First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Jubal Show goes topless during this First Date Follow Up!
Episode Date: January 8, 2021Lawrence talks to The Jubal Show after an amazing first date with the gorgeous, avid-reader Leah. However, after texting a topless picture, Leah left him hanging. Jubal Fresh and calls Leah to take a ...closer look! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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you get your podcasts. First date follow-up. It's always weird when you start dating someone and you guys text back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.
And then you even send them pictures of your breasts.
Wow.
And then they don't call you back.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
We have a first date follow up today where that happened.
Larry or Lawrence.
I think his name is Lawrence, but I feel like he goes by Larry by
short. I don't know. We've never talked before, but he sent us an
email because he sent a girl
a picture of his bosoms. Okay.
And she's not calling him back now. I guess they were
texting for a while. We'll find out all about it. Here we go. What's up,
Larry? How are you? Larry. Sorry.
Please, Lawrence. It's Lawrence.
Please, please, please. Sorry.
I always wonder that when I see someone with the name Lawrence.
I'm like, did they go by Larry or not?
I took a shot. I shot my shot and I missed.
You did.
So before we get to why you think you're not getting a call back, the boobie picture you sent.
Tell us about the girl you want to call today. What's her name?
Leah. Her name is Leah and I could talk about her for ages, man.
So it's Leah and Larry, huh?
Lawrence.
He must be called Lawrence.
But that's cute.
Leah and Lawrence.
She's smart.
She's an avid reader, like myself.
She's gorgeous.
She has beautiful brown eyes.
Hold on.
She reads, like, actual books?
Yes.
Whoa.
She reads lots of books.
All right, cool.
So where did you meet Leah?
Well we met on Instagram
Oh
She has a whole bunch of tattoos
And they're awesome tattoos
And I shot my shot
And I asked her out
Okay
Yeah I was going to ask you
If she hit you up
Or if you hit her up
But usually that's the way it works
There's not a lot of women
On Instagram trolling for dudes
It's mostly dudes
Trolling for women
Anyway she must have liked you
So what did you guys do?
Well I mean Considering the times we really couldn't do anything initially. So, uh, uh, we
eventually talked on the phone, uh, FaceTime, um, before we actually met up on the date. We've only
went out on the date one. Okay. And where did you guys go? Uh, just Mike's Steakhouse. Um,
and she was gorgeous and it was, it went really well.
Like, like picture, picture perfect.
Well, Lawrence, I don't know if you've said this, but was she gorgeous?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm picking up on the fact that she was gorgeous and that you really liked her.
Well, what do you want me to do?
Yeah, no, I mean, absolutely.
It'd be weird if you were doing this and you didn't like her because normally if someone
doesn't call you back after a date and you don't like them, you're like, good, I mean, absolutely. It'd be weird if you were doing this and you didn't like her because normally if someone doesn't call you back after a date
and you don't like them, you're like, good, I'm glad.
Well, why do you think she's not calling you back?
Well, the only thing that I can think of, guys,
is I sent her a topless picture
and I think that rubs her the wrong way.
Do you have a good body?
Or are you one of those dudes who thinks he has a good body
and sends a picture like, what is that about?
Why are you sending me a picture of a dad body?
Is that your dad?
Well, not to be vain, but, you know, I got a six-pack.
A six-pack of beer?
I go often.
So you sent her that picture,
and you think that's why she's not calling you back.
Did you send it right after your date or something?
No, it wasn't right after the date.
Everything went great after the date.
We were texting,
you know, back and forth. I decided
to send it. And then, you know,
it's been a week. I haven't heard from her in a week.
So you guys were actually texting
for a while after your date. And then
you sent her a picture of your
nipples and your six pack.
And she didn't respond.
She didn't respond to that.
We talked just like a little bit after I sent it.
But then like the very next day, it was nothing.
You know, radio silence.
Maybe she was intimidated by your six pack because I'm not being mean here,
but if she's a little bit on the tubby side, you might have just been like,
oh my God, what's this?
You know, I don't know.
That could be it.
I guess that's what I'm trying to find out.
You know, guys, I just need help.
I could see myself stop talking to somebody
if they sent me a picture like that.
