First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up features fake boobs and Bugatti's!
Episode Date: March 28, 2022First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".If you missed ...it, one of our First Date Follow Ups features a dog lover and a cat lover and we were able to get them a second date! Today's First Date Follow Up features fake boobs and Bugatti's! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First day follow up.
Tisha is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and when you
hear about her date and the guy
she went out with, you'll understand why she
wants our help in getting a hold
of this guy. She's been ghosted by a guy named
Eric and before we get into the reason why
I say that you'll understand why
she's really upset about getting ghosted.
First of all, Keisha, thank you for your email.
Appreciate it.
No problem.
And how long has it been since you heard from Eric?
It's been like a week.
How many times have you hit him up after your date?
Oh, like three.
I almost hit a fourth, but that just felt like too much.
Eric has a Lamborghini.
What?
Sorry, I couldn't. Yeah.
Why'd you get on that?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he does?
Yeah, that's why I couldn't wait.
Your email said that he picked you up in a Lamborghini for your date.
Before we get into all that, we'll get the rest of the story, but I just couldn't hold it any longer.
Wow.
I understand why you're upset.
You're a rocker.
Well, how did you meet him?
I met him at the mall, actually.
Of course.
Shopping.
Was he buying his Lamborghini?
He was not.
I was doing my thing. Was he buying his Lamborghini? He was not. I was like, you know, like doing my thing, like just, you know.
Was he by himself?
He was actually.
And it was so like cool and like weird, I guess.
How did you meet him at the mall?
Well, I was like going on a spree and like he was there and like, he's like older, but
he's like super hot.
Oh.
And then like, oh he's like super hot oh and then like oh yeah like really
hot and then like he like come came over and like offered to like help pay which was like yum but
also like okay okay what you were like were you getting clothes yeah so he was in a store that
you were in saw you buying stuff and just offered to buy you clothes? Yeah. Wow. And I was like delish.
Now I really want to date him. It doesn't even happen to.
Right? I know but then he was like actually
really cool so he asked for my
number and I gave it to him. Of course you did.
And he like. Wow.
He's obviously got a lot of money if he
picked you up for your date in a Lambo
and was just offering to buy random people's clothes.
And you must be really really hot.
Yeah.
For a dude to just come up and be like,
uh, throw it in the bag.
I'll pay for it.
It's kind of crazy.
Obviously though,
that's probably how he initiates conversations
if he's that rich with people that he's interested in.
Look at this money.
Obviously you guys talked and exchanged numbers
and stuff and went out.
What did you guys do for your date?
Well, first of all,
he picks me up in a jet Black Lambo, which was cute.
And then we go to this like super fancy seafood restaurant.
He ordered the most expensive bottle of wine.
But then like he like gives me his coat.
He like, he drops me off at my house.
We have like a little snooch.
And then I just like don't hear from him.
Oh, okay.
Have you ever been treated like that on a date before?
I mean, not like that.
Like he was just like such a gentleman, honestly.
And like super kind.
Very rich.
Yeah.
I mean, yes.
But like the thing that was like kind of wild
was that I liked talking to him the most
and like he was just super easy to talk to.
He was so kind kind he was really funny
and like i don't know this guy's like legit you know so what do you think happened what is the
reason why he's ghosting you i don't know i mean the thing i can think of just like based on
circumstances i guess would just be like he thinks i'm a gold digger or whatever but he's legit cool
and honestly like j-, my love doesn't cost
a thing. No, it just doesn't.
Like J-Lo, your love
don't cost a thing? Did you really like him though
or is it just clouded by the money?
No, I think the money was the
intro. Also, he's like hot face,
but he