First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The Jubal Show wants to know who let the dogs out!?

Episode Date: March 2, 2021

David calls The Jubal Show because he has no idea why his date Mattie stopped texting him. Of course the Jubal Show gets to the bottom of things in this First Date Follow Up. We'll only ask one question: "who let the dogs out!?"Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Why, back in my day, people used to go out on dates to actual places and eat dinner together and touch things that might be germy, like bowling alleys or axe throwing or anything like that. Just out in public doing stuff. Pre-COVID. Pre-COVID. That's right. Back before I aged quite a bit.

Yeah, you did. Remember the good old days of dating when you could actually like go out and do things instead of just going to a park and sitting six feet apart from each other with masks on, wondering if the person you're with is beautiful or not? Oh, the good old days. The good old days. That was the days before everybody got locked down. People could date normally.

And David is on the phone right now. And I guess he wants us to call a girl that he actually met before the whole pandemic. Hey, David. Hey, how's everyone doing? Good. Not too bad. So your email says that you want to call a girl that you actually went on a regular date with before everything got weird. Yes. Yes. When I met Maddie, it was a good world. It was a good world. That's probably why you want to call her back.

You're like, I remember what a good world it was before everything got locked down. Yeah, I miss smelling the roses. It was a good world. So what did you and Maddie do for your first date? My first time, we both went axe throwing. Oh, yeah, that is cool. It's kind of like a new thing. Yeah.

And I don't know if I let her win or I just sucked, but she was happy. Okay, so she won when you guys went axe throwing. I don't want to say that, but she was happy. Oh, that's cool. All I can think about now in today's world is you guys touching those dirty handles. Ew. You guys got filthy on your date. Yeah, Clorox wiped those now.

Okay, so you guys went axe throwing, and then how did that go? It was great. And then we went for, you know, frozen yogurt. Oh, nice. Yeah, I love frozen yogurt. Yeah, me too. It was amazing. You know, I got her a couple sprinkles.

I can't have the regular one with lactaid though because then my stomach hurts and then either I have to go or I don't. I'm sorry. That's a tangent we shouldn't get on. I'm a little lactose intolerant. Yeah. Are you lactose intolerant?

No. Okay. Thank God. Cool. a little lactose intolerant. Like a cat. Yeah. Are you lactose intolerant? No. Okay. Thank God. That ride would have been awkward. So, you know, after that, took her home, dropped her off. Everything was lovely. And then, yeah. Okay. So, nothing awkward happened during the date at all that she's not calling you back for? Not that

I know of. Nothing awkward that I would think of. Okay. I mean, it sounds great. Like, sounds like a fun date. Yeah. It's a great sequence of events. You put a lot of thought into everything. Yes, you did. I kind of want to go out with you right now. A little fro-yo and axe throwing? Yeah. Sounds like a nice afternoon.

Great night. So, I'm sure you, like, walked her to her door. Well, I'm just assuming. Did you walk her to the door? Yes. Okay. And so then, how did that like, departure go? She was actually cool. I went for a hug and she gave me a kiss. Oh, wow.

That's big. That's what happens when you buy somebody frozen yogurt and they're not lactose intolerant. Yeah, and try and throw an axe at them. Cool. Okay, good. You got the kiss. And then did you say that you're going to call her? Do you want to go out again? No no what she said was hey just text me when you get home so as you know i got home we were you know texting back and

forth the whole week you know how was your day you know you know the good morning text what we do yeah and after the week i just out of nowhere just like covid came she disappeared it just dropped off yeah all right so she was texting you throughout the week and then just stopped talking to you out of nowhere yeah that's what I used to do too I felt bad so I just like

text him a little bit and then just like nothing yeah what does it feel like to have that power over a man Alex

I mean it's great but then I kind of wonder what it's like to be a man it's like oh it sucks I've ghosted when I was single

like a lot of guys believe me the disappointment you don't want to feel it yeah it's terrible you hear her go it's great to have that power and you hear us go oh I've ghosted when I was single, like a lot of guys. Believe me, the disappointment, you don't want to feel it. Yeah, it's terrible. You hear her go, it's great to have that power.

And you hear us go, oh, we have PTSD listening to that, like I remember. Okay, so she's ghosted you and you have no idea why. Only thing I can think of is, again, it was right before lockdown. And maybe she was like, it's pointless because why would we hang out again? Yeah, if you started dating somebody right before the entire country had to stay inside for months. Well, it was only supposed to be two weeks. Yeah, it was. It was only supposed to be two weeks and it's turned into, I think, 45 years now.

Yeah. All right, well, we'll play a song. Ever. Come back and then call her and get your first date follow up, right? All right, cool. All right, man. Hang on a second. Nothing says a great date like sharp objects and frozen tongues.

Am I right? I think so. Talking about today's first date follow up. David is on the phone with us and he met a girl named Maddie. They met actually right before the pandemic and right before everything got locked down and they were able to actually go on dates. So they went out to throw axes together, which is fun. Then they had frozen yogurt. And then he said at the end of the night, he walked her back to her door. He went in for a hug, but she gave him a kiss. Wow.

And she said, text me later. They were texting for like a week. And then the pandemic unraveled and she just ghosted him. And he has no idea why. So we're going to call her and see why she's blowing him off. All right, David, you ready to go? Yes, let's make it happen. Okay, let's do it.

I'm going to dial her phone number right now. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Maddie, please? Yeah, this is Maddie. Maddie, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. The Jubal Show? Yeah, it's a radio show.

Oh, okay. I'm on the radio? Congratulations. Congratulations. You won nothing. What did I win? Oh, nothing. Oh, goodness.

