First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Jubal Show plays the guessing game with this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: March 29, 2021

Tess enlists the help of The Jubal Show when after 2 great dates with Jack one ending in a makeout! now all of sudden he isn't calling her back! Jubal Fresh call Jack and finds out what happened!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too.

Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. The Indicator is a podcast where daily economic news is about what matters to you. And we're guessing most days, that's money. Workers have been feeling the sting of inflation. So as a new administration promises action on the cost of living, taxes, and home prices. The S&P 500 biggest post-election day spike ever. Follow all the big changes and what they mean for you. Make America affordable again.

Listen to The Indicator from NPR on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get podcasts. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well.

I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First Date Follow-Up. Thought we'd do something a little different for the First Date Follow-Up today. What are we going to do? Tess is on the phone phone and normally this segment is where someone goes out with someone on a date

that they won't get a call back, so they email us to get that person on the phone and ask them what happened, right? Why they're not calling back. Tess is on the phone today because she just got engaged and wants to tell us about it. Whoa! So how is this? It's not a first date follow-up at all. What? She just wants to brag about being engaged. Congratulations. Just a brag. Not at all, actually.

Tess is on the phone and she's not getting a call back from a dude named Jack. You liar. I thought I'd switch it up for you guys a little bit. Switcheroo. Tess, what's up? How are you? I'm good. How are you? Not too bad. Your email said that you and Jack have actually been on

a couple dates. Yeah, so we were on a good two date streak and like our second date, we like went to his house and watched War of the Worlds. It was going fine. And we like made out a little. It was like an awesome connection. I thought he was really cute.

And so then, yeah, I just like went home and he kind of ghosted me. Like he didn't text me back when I said like, have a good night. Have a good sleep, I think I wrote. Like, so I'm just kind of wondering like what happened? How were you feeling? Were you nervous at all? Um, I mean, I like, it's just, you know, second date, you're not like going to fart in front of the guy.

So I got a little nervous, like I'm not totally comfortable and I'm not totally comfortable yet. So I guess I was nervous in that regard, but like we were drinking a little bit and, um, like I had a buzz on and yeah, it was cool. Like it wasn't. I'm only thinking like the second date, right? So I'm thinking you guys are like hanging out and there's an opportunity to hook up, but you guys didn't.

You guys just kissed. Well, I mean, I didn't. I don't want to like, I always wait till like the fifth date. Oh, no, that's totally fine. I just feel like some guys don't like that. Like they're just like, if you don't give it up, they're just like, okay, bye. Some dudes are like that. Yeah.

Yeah. Is that a surprise to you, Evan? Yeah, it is a surprise. If I say bye, then he's not worth my time. For sure. English Evan, have you ever met any other dudes? I'm not saying you're like that, but a lot of dudes are like that. Yeah.

Yeah. I just, I'm so removed from the whole sexual world you operate kind of like an old woman yeah like a tortoise that's such an insult it's hilarious but that's fine that's what i like about you you know it's just like but yeah there's a lot you were always comparing him to women it's the funniest elderly women too yeah but there there is a lot there are a lot of dudes that are like that though that are just like what it did come on i like i'm not gonna wait till the fifth date what are you talking about like give up right away i've never been like that i'm always actually very you know like i've had

my fair share of encounters but i've always been pretty slow to move with people that i've actually really liked like slow like very slow you guys know how slow i've been yeah english haven't lost his virginity last week last week um so so do you think that might have played into it though maybe he was you know thinking that more was going to happen i mean like i don't know what he thinks but like maybe if he thought more was going to happen i mean like i waited longer for a door dash come on he can't wait five days to like get his well let's let's go bro it could be one of those things too like you know anybody that i haven't cared about at all i've had no problem like making a move or whatever when i do actually like someone like alex and i are married by the way if you didn't know that it took me forever yeah you get nervous right because i'm

nervous i'm actually nervous too so we're we're both just like balls of anxiety the entire time yeah well you don't want to mess it up, do you? Right. Yeah. It was, it's awkward. Yeah. Well, any other reason that you can think he might not be calling you back? No.

No, I mean like not, not, not really. Like I was a little buzzed. I mean like also like if he doesn't like girls that drink, like next, you know? I'm like, what's going on? Okay, well, we'll figure it out. If you're just joining us for today's first date follow up. Hello, welcome. Hi.

Take a seat. It's going to be a few minutes. Got a snack. Tess is on the phone and she's not getting a call back from a dude named Jack. Apparently they've gone on two dates. They had, according to her, a nice two-date streak going on. The last date, she went over to his house. They hung out, drank a little bit, watched a movie, and made out a little bit.

And then she left, went home, texted him goodnight. And that's the last she's heard from him, and she has no idea why. The only thing she can think of is, well, I don't know if she thought of it or if we thought of it, but maybe she was moving too slow. Maybe he was expecting more because she came over to his house. And then other than that, there's really nothing else that you can think of. Everything's been going great? Yeah, I mean, everything's been going great.

Like, I am totally perplexed why we're not on our third date. I mean, we planned to do, like, a picnic in, in like an empty ballpark stadium. Like, you know how they have the lawns outside of the stadium? That's adorable. That is. Socially distanced and fun. And then like maybe one day when COVID's over, we can talk about how we went and ate on the lawn and watched a baseball

and watch a baseball game that didn't happen. That's cool. All right. So you actually made plans and now he's blowing off. So yeah, that's, so that's why I emailed Jason. So you actually made plans and now he's blowing off. So yeah, that's, so that's why I emailed Jason. I'm gonna call him right now.

