First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up axes are involved!

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

Miranda went Axe throwing with Sean. She wasn't the best, but she had fun with Sean! But now he is ghosting her! The Jubal Show calls Sean and finds out what went wrong on the date!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and apparently she was attracted to the guy that she went out with because he wasn't holding a fish. I don't really know what that means. That's what her email said. I don't know, and I want to find out. We need more info. I was curious when I read that. She said she liked him because he wasn't holding a fish. I don't know what that means but I do know that he's not calling her back

and we're going to see if we can help her out and figure out why. Miranda, what's up? How are you? Hi guys. Thanks for having me on. Your email basically said one of the reasons that you were attracted to him at first was because he wasn't holding a fish. I don't understand that. What does that mean? Well, I don't know how often you guys have been on dating websites or apps, but it seems like every guy on there is holding a fish or

they've been to bringing that. I don't know. Yeah. Cowboy hat holding a fish. Yeah. You liked him because he wasn't holding a fish yeah correct okay what else did you like about him well when we met up he was just lovely and he was tall he's really good looking and fun he's yeah he kind of ticked all my boxes oh so you found the dream man well kind of what did you guys do for your date? You know, we decided to go, it's going to sound funny, but we were going to go axe throwing because it just feels less awkward. Like I feel like dinner dates or drink dates, you're kind of just sitting there and it can be a bit awkward.

So this seems to be a good way to break the ice. Yeah. The axe throwing is fun. Axe throwing is like the new fad. I've never done it. Have you guys? I've done it once. Yeah, Jubal has.

We were supposed to do a lot together, but then he decided to go with other people and I couldn't go. Soul subject. I was on tour doing comedy. Alex couldn't come with us that weekend. We wanted to go axe throwing together for a long time. We talked about it for a long time.

For a long time. As a date. I know. And then I was on the road with these dudes and this one guy would not stop bugging me about going axe throwing. That's kind of weird. He wouldn't stop. He wanted to go axe throwing in the downtime. And wanted to be able to pay for a run.

Yeah. It was really annoying and I just wanted him to shut up so I went axe throwing and the whole time I was like, I just want to throw this axe at you. Well, I wouldn't be surprised if you guys go axe throwing and Alex just launches one at you. We're not going. She'll never go with me now.

Anyway, you went axe throwing and did you have a good time doing it? Yeah, I think we had a really good time. So I'm surprised I've not heard from him. Were you pretty good at it? No.

Not at all. And actually, I think that might be why maybe, like, it's the only thing I can think of is that, I don't know, like, when I went to pick up the ex, I just, I looked a bit awkward and, like, a bit of a dork. And I don't know. I was just kind of like, help me with this. I don't know. I just feel like maybe he was turned off by me okay so there wasn't anything else specific during the date that you thought might be the reason why he's not calling you back no not really I just you know I just wasn't really good at that and I think I just seemed maybe a bit too girly or weak I don't

know okay well how did things end well yeah he walked me to my car and he kind of hugged me, but not like, and really thinking back, I actually probably went in for the hug. I don't know. It was awkward. It was awkward, but you know, I kind of thought, nice. Okay. So you got a little bit of a hug, but you're not sure if he hugged you or if he just hugged you because. Yeah.

I think I just got shy and kind of just, say bye then. I didn't really know what to say. Did you guys have any plans on meeting up again? Not really. You know the way guys, they don't always lock it in at the end. It was just kind of like, fine. I kind of thought, maybe. All right.

Well, how long has it been since your date? A week. How many times have you tried to hit him up? Three times. Three times. And he's said nothing back to you? I tried calling once and I sent two texts. Okay.

Well, it's pretty obvious that he's ghosting you. He hasn't gone back to you at all. And the only thing you can think of is maybe you just think that he wasn't attracted to the way he threw axes. Well, just, you know, it's not exactly that, but just kind of because I was acting silly and maybe I was a bit too curly for him. Okay. We'll play a song, come back, and then call him and see if we can figure it out, all right? Thanks. Yep.

We're in the middle of a first date follow-up, and if you're just joining us, Miranda is is on the phone and Miranda wants us to call a dude named Sean. Sean not calling Randa back. Randa. I just feel like abbreviating all of my words right now. I have no idea why but anyway Sean's not calling her back so we're going to call him and see if we can figure out why they went out axe throwing

and the only reason that Miranda can think of that Sean's not calling her back is the fact that she might have been a little too girly when she was throwing axes. And maybe he was like, I want a woman who knows how to handle a hatchet. That's what I look for in a lady. Exactly why. So that's the only thing you can think of Miranda, right? Yeah, I guess.

All right. Well, I'm going to call him right now. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Sean, please? Speaking. May I ask who's calling? Sean, how are you? This is Jubal Fresh from The Jubal Show. It's Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show. It's Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show. It's English.

I'm from The Jubal Show. And this is The Jubal Show, and it's a radio show. Oh, okay. What? Why? Why are you calling? We're calling you today because we got an email about you from somebody who listens to the show. We do a segment called The First Date Follow-Up.

Have you ever heard that before? Uh, no. You haven't? Okay. Well, let me tell you what it is Sean, I'm gonna break it down to you We do a segment called the First Date Follow-Up It's where you go out on a date with someone And then you end up ghosting them

They can email us to get you on the phone and ask why So basically you went on a date with somebody And now they're wondering why you're not calling them back Alright Are you gonna tell me who it was? It is a woman named Miranda back. All right. Are you going to tell me who it was? It is a woman named Miranda. You don't sound very happy about that.

