First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Full Jubal Show from October 31st, 2025

Episode Date: October 31, 2025

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and then it'll be almost Thanksgiving and then it'll be almost Christmas. Yeah! And if you haven't done your shopping yet, you're already behind. Aw. Not much. Thankfully, a new list is out of all the gadgets you can spend your money on for the holidays and the weird things that you can buy this holiday season.

Oh, yay. And, of course, it's ridiculous because why would we waste time telling you about it if it wasn't? That's fair. But the weird new things that companies expect you to waste your money on is hilarious and we'll go over it next. Nothing says I love you like giving your significant other a toilet cam for the holidays. Excuse me?

Am I right? It's the Jewel Show. And a list of the new gadgets that are out that are the hot holiday gifts of the season has been released. And it is ridiculous. And yes, that is one of them. And we'll go over them right now so you can hear all of the ridiculous things that companies want you to waste your money on this holiday season. We'll start with a toilet cam, shall we? A new $600 toilet cam.

is available for you to get your loved one for this holiday season. I'm like, why? It watches you go to the bathroom and analyzes the results. Honestly, it sounds weird, but if anybody gave me this gift, I'd be so excited.

That does not surprise me. I would be so happy with this gift. Nobody would ever think I was serious and actually get it for me, though, but if somebody did, I'd be like, this is amazing. I'm so excited. I'm going to go use it right now.

You want to come? Gross. He'd make himself go all the time just so we can analyze it again. Coaler is the company that has released a new toilet camera. It watches you go and then uses an algorithm to analyze the results and track your health.

Interesting. It's called the Dakota. A play on the word decode and it costs 600 bucks. Whoa. That's a lot of money. That is, but it could probably tell you if like something was seriously messed up.

Like with Juvel. It would be so cool. Not to be super gross, but can't you just take the picture and upload it to chat. Probably. I feel like that's worse than having a camera. That's worse. That's true. It goes out publicly. It takes you on your phone.

Ew, I know. It's okay. The camera fits on the side of most toilet bowls and uses optical sensors to scan your waist and then puts the stats on your phone. You can sign in with your fingerprint scanner so it knows who's using it at the time. So you can get it for the whole family, really. Oh, my gosh. Can you live stream from that? Ew. Only fans. I just see it. On top of the $600 to get this toilet camera that they're saying, You should buy your loved ones for the holidays.

There's also an annual subscription fee of $70 a year. Oh. And a family plan costs $130 a year if you would to use it. So only rich people can afford to analyze their... Yeah. Ew. We're going over a list of the new techie items that are out for the holiday season that are ridiculous. And that's a $600 toilet cam.

Let's go on to some other things, shall we? Great. There's also a useless toy box that one company is selling. It sounds weird. It's a box that exists just to turn itself off when you turn it on. That's all it is. It's basically for ornamental purposes. You're buying a gadget whose only function is to do nothing but undo what you do.

So you turn it on and it just turns itself off. That's kind of funny. If this wasn't super expensive, I would love to give this to my dad. It would keep him busy for hours. She keeps turning it back on. Just don't tell them what it is. Exactly. So they think it's broken and it just keeps turning off.

That actually is a fun gift. That's giving yourself a gift. It doesn't matter that it costs $300. Where's dad? Trying to turn the box on it. Yeah, he's trying to figure out what's wrong with it. We're going over a list of new gifts that are out for the holiday season. It started with a toilet cam that will scan your waist and let you know all about your health and the useless toy box.

And then there's also a pimple popper fidget. Oh, I feel like I love this. Ew, a what? Nina, you'd like this one? I love popping pimples. I am one of those. A stress relief toy that mimics popping pimples. Most fidget toys aim to soothe or distract,

but this one intentionally triggers a gross-out factor, it says. Ew. A hundred dollars. Really? That's a little expensive, but I love it. There's a board game where it's about popping pimples. And then also I find myself on those downward spirals watching videos of pimples being popped. Ew.

It's really gross. But when you get a good blackhead, you're like, whoa. Nina. Why? It's oddly sad. I used to wait tables and I had a couple that came in on a date and they were popping each other's pimples across the table.

What? That's like getting in your food and your drinks. I gave them my pen to sign the bill and I was just like you can keep it. I have that pin. I'm not touching that. Like that's cute, wrong location. Weird items that you can buy for the holiday season. The electric

salt spoon for the salt lover in your life uses a little electrical charge to make food taste saltier without adding actual salt to it. Whoa. So it's a spoon that just makes your food taste saltier. This is cool. Why?

Why? That sounds the use? Because if you have too much sodium intake, it's not good for you. So if you like a lot of salt, this won't give you whatever so too much sodium gives you. I know it does something. Cholesterol? I don't know. That's kind of cool. How much is that?

