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Episode Date: October 25, 2025

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And if you haven't figured out where your costume is yet, you need to, especially if you're going to wear a costume. to work because you need to make sure it's appropriate. And one CEO is actually having to step down from his company and making international news this morning because of something that happened with his Halloween costume. Oh, nice. We'll tell you what happened next. So you will show. Hi, everyone.

This is Kat with a message about tomorrow's office Halloween party. The company wants us to know the following. No dressing is a Karen since we have people of that name working for the company. No dressing as the opposite sex As that would be mocking the company's trans policy No dressing as anything quote unquote sexy Nothing political like dressing as the president's drool nurse Nothing satanic or religious

Nothing COVID related including bats fangs, doctors or nurses Sugarless candy will be provided No nuts plus soft drinks and water I'll be dressed as a giant candy corn again See you at the party It's going to be a lot of fun It's the jubel show And that's the way most office Halloween parties go, right?

You need to be very careful with what you wear to your office Halloween party. And I bring that up because a CEO is actually making international headlines and has to step down from his company, all because of something that happened with his Halloween costume at the workplace. No. And if you're planning to wear a work costume, HR people have chimed in with five things to keep in mind all because of this story. But we'll tell you what happened and then go over that. But a business owner has gone viral after what employees are calling the most traumatic Halloween costume in corporate history. According to staff, it's a financial solutions company.

The CEO arrived in the morning dressed head to toe as the grim reaper. Complete with a black hood and a Bluetooth speaker playing the sound of tolling church bells. Yeah, that's super creepy. To light in the mood. Very creepy, right? It was during the company's Halloween costume day. Unfortunately, the same morning that he came to work dressed as the Grim Reaper Uh-oh.

Was also when the company's quarterly layoffs were scheduled. Oh, no. Oopsies. I mean, he just dressed for the event. But it's also kind of funny. Right? Even if you're getting fired that day, I'd rather be fired by the Grim Reaper. He was walking around with a sign that said, it's your time.

And one employee said they thought it was a joke. until they got called into an office and let go. Well, he didn't know? He later said it was an innocent mix-up, and he had forgotten that HR was doing all the layoffs that same day. So the CEO showed up to his office for the Halloween Party Day, dressed as the Grim Reaper with signs saying things like, it's your time, and they were doing this huge layoff,

and he forgot about it. I'm sorry, but his CEO forgetting that his company was going to have layoffs is pretty crazy. Right. The company has since had to issue a public apology. It offered effective, affected employees, one month severance, and a free pumpkin spice latte. Hey, that's very nice, right? One month severance.

Not a lot. Not at all. Oh, well. Corporate experts say this incident serves as a cautionary tale about mixing performance art and performance management. Mocking the poor people. He actually did step down from the company after this horrible decision. So you need to be careful what you wear to your Halloween office work parties. You step down for that?

Yeah. I do find that dramatic. That's a little, yeah. HR managers also chimed in after the story with things to keep in mind if you plan to wear a costume to work for Halloween. But it's Halloween. Shouldn't you be able to wear whatever? Well, you have to use common sense, they say. That makes more sense.

You can't come in here in your little sexy orange costume. Hey, Halloween can be whatever you want. It's pretty much anything that could potentially be offensive, they say. should be left out of the office if you're going to wear a costume. I want to hear the specifics. They say, bring a change of clothes because even if you don't have any meeting

schedules, something could still come up and you don't want to be stuck in a costume dealing with a serious issue all day, which I disagree. I'd be more fun. Are you serious? I feel like on bad days when you know you have a lot of meetings and stuff like that, you should automatically come to work in a costume, whether it's Halloween or not. I think it's way more fun to be in a costume.

Yeah. Until you're in that costume, in a stressful environment, in a meeting, and you're like, oh my gosh, Like you're tripping over your tail or something. Did I do my reports? Sorry, boss, I can't. Pumpkins don't do reports. See how that works. We're going over a list of things you should keep in mind

if you plan to wear a costume to work for Halloween because one CEO actually had to step down when he showed up to work as the Grim Reaper because he forgot that they were doing a bunch of layoffs that day. So obviously, employees very upset about that. It was a funny clue. They say check your calendar if you're going to be wearing a costume to work if you have Zoom meetings

or other work commitments that day plan around them or just don't dress up. You guys, who cares? It's Halloween. Don't you expect people to be dressed up? Yeah. The person checking me out at Safeway is definitely going to be dressed like a clown. Like my dentist is always dressed like a vampire. Like, who cares? Also, it's Halloween. You don't have you a Zoom meeting.

