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Who would have thought that out of all the people on hands you and I would find each other, huh? I know it's our first date, but I got to tell you, I'm feeling things I haven't felt without the help of medication in years. What? Hey, I got a fun get to know you, a question. If I was near alarm clock, how would you like me to wake you up?

With some light beeping, some loud clanging, or just one big dong. Where are you going? Why are you leaving? Why are you leaving? The date's not done yet. The dating world is dangerous. Please don't ever say that It's got a lot of landmines

And it's hard to even get a conversation started A lot of times Well, one woman is going viral today Because she says that she figured out The one question that will always get a guy To respond to you on Hinge What's the question? And does it work?

We'll go over it right after this. Do you wish more people would talk to you On the dating apps? It's the Jubal Show. Well, if you do, you're in luck Because one woman is going viral today Because she says she's figured out The one question that will always get

A guy to respond to you on Hinge. Yeah. Oh, goody. Talk about it right now. And also, she has theories on what you should do with the answer that the guy gives you as well. Oh, geez. So what is the question that this woman says automatically will get every guy to respond to you if you put it as your prompt on Hinge?

And by the way, if you do, call us, let us know what you think. 888-8-8-8-3-1061. You can also text us at 4-106-1. But here is the prompt that she says works every single time on the dating apps to get a guy to talk to you. You up? Well, that one probably works as well. But it's, would you rather fight a chicken every time you turn your car on or an orangutang once a year, but you never know when it will appear?

For a what? Yep. Why would we do this? She says that it works every single time to get guys to respond. She says that guys eat it up. Why do you guys want to fight something so bad? They always do, though. They always do.

Oh, get my testosterone, vroom, vroom. Yeah, it's like most dudes, you know, we feel like we're living in an action movie at all times. So you just want to fight something? You don't really want to fight, but you've got to be ready. Because you don't know, you know what I mean? Like, you don't know when you're going to be driving down the street, and then all of a sudden something's going to happen, and some dude's going to give you a briefcase to tell you to protect it.

You know, and you've got to do everything you can to protect it. And, like, somehow you realize that, oh, my gosh, in another life, I was taught all these spy moves, and I don't remember because they put a microchip in my brain, you know what I mean? That kind of stuff. It could happen, so you just got to be ready. That's why dudes love the question, I guess. Would you rather fight a chicken every time you turn your car on,

or an orangutan once a year, but you never know when it will appear. But I think it also is that moment for a guy to be like, this is how I could protect you. This is how I can impress you by taking down the chicken, you know? I think there are those guys too that think about it that way. But is it like, do I want to protect you or do I just, like, see it actually happening in my head?

Because this just reminds me my little brother or ask for a tomahawk for Christmas last year. For what? Why not? He said, oh, okay. I'm sorry, ninja stars. Yeah. In case he ever got lost in a forest.

I'm like, why would you be lost in a forest? Gotta be prepared. For what? I guess it's just a man thing. You just want to get lost in the woods. You never know. Animalistic. Maybe it's just one of those things.

It's like cavemen. It's instilled in you. No. But apparently this question will get guys to respond to you every single time on Hinge. Would you rather fight a chicken every time you turn your car on or an orangutan once a year, but you never know when it will appear? Here's what she had to say about. the answers to that question. I think a lot of you aren't doing hinge dates

quickly. Sorry, wrong. If a man chooses an orangutan, you do not want to match with this man. Well, let's start with, he cannot fight an orangutan. So he's likely overconfident, egotistical. He's basically gaslighting himself, so he's going to gaslight you, babe. And it's getting argues to argue rather than to solve a problem. So just trust me on this one, do not match

with men who choose orangutan. You want to match with chicken men, all right? These are husband and boyfriend material. They are practical. They are logical thinkers. They thought through this problem and came to the most rational solution okay they're willing to do something like a little annoying on a day-to-day basis because they know it's a smarter safer choice okay i disagree i think the chicken dude is boring oh i was just starting to eat maybe it's a safe bet like if you want safety and stability then i would

go with the fight a chicken every time you turn on your car guy right right because safety instability he always knows it's coming every single day every single time he turns his car on he knows the chicken's going to show up and he's got to fight the chicken right so the orangutan guy's a little bit of a wild card. That's what I like about the orangutan. Do I think I can beat an orangutan? Absolutely. Why? Because it's once a year and you never know when it'll happen, right?

So you should be in the, every day's an adventure because you're looking over your shoulder nonstop like, when is that dude going to show up? Okay, but... It might be the grocery store. I'm going to grab some fruit loops, and behind those fruit loops is going to be an orangutan, face it, it's on. But see, that doesn't feel very comforting, though, because then I feel like you're always distracted, waiting for the orangutan, and then where's the attention?

Not on me. Probably would be a bad listener at that point. Yeah. Or you forget about the orangutang. Like, you're not going to remember the orangutangetang. I'm sorry, but you're going to forget about it at one point when it doesn't come for like the whole half the year. And with your ADD, you would end up coming into the studio all beat up because you forgot that the orangutang was out there trying to beat you up.

Yeah, that would definitely be me. Like, oh. Hello? I'll buy the chicken. You're doing the chicken, huh? Really? Why? Yeah.

The chicken is smaller. Like, you know, they just can probably just run away. If I pick it once is that it? Picking it once? Maybe we should go further as to add. How would you fight the chicken? Because a kick to the chicken feels a little bit easy. That's not hot.

Like, you have to at least use your hands. I mean, I'm trying to take soccer, so I don't have a strong leg, and I'll just kick like a soccer ball. All right. That's attractive. That's what women want. The guy who will kick a chicken. I just would rather you reason with it. Just tell it to move out of the way.

Meno, that's not a question. Would you rather reason with a chicken once every time he's are in your car or fight in a ranganang and say you know, but you never know what to. What other reasons? He got patience. I love it. Listen, chicken, I hear you and I understand how you're feeling and I also want you to get on my car or I'm going to kick you in the

face chicken. Yes, it's your decision whichever you pick. That's all right. I don't want to dismiss your feelings but you're about to get kicked in the face chicken. It's another jubal phone frame. Hello? Um, hi, uh, this is Trevor.

