First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Jubal Show goes topless during this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: January 8, 2021

Lawrence talks to The Jubal Show after an amazing first date with the gorgeous, avid-reader Leah. However, after texting a topless picture, Leah left him hanging. Jubal Fresh and calls Leah to take a ...closer look! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:37 You know what I mean? We have a first date follow up today where that happened. Larry or Lawrence. I think his name is Lawrence, but I feel like he goes by Larry by short. I don't know. We've never talked before, but he sent us an email because he sent a girl a picture of his bosoms. Okay. And she's not calling him back now. I guess they were
Starting point is 00:02:54 texting for a while. We'll find out all about it. Here we go. What's up, Larry? How are you? Larry. Sorry. Please, Lawrence. It's Lawrence. Please, please, please. Sorry. I always wonder that when I see someone with the name Lawrence. I'm like, did they go by Larry or not? I took a shot. I shot my shot and I missed. You did.
Starting point is 00:03:08 So before we get to why you think you're not getting a call back, the boobie picture you sent. Tell us about the girl you want to call today. What's her name? Leah. Her name is Leah and I could talk about her for ages, man. So it's Leah and Larry, huh? Lawrence. He must be called Lawrence. But that's cute. Leah and Lawrence.
Starting point is 00:03:30 She's smart. She's an avid reader, like myself. She's gorgeous. She has beautiful brown eyes. Hold on. She reads, like, actual books? Yes. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:03:42 She reads lots of books. All right, cool. So where did you meet Leah? Well we met on Instagram Oh She has a whole bunch of tattoos And they're awesome tattoos And I shot my shot
Starting point is 00:03:52 And I asked her out Okay Yeah I was going to ask you If she hit you up Or if you hit her up But usually that's the way it works There's not a lot of women On Instagram trolling for dudes
Starting point is 00:03:59 It's mostly dudes Trolling for women Anyway she must have liked you So what did you guys do? Well I mean Considering the times we really couldn't do anything initially. So, uh, uh, we eventually talked on the phone, uh, FaceTime, um, before we actually met up on the date. We've only went out on the date one. Okay. And where did you guys go? Uh, just Mike's Steakhouse. Um, and she was gorgeous and it was, it went really well.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Like, like picture, picture perfect. Well, Lawrence, I don't know if you've said this, but was she gorgeous? Yeah. Yeah. I'm picking up on the fact that she was gorgeous and that you really liked her. Well, what do you want me to do? Yeah, no, I mean, absolutely. It'd be weird if you were doing this and you didn't like her because normally if someone
Starting point is 00:04:44 doesn't call you back after a date and you don't like them, you're like, good, I mean, absolutely. It'd be weird if you were doing this and you didn't like her because normally if someone doesn't call you back after a date and you don't like them, you're like, good, I'm glad. Well, why do you think she's not calling you back? Well, the only thing that I can think of, guys, is I sent her a topless picture and I think that rubs her the wrong way. Do you have a good body? Or are you one of those dudes who thinks he has a good body
Starting point is 00:05:07 and sends a picture like, what is that about? Why are you sending me a picture of a dad body? Is that your dad? Well, not to be vain, but, you know, I got a six-pack. A six-pack of beer? I go often. So you sent her that picture, and you think that's why she's not calling you back.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Did you send it right after your date or something? No, it wasn't right after the date. Everything went great after the date. We were texting, you know, back and forth. I decided to send it. And then, you know, it's been a week. I haven't heard from her in a week. So you guys were actually texting
Starting point is 00:05:38 for a while after your date. And then you sent her a picture of your nipples and your six pack. And she didn't respond. She didn't respond to that. We talked just like a little bit after I sent it. But then like the very next day, it was nothing. You know, radio silence.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Maybe she was intimidated by your six pack because I'm not being mean here, but if she's a little bit on the tubby side, you might have just been like, oh my God, what's this? You know, I don't know. That could be it. I guess that's what I'm trying to find out. You know, guys, I just need help. I could see myself stop talking to somebody
Starting point is 00:06:11 if they sent me a picture like that. I could definitely see myself doing that. If it's not the appropriate time, right? Yeah, exactly. So maybe you blasted your chest at her a little too early. Maybe. I mean, I really don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:22 That's the only thing I can think of. I just like her a lot and I just want to figure out what's going on. Okay. It's definitely one of the trickiest parts of dating. What is? When is it appropriate to send a naked picture? Oh. Well, maybe not naked.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Shirtless. A lot of people do that pretty quickly. Yes, a lot of people do it even before you're dating. A lot of people do it when you just say hi. Some people will just airdrop them to you on planes. They do. But Lawrence is on the phone, and he's not getting a call back from a girl named Leah that he went out with. He really liked her a lot, a lot.