They're also still at the same normally time. So it's no Halloween for them. It's Halloween for you. Right, yeah. They should understand that you're dressed up for Halloween. Yeah. But that just shows how some unfunned a lot of people are in, like, the offices, corporate environments. Well, they don't wear costumes

at schools anymore either. They don't? No. What, really? I can't dress up. I think it's a religious reason. Wow. They have certain events for it,

like the trunk retreats and stuff, but like to school, no. Really? They also say to make sure the costume doesn't interfere with your job. If you can't sit down or walk easily or if it's just going to distract you

all day, pick something else. That's what makes it fun, though. If it can distract you and your coworkers, you're gonna have a great day because all of you are playing with your costume and what you really need to do is come in costume

as like a queen or something and really own that role like I'm the queen bow down Sucka and then see what happens and it says the number one thing

you should think about if you're gonna wear a costume to the office for Halloween is make sure you talk to your HR manager first especially if it's your first Halloween of the job because you don't want to be

the one person who didn't get the memo and dresses up as something offensive or comes to work is the Grim Reaper where they're doing layoffs, things like that. Can we please call ours? I'd like to ask permission to be a fairy at work. What?

I wonder what they would say, honestly. They would tell us, yes. What are you guys talking about? They'd be like, dude, I don't care. We got way more problems than what you're going to wear to Halloween. I'm like, exactly. Have you ever asked? Do you know? No, but I've never got in trouble before. I even came once as Easter Bunny. Like, I dressed up like him, I got in trouble by the bunny, but

it was a really hot suit and it was like, honestly, I was passed out, so that was probably nothing like it. Is that here you came as Easter? No, that was that. at a different drop. What were you doing? I was like, I don't remember that. What was I doing?

Yeah. I was a lifeguard. You dress up as an Easter bunny as a lifeguard? That's a, how are you going to save anybody in Victoria? I was having fun. Who cares? Grab all of the basket. I can't swim very well.

Dude, that costume was so hot. I almost passed out. I wish you had to jump into the pool to try to save somebody in a big bunny costume. No wonder they had a problem with this. I'm like, hey man, just grab the Easter basket. I can't jump in in this costume. It's another. Jubile phone frame.

Today mornings on the 20s. Hello. Hello, this is special agent Peter North calling from the Federal Bureau of Investigations. I was looking to speak with a Ben B. Sorry, who is this? Peter North, I'm a special agent with the Federal Bureau of Investigations, the FBI, as you might know it. And is this been? Yeah, this is Ben.

And why is the FBI calling me? Ben, I work in the organized crime unit, and I'm sure you know why I'm calling. I do not know why you're calling. All right. So I'm going to give you an opportunity to knock it the fuck off. Sorry. You're going to tell me that you don't know why I'm calling. I really don't know why you're calling.

Because we can do this the easy way or the hard way. and I can tell you if you lie to me, it's going to be the hard way, Ben. Sir, I'm not lying about anything. Have you been doing any organized crimeing lately, Ben? Maybe that's the question to ask you. I work in sales. I don't do anything.

All right. Well, let's talk about a little bit of gambling that you recently got involved in. Oh, my God. You want to talk about that? I have only done it one time. It's not something I normally do. I literally everyone was doing it.

I just didn't think that that was something that was going to be an issue. Ben, I'm sure you're aware that illegal sports betting through a bookie is a crime. I didn't even want to do it. I don't even normally do that sort of thing. One of my coworkers, he knew a bookie, and I'm a Blue Jays fan. So. All right. And so you thought you'd go ahead and place a wager through an illegal sports betting operation that we've been investigating, Ben.

It just wasn't even that much. Like there's, I feel like a lot of people do a lot more than what I was doing. All right. Ben, I'm going to ask you to be honest with me again, the illegal sports betting bookie that your coworker introduced you to named Peter. We have taken him into custody today. Okay. what does that mean for me? Well, I think you know what it means

because Peter told us everything. No. I literally didn't even do anything wrong. I just, I did what everybody else does. This is, it was $50. I don't understand. All I did was give $50 to a bookie for the Blue Jays. That's just the, it's baseball.

All right. You're going to tell me. me that what the bookie, Peter, told us, is not true and you're not the leader of the organization. What? No, I'm not the leader of the organization. Are you kidding? All right, I wasn't born yesterday, Ben.

Do I sound like a baby? No. Do I sound like a little baby, Ben? No. No, I sound like a goddamn adult, don't I? Yes. Yeah. I wasn't born yesterday, Ben.

So how do you expect me to believe that? that you were implicated as the head of an organized crime syndicate when you've only gambled one time on the Toronto Blue Jays because you're a fan and your office buddy knew a bookie. That is the truth.

If you just believe me that that is the truth. That tickles. That tickles. Yeah. Keep blowing smoke up my ass. Ben, it's not going to end up good for you. It's just going to tickle my butt cheeks. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I didn't do anything. I will literally do anything to prove to you that I am not this guy. I've gambled one time. I put $50 down. It should be nothing. Ben, this is actually Jubal from The Jubal Show doing a phone prank on you and your buddy, Doug, set you up. Oh, my God. Doug, no way.

That makes so much more sense. He said that you never do anything wrong. And the other day you bet with a sports bookie and you were nervous about it. wanted to mess with you. Dug, that is crazy. Oh, my gosh. I thought I was going to jail. Either way, that's the last time I'm doing illegal petting with the bookie.