See if we can get him on the phone and figure out what the reason actually is. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hi, may I speak to Jack? Hello? Hi, may I speak to Jack? Uh, yeah, this is he. Jack, how are you? This is the Jubal Show. My name is Jubal.

And my name is Alex. And my name is Evan. And it's the Jubal Show. Welcome to the Jubal Show. How are you? Sounds weird when you say it that much. Uh. You good? Wait, I'm...

I don't... I don't... I don't... What? You don't what? Do you know what the Jubal show is? Did I win something?

No. Not really. No, we don't really have much to give away right now. Yeah. I'm... I'm sorry.

I don't... That's okay. You don't have to be sorry. You don't have to be sorry about anything, dude. I don't know if you've done anything wrong. What do you think we're calling for? I'm sorry for being's okay. You don't have to be sorry about anything, dude. I don't know if you've done anything wrong. What do you think we're calling for?

I'm sorry for being so vague right now, Jack. I don't know. I'm kind of scared now. Have you heard the first date follow-up before on the show? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, congratulations, Jack.

You are now the star of a first date follow-up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Have you gone out on a date with anybody recently and ghosted them, and they might have emailed us to get you on the phone and figure out why you ghosted them? Yeah, a handful. A handful? A handful.

Yeah. Okay. Okay, let's play the guessing game. We haven't had one of these for a while. Mm-hmm. Hey, mystery caller. What's your name? You're on with Jack.

Would you like to tell me your name? Oh my God, it's Tess. Oh, yeah, Tess. Oh, her. That's not what you want to hear. No. Are you like a serial makeout person? You just like make out with girls and then drop them after the second date?

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, that's just you. Oh. Now I have like a lot of questions for you. First of all, why didn't you text me back? Oh, we don't have to get

into that like this, right? We kind of do. You're on the radio. Like, it doesn't have to get into that like this, right? We kind of do. You're on the radio. Like, it doesn't get any bigger. Okay. Tess, do you want to tell them? I feel like you obviously know.

No, I don't. Like, I have no idea what you're talking about. You threw up in my only plant. What? What? She threw up. She threw up in my planter. What?

You're kidding me. Like your house plant? Yeah. She threw up in my house plant. Yes. I have no recollection of throwing up in a planter. Well, whoops. Okay.

People throw up and do all sorts of things in planters. Okay. What do you mean? Oh, you remember. Okay. Well, I did not throw up in a planter.

I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. Like I have no idea. Come on. We weren't like blacked out drunk. You had like three or four. Did you get nervous? Or like you maybe just like ate too much

before you came over maybe you thought i wouldn't see it or like think it was someone else or whatever but as soon as you left there was puke in my planter and it wasn't me lightweight okay look i look okay i didn't think you were going to see it. Your planter is right next to your cat litter box. It was like in the corner behind the cat litter box. Like, also, I'm sorry, I I'm kind of allergic to alcohol and I didn't eat very much before I came over because I'm doing the whole 30. It's a mistake. I know. So you're allergic to alcohol? And you still drank it?

Well, I mean, you know, it's only if I haven't eaten and I just didn't eat. That's pretty much what it is. Okay, but you're admitting that you did puke in the planner. We figured that out. For sure. I did, but I also kind of forgot because I

don't really remember what happens after they get a certain level of blood alcohol. Okay. I'm really sorry. Now I really remember it because I tried to put cat litter over the puke.

Oh, what the hell? Wow. I own a cat. That's nasty. That's super nasty. Oh, it smelled terrible. I had to buy candles. I've never owned candles in my life. I bought like four. I literally had to throw out my freaking plant.

Buy you a new one. It was like a nice ficus. And I'm really sorry. Well, how about that then? Jack, would you like to go out with Tess on another date? We will pay for it. And she'll buy you a new plant. If she buys me a new plant, I will go out with her.

Oh, okay. Go find a plant and then go to dinner. Yeah, you happy about that, Tess? Hold the drinks. Yeah, I won't be drinking at dinner just to be on the safe side. Okay, I won't be drinking at dinner just to be on the safe side. Okay, I will. I just want to say thanks for giving me a second chance. And also, we're going to need to talk about, like, the other chicks that you are dating.

Oh, yeah. Well, he's not dating them. Tessie's not dating them. He also ghosted them. Yeah. So now you're back. They're still ghosted, I think. Right.

Are they? Yeah, but, I mean, that was, like, you know, within, like, a year or whatever. It wasn't all, like, around Tess's time. It just, like, it just happened. You should probably just stop talking about that and digging yourself a hole. I mean, I'm just really excited. So and I can't wait to go to the nursery by my house and start looking at indoor plants. Yay!

We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too.

Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. The Indicator is a podcast where daily economic news is about what matters to you. And we're guessing most days that's money. Workers have been feeling the sting of inflation. So as a new administration promises action on the cost of living, taxes, and home prices. The S&P

500 biggest post-election day spike ever. Follow all the big changes and what they mean for you. Make America affordable again. Listen to The Indicator from NPR on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get podcasts. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of

Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.