First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - The reason Marko's getting ghosted is hilarious and gross, depending on you!

Episode Date: November 18, 2021

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Today Marco is getting ghosted by a girl and the reason in hilarious and/or gross depending on your taste! Find out the reason and if we can get Marco a second date in another First Date Follow Up! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Marco is on the phone right now For a first day follow up And apparently He did a bunch of somersaults Whoa On a first date So it sounds like it's probably pretty good You look jealous

Before we get to the somersaults What's up Marco how are you? I'm doing okay How are you guys doing? Doing good Not too bad So you're not getting a call back from From what's up, Marco? How are you? I'm doing okay. How are you guys doing? Doing good. Not too bad. So you're not getting a call back from, what's her name, Kendra? Yep.

How long has it been since you guys talked? It's been a few days. It's been a few days. Okay. Long enough, though, to think that you're getting ghosted or a few days meaning you're impatient? Well, the connection I felt that was originally there, it feels like being ghosted, like impatience now.

Well, how many times have you tried to reach out to her? I tried to reach out a handful, maybe about five. Okay, you're definitely being ghosted. Five, five in three days, quite a lot. And not getting anything back at all? Nothing, nothing like a radio silence. What did you guys do for your date? We went to a pizza place. We went to a pizza place, man.

You know, we had, I thought it was a nice time. You know, I thought there was a connection there. And then, you know, we took a little walk around the park you know a little stroll i thought it was romantic in my eyes in my opinion i thought it was romantic the email that you sent in was descriptive about it sounded like you guys were just running around the park like doing somersaults and backflips just living yeah slip and sliding did you slip and slide i don't know if you did or not but so we went to went to the park and we were walking around, taking in, you know, taking in everything that the park had to offer.

We were playing a little hide and seek, you know, and, you know, catching kids and stuff like that. And I thought it was, you know, I thought it was a wonderful time. Did you say catching kids? You know, it was like grown up tag, you know. Right, right. Okay. So we had some ice cream.

We, you know, we talked about, you know, our dreams, our, you know, our hopes, our, you know, the future. We talked about, you know, the universe. I mean, we had a real connection. Well, where'd you meet her, by the way? We met at a wedding. I was, I was, I was the best man and she's a cousin of the bride. So, you know, my friends were talking her up to me. And from what I hear, you know, her friends were, you know, kind of laying a bug in her ear about me, you know, myself as well.

So, you know, I got the courage up and I, you know, asked her for a dance. And, you know, we were just hitting it off, you know, you know, straight through the reception. And it seemed like, you know seemed like the night wouldn't end and it just seemed perfect. We exchanged numbers. Your email did say there was an awkward situation though. Before we get there, how did it end? Did you guys kiss and make plans to go out again?

Did it seem like you were going to get another date? Yeah, like nothing was out of the ordinary. So yeah, there was a kiss and it seemed like there was, you know, plans to have a future, you know, to see each other in the future. And your email did say there was something awkward that happened. And that's... Yes. Okay.

What happened? I had a little fall. I had a little mishap. So I squatted down and my pants accidentally split. Oh. Oh, no. Yeah, that's not ideal. How bad?

Well, to me, not so bad, but I kind of like go commando. That probably wasn't a pretty sight. Right. What did she say? Was she laughing? Yeah, she was laughing. I mean, it was like a laughable moment. So it wasn't like, I didn't feel embarrassed at first.

How'd you deal with that? I mean, what'd you do? I kind of like, you know, I kind of wrapped it up and excused myself and, you know, told her, you know, I would contact her when I got back home. Which I probably would have done too if my pants had split on a date. Unless it was going really well. Yeah. Well, I mean, hold on. Did she kiss you after you split your pants?

Yes, yes. Wow. So she must have, well, kind of liked you at least. A little. Well, do you think there's like anything else during your date that could be the reason why she's not calling you back? I honestly, I can't think of anything she's not calling you back. I honestly,

I can't think of anything. Honestly, not right now. All right. Well, I mean, it sounds like she likes you a lot, so we'll try to figure it out.

Maybe it was your pants splitting. I doubt that, but who knows? Yeah, I mean, yeah, it could be awkward for somebody, but if she was,

if she had a good sense of humor about it, that's probably not it. All right, we'll play a song, come back, and then call her and see if we can figure it out for you, okay? Okay.

All right, man, we'll do it right after this. It's the Jubal Show. Marco is on the phone, and he met a woman named Kendra at a wedding, and he said it was like a storybook. He was the best man. She was the cousin of the bride, and they danced,

and he asked her for her phone number, and then they got pizza and then walked around the park and then did somersaults and ran around and did all the fun things you can do at a park. Sounds fun to me. And he ended up ending the evening with a kiss.

They made plans to go out again, but he has not heard from her and he doesn't know what to do because it's obvious that he's getting ghosted. He also said that there was an awkward moment when he bent down and his pants split, which really ended the date. His pants split and that's why

the date ended. And so we're wondering if it was the pants or something else. That's the reason he's not getting a call back and we're about to call her and find out right now. Alright, Marco, are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Kendra, please? Yeah, this is Kendra.

