First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Jubal Show delivers the booze in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: February 3, 2021

After getting hot and heavy via text with Tara, Nat is confused as to why she ghosted him. The Jubal Show gets to the bottom of his beer delivery service and finds out Tara doesn't want a messy bar! L...et us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:01:23 where it's not just about connecting with deceased loved ones. It's about learning through them and their new perspective. I think God sent me this gift so I can show it to the world. And most of all, I help people every single day. Listen to the Ghost Therapy Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First Date Follow-Up. I'm shocked that the dude on the phone today for a First Date Follow-Up isn't getting a call back. And you know why? Why?
Starting point is 00:01:55 Because he's got business cards. And any guy that has business cards is definitely a catch in my opinion. The sign of a great man. Yes, it is. Nat, how are you? I'm doing good. Thank you for having me. Yeah. Thanks for your email. Your email said that you met the girl you want to call today because you slid her your business card. Yep. And she slid me hers. Oh, she has a business card too? First question. How many do you have at
Starting point is 00:02:20 once? I don't know. I keep five on me at all times. If I'm running low at the end of the night, I reload every morning. Just make sure I've got them if I need them. All right. Well, tell us a little bit about the woman that you slid the business card to. How'd that whole thing go down? All right. So I was making a delivery to where she worked. What do you do?
Starting point is 00:02:38 I work in the beer industry. Oh, okay. So you're making a beer delivery. Yeah, yeah. She was working at this bar. It was one of those strange situations where I met a girl at a bar, but it was before the bar was officially open. So it's a classier story than it sounds.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Yeah, okay. So you dropped off some beer, and then you just lingered about awkwardly, hoping that you could talk to her more? It wasn't really awkward. She kind of started chatting me up. I was chatting her up back. It was one of those situations where the time gets away from you. I realized, Oh, I'm going to be wildly late to my next delivery. And your boss didn't understand that you couldn't call your boss and be like, sorry, boss, I'm a little late on my deliveries
Starting point is 00:03:16 today, but I was handing out my business card to a hot lady. Yeah. So I gave her my business card before I left thinking, you know, she's nice. We seem to be hitting it off. And she gave me her business card back. So I thought, okay, this is obviously got to go down. Yeah, for sure. I mean, the next step after business cards is marriage. Well, I'm a little slower paced than that.
Starting point is 00:03:40 So I started with texting and she texted back. You know, so I thought everything was going great. You know, we started off just kind of friendly. Then it got a little flirty, a little hot and heavy. Define hot and heavy for me. Yeah, you know, she was throwing some emojis in there. She was sending me some memes. It was getting a little spicy.
Starting point is 00:03:59 That is hot and heavy. Or cold and light. I'm not sure. Not sure. If it was the eggplant. Oh, yeah. Or cold and light. I'm not sure. Not sure. If it was the eggplant. Oh, yeah. Or the peach. So did you guys actually go out on a date, or were you just texting back and forth, and that's all that happened?
Starting point is 00:04:12 Well, this is why I'm calling you guys, and I'm hoping you can step in for me. So the next week, I figured I would see her in person again when I made the delivery, and I could ask her out in person. I thought that would be a better gesture but when I show up to her place of work it's somebody else taking the delivery for me and yeah so you know the next day I text her saying hey sorry I missed you and then nothing I've been ghosted ever since oh wow so do you think that she on purpose wasn't there maybe she saw you coming in the door and was like oh my god not this guy yeah that sounds very familiar yeah i'm just confused as i was like i said you know emojis were flying i'm not confused no no we're not confused at all and we also didn't answer that question that i know it's an uncomfortable question to think about but
Starting point is 00:05:00 do you think that maybe she saw you coming and was like i'm gonna hide in the back and send someone else back out there honestly i think that maybe she saw you coming and was like, ah, I'm going to hide in the back and send someone else back out there? Honestly, I think that's probably what happened. Well, that's bold of you to admit that. At least, you know, you took the first step. Well, here's why. I think because, you know, in our industry, you kind of hang around afterwards. You kind of mess around with some people.
