First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Jubal Show finds everyone POOPS not everyone SNOOPS in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: March 17, 2021

Easton talks to the Jubal Show after a great date with Carrie, until he stunk up her bathroom. He is worried that's the reason isn't getting a callback. Jubal Fresh snoops and gets more information from Carrie. Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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First Day Follow-Up. Have you guys ever met anybody named Easton before? No. I think like a child. Really? I've never met an Easton before. Have you met a Weston? I have not. I think like a child. Really? I've never met an Easton before. Have you met a Weston? I have not. I've stayed at a Weston. Same.

But I've never met a Weston. What about a Norston? Norston? I had a best friend growing up named Norston. What about a Soutston? None of that. I asked the question because Easton's on the phone for a first date follow-up and I had nothing more creative to say to start the first date follow-up. I thought that was good. And so I was like, hey, I've never met an Easton before and I'm excited to meet, Easton. And I had nothing more creative to say to start the first date follow-up. I thought that was good.

And so I was like, hey, I've never met an Easton before and I'm excited to meet an Easton. Even though he's emailed us because he's not getting a call back from someone that he obviously went out on some dates with. So that's not exciting for Easton, I don't think,

but exciting for me because I get to meet Easton. So pumped. What's up, Easton? Hey, what's up, guys? How's it going? You sound exactly like I thought you would. You really live up to your name.

I do my best. Yeah, you're the best Easton I know. You're the only one I know. So you're not getting a call back from, what's her name first of all? Her name's Carrie. We've been on three dates. I thought it was going pretty good. I mean, she's really cool.

She's like the coolest girl I've met in a while. She's smart and like actually funny. And yeah, I mean, I was like just kind of for me starting to feel a little serious. And she's not calling me back. Okay. Okay. How long has it been since then? About a week.

Okay. All right. And since your date, there's been absolutely nothing from her? No. I mean, I haven't, like, tried to blow up her phone, but I've sent, you know, a few texts. I called once and nothing. Okay. Okay.

Yeah, you should probably call, I would say, if someone's blowing you off, at least 10, 15 times an hour. Oh, my gosh. Just to make sure they're not dead. Yeah, exactly. Bad advice. Good friends, bad advice. So she hasn't been talking to you at all. What was the last date like?

Why do you think that she's just ghosting you now? I don't know. Like the last date, I thought things were getting kind of serious. We actually went to her place and we were hanging out and, you know, stuff was like getting cozy. And the only thing that I can think of is that it's, this is stupid, it's the first time I've used the bathroom, I guess, in our house. Did you just blow it up? Yeah.

No, no, no, I'm a very clean, respectful guy. Poop is raining from the ceilings. But no, that was like it. When I kind of came back from that, the vibe got a little colder, but it recovered, and we didn't hook up or anything that night, but like a kiss goodnight,

I left, and radio silence. Well, I mean, unless you just totally erupted in there, I doubt that's the reason. Yeah. Oh. Oh.

I don't think I did. I'm fairly certain that I did not. That's the only thing that sticks out in your head. The only thing that could have gone wrong. That's like the only thing that was different from the other times that we hung out. How long has it been since you first started talking? So I guess it's been a little over a month. And you know i thought we had a connection going on i was really feeling that vibe from her and uh you know frankly i do want to hear back from her i just thought it was um pretty good chemistry and she seemed into it like i was feeling it basically the whole time except for that one little uh little bl. When you pooped in her bathroom? Yeah, that hiccup. Yeah, yeah.

Which is fine. You know what's funny about that? My son, Jax, who's eight, he goes, like last week, he's like, Mom, do girls poop? I'm like, no. Yeah, they don't. They don't even fart.

He literally did not think that women pooped. That's when I told him we did. Are you shy about that kind of stuff, Easton? I'm not shy. Like I said, I like to think of myself as very respectful when it comes to that. Well, I'm shy about that. So I was going to see if you are. Because I probably wouldn't do it at someone's house for the first year, year and a half of dating.