Who, who is this? Oh, yeah. Hi, Skyler. This is she. Who, who is this? Hi, this is Trevor. Um, we haven't officially met yet, but I just started at your restaurant, um, two days ago. And, uh, there's been a little bit of a problem this morning, so I figured I would call you.

And I got your phone number from like the emergency phone number list. Why are you calling me? Where's Candace, your direct manager? You shouldn't be calling me. I'm on vacation. Oh, well, yeah, she's talking to the fire department, so I figured it would be better to just get you on the phone. Whoa, what do you mean the fire department?

What do you mean? What happened? Tell me what happened. Because of the secret drink, so anyway, yeah, I was just calling you to let you know that the secret menu items are not working very well. Secret menu items, what the borg are you talking about? Tell me why the fire department is there. Yeah, well, they're here because of the secret menu items.

I don't think that they went off like they should have. Secret drink menu items. We don't have secret drink menu items. So what the f***er are you talking about? So, um, okay. Let me explain because, like, sorry, I might be talking kind of fast because, like, it's just been, like, really stressful around here this morning because of, like, you know, people getting sick and then the fire and all that kind of stuff. And so, like, it's just been super busy. So, I need you to get to the point.

Oh. Is the business still standing? Um, well, yeah. I think so. But also, like, I don't know, like, it's just been very, very dramatic around here this morning because, like... Trevor, be honest with me. Where's Candace? Where is Candace?

Can you put Candace on the phone? She's talking to the firefighters. And so, like, I can't get her right now. But, so basically because, like, you know, I just started two days ago, I thought it would be, like, hullo cool if we had, like, secret menu items, like, how the Starbys and the other big, like, coffee places. Are you talking about? What did you do? So I, oh, well, okay, so, like, I created some secret menu items because I thought it would be hell of cool, but I, like, I don't think that it worked out very well. So there was the dirty unicorn, but unfortunately, a lot of people, like, started, like, you know, getting sick because of that one, you know.

The dirty unicorn, what the fuck are you talking about? So it was, like, it's a coffee drink, but because it's the dirty unicorn, because, like, Starby's has the other unicorn drinks. This one is, like, is with dish soap and also dirty dishwater, and then you make the coffee, and then you put it in the coffee. Trevor, what the f*** are you talking about? You serve guests dirty, f***, dish water in their coffee? Yeah, I thought it would be kind of catchy. Trevor, I hope you know you're fired. Well, like, I don't know.

Okay, did you say I was getting fired? What do you think, Trevor? What the fuck do you think, Trevor? The fire department is called. Oh, well, yeah, that's because of the flaming unicorn. What the fuck is a flaming unicorn? Well, I thought that one would also be kind of kitchy and very cool for, like, social media. So I put, like, 151 floater on top of it because, you know, we serve alcohol in the evenings and then set it on fire.

You don't have all these f***as ideas, but the fire department was called. Yeah, the kitchen set on fire because I realized I never made a flaming drink before, and then I got scared and tipped it over. I'm on vacation. I don't even know who the fuck you are, but I'm coming back now. I'm going to get you fired, and I hope you know you're going to be sued if my building is. to the ground okay well then i'll just let you know it's a prank phone call what what did you just this is actually jubel from the jubel show doing a phone prank on you and your employee kandis set you up it's a joke oh my god my heart my heart is going she said it's the first time you've

taken a vacation since you opened the business and she wanted to mess with you oh my god i leave for one week and I thought my business was gone. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks. It's time for Nina's what's trending and Nina is out today so Victoria has your trending. Yes, I do.

And were any of you guys Dr. Seuss's fans growing up? I know I was like the green eggs and ham and whatnot, but were you guys, anyone? Yeah, I like Dr. Seuss growing up until I found out about how he is personally. What? Okay. What, how is he?

Dig deep. Dig deep? Yeah, he was a jerk in real life. Oh, well, that sucks. He wrote the nicest, keep stories. Also, he started by drawing adult stuff. Did you know that? What?

Dr. Seuss got his original start by drawing adult cartoons. Yeah, like... There was adult cartoons? Yeah, it was back in the day when they didn't really have, you know, like the internet and things like that. So people had to draw that stuff. And he started drawing adult cartoons. How did he get into kids books? I think he made the switch to make more money.

Oh, smart, but also interesting. Well, now I have no idea what this be... Although, I would love to read some of his drawings with the poems. that he does for the adult stuff, that would have been hilarious. 100%. They should have published something like that. That's the make the real money. Well, apparently, a lost Dr. Seuss manuscript is set to be published next summer. I'm not going to lie.

You just found one? Yeah, I guess so. I don't know how it was lost, to be honest with you. Like, someone found it, I guess, but I don't know how that happens. So, I don't know, kind of interesting. Maybe it will be an adult book. Maybe it will be a not adult book. book. I don't know. We'll find

out. Wait, it's manuscript. Anyways. And I don't fully know if this is true or not, but it's what's trending. Robert Pattinson is rumored to be preparing his debut

album. Do you remember who Robert Pattinson is? Of course, Twilight. Yeah. Yeah, he's a twinkling vampire in Twilight. I'm very impressed. Okay. Yeah, well, apparently he's set to release music in a debut album. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that, because I don't know. Have you ever heard Robert Pattinson do anything musical before?

Nope. Have you? No. Oh. So maybe, well, if he sparkles in the sun, just imagine how he sings in the sun. Probably sparkles just as much. And last but not least, the Dodgers and Blue Jays games are heating up. I did try to look at the score, but nothing really popped up.

So the World Series is not over. It's still going. It's still going. That's your turn. reporting report for that. That's my trending report. But more importantly, the celebrities are out to every single game. And all I know is we just love to hate on people. Like, we're hating on Sidney's Sweeney. We're hating on Prince Harry and Princess and Megan Markle. I don't know. And it's just, I don't know. I'm like, guys, can't we just like have fun at a baseball game?

