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Everybody loves a good Bridezilla story, right?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
There we go.
That's Bridezilla.
Everybody looks a good Bridezilla story here.
right? Well, one bride is making international headlines this morning because of something
that she did right before her wedding and it has half of the internet calling her crazy
and the other half, well, calling her crazy. You'll hear what she did that's making everybody say,
man, I feel sorry for the groom. Coming up right after this, it's the Jubal show. You know it's bad
when your wedding makes international headlines and your name isn't Bezos. It's the Jubal
show. And why is one bride making international headlines today and not because her dress
was just too gorge that everybody
had to know about it. It's because of something
that she did that has the entire internet
calling her insane and praying for the groom.
Yikes. All press is good press.
Here's what happened. A bride
from Asheville, North Carolina, is making headlines
because she originally invited 200
guests to her wedding.
So it's a big wedding. But two weeks before
the wedding, she suddenly cut the list down
to approximately 75 people.
So roughly uninvited
half of the guests.
Are you allowed to do that? I mean, you can do what you want,
but that's super rude.
How do you un-invite someone to your wedding?
Rude.
Send an invitation?
Well, she did it on Zoom for some of them.
Others just got a mass email saying that they were uninvited from the wedding.
I mean, that is efficient.
It includes most of the grooms aside.
Oh, no.
Half of her family.
Half of her family?
And even her bridesmaid, who is close friends with the family,
her parents are uninvited, but the bridesmaid can still come.
Hey.
And the reason that the bride uninvited, half of the wedding guests, over half of the wedding guests,
two weeks before the wedding,
is that she had gone to a spiritual advisor
who told her that having more than 80 people there
would disrupt the spiritual alignment of the union
and create energetic blocks.
Well, then, of course.
That's what you have to do, then.
No energetic blocks in this union.
Dude, what?
She also had to do other rituals, too.
The process of uninviting people included things like this.
She had to use an energy compatibility chart
made by the psychic
who,
to decide who,
remained invited and who was uninvited.
She also had a chakra guest
wheel where she spun a literal
wheel of fortune labeled with
the seven chakras on it.
And anybody who landed on root chakra
got uninvited. What?
Wow. I mean... Because she said
they grounded her energy too aggressively.
That's kind of fun. Like honestly
if you ought to uninvite people to your wedding,
she picked a pretty fun way to do it.
That is a fun way to do it. I guess you're right.
Right? I don't want to do it in general. Like, are we going to still
be friends? Spin the wheel.
Me not.
We're talking about a bride who's making headlines because two weeks before her wedding, she had a guest list of over 200 people, but two weeks before, uninvited almost all of the people and got the guest list to 75 people because her psychic told her that having any more than 80 guests would energetically block her union with her new husband.
How did her parents react?
Because I just know that my parents are so invested, like the extra people that get invited to a 200-person wedding is generally like your parents' family.
aunts and uncles and all of this stuff
and that's like, it means a lot to them for them
to be there. I don't know. I don't even know if the parents made it
on the list. That's amazing. We don't know that parents made the cut.
Let's be honest. She also
did a crystal test
to see which guests would get
invited still and uninvited. She balanced
a rose, she balanced
rose quartz on each name tag.
If it rolled left, the guest was
energetically misaligned. If it rolled right,
they were unin, they were invited.
But if they were energetically misaligned,
they got uninvited from the wedding.
But can you get the energy just from the name?
That doesn't feel right.
I feel like you would get the energy
if they had touched their name card.
No, it's like the vibe from their name, I'm guessing.
I mean, yeah, but that doesn't feel accurate.
So this little psychic got her wrong.
She also did a full moon spreadsheet cleanse.
Wow.
This is all stuff she was instructed to do
by the psychic that she went to
that told her two weeks before her wedding
that she had to uninvite almost all of her guests.
And she did it.
And that's why she's making international headlines.
A full moon spreadsheet cleanse.
She opened her Excel guest list.
at midnight under a full moon
and deleted everybody whose names
contained more than three vowels.
What?
Yep.
She said the universe hates imbalance
and having more than three vowels
means you're not in perfect harmony
with the universe.
I have four.
I've gotten uninvited.
But isn't this more work than...
I agree.
Oh, yeah.
So you would have gotten uninvited too.
Yeah.
But isn't this technically more work for her
than even planning the wedding?
She planned this entire wedding
from start to finish and then just what?
Take out half of it?
It kind of feels like.
The uninvited guests found a mass email rather than individual calls or personal notices.
A few people did say they got Zoom calls.
Some guests have called the bride and the groom in tears.
Others are demanding their gifts back.
The groom's family is furious and the groom just appears to be checked out from the situation.
Yeah, you think if he's with somebody who's unviting half of the wedding list two weeks before the wedding because a psychic told her to, he's probably been checked out for a while.
I was going to say, well, I was going to say, well, I was.
I thought you might, like, physically checked out.
Do you think the psychic checked him out?
Because, I mean, how are you going to go say I do if he hasn't been cleansed or chakra checked or whatever?
I don't know, the psychic had to check him out or anything.
I'm sure, he's the kind of guy's like, yeah, sure, I'll go get cleansed by the psychic.
Whatever, babe.
He tapped out a while and good by himself.
Yeah, he's like, it's fine.
Yeah, that's cool.
The bridesmaid is still expected to perform her bridesmaid duties, even though her parents are uninvited.
And now she's threatening not to attend.
Yeah, she shouldn't.
so rude. Wait, you actually wouldn't
attend? No, that's so rude.
I would so... If you were a bridesmaid and your family was
going and then your parents got uninvited
because the bride went to a psychic two
weeks before the wedding and said you had to whittle down the less
to 80? Yeah, because my parents just made
the cut for McKenzie and my best friend's wedding
and, well, not just, like she wanted them
there, but if for any... They were so excited
to go. If they cut, yeah, I'd be so
mad. How dare you? Really? Yeah, it's rude.
We're all family. It is,
but at the same time, like, it's not your wedding.