He still doesn't hardly. He'll hold it for about a week and wait until he gets to work. I'll slink off somewhere else where nobody's at because I don't want anybody to know that I'm doing it. She was like, I gotta go to Starbucks again. You know that shameful look that dogs have when they're doing it when they look at you? That's how I am all the time.

That's how I feel inside when I do that. So that's why I try to keep it a secret. So maybe that was it. I don't know. Probably not though. I mean, it seems like a weird reason. Right in the middle of your first date follow-up if you're just joining us, Easton is on the phone. Easton. And I have to say it like that because he's the only Easton I've ever met in my life. Easton, such an honor.

The honor's all mine. Yo! I was waiting for you to say that. You did. But Easton isn't getting a call back from a girl named Carrie. They went out on a few dates together. He said they've been dating for like a month. Went out on three dates.

The last time they hung out, he was at her house. He said everything seemed fine. The only... He blew up her house. Yes. He destroyed her bathroom. Destroyed it, he said. Like a volcano.

Like, ew. It wasn't that bad. All right. We're adding that in there. But he said the only reason he can think of that she's not calling him back now is because he was, it's the first time he ever used the bathroom around her and not even around her. I don't think that's the reason. I don't think that's.

Yeah. I mean, if you did it around her, that would probably be a good reason. Like I was on the couch and he just started doing that. You went to the actual bathroom, closed the door and did your business yes like a like a gentleman okay cool all right so that's the only thing that he can think of other than that he has no idea it's been about a week now and she hasn't talked to him at all since he left so we're gonna call Hello? I may speak to Carrie, please. This is her.

Who's this? This is the Jubal show. The Jubal show. Jarbal. Do you know who the Jarbal show is? Yeah. Hi, guys. Hi.

She does. So you do know the Gerbil Show? Well, she didn't say she didn't. The Gerbil. Oh, my God. I listen to you guys all the time. Oh. Thank you.

Why are you calling me? We've got a fan. Yeah. Well, then you should probably know why one of the reasons we're calling you. For real. Yeah, you should know. There's only a few reasons that we would be calling you. And Gerbil's not pranking you.

Nope. This is not a Gerbil phone prank right now. Thank God. And you're not in a relationship, are you? No, I'm just kind of dating right now. Okay. Interesting you bring dating up. What does that leave?

The first date follow-up? Yes. Yes. Good job. Bingo. Yeah. Easton emailed. Bingo. Yeah. Easton emailed us about you. Oh, yeah.

And Easton's probably on the phone. Yes. Right? He actually is. But let's pretend like he isn't for just a moment. Yes, please. I won't bring him up on the phone

just yet to talk to you. You know what? Yeah, we'll place him on hold. There you go. Do some theater. Yes. So tell us so that Easton can hear and not cut you. Yeah, we'll place them on hold. There you go. Do some theater. Yes. So tell us, so that Easton can hear and not cut you off

because I'm sure he's like that. Tell us why you won't call Easton back. He said that you guys have been out on three dates and he really likes you, but you just disappeared after the last time you guys hung out. Well, he's kind of nosy.

Nosy? Oh, like controlling or something? Like you think he would be controlling in a relationship? I don't, it's, I don't know. I kind of feel like he's a little nosy, not necessarily controlling. But the other day I walked in on him and he was looking through my old yearbooks on the shelf. Oh, looking through your yearbooks. Yeah. And like, I've, I've had people like go through like my journals and stuff before and it just

feels, I don't know, really kind of like violating. And he was just, I don't know, like nosing around. I wouldn't think that a yearbook is like that nosy. I mean, maybe like one of the first dates for sure. I could see that. Yeah. But like not a relationship. That wouldn't be something.

But a journal. Yeah. There are things that it's violating. And like that soon, I feel like feel like i mean you guys are pretty you guys are almost strangers at that point so to be just like opening your stuff that is kind of weird yeah because you guys only been out on three dates right yeah yeah it felt i was just i was just super surprised like i just walked into the room and he was just looking through my things and it kind of, took me by surprise.