I could definitely see myself doing that.
If it's not the appropriate time, right?
Yeah, exactly.
So maybe you blasted your chest
at her a little too early.
Maybe.
I mean, I really don't know.
That's the only thing I can think of.
I just like her a lot and I just want to figure out what's going on.
Okay.
It's definitely one of the trickiest parts of dating.
What is?
When is it appropriate to send a naked picture?
Oh.
Well, maybe not naked.
Shirtless.
A lot of people do that pretty quickly.
Yes, a lot of people do it even before you're dating.
A lot of people do it when you just say hi.
Some people will just airdrop them to you on planes.
They do.
But Lawrence is on the phone, and he's not getting a call back from a girl named Leah that he went out with.
He really liked her a lot, a lot.
He told us how beautiful she was about 1,500 times when we just talked to him a second ago.
And she's a reader.
Everything that he likes in a woman, she has it, except for the fact that she's not calling him back.
Because I would guess, Lawrence, you probably like it when women call you back but he
thinks the reason is not getting a call back is because after their date which
went well they went out to dinner they were texting for about a week and then
he sent her a shirtless picture because Lawrence thought it was time for that
yep and the day after she stopped talking to him so what does that hurt
your like self-esteem,
Lawrence, if it was your...
It should. You guys were talking for a week, and then
all of a sudden, she's like, oh, yeah, never mind.
That's your body?
Oh, yes. It did kind of
hurt my self-esteem.
I thought things were going well.
All right. Well, hopefully that wasn't it.
Well, I don't know. It depends on what the other reason
could be. So maybe you want that to be it. We'll find out
though. We're about to dial her phone number right now. Okay. Are you ready?
Yes, I am. Please.
All right. We're going to call her and see why she's not calling you back. Here we go.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Leah, please?
I'm speaking.
Hey, Leah, how are you?
This is Jubal from the Jubal Show.
Who from the what?
Jubal from the Jubal Show.
It's a radio show.
Also with me is I'm Jubal.
I'm the host of it.
Also with me is my hot ass wife, Alex Freya.
That's me.
And English Evan.
He's English.
He's triple English. That's why I did it that way. Is this a prank?
No, it's not a prank.
Have you ever heard the show before? I have no idea
what's going on. Okay, cool. Neither do I.
But that's fine. I never do. The Jubal Show
is a radio show. We do a segment on our show
where if you go out on a date with someone
and then don't call them back, they can email us
to get you on the phone and find out what happened.
And we got an email about you.
That's why we're calling.
Oh, okay.
Any idea who would email us about you?
Who was it?
I mean, there's a few people that it could be,
but I don't know who.
Okay, so you've been on a few dates
in the last couple of weeks?
Getting around.
I wouldn't say I'm getting around.
I'm kidding, girl.
By the way, no hate if you were.
I mean, I wouldn't hate you if I did it.
Yeah, we've all done it, except for English Evan.
He's a virgin.
No, we, yeah, none of us have done it.
Too recently.
How old are you?
Anyways.
That doesn't matter.
Anyway.
Yeah, so no, we're not judging you, but who do you think it could be?
Give us a name.
Well, the first person that came to mind was Lawrence.
But I don't know if this is something he would do.
Okay.
So you've been on a few dates in the past couple weeks,
and you're not calling a few guys back.
And one of those guys, his name is Lawrence?
Either Lawrence or this guy David.
Okay.
Well, what if I tell you it's not David?
Who do you think it would be?
Okay, so it's Lawrence.
I don't know how you figured that out. That was amazing. Great detective work.
Yes, it's Lawrence. Lawrence wants to know why you're not calling him back. He told us all about your date, said that you guys were even texting for like a week, and then all of a sudden you stopped talking to him.
So we're wondering why.
This is so weird.
Do you mind telling us why why you really want to know why
yes yes he does wait does it have anything to do with his body his what his body he said that
he sent you a shirtless picture and then the day after you stopped talking to him so he thinks that
that's the thing that turned you off oh my god i'm the worst at text.
That's not why I stopped responding.
No, if you really want to know, I went to his Instagram recently, and I saw that he posted a picture of a girl that looked literally just like me,
like similar tattoos, similar vibes, similar hair.
