First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - They aren't speaking the same language in this First Date Follow Up!

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Cassandra isn't getting a call back from Jordan and she doesn't know why ... let's just say they don't speak the same language! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Cassandra is on the phone today for a first date follow-up, and she's not getting a call back from a dude named Jordan, and she has no idea why, and that's why we're here to try to help her out. That's what we do. Before we get into your date, Cassandra, how long has it been since you heard from Jordan? It's been two weeks since we went out and I texted him one time. One time. One time and nothing?

No response? Yeah, I texted him the next day and heard nothing back. What did you guys do for your date? We met up at a pool hall. Okay. Yeah. I mean, it was fun. Played around a pool. Seemed to have good conversation. Did you have a good time at the pool hall? Yeah. I mean, I had fun. I didn't see any issues, You know, we had a good conversation. We were laughing. And I thought we were having fun. So I really, I can't think of any reasons.

Well, do you think he was having fun? Because I've realized in life that sometimes I'll be like, dude, yesterday was a lot of fun or this is a lot of fun. And then the people around me are like, I'm not having any fun at all. So, you know, you could be having fun and someone else could not be. Did it seem, did it seem like he was having fun? I thought so. I mean, usually I can pick up on that. I mean, you know, like if we're not talking or if we're not laughing, but I mean, we're, I mean, the conversation flowed and the laughter happened on both of our sides. So I feel like, I mean, I feel like that wouldn't have happened.

You know, I don't think this is why he's not calling me back, but something happened while we were there. I definitely, I hit the ball too hard and it flew off the table and hit somebody in the butt. What? How hard did you hit it? My God. I hit it pretty hard. You hit somebody in the butt. What? How hard did you hit it? My God. I hit it pretty hard. I hit somebody in the

butt? That's so embarrassing. I'm not a professional tool player. Or you were trying to, you're not and you were probably trying to do a trick shot or something like that and then it flew off the table and hit someone in the butt. And you don't think that's the reason you're not getting a call back? That's just something that happened on the date?

Yeah, no, I don't think that's the reason. Okay. And then call back? That's just something that happened on the date? Yeah, no, I don't think that's the reason. Okay. And then why do you think that he's not calling you back if you think everything was going great? Honestly, the only thing I can think of is I tend to curse a lot when I'm nervous. Does he swear? Was he swearing a lot? No.

Okay. But, you know, so when we were playing pool and I couldn't, you know, hit the ball on the right foot, I But, you know, so when we were playing pool and I couldn't, you know, hit the ball in the right spot, I basically, you know, I'd come up with some creative swear words or, you know, I'd say a bunch of random swear words that sound stupid together. That's amazing. Kind of like, you know, that Orbert Gump commercial. Oh, Jesus.

Okay, so you were trying to hit the ball, getting frustrated with yourself, and making up very creative cuss words which is fun to do you know whenever anytime i try to do anything that's do it yourself around the house i'm terrible at it and i am not getting any better it only gets worse he's either swearing at whoever or he's humming dualipa it's one of the two wow it's either i'm yeah i'm cussing at myself or or the drill or not being able to find something. Or I'm like, what's the Dua Lipa sign? Now I can't even. It was so.

Or I'm humming levitating. I'm like, are you humming? And I'm like, yeah, I'm humming because if I wasn't humming right now, I'd be cussing at this drill. So I might as well hum some Dua Lipa. But it is fun sometimes when you're frustrated or trying to do something and then you're just coming up with all kinds of creative cuss words. You'd be like, wow, that was a really funny one. Yeah, I thought so. You think maybe he's not calling you back because you were cussing too much.

Yeah. That's honestly the only thing I can think of. I have no idea why else. How did the date end? Um, just your pretty standard end of the date. Um, just say goodbye. Um, hope to see each other, you know, again soon. And that was it. Okay. And you haven't heard anything from him at all since?

No. I just really like him. He's, you know, attractive. I got a good vibe from him. He just seems really like a good guy. Okay. Cool. Well, we'll try to get a date for you. And not a lot of good guys at a pool hall.

Normally the pool sharks with scars on their face. Okay. I've seen one too many movies. All right. We'll play a song, come back and then call him and see what the reason is. See if we can find out why he's not calling you back right after this. Okay. Okay.

All right. We'll get your first day follow up next. It's a Jubal show. In the middle of today's first day follow up, if you're just joining us, Cassandra is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Jordan. They went to a pool hall together. She said it was a lot of fun. She had a ton of fun.

She said she thinks he had a ton of fun. And she thinks the only reason she's not getting a call back is because she cusses too much. And maybe that turned him off because she was getting frustrated when she was trying to hit the pool ball. She also hit the ball off the table and it hit someone in the butt. So there was a few things that she thinks could have happened. And we're about to call him right now. It's been two weeks since she's heard from him. She's tried to text him one time and got nothing back.

So we're about to call him right now and see if we can find out why he's ghosting her. All right, Cassandra, you ready? I'm ready. All right, let's do this.

Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Jordan, please? Yeah, this is him. Jordan, what's up, man? How are you? This is The Jubal Show. It's a radio show, and my name is Jubal. And my name is Alex. And I'm Christian Gray Snow. Oh, hey. All right. What's up, man? How are you? This is The Jubal Show. It's a radio show, and my name is Jubal. And my name is Alex.

