First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Jubal Show has way TOO MUCH fun with this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: January 15, 2021

Hailey talks to The Jubal Show after a few good dates with the REALLY HOT Ian but after he goes ghost, they find out that HOT doesn't necessarily mean FUN! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. Tune in and join in the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First Day Follow-Up Look in the sky. Whoa. It's a bird.

It's a plane. No. No. It's an attractive dude. Oh. But he's not just regular hot. No. He's more fiery than a cast iron skillet.

What? Eyes that burn at a temperature that'll melt your heart in a second. Come on. Able to steal kisses with a single wink. Why, it's not regular hot, man. It's super hot, man. What? And today, there's a girl on the phone who met a super hot guy, according to her email,

and she's not getting a call back from him, and we'll find find out why it's really sad when a superhero doesn't call you back what's up hayley how are you hey guys how's it going good so you're not getting a call back from super hot man huh no okay i know that you guys are giving me some about that he seriously i don't think I've ever seen somebody as hot as him in my life. Are you super hot girl? Because maybe that's the issue here. I mean, like, I think so.

And other people think so too. So you could be like his sidekick. It's like Batman and Robin. It's like super hot man and Hayley. I know. I mean, like, I might be a little biased, but I think we look super good and hot together. Yeah, and it sounds like you guys make super hot, cute babies, too. Super.

Oh, my God. But he's not calling you back now, huh? Yeah, he's not calling me back now, and I'm, like, so confused because we went on three awesome dates and everything. Okay, so how long has it been since your last date? It's been about a week, and I just, like, haven't heard from him.

At all since your date? No, not at all since the date. And have you contacted him since the date? Yeah, I've tried, like, texting him and stuff, and he just hasn't texted me back. And I don't know, he didn't seem like the guy to kind of ghost me or anything you know but so is there anything specific you said you went on three dates were they all good then did something go wrong on any of them oh my god they were so good like

the first one we went to um this park and we just like worked out together he's super into health and fitness and everything I am too and all but it was it was a super hot first date like shirt off and everything and i swear he had abs of steel it was crazy um and i thought like you know we could keep up together and we were like bantering and everything and so that was the first date that That was the first date. Okay, so I'm assuming the second date was super hot. So what was that? Super hot fire. The second date was super hot.

So the second date, we got some juice. And just like we sat outside and we chit-chatted and drank our juice. And I thought it was swirling, you know what I mean? Okay. So the third date. What did you guys do then? Yeah, and then we went out on a third date, which I guess was like more of the stereotypical dates.

You know, we went out to dinner, and I thought it was really nice, really romantic, everything. And I bet he was looking super hot. He was. I got it before you did. So dinner was the last time you've talked to him? Yeah, so dinner was

the last time I talked to him and I thought it went so great. When you guys went to dinner, did you guys go together? Did he take you home or did you guys meet there? No, we met there. I wish he would have taken me home.

Well, yeah, he's super hot. Why not? You know? He is. Um, okay. So did anything happen on the date? I mean, like, okay. So dinner was great. We got into great conversation and everything.

At the end of the night when he, he walked me back to my car and, um, I did leave him for a kiss and he kind of was like, oh, I'm going to take things slow. I'm not like ready for that, which honestly, like I'm not even going to lie. That was super hot to me because I'm like, what kind of guy does that? You know, like he wants to take it slow, maybe get to know me more and everything. Yeah, that doesn't normally happen. That is pretty rare. No, I mean, in my head, I'm just thinking like, okay, this guy is super hot and

he's a gentleman. Like, I got a catch. There's something wrong. Something wrong. But now he's not texting me back and I'm very confused. Did you guys talk at all after your date? I texted him and I was like, hey, I got home. I had a lot of fun

tonight and everything. Um, and that was it. Okay. No response? No response. Him not getting back to you, you know what that is,

Haley? What? Super not hot. And so... It is! It is super not hot. So, play a song

and then come back and call him and see if we can figure it out with your first date follow-up, right? Okay, thank you guys. Yep, hold on. You guys, I'm super excited for the second part of today's first day follow-up. Super excited.

Super excited. Oh my gosh. That's like very, very. Super duper excited. Hey, Haley on the phone, are you super excited? Guys, I know you like keep f***ing with me, but I'm not kidding. You are super hot. Am I?

I'm super hot. I believe you. I believe you. I believe you. If you're just joining in for today's first day follow-up, Hayley is on the phone, and she wants to call a dude named Ian because they went out on three dates. All of them were great, according to Hayley. She also thinks that Ian is the hottest dude she's ever seen in her life.

He's super hot. Is that—that's not an overstatement? I don't think he's the hottest guy I've ever seen. I know he's the hottest guy I've ever seen. Oh, okay. So she knows he's the hottest guy she's ever seen in her life. Super hot, as a matter of fact. She's said it quite a few times. Super hot fire. Super hot

fire. Yep, that's who he is. So we're going to call him and see why he's not calling her back. The last time they met up, they went to dinner. She thought it was great. She actually tried to kiss him, but him being the hot, super hot guy that he is, didn't do the regular guy thing. What did he do? He said, no. What?

