First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Jubal Show finds that sometimes vanilla is way too vanilla!

Episode Date: September 28, 2020

The Jubal show talks with a man that was ghosted after a nice ice cream date. But his choice was his undoing!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The guy on the phone for a first date follow-up today, very daring. Did something on a first date that I would never do, ever. Was it talk to someone? No, he went and got ice cream with a girl. And I am lactose intolerant, and that would be a bad idea for me. What's up, AJ? How are you? Hey, I'm doing good, man. How you guys doing?

Good. So you actually decided to get ice cream on a first date, huh? Hey, I thought it would be something different. Yeah, I know. Ice cream is just, look, as a person who's lactose intolerant, ice cream is just scary to me. Your stomach just... Especially on a date.

Like, as soon as I ate that, I'd be like, all right, I'll be back in an hour. Yeah. It wasn't the whole gallon It's a little bit I don't know about the ice cream My stomach issues I'm sure that's not why You emailed us AJ

The girl's name you want to call today Is Crystal Yeah Uh huh Alright where did you meet Crystal My apartment complex man She stays in my apartment complex So I seen her around

And I kind of asked her out For a little date Oh you made the first move. Yeah, man. I saw her for a little bit. I would see her, you know, here and there, here in the morning,

going to work, going to her car and everything. Okay, this sounds really creepy. Were you like staring out your window every time she walked by? No, you just happened to be at the same time.

You know, I don't say that far. So I just would see her a lot, you know, so I figured I'd ask her a little date or something, you know. How did that work though? Like, how did you go to somebody in your apartment complex? Yeah, that's a bold move. I know she's seen me, you know, so I figured I'd ask her a little date or something, you know. How did that work, though? Like, how did you go up to somebody in your apartment complex? Yeah, that's a bold move.

I know she's seen me, you know, a couple of times. We kind of caught eyes here and there, so I figured I needed to say something. So I just went up to her and told her my name, and I said, hello, you know, I see you don't have a boyfriend. I never see you with nobody. Man, you're bold. Yeah. Hey, you know, that's how I am, man.

I went for it. Your email said that you guys went and got ice cream together. How was the ice cream date? It was really good, man. We walked down the street. It wasn't that far from the house. Okay. So you didn't have to drive there or anything.

So you just, what did you walk and like knock on her apartment door and be like, all right, let's go get ice cream together? Or you meet down in the lobby? Oh, no, no, no, no. Not straight again. I asked her, you know, later on, can we go? Oh, okay. Alright, it sounded like you were saying, like, she was walking in the apartment complex, you're like, I think you're cute. Let's go get ice cream. And she was like, okay.

Yeah, that was the case. I was, like, kind of scared. That's probably why she went. Well, no, we exchanged phone numbers, so, you know. Alright. Okay, so how was the actual date when you got ice cream? The date was amazing. I mean, I don't know if I'll call it a date. The girl was beautiful.

Couldn't stop looking at her. So, you know, we had a really good conversation. She's amazing, too. What did you find so amazing about her? I mean, everything, man. Her conversation was good. I mean, we just had a good time great was there anything that happened on your date that is making her not call you back well I don't know I said

some crazy ice cream jokes I thought they were pretty she said crazy ice cream jokes Jubal have you got any crazy ice cream jokes I think I did all mine talking about their lactose intolerance earlier I think I'm out now of ice cream jokes. What kind of a crazy ice cream joke? What do you mean? Oh, man. You know, just a little ice cream joke. I'm just throwing a little stuff in there. So she doesn't think you're funny, maybe.

Oh, no. Hell no. I'm hilarious. I'm like crazy. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Well, let's hear one of those ice cream jokes then. Yeah.

They were kind of like a little bit on the sexual side. Oh, right. You're making sexual ice cream jokes on a on the sexual side. Oh, right. You're making sexual ice cream jokes on a first date. Yeah, you all bold. Yeah, I mean, I was having a good time. I was having fun. I was trying to make her get loose. Was that the joke?

All right. So I think I'm starting to maybe figure out why she might not want to go out with you again. I mean, you sound like a cool dude, but also you sound like a guy who could come off kind of creepy. If you're in her apartment complex. You ask her out to ice cream and then you're making sexual ice cream jokes. Yeah. Hey, with the girls I've been on dates before, man, they love my ice cream jokes. Oh, why aren't you with those girls?

They didn't call me back. Big surprise. All right. So just like this girl, they're not calling you back. Have you seen her around your apartment complex lately? And you know what? That's kind of crazy. I haven't seen her anymore.

I don't know if she moved. I haven't seen her. She moved. How long ago did you go out with her? It wasn't that long ago. Okay, so probably not enough time to move then. Yeah. You know what?

She might be coming in the back entrance. I don't know if she wanted to see me or not, but I don't know what I did wrong. I have no idea. Well, we'll call her up and see if she wasn't a fan of your sexual ice cream jokes or if it was something else. We'll play a song, come back, and then do your first date follow-up right after this, okay?

Okay. If you have any good sexual ice cream jokes, text us. 41061. I would love to hear them. And why do I say that? Because AJ is on the phone right now, and he met a girl named Crystal. She actually lives in his apartment complex. He hit her up one day because he thought she was cute. They went out for ice cream.