Wake up every morning with jubel phone pranks. It's time for Nina's what's trending. So hugging is trending this morning, and it seems like such an innocent thing, but for whatever reason, it's something you need to be watching out for in your relationships. And I'll tell you why in just a second. But first, have you trained your person? pet can your pet do anything cool um she can fetch my cat can fetch

Victoria has a cat I have a dog yeah um he can do some things yeah like like if I say guard he'll get down and start growling and barking oh that's cool that's cool that's scary except he'll probably run away if anybody actually did anything because he gets scared really easily it's just a perception it's okay yeah well I bring this up because turns out if you try hard enough you can pretty much train your pets to do anything and there is a pig that lives outside of Chicago

who is so trending this morning. His name is Norbert the pig and he's trending because he just got a Guinness World Record or 1-1, if you will, because he's skateboarded. Oh, that's cool. If you have not seen the video, they're calling him

Porky Star, no, yeah. Tony Pork, like Tony Star, not Star. Tony Hawk. Thank you. That one. That guy. So they're calling. That's so cute. There's a lot of like little bulldogs that skateboard. I used to have a French bulldog a long time ago. I trained it to skateboard. It was cool.

I could see with a French Bulldog. And they remind me of pigs, so that kind of makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. It is so cute. But anyway, he won because he took a 33 foot ride in just over 11 seconds. I mean, he was cruising. In other news, this

is really interesting. If you've been following the Louvre heist, it is getting its own documentary on CNN. You knew that was coming soon. Totally knew that was coming. I kind of expected a movie like Ocean's 11, but there's still time. The heist, the Louv's stolen crown jewels, will air this Sunday on CNN at APM and we'll start

streaming everywhere on Tuesday, and it's going to be a special investigation about how the thieves disguise themselves as construction workers. It's going to be all of the details and probably talking to some of the police, I don't know, not police officers, but federal officers or whatever. Do you call federal if it's in Paris? I don't know. I don't know. Whatever their thing is. Yeah, that. I didn't see a video on them yesterday, though, and it was kind of interesting because if they wouldn't have looked suspicious, it's pretty easy to think that they are just construction workers like they had one of those really big ladders they just goes to show if you walk

in anywhere with confidence and act like you're supposed to be there most of the time people will not say a word heck yeah that's me i've gotten on to movie sets i've gotten all kinds of places wait what yeah are you serious yeah there was a one time i was i was in hollywood and i was with some friends and it was like later it was in like in the evening and we were out drinking and stuff and we were very hungry and we walked by they were filming a movie and it was like a closed set but they were filming a movie but we saw the craft services table and i was like just follow me and we all walked in there And we sat there and ate the food at the craft services that they have for all the actors. That's so funny.

But we eventually had to leave because one of my friends would not stop hitting on one of the actresses. No. See, that's not blending in anymore. I know. He wasn't blending in at that point. I was like, Ricardo, we got to go, man. We're going to get arrested, man. Stop, Ricky.

Stop. She doesn't want any of your shrimp, man. He's like, I'm pretty Ricky. There's a whole thing of shrimp over there. Wow. Poor Ricky. Like, you want some of my shrimp? I'm like, no.

Well, that's definitely a lesson learned. But you can get anywhere, usually, if you just act like you're supposed to be there. Well, and they did. So if you're interested in looking into all of the details, that will be airing this weekend. And lastly, hugging is something that you need to be watching out for because now psychopaths even use hugging in devious ways in your relationship to control their partner. So hugging has become a big topic of conversation, and people are starting to analyze what each hug meant at what time. That's a deep dive.

I feel like it is, too. I only told you that because take it lightly and think it's okay to hug the people that you love. So they're analyzing what the hug at each time. Because if somebody is hugging you after, like, in the middle of an argument or at a time where they want something from you, they're using physical touch as a way of manipulation.

Right. Sometimes people hugging in the middle of an argument is a coping mechanism for themselves because they want to feel safe and know that they're still good. It's not to like necessarily manipulative for you. It may not be what you need, you know? Like, trust me, I'm a person like that. If we're arguing, I'll be like, hey, come here, give me hug.

We can still argue. Yeah, yeah. Like, while we're hugging, we're like, you're an idiot, you're an idiot, you know. Yeah, wait, seriously? No, I mean, we can still argue. But for me, that helps because it makes me feel safer to know that you're, like, still are going to care about me, even though we're in an argument. But I've been with people who don't want to be touched. So I have to remind myself, like, they don't dig being touched.

