First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Jubal Show is the third stooge in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: February 3, 2021

Larry was happy with his date with Moe but thinks that she won't call back because of his messy bathroom. The Jubal Show finds out it isn't much of what he does in the bathroom - it's what he didn't do! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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where it's not just about connecting with deceased loved ones. It's about learning through them and their new perspective. I think God sent me this gift so I can show it to the world. And most of all, I help people every single day. Listen to the Ghost Therapy Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First date follow-up. Larry is on the phone because he's not getting a call back from a girl he made dinner for. My guess, Larry used the seasoning on his body, not the food. That's a third date thing, definitely.

Alex and I are married, and on our third date, she was so impressed with the way I put all spice on my nipples that I think that's pretty much what sealed the deal. I don't think that's what seasoning means. Sugar and spice and everything nice. But had I done it too early, we might not be sitting here right now. It's true. Oh, wow. You got to wait to spice your body.

That's what I'm guessing happened to Larry and that's why he's not getting a call back. I don't know for sure. I haven't talked to him, but we'll find out. So Larry's on the phone. Larry, did you make the mistake of using spice on your udders too early? Uh, no, that would, you know, that'd be a dead giveaway right now. Not at all. All right. So you didn't spice your body. Thank God. What do you think happened? First of all, before we get to that, what's the girl's name that you want to call? Uh, the girl's name is Mo actually. call? The girl's name is Mo, actually Mo?

Why are you laughing? Larry and Mo? Oh, Larry and Mo Larry and Mo Oh my Is it like short for Monique or something? No, I mean as far as She just presented herself as Mo

I just think that's her birth name That's hilarious Larry and Mo Larry and Mo The Three Stooges You've already, I'm sure Thought of the Three Stooges angle on that Larry and Mo Curley

I think that's why he laughed so hard He was like, I'm sure, thought of the Three Stooges angle on that. Larry Moe Curley. I think that's why he laughed so hard. He was like, you know, almost dry heaping his fingers. Couldn't get the word out. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we addressed it. I mean, it was funny to us when we first started talking.

So it was like, you know, the elephant in the room. All right. Okay. So Larry and Moe had a date. I'm sure it was a lot of eye gouging and slaps in the face and all kinds of comical folly. That would have been fun, right? No, just kidding. No, it was a super normal date.

Yeah, I mean, she's great. We've been talking for a while. We hit it off like immediately. And the last time that we talked was actually the last date was she came over to my place. I made a nice dinner. Didn't season my body at all. It was very chill. It was just like low to my place. I made a nice dinner. Didn't season my body at all. It was very chill. It was just like low-key chill.

Had some music on, listened to records. Okay. Well, this lady, though, isn't calling you back. So what did you make for dinner? Oh, it was like a pasta dish, but it was like something that my mom used to make, like very traditional. Like it wasn't just, you know, microwave.

It wasn't like Top Ramen. It went all out. Hungry man, microwave dinner. It wasn't crazy. Like I said, it was real chill. Dinner, music in the background. We didn't do the Netflix. It was just kind of get to know each other in person.

Wait, you guys actually talked? Yeah. Whoa. What? Absolutely. The selling point, even when we were talking like online on text so she's got a killer sense of humor and that's like the biggest that's like a huge turnoff for me super cute very funny it was just that it was just like a real cool hang and you don't know why she stopped

talking to you how did this how did everything end that night did you guys hook up uh not hook i mean like we fooled around a little bit like it was like we had candles and stuff i mean like you know i tried to do it up a little bit so we had candles it was like gentlemanly you know i wasn't like aggressive it wasn't it wasn't weird it ended really really sweet so there wasn't anything that you can think of at all that was like awkward for her like any point like turning point in the night uh no no i mean the only thing that the only like and this isn't even negative because again she's got a sense of humor she like made a comment about like well that's a real bachelor

bathroom or something but it wasn't like it's not a dirty bathroom i swear to you but like she there was that kind of jab but it didn't feel like yeah that's serious you didn't leave your valtrex prescription out did you uh no i man. I swear to you, I'm herpy free. Like, it might have been kind of, you know, it's small. Like, I got a kind of small place. Like, so maybe it was cluttery or something. But, you know, I don't know. So the only thing you can think of is that she might have thought you were a little messy.