I don't think it's that invasive, is it, to go through someone? You think it's innocent? I mean, yeah. It's just a yearbook. Yeah, but, I mean, for some people it's more than that. Like, people write messages in there. Yeah, they write messages. But isn't it just messages like, oh, you look great, have a good year and stuff?

It's not exactly like, oh, my God, this was my first psychiatrist appointment. It's like, dude, I don't want you reading about someone saying stay cool. Yeah. How dare you? I just think it would be nice if he asked first. I think that's what she might think that too. I don't know. But just to ask first.

Right. I feel like going through your stuff after you've only dated for a short amount of time, no matter what, is kind of an invasion of privacy. For me, it would be. Did he tell you that he was going to your room? No, I mean, we were hanging out in my room already, and then I had gone to the bathroom, and when I came back out, he was already looking at my yearbook. Okay. Okay, yeah.

Not that big of a deal to me. Yeah. Well, good for you. So, yeah. Easton, who actually hasn't been on hold, though. He's deal to me. Yeah. Well, good for you. So, yeah. Easton, who actually hasn't been on hold, though. He's just been listening. Yeah. Yes.

Hello. It's not the fact that you blew up her bathroom. Doesn't that make you happy? Yeah. I mean, that's a positive. Wait. What do you mean blow up my bathroom? Well, Easton thought the reason you weren't calling him back was because he destroyed your bathroom when you i don't know if like he pooped yeah well

easton yes you definitely did use my bathroom um and you know well no i mean that's fine it's totally normal everyone poops um but i i wasn't really thrown off because of you using the bathroom i was just mostly thrown off because you were looking through my things. That's a bummer. I'm sorry. And I'll definitely get you one of those little before you go spray things. Oh my gosh, yeah, you spray it on top of water. It works really well, yeah.

Ew, I hate that smell. That smells so nasty, though, because the poop smell doesn. It works really well, yeah. Ew, I hate that smell. That smells so nasty though because the poop smell doesn't go all the way away. So like you can smell like a nasty poop smell along with like the air freshener smell

and it's like a musty, like warm, nasty, icky smell. I can't take it. They're trying to do like flowery smells with poop and it just can't do it. It doesn't work.

It doesn't work. It just becomes flower poop. Yeah. I'll bring like a candle or something. I don't know. Yeah, but I think it's less about that, Easton, and it's more about the going through her things.

I'm sorry. I just wasn't thinking. I didn't think that would be an invasion of privacy. But, you know, hearing it from you, I can see how it was. If it makes it better, I can bring over my yearbooks. See how stupid I look.

But, you know, you did, you know, you did look very cute, you know, in your over my yearbook. See how stupid I look. But, you know, you did look very cute in your high school yearbook. I hope that's not weird. I mean, it's not... If you like somebody, it's not weird. If you took a picture of it, did you take a picture of it? No, I did not take a picture.

I don't think he would admit to that. Well, we don't know if he took a picture of you in your yearbook or not. I guess you could find that out if you'd go out with him again. Carrie, would you like to go out on another date with Easton? We'll pay for it. I think so. I think so. Yeah.

That was super quick. That was quick. You didn't even have to think about it. Yeah. Aw. I mean, now that I think of it, I was probably overreacting just a little bit, Easton. So if you're willing to hang out again and not look through my shit. All right.

Eason, does that sound good? I'm excited for you guys. Yeah, it's a deal. It's a deal. That sounds good. Bring some tums. Okay, okay. Got it.

So just so we're clear, it's okay for me to take a s**t but not go through your s**t. Amazing. I love it. We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them.

More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Experiencing the news each day can feel like a journey. With Up First from NPR, though, it doesn't have to be. Welcome to 15 easy minutes of breaking news, clarity on international and national affairs, and a casual tone that you can take in with breakfast. Begin your day informed, ready, and refreshed.

Begin your day with Up First. Subscribe to Up First from NPR on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.

We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.