Kendra, how are you? This is Jubal Fresh from The Jubal Show. This is Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show this is Jubal Fresh from the Jubal Show this is Alex Fresh from the Jubal Show this is English Evan from the Jubal Show what is this again the Jubal Show is a radio show and oh yeah a radio show

that's nice yeah why are you calling me well we're calling you because we do a segment on our show where if you go out on a date with someone and then they don't call you back you can email us to get that person on the phone to find out what happened. So we got an email about you. You did? Yes. And it's from a dude named Marco.

Okay. Okay. And Marco emailed us because he said that he had a really good time hanging out with you. But now it's obvious that you're ghosting him and he doesn't know why. And he would like to know why. Oh. Well, I mean. Would you like to tell us why? You probably wouldn't like to, but.

Honestly, I went on the date because my friends and my family were pressuring me because I broke up with my longtime boyfriend a couple of years ago and I haven't been on many dates and they just are like chomping at the bit for me to go out. So just I met this guy at a wedding and they were like, hey, he's cute. Go out with him. I was like, fine, fine. I'll just go out. I mean, it was okay. I just I was just I'm just not ready. I'm not into him. Wow. Go out with him. I was like, fine, fine. I'll just go out. I mean, it was okay. I just, I was just, I'm just not ready. I'm not into him.

Wow. No? Not ready? Okay. No. Well, how come you didn't just tell him that instead of ghosting him? Well, there was also a weird thing that happened. I mean, we went to this pizza place and then we went to the park afterwards and we're,

you know, around and just doing weird stuff and all of a sudden his pants split and I just... Yeah, he told us about that. I saw this hairy butt and I just was like,

oh, I can't do this. I just can't do this. And so, you know... Wait, so just because of the hair on his butt? Hairy butt? You're not calling him back. Oh, it was it was like a Muppet.

It was like, yeah. And I was just like, you know what? I know. No. And, you know, he left soon after that, which was good because I was trying to figure out how the heck I could get out of there. And he just left. And I was like, OK, that's fine. This is over.

I don't know. We're done. OK. And he goes commando, goes commando you guys uh why so his pants probably stink just skid marks everywhere so it looks more like he's wearing fur underwear most of the time which is kind of sexy pretty much and I just you know I that's it's not my type but I mean that's something you can change though like Like if you liked him enough or is it just a combination of the hairy butt and then whatever else you felt about him? Exactly. It was just a combination.

It just, he seems like a nice enough guy. It's just not for me. All right. Let's say he had a great personality, right? Like everything you like in a dude he had. Would you be okay with a hairy butt? Then would you rub your fingers through that hairy butt? You're making it sound so appealing.

I'm just wondering like, yeah, like could you look past that if you actually did like him a lot? I mean, if I did dig him a lot, then yeah. I guess he could. Still a question. That sounded like a no. Yeah. Okay.

But, I mean, I really, really have to click with him to kind of get past the hairy butt. But, yeah. Okay. Well. Well, good luck. Oh, yeah. I should tell you, too, that he's actually listening and wants to talk to you. Oh.

Really? Mm-hmm. Yeah. I mean, hey, Marco. Hey. Sounds like you're feeling down about your hairy butt and don't, man. I care. Yeah.

You know, you could shave it. I think you should, but it happens to a lot of guys, you know. Well, you know, it's natural. It's a natural thing. Yeah, exactly. But I didn't know you had that much of a, like, issue's natural. It's a natural thing. Yeah, exactly. But I didn't know you had that much of an issue with it. You know, it's not the butt. It's just we didn't click, Marco.

I mean, and it's not, you're a great guy. It's just, I don't think we're compatible. Well, it sounds like it was more like superficial about the hair on my body more than, it felt like we clicked, though. I mean, that's not what you were really leaning on just now. You were, you know, you were saying that it's like the hair was just too much. And if, you know, and I felt like we clicked and you, um, I don't know, it didn't seem like you, that was the real issue there. So, uh, what is it really?

You know, the hair is a little bit much, but you know, for some people it might not be an issue, but honestly, I, I honestly don't think we clicked, and I'm sorry, but you want to date somebody who you click with, and that's just not me. You know, I think the hairy butt was just the icing on the cake, or the hair on the butt, however you want to say it. Yeah. Kendra, I do have to ask you, though. Would you like to go on another date with Marco? We'll pay for it. Not the waxing or the hair removal, but we'll pay for the date. We'll recommend that.

No. What's that? No, I'm not into it. Hello? Hello, are we'll pay for the date. We'll recommend that. No. What's that? No, I'm not into it. Hello? Hello, are you there? Hello? Yeah. I said no.

No. Okay, cool. I want to make sure I heard that right, even though I've heard it every single time you said it. So, Marco, I'm sorry, man. No second date for you. It's okay. Are you sure?

Because you sound pretty down about it. Well, it has to be okay. You know, at this point, there's nothing you can do. Well, it has to be okay, you know, at this point. Yeah, nothing you can do. Well, I mean, you could shave. You could do that. I'll keep that in mind. Yeah. Maybe.

You're really attached to that hair. Well, it's natural, you know, it helps out. With what? Giving your butt warm? Well, you know, thank you, Kendra, for, you know, the time. But, you know, if things turn out different, give me a call. Um, good luck. The Jubal Show on demand.

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