So it's like, technically the bride can do
whatever she wants because it's her wedding but you're using me as a bridesmaid bridesmaids aren't there
support of the friend you're there to do work being a bridesmaid sucks i'm sorry my friends i love you
but there's a lot goes into that but that also includes supporting your friend not if you're
not going to support me and have my parents be there it's not your wedding well i need a db
um apparently only about 30 guests have confirmed attendance now so it's down to 30 even
whittling it down to 75 people because a psychic told her to 30 guests have confirmed the
rest are angry about how she went about things
and I'm inviting people. Also
those 30 guests are also being
asked to follow the
aura dress code.
Okay. So guests must wear the color that
matches their aura.
As determined by an online quiz
that the bride sent from Google
forum. Anybody who got
tope were told to meditate until they
become
vibrant enough. Meditate until
you get your vibration up. Then you can come to my wedding, sucker.
That's basically what she said.
It's another jubble phone frame.
Today mornings on the 20s.
Hello?
Yes, hello.
This is Ted DiBidot.
I'm calling from singing telegrams, and I was looking for Carrie B.
Yeah, this is she.
Is everything okay?
Well, yes.
Just calling to give you a little bit of an update there on the scene telegram that you had headed
to retirement community, I believe it's for your mother.
Happy birthday message?
Yeah, they should be getting there about now, right?
Yes, that is correct.
They should be getting there just about now.
And that is why I needed to call and talk to you real quick.
I don't know exactly how it happened,
but it looks like we had a little bit of a dispatch issue.
The singing quartet for the happy birthday that your mother is going to get
as a surprise this morning at the retirement.
community is looks like might be a little bit different than what you had um expected to be
sent to her and um i'm so sorry about this um different what do you mean well um you just wanted
you know like a barbershop quartet to show up to the retirement community and seeing your mother
happy birthday for a special day correct yes and somehow we mistakenly sent out our adult male
review. They are called
Sax Appeal. They do play
saxophone, but it is completely in
the nude, and it is a strip-up type
show. So
Sax- Appeal will be performing there
for your mother.
Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, hold on a second.
In the nude?
Yes, they are
essentially, I guess what you would say is a
strip group, but they do play saxophone.
They are called sax appeal.
How,
I'm sorry. How did
How did I go from a quartet to a stripper?
Well, it is horrible.
How did that happen?
What kind of mix up?
What kind of mix up is that?
That is not even close to what I wanted.
Yes, and that's what I am trying to figure out, too, is how that even happened.
But, yes, I mean, it is four of them.
There's four male strippers who should be arriving right about now with this sex.
Stop that right now.
Tell them to turn that car around.
They are not, no strippers can, oh, I don't even know what, oh, I don't even know what,
Oh, my God.
Are you kidding me right now?
I'm going to try to get out ahead of this before you get a call from the retirement community.
No, no, no.
You need to get out ahead of this.
Turn that mother fucking car around right now.
I cannot have strippers perform at my mother's home.
That is crazy.
There's going to be other people there.
It's an assisted living facility.
Yes, well, they do play the saxophone as well.
No, no, I don't care what they play.
I don't want that there at all.
Please turn that car around right now.
Right now, and I want all of my money back right now.
My mom is 83 years old.
She does not want strippers there.
She wouldn't want that.
This is a surprise for him.
It's supposed to be a nice surprise.
Is it the saxophones?
No, it's the strippers, you idiot.
You have to go over there and stop them right now.
Get in your car, go to the retirement home, and stop them from entering the building.
Oh, my goodness.
Carrie, I'm so sorry.
You know what?
I think all this fuss might be for nothing.
I'm so sorry about this.
What do you mean?
Well, I'm looking at my paperwork here, and it is not.
sax appeal that is headed out over there.
Okay.
So who is it then?
Oh my goodness.
What are you sending over there?
Tell me right now.
Does your mother like brass instruments?
It's better than strippers.
Yes.
Well, we sent a different quartet over there.
They do play brass instruments, though, and it is not singing.
Okay, fine.
You know what?
That's better than some strippers.
Okay, just send them over there, have them perform, and then I want my money back.
Well, this quartet is called the tromboners.
Tromboners?
What the fuck is that?
Well, it's just kind of like sax appeal to saxophone playing mail strip review that we have.
No, no, no, no, I just told, you know what?
I'm getting my car right now, and I'm driving over there.
And if they are over there, I will take those trombones and throw them into traffic, and then I will come find you.
Hey, Carrie, this is actually Jubal from the Jubel show doing a phone prank on you.
and your sister set you up.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, whoa, wait, what?
It's a joke.
She said that you guys had hired a singing telegram
to surprise your mom for her birthday,
and she wanted to mess with you.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, my God, I was just picturing my mom sitting there,
totally stunned, naked trombone players.
Oh, my God.
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It's time for Nina's what's trending.
So I think we can all agree that it's not shocking
to find out that a quarter of online daters
are hiding something. But the most
common things they're lying about aren't what you
think. It's not like height. It's not like age.
It's actually kind of terrifying
and you're going to want to do some fact checking if you're out
in the streets. I'll tell you what that is
coming up in just a second. Wait, why are we lying
in the first place? Good question.
Just don't lie. Good question. It's that easy.
Not easy for a lot of people.
But before we get to the lies, this is
important because if you have flights coming up,
the Department of Transportation may
close some airspace
if shut down continues. What does that
mean? It means like certain
spaces that planes can't fly
over so like you won't be able to get to
places. Bro, what?
Yeah. They put gates around certain
air spaces so you can't fly.
For a minute. I thought about it and I was like
that makes sense. It was like a baby gate.
You know, you can't move. A little floating gates.
Yeah, that sucks though.
Get some where they have to go around the airspace.
Isn't that going to also cause more
sometimes like issues? It's going to be
a lot of issues. The shutdown is in its second
month, and since then, air traffic
controllers have been working without pay and creating
a shortage of 2,000 to 3,000
controllers, so it's just
not safe. So more than
1,800 flights were delayed just a couple
days ago. 50 were canceled.
Newark and JFK, not shocking
on the East Coast, seeing most of the problems.
But if this continues, it's going to be
wild all over.
I wonder if you're, if anybody knows this
Texan 4106, 1, if you're an employee
works in air traffic control or something like that, do you get
back pay when you come
back, when the government is not
shut down anymore? Should. Otherwise,
it's impressive that those people are still working.
Yeah. Why? I mean, I understand
why they would and why they'd want to.
I don't, man. You aren't
going to pay me. If you cut shut down and I was
getting paycheck apiece. I'm going to hang out for a while.