It's $200 for that, so not too bad. Nina's out to go buy all these gifts. I'll just eat salt. We're going to go to the list of the weird items that companies are promoting for the holiday season. A Chinese company is celebrating ugly products this year, and they have cabbage leaf sandals for sale and mischapen pillows. Mischapen pillows. Cabbage leaf sandals. The pillows make sense.

The cabbage is where I'm lost. Wait, the pillows make sense. Both are weird shapes. They're decorative. I mean, I guess. The cabbage makes sense to me because it's like... The cabbage? I mean, yeah.

Make a lot of other random shoes. Like, why not add this one to the list? You're going to wear cabbage? You're going to have cabbage feet? I feel healthy walking around on them. Well, if cabbage feet aren't enough for you, they're also selling something called a Nekojita Fufu. $300 as well. It's a tiny robotic cat that mounts to your mug or bowl, and it blows air to cool your beverage.

That's so cute. So if you're drinking hot tea, you can put a little cat on your cup to blow it and make it cooler. What's it called again? The Nekojita Foo-ohu. Oh, I want one. That's actually really cute. you um also another gift available for this holiday season a pet rock 2.0 they've updated the pet rock if you don't know what the pet rock is back i think in late 80s early 90s somebody thought

of hey i'm going to put googly eyes on a rock and sell it in stores and people actually bought it and they made millions of dollars off of selling a pet rock are you serious again for sure uh the pet rock two point oh is a modern twist on the classic pet rock this version comes with googly eyes and a leash it's in a leash it's a nostalgic novelty but doesn't offer much beyond its appearance so there's no tech to it it's still just a pet rock wow now we're going back to the old days it's just it just sits there you can't do anything with it

it has a leash oh they do say the best gift is the one that you wouldn't buy for yourself that's true I know I was making fun of all these but I want every single one of them I want the fufu the only one I want the salt spoon I want the toilet cam and the pet rock

oh there's also a motorized ice cream cone it's a battery powered ice cream cone that spins your ice cream for you so you don't have to spin it around. Wait, why are you spinning your ice cream around there? Just so you can get all sides of it if you're licking an ice cream comb,

but this will just spin it around for you so you can just stick your tongue out and it'll just pull around. How lazy have we gotten into society? That's extra lazy. Are you kidding me? That's so cool. Nina, it's an ice cream because they're like,

no, I couldn't possibly have that. I got to lick all sides of it and I just don't feel like it right now. I'm just tired of going to go to work out in. If I had something that would spin it around for me, I would do it, but I would do it. It's just a lot right now. It's another jubble phone prank.

Weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello? Want to play a game? Who is this? You have a big presentation in 20 minutes, James. Who is this? Don't you? Yeah, I do. Who is this?

Let's play a game. I don't want to play a game. Who is this? Wouldn't it be a shame if your laptop with you. presentation was missing, James. What are you talking about? Tick talk. Tick talk.

Listen, I have to go. Who is this? Hello. What are you talking about? Fine. Where the f*** in my laptop? Fifteen minutes, James. What the f***?

What is this? What is this? No, I don't want to play game. I want my laptop. I bet you do want your laptop, James. Tick-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T. Where is my laptop? You're f-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-K. I'm not the one running around the office looking for my laptop. Now I'm my Fri-C-T-Lap. It's trash day, James, isn't it? Tick-T-T-T-T-T-K. No, what? Yeah, but, you, what, you better not. T-T-T-T-T-T-K. Give me my laptop. I have a big presentation. This means a lot to me. There's a loading dock with a dumpster that will be taken out in three minutes, James.

Oh my God, you better not throw away my laptop. It takes you four minutes to get to the dumpster, doesn't it? Tick-tok. All my information is on there. Tick-tok. Oh, my God, you better not have thrown my laptop in the dumpster. Tick-tok. Tick-tok.

You said it was in the dumpster. Games of fun, aren't they James? I don't wait and we went to the dumpster. They took the trash out. That's a shame, James. I didn't know that they were dead. I said it was in the dumpster. No, I didn't, James.

Yes, you did. I didn't say it was in the dumpster, James. I just told you there was a dumpster that was going to be taken out in three minutes, and it takes you four minutes to get downstairs. Stop with me. Twelve minutes, James. Tick-top. Where is my fucking bathtub?

I put my presentation in 12 minutes. Where's your co-worker, Alyssa, James? Tick-t-top. I don't know where she is. Eleven minutes, James. James, TikTok. What did you do with Alyssa? If I were you, I find your co-worker, Alyssa James.

Where is Alyssa? Ten minutes, James, TikTok. Tell me with me. Where is Alyssa? She's hiding in the bathroom with your laptop because this is actually... Jubal from the Jubal show doing a phone prank on you, and your coworker, Alyssa, set you up. She said you guys have a presentation together in a few minutes, and she wanted me to hide your laptop and play a sinister game with you. To talk. Oh, my God.