But most of the time, like, I haven't really been emotionally safe. But, you know, now I am, which is cool. So if my girlfriend now doesn't like to be touched, they'll be like, okay, just remind yourself that she doesn't like to be and you're safe. and it's cool right but some people do see it as like being manipulative like you're hugging for to like get them to shut up or whatever sometimes it's not that you know yeah sometimes it is that though so you gotta pay attention i guess so yeah you should really pick apart every single hugging your relationship oh geez all day all night just don't hug just another that's another good idea victoria just be aware that's what's trending first date of follow up powered by the advocates injury attorneys online at advocates law dot com Bella is on the phone today for a first date follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Callum so in a few minutes we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date but first Bella how long has it been since you heard from Callum about a week okay have you guys you reached out to him at all yeah I've been texting and like trying to set up the second date

but I'm getting nothing okay well why don't you tell us about the date yeah so I mean like we had a good time I thought he was genuinely just like a funny guy just kind right it's hard to come by um just like a good kind guy not the ones that are like flexing and sending me like you know pictures that i don't want to see and we had a nice yeah like i mean it is it's hard i don't know if you guys are yeah no it's a win when you don't get an unsolicited package fit yeah for sure that's a victory yeah like i don't mean they don't want it all right so he's not being a creep that's great we had like a cute date right it was like a weeknight kind of like ramen and craft beers

and like a little low lit spot downtown okay he had like a good you know boys and he just made everything sound cooler and I'm a big like humor person if they're not funny like I just can't do it and he had the perfect sense of dry humor and he also was like engaging you know asking thoughtful questions. Okay, that sounds awesome. But what do you think could have been the problem? I don't know. Like, so when I get nervous, like, especially I'm excited, which obviously I was, I tend to, like,

my stutter comes out a little bit. And I was ordering, and I was, like, you know, at the ramen place. And I'm like, hey, could I have some extra chili oil? So the leader, you know. Okay. The waiters, yeah, the waiters that I was joking, so I, like, panicked and just kind of, like, over-explained the whole thing. Okay, but, like, if somebody can't gross to you over that, do you think that's really why? I honestly have no idea.

I mean, we had good conversations, like I said. You know, he had me laughing. There was definitely chemistry, so I just, you know, I'm not sure, you know, why he's doing this. Okay. Well, how did the date end? we had like a super like long lingering like hug so i think we both enjoyed it um and like there was nothing like that when he believed like he didn't want to see me again or talk to me again well how did he react when you were getting all nervous and stuff

he just kind of like looked away like i guess he didn't know like how to deal with it okay so you think it was that awkward where that's the reason that he might be ghosting you yeah honestly like i guess it's like i'm super sensitive about it so it just seems like a little too familiar like it's happened before late like guys you're like oh you're super cute but you know it's like too much when i started to stumble but i just find a different honestly all right well we'll see if we can figure it out for you we'll play a song come back and then call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date okay i would love that all right we'll get your first day follow up next in the heat of battle your squad relies on you

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as part of the My Cultura Podcast Network, available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. If you're just joining us for today's first date follow-up, Bella is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Callum. So in a few seconds, we're going to call him and see if I'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But before we do that, Bella, why don't you break down your situation for us again real quick?

so I met this super cute guy on one of the dating apps and we hit it off I thought the only thing that I could maybe give a reason why he's not calling back is because I have like a little bit of a stutter when I get excited oh I really hope that's not why yeah that would suck if that's the reason all right are you ready for us to call him yeah let's do what I want to know okay here we go Oh, hello? Hi, man, speak to Callum, please. Oh, this is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Callum, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name's Jubal.

What's up? Hey, how's it going? Good. Have you ever listened to the show before? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, cool. Oh, thank you. Yeah, appreciate it, man.

Well, guess what? Yeah. Callum, do you know what a first date follow-up is? I do. All right. Well, that's why we're on the phone. You know, that's a segment where if you go out on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person can email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting. And we got an email about you from somebody. Okay.

Any idea who that would be? Not a guess, maybe. Go ahead, take a guess. I'll tell you if you're right. Is her name Bella? Yes. it is we talked to Bella about your date she said she really liked you but um doesn't know why you're ghosting her can you tell us uh yeah i'm ghosting her because of mike mike mike who's mike mike uh i mean every story she started was mike this mic that i mean after a while i felt

like i was a third wheel on the date with mike who is mike did she say who mike is or just about a random person named Mike? Just a random person named Mike. I seem a friend, but, I mean, he came up a lot. So you don't really even know who Mike is? Not really. It was featuring very heavily on the conversation, like, much more so than the typical friend, I guess. I mean, it was Mike said I should try this ramen place.

Mike taught me how to use chopsticks. Mike thinks all look good and green. I mean, just nonstop. And you never asked who Mike was? I mean, I didn't ask her to, you know, explain it. I wasn't trying to, like, you know, make a big deal about it maybe, but, I mean, it was pretty obnoxious. At the time dessert came, you know, I was like, she might be paying for this. Wait, so did it sound like Mike was somebody she was dating?

I did not think you were that insecure. Oh, hey, Callum, that's Bella. She's actually on the phone. You ghosted me over Mike. Oh, yeah I forgot she'd be on the phone Yeah You go to me over Mike

I mean you made it sound like You're very personal on earth He's literally just my friend I was nervous And I just like was talking too much That's all You said quote If Mike were here

He'd know exactly how to fix this chopstick splinter I didn't know whether to laugh Or to ask if Mike wanted to be a plus one I mean, it was awkward, it was weird. You could have asked me who he was and said you, like, lead to, sorry. It was, I mean, it's pretty obvious that you were, like, really, you're really into him. I mean, I was curious, I was wondering why it was coming up at all in a date, but, I mean, he brings you soup in your sick, he fixes your tire.