Probably safe. Tell me I can get paid when I come back. I'm not
working for free. A lot of people are not working for free.
That's why there's a huge shortage.
While others, I don't know if they just have a sense of duty
or whatever it is. Yeah, they're with a
call good employee.
Good people.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm never pretending to be one of those.
So I guess
keep your eyes on the sky if you plan on
getting on a plane anytime soon.
Hopefully this gets all worked out, but that's
just wild. More like we're taking
a road trip. I was going to say. For the holidays
guys, I'm going to need extra vacation days
to make it down there. Trains
and drive. Trains are fun.
Oh, that's true. My friend I'd take a train this past weekend
because her flight got canceled and they were not
putting her like on, they weren't
giving them a whole lot of option for flights and so then she had to get a train from where to where
Boston to New York. And even then the train got delayed because there's like the storm and then like
trees fell on the train track. So the shutdowns not affect the trains either? I mean it probably does but
I don't know if the air traffic controller is a little different. I don't know. That's just scary. That's
scary. It's wild. It's scary to want to fly. Do you want to be scared some more? Yeah.
Because you're on the dating app. So a quarter of online daters are hiding something and it's not
their age. It's not their picture. It's not their height. It's their relationship status.
Bro. What? It's their location. Now I'm fine with that. And their identity. Like how much
catfishing is happening out there is so real. How are you lying about whether you're in a relationship or
not? If you're on the app, you should be single. That's no question. A lot of cheaters out there.
A lot of cheaters out there. And also open relationships. And they don't hit you with that right
away because if you're not ready or wanting
that, then they just kind of like are sneaky
about it and they're like, hey, by the way, I have a partner, are you cool
with being a third? You're like, do you know me?
You're like, oh, oh. No, I don't like that earlier. I don't
share. But that is what's trending. That's what's nuts.
First day to follow up.
Powered by the advocates injury attorneys, online at
Advocateslaw.com. Damon
is on the phone today for a first date follow-up
and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Elena
So in a few minutes, we'll call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But first, Damon, how long has it been since you heard from Elena?
It's been three or four days now.
I mean, she's in a crazy amount of time, but, you know, it just feels weird.
Like, you know, we got a great time.
Like, so I don't know.
I mean, I could be being crazy, you know, three days.
Okay.
Well, we'll find out for you.
Tell us a little bit about the date.
So we went to this place called and they make like these really cool mixed drinks.
Like, I couldn't even, honestly, I couldn't really choose between the two.
There was this one that was called the Smoked Gentleman, bourbons in like a tiny dome glass and smoke comes up and stuff.
Okay, so this is a drink you're talking about.
That's cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This was my best idea for the day, to be honest.
like something a little different.
Yeah, yeah.
It's an experience.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's another one called Lavender Lover.
It's like a purple
drink that comes looking like a flower.
So, I don't know.
I couldn't decide so I just got both of them.
Okay.
And then...
You got Lavender Lover and the other drink
as well?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're made fun of it.
But anyway,
we, uh,
honestly it was like smooth, like quick, like
exciting conversation for
what was
really ours
and you know
I'm just doing like
yeah
like it's like
it's really confusing
for me at the moment
to be honest
because you know
she's like
touching my on
and like
laughing like a little bit
more than I deserved
and you know
I mean
felt like she was really
into me
okay
so then what happened
she even invited me home
whoa
like to her place
yeah
you know she wouldn't like
come over
you know, or even, you know, in my language, but she was like,
okay.
You want to come, you know, back for one more drink, like so.
Okay, and did you do it?
We did stuff, for sure.
Oh, yeah.
I was just mean, did you go over there?
Oh, good.
All right, cool.
Sounds like you did.
Oh, because I was going to ask another question anyway, so we got there.
So stuff happened.
I was just set up.
Did go over there.
And stuff did happen.
stuff did happen.
My assumption was, you know, not incorrect.
The reason I think that she's ghosting me is I might have taken, like, a weird photo
while she was in the bathroom before I left with me and her bed.
Wait, you kind of faded on that one.
Oh, gosh.
Say it confidently.
I sent her a photo of me in her bed while she's in the bathroom.
morning.
Her and her dad?
No, her and her
of him and her bed.
Oh, I heard her
dad. I was like, whoa, wait, what?
You sent her a picture of you in her
bed while she was in the bathroom.
Yeah. So when did you send
that photo while she was in the bathroom or the
next day?
It was like the next morning.
She was in the bathroom and I was
still in bed. I was like, you know, I didn't left yet.
Okay. And did she
seem weird about that? Like, was it a
weird pick. Were you doing something weird?
I didn't know. I wasn't doing anything all
that weird. Like, no, not
you. You did not say that confidently.
Did you say anything with the picture? You just sent a
picture of you and her bed.
I did say something.
I said, like, you know, something
to tie you over until next time
you're kind of like a linking emoji.
Okay. All right.
We'll see what we can figure it out for you. We'll play a song,
come back and then call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you and maybe get you a second date, okay?
Thank you.
Yeah.
All right.
We'll get your first day
follow up next.
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And she said, Johnny.
The kids didn't come home last night.
Along the central Texas planes, teens are dying.
Suicides that don't make sense.
Strange accidents and brutal murders.
In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad.
Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people.
There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.
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We're in the middle of your first day follow-up if you're just joining us.
Damon is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Elena.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But before we do that, Damon, why don't you break down your date again for us real quick?
so we went to this cool like bar lounge thing we had these like dope drinks that were you know like smoke was flying out of the one the other one was like kind of made like a flower and you know we were vibing she was touching me she was laughing harder at my jokes and I deserved you know all the things that you would think would lead to her being intimate and and now she hasn't and oh yeah well that too yeah and and we slept together
and now she hasn't responded for over three days.
Because you sent her a weird picture from her bed.
Yep.
And there was a caption there on the photo.
I think that this is all we need to say, right?
Why not?
We're good.
It'll be good on people missing it.
I said something to tide you over.
Well, confidence right now is sounding like that could be a problem here too,
but that's all right.
We'll figure it out.
Okay.
All right.
Are you ready for us to call her?
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Elena, please?
Hi, yes, I'm Elena.
Hey, Elena, how are you?
This is a radio show.
It's called The Jubal Show.
