.

It says that it's the Gaysha bean variety, originally from Ethiopia, but is now grown in Panama. And it has an extreme. extremely high prestige. Yeah. See? That's pretty cool though.

It's premium. It's grown in high altitude, volcanic soils, very small microlots, so you can only get a little bit of it. Oh, that makes sense? Yeah, it's just a limited supply. Basically, it's just a luxury coffee that people are paying a lot of money for.

A thousand dollars. I want to know what it tastes like. Anyone want to... I just told you. It has floral notes like Jasmine, citrus flowers like orange and bergammon of apricot and peach. So go ahead and drink some tea.

Yeah, it's got to be more excited. If I was going to spend $1,000 for it, I would want it to be more exact. like the poo coffee. Yeah, exactly. Something that tells a story. That makes sense.

So maybe we can work on their marketing, because as of right now, nobody's feeling pulled for the $1,000 coffee. I'm pretty pulled. I just need to save up the rest of the money. But we did have to thank Chat GPT for the information because now we feel like we know a little bit more. And it could also be wrong.

I don't know because sometimes chat lies. And to that point, we may be smarter than we think because Open AI is like, listen, we're going to acknowledge that chat is not always correct, and there are times when it's wrong that could be very dangerous. So now they've banned chat GPT from being able to give any advice on legal matters or health. Okay, well, first off, I like those legal matters. I actually used it too, totally from my dinner.

Exactly. But also, we're not smarter than we think because we're the ones who created it in the first place. But we've created this whole problem, this issue that we have now where all we do is go online and look at Google for answers and AI. We did it to ourselves. So we literally are the ones that are killing ourselves. And you know what? There's even been studies that this thing, sometimes chat GPT and other forms of chats, they don't want to shut down. They don't shut down.

Like, you help to be quiet and shut down and they don't want to shut down. And they just keep going. Like, we are... Well, now you won't be able to let it keep going in relation to legal advice and health. So basically, like, chat is not that much different from just people in general. Like, everybody's got that broke friend that has no idea about. any kind of legal stuff at all who's always like I know my rights you know you don't I know my right Chad GPT is just a brofriend yeah I know my rights really you do know your

rights now yeah I know my rights no you don't shut up oh yeah what are your rights better than you'd write that into an email or a text message and it's like oh we're done you stopped halfway through your GED shut up you know your rights That's funny Jubils Dirty Little Secret Hello Hello

Hey what's up You have a dirty little secret I sure do Yes Okay great Let's hear it What is it Okay

So this is almost like embarrassing for me to admit So please don't touch me So my boyfriend He was locked up for a little while So I was by myself for a little while. Okay. And I started talking to my friend's ex-husband.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. Who I knew, which I knew him before she did. I knew him since, like, second grade, okay, and I just seen him at my job. So I was just like, hey, what's up or whatever. And, you know, one thing went to another. We ended up, like, going out and hanged out. Like you said, one thing went to another.

I think you should go for another round. I think it's fine. That was a joke. That was actually a joke. Don't do it again. I was thinking about it. So I was like, well, if her boyfriend, you know, it doesn't know yet. I'm not.

Just kidding. I do love my boyfriend. I just got a little. I just got a little lonely. I mean, if I was dating someone and they were locked up, I, man, I don't know if I could wait. Oh, would you? Would you? Yeah, I don't think I could wait.

It depends how long. I mean, if it was like, hey, I just, for like two days, I have to go for over the weekend. I could probably wait that long. But a week and a half, I don't know, you know. Wow. No, it was like six-ish. It was probably like eight, nine months.

Yeah, that's a long time. Almost a year. Yeah. I mean, I have gone a year. I'm just saying, but that's okay, I'm not judging you. And not only that, in my defense, like, when my boyfriend left, like, it, you like, disappeared. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, listen.

You know what I mean? He got locked up. He did something naughty. You had to live your life. Yeah, so, I mean, in my defense, not that I'm dowding myself for anything, but. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. I hope everything works out okay for you. Yeah, don't torture your talking about it.

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