First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The guy in today's First Date Follow Up never talked to his date!

Episode Date: May 3, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".The guy in today's First Date Follow Up never talked to his date! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating,

sex, and love. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. Tune in and join the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Jubal Show on demand. It's time. War of the Roses, only on The Jubal Show on demand. It's time. War of the Roses, only on The Jubal Show. Leah is on the phone today for War of the Roses to catch a cheater,

and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years, named Vin, is cheating on her all because of his best friend, Amelia. Hi, guys. Yes, that is correct, unfortunately. All I can say is watch out who you consider to be your friend. Yeah, that's why I got rid of all mine. Well, okay, so this is his friend? It's not both of you guys' friend?

No, just his. Okay. This sounds like I need to go get some crumpets to go with my tea. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well, I'll take that tea and throw it right in his face if he's cheating.

I'll give him something that's missed. Ooh, that should teach him. Yay. Okay. I hope he's not cheating for his sake and yours. Channel meal tea right in the face. All right. Well, why do you think he's cheating?

I heard from his friend, Anthony, right? And I always thought Anthony was really annoying, but he's cheating? I heard from his friend Anthony, right? And I always thought Anthony was really annoying, but he's always been super nice to me. Anyway, he felt really comfortable enough with me, I guess, to tell me four days ago that he had been cheating on me with this girl they met out one night for boys night. What? His friend?

Yeah, how special is that? Oh, my God. Wow. So his friend told you? Mm-hmm. How special is that? Oh my God. Wow. With his, so his friend told you, how did that happen? He texted me and said, you know, he just wanted to be a good friend to me. And not him. Well, I guess he's not being a good friend to him either. So your, your boyfriend's friend texted you to let you know that he met a girl while they were out for a boys night

and he's been cheating on her he's been cheating on you with her since yeah exactly that why do you think he did that why would his friend reach out to you like that i mean you know it's not a it's not necessarily a bad thing to do i know that people are bros before us before whatever you know like everybody does that whole saying about what side you keep look just be a good person if somebody's getting cheated on you and you don't want that person to be cheated on i don't have a problem telling somebody i'll rat somebody out it's fine like i'll snitch um but why do you think he did that because he might have other motives too it could be that but you know he's always been super nice to me so i just think it's like in his personality, maybe just be like honest with people around him.

Wait. And so did you like immediately believe him when he told you this about Vin? I mean, I already had my suspicion. So this just kind of affirmed that. And then you said that he told you a few days ago and you didn't, um, I'm assuming that you haven't asked him about it then.

No, I haven't. I haven't talked to Vin about it. I just feel like he's going to lie to me. I don't want to give him the chance to lie. I want to give him the chance to lie i want to catch him in the act i want to catch him in the lie catch him in it yeah it's a lot easier to i mean that would be nice because if you know if you've ever been cheated on before someone will lie straight to your face like they they will literally you could have videotape of them doing it like they could be saying each other's names while they are doing the thing that you think that you're saying that they're doing.

Being like, no, she's calling you by your first name. First and last name. Social security number even. Why are you guys doing that in bed? That's weird. And they're like, no, it just looks like me. You literally turned around and waved at me and said, hey, how are you? It's obviously you.

And they will just like, still a lot of people will just lie to your face and never break. And it's a lot easier just to catch them. So, you know, for sure. Right. Yeah, exactly.

All right. Well, what grocery store is Vin, your boyfriend who probably is cheating on you since his friend told on him. What grocery store does he shop at? Is he a rewards card member at? He shopped ***. Okay. So, alright, cool. Well, then we'll call

him from *** and we'll tell him we're doing a special promotion where we give away a free bouquet of flowers to deliver anywhere in the world to a random rewards card member every month and guess who's this month's winner? Him. Yeah. So we'll do that. Okay.

We'll see if he gives us your name or if he sends the flowers to somebody else. Okay? Alright, let's do this. Alright, we'll play a song. Come back and then get your War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater next. It's a Jubal show. I want to take some bets. So Amelia is on the phone today for War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater. She thinks

that her boyfriend Vin, they've been together for two years, she thinks that Vin is cheating on her because Vin's friend told Amelia that while they were out on a boys' night, Amelia's boyfriend met a girl and he's been cheating on Amelia ever since that night with this girl. And his friend is the one who texted Amelia,

brought up the conversation, and told her all about it. So let's take a bet. I put 10 bucks on Vin, Amelia's boyfriend, is cheating. Also, though, his friend wants to sleep with Amelia. That's why he did it. $10 on that. I put a million dollars on that.

A million, okay. I wouldn't have even thought of that. What? That was the first thing that came to my mind. I think he's cheating and probably. Okay. We're all betting on the same thing.