Hi, Elena.
I'm Nina.
Hi, I'm Victoria.
And my name is Jubal.
What's up?
Hi, what's going on?
Not much.
Have you ever listened to the show before?
Yes.
Yeah, a couple times, actually.
Okay, sweet.
Well, Alina, we do a segment on the show.
It's called the first date follow-up.
That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them,
they can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting.
And we got an email about you from somebody.
That's why we're calling.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Yeah, what's going on?
Any idea who would email us?
I have a guess.
I did go on a date a few days ago, yeah.
Okay.
and are you still talking to them or have you stopped talking to them?
No, I did ghost him.
Okay, so chances are it's probably Damon.
That's who emailed us about you.
Okay.
You might tell us why you're ghosting Damon?
He's really curious.
Well, he didn't pass the test.
Like a gentleman test, he definitely failed that.
What is the gentleman test?
Well, so, like, first off,
So we went to this, like, really cool bar, but he, like, couldn't just add him to drink, and he ordered two drinks.
Like, he's doing, like, a tasting flight of regret.
And, like, the waiter was, like, making fun of him and stuff.
And then I invited him over to my place after to see if he, like, keep it cool.
And he definitely didn't.
What did he do?
There was zero show.
He just went straight to make out mode.
Oh, well.
Okay, so that was all a test.
Like, you didn't want him, you wanted to come over to your place but not do anything?
Right, right.
He's supposed to have, like, self-control and, like, show that he took me seriously.
Because, like, we had, like, really good chemistry during our date.
So, you know, he can show me, like, he respects me and whatever.
And instead, he was like, ooh, pass go, collected zero respect points.
I wait, what?
You literally told me to kiss you.
Hey, Elena, that's Damon.
He's actually on the line.
Yeah.
And has been listening and wants to talk to you.
Oh, I should have guessed that.
Oh, my God.
Hi, Damon.
Hi.
Hi.
What is happening?
This is really out of left field here.
Well, like, you were supposed to pump the brakes.
Like, I told you to kiss me to see what you would do.
Pump the brakes.
A beautiful, funny chick that is my...
me back to her place told me to kiss her we had great chemistry on the date like I'm supposed
to not do anything about that exactly like that's the assignment I say kiss me and you be a gentleman
so that's the test Elena is to just keep putting it on and wait for him to stop absolutely yes
he's got to like show he has some restraint that he respects me how am I supposed to pass if I don't
know there's a test well that's the thing like the right guy would have known I'm not just
looking for a hookup like
I am serious
who's supposed to know that
when you're the one
initiating the contest
I don't get it
but like if you really liked me you would be like
oh I'm thinking long term
here like there's plenty of time
for a hookah there's plenty of time
that have sex and like we can show
some restraint and
that wasn't you obviously
yeah my bad I'm just
I'm acting crazy like you told me to kiss
you and you're and uh silly me i should have been
should have stopped you i guess well like that's it
pretty incredible chemistry is super easy and we had that but self-control's not easy
like life is hard damon are you projecting right now are you talking about self-control
when you were the one that told me to kiss you well like you let me go like all the way
like we started with the kiss and you didn't stop me there and you didn't stop me
all the way until the end of the test when we were in bad.
I mean, I'm definitely not going to stop you after the kiss.
Wait, just real quick, Elena,
take me to the spot where you know that he's about to fail the test
and you're like, screw it, we're just going to go with it anyway?
Oh, I mean, like, we did have great chemistry.
He's not wrong about that.
And, like, Damien, obviously, you know, like, I'm attracted to you.
You're very attractive.
So, like, I wasn't going to say no.
So you wanted to, but you didn't want to.
I mean, of course.
Like, isn't that life?
I know that, like, I wanted to.
We had fun in the moment.
It was great.
But now I know that he's not the one for me,
because if he was the one for me...
He would have not...
He would have stopped himself.
So this was a win-win for you, no other way.
I'm sorry, everyone.
If I might, like, am I...
Is this like a coordinated prank radio show thing?
This is just obviously, like, why you're still single.
Like, you would have figured
this out if you really like
me. Yeah, man, I'm
like, really, I'm not any
closer to understanding,
honest. Well, Elena, would you
like another date with Damon? We'll pay for it.
Yeah, yeah.
We can go on a second date. You do
want a second date. What?
You do want to go out with me again,
but you don't want to date me?
I mean, yeah,
we can go out again. Like, we can
hook up one more time. Like, it was great.
you didn't pass the test so like it can't go beyond that
okay
you're okay okay I think that's a successful
first day followed then congratulations Damon you get
at least one more time to do stuff
all right thanks yeah yeah
Jubil's first day follow up
don't call me stupid oh right to call you stupid
would be an insult to stupid people
I've worn dresses with higher IQs but you think
You're an intellectual, don't you wait?
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
You versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez and a game of trivia for Florence and the Machine Tickets.
Are you okay over there, Victoria?
I'm sorry.
I haven't taken a sip of my coffee all morning, and I didn't realize how much caramel I put in it.
It just really hit me hard.
Sugar high.
She's about to have a sugar high real quick.
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if you think you have what it takes
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But I feel pretty good
and I feel pretty even better
in about five more minutes
when I chugged my coffee.
Yeah, running circles in the hallway
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and takes a nap.
Oh, yep, right behind her on the couch.
If you want to play,
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Next.
It's the Jubal Show.
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie,
is that all the work is right
and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.
It's time for America's favorite trivia game.
You versus Victoria, your chance to take on.
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Florence and the machine tickets.
And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Benito, what's up, Benito? How are you?
I'm doing good.
How are you?
I don't want to ask, but how old are you, Benito?
I'm 13 years old
Yep, I was right
I probably should not have asked
Well, okay
You're right in the age range
That really destroys Victoria
That's time
It's because you guys go to school
And you retain
All the
Is there multiple of you guys
Back there?
Oh no
Is there more than one of you, Benito?
Yeah, there's my mom
Right next to me
I'm driving to school right now
Oh cool
Are you actually driving?
I hope so
Oh, I'm kind of parked
You know, it's worth it for the ticket.
Benito, you sound like you're very mature 13-year-old.
You know, I can picture you driving the car.
Yeah.
You know, she's like, Mom, I got this.
We're going.