No. Oh, my God. I was completely freaking out. Oh, my God. Haven't good meeting, James. Hope it goes well. TikTok. I can't get worse than that.

Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks. It's time for Nina's what's trending. Happy Halloween. If you're a traditionalist, don't forget to carve a turnip because that's what they really did back in the day. But it is still spooky season, so let's see. talk about the creepy marathon that took place inside of a mine

I thought of you Jubal because you're really into doing all of these crazy fitness challenges and these runners dropped down 3,674 feet below sea level in an elevator to run through this zinc mind

and on their heads they had to wear one of those little hats with the lights and stuff and then all like you don't see it. Yeah the hard hat you don't see anything you're just running in the dark from this mine. Did you do that? Yeah Absolutely. That'd be dope. Seriously? Yeah.

That's just asking to be terrific. It's 86 degrees down there. That's hot. Warm. Yeah, that's going to say, does that affect your breathing? It's probably human. I would imagine it's human, too. Oh, yeah, and dirty.

Are you not scared that's just all going to collapse inward? No. No? Should you be? I mean, yeah, like you're in a close pace down there. It might just all explode. I just don't think things through, I think. Oh, yeah, that's kind of fun too, though.

You know, postophobia, but, you know, you and your allergies, I don't know. know about that dust down there. That might be a bad look. Hey, you're not getting any air up here, so that might help, actually. So we now know the exact release date of Diddy. So he's been in jail for

a while and he was sentenced to 50 months behind bars, but if you're counting down the days for any reason, also side note, do you think anybody dressed up as him for Halloween? Oh, I'm sure somebody had to. Such a bad idea. But May 8, 2028 is when he will be released from federal lockup. That's it?

I don't know why I thought it would be longer. Said 50 months is what he was sentenced to. So May 8th, 2020. Well, it's the max, like 10 years? Something like that. I don't think you got the max, though. He didn't. He's going to serve 85% of his 50-month term, they think, so he might actually get out for good behavior.

What the heck? For someone who has a lot of bad behavior outside, the fact that you're going to do good behavior inside is pretty funny. And that's coming from Victoria, so that is a big statement. Exactly. So, wait what? And lastly, are you guys familiar with the triangle of death on your face? I've never heard of this before. But apparently, if you get a pimple in the triangle of death on your face,

which is the bridge of your nose to the corner of your mouth. So that triangle from here, it's connected to your sinuses. So there's this bartender that was hospitalized because they got a pimple in the triangle of death. So just one pimple or pimples on each like corner of it? Just a pimple in that area can be dangerous. I have one literally right there. I popped it the other day because it's bothering me. Well, be careful because somehow it's all linked to your sinuses.

So, what's new? Well, this bartender's face was completely swollen on one side because of a pimple in the triangle of death. Well, I can't breathe and haven't been able to for the past three months. Bad. Her entire face was swelling. She had to go to the ER. She had a whole, like, compress on her face to try to get it to go down. Yeah.

They say that if you do get a pimple in that area, it's probably not that big of a deal. but if you have any symptoms that are out of the ordinary or if it gets extra inflamed, you should go to a doctor. I did not know that was a thing. I didn't either. So, be aware of the triangle of death. Maybe don't pop those ones.

Oh, do it. That's what's trending. First date of follow-up, powered by the advocate's injury attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com. Ariel is on the phone today for our first date follow-up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Brandon. So in a few minutes, we're going to call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date.

But first, Ariel, how long has it been since you heard from Brandon? I haven't heard from him since we went on our date. Okay. How long ago is that? It was about a week and a half ago. Okay. That's a good amount of time. Yeah, like, you know, I didn't want to freak out.

Like, if it was just a few days, I could see maybe he's, I don't know, maybe he camped. he doesn't have reception, whatever, but like, I give it a good week and I haven't heard anything. First, I'm just, you know, like, I'm kind of bummed out, but then I'm kind of mad. Well, understandably, getting ghosted sucks. How did everything go on the date? Okay. Well, it started so, so good, like rooftop bar, city skyline, soft lighting, gorgeous, you know, and the guy from Hinge, who actually looks better in person, which, like, never happened. Yeah. Okay. I'm just, I can't imagine a scenario where I get ghosted. That doesn't happen to me.

So, you know, I don't know. I feel like I gave off the vibes that I was totally into him. Okay. Well, that's not a bad thing if you were. Well, I was. I mean, like I said, he looked even better than his picture. He showed up in this, like, a tan jacket and a tucked in T-shirt. It was like he was auditioning for a J-Crew ad but didn't even know it, you know?

I'm like, me like. I'm, he's humble, but it's also hot. Okay. What did you guys do for your date? Let's talk about that. Okay, so it was at this rooftop place. Like I said, it was a tappas joint. So we had, you know, really bougie food, which I tend to really enjoy on a date.