Starting point is 00:05:22 And I don't know, I'm thinking maybe she has a boyfriend or something. Maybe it started off as just sort of like innocent flirting. And then when she realized, oh, I'm going to be seeing him in person again more often, maybe this isn't such a good idea. So that's what I'm thinking. I just want to make sure that I didn't do anything inappropriate. Okay. So you think that she might have a boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:05:38 That's the problem. That's the reason she's not texting you back and also hiding from you in a storage room. I mean, if that's the situation, I'm cool with it. You know, I understand. I just want to, you know, make sure that we're on good terms. We have to see each other. It's not going to get awkward. Yeah, especially since you have to see her for work and drop off deliveries and stuff, you know?
Starting point is 00:05:55 Yeah. And every once in a while, I'll show up with a shirt that's ripped almost off and be like, oh man, I don't know what happened. The last delivery, like, almost took my whole shirt off. I wouldn't normally do this. But here's my business card again, if you want it. Alright, well, we'll play
Starting point is 00:06:08 a song, come back, and then call her and get your first date follow-up, okay? I appreciate that. Alright, hang on. Hey, excuse me. Did somebody order some beer? Alex. What? Role play with me here. Okay, alright. Excuse me. Yes? Did somebody order a heavy here. Okay, all right. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Yeah. Did somebody order a heavy crate of beer that I'm holding on my shoulder while my bicep ripples? Um... Was that your bar? Yeah. Guess what? What? I'm the delivery guy and here's the beer. Luckily, I have these huge muscles to carry heavy things.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Would you like a business card? I don't need that. No, thanks. Oh. All right, well, here's the beer, and I'll get back in my delivery truck and make my way home. Right in the middle of a first-day follow-up. If you just joined us,
Starting point is 00:06:59 the reason that I did that role play wasn't just for fun. It's because that's exactly what happened when the dude who's on the phone for our first- date follow-up today met the girl that he wants to call. Nat, is that pretty accurate? That's exactly how it went down? It's like I was listening to myself speaking. Just to refresh your memory real quick, Nat is on the phone. He delivers beer and he was making a delivery to a bar where he met a girl named Tara. They exchanged business cards. They texted back and forth playfully. He said that she was very flirty and then the next time he showed up
Starting point is 00:07:27 to the bar, he was going to ask her out because he wanted to be a gentleman and do it in person, but she wasn't there and she also hasn't answered any of his text messages after. He thinks that maybe she saw him coming, didn't want to deal with him, had someone else go up there, take the delivery, and then she just hasn't been responding and he's wondering
Starting point is 00:07:43 if he did something wrong. That's exactly what I'm saying. I'm going to dial her phone over right now and see if we can figure out what happened here we go hello hi may i speak to tara please this is hey tara how are you this is is Jubal from The Jubal Show. Oh, what can I do for you? That is a good question, Tara. First, let me introduce you to who is on the phone right now. It's me. My name is Jubal.
Starting point is 00:08:15 I host the show. Hi. Also with me is Mahara's wife, Alex Freyash. Hey. Hi. Oh, a family affair. Okay. And English Evan.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Hi. He's not related to us. It's a true family affair, though. Yeah, family affair. Okay. And English Evan. He's not related to us. It's a true family affair though. Yeah, it is. Okay. Hi. What are you guys calling me for? Because we do a segment on our show called the First Date Follow-Up. What that is, is where if you go out on a date with someone and then ghost them, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out why.
Starting point is 00:08:46 So we got an email from a guy named Nat. He's a big buff delivery guy. Very tan. Wears tight shirts. Is that an accurate way to describe him? That is not what he looks like at all. But yes, I do remember Nat. I just had this whole delivery guy in my head anyway.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Go ahead, English Evan. Do you remember when he slipped you his business card? Yes, there was a business card exchange. Yeah. We're old school. So he emailed you guys to call me. Because he said that you guys, you know, initially met, exchanged business cards, and then you were texting hot and heavy. He said it was very flirty and he wanted to ask you out,
Starting point is 00:09:26 but the next time he showed up to your bar to drop off some beer, you weren't there. Also, you haven't responded to any of his text messages. Is there a reason why? That sounded very professional. I mean, it's really nothing. He's lovely.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Oh, wow. That's such a verbal pat on the head. He's lovely. Oh, wow. That's such a verbal pat on the head. He's just, he's lovely. He's just, oh, God bless him. Yeah. Yeah, bless his heart. He's really great. Honestly, he really is nice, and we got along well.