All right, we're going to send Victoria out of the studio while she's leaving.
Here we go, Benito.
You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass.
And Victoria has to be you outright to win, okay?
Okay.
All right.
She's outside.
The door is closed.
And, Benito, your time starts now.
Which celebrity chef has the most followers on Instagram?
uh gordon ramesi what direction does the sun rise in um east which band is known for the album dark side of the moon
think of life this famous actor had a rap persona called little timmy tim in high school who is he
which social media platform has gained massive popularity among gen z for its anonymous q and a feature
Uh-oh.
Benito's phone dropped out right as you started that last question.
No.
No.
He was doing so well.
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio, though.
We'll see if he calls back.
Oh, no, Benito.
Okay.
Victoria Bonito's phone dropped out right on the last question.
But he still did really good.
He's scared, do you think?
Yeah, I think he's a little scared.
I think he did a good job.
Yeah, you did.
See if he calls back while you answer.
But here we go, 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass.
Oh, wait.
I think this might be.
man, one second here.
Hello.
Hello, I'm calling back.
All right, Benio, cool.
We lost you for a second.
I was worried about you.
All right.
Hey, real quick, I want to ask you a question, Benito.
What Thanksgiving dish would be the first on a Thanksgiving food, Mount Rushmore?
Um, mashed potatoes.
Yeah.
Oh.
Victoria, what do you think?
I was thinking the green bean casserole.
I really like
You put green bean cassero
first huh
Oh yeah
It's so good
Especially the one that
Like my mom's family makes
Man
Yeah that can cream of mushroom
It hit
All right here we go
30 seconds
To answer as many questions
As possible
If you don't know
When just say pass
And you have to beat Benito
Outright to win
And Benito
Benito you can tell
Victoria when to go
Okay
Ready go
Which celebrity chef
Has the most followers
On Instagram
Go and
What direction does the sun rise in
I just said
Martha Stewart
Wait
Martha?
I forgot our name.
Wait, what's the, wait, Sunrise.
North, I don't know.
Which band is known for the album Dark Side of the Moon?
I don't know if that was North.
And the Beatles?
This famous actor had a rap persona
called Lil Timmy Tim in high school.
Who is it?
An actor?
Timothy, I don't know, pass.
Wait, I went the next question.
Oh my God, you know that one.
I know, which is what, wait, I do.
You totally know that.
Okay.
Well, let's send it over to the scoreboard.
Sleanie Gomez.
Wait.
See how you guys did.
With our scoreboard,
our social media producer, Gabby.
Victoria got one correct.
But Benito got three.
Bonito, you trusted, man.
Wow.
How?
It didn't even sound like he had help from his mom either.
No.
He was in the zone.
That's amazing.
You got Florence on the machine tickets, too.
Benito, just for playing.
Congratulations.
Oh, sweet.
All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Gordon Ramsey is the celebrity chef
that has the most followers on Instagram.
The sun rises in the east.
Ah, I feel like I knew that.
From the Lion King, dang it.
Pink Floyd is the band that is known for the album Dark Side of the Moon.
The famous actor that had a rap persona called Lil Timmy Tim in high school is Timothy Shalame.
Really?
Yeah.
It's really funny.
You got to see the videos.
And then the social media platform that's gained massive popularity among Gen Z for its anonymous Q&A feature is Be Real.
Wait.
Oh, yeah, Be Real.
Dude, I fully forgot about Be Real, not going to lie.
And I didn't know they had a Q&A feature, interesting.
Well, yeah.
Benito, thank you very much for playing, man.
Congratulations.
Rise in the east and it sets in this west.
Do you, like, email the tickets?
You just stay on hold for a second.
I don't know.
No, yeah, stand hold for one second.
We'll let you know all that info on how to get them, right?
Really smart.
Yeah, for real.
Okay, thank you.
All right, hang on one second.
Good game, Victoria.
It's really good.
Thank you, Benito.
I'll lie, though.
Hang on one second.
We play University at the same time every single week and morning.
Remember if you want to play, just DM us at the jubel show or go to the jubleshow.com.
It's time to catch a cheater.
Only on the jubel show.
Alicia is on the phone today for to catch a cheater.
She's been married to her husband Edward for three years, but now she thinks something might be going on, so we'll see if we can help her out.
Sorry about that, Alicia.
What's going on?
Why do you think that your husband, Edward,'s cheating?
Hi. Well, I mean, it's kind of a, it's kind of a bit of a story.
Okay.
Well, we work for the same company, but we work in at different departments, so we've never really had to interact that much.
I have a different boss in my department, and my husband, Edward, is the boss in his department.
And, you know, we're both very professional at work and we're very by the book.
So when we come home, we don't really talk very much about work.
And it's been good for us in the relationship.
Sometimes it can be a little boring.
But, you know, we just don't really talk about our days, I guess, when we get home.
Okay.
Until about a month ago, some things have just gotten sort of rocky in the past month.
and my husband and I have been going to therapy.
Trying to work with a therapist and then trying to talk things.
But it doesn't really feel like things are getting better.
It just feels like everything is sort of plateaued.
Okay.
And they've not gotten worse.
And I just feel like Edward, I don't know, he seems very detached.
He seems like he's bored.
Like he just wants to not come home.
or not really, like, talk to me,
and I feel like I've tried everything I could think of
to, like, spice things up and keep them interested.
Are you bored?
No.
You know, I mean, we've been married for a while, you know,
well, not a while, but three years,
so it's a long time to be married,
and, you know, it's comfortable now,
so I'm not really bored.
Yeah.
But, I mean, there are times when things have,
gotten sort of complacent, but that I think
that's just why.
Sure. Do you think that he's actually cheating on you
or do you think that because he's
bored that he might?
Well, here's the thing
is we both take
separate cars to work, even though we're going
in the same place, but we both get home.
He usually gets home a little later to me.
But now he's been getting home
like a few hours later than he usually
does. And he's also
been getting taxed from
his secretary
Lizzie, right before we go to bed at 10, 11, which is pretty late for us.
And I've asked him, like, why does your secretary keep texting you?
What does she need to talk to you about, like, 11 o'clock at night?
And he says, oh, it's just work.
And he's very, you know, I'll say, just stop, talk, like, stop being like that.
Like, you're being crazy right now.