No, thank you. By the way, do you notice the cleft in my chin? It's perfect. Anyway, enough about my chin. Yeah. It's perfectly chiseled. But I don't kiss on the first date. Well, third date.

Whatever date it is. Anyway, he said no to a kiss. And that's kind of weird because you would think that he would. But Haley, you actually liked that, right? Yeah, I did. Anyway, he said no to a kiss, and that's kind of weird, because you would think that he would, but Haley, you actually liked that, right? Yeah, I did. It was, like, different than the guys I'm usually, like, used to. Yeah. Right, right. If it's legit, you know? It would be super cute if it was legit, but I just don't

think it's possible. And Haley has no idea why he's not calling her back. So, we're about to dial the super line, the super hotline, and see if ian answers and find out why he's not calling haley back are you ready haley yes let's do it let's do it i'm gonna dial the phone over right now and hopefully super hot guy answers yeah here we go Hello?

Ian, this is the Jubal Show. How are you? I don't know what that is. I didn't think you would. It's a radio show. My name is Jubal. I host the show. Along with me is Mahata Sawai-Felix.

That's me. English Evan. Hello. And we are calling you today because we got an email about you. From who? From someone that you went on a date with. So we do a segment on the show where if you go out on a date with someone and then end up ghosting them, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened.

And you recently went out with a girl named Haley. Yes, I do remember Haley. What's this about again? Well, this is about the fact that you guys went out on a couple dates and then you just stopped talking to her and Haley is confused and wants to know if she did something wrong or why you're not calling her back. Oh, wow. Well, she asked for it.

She asked for it? Yeah. She asked for what? Oh, to be, yeah, she wants to know why you won't call her back is that what you mean yes she is just a girl who likes to have fun okay and you don't i like a different kind of fun and she is just regular fun. What does that even mean? Yeah. That's confusing. What do you mean by that? There's a time for joking and laughter. And she just, you know, I'm a really serious guy. Like life is very serious. Okay.

And she's always joking and laughing. Uh-huh. So she's happy. This is hilarious. You don't, so you don't want to date her. Wait,

did you like her otherwise? Other than the whole fun thing? No, I thought she was gorgeous on the outside. Okay. But,

she's a lot of fun, but I'm not here to have fun. Okay. Weird. What are you here to do? Yeah. I'm here to live life to the fullest. And, you know, I have dreams.

Okay. I have a lot of things I'm working on, and she just doesn't seem like it's a good fit for me. So, okay. Right. Are you serious? Why not? Do you think you can't do that stuff and still have fun? You'll probably figure it out someday.

I don't know. I hope so. Stop trying to have fun, I guess. Well, thank you for being honest. I still don't really understand why. It's because girls just want to have fun. Oh, girls just want to have fun.

Exactly. That's the response that I was thinking would happen. That's what I was thinking would happen. Well, I appreciate it. I still don't really understand why that's an issue. But thank you for being honest. We'll make sure to pass the message along to Haley that that's why you're not calling her back

because she enjoys having fun. Is that kind of right? Yeah, and tell her she's a great girl. She deserves to hear that. Oh, she deserves to hear it. Yeah, well, that's great. Well, guess what? She deserves to hear it, and she just did

because actually Haley is on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Really? She's on the other line the whole time yes she's been listening the whole time i'm sorry i forgot to tell you about that yeah beginning hi so nice to hear from you again so i am honestly just a little confused about this because um first of all I'm not ashamed for the fact that I like to have fun I think life should be enjoyed um and it's like just because I like to have fun does not mean that I don't have goals and aspirations and everything and on top of that

like I don't know I feel like you could have told me that you wanted to see, like, the more serious side of me or that side of me rather than just kind of, like, completely ghosting me. Yeah. See, that's just it. I think I know what the serious side of you is. So, yeah, it's not for me. Oh, dear. How would you know? How do you automatically know that side and who I am? You're pretty easy to figure out. You know, I've met about a thousand Haley's. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. Wow. And you know what? Actually, I think that you're pretty easy to figure out now. I have never had anybody say that I was just fun and that's all I am because it takes a lot to get

to know the deeper side of me. And you know what? I think you are missing out for not getting to know that side of me because you have no idea who I am. You have no idea what I've been through. You have no idea what I bring to the table and sorry that you don't want to enjoy life. I hope you have a really boring life. Yeah, don't say that yet. You might still want to go on a date with him. Hey, Ian, would you like to go on another date with Haley? We will pay for it. What do you think?

Can I go now? Yes. Yes, you can. Thanks for your time, man. I appreciate it. Bye. Good luck in life. God.

Bye. Bye. Bye-bye. God, he sounds like fun. Well, yes, he does, man. Haley. But he wants to retire life. God. Bye. Bye. Bye-bye. God, he sounds like fun. Well, yes, he does, man. But he wants to retire early. Yeah. Haley, he sounds terrible.

I know. But he's, like, really hot. God, you have to look past that. Yeah, I got it. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch,

right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. Thank you. get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more.

Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. That's right. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, we share our personal journeys navigating our 30s,

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