We had, like, like, this grilled octopus dish in these shoshito peppers, truffle fries. I personally was already, like, as much as I was enjoying the dinner, I was, already trying to figure out what I was going to be ordering at brunch the next morning. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's how well it was going. Did he know that he might have had that green light? Well, we really never got around to it because, okay, here's what happened. There was totally weird.

Mid-byte. He starts chewing, like, loud. Like, it sounded like a full-mouth percussion section. Like, someone was stepping on bubble wrap in stereo. Have you ever experienced that? Like, have you ever heard somebody too like that? It is so bizarre to me. Girl, your descriptions are a while.

Thank you. I feel like I'm there. I've never heard anybody chew quite like you described it, but that sounds very loud. Well, then you've never been on a date with Brandon because I felt like I just had to be honest with him. I leaned in and I was like, you know, you are chomping like you're at the zoo, right? And, you know, I left. I was trying to show that I was being playful. and he laughed also

but it was you know it sounded kind of forced it was that kind of like I don't know it seemed like it didn't land or something which was bizarre because I know I'm very funny and then the rest of the night was like weirdly quiet so you told him that he chomps

like he's at the zoo oh yeah I mean it was that or I was going to have to leave it was that extreme so he did stop chewing loudly but like the entire your vibe also stopped, you know, what I mean? Like, at what cost?

At what cost did he start chewing better? So at the end of the night, you know, we went our separate ways and I texted him later and I said like, you know, oh, I wish them I didn't have to end, which to me is I'm clearly shooting my shot. I'm like showing that I'm interested. I'm showing that like, you know, this night could have gone on longer as far as I'm concerned and nothing. I didn't even get a response to that.

Okay. Well, what do you think happened? I don't know. People don't just disappear on me like that, like especially after I make it clear that I am open, that I am curious, that I want them. And I really thought from all of the conversation we had prior to going on our date, like, I thought he could handle a confident woman who tells it like it is. And I guess he couldn't, but I know that it is not my fault. He's like a wildebeest. And if I am the first person who points that out to him, then I've done a podcast. public service, like, cruelly. Okay, well. I mean, that could be why. Yes. We'll check it out for you, though.

We'll play a song, come back, and then call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date if you still want one, all right? Awesome. Thank you. Yep. We'll get your first day follow up next. In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you. Don't let them down.

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But before we do that, Ariel, I want you break down your date for us again real quick. All right. I met up with this guy, Brandon, who I had met on Hinge. She was even cuter in person. We went to this super boogie, adorable rooftop date. I thought it was great. I was showing him I was interested, but then he started chewing. so obnoxiously. I told him that he was chewing like an animal, but in a cute way. And he's totally shut down on me. And at the end of the night,

I made it really clear to him that I wanted more, and I haven't heard from him since that night. I mean, that's really nice of you. Like, you're fine with him even after he was chewing like an animal, you know? Yes, I'm not an unreasonable person. That's what I'm saying. I cannot be the first person who's told him this. Or if I am, then he's very welcome, you know?

Yeah. All right. Are you ready for us to call? Yes, yes, please. Here we go. Yes, please. Yes, what's up, Brandon? How are you? This is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show. Hi, Brandon. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. Oh, hey.

Yeah, listen to you guys. Oh, cool. Well, thank you for listening, Brandon. I appreciate it, man. Have you ever heard a first day follow-up before? Yes, actually. Cool. Guess what, Brandon, that's why we're calling today.

Somebody emailed us about you. Okay. You know, that's the second where if you go on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that person can email us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting. Yeah, yeah, I know the situation. Okay.

Who do you think it is? Yeah. That's probably aerial, right? Yes, it is. Okay. Can you tell us why you're ghosting her? I mean, yeah, yeah. Like, I know she's probably waiting standby,

but just don't bring her on you. Just one is plain. Okay. All right, cool. Yeah, why are you ghosting her? She wants to know. Look, yeah, so she's, I mean, she's just gorgeous, no doubt. She's got a body for days, and I couldn't get,

but look, I just couldn't get past her, I feel like a douche was named her lashes what her eyelashes she had those like spider eyelashes that like I swear

every time she blinked I felt a breeze like I didn't I didn't know whether to flirt or duck okay so she had the like the not short ones she had like the as long as they could go

ones right right like she was trying to like fan of flame or something I don't know but it's I mean it wasn't just the lashes like the whole thing she was just like fake nails

fake hair fake lashes and then I think she called me out for chewing loudly like I can handle like bitchy or fake you know but both is just hard man I keep seeing those lashes coming for me like in 3D

just a little fake and a little rude and I was like okay well that's a wrap for you well hey Brandon thank you for telling us And you already know that Ariel's on the phone and wants to talk to you. Yeah, hi. Hey, Ariel. Hey, Brandon.

Yeah, what's wrong with you? My lashes? Yeah, and like just the attitude a little bit. No, I'm sorry. I am not fake. I just take care of myself. I'm sorry. I don't roll out of bed looking like a middle school gym coach like some people do.