Like, they want to have fun. They came to hang out. Everyone else should just have fun and hang out. Like, we don't got to be hating on anyone. I think it's just annoying when you're watching a game as a spectator, and then they just keep shooting to the celebrities. Because you're like, I want to watch the game. I don't care that Megan Markle's sitting there. Well, that's what they did pan them, too, and they just got booed. So...

They got booed at the stadium, too? You can see, like, Harry... Prince Harry tried to, like, eventually gave a quick smile, but then, like, looked away, almost like, please leave us alone. Like, this is so fringe. Like, I don't like this right now. And I'm like, ugh. But, yeah, live, laugh, love,

that's what's trending. First date of Follow up, powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys, online at Advocateslaw.com. John is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Chloe. So in a few minutes, we're going to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, John, how long has it been since you heard from Chloe? It's been like two weeks. I feel like I've given it enough of time to, like, give it a breath and see if it was just me or something. I did weird, but, like, I really, I don't know.

I thought we were vibed. Yeah, two weeks is kind of a long time to not hear anything. I mean, unless maybe she's just really busy. Did you get that vibe? It didn't really seem like that. Like, we, so for starters, like, I wanted to do something fun and interactive, something that, like, didn't make us think about the fact that we were, like, just trying to get to know each other.

So I signed us up for a cooking class, something, something, you know, that we had something to do. And we could, like, figure out. out, probably all together. So we took this cooking class. It was more of a baking glass. We tried to make a cake. I think what came out was like pretty edible.

It was really cool. The instructor was really sweet. They had some wine flowing. They had good music. I want to go. Why do you think you're getting ghosted? I'm not, I'm not sure, man. Like after the day we went out, we had coffee.

We took a walk around the park and just chatted. And she was like whip smart. like annoyingly smart in a good way in like the best way she was like funny she was kind and and i mean i was nervous but she had me in stitches and i'm confused because like we even kissed it wasn't like movie magic it was it was a quick moment and it seemed like she kind of like pulled away pretty fast but the lead into it seemed very open and receptive why would she pull away i don't know And maybe she, like, she, like, wanted to keep things more print and proper for her first date, which I can respect. I mean, I'm just, like, maybe she has, like, a kid I don't know about, or she's worried that I have kids or something, you know?

Maybe she just got, like, weirded out or she hasn't been on a day in a while and was, like, maybe this isn't the right guy for my kid or something. I don't know. Okay, so she does have a kid? Or you just think she has a kid? I have no clue. Maybe there is a kid. I'm trying to create scenarios to figure her. You're just going deep down a rabbit hole of, like, reasons, and you went straight to kids.

I'm in the weeds. Anything's possible, I guess. All right. Well, is there anything else other than maybe one of you guys has a secret kid? I think the reason I care so much is, like, most of the other dates I've been on are just really, like, an all small talk. And we got into some stuff. We started, you know, really getting esoteric. It was nice.

It was lovely. It didn't feel like a first date. Nice word. Thank you. I studied my SATs. Yeah. I see that. And man, I don't know if it was like maybe she, maybe she's in like a polycule or something.

And I'm not the right fit, but I really, I just, a pollicule like she's Polly. Like she's in a, she's in a multiple relationships or something. Oh, I don't know. I'm trying to come up with like, you know, anything under the son to explain it. I keep replaying it over and over in my head, and I, like, I don't want to pat myself on the back too much, but I think I did a pretty good job, and I think I'm pretty personal, so maybe I'm just really ugly. Hopefully that's not it, but we'll find out for you. He's ugly.

Yeah, I don't know. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you, and maybe get you a second date, okay? Hey, thanks so much, guys. I really appreciate it. Yep, we'll get your first day follow up right after this. It's The Jubal Show. In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you. Don't let them down. Unlock Elite Gaming Tech at Lenovo.com. Dominate every match with next level speed, seamless streaming, and performance that won't quit. Push your gameplay beyond performance with Intel Core Ultra processors for the next era of gaming. Upgrade to smooth high-quality streaming with Intel Wi-Fi 6E and maximize game performance with enhanced overclocking.

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on the phone, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Chloe, so we're about to call her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But first, John, why don't you recap your date again for us real quick before we call her? We went to a little make-and-bake cake date, had some coffee, took a walk, shared a kiss, and that was it. And then you've got some interesting reasons as to why you think you might be getting ghosted. I just think I'm probably spiraling out of control.

All the reasons that I can think of is she's Polly or I'm ugly or, you know, she's got a kid and doesn't, you know, want to be dating around dude. I have no clue. I have no clue. Okay. Well, are you ready for us to call her? Yeah, man. I got to know. Okay, here we go.

Hello? Hi, may I speak to Chloe, please. This is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Chloe. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name's Jubal. What's up? Hi. Did I win something? I don't know yet, actually. But we did get an email about you, Chloe. That's why we're calling. An email? I'm sorry. What is it?

It's a radio show called The Jubal Show. And we do a segment on our show that's called the First Date follow-up. that's where if you go out on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. And somebody emailed us saying that you're not calling them back

after you had a date and they really liked you and they're wondering if we can figure out why you're getting ghosted. I'm really confused. I'm not really sure why you guys I don't really know what you're talking about.

A few weeks ago, you went on a day with a guy named John. um wait john i that it's not ringing any bills did you go make a cake with a guy oh my god um oh my god mackenzie is going to die when she hears this um yes i do know what you're talking about now um this is this i can't even believe that you're calling me about this this guy was like the complete weirdo i went out with two weeks ago you think he's a weirdo and who's who's McKenzie? McKenzie is my best friend

and she actually she went out with this guy and she was telling me this horror story and there was a group of friends and we just kind of had this bet about how I didn't really believe

how bad the date was so she told me I needed to go out with him to find out myself so oh your friend went out with him didn't like the date and then told you that you have to check it out for yourself

and that's why you went out with them Girl, that's terrible. I don't think it's that terrible. He was, like, pretty awful to my friend. I don't see a problem with it. He was super weird, and my friend was telling me about it, so we just thought it would be hilarious if I actually went on a date with this guy. So you had no intention of calling him back.