Yeah, that's great. I'm happy for you. I mean, it's just. Are you sure there's nothing more? I mean, he's the best guy, you know. No, he's just a good friend. Yeah, actually. He is.

He's just a good person. And I was just kind of, you know, when you're nervous on a date, he's kind of talk about people. And he's one of my people. It sounds like he is your person. I mean, that's kind of what it sounds like to me. That's kind of what it sounded like to me.

I don't know. I just wasn't really over the top for a first date. I mean. Okay. Well, and Mike wouldn't ghost me. like you did. See, I mean, that's what I'm talking about. You're comparing me to Mike.

I mean, isn't that kind of weird? It's not a competition. I mean, I don't think it's a competition. It's just a matter what you're choosing to talk about on a first date. I mean, if I sat there and talked about another woman the entire time, I'm sure that you would have had some kind of issue with that. It just doesn't seem like an appropriate date fair. Let me know.

You didn't text me back. You've got to text me back and said, hey, you know, it kind of put me off a little bit, and we could have talked about it. Why? So you can tell me more about Mike? You're not going to get over this, are you? So let me ask it to me really quick. Have you ever slept with Mike?

Okay. This was like 10 years ago one time. So you have. It was a mistake. We're just threats. Well, now I'm picturing if we're doing that, You're thinking Mike would do it this way. It might be do it that way.

Whoa. Oh, no. Callum, would you like another day with Bell will pay for it? Yeah, I don't think no. Mike's already won this one. I was going to pee with that guy. I told you it wasn't a competition. Yeah, that's fine.

But, I mean, it looks like a date for me. Good luck. Whatever. I'm going to go call Mike and see what he thinks about that. Oh. Day follow. Don't call me stupid. Oh, right.

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you? It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for twice tickets. So call us up right now if you want to play 888-343106-1-88-343-106-1. You can also DM us at The Juble Show or go to The Juble Show. dot com if you think you have what it takes

to drop an L right on Victoria's face. Whoa, whoa. That rhymed kind of. Why? You couldn't have said to try to beat her or to get squash by her. How are you feeling today, Victoria?

I'm not going to. I'm really tired. But I got to, like, I thought I got asleep last night, so I don't really know why I'm tired. Okay. Okay. So, yeah, it's going to help your performance or make it worse? Um, I don't know.

I'm kind of hungry. So while the song plays, I'm going to go eat something. Okay. I don't think that'll help either, but then drink my coffee. Oh, I have coffee. She's like a cute little baby. I'm tired. I'm hungry.

Here's my baba. All right. What is your coffee? Let Victoria collect herself. And then we'll play You versus Victoria right after this. It's the Juble Show. Crup idiots in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?

Picture me? No. The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are. It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for tickets to see twice. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Tia, how are you?

Yeah, I like it, God, how are you? Good. Are you ready to take on Victoria? No. All right, good. Victoria's not ready either, so that's great. No. All right.

Even playing field. All right, we're going to send Victoria out of the studio and Tia, the game is played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to be you outright to win, okay? Okay. All right. Here we go, Tia.

Your time starts now. Is pumpkin a fruit or a vegetable? Fruit. Which rap song holds the record for winning the most Grammy Awards? Ooh. Which brand of shoes is known for its red bottoms? Louis Vuitton. What TV personality hosted Jeopardy for?

for 37 seasons. What is the name of the summer camp where Friday the 13th takes place? Camp Crystal. Okay, cut that in, bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Tia, here's a question for you.

These kids were no help. What's that? Your kids were any help. If you had to date a monster for publicity, what monster would you pick and why? Ooh. Ooh. My boyfriend

He's a monster Okay I'm not going to ask any more questions Victoria if you had to date a monster for publicity What monster would you date and why? The only thing I can think of is Ursula from A Little Mermaid Interesting

And why? Why? Monster Zink I don't know She kind of ruled the underworld for a minute until Ariel came and knocked her out

You know, but that time where she did rule. She's an octopus, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. She'd be kind of cool, though, to like... All those hands would be kind of fun. Whoa. You want to date her?

It's like... Oh, yeah, I didn't... Well, I didn't have all an hour in the world. Water is my oyster. What? I was thinking the world is my... The world is my... Isn't that the saying?

The world is your oyster? Yeah. Water... But, like, it's the sea, so, like, the water is... Right. I'm ready to play the game. Interesting. Are you sure?

Tia, here we go. Victoria, 30 seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when just say past, you have to beat Tia outright to win. And Tia, you can tell Victoria when to go. Ready? No. Is the pumpkin a fruit or a vegetable? Yikes.

That's a good one. Has seeds. Give me a second. Strawberries have, no, they don't. Wait. Fruit. We're going to get stuck here. Braz or Perverts or Caesar on the outside.

I'm going to guess with the brute. Which rap song holds the record for winning the most Grammy Awards? It feels like a vegetable, but just like I feel like it's not actually a vegetable. Do you want to move on? You really got, um, which... And you're out of time. I was trying to help you. All right.

Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer, Gabby. Well, the Korea did that correct. Hey! But Tia got four. Oh, Tia, congratulations. Wow. You beasted on Victoria today. That's actually, I feel like we need a train wreck sound fight.

So, like, when moments like that happened, you can just hear a crash. You got twice tickets just for playing as well, Tia. Congratulations. All right, that's cool with my daughter. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. All right, let's get the answers now. She's so happy.

Aw. The thing is, Victoria, I think you would have gotten some of these. Dang it. But that's okay. So Pumpkin is a fruit. The rap song that holds the record for winning the most Grammys is Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar. Oh, that's so funny. The brand known for its red bottom heels is Christian Luminatown.

Dang it. The TV personality that hosted Jeopardy for 37 seasons is Alex Trebek. Oh, I don't know like his name. What is the name of the summer camp where Friday the 13th takes place, Victoria? Happy Summer. Okay, it's Camp Crystal Lake. I thought you knew that. No, that one I don't know.

Okay. Hope since. Tia, congratulations, and thank you for playing. Thank you. Yeah, we play Uvers. Oh, cute. We play Uvers Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play.

All you have to do is DM us at the jubel show or go to the jubleshow. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the jubel show. Eliza is on the phone today for it to catch a cheater. She's been with her boyfriend Cooper for two years, but now she thinks that something might be going on, so we'll see if we can help her out. Eliza, sorry you have to come on.

the show this way but what's up why do you think cooper's cheating on you hi um yeah i'm not thrilled about it either um but just to be frank about it he has no interest in any kind of intimacy i mean i've been throwing myself at him for the past two weeks and he keeps coming up with some excuse like he says that he's tired or he's not in the mood but that's not like him i mean he's usually down whenever, whenever, and this is not something that's in character for him. And that's really concerning. It is concerning, but is there anything else going on in his life?

Because for whatever reason, that's super tied to emotional stuff for dudes. So, like, if they're going through stuff, they don't talk about it, and then it kind of comes out in the bedroom sometimes. I can't think of anything. I mean, he's having a good time at work. Nothing is bad there.

everything is good with his family um i mean he just went on like a boy's trip recently like there's nothing that that i can think of that he would be you know up in his head about are you worried about the boys trip yeah has anything happened uh i can't imagine so like i've i've i've known those guys forever and they're good guys like i i i now you have me thinking about it I don't, I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have said anything, um, would, would be possible at that. But, I mean, like, I guess that is about the same time that he hasn't, he started behaving oddly. Is it just the intimacy thing or has anything else been going on? No, it's pretty much just the intimacy thing.

I mean, because he's still super cute. I mean, like, he brought me flowers the other day. Like, he's not, I don't feel like he's inattentive. He's, he's home, you know, he's present. I like I literally I can't think of anything do you feel like he's going overboard with how attentive he is and in giving you things like do you feel like he's making up for something no I mean like this is honestly this is the way that he is one of the reasons why he loves on me is just he's always been really sweet and you know make sure that I know that he's thinking of me yeah I'd feel weird about the not do isn't it especially after a boy's trip well we'll do the usual we'll We'll play a song, come back, and then call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at. And we'll say

that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free gift from us and its flowers delivered from our floral department. And we'll see if he sends those to you or to somebody else, okay? Okay. Yeah, let's do that. We'll get you to catch heater next. In the heat

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If you're just joining us for today's to catch a cheater, Eliza is on the phone, and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years named Cooper might be messing around, so we're about to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and tell him that every single month we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend, Eliza, or to somebody else. But first, Eliza, why don't you break down your situation again real quick? Everything has been going great with my boyfriend, Cooper, up until about two weeks ago. He doesn't seem any interest in intimacy, and no matter what I do, I'm practically throwing

myself at him, and he's coming up with excuses, and that's really not like him. I'm kind of concerned, you know, now that you guys talked about it, maybe something happened at the boys' trips, it kind of turned him off, and that's concerning. I hope not. I didn't mean to, you know, put ideas in your head, but, you know, let's find out. Yeah. Are you ready? Okay.

Yep, let's do it. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, this is Corbel calling from I was looking for our rewards card member named Cooper. Speaking. Hi, Cooper, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.

I'm actually calling with the big congratulations. You're this month's winner. Oh, cool. What if I won? Every single month, we choose. Use one rewards card member to say thank you very much for being such a loyal customer by giving them a free gift. And this month, it's flowers delivered from our floral apartment. To anybody that you want within the 50 United States, absolutely free.

You've won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate and a card to be delivered to anybody. It's a $316 value, actually. Oh, cool. All I need to get this thing ordered is just the first and last name of the person that you want to send them to, anything that you'd like to put on a card, and then we'll get with the address, and that'll be good to go. Sure Let's do Maddox Maddox

Maddox Okay Perfect And then do you want to put Anything in the card to Maddox Yeah Let's put I always knew you were

More of a brief Of boxers guy More of a briefs or boxers guy Yeah Okay And thanks for the other night And for not telling Eliza Got it.