But I put a lot of effort. And when I'm going out on a date, it's a sign of respect to you. It shows that I really want to look nice and impressed. But, like, you literally told me how to dress for a date before we even showed up. Well, somebody clearly needed to. You were wearing brown shoes with black pants and your hinged shirt as Brandon. It was a public service in my opinion. Well, didn't you say that he was dressed nice on your date, Ariel?

Yeah, because I told him what to wear. Right, right, right. Yeah, no, I wanted to dress nice. And, you know, if you were giving me advice, yeah, sure. But then you said I belonged in a zoo on the date. No, I said that you were chomping like you were in a zoo. I didn't say you belonged in one. I was trying to get you out of the zoo, dude.

Okay. At least my lashes aren't blowing people away every time I blink. Oh, okay. So what you're just telling me right now, what this is clearly proving to me, is that you're just upset and you're intimidated because you have never dated someone like me before. I'm confident. I'm honest. I told you the truth.

And, yeah, maybe I'm a lot, but I'm also the most you're ever going to get, dude. Oh, Brandon, would she like to go on another date with Ariel? We'll pay for it. She sounds fun. Um, I mean, I don't know. Like, she doesn't sound like she wants to go on another date with me. Actually, I think that you're a good guy. I think you're attractive, but not to, like,

pretty. I like that you seem kind of trainable, and I think with the right direction, you'd be a great guy. The right direction. Trainable? Yeah, trainable. You obviously listened

to what I had to say. If you hadn't listened and just blown off what I said, you wouldn't be this upset right now. Okay. I don't even know what that means. Like, I don't need to be trained. um i would beg to differ because if i am truly the first person who has told you that you sound like a camel eating celery

that means you haven't been on enough date and what that is telling me is that you're probably not as desirable as you think you are well i guess i'm as desirable enough to have these uh negative feedbacks but you still want to go with me again but um yeah because i can see your potential and i'm willing to devote the time to developing your oh that's nice that's great i'm glad i have potential yeah i just think uh i'm i'm gonna find somebody that's just cool with the way that i am and that's it okay great have fun trying to find another musk ox into date i'm sure there's one out there a what a musk ox who chumps loudly Jeele's first date to follow-up. Can you fly this plane and land it?

Shirley, you can't be serious. I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria, your chance to take on. Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for five seconds of summer tickets today. So go to thejubleshow.com if you think you have what it takes. Yeah. he didn't finish yet

to wreck Victoria beyond recognition in a game of trivia no I need a win at life girl you be the wrecker then you come in like a wrecking ball

and call you Miami's Sarah yeah that's what I am I am Miley Cyrus watch out well if you want to take on Miley Cyrus and trivia we'll play next am I some sort of a mentally challenged

airhead no not even I didn't say that. I was like, why am I even listening to to to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive. It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for five seconds of summer tickets. And let's meet today's today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Toleda. What up, Taleda? How are you? I'm doing good. Ready to whoops some Victoria today. I'm ready. Yeah. All right.

Whoa. You're on it. Why? Hi, I love that attitude. Come bring it. I know, I know, right? I'm like in the ring. Like, yeah, let's go, let's go. All right, here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of the studio.

And while she's leaving, Telaida, the game is played like this. You have 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass. And Victoria has to be you outright to win, okay? Oh, okay. All right, here we go. Taleda, your 30 seconds starts now. Who brought the Halloween tradition to the United States?

Oh my gosh, was it Mexico? What do you call a man who practices witchcraft? A warlock. What country outside the U.S. has produced the most MLB players? Did you guess? I think she said past. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

What does PSL stand for? PSL? I have no clue No, okay We'll bring Victoria back into the studio While she's getting settled And putting your headphones on and getting ready To answer the questions

Here's another question for you, Toleda Mm-hmm Would you rather Trick or treat forever Or live in a world where all candy is broccoli flavored? Ew Ew What kind of option is that?

I would rather trick or treat or forever Okay Victoria. Would you rather trick-or-treat forever or live in a world where all-candy is broccoli flavor? Why would you have all-candy broccoli flavor? I would rather trick-or-treat forever. Should you go to the good house, it's forever, so you get the big candy bars. Yeah.

And also, it's a little farther, then you can, like, walk off some of the candy. I'd go with the broccoli. No, you wouldn't. He would. Are you kidding? He would. Ew. That would be just you.

No one else can go with you. All right, here we go, Victoria. 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know one. Just say pass, and you have to beat Toleda outright to win. And Toleda, you can tell. Victoria, when to go. Go. Who brought the Halloween tradition to the United States?

Abraham Lincoln. What do you call a man who practices witchcraft? A witch, sure. What country outside the U.S. has produced the most Major League Baseball players? Japan. What does PSL stand for? PSL. PSP.S. PlayStation's Life. What city was hocus pocus filmed in?