And it just creeped me out because I felt like I'm just like, I don't know.
Do you think he has a girlfriend then?
I don't know.
Or like he has a fetish about tattooed girls.
I don't know.
So she looked a lot like you?
How much so?
Because people will say that all the time.
They're like, oh my God, that totally looks like my twin.
And you look at it and you're like, that is a road sign.
That's not even a person.
It doesn't look like you at all.
So she really looked a lot like you.
Like identical.
Well, people have their type though.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
I was going to say,
yeah, you have a type.
That's not that far
out of the question
to know someone like you.
That's true.
And you guys aren't official.
You went on one date
so if he was going out
with someone else,
that's still cool, right?
I mean, yeah,
but now he's having
a radio show bombard me when I ask him why I'm not going. Yeah. Why I haven't called him back. That's still cool, right? I mean, yeah, but now he's having a radio show bombard me when asking
why I'm not going. Yeah.
I haven't called him back, but that's a little weird.
He's also having a radio show lie to you because he's actually on the other
line listening right now and wants to talk to you. I should have told you that.
Oh.
Okay.
Hi, Lauren.
Hey, Leah.
Yeah.
So who is that girl yeah it's not a big deal trust me okay why would i trust that who is she well why does she look just like me i mean that's the reason you're not calling me back
seriously yeah i thought it was weird i don't know, y'all don't look like each other at all.
Okay, tattoos.
All right, that's it.
But you think we look like each other?
We have similar tattoos, similar hairstyles.
You were also posting a picture on Instagram
hugged up with another girl.
Like, what was I supposed to think?
So, whatever.
Okay, well, Nancy Drew, she doesn't have all those things that are similar that you think.
And it was a coincidence that it was after our date.
I just happened to see her at the mall.
No big deal.
Okay.
Well, I'm not Nancy Drew.
I'm more of a Harriet the Spy kind of girl.
And that's why you and me would never work.
We're just friends.
Granted, she's ex-girlfriend, high school.
What?
Years ago.
Years ago.
Okay.
That's not helping you out, Larry.
Well, I just thought that I should let her know that that was years ago.
I mean, high school.
That makes it even worse.
You're posting pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend that looks just like me right after our date.
Like, no.
No.
Well, don't say no just yet.
I need to ask you something.
Leo, would you like to go out with Lawrence on another date?
We'll pay for it.
No.
Oh, dang it.
Oh, man.
Are you sure about that?
It's his ex-girlfriend.
Yes.
Ex, ex, ex.
From high school. Yeah, I don't care. You can just lose my number. It's fine. Sorry, man. Are you sure about that? It's his ex-girlfriend. Yes. Ex, ex, ex. From high school.
Yeah, I don't care.
You can just lose my number.
It's fine.
Sorry, Lawrence.
Yep.
Okay.
Well, if you change your mind, you know where to find me.
Okay.
Where to find you?
Yeah, probably at your ex-girlfriend's house.
Oh.
Probably.
Ouch.
Do you think that she shouldn't have gone out with him again?
I definitely think she should not have gone out with him again.
But it's his ex from high school, though.
That's weird, though.
But what about those rippling abs, Alex?
Oh, I don't care.
But, I mean, if he's talking to somebody, you know, and he's interested in somebody,
he should not be posting pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend on his Instagram.
You should know that that's not going to get you a call back.
No.
For sure.
Posting a picture with any girl if you're trying to date someone else.
Yep.
Even if it's your mom.
Okay.
Text them 41061.
What do you think?
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Jubal's First Date Follow-Up.
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It's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast,
Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out,
like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon.
But we're also going to have some fun,
thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well.
I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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you won't find anywhere else ready to laugh and stay informed listen on the iheart radio app
apple podcasts or wherever you get your
podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and
conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive
deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics
surrounding dating sex and love that's right every monday and wednesday we both invite you
to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms with a blend of
humor vulnerability and authenticity we share our personal journeys navigating our 30s tackling the
complexities of modern relationships and engage in thought-provoking discussions that challenge We'll be right back. Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections.
Tune in and join in the conversation.
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