Starting point is 00:10:00 It's just that it's usually the same distributor that hits the same bars really close to, like, my bar. So usually when you're kind of flirting or messing around with people in the industry, especially the sales reps, there's always a chance that you're going to be hooking up with a person who is hooked up with other people you know. Oh, okay. It can get a little messy, and I like to keep a clean bar. So you don't want that to happen, basically. You don't want to start dating him, and then it just be incestual with all of the beer people that you know.
Starting point is 00:10:37 That's smart, actually. Yeah, that is smart. Thank you for being honest. I mean, that's a valid reason not to want to date someone that you kind of work with because it does cause a lot of problems for people and most people don't think that far ahead. Obviously, Nat doesn't think that far ahead because he
Starting point is 00:10:51 still wants to date you. And guess what? Yeah? Nat is actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. Oh, what? Hey, Tara. Hi, Nat. How are you? Pretty good
Starting point is 00:11:07 So this is more awkward than I thought it would be Well we should have a boyfriend Yeah He was worried and Nat was worried that you had a boyfriend Oh no I don't have a boyfriend I just don't want to date you Ouch Sorry I didn't mean for yeah sorry i didn't mean for it
Starting point is 00:11:27 to i didn't mean for it to come off a little harsh i just meant you know did you just hear what i said on the call yeah no i mean that totally made sense i i get it i'm just you know a little bit confused because we were definitely flirting but then I guess it just kind of stopped so suddenly. I thought you were cool hooking up like other folks in the industry were. Other folks in the industry? How many people you hooked up with, Nat? Yeah, this is exactly what I'm talking about. See, how many have you hooked up with?
Starting point is 00:12:00 Yeah, I'm not going to go ahead and say that. Come on, you made this whole thing about ahead and say that. Come on. You made this whole thing about the radio, about calling me on the radio. So how many in the, you know, metro downtown area bars have you hooked up with? Yeah, Nat. I'm not going to give you a number, but I'll say it's a couple. A couple. I don't believe you.
Starting point is 00:12:24 A couple dozen? A couple hundred? A couple hundred? A couple thousand? A couple. Yeah, it sounds like a low ball. Yeah, okay. Well, let me throw it back at you, Tara. How many have you hooked up with?
Starting point is 00:12:32 This is cool. This is turning into dirt. How many people have you hooked up with? Well, you know, it only took one for me to learn my lesson. So that's why we're here where we are. Well, I'm a slow learner. What can I say? Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:49 So you're getting around the whole bar industry. So you're a man. Yeah, but look, I'm not just like some weird man slut. You know, I really feel like there's something special here. And I want to be able to look past the work stuff and take you out on an actual date.
Starting point is 00:13:04 That's nice. Yeah, that was pretty sweet there, Tara. Well, that was very lovely. Oh, boy. Here comes the pat on the head again. Hang on one second, Tara. Let me ask officially before you do that. Would you like to go out with Nat on another date?
Starting point is 00:13:19 We will pay for it. Well, you know, what he said was really sweet, and he convinced me. And I think this is a pretty big effort to call the radio and everything. I think he deserves a chance. I'll give him a chance. Damn. Wow. F*** yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out,
Starting point is 00:13:52 like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends, like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Starting point is 00:14:08 Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now plus you'll get special content just for podcast listeners like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top
Starting point is 00:14:40 headlines listen on the iheart radio Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome. My name is Paola Pedrosa, a medium and the host of the Ghost Therapy Podcast, where it's not just about connecting with deceased loved ones. It's about learning through them and their new perspective. I think God sent me this gift so I can show it to the world. And most of all, I help people every single day. Listen to the Ghost Therapy Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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