I don't like that.
I don't like that either, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, it's very, like, he just has, like, these prepared and have
her is to kind of shoot me down whenever I ask him anything about Lizzie to where I don't
feel comfortable talking about it, but I don't think that's appropriate or that she probably
needs to text him that late. Yeah. No, I think you're, I think you're right. Does Lizzie know you?
Yeah, she knows me. Okay. I mean, coworkers don't need to be texting that late unless you're
working on a special project and it's like a one-time thing, but that's like not an everyday thing.
Yeah. I mean, could he be working on a special project? I don't think so, but it's, I don't think
So I think work is just normal as it's always been.
I don't think I have anything special going on right now.
But it's also just like the way he responds in his tone whenever I ask him about it.
He gets very defensive.
Yeah, not a good sign.
Defensiveness is usually not a good sign when it comes to that.
Well, we'll see if we can help you out.
You already told us what grocery store you guys are rewards card members at.
So we'll call, pretend to be from the grocery store and say that every single month we choose one lucky rewards.
Remember who gets free flowers delivered to anybody.
that they want and we'll see if he sends us to you
or somebody else, okay?
Okay, thank you.
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On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night.
Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician.
And I'm Hurricane Dabolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled,
Do I have scurvy at 3 a.m?
On Health Stuff, we're talking about health in a different way.
It's not only about what we can do to improve our health.
but also what our health says about us and the way we're living.
Like our episode where we look at diabetes.
In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic.
How preventable is type 2?
Extremely.
Or our in-depth analysis of how incredible mangoes are.
Oh, it's hard to explain to the rest of the world that you, like, your mangoes are fine because
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And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night.
Along the central Texas planes, teens are dying.
Suicides that don't make sense.
Strange accidents and brutal murders.
In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of Breaking Bad.
drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people.
There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.
Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Right in the middle of to catch a cheater, if you're just joining us, Alicia is on the phone and she thinks that her husband of three years, Edward might be cheating.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at and tell him that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers.
delivered from our floral department and we'll see if he sends those to his wife alicia or to
somebody else but first alicia why don't you refresh our memory of your situation um my husband
and i have been having problems lately he's been going to therapy and um things have not gotten
worse that they haven't really gotten better and lately he hasn't been coming home from work right
away and he's been getting texts from his secretary um pretty late at night and won't tell
me what they're about and gets pretty defensive when I ask him.
So just wondering what's going on.
Yeah, me too.
See if we can find out for you.
Are you ready for us to call him?
Yes.
Okay.
Here we go.
Hello?
Hi, this is Corbel calling from B.
I was looking for our rewards card member named Edward B.
uh yes speaking hi edward please don't hang up this is not a marketing phone call i'm actually calling
to say congrats you're this month's big winner wow yeah must be uh must be my lucky day what's what i
win um the flowers every single month we choose one lucky rewards card member at random to say thank you
very much for being a customer and shopping with us you've won 36 long sim red roses a box of candy
or chocolate and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want within the 50 united states it's a
$316 value, actually.
Wow. Okay. Yeah. No.
Thank you. Thank you. I'm in.
Great.
Yeah. Can I tell you who to make it out to?
All right. Let me get my form pulled up then.
Okay. First thing you all need is the first and last name of the person you want to send him to.
Sure. Yeah. Make it out to Lizzie.
Okay. Great. I will do that. And is there anything you would like to put on a card before I get the address and stuff?
Sure. Yeah. Put a lead.
I listen to the show, too, and Lizzie is my free pass, okay?
Whoa.
What?
Are you serious right now?
Putting me on the show, putting me on blast.
You know I listen to the show.
I know your voice, buddy.
Well, thank you for listening to the show.
Yeah, thank you for listening to the show.
Obviously, then you know your wife is on the phone, Alicia, and suspects that you might be messing around.
So you are?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm cheating on you with Lizzie.
I'm cheating on with you with Lizzie.
And I doesn't mean anything.
All right?
Listen, it's just logical, but guess what?
She's my past because you cheated first, and you know this.
Did she tell you that?
Did she tell you that she's a cheater?
Did she tell you she's a cheater?
No.
Let them know, Alicia.
Do you want to tell them or should I?
Alicia had sex with her boss.
Was her boss?
Yeah, two months ago.
You know how I found out?
How?
We drive separate.
So one day I came home, I found a condom wrapper in the waistbasket next to the bed, in my bed.
All right?
Do you think we use condoms?
No.
Okay, so then...
You're not ashamed I felt being cuckled by my...
Your boss, her boss.
So the way you deal with it is to cheat on me with your secretary?
That's the way I deal with it.
With your secretary, that's so cliche.
Yeah, that's the way that you deal with it to get back at me.
Oh, give me a break.
Like, we haven't gone to therapy.
Like, we haven't gone through this, that you owe me, you admitted that.
We talked about having a free pass.
Guess what?
Lizzie is mine.
I try to be a little bit cuddled.
Yeah, it's kind of obvious.
But for you to get mad about it, let alone go on the radio and call it out.
Are you kidding me, Alicia, you hypocrite?
Well, you lied about it, and it kind of doesn't make it better that you just did what she did.
But Alicia, you don't, I mean, yeah.
It sounds like, you know, you guys obviously have a lot to talk about or to not talk about anymore.
I don't think you should just try to make it an eye for an eye and get back at me.
It's like sleeping with your secretary and then lying to me about it.
You were fine with an eye for an eye.
You said you owed me, all right?
Do I have a free pass or not?
Well, then you should have just told her that you were taking advantage of the pass.
I mean, at that point, no?
I'm sorry if I made you feel humiliated or called you out.
That was not what I wanted to do.
I just felt like you weren't talking to me and you couldn't tell me what was going on.
If you wanted a free pass, why didn't you have this conversation with me?
Did you have a conversation with me before you cheated?
Do you think I wanted any of this?
Okay, well, Alicia, you know, you got your answer.
Work sounds like I'm really nice.
Can we just talk about this off the year when we go home?
I mean, I love you and I don't.
I don't want to keep fighting with you.
Do you guys want to be together?
I didn't enjoy being with Lizzie.
It was a one-time thing, and I'm calling it off.
I don't want to do it again.
I only did it because I felt like I had.
to gain some kind of control, all right, back in the relationship.