You just wanted to go check it out and see what your friend was talking about. She had a bet that I couldn't make it two hours on a date with this guy, and I made it just the two hours, and that was all an example. So it was a bet. What was so weird? He dresses, like, super weird. He had a hat with, like, these peacock feathers on it, and then had a flannel shirt with a flannel shirt,

and then a hat with peacock feathers, and then he picked his teeth a lot, like, with his fingernails. And we were making a cake. It was disgusting. Okay. He used, he just, like, used a lot of big words, like, trying to tell, like, make it seem like he was really smart, and it just felt, like, really unnecessary. Thank you for telling us, Chloe, appreciate that. And now I should let you know that John is actually on the phone and has been listening and wants to talk to you.

Wait, what? Well, not anymore. John's on the phone? Uh-huh. Yep. Yeah, it's Mr. Peacock. What's going on? I mean, I can't even, I can't believe you wrote in full words.

I can, I can just say sup. Wow. Okay. I mean, if this doesn't prove the point that I'm trying to make, I don't know what does. He wrote a radio station to confront me about this. I mean, are you kidding me? It's not that. Do you realize how unbelievably f***ed up it is to just go on a date with somebody as a joke?

I think it's pretty f***ed up that you decided to then confront me on a public. radio station afterwards so you can think about what you're doing too yeah i am uh i didn't understand what was happening and you wouldn't get back to me so i mean if you want to keep ruining and meddling in other people's lives just as a lark more power to you and and you're exaggerating about the hat yeah there are peacock feathers in it but it's a regular hat that's just like that's a little it's a little pop of color and i didn't wear it the whole time i wore while we were outside any hat with peacock feathers in it is not a normal hat let's just put that right on the table there first of all I don't know why you needed to come and confront me and anyone who's going on a date with somebody just to laugh at them with their friends is kind of messed up too

wouldn't you at least agree can we meet halfway you picked your teeth and then made a cake I don't really know what else to tell you about this situation I I mean, I do not know. And you spent two hours on a date with somebody that you had no interest with. That's like way more of a d-move than picking cake batter out of your teeth. I don't know. I won the bet. Yeah, I'm sure you won the bet. Maybe you can take all those winnings and buy a personality that's worth a damn.

Oh. Wow. Okay. I mean, I have a personality. I have a boyfriend. Wait, you have a boyfriend? Wait, what? That's so messed up.

Why don't you? You know about our date? What's his name? Maybe I'll message him. You went out on a... Maybe we can have a little chat. A date with John because your friend said he was weird

and you have a boyfriend. But you don't think that's weird? Yeah, it was a bet. It wasn't anything serious. Does your boyfriend know you did this? He knows that we have like a friendship like that, that we do like fun best like that. He knows that I don't think I actually told him

I went on a date, but he knows that, like, we do fun stuff, but it doesn't mean anything. Girl. You hear yourself, right? I just want to make sure that we're all living in that reality. Yeah, I don't see a problem with it. I don't know why you have an issue with it. I can't imagine why anybody wouldn't have an issue with that. But you know what?

Thanks for showing your true colors. I got the answers I needed. Chloe, would you like another date with John? We'll pay for it. No, I just told you guys, I have a boyfriend. This is, like, actually not. What? This has been such a waste of my time.

All of you can just f*** off. Wow. Whoa. Wow. She's gone. John, she hung up. I'm sorry. I couldn't get you another date with her.

She sounds super sweet. I think I dodged a bullet. So, uh, yeah. Victoria, date date? What's going on? Hey! Juba's first date follow-up. Am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

No. Not even. I didn't say that. It's like, why am I even listening to to to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance to take on. Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for tickets to something.

To tickets to... What is it, Victoria? It's the... Oh, what is it called? It's at High Pledge. I know for a fact. Okay, a second. Dochi at Wammu.

Don't you, all right, to see Don't you. Wow, not even client pledge. Tickets to see Dochi. So calls right now, 888-8-8-3-106-1, 8-8-8-3-1-6-1. You can also DM us at The Jubal Show or go to the Juvel Show.com if you think you have what it takes to dismantle Victoria in a game of trivia. Okay, we need to cut it out with these words. We need to hype up words. I need like, exciting, exhilarating.

You can't eat. To dismantle Victoria in an exhilarating game of trivia. That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant either. It won't play U versus Victoria next. It's the dual show. Don't call me stupid. Oh, right.

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you? It's time for America's favorite trivia game, U versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Dochi tickets. And let's meet today's contestant for U.S. Victoria. Gabby, what's up, Gabby? How are you? Hi, good.

How are you? Great. Do you think you are going to just utterly... Okay, easy there. Easy. Keep going. Utterly annihilate, absolutely. Okay. Thank you for filling in the words. I appreciate that. Gabby, why did you have to keep going with it? I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. We're going to send Victoria out of the studio. And while she's leaving Gabby, the game is played like this.

You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to be you outright to win, okay? Okay, dokey. All right, are you ready? I am ready. I am born ready. All right. And just so you know, Nina is not here right now today, so I will be asking the questions,

just so that doesn't throw you off. Okay, here we go. Your time starts now. Which novel by Jane Austen was first published in 1813 and features the character Elizabeth Bennett? Pride and Prejudice. Which artist won the most Grammys in 2025? Dustin Bieber. No, Taylor Swift, same time.

Okay. What was Mac Miller? his original stage name before his career took off. Mackamore. What is the name of the fictional country in Black Panther? Oconda. Which artist inspired the Brat Summer Trend? The what?

Brat Summer Trend. I don't even know what that is. Okay. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff, Gabby, here's a question for you. If you had to eat one Halloween candy For every meal for the rest of your life Which Halloween candy would you choose? Milk duds.

What? Milk duds, really. Why? Milk duds, so good. The caramel, it's so good. I did not expect that. I didn't not. That was one of the last options, I would guess.