Yeah. You went out with Miranda like a little over a week ago, I guess, and you haven't talked to her since. And Miranda wants to know why. Like, okay, like, you know, we had an okay time. We did some axe throwing. She wasn't very good, but, you know, not many people are. Right. Unless they've done it a lot.

So you just didn't vibe with her? No, I mean, that was fine. In fact, I thought she was okay, actually, and, like, I wanted to see her again until I walked her to her car. What did she do at her car? Well, I don't know. You know, she might have bought it used. I might be judging her wrongly here.

You don't like her because she has a used car? You know, if it was a used car and she didn't do something about it, that's even worse. Her car was just, like, it was just, it was annoying. Her car was annoying? Have you, have you ever seen, have you ever seen the pink eyelashes on a car, on the headlights? Oh, is it a bug? Oh no. Think about it, is it, it wasn't a bug. It was, it was like a Honda or something. It was a modified Honda. It was just a really, it was a, it was a bright cherry red paint job. It was just really, it was annoying. It was bright. And she had the

stupidest bumper stickers I've ever seen in my life. Okay. So you didn't, it's not so much you didn't like her, you just really don't like her car. I mean, who gets a bumper sticker that says zombie response vehicle? Like, I can't,

nerd on the outside, rebel on the inside, I can't, I can't. Nerd on the outside, rebel on the inside. I can't do that. Okay, so just a bunch of really bad bumper stickers? Awful. And that's really the only reason? I mean, am I going to have to go bumper sticker shopping with her at some point? Like, I mean, there are a lot,

but I'm sure she has room, you know? And I have to hear about it and see the new ones. Like, I don't want to deal with that. And I don't want to be seen in her car. It's that bad. What if you just never saw her car? Would you be able to date her? Or is it just, like, knowing that that car is out there and it's hers

bothers you so much you'd never want to go out with her again? I don't know. I just feel like, what are the conversations going to be like, you know? Like, if she has, like, if this is her sense of just feel like, like, what are the conversations going to be like? You know? Like, if she has, like, if this is her sense of humor

or whatever, like, what are we going to vibe with? Like, I had the idea for axe throwing, like, what is her, you know,

idea for the next date? Like, is it going to a, like, a cheesy shop and, like, getting,

like, joke gifts? Because I don't want to do that. Well, thanks for being honest with us, Sean. Appreciate it. Is that it? No.

Is there anything else you would like us to say to her? Because we have to tell her like the reason, you know, that's part of the deal is that we report back. I mean, I, I mean, have you ever, has there ever been a thing for you that like, you know, you just can't get past like, and it's past? It doesn't make the most sense, but just thinking about it really upsets you. Thanks, Sean, for being honest. I also need to let you know

that Miranda is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Oh. What? Yeah. Sorry, we forgot to tell you. We're going to deliver the message. Yeah, well, we did kind of. Kind of lied, but not really. We did it like, you know, in real time.

Yeah. All right. All right, fine. So, okay, so the secret's out. Oh, yikes. What do you have to say for yourself, Miranda? What's with these bumper stickers? My mom actually gave me that car.

She's a children's entertainer, so that was her last vehicle. And I just haven't gotten around to fixing it up yet and changing it. I didn't want to hurt her feelings. Listen, I get it. You're just automotives are clearly something that you judge a person by, which is fine.

You know, we've all got our things. I hated the Converse you were wearing, but that's fine. You don't like the shoes, street wear? You're not into the most popular brand of shoes. I'm sorry about that. Are they the most popular, or are they just people who are trying to hang on to their youth? I don't know.

I don't know. You're the one with the youthful bumper stickers. What are you trying to hang on to? Anyway, this was a big mistake, clearly. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, this was a big mistake. Clearly. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Sorry, mom. Mom? What kind of mom do you have? Are you a gay girl that reminds you of your mom, sicko? No, no, no. You. You. Like, you can't, like, let go of your mom and her childhood fantasies of her car and giving it to her daughter so you can't, like, you can't take the bumper stickers off or

actually, you know, the eyelashes. I don't understand well i'm confused because if you're saying i'm a mature mom but then you're also saying that i'm immature because i'm not taking them off i'm confused of what your the structure of your parenting has been because it doesn't really your argument does kind of kind of dichotomy and you're. And you're just kind of full of crap. It's cool. I don't understand anything she's saying. Just like the nerdy stickers on her car. I know, I know.

Well, you know what? You can listen back to this show and get a dictionary. F*** you. With pleasure. With pleasure, because you're never going to get to. Oh, hey. Sean, would you're never going to get to. Oh. Hey, Sean, would you like to go out with Miranda again? We'll pay for it a second date.

No, I'm not going to go out with her. Miranda, would you like to go out with Sean again? Because it sounds like you guys could have great makeup sense. You know, I don't, because I think if someone's final closing deal sentence is F you. I think I just want to hang out with people who have a few more brain cells, who are a bit more articulate and fun and not just so reactive and a bit of a d***. Yes, f*** you.

Again, with pleasure. Because you never will. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon.

But we're also going to have some fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more.

Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to... The hottest party in professional sports. I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional and the host of Welcome to the Party, your newest obsession about the wonderful world that is women's golf. Featuring interviews with top players on tour, tips to help improve your swing,

and the craziest stories to come out of your friendly neighborhood country club. Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen is an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. Listen to Welcome to the Party, that's P-A-R-T-E-E, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.