But, no, you're who I want to be with, and I hate this.
I hate everything about it.
I love you.
I love you, too.
I wouldn't give up on therapy.
Yeah, this is really good.
It sounds like you guys have something to talk about now in therapy.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
Good luck.
I hope you work it out.
I do.
Me too.
I'm glad you guys have love there.
Cool.
Thanks a lot, guys.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
I love you, I love your record.
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Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jubal Show is no different.
Why, it's the Jubal Show with your drunk aunt Nina.
Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez.
Hi.
And of course, who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our window from time to time
to ask if her cat, chairman, meow, can use our living room to host a TED talk on the benefits of knocking things off of tables.
Our social media producer, Gabby.
Hello.
And then there's me.
I'm Jubal, and this is the Jubal Show.
And it's the time a week where we check in and see what's going on in our lives.
So, Nina, what's up with you this week?
I went potty with a ghost.
Okay.
Fun.
I did.
So a little bit of background about me.
I am one of those weirdos that has a six cents.
And they've attached to me.
They talk to me.
It's just a thing.
Me and ghosts have a relationship.
So I went to Scottsdale, Arizona over the weekend for Halloween.
And the Halloween thing that we did was a ghost tour pub crawl.
Oh, that's fun.
And I got one of those like little tools that hunt ghosts that like goes beep,
beep, beep, beep.
When like ever ghosts is around, like it lights up and stuff.
Are you sure you didn't go just like Toys Ruff?
and buy like one of us. No, it's a real tool. Watch Ghost Hunters, Victoria. So normally I don't do this, but I was like, it's cool. It's a bar crawl. I can't get in trouble. So the first bar that we go into is this old house and it's totally haunted. And I was like, I'll be right back. So I take my little tool and I go into the bathroom. It's one of those single bathroom type rooms where there's like a little counter and flowers and all of this stuff. So I put the little tool on the counter and I'm doing my business. And all of a sudden, I look up at the thing, it starts moving and it's going, boom, whoa. Whoa.
And I'm like, oh, man, I can't get any privacy from these guys.
I was like, hi, this is a bad time.
Come to me after I'm done.
Wow.
Whatever.
So then I go back into the, like, bar area, and I tell everybody, and they're like, I'm not surprised.
There's a woman that lives in the bathroom.
And I was like, wow, that explains it.
That's creepy.
Yeah.
Her name's Nina.
She likes to watch people go to go, please.
Yeah, I think she's just like, you know, she wanted to bond.
It's a girl thing.
anything out in the bathroom.
That's true, actually.
You know, so I was like, she's a girl's girl.
She's a girl's girl.
I was like, okay, we can do this together.
Victoria, what's up with you this week?
Well, I thought I've matured enough to where I, it's been a hot minute since I've fallen down some stairs.
But this past weekend, I was in New York for Halloween, and a lot of those apartments have stairs.
And yikes, when I tell you there's a cute boy at the bottom and I was running down.
And my friend, mine, you just looks at me and's like, oh, my gosh, what did you just do?
Was this why you were a Hershey kiss?
Yes.
Did the cute boy try to help you up?
He just kind of looked, like, what just happened?
But then there was another girl who did help me up.
She looked concerned.
And then I kind of just got right back up and sprinted down the stairs.
And I was like, hi.
Okay, bye.
Yeah.
You don't want his number anyway.
He's obviously not a gentleman.
Somebody falls down the stairs.
He's like, weird.
Weird.
An old lady do that five seconds ago.
She's laying over there
but she's don't want to go check on her.
Whatever, I got things to do.
Yeah, not cool.
Can you just move?
I need to get up.
Yeah.
You look hurt.
Can you get on my way, please?
You're blocking the staircase.
Oh, look.
It's our social media producer Gabby stopping by.
Gabby, what's up with you this week?
I have a new fear.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
So, you know, when you're on the sidewalk
and people have their music up real loud
and you can hear like what's going on in their car.
Yeah.
So I've been listening to my audio books.
I've been listening to my audio books
in the car on my drive home
through the city
and I realized that some of the people
on the sidewalk were looking at me
listening to your books along with you
yes and my books are
spicy yeah they have some explicit content
sometimes they're very spicy
what do you what do you classify it is
romanticcy so it's like fairies and stuff like that
but they're like the romance novels
yes the last one I was listening to
was a werewolf one it was
It was very good.
But anyways, the people on the sidewalk were in it with me and we made eye contact.
It felt weird.
It felt weird.
And now I just, I don't think I can listen to him.
He's a guy like, turn it up.
That sounds hot.
But what does the fairy do next?
She's changing.
He's got to own it.
What's going on with you, Jubal?
Not much.
I've just been running a lot of red lights lately.
Why?
It's fun.
You better check your mail.
They are taking pictures of you.
No, I'm sure they are.
Mail.
Check your hair.
Head, homie.
You're going to get hit.
Appropriately running red lights.
Like, I make sure nobody's around, but it's nice.
I, you know, I live a life where I make my own green lights.
Like, when I look at it, you know.
It's more of a motivational thing for me.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm very proud of whoever was driving a few cars back from me this morning
because I also went around the people in like the middle lane and then I ran the red light.
That's annoying.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I got places to go, you know, and I make my own way.
You know, I'm not trying to follow the rules like.
somebody else came
a few cars back and followed me and I was like
yeah all right
I was very proud of them yeah I wanted to literally
pull over and shake their hand but they went faster than I was
I was like dude that's awesome good for them
they followed you this time to be like you not to fight you
yeah exactly yeah normally people are following me
because they want to fight me the way I drive
but they were actually like you know
it was cool it's like a leader of my own little
pack right there
that's not safe that's a new life motto
I make my own green lights in the world
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
So Hooters is the latest restaurant chain to make an announcement about changes coming soon.
And they've described their changes as a re-Hooterization.
Oh.
So I'm going to tell you what that actually means and see if it matches what you're thinking it means right now.
A hoot job.
Whoa.
In just a second.
But first, we have officially arrived at an AI milestone.
There's an AI artist by the name of Zanaya Monet who has made history by becoming the first AI act to appear
on a billboard radio chart
with her song,
How is I supposed to know?
So this is what she sounds like.
I mean, she sounds good.
It sounds pretty good.