This might be shocking to you, but Eliza knows. What? Yeah, Eliza knows. Well, who knows what? Well, this is actually the Jubal show. It's a radio show. Yeah, hi, I'm Nina. Yeah, I'm Victoria.

And my name is Jubal. I didn't know who Eliza. Because we do a second we call to catch a cheater, where if you think your significant other might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to, and your girlfriend, Eliza is listening. Yeah, and your girlfriend, Eliza, now knows that you. You're cheating on me with Maddox?

What? What? Eliza, what is this? What? Yeah, that's exactly what I'm thinking. What is this? You're one of your best friends? Whoa.

What's talking about? You're cheating on me with your best friend. That's what's happening? No, that's not it at all. I'm not cheating on you. Why do you think I'm cheating on you? It's like ridiculous. Why do we think?

Because you haven't wanted to be intimate for like two weeks now. And now you're sending flowers to some bro and you're telling him about his boxers are briefs? Like, what's the absolute dude? What, what is, are you, are you gay now? What, what is happening? No, I'm not gay. And you know me. Like, like we've known each other for, you know, years now.

We're not, I'm not gay. I just. Okay, I need some, I need some supporting facts here. okay because I have been I've been practically throwing myself at you and you have wanted nothing to do with me and now you're sending flowers to another man and I really don't know what to think about this

and you're asking him or you're thanking him for not telling me I mean obviously something weird is going on nothing weird is going on between us what are you trying to say that you're sleeping with your friend how plain do I have to be I've already said it like

thousand times on a guy's trip a chick wasn't involved what what is that what mean it means it wasn't like it wasn't like sleeping with another girl on this trip he's my bro we do that here and there thought you knew this what why how why why this doesn't make any sense you can't just hook up with somebody and then claim that it's not cheating. It doesn't matter if a woman is involved or not. Your genitals are involved and that's what I have a problem with. You hook up with your friend?

Yeah, guys do this all the time on guys' trips, okay? Like, we're just hanging out, we're drinking, playing video games. Something happens. It's not a big deal. I don't think I've ever been on a guy's trip like that, Uber. Maybe you haven't,

but trust me, a lot of guys do this. It's not a big deal. Oh. Do they? But this is a big deal. This is a big deal to me because you are cheating on me. It doesn't matter if you don't think that you are. I, oh my God, just hang up on him.

Just hang up on him. Okay. I don't even know what's going on. Eliza, I did hang up on him. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Yeah, it sounds like his definition of cheating and yours are quite a bit different. It feels like an unusual situation for sure.

Yeah. Yeah. How can he not? thinks that I don't know. I don't know. His definition of guy tripping mine is very different as well.

So I'm, yeah, I'm sorry, but, you know, at least you found out. I think it's something you decided if you're okay with or not.

I don't know. We have a lot of, a lot of thinking to do. I'm sorry. Well, let us know if you need anything from us, okay?

Thanks, guys. Did he actually say that they just play video games and hook up? Like, that's normal? the jubel shows

to catch a cheater it's time for nina's what's trending are you in group seven because you know everybody's been freaking out about it but I'll tell you this right now it's too bad because group six is really what you're going to be it's totally worth that yeah so if you don't know what I'm talking about at all I will explain

all of that coming up in just a second but first I need to tell you about this new Japanese technique that could help people with breathing problems it's called butt breathing I need that right now, no matter what I would anyway, just because of what it's called, but my allergies have been so bad and I got this weird allergy asthma thing going on and my ears can't get air in my ears and stuff. So maybe it needs to come through the butt.

I'm willing to try anything at this point. Wow. Well, it's here for you. They actually won the 2024 Nobel Prize for Humorous Scientific Achievement, but it's involved so much into serious research that it's helping people. So they do exactly what you think that they're doing, and they put it in that area as they, put in some ventilation

to help. Some people have complained about discomfort. Only seven people were able to make it through the full hour, but the people that did, there are still vital signs that they remain stable and that their suffering has reduced. Up there. Yep.

I don't, I don't know how I would feel about that. That just feels I mean, if you've had a colonoscopy, I guess that you kind of know what that experience could be like. It doesn't say whether or not you're awake or not awake during that time. I like getting colonics from time to time.

Those are refreshing. Really? I've heard that. I've never had that either. Yeah, they're very nice. I like it. Maybe it can be the same just with oxygen. Maybe.

Well, we won't spend too much time here. Just know that it's not... It's an option out there. Oh, sweet. So serious about that. But now what we really need to talk about is if you're in group seven, because you really want to be in group six. No you don't. So if you need to be caught up real quick, group seven is a viral TikTok

turn that started with a singer who posted all these videos and designated people like the cool kids if you were in group seven. Yeah, where are my group seven people at? Such a click. Hey, man, you're just a jealousy on group seven. I'm fine with being in group six. Really?