Maybe. But again, like, she played it off like a joke, too. So that didn't feel serious at all. So I really have no idea why we're not reconnecting. and i'm assuming you've tried to reach out to her how many times have you reached out and has she just not connected back with you at all uh yeah so i didn't you know like i said like i'm you know i like her a lot so i'm taking this real slow so i hit her up like the next day just like hey i had a great time last night uh i think probably a day or two went by in case she was busy i just kind of followed up again with a call.

I've only tried twice, but she definitely would know that I'm reaching out. Alright, well, we'll play a song and then come back and see if we can find out what happened and why she's not calling you back in your first date follow-up or after this, okay?

Alright, sounds great, guys. Thank you. Yeah, man. Hang on. We'll do it next. It's the Jubal Show. Right in the middle of your first day of follow-up, and if you're just joining us, Larry is on the phone, and this is for the older folks listening to the show. He wants us to call a girl named Mo. That's not made up. Larry and Mo. Yep. For the youngers that are listening to this

that don't know why Larry and Mo is funny, there was an old TV show back in the day, and they made movies, too, about these three knuckleheads, Larry, Moe, and Curly. It was called The Three Stooges, and it was hilarious. My grandma's going to love this.

Yes, she will. But Larry isn't getting a call back from Moe, and he doesn't know why. He really liked her a lot, said that she's awesome. They've had a few dates. And the last time he saw her, he made her dinner at his place.

And they made out a little bit. Just hung out and talked. Actually talked. He said he really liked the conversation with her, which is rare. That's insane. Because normally people just want to watch Netflix and not talk. So she left and hasn't talked to him in two weeks and he can't figure out why. We're about to get her on the phone and see if we can figure it out. The only reason that

Larry can think of is that his bathroom was a little dirty. Which I don't think that's a reason. No. You know? I mean, you kind of expect that, right? Yeah. A single guy? A single dude's place? Yeah. And it's kind of like, ew, but you expect that. Yeah. So, Larry, I don't know. We will hopefully figure it out for you, because I don't think the bathroom

is the issue. It's got to be something else. That sounds good. I'd love to figure this out. Thank you. Yeah, man. Alright, here we go. I'm going to dial her phone number and see if we can get her on the phone. Here we go. Hello? Hi, man. Speak to Mo, please. Hi.

Mo, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. Oh, get out. Of what how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. Oh, get out. Of what? Are you serious? Get out of town. It's everybody, by the way. It's me, my hottest wife, Alex Freyach. Hi.

And English Heaven. Hi. Oh, my God. Hi, guys. Hi. Good morning. Wow. Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

Oh, my God. Are you calling about a first date follow-up? Yes. Bingo. Wow, Mo. You're smart. Thanks for listening. I didn't even have to explain anything.

That's great. Yeah. So, yes, we're calling because you went on a date with someone, and now you're not calling them back, and they emailed us to see if we can figure out why. Larry? Have you gone on dates in the past few weeks with anybody other than

Larry? No. No? Then yes. It's Larry. Oh. Larry wants to know why you're not calling him back. He had an awesome time with you.

Yeah. He made dinner for you. He did. It was so good. It was like his mom's Italian recipe. And it was really good, like total comfort food and a nice bottle of red wine and candles. I mean, it was good. Yeah, sounds romantic.

Yeah, so. It was. So why are you not talking to Larry now? It just sucks. I just can't date him. Why? Okay, so you liked him. Yeah, if you like him.

A lot. What happened? But you can't date him. Well, there's these two things, and it sounds stupid, and I don't even want to talk about them. No, because everybody has standards. Like, you know, there's things that they just won't put up with. Exactly. So there's two things that are deal breakers as far

as Larry goes. Okay. What are they? Well, he's got a wicked hairy chest and I just... Wicked hairy hair. There's laser hair removal. There's razors. You can start with a razor. It could be a romantic evening where you pluck them all out one by one when you make eye contact.

And then ease the bulbs. Oh, what? If he doesn't care, though. Yeah, that's true. If he's attached to his hairy chest, I mean, like emotionally, physically he is. But if he's emotionally involved and attached to his hairy chest and doesn't want to get rid of it, that's obviously a deal breaker. But if he's willing to shave it, that's something that can be figured out. Or laser hair removal.