Uh, city, city, the name of the city, St. Louis. What? That was about to get. Wait, let me guess again. I don't know. I'm done. The funny part is you definitely know the answer to that. Is it Austin, Texas?

We'll find out in just a second. But let's get the score and see how you guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer, Gabby. Not my time. Victoria didn't get any correct. Wait, seriously? Not even one? Yeah, not even one. Plus those are pretty good guesses.

Yeah, and Toleda got one correct. Why did you get it? You beat Victoria. Like you said, you would. Okay. And you got five seconds of summer tickets. Congratulations. Thank you so much, guys. You're awesome. Thank you. Let's get the answers now with Nina. Real quick, you guys didn't hear it, but Victoria was trying to age shame me by saying that hocus pocus wasn't her era. Everybody has seen hocus pocus.

I just, I didn't age you. I said it wasn't my time, which it wasn't. Twitch's was my time. Did you know, Hocus pocus? I didn't know. How dare you not know of this poem? I'm an old lady. Don't say that. Whoa, do any of you all know what Twitches is?

Halloween town? Yes, Halloween Town is even older than Hocus Pocus. Wait, there's a lot. I'm confused with it. Wait, we haven't seen right. Okay, anyway. The Irish brought the Halloween tradition to the United States. Oh, dude.

During the potato famine in the mid-1800s, that part I did not know. A man who practices witchcraft is called a warlock. Oh. I shouldn't know that. The Dominican Republic is the country outside of the U.S. that's produced the most major league baseball players. A PSL is a pumpkin spice latte. I was surprised you didn't know that.

Me too. I don't know why I thought PlayStation. It's okay. I also heard that like sounding my head of PlayStation. That's true. Yeah. And Hocus Pocus was filmed in Salem, Massachusetts. Oh.

Salem. Haleida, thank you for playing and appreciate you. Thank you so much. I love you guys. Thank you. Thank you. I agree with that. It's cool.

Be humble. We play You versus Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play, all you have to do is DM us at the jubel show or go to the jubel show. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the jubel show. Jamie is on the phone today for her to catch a cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years named Nick might be messing around. So see if we can help her out. Jamie, sorry you have to come on the show this way, but what's going on?

think Nick might be cheating on you? Well, I think he might be cheating because, well, let me give you some back story. Like, we're really into like Halloween stuff. Okay. And it's wild. Like, our apartment literally looks like someone was murdered in it. Okay. Cool.

He really, like, he really went, like, all for it with the decoration. But the thing is. like lately things have been a little strange like I saw a receipt for a haunted house attraction but like we didn't go together and like we always go together okay not something he does with his friends like that's our thing and then I saw that there were like drops of blood on a couple shirts and they smelled like a fog machine so

I don't know if he just went to like one haunted house without me it seems like he's doing this like on the regular and I found like a couple of like long hairs on them

I also noticed like some bruises on his body girl what? He said he was just being clumsy at work. Okay. This guy's getting body checked and blood dripped on him. Yeah. Like when I asked him about it, like,

he just said he was doing Halloween stuff. And I'm like, okay, is that like code for BDSM with other people? Like, I don't understand. Okay, that's kind of, I mean, it's while it's a vague response, it sounds like it's also accurate because Halloween-ish-themed things, okay? Right, but the point is like it's us, like that's the thing that we, we do together so like who else is he doing this Halloween things with and then I've been trying to like do stuff with him but you'll say like he can't tonight or it has to be um like after dark

and then I like overheard him like talking to someone else and giving like the same excuses and it's like why why is he talking to someone else the way he's talking to me and Yeah, okay, I don't like that And I don't like long hair What color is your hair? My hair is like a dirty blonde Okay What hair was the color that you found?

Like dark round I don't know I'm like a little afraid to like confront him Because I don't know if it's gonna backfire somehow So I just figured It would be better we could You could help me like figure it out

Yeah definitely we can do that You already told us what grocery store He's a rewards card member at So in a second, we'll play a song, come back, and then call him and pretend to be from the grocery store and say that every single month, we choose one more rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he sends those to you or to somebody else, okay? Okay. All right, we'll play a song, come back, and get your to catch cheater next. In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you. Don't let them down.

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And on our podcast, Hungry for History, we mix two of our favorite things, food and history. Ancient Athenians used to scratch names onto oyster shells, and they called these Ostercon, to vote politicians into exile. So our word ostracize is related to the word oyster. No way. Bring back the Ostercon. And because we've got a very Mikaasa is Suu Kasa kind of vibe on our show, friends always stop by. Pretty much every entry into this side of the planet was through the Gulf of Mexico. America.