I don't know, man. There's a real argument for group six which is making me really want to jump on that bandwagon and you know why? You want to hear the argument for group six. Yeah. It's here for you. It's freaking straight out of the Jubil Show Studios. You can go to my TikTok If you want to share this song for Group 6

What's this? I woke up in Group 6 And now I'm getting money out of ice my wrists If you're in Group 6 You should get new kicks And keep posting because your videos To get more clicks Group 3, Group 4 I never seen Group 5

Because they don't get views on their TikTok Lives but Group 6 is going up And we don't even got to try So I'm gonna keep on yelling Group 6 till I die Group 6, Group 6, Group 6, Group 6, Group 6, Group 7 Steady wishing they could get like this

Abe's all hating because they ain't in the flicks and group nine they be crying they don't get no checks group six group six group six group five's

looking fried like some chips and some dip see a pouring champagne over here in the field because my life's real nice hearing no group six yeah group six

I that is jubal yeah that's me if that wasn't clear I hate that it's not bad it's so good that is actually hilarious

it was so good I was like, no, is this real? Oh, my God. Did you write that? Yeah, go check it out on my TikTok. Also check on my music wherever you get your music, too. That's not uploaded on my Spotify, but maybe I should put it up there. You should.

Let people use that in their videos because it's fire. But that is what is trending. Jubils. Dirty little secret. Hello? Hello? Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do.

Yay, what is it? So, this had to been like maybe 15 years ago, me and my bestie, you know, one of our drunken nights, um, decided, you know, we thought it'd be funny to steal her neighbor's. It's like a gardeny, like, ceramic pig. You stole your neighbor's pig? Oh, no. Dang. Yeah. It was cute and we were drunk. So, you know, I mean, it seemed like a good idea.

but the next morning we will look up to it in our living room and we're like, oh, like, what do we do now with this thing that we stole? Like, we can't give it back. I mean, we'll know it's us. So now, this has been going on now, yeah, for like over 15 years. Every, like, three, four months,

we send postcards with updates on how the pig's doing and we call it, like, the pig adventure. And it's basically chronicalizing the pig's life. And so, you know, we keep it going. So wait. So is this like the sisterhood of the traveling pants, but like... With a ceramic pig?

I mean, yeah, basically. Oh my God. It does go back and forth between our houses. That's fun. That's easy. Funny. Well, thank you for telling us. You love him. You love him.

Have a good one. You too. Bye. Hey, what's up? It's the Jubal Show's Dirty Little Secret. You have one? I have a dirty little secret for you. Sure do.

All right. What is it? Well, first of all, it's a dirty little secret that I really can't wait to tell everybody because this guy's a condescending I work with it in my job. Oh, okay. Nobody likes him. Uh-huh. All right?

Nobody likes him. He's a stickler. Everyone runs away from him. He has bad teeth. He has bad teeth. He has a bad person. Okay. Talks to your face a lot.

Anyway, so this is what the deal is, this guy's a buster. So what I'm doing to him lately, I've been doing this stuff, and I've been loving doing this crap to him. So this person is just talking. with the small stuff, so, okay? So, first of all, coffee mugs, rearranged. Doesn't know where you set it down somewhere else. Sorry, departed. Oh, look for it, Bub.

Now, mind you, we have about 15 employees that work with us, right? We're all in on it. All right, so it's not like I'm just being, like, strange with this guy. This guy really deserves what he gets, right? So anyway, at the end of the week, you know, we've got garbage, we got wrappers, we've got candies, we got, you know, snickers. Anyway, what I do, what I love to do is, so I take all these wrappers and I put them all on his desk. I put him all his drawers. All the drawers. All the drawers. I'm talking about

at least three pounds of rappers in the drawers, right? He doesn't know who does it. Everyone's sticking to the script. No one's going to flip on me in that place. Okay. So we're driving this guy crazy half the time. Sometimes I might just change a screensaver. You know, that's what my favorite things are doing. Oh, wow. Okay. Now the best, I got the best thing safe for last. Okay. best thing, right? Don't say nothing to nobody, right? But I'm f***ing his wife, too.

What? Yeah, I'm dinger. I'm lumberjacking. I'm trying to tell you. You should have never. He messed with the wrong guys. Oh, wow. Don't talk to your face again.

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Check out Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, campside media, and big money players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the Nimrods who almost pulled it off. It was kind of like the perfect storm in a sewer. That was dumb. Do not follow my example.

Listen to Crimless, Hillbilly Heist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm I'm Ida Goli, and I'm Mike Tegomers Rejorn, and this week on our podcast, Hungry for History, we talk oysters, plus the Miambe chief stops by. If you're not an oyster lover, don't even talk to me. Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells to vote politicians into exile. So our word ostracize is related to the word oyster. No way.

Bring back the OsterCon. Listen to Hungry for History on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. Come mehante, it's Anna Ortiz. And I'm Mark and Delicado. Might know us as Hilda and Justin from Ugly Betty. Welcome to our new podcast, Viva Betty. Yay! We're re-watching the series from start to finish.

And talking to iconic guests like Betty herself, America Ferreira. There was this moment when the glasses went on and it was like, this is our Betty. Listen to Viva Betty on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. This is an IHeart podcast.