Yeah, you didn't win anything at all. As a matter of fact, this might be a horrible gift that you've received. We don't know yet. It might be a great thing. It could be a great thing. It could be a good reason we're calling. Don't know yet. Oh, my.

Okay. This is a first date follow-up. Okay. Have you heard the show at all? It's a new show, but have you heard it at all? I used to listen to you at your old station. Okay. All right.

So you kind of know what this is. Yeah, yeah. I know you. I'm kind of honored to meet you at your old station. Okay. All right. So you kind of know what this is. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I know you. I'm kind of honored to meet you. It's an honor. Yeah.

I've never had anybody say it's an honor to meet me, but, um, well, it's, it's, that was a weird laugh. All right. So the reason I'm calling is we do a segment called the first date follow up on this show. It's where if you go out with somebody and then don't. Oh and they don't call you back. That kind of thing. Yes. And they want to know why right? Yes. Okay.

Hey do you want to host the show? Because you're really good at this. Just don't do that weird laugh. Yeah. So what's coming next? What's next? So what's next you think? Oh god I can only imagine. What's going on next? Well you went on a date with somebody and then you kind of ghosted them, and they're wondering why, so they emailed us to get you on the phone.

Okay. Do you have any idea who it might be? I haven't really met anyone lately because none of us have been able to go out for a while. Right. And if I admitted that on the radio, I'd get in trouble. So right before COVID happened and lockdown happened, did you go on any dates? Yes, I did.

Okay. So do you remember who did you go on the date? Um, oh my God. Oh, it just dawned on me. You're calling about that guy, David. Yes. And he's on the other line listening, isn't he? I guess you do remember how these work.

Like a crime investigator out there. Yeah. Okay. So real quick, can you just tell us why you didn't call him back and why you ghosted him? David, I know you're listening, so I'm just going to answer this question directly to you, man. David, are you there? Yeah. Okay. You're going to put me on the radio. You're going to get embarrassed, all right?

You know why I didn't call you back? Why? Because you're weird, man Because you're weird, man. You're weird? Why? Why is he weird? Yeah, why is he weird? He's a freak.

What are you talking about, weird? What do you mean? Well, when you asked if I wanted to see you again, and I paused, and you pulled out a leash and collar and asked me to act like a dog. What? Oh, what? What? That was what? What? That was not cute puppy dog cutesy, dude.

David. I'm not approved. I'm down. Hold on a second. There's a lot of information flying around the room. And I just heard one thing that I picked out of the air. And that was he wanted you to act like a dog. David.

David. Yeah. Is that true? Yeah. I was respectful. I said, next time we go out, I want her to role play with me. It's not like I just said, let's do it right now. That's a weird role play though, David.

Yeah. And it's an odd time to ask. Yeah, why didn't you pick like nurse or something? Maddie, I didn't want it to be sexual. I just wanted to hang out with you. Maybe we can go to like the dark part. There's gotta be a line in the sand. I like to

role play, but I'm nobody's bitch. Okay? Let's just call that show. This sounds like a made up story. Are you guys making this up to get on the show or something? Because it sounds weird. Absolutely not. At first, I really

thought it was kind of cutesy and then when I realized he was legit for real i was like this dude is not so this is like red flag so he legit pulled out a leash and asked if you would go out on the next date with him as his puppy or dog yeah but it doesn't go beyond that. That's just it. Yeah, but you asked in the first place, okay? And that was weird. That's really weird. Yeah, seriously, that is super weird, David. I would be scared. Yeah.

At least I was honest. I was just trying to tell her, you know, specifically what I like early. Yeah, man, read the room. You hadn't even kissed me yet. First, you got to build some rapport before you start bringing in the role playing. He's like, hello., man, read the room. You hadn't even kissed me yet. First, you got to build some rapport before you start bringing in the role playing. He's like, hello.

I mean, come on. He's like, hello. I like you acting like a dog, please. Yeah. What the hell? I just don't know. I can't win. If I wait six months to tell a girl what I like,

she gets mad. And then if I do it on a first date, she still gets mad. So when is it okay to tell a woman i just want her to be a dog i mean probably never i think never um dude i suggest you see a therapist that'll help you understand that you have some social interpersonal issues here i say stick it in an ice cream cake nurture your inner child and figure it out but i'm not the one to teach you that yes you don't have to act like a dog.

You're already a bitch. Oh, damn. Well, you know what? I'm not your bitch. Well, hold on. Don't end this just yet. I still have to ask. Maddie, would you like to go on another date with David?

We'll pay for it. Wow. I'm taking that. That's a no then. That's a no then. That's a no? I'm actually kind of scared of that laugh too. That is a hard pass. Okay.

All right. Well, David, I'm sorry, man. You didn't get another date. I'm sure there's a woman out there who can act like a dog for you though. I'm on the radio. If you have any listeners that want to act like a dog, keep my information. Tell them to email me. I'm here for them. If you have any listeners that, you know, want to act like a dog, keep my information. Tell them to email me. I'm here for them.

All right. Yeah. Text into 41061 if any of you ladies want to act like a dog. Is that barking? Are you barking? What the hell? She's crazy. I think they're both crazy.

That's a real dog barking. She's a dog barking. What is going on? Jubal's First Gate Follow-Up. We're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Consider this is a daily news podcast and lately the news is about a big question. How much can one guy change? They want change.

What will change look like for energy? Drill, baby, drill. Schools? Take the Department of Education, close it. Health care? Better and less expensive. Follow coverage of a changing country. Promises made, promises kept.

We're going to keep our promises. On Consider This from NPR. Listen on the iHeart Radio app or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.

We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.