It's something that can be dealt with. Because if he is attached to his hairy chest, I don't want to be attached to his hairy chest. Okay, well that's a conversation that you can have with him, right? Well, not on the first date. Yeah, no. But, you know, it's something that you can bring up very quickly. But what's the second thing?

So, my name is Maureen, but I go by Mo could bring up very quickly. Yeah. But what's the second thing? So, my name is Maureen, but I go by Mo. I've always gone by Mo. He's Larry, I'm Mo. It's, all we're going to get,

like, if we start dating and become an item, it's going to be three stooges for the rest of our relationship. That's not bad. I already made three stooges jokes

when I was talking to Larry earlier, so, that's definitely going to happen for sure. Maybe one of you can get a new nickname. Yeah. You could go by Moses. Those things are easy. Easy, easily, like, you know, talk to him about it.

Communicate. Fixable. Easy things to fix. I just don't want to hear Three Stooges jokes all the time. I don't either. Yeah, it gets old. And, you know, what if it gets really serious and we get married and, like, you know, we're wouldn't either. Yeah, it gets old. And, you know,

what if it gets really serious and we get married and like, you know, are we going to have like a slapstick wedding theme? I mean, that would be amazing.

It would be good. That would be awesome. And we name our kid Curly. I mean, no. Yes, you'd have to if you guys got married.

Oh, Mo, thank you for being honest. I think those are things you can work on. I think you should at least talk to Larry about him because he really liked you as well

and guess what? He's right there Yes, he is He's on the phone Yep, Larry has been on the phone and listening to this and wants to talk to you Hey, what's up, Mo? Hi

Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I didn't know I didn't know another way to reach out Like I said, I didn't know. I didn't know how another way to reach out. Like I said, I gave you a shout. You didn't write back. You know, I texted you and stuff. So I didn't know another thing to do to get your attention. But I do like you a lot.

I think we have a great connection. You're right. I'm hairy. That's gross. That's gross. I'm down for suggestions, you know, to work on. I like you a lot. I don't, you know, I'm just lazy.

So I'm like, all right, I guess I just got a hairy chest and back. Larry sounds dumb. So would you be willing to get laser hair removal? Yeah. I mean, honestly, if Mo's willing to give us a shot, like I'd hire a landscaper to come mow my chest and back every day. That's commitment. That is.

That's commitment. Okay, the one issue solved then, Mo. Okay. What about the name thing? Is there a way that we can get around that so that you guys could go out again? Because honestly, Larry sounds cool. Mo, you sound cool. You guys sound like you would make a good couple or at least somebody who should try it.

I know because even before I met Mo, growing up my whole life, you know, people would be like, oh, Larry, where's Mo and Curly? So I get that that's annoying, but I mean, like... Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I know that's tough.

I'll change my name. I don't know, like, whatever. Let's go by Larry the Cable Guy. He's going to change his name. So you're willing to change your name and hire a landscaper to come over and mow. Mow. I mean, mow. How can you pass mow. Mow. I mean mow.

How can you pass that up? Mow your hair off your body. That's commitment. Mow, I think that means that Larry really wants to go out with you again. Would you like to go on a second date with him? We will pay for it. It's very tempting, but I just, the whole. Come on, mow.

Come on. I swear to God, if any of you say nyep, nyep, nyep. I was literally just about to. Don't do it, Jubal. Nyep, nyep, nyep. Come on, Mo. It was too good. We had too much fun.

Yeah, you're right. It was a really, really nice night. Yeah. You know what? Yes. Let's do it. Yay! Yes!

All right. Awesome. If you guys do end up dating and getting married and having kids, please, please, please, please, please, please, I'm begging you, name it Curly, please. Or at least a middle name. Yeah, come on, middle name. Middle name, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Curly, whatever your last name is.

Congratulations, Larry. You got your date with Mo. Curly, whatever your last name is. Congratulations, Larry. You got your date with Mo. Thank you guys so much. I appreciate the help on this. Thank you so much, Mo. I can't wait to see you again. Same here. Thank you, guys.

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