I like that answer, though. It's out of the box. I haven't that thought. Wait, what's yours? What's yours? Mine? Yeah. That's a tough question.

You know, I was lied to it. as a child and told that I was allergic to chocolate when I wasn't, just so I wouldn't eat candy. So I've never really been into candy, but probably Sour Patch Kids. I like Sour Patch Kids a lot. Oh, you would eat them. Yeah, I think I would eat those for every meal.

I still have trauma from those sour skittles. Like, they used to just ruin the mouth. I know, that's what I was going to say. Roodle. Eating Sour Patch Kids every day for every meal for the rest of your life would wreck the roof of your mouth. Well, not only that, you'll get a lot of cavities. That's true.

Victoria, if you had to eat one. Halloween candy for the rest of your life, for every meal, every day. What would it be? Either a Kit Kat or a Snickers. Maybe Snickers, because it has almonds. That's kind of healthy, right? It gets a protein. Yeah.

All right, here we go. 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know one. Just say pass. Okay. And you have to beat Gabby outright to win. And Gabby, you can tell Victoria when to go. Oh, no. Okay.

Ready, set loose. Which novel by Jane Austen was first published in 1813 and features the character Elizabeth Bennett. Oh, oh. Pride and Prejudice? Which artist won the most Grammys in 2025? Oh.

Oh. Um, uh, Billy Elish. What was Mack Miller's original stage name before his career took off? Oh, yikes. Um, Jacob? I don't know.

What is the name of the fictional country in Black Panther? Oh, Wakanda. No, keep going. Keep going. You want to keep going. Dang it This is messed up

I'll ask it I was about I was literally informing the word So I'm going to go with that That's okay What artist Inspired the Brat summer trend Oh

Charlie XX Okay Let's send it over to the scoreboard And see how you guys did With our scoreboard Our social media producer Gabby Gabby Fantastic name by the way

How's going You're too You're too I'm really hoping I won that because that last question was some Yeah Yeah yeah You got two correct Gabby

And Victoria got three But really it's an asterisk though You know what I mean Yeah you know what happened It's like it's like in sports When a referee makes a mistake and the team wins It's always an asterisk by it So it's really not that big of a victory

It's like I was the ref in that instance and I messed up the call. You got Rob. Yeah, really, Gabby, everybody knows that you won. I think you called it great. I won. Yeah, yeah. You got a win with air quotes.

Oh, air quotes. You'll know the truth. Congratulations. You do get dochi tickets just for playing, and let's go over the answers right now. The novel by Jane Austen that was first published in 1813 and features the character Elizabeth Bennett is Pride and Prejudice. Yeah. The most Grammys in 2025 went to Kendrick Lamar. Oh.

Mac Miller's original. stage name before his career took off was Easy Mac. Oh. What is the name of the fictional country in Black Panther? Wakanda. Wakanda forever. And the question that is in question that really ruined this whole game. Not in question.

Which artist inspired Brad Summertrand? It is Charlie X-E-X. Gabby, thank you for playing and thank you for listening. Yeah, you're welcome. And shout out to my daughter, Leah. She got the Waganda question. Oh, no. Because I didn't even know that.

We play you versus Victoria. Guys, happy Halloween. You too. All right, bye. We play you versus Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, just DM us at the Jubal Show or go to the Jubal Show.com. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the jubel show.

Allison is on the phone today for it to catch a cheater and she's been married to her husband Ty for five years. But now she suspects that something might be going on. So we'll see if we can help her out. Allison, I'm sorry you're going through it, but why do you think Ty's cheating on you? Hi, guys. yeah, so it's kind of complicated and I want to tell you the whole story so basically, like you said,

we've been married for five years and I'm really excited because like, you know, five years is kind of a milestone anniversary, right? Sure. Now, Ty was kind of a wild child like when we met, but I've had time to work on him. Okay, okay.

Yeah, and he's like really absent-minded. He's always getting lost and I get that. But I get that he's like a hot mess express on wheels, okay? And I love that. But so we got married on Halloween in Vegas, right? That's fun. Yeah, it was super fun. And Halloween is literally my favorite holiday.

So we always look forward to our anniversary every year and we always do a couple's costume. But this year, we go to like start talking about our costume, right? And I'm trying to come up with suggestions on like prince and a princess and he's totally not into it. It doesn't even look like he cares. And didn't have anything to suggest. and this is the first time in five years that he's been like completely disinterested in it. So that was my first red flag.

Okay. Notice I said first. We have more. So it gets worse. So I'm like, okay, well, that's weird. But I'm trying to be on his side, right? But then I noticed that he's being weird about his phone. And he's never been weird about his phone.

Okay. Like, he'll let me pick up his phone and check messages for him. No, no, not now. And he'll go in the next room and I hear him whist. spring and I'm like first of all I'm not deaf I can hear you kind of um like like honey you're not that slick um but yeah so and I'm sitting here again trying to get them the benefit of the doubt right it gets worse so that was red flag number two red flag number three so he does the whole oh honey I'm sorry I've got a work late thing which I'm already like okay that's just yeah like again not slick and And he has, we have, like, shared locations on our phones. And I'm like, okay, I'll bite. I'm just curious.

And I go and I check. And he's not at work. Oh, where was he? He was at a flower shop. Could he be getting flowers for you? Well, he has got, he's getting flowers for me. I ain't gotten him yet. So, like, they're not here.

So, I don't know. And like I said, like, I try to be on his side. I know he is, like, always, like, like, like scatterbrained and like if I I feel like sometimes I gotta put a leash on this man or he's just gonna walk off into the woods um I know of those yeah I'm kind of like that so I get it yeah it can be hard to deal with sometimes people like me I understand that so now I've I've got no reason he still hasn't brought up any ideas for the Halloween for our Halloween anniversary and I'm just like I don't know I I never thought he would cheat on me but

And I'm like, I can't think of any other reason why he's hiding his phone, why he's going into the next room to answer messages. And he's lying about where he is. Yeah. Is he planning a surprise maybe? Like, would he be that type? He's never done that before. Well, you told us what grocery store, he's a rewards card member at.