No, the America. The Gulf of Mexico, continue to be forever and ever, it blows me away how progressive Mexico was in this moment. They had land reform,

they had labor rights, they had education rights. Mustard seeds were so valuable to the ancient Egyptians that they used to place them in their tombs for the afterlife. Listen to Hungry for History

as part of the My Cultura Podcast Network, available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You know the shade is always shady. It's right here. Season six of the podcast Reasonably Shady with Jazele Bryan and Robin Dixon is here dropping every Monday. As two of

the founding members of the Real Housewives Potomac were giving you all the laughs, drama and reality news you can handle. And you know we don't hold back. So come be reasonable or shady with us each and every Monday. I was going through a walk in my neighborhood. Out of the blue, see this huge sign next to somebody's house. Okay. The sign says, my neighbor is a Karen. Oh, what? No way.

I died laughing. I'm like, I have to know. You are lying. It's humongous, y'all. They had some time on their hands. Listen to reasonably shady from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Right in the middle of to catch a cheater.

And if you're just joining us, Jamie is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend, Nick, of three years, might be cheating. So in a second, we're going to call him and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and say that every single month we choose one rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. And we'll see if he sends those flowers to his girlfriend, Jamie or to somebody else. And Jamie, before we make our phone call, why did you catch us up on your situation? My boyfriend and I are really into Halloween, and I'm just really suspicious he might be cheating because I found a receipt for, like, a haunted house attraction, and I think he might be going to haunted houses with other girls.

Which would not be very awesome. Yeah. Because you found, like, a hair on him and stuff? Yeah, it's like I live in a horror movie or something. Okay. The long hair that's not your color on your man's clothes is usually a flag. Like, where else would it come from? Exactly.

All right. You ready for us to call him? I was ready as I'll ever be. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go. Nick, hi, please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with some great news.

Your today's lucky winner. Great. Okay. What does that mean? Maybe you don't know. Every single month we choose one rewards card member at random to say thank you very much for being a loyal customer. You've just won 36 long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want. Yeah, that's awesome.

Yeah. So thank you very much. Like I said, and it's all free. And here's how it works. If you know who you want to send them to, I can just take the information over the phone. No, I have some I want to send them to if you don't mind. great okay well then i will just need to get the first and last name of the person and then if you want to put anything on a card and then i'll get the address uh first name

annie last name annie okay annie you could have the card read thank you for making this halloween awesome i'll explore every night every night every night a hallowina one night i'm just kidding um yeah i can do that for you um and then i would get the address except I don't need it because this is actually a radio show. It's the Jubal Show. My name is Jubal. Yeah, hi, I'm Nina.

Hi, and I'm Victoria. And we do a segment on a show called to catch a cheater where if you think your significant other might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to. And your girlfriend, Jamie, is on the phone and heard that whole thing.

No, I swear, I'm not, it's not, I know, that sounds crazy. I swear I'm not cheating. Wait, Jimmy, I don't know why do you think I'm cheating. I swear I'm not. Annie, who is she? And why are you taking her to haunted houses? I mean, Jamie, I'm not taking anyone to haunted houses.

I don't know. Why was her hair on you? I don't even know what you're talking about. Like, it couldn't have anybody's hair. Like, it just passed out. You sound like a fog machine every night. And why did you say in your card that thank you for making the haunted house is awesome or whatever? Every night.

I know that this looks really bad, but she, He's the one who runs the haunted house that I've been planning on going to. And we had a plan to scare the absolute hell out of you, Jamie. Well, you just scared the hell out of me. I know, really sorry. I promise you this is not, and I know it sounds like it is what it is, but this is not what it is. So I know how much you love being scared, and I know how much you are impossible to actually be scared. So I'm working with her, I'm coming up with a big plan.

When I take you to the haunted house, I was going to sneak away, act like I got lost, and then dress up real quick and be the chainsaw guy, because I know how much you hate the chainsaw match, and I thought I'd be actually able to finally scare you. But this doesn't make sense, though, because why are you coming home with blood on a shirt when you're planning this out? Like, are you acting it out every single night to prepare? You don't need to do that to run around crazy with a chainsaw?

Yeah, that's actually what we're doing. Okay, so you're doing full-blown dress rehearsals to scare your girlfriend at a haunted house with the boss of the haunted house that you don't work at? Yes. Okay. Okay, this sounds like you're lying.

Like, that's really elaborate. Like, I don't see how that could possibly be true. No, it's just you always run at the aim when we run into the chainsaw guys. I just thought, I just thought it would be perfect that I was the chainsaw guy. So the plan was I would just disappear through one of those little exit points,

run to the end of the haunted house, get into the costume, have the chainsaw, and then as you're looking for me, which I think you'll already be sued because I was going to be with you, I'll be right there as a chainsaw guy, and really get you, and then look the laptop.

It was a whole elaborate plan I had, and I know it sounds so bad, and I'm so sorry, but I promise you that's what this was. I mean, I believe he's got the plan, but everything else doesn't make sense to me. I'm sorry, not to be an instigator, but does it to you?