But it does sound like her boyfriend might be cheating so we're about to call him from the grocery store where he's a rewards card member and tell him that we give away a bouquet of flowers to be delivered anywhere in the entire universe to one lucky rewards card member every month and this month Vin is the lucky guy to win and we'll see if he gives us

his girlfriend Amelia's name or someone else's. Are you ready to go? Oh, I am. I just want to hear this ass say it so I can move on. Okay. Alright, here we go. I'm going to dial the phone right now. Hello? Hey, this is Jorben calling from... Is this Vin...

Yeah, that's me. Hey, man, how are you? Big congratulations. Thank you. What's this about? This is about me saying, well, our entire grocery store saying, congratulations! You did it!

You're this month's winner. Okay, cool. What did I win? The flowers. Do you know what I'm talking about? Have you not been in the store recently? We got signs, like, everywhere. Oh, I guess I'm talking about? Have you not been in the store recently? We got signs like everywhere. Oh, I guess I must have missed that. So I just get flowers or?

We here at **** are doing a promotion. Every single month, we choose one random rewards card member who gets a free bouquet of flowers from our floral department delivered to anywhere in the entire United States. Completely free. You can send them anywhere to anybody you want. All for free. 36 long-stained red roses.

Value of $53.44. Okay, that works for me. What do I have to do? Well, all I need to start the whole thing is the first and last name of the person that you'd like to send them to. Yeah, absolutely. Could to send them to? Yeah, absolutely. Could you send them to Brooklyn?

Brooklyn. You can write something on a card. Is this a lovey-dovey type thing? Is it a sister? Is it a, who is Brooklyn to you? What kind of card would you like? Oh, definitely the, definitely the lovey-dovey one, please. And would you want to write anything on that card?

You can. You can send a little message. Yeah. Have it say, my beautiful Brooklyn beer pong partner, Vegas, question mark, June, question mark, wink, wink. Okay, yeah. June. Question mark. Wink, wink. Okay, yeah. Then. Vegas?

What? Planning on going to Vegas with some other... What? What? Whoa. Hey, Vin. I'm sorry. I wasn't calling from the grocery store at all.

This is actually Jubal from the Jubal Show. It's a radio show. And this is Alex from the Jubal Show. It's a radio show. And this is English Jubal from The Jubal Show. It's a radio show. And this is Alex from The Jubal Show. It's a radio show. And this is English Shevin from The Jubal Show. It's a radio show. And this is Christian Gray Snow from The Jubal Show. It's a radio show.

And you're busted. Yeah, and that voice you just heard was Amelia, your girlfriend, who is not from a radio show called The Jubal Show, but she's on it right now because she thought you were cheating on her and probably wants to know who Brooklyn is. Yeah, and I did it this way because I knew your shady ass just lied to me anyway. So Vin, who the f*** is Brooklyn? For real. Vin?

Vin, tell me the f***ing truth. Vin? Babe, can you please stop calling me, Vin? No, I can't. And don't babe me. I'm not your babe anymore. Tell me the truth, Vin.

Who is she, Vin? How do you know? How do you know? Because Anthony told me all about your boys' night. And honestly, I wanted to hear you say it yourself. And I knew that asking you directly would just result in you lying. So here we are. I hope beautiful Brooklyn was worth it.

That's messed up. The only reason he told you that shit is because he wants to fuck you. Oh, wow. He knew it. Get the fuck out of here. You cheated on me. Your friend knows you're a dick

he doesn't want me to be hurt so he told me the truth even though you're incapable of the same and even if it was because he wanted to hook up with me he wouldn't have been able to if you didn't cheat but I'm single now

so what's going to happen now what's that supposed to mean it means that I hope Brooklyn was worth it What's going to happen now? What's that supposed to mean? It means that I hope Brooklyn was worth it. Boy, bye. Hang up on him. No, no. No? Okay.

What's that supposed to mean? What's that supposed to mean? What are you saying you're going to go do? What's going on? With your friend? You're the one that was cheating on her, so... I just want to say whatever's in your mind is probably what's going to happen. Oh.

Wow. Wow. Except probably ten times freakier. Anthony's going to have a good time. Jubal, hang up on him. Okay, fine. I'll see you later, Vin. Bye, Vin.

Good luck with Brooklyn. Okay, I hung up on him. Or not, Amelia. Amelia, are you really going to hook up with his friend? I don't know. I mean... What do you guys think? Should I? Absolutely.

I think you should put your address in his phone right now. I'd actually be on my way right now if I were him. Aren't you attracted to him? I just hooked up with him. The Jubal Show on demand. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's,

to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well.

I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart

and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF,

and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. Tune in and join the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions

on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.