And I'm Christian Gray Snow. Oh, hey. All right. What's up? Have you heard of the show before? Yeah, I honestly didn't even hear what you said, man. I was just saying, what's up? What is this? I like your honesty. This is a radio show. It's called The Jubal Show, and we're calling you today Because we need to speak with you about something Alright, what's up? We do a segment on our show

And it's called The First Date Follow-Up And so what that is Is if somebody goes on a date with someone They end up getting ghosted They can email us To get the other person on the phone And ask what happened

And we got an email about you From one of our listeners Cassandra and ask what happened. And we got an email about you from one of our listeners. Cassandra. That is correct. Alex Fresh, tell him what he's won. It's Cassandra. You have won Talk with the Jubal Show.

Congratulations. Lucky you. Yeah, lucky you, Jordan. You went on a date with a Cassandra to a pool hall, and since then you haven't been calling her back, and she wants to know why, and that's why. We're on the phone being annoying with you right Jordan. You went on a date with a Cassandra to a pool hall, and since then you haven't been calling her back, and she wants to know why, and that's why. We're on the phone being annoying with you right now. Yep.

So. That's crazy. All right. I mean, yeah, it's kind of strange, but what do y'all want to know? Well, we just really want to know why you're not calling her back. She doesn't know if she did something wrong on the date. She really liked you. Look, if I'm being real, Cassandra doesn't talk. So she's boring?

No. I don't know. You don't? What do you mean? Well, we talked to her. She talks? Yeah, she emailed us so that we could get you on the phone. And we had a conversation with her about your date because we wanted to know what you guys did.

Maybe if we could figure it out so we didn't have to call you on the phone and it'd be all awkward like it was before. Well, y'all got farther than me because I'm saying on the date, she said maybe like eight words and six of them were curse words. Well, maybe she was nervous. Maybe. I just thought she didn't like me. So it was weird. It was real awkward. I was the only person talking the whole time.

Are you sure? Because she said the conversation was great. And when we talked to her, she sounded like she can hold a good conversation. This did not happen. You know what? I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

After we went to, we went and shopped pool. And then afterwards we went and got food. Okay. Again, not saying anything at the table. Right. So then I'm like, you know, tell me about yourself. Like, I'm going to stop asking questions.

Just like give her some open ended. Tell me about yourself. She literally tells me I'm not an interesting person and stops talking again. What? That's rude. And that sounds incredibly rude, but she obviously liked you because she wanted us to get ahold of you to find out why you're not calling her back.

She must've not meant that in a rude way, but that's a weird thing to say. Yeah. So when she said that she wasn't interesting, I was like, okay, cool. But then like right before the date ended,

she's like, Oh, like she like kind of like right before the date ended she's like oh like she like kind of like i guess perked up she remembered something and she tells me her mom and all the women in her family are practicing witches and i was like okay i need to i need to make my way out of here. Excuse me? I'm offended. He said I need to make my way out. Right. And that's when I was like, alright, yeah, this is over with. And I hadn't texted or called her since then because that's

weird as hell. Do you even know what that means? Nah. Nah. I didn't ask any follow-up questions. If she's a bad witch, that's one thing. Oh. She might not be a bad witch. Maybe. I should have asked her. You should have asked her. I'm like, well, are you a good one or are's a bad witch, that's one thing. Oh. She might not be a bad witch. I should have asked her. You should have asked her. I'm like, well, are you a good one or are you a bad one?

Because it matters. Yeah. Except every time I ask her something, she wouldn't answer me, so I probably wouldn't have gotten the information. Okay, that's a little weird, actually. We should find out what that means, don't you think? Yeah, we definitely should. Yeah. I'd like to know. Great, because she's actually

on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. You would? Oh. Cassandra? Hey. Hey. Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

That's what she asked, right? If you want to. Hey, man. It's you guys talking right now? I'm a good witch. Oh, okay. Like a bunch of wizards of the boss. I mean, you guys have heard of Wicca and things like that. Yeah.

That's what we do. So it's nothing bad. And I definitely was talking, so I don't really get what he's talking about, but okay. I mean, not a lot. Like it wasn't,

you didn't say much at all. I felt like I was talking to myself. Really? So I thought you didn't like me. Well, you talk a lot. I mean, I don't know.

I mean, I really didn't have room to say anything. So. Okay. Okay. Wow. Okay. Okay. Wow. It was on me then.

It was on me. It sounds like you guys have been together for a while. Right? You sound like a couple who's been together for a few years right now already. I think you guys should go out again. I mean, I'd be willing to give it a try, but I definitely talked, so. Well, Jordan, would you like to go out with Cassandra on another date? We'll pay for it. Man, I'm actually good.

I'm not going to do that at this time. A little bit. Even though she says she's good, and I think that's great for the community, but I can't do that. For the community. You said's great for the community, but I'm sad. I can't do that. For the community. You said do it for the culture. Oh no, you're too much. Cassandra, I'm sorry. It sounds like

Jordan doesn't want to go on another date with you. Yeah, that's what it seems like. He's missing out. It's fine. Yeah, it's alright. I'll be fine. I'll just put a curse on him. Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. Well, if you went out with her, maybe. I'll be fine. I'll just put a curse on him. Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. See?

Well, if you went out with him, maybe you wouldn't be cursed. Yeah. I'm kidding. I'm not like that. I swear, I'm not like that. Just put a pimple on his forehead, on his nose. Yeah, something simple. Yeah, I'll do that.

Wait, hey, if I wake up with a pimple on my nose or something like that, I know where it came from. I'm going to call Ghostbusters. All right. Oh, this guy. Yeah. The Jubal Show on demand. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're

going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to

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