Starting point is 00:06:54 He told us how beautiful she was about 1,500 times when we just talked to him a second ago. And she's a reader. Everything that he likes in a woman, she has it, except for the fact that she's not calling him back. Because I would guess, Lawrence, you probably like it when women call you back but he thinks the reason is not getting a call back is because after their date which went well they went out to dinner they were texting for about a week and then he sent her a shirtless picture because Lawrence thought it was time for that yep and the day after she stopped talking to him so what does that hurt
Starting point is 00:07:24 your like self-esteem, Lawrence, if it was your... It should. You guys were talking for a week, and then all of a sudden, she's like, oh, yeah, never mind. That's your body? Oh, yes. It did kind of hurt my self-esteem. I thought things were going well.
Starting point is 00:07:40 All right. Well, hopefully that wasn't it. Well, I don't know. It depends on what the other reason could be. So maybe you want that to be it. We'll find out though. We're about to dial her phone number right now. Okay. Are you ready? Yes, I am. Please. All right. We're going to call her and see why she's not calling you back. Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Leah, please?
Starting point is 00:08:06 I'm speaking. Hey, Leah, how are you? This is Jubal from the Jubal Show. Who from the what? Jubal from the Jubal Show. It's a radio show. Also with me is I'm Jubal. I'm the host of it.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Also with me is my hot ass wife, Alex Freya. That's me. And English Evan. He's English. He's triple English. That's why I did it that way. Is this a prank? No, it's not a prank. Have you ever heard the show before? I have no idea what's going on. Okay, cool. Neither do I.
Starting point is 00:08:33 But that's fine. I never do. The Jubal Show is a radio show. We do a segment on our show where if you go out on a date with someone and then don't call them back, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. And we got an email about you. That's why we're calling. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Any idea who would email us about you? Who was it? I mean, there's a few people that it could be, but I don't know who. Okay, so you've been on a few dates in the last couple of weeks? Getting around. I wouldn't say I'm getting around.
Starting point is 00:09:04 I'm kidding, girl. By the way, no hate if you were. I mean, I wouldn't hate you if I did it. Yeah, we've all done it, except for English Evan. He's a virgin. No, we, yeah, none of us have done it. Too recently. How old are you?
Starting point is 00:09:16 Anyways. That doesn't matter. Anyway. Yeah, so no, we're not judging you, but who do you think it could be? Give us a name. Well, the first person that came to mind was Lawrence. But I don't know if this is something he would do. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:31 So you've been on a few dates in the past couple weeks, and you're not calling a few guys back. And one of those guys, his name is Lawrence? Either Lawrence or this guy David. Okay. Well, what if I tell you it's not David? Who do you think it would be? Okay, so it's Lawrence.
Starting point is 00:09:47 I don't know how you figured that out. That was amazing. Great detective work. Yes, it's Lawrence. Lawrence wants to know why you're not calling him back. He told us all about your date, said that you guys were even texting for like a week, and then all of a sudden you stopped talking to him. So we're wondering why. This is so weird. Do you mind telling us why why you really want to know why yes yes he does wait does it have anything to do with his body his what his body he said that he sent you a shirtless picture and then the day after you stopped talking to him so he thinks that that's the thing that turned you off oh my god i'm the worst at text.