So we'll play a song, come back, and then call him pretend to be from the grocery store and say that he's this month's big winner of flowers delivered from our Florida department. And we'll see if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay. More flowers. Yeah. Oh, God. I'm scared to find out, but okay. We'll play a song, come back, and get your to catch-cheater next. In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you. Don't let them down.

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Right in the middle of today's to catch a cheater. And if you're just joining us, Allison is on the phone. And Allison suspects that her husband of five years named Ty might be messing around. So in a second, we're going to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards member at and say that he's this month's big winner of free flowers delivered from a floral apartment. And we'll see if he sends those to his wife, Allison or to somebody else. Before we do that, Allison, you want to catch us up on your situation real quick? Yeah.

So basically, like you said, Ty and I've been married for five years. years, our anniversary is on Halloween, and we always have a couple's costume that we plan together, and this is the first year that we don't have anything in the work, and he's being weird around his phone, and he's not where he says he's going to be, and I just, I can't get over the feeling that something is off. Okay. Allison, are you ready for us to call him? Oh, God, I guess so.

Okay, here we go. Hello? Hey, this is Corbel calling from B. I was looking for a rewards card member named Ty. Yeah, this is he. Ty, how are you? Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.

I'm actually calling to tell you. Congratulations. You're this month's lucky winner. Thank you for shopping with us. Thank you so much. I feel very special. I'm not sure if you're aware, but every single month we choose one rewards card member at random who gets free flowers.

Delivered for our Florida apartment, absolutely free. So you've won 36 long stem red roses. box of candy or chocolates and a card to deliver to anybody that you want. Okay, yeah. How many, these are like a rock of roses or? 36 long stem red roses, beautiful roses.

Okay. And here's how it works. I would just need to get the information from you. I can do that on the phone in just a matter of minutes. If you know who you want to send them to right now, it's fine, I can do that right now. Yeah, you can do it. Great.

If you know who you want to send to, I just need the first and last name of the person you'd like the flowers to go to first. How about Shannon? Shannon. Mm-hmm. Okay. And is there anything you'd like to put on a card to Shannon?

Yeah, definitely. Just put, um-G, you're the greatest. I can never repay you. And thank you very much, Ty. And the next thing is I just need to tell you that this is not a grocery store. This is actually the Jubal show. It's a radio show. My name is Jubal.

I'm Nina. Hi, and I'm Victoria. I'm not getting flowers, free flowers. No, we do a segment on a show where if you think you're single, another might be messing around you see who they send flowers to and your wife Allison is actually on the phone oh okay cool let's see where that's good what okay cool who is Shannon really you're gonna send flowers to some other girl our anniversary literally like oh what it's I don't even know what day it is right now I'm so

freaking mad what the hell just wait until I call your mother dude you're gonna rue the day that you met me I swear to God oh yeah what is wrong with you Hi, hello Okay Oh my god Dude, like I'm sorry Like

Okay, so let me guess Mr. I'm sure you have some great excuse Uh huh Yeah Now would be a good time Ty Earth to Ty today, yes please Thank you

Honey are you done Okay So no I'm not shooting this I'm not shooting Okay. What are you doing? Then why are you sending flowers to Shannon? Well, I don't know if she told you, but our anniversary is on Halloween.

She did. Yeah. Yeah. So she came up with this idea, like a prince, princess type, you know, collaborative costume for our five-year anniversary. And I kind of tried to let her down gently and not be offensive, but it just sounded, it sounded so basic. I was like, okay, cool, we're going to be Disney Prince and Princess. This is five years. I mean.

Like, we've overcome a lot. So I was like, you need to be special. It needs to be like memorable. So I have a friend Shannon from work, the person who I was going to send the flowers to. And Shannon is also a professional makeup artist. And she's worked on a bunch of cool stuff. She worked on The Walking Dead. And so I was like, I got this idea.

I started begging her. I was like, please help me with this. And she agreed to make, you know, help out with her anniversary. or make it special, so she's been helping with the costume and, like, the makeup idea. So, babe. Yeah, I don't even know. Like, if you're coming up with this on the spot,

this is, like, the best bull crap you've ever made up, and I'm not entirely sure I believe you yet, but... Okay. Also, I'm not basic, and I don't think I appreciate that. Okay, that's also fair. I knew that was coming. Okay, so... It's not boring.

It is. Anyway, whatever. It could have been cute. Sure. So for a five anniversary, I was like, I want to marry you again. But as a zombie, that would be so cool. So Shannon helped me come up with a zombie bride. Listen, you're going to be a zombie bride. I'm going to be a zombie groom. And we're going to be like totally cool and like rotting, decaying, you know, and you have my curiosity. You know, have my attention. You may play. I'm going to send you some spec pictures like we've been messing around with some of the makeup that we're going to do. I've been, maybe I have some prosthetic residue on my face when I come home, but we've been playing around with it. And I've been planning this for a long time, hence whatever, you know, strange habits I've been displaying, but I want to make it perfect. Oh, you mean like the immense guilt every time you try to look me in the eye.

Like, you're the worst liar I ever met, I swear. Well, it's like an eyeing. I think that's a good quality. Yeah. It is. Not if I think you're cheating on me. Hey, I just sent you a text of like, of kind of a mockup of what? Just check your phone real quick.

Oh. Okay. You're right? Okay, I kind of love it. How are you going to do this reveal? Were you just going to come home like a zombie and tell her to go put something on that you have laid out for her or what?

Yeah, I was going to come home as a zombie and Shannon was going to come with me and then we would present it to her and then she would do hers. Oh, okay. All right. He didn't think that that would cost a heart attack with no discussion of anniversary before the day.

Bring a random woman in a babe, happy anniversary. I mean, I'm glad you're heading harder in the right place. Sorry to ruin the surprise, Allison, but at least now you know Ty's not cheating. You know, I'm going to be honest. I think you guys have a point. If he had come home like that, I might accidentally hit him with something. So maybe a radio reveal. What's the best way to go about?