I mean, I don't understand why you would get her flowers, So, it's just because she's really helping me out so much with scaring you. And it's kind of like making my dream come true. I've never been able to scare you. And it cost me $500, by the way. I had to pay her. Okay. What?

Now there's a lot of details where it seems legit to me. I mean, I still have questions. But you know what? You'll get a chance to meet this Annie girl at the place so you'll know for sure. I guess that's true. Well, you're definitely going to have to shake me now. Yeah. I'm going to come up with even more of an elaborate plan, but I promise you,

I'm going to be the plan's so busted $500 later. Yeah, I want to meet Annie, and if I find out that you're lying, then I'm going to be the chainsaw guy. That's scary. All right. Well, Jamie, for what is worth, I think he's being legit. I hope he's being legit. Well, we'll find out.

Trust me, I do not want you to be the chainsaw guy. That part, I believe. the jubel shows to catch a cheater it's time for nina's what's trending happy halloween you dressed up for work a we see you

maybe hr does too so be careful but if you're one of those people that's out here sleeping with a night light you need to be careful and I'm going to tell you why in just a second but first I have a very legit question

all the time when people talk about candy on Halloween right they're like what's the worst candy ever what candy do you hate the most the most. The answer is always the same, right? Candy corn? Candy corn. Exactly. Why is that one so popular? I don't know, but this is what throws me, and this is the question. Every year, approximately 35 million pounds of candy corn are made. Nine billion pieces of candy corn, the candy that everybody hates is made every single

year. Why? Why? I have no idea. I guess for that one or two or three people out there that like it. They have all the candy corn they can eat. No kidding. I don't know. That feels like a waste to me. But back to those of you that sleep with a night light. Now studies say that if you sleep with a night light, it could give you a heart attack. Oh.

Or actually increase your chances of having one. And it's not just the night light. It's if you sleep with a television on or have any other kind of light around you for some reason. Part of this came from the fact that people are still afraid of the dark. There's 30% of adults are still

afraid of the dark, and so they opt to have nightlights to help them sleep, but the study says that it could literally induce a heart attack. What? Yeah. Oh. I know. It just says if you sleep with extra darkness, you're healthier. Oh, that's fun. Was that just

go back to like the patterns of like your rhythmic patterns of sleeping? Circadian rhythm? Probably. Yeah. I don't think so. Like late savings and all that kind of stuff. So, I don't know. Kick that nightlight to the side if you want. Or, you know, risk it. Whatever. That is what's trending.

Jubils. Dirty little secret. Hello. Hey, what's up, guys? Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Yeah, yeah. So, I, uh, I slept with my best friend's mom.

Oh. Oh. It's a lot more than you see. Yeah, it does. Why? How did that happen? All right. So, I mean, you know, I mean, we grew up in neighbors, you know, in the neighborhood, my buddy and I.

And, I mean, have a lot of memories. I mean, And we're all out of the old neighborhood now. Our parents still live next to each other, all that stuff. And, you know, we always come in town, you know, Thanksgiving, whatever. And, you know, I always come in town, visit my parents, and then see his parents, see everybody. Long story short, it's the holidays. We had a few cocktails, you know.

It got late. My buddy went upstairs, you know, was in his bed, doing his thing. And next thing I know, I'm down in the basement with his mom, we're listening to music, having some cocktails. and one thing led to another, but I never told them about it. He was in the house. Whoa. That's impressive.

Yeah. Yep. I mean, only happened one time. You know, I go, look, yeah, she goes, only one time, this only happened one time. And basically, we don't ever even really mention it or anything. It's like, it never happened. Until she grabs him next Thanksgiving and is like,

get over your turkey. You should marry her. You should marry her, and then you could be your best friend's step down. I can't wait until somebody calls and tells us that story. Hey, thanks for your... Well, first good pie would be real off with that. Thanks for your dirty little secret.

Thanks, guys. Yeah, yeah, bye. What's your dirty little secret? In the heat of battle, your squad relies on you. Don't let them down. Unlock elite gaming tech at Lenovo.com. Dominate every match with next level speed, seamless streaming, and performance that won't quit.

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Check out Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, campside media, and big money players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the Nimrods who almost. pulled it off. It was kind of like the perfect storm in a sewer. That was dumb. Do not follow my example. Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I live below a cult leader and I fear I've angered her. Wait a minute,

Sophia. How do you know she's a cult leader? Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast. So we'll find out soon. This person writes, My neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals. And now my ceiling is collapsing. I try to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of a cult. Hold up. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual?

No clue, Dakota. Find out how it ends. Listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Two rich young Americans move to the Costa Rican jungle to start over, but one of them will end up dead and the other tried for murder three times. It starts with a dream, a nature reserve, and a spectacular new home. But little by little... They lose it. They actually lose it.

They sort of went nuts. Until one night, everything spins out of control. Listen to Hell in Heaven on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast. Thank you.