Starting point is 00:10:28 That's not why I stopped responding. No, if you really want to know, I went to his Instagram recently, and I saw that he posted a picture of a girl that looked literally just like me, like similar tattoos, similar vibes, similar hair. And it just creeped me out because I felt like I'm just like, I don't know. Do you think he has a girlfriend then? I don't know. Or like he has a fetish about tattooed girls. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:56 So she looked a lot like you? How much so? Because people will say that all the time. They're like, oh my God, that totally looks like my twin. And you look at it and you're like, that is a road sign. That's not even a person. It doesn't look like you at all. So she really looked a lot like you.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Like identical. Well, people have their type though. Yeah, I guess you're right. I was going to say, yeah, you have a type. That's not that far out of the question to know someone like you.
Starting point is 00:11:15 That's true. And you guys aren't official. You went on one date so if he was going out with someone else, that's still cool, right? I mean, yeah, but now he's having
Starting point is 00:11:23 a radio show bombard me when I ask him why I'm not going. Yeah. Why I haven't called him back. That's still cool, right? I mean, yeah, but now he's having a radio show bombard me when asking why I'm not going. Yeah. I haven't called him back, but that's a little weird. He's also having a radio show lie to you because he's actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you. I should have told you that. Oh. Okay. Hi, Lauren.
Starting point is 00:11:41 Hey, Leah. Yeah. So who is that girl yeah it's not a big deal trust me okay why would i trust that who is she well why does she look just like me i mean that's the reason you're not calling me back seriously yeah i thought it was weird i don't know, y'all don't look like each other at all. Okay, tattoos. All right, that's it. But you think we look like each other? We have similar tattoos, similar hairstyles.
Starting point is 00:12:15 You were also posting a picture on Instagram hugged up with another girl. Like, what was I supposed to think? So, whatever. Okay, well, Nancy Drew, she doesn't have all those things that are similar that you think. And it was a coincidence that it was after our date. I just happened to see her at the mall. No big deal.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Okay. Well, I'm not Nancy Drew. I'm more of a Harriet the Spy kind of girl. And that's why you and me would never work. We're just friends. Granted, she's ex-girlfriend, high school. What? Years ago.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Years ago. Okay. That's not helping you out, Larry. Well, I just thought that I should let her know that that was years ago. I mean, high school. That makes it even worse. You're posting pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend that looks just like me right after our date. Like, no.
Starting point is 00:13:10 No. Well, don't say no just yet. I need to ask you something. Leo, would you like to go out with Lawrence on another date? We'll pay for it. No. Oh, dang it. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Are you sure about that? It's his ex-girlfriend. Yes. Ex, ex, ex. From high school. Yeah, I don't care. You can just lose my number. It's fine. Sorry, man. Are you sure about that? It's his ex-girlfriend. Yes. Ex, ex, ex. From high school. Yeah, I don't care. You can just lose my number. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Sorry, Lawrence. Yep. Okay. Well, if you change your mind, you know where to find me. Okay. Where to find you? Yeah, probably at your ex-girlfriend's house. Oh.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Probably. Ouch. Do you think that she shouldn't have gone out with him again? I definitely think she should not have gone out with him again. But it's his ex from high school, though. That's weird, though. But what about those rippling abs, Alex? Oh, I don't care.
Starting point is 00:13:53 But, I mean, if he's talking to somebody, you know, and he's interested in somebody, he should not be posting pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend on his Instagram. You should know that that's not going to get you a call back. No. For sure. Posting a picture with any girl if you're trying to date someone else. Yep. Even if it's your mom.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Okay. Text them 41061. What do you think? It's the Jubal Show. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast,
Starting point is 00:14:23 Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics entertainment sports and more joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors and with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else ready to laugh and stay informed listen on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics
Starting point is 00:15:45 surrounding dating sex and love that's right every monday and wednesday we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms with a blend of humor vulnerability and authenticity we share our personal journeys navigating our 30s tackling the complexities of modern relationships and engage in thought-provoking discussions that challenge We'll be right back. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections. Tune in and join in the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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