Congratulations on the zombie wedding. Ty, I'm sorry. Eat some brains. I'm also mad at you still, but I'm also sorry. The jubel shows. To Catch a Cheater. I have a question. Yes.

I was raising my hand. The guy was hot, yes. Why did the server know about your schedule? Because he was trying to get to take shots, and I said yes. And my friend said, no, he gets to go to the airport in like 40 minutes. Got it. And I was like, don't pay attention to her. She's lame.

Yeah. I was like, she's just even more hunger than I am. Like, that's how you get over this stuff. Come on, bring the shots over. That's what happened last week when we checked in with the Jubel show. Did one of us get hammered and almost missed a flight this week? Yeah. You'll find out when we check in with the show right after this.

Thank you, my friend. Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant. Ready. And if you do, a party. Invited everyone. Pull off the mic just a little. You would see the biggest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say,

Thank you for being a friend. Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters. Have some characters, and the Jubal Show is no different. Why, it's the Jubal Show with your drunk Aunt Nina. Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. Hi. And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our window from time to time

to ask if her rabbits or hopslot can host a speed dating event for lonely bunnies in our living room. Our social media producer, Gabby. Hey. And then there's me. I'm Jubal, and this is the Jubal Show. And this is the time of week where we check in and see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you this week? I have a new pet peeve.

Uh-oh. turns out it's not just a pet peeve, it's a form of digital phobia, and they do call it meme phobia. So my issue is, is this. Okay? If you're going to send me a meme or video list, I am here for it, do that. But please check. If there

are 10 in a row, and I have not seen it or responded to it, stop. What if they are voice memos? I'm not even talking about voice memos, which I also don't like. I'm talking about people that send me 10 memes, just like right now I was trying to catch up. My friend Astro was sending me all this stuff, and I'm so behind.

on everything that she sent me, and it's giving me so much anxiety. Like, it's funny, it's sad, it's relatable. It's like, ah, it's overload. I don't want it. I don't want it. Well, you need to get with the program then. No, I don't. Check yourself. If it does not say seen, or I responded,

halt for seeing its caution. I don't want it. Then I'll forget, and I won't send it to you. Okay, that's okay. Isn't it kind of sweet that she's thinking of you, though? Yeah. I can't keep up. If you're really thinking of me, would know to wait until I've had a chance to see him and then we can laugh about it

together I'm like she's five memes ahead of me yeah man got to get on that vibe I'm not that fast I'm living in real life Victoria what's up with you this week I have a big issue that I got to try to figure out and it is what I'm going to get Mamosa my cat for Halloween I haven't had her costume yet no because I've been looking and I don't know which one I looked I have options okay my first option was a cat taco but the issue with That is the only option. I like the cat taco costumes. I do too.

But the only options is a fish taco, but they only have small slash medium. Like that's one size. And I need to be just a medium. Why does that have to be a taco? What do you mean? Why should have to be a taco? We have to just like really hone in on our heritage skills. Okay.

What is what you want her to be. Well, yes, but that one doesn't fit. So another option is a bear, who bear, or she can be a little dragon. I like that. Oh, isn't it so cute. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

We'll keep us posted. I will. Gabby, what's up with you this week? So I went to a sports bar with my husband and our friends, and it was a sports bar specifically for sports betting. Okay. And I know women get a bad rep for being kind of emotional, but I've never seen a group of humans as emotional as the men in that.

Oh, watching guys who are going on the game, melting down if they think they're going to lose the game and they're going to lose their money to is pretty fun. It was crazy. And it was like a range of emotions, right? Like there's some guys on this side of the room that are like up on the tables, like pounding beers, hooting and hollering. And then the guys over here are like crying, consoling each other.

And Gabby, our social media producer, is pregnant. So you saw those guys experience the same emotions that you probably have on a daily basis. Exactly. It was solidarity. Am I hanging out with a bunch of dudes at a bar or a bunch of pregnant women just going through it right now? You can't tell the difference. What's going on with you? I just want to give a warning to anybody out there who wants to stop at any Halloween-themed bars.

It is Halloween. And, you know, sometimes they do those pop-up bars where a Halloween-themed and stuff like that. They're fun, yeah. Yeah. And they are fun. But my girlfriend and I and a few friends went out to do some stuff the other night, you know, hanging out. And we went into one of those bars because we didn't know where one was. We're like, hey, that one looks like it's got a bunch of Halloween decorations and everything up.

So it looks like a Halloween pop-up bar. And then we got up to the front of the door, and there was a bouncer outside and they said, to just let you know, we're doing an event here in like half an hour. You guys can come and get drinks or whatever, but you will have to pay cover if you want to stay for that event. We're like, oh, cool. So it must be a Halloween pop-up bar. And so we sit there, we get our drinks, and then they start covering all of the windows in the place with curtains.

Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. It sounds so exciting. What was it? And then the dude walks up to the table and he's like, just to let you guys know in about one minute, I'm going to be getting buck naked. And everybody else in here is going to be getting naked. That's not what I thought.

I thought that's where this was going. So this is a naked sex party. It's happening in about 30 minutes. You guys are welcome to stay if you paid $15. It's real. And I was like, is that even legal? Can they do that at bars? I don't know.

I didn't think so. You went to a naked sex party? Not on purpose. Anyway, we accidentally showed up at a naked sex party. That's so cool because for the longest time I thought it was like a myth. It's real. Yeah, it happens. Wow.

Yeah, and I did not want to see that dude. I was like, I'm finishing my drink right now. Everybody at this table, please pound your drinks. We'll get out of here. $15 seems kind of cheap. I mean, that's my other thought too. If you're going to be doing that for 15 bucks, like... It sounds expensive.

It does. I don't understand, okay, I have to pay now to also be at this party. Like, wow. That's so cool. Yeah, so just, you know, make sure you check what the event is for if they say there's an event coming up so that you know, so you're not just like,

Mid-drinking, like, maybe we should get some food. And then a guy comes up and goes, in one minute, I'm getting naked. And so is everybody else, suckas. Exactly there. Come out in 45 seconds. It's going down in the last 15 and we're leaving. The one time it wasn't jubal. Yeah, exactly.