He said everything was going great. Conversation was awesome. He's obviously kind of like a jokey guy. He said the only thing he can think of that is causing him to not get a call back from her, he also hasn't seen her in the apartment complex, is the fact that he was making a bunch of sexual ice cream jokes on a first date. AJ, I'm about to give Crystal a call and see why she's not calling you back, okay?

Can I double stuff your ice cream sandwich? Oh, look, I have to use that one on my next ice cream sandwich. Alright, AJ, well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now, okay? You guys can think of more sexual ice cream jokes if you want. Hold on one second. Hello?

Hi, may I speak to Crystal, please? This is Crystal. Hey, Crystal, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. Wait. Oh, hi. Hey. What? Yeah.

So you listen to the show? Yeah, I do. Do you know who I am? It always feels weird to say that, but you know the show? Yeah, I do. Okay. Oh, now I'm nervous. Are you nervous?

Yeah, you might want to be. What is that? You might want to be for real. So everybody's here right now. Me, Mahata's wife, Alex Freyash. Good morning. Hey, girl. English Evan is here as well.

Good morning. Good morning, sir. Why are you guys calling me? We're calling you because somebody sent us an email about you. Oh, I never thought I'd be on this end of the radio. So you know why? I think so. This must be one of those first date things.

Yes. Congratulations. You just won. Nothing. So do you know who it might be? I have an idea. Throw it out there and we'll tell you if you're right. A dude named

AJ? Bingo! Yes! No way. No way! Yeah, AJ told us about your day. No! Believe it. And I know he's on the phone Cause that's how you guys do it Oh come on

You're trying to steal my thunder Yeah you're ruining the The mirage I know I'm supposed to be like Hey AJ's on the phone Listening right now

And you're supposed to be like What the hell That's not gonna happen I guess though I mean I'm still like What the hell Hey AJ Can I just talk to him

I mean I'll Tell him why I haven't returned his messages Or like Gone on another date. All right, you're making this thing really easy. A lot of times you have to be like, hey, come on, will you tell us, please tell us?

And you're just like, nope, I'll tell him. Well, AJ, hey, you're on with Crystal now. How you doing, girl? I'm all right, AJ, hey. Hey, how come I ain't seen you around the apartment yet? What's going on with you? Okay, well, I mean, like, for one, I started a job working from home, so I haven't been, like, out a lot.

But, like, the reason, I mean, I appreciate, you know, our ice cream date or whatever, but I don't think you're my type. And, you know, I don't want to, like, lead you on and, like, waste your time or waste mine. So I just, like, we can be friends and be cordial, but I just don't see it going any further than that. Come on. Come on. I know you ain't put me in the friend zone already.

Come on. I mean, Dave, we're good. Okay. I mean, why isn't he your type? Why don't you want to go out with him again? Yeah. Yeah, why? okay i mean why isn't he your type why don't you want to go out with him again yeah yeah why i just um it's i mean it sounds silly but like i was in a relationship with somebody for six years who just like never wanted to do anything he's like a homebody except for like visiting family or friends never wanted to like even go bowling or roller skating or do anything fun.

I mean, so what they got to do with me, though? I mean, I ain't got nothing to do with your boyfriend. He sounds boring. He sounds very boring. Yeah, well. I mean, he has a point, Crystal. Why does the fact that your ex-boyfriend was boring ruin AJ's chances with you? Because AJ ordered vanilla ice cream.

What? Basic, boring vanilla. No sprinkles, no toppings, no swirl. Wait, that's the problem with AJ? Yes, I don't want to date another vanilla boring thing. You are kidding. Hold on. Life is short. COVID is here. Hold on. Life is short.

COVID is here. I'm trying to enjoy life. And he's just eating boring ice cream. No, wait a minute. In a cup. Son didn't even venture, get adventurous with a cone. Wow. Just because I ordered vanilla ice cream.

What's wrong with vanilla ice cream? It was good. Yes, delicious. It is good. It is good. Fine. It was good. Yes, delicious. It is good. Fine, it was good and it was safe. And I'm not interested in safe. I'm interested in spontaneous fun a little. If I had ordered some ice cream

with some sprinkles on it, then we can go on another date. I would have been intrigued. You would have been a little more interested. Yeah. When I see people eating vanilla ice cream, it's a character choice.

Kind of a flaw. A character flaw? It seems boring and I don't want to be bored. She said you had a character flaw, AJ. AJ? Is he gone? Crystal.

He can't even handle it. It's too much heat. Oh, dang. You offended him so much. Damn, I had no idea. I mean, he was all about you. He wanted to see you again and everything else. And then the fact that you say he's boring because he ordered vanilla ice cream on your date.

He gets so offended that he hangs up on us. I mean, he was a weird dude. I'm definitely using the back door of our building to avoid that. That's funny. That's scary. Alright, well, damn, I wanted to ask if you'd go on another date with him. I guess not. Yeah. Looks like she doesn't

want to anyway. Sure wouldn't. It's not. Nope. Well, thank you for taking the time to talk to us and I'm sure that there is a guy out there for you that will order, I don't know, maybe even two kinds of ice cream in one cone. Whoa, Jupe. Yeah. Or that. What's that?

Oh, yeah. Now we're talking. I like that. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki,

Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show,

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