It just kind of makes me mad that it's AI.
Yeah.
I know it's pretty insane what you can do
with AI as far as music goes.
Oh, but, but, so the woman behind it
is this creator.
She's a poet.
Her name's Talisha Jones.
And she's been using this AI platform called Suno.
Why didn't she sing it?
I guess she doesn't sing, but she writes poetry.
Oh.
So all the lyrics and all the songs, she's created.
She's the voice.
Yeah, the voice, this persona of Zanaya that's doing it.
Wow.
I mean, the lyrics are hers.
So at least the words are true.
Yeah.
I do feel like it would sound like trash if the words were AIs because it would be getting...
The AI doesn't really speak the way humans do it a lot of times.
So I think, yeah, if you just let AI do it completely,
it probably would not
the lyrics probably wouldn't be that good
but then who knows
I mean they do have some crazy AI out there
I know and then you think about how that's
going to work like let's say if she ever wants to go on tour
now are we doing those holograms
of a not real person like a
AI yeah an AI hologram
I feel like that's not as fun with
like touring wise to I wouldn't have fun
watching that but she doesn't
it doesn't sound bad and the words
are hers so it makes me less mad
but I wouldn't pay money to go see her on tour
and I don't know
I feel like the way that that could work
is if it's EDM
Oh yeah
Oh yeah with the lights and like the DJ stuff
Like you do everything on the DJs
Like you even mix the AI person
And with other people
I don't know do whatever
But some crazy AI kind of mixing
Do you remember the guerrillas
Yeah
The band the gorillas
They never showed themselves
Any time they went on tour
They were just kind of like a cartoon
Or like an image of themselves
But it was a band
But weren't they still go on stage
I don't think so
Wasn't that kind of like marshmallow how he's like a guy but like doesn't show his face?
But that's like for privacy reasons.
Yeah.
And Dead Mouse does that too.
But that's different.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But here we are in a new world where music is.
Text in 41061.
Even if you like the song or would you go see an AI artist in person?
That's a great question.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's interesting.
So other interesting news is Hooters is getting their re-Hooterization.
But again, I don't think it's what you're thinking it is right now.
because Hooters has said the founders promise to make modesty back in charge of the chain.
Um, wait.
Modesty.
Has modesty ever been Hooters' thing?
That was my question.
They say they're going back to their roots of modesty.
They want to make the shorts, not the booty shorts that go all the way up, but now just little orange running shorts.
So not wedgey shorts, running shorts.
When did Hooters open?
Basketball shorts?
Yeah, that's not thinking of.
Basically.
They want to make it more family friendly.
But when I think of a family establishment, this is a little.
is not the place. You go to
Olive Garden. You go to Hooters. There's so
many options. Chuckie Cheese? I don't
know. That sounds more fun for my
kid. But, I mean, to
each their own, I always had a good time at Hooters.
They always pretended it was my birthday.
But I did always kind of wonder
why the couple next to me brought their four-year-old.
Yeah, there are a lot of kids that go to Hooters.
So, I don't know. I mean, whatever.
I do wonder, maybe, like, back in the day,
like, when they first, first started, like, the first
week it was open. Maybe it was
like, basketball shorts and
not booty shorts
So maybe they want to bring it back to those days
It's called Hooters
What does that mean? Like hoot?
Like you're a hoot? Stop it.
Stop it. Are you serious?
Victoria?
Do you not know what they mean by Hooters?
That's a joke.
Oh, I don't, I feel like I want to be nice today. Can you do it?
I'm going to motion to Victoria.
What they're talking about.
That's what's true.
Wait, that doesn't make sense.
It's what it's supposed to be.
Weaving with their, you know, hooters.
Bouncing around.
That's what hooters is, but is that what they call them?
Yes, it's been called that forever.
You hooters.
Then they got the owl on the tank top.
What is the owl?
What's the point of the owl?
To disguise the fact that the restaurant is about,
I'm motioning again what they are.
With the face that he makes, with the hands.
Oh, man, dead.
How is my strutting?
Jubils
Dirty Little Secret
Hello
Hey
Hey you have a dirty little secret
Yeah I do
Sweet what is it
Well I have to start by saying
My mother-in-law just like
hates me for some reason
And I mean we get along okay now
But back when me and my husband
Like first got married
She just didn't approve
And there was sort of no reason for it
I was always super nicer, always brought flowers when I went to her house.
Oh, that's sweet.
And her dad liked me.
So thank you.
So it was just really weird.
Wait, her dad liked you or his dad liked you?
Or his dad liked me.
Oh, I was like, oh.
But so it was just, it was just weird.
And I just kind of wanted to do a little gotcha moment.
So one weekend, me and my husband were dog sitting at their house.
They were really nice house, really nice backyard.
Like, it's just a nice place to spend some time.
and we had sex in their bed.
That's funny.
Why?
Just to be like, gotcha, because she just, like, hated me, and it was so weird, and I just wanted to be, like, ha-ha, you know?
Just so you can know that you've also done stuff there, and they don't know.
Yeah, I think it's my secret.
It feels weird for your husband, but for you, I see the gotcha moment.
Yeah, and then, like, well, also she has this office that she keeps, like, meticulously clean and, like, spotless, and we did it there, too.
Oh.
So basically on all of her belongings, pretty much.
Nice.
Yeah, pretty much.
Thank you for telling us your dear little secret.
Thank you.
Speaking of people doing stuff where they shouldn't be doing stuff.
Oh.
I just saw this stat.
9% of Americans have slept with their boss.
What?
9%.
I'm in the 9%.
Nina.
you're in the 9%.
Yeah.
Are you in a YouTube?
No.
I've never slept with my boss.
Okay.
Anyways.
Victoria?
No.
No?
No. Why?
He was my boss at the gym.
Hi.
Oh, well, that makes sense.
I don't know why that makes sense.
It's like, yeah, of course.
But it does, though.
It's kind of crazy when you think about it though,
because if your office has a dozen people that work in there,
if you scan the room, statistically, one of those people has slept with their boss.
Well, our boss is married to one of the people that work here, so they're part of that, too.
That's true.
They were married beforehand.
No, they were not.
What?
I don't think so.
I have no idea.
But I thought they met here.
But either way, there is somebody sleeping with the boss.
Yeah.
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