It's time for Nina's what's trending. Nina's not in right now, so Victoria has your trending. Yeah, I do. And there's a perfect way to predict whether your relationship is doomed or not. Perfect for cuffing season. And I'll tell you about that in 60 seconds. Okay. Yeah.

But in other news, language apps are at an all-time high for downloads right now, and apparently it's because people are trying to learn Spanish as quick as they can before Bad Money performs at the Super Bowl, which I think is absolutely amazing. I think it's funny also because a lot of my friends just want to figure out his songs. Right. Just listening to that on repeat. Look at that. Bad Bunny, I mean, props to him, right? People are learning whole whole language.

Brought a whole new source of money to. Puerto Rico with having his residency there. Oh, you went there. Yeah, that was fun. It was amazing. And, like, you know, there's so many people coming into the country for that. And then he actually inspiring people to learn Spanish in America. A whole language.

Like, not just his songs, but a whole language. Yeah. And you only have, I think, like, two more months to. No, that's a lie. I just can't do math. You have, like, three or four months to go. So that's somewhere in time. Yes, exactly.

Well, keeping it in celebrity pop culture, a big congratulations is an order specifically to Captain America himself Chris Evans because him and his wife Alba Battista who they just welcomed their first baby

Oh Baby America Yes It's a baby America I can't scream right now with that just made me so happy So for anyone who wants to congratulate them

I guess you can I don't know But if anybody who thinks it's actually going to matter if you say anything to them, go for it. But they probably don't care because they're celebrities. Yeah, I realized I had no way to end that story. I just put it in there because I wanted to talk about Captain America.

So, now I have. And now, how to predict if your relationship is doomed. And this is perfect for everyone who's about to get cuffed up this season. Because whenever I feel like the weather changes, it starts to you fall, everyone's like, oh my gosh, I want to get cuffed up. So. Well, you got holidays coming up where if someone buys your gifts, you know. Oh, so true.

So maybe, like, wait to see if it's doomed after the gifts at least. I mean, come on. But it's called the bird theory. And apparently this test to see if your relationship is going to be doomed, whatever. But you're supposed to say something to your partner, something very boring and mundane, like, oh, my gosh. Like, look at that bird. But you're supposed to say it very excited, like, and very happy, and just see if they match your energy. Which I don't really know why this is a theory.

It honestly feels like just a vibe test. Right. So I don't know why we have to make theories to figure out if your relationship is going to be doomed or not. If you haven't been vibing with your man for the past like five months, I promise you, this theory is not going to make a difference. Yeah, that's pretty true. If you say something and your partner just doesn't care at all, chances are... They just don't care.

They just don't really care. If you're like, hey, look at that cool bird over. They're like, shut up. You're always talking about stupid birds anyway. More about me. And that tells you it's supposed to last forever. Right. Yeah, no, take the hint.

Sorry, guys. Just like, leave. But yeah, so try it out and it fails. Maybe try the orange peel. or like I said, just leave, break up with the person. Who knows? What's the orange pill theory? That one was a while back that we talked about.

Oh, it was on TikTok, that's right. You start to pill an orange and then hand it to somebody and see if they pill the rest of it for you. Yeah. I'm realizing all of these theories come from TikTok. So, like, we should really be taking more hints from that. I don't really know. I've never been in a relationship. But let me know how it goes if you do test it out.

But what I do know also is that's what's trending. Jubils. Dirty little secret. Hello? Hello? Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I sure do Sweet, what is it?

All right, so a month ago I got a I got a paternity test on my son without my wife knowing Okay Why did you do that?

Well, okay So I'm Mexicano and my wife is Colombiana And we have dark hair We have brown eyes Our parents both Olive skin, darker skin And daughter, you get the idea, right?

Right. And our son was born, blue eyes, blonde hair. I mean, it happens. It does happen. Right. Well, see, so that's the thing. And I thought, okay, okay, it's fine. It's fine.

But then I'm like thinking and I'm looking, I'm thinking, and I'm looking at my uncle's, my ass, I'm like, no one really has. So after a couple years, you know, I was like, oh, and I'd get comments from people just being jerks about, like, the commentary you get when you get a newborn. and people feel like they can say anything and they were saying, like, oh, it's the mailman baby. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, like, really. And it got to me, it got to me, right?

It got to me. So that's why I did it. And so he's mine. He's mine. Great. Four percent. Why? Congratulations.

You have a son. I was relieved. I was relieved, like totally relieved. And then just like, a hundred percent like, just guilty because I just did this. And I, you know, so I've. brought it up jokingly with my wife, like, ah, you know, the other day, so-and-so made this comment, whatever, what if we just got to, let's go get a fraternity says, just, you know, blah, blah, kind of like, try to, and she got pissed.

Yeah, she did. Yeah. You're accusing her of cheating on you. Well, of course. And then like an idiot, you know, I'm hearing all these other things. And I have no reason to doubt my wife's faithfulness. So anyway, I'm, I'm just like, okay, I think, like, I go literally, like, one day I'm thinking, okay, I'm going to, I'm going to put this in the vault, you know, it's a call.

on like I'm going to my deathbed with it forever and no one's going to know about this. And then the next day I'm like, well, I got to be honest and open and I'm going to tell her. And then she'll put you in your deathbed. I mean, that's what I feel like. That's what I keep thinking. The second I think of that, I think of that. Yeah. Just keep it.

No harm, no foul. Right? Okay. We'll just stop being so insecure. Aw, Nina. It was not like I just was walking around deciding this. I don't know. I'm playing. People are just, you know, saying the things that people say.

And, well, that was where I was an idiot was listening to the people instead of looking at my beautiful wife. And just knowing that I had no reason, you know. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Glad it's your kid. It's good to get it off my chest. I'm very relieved that it's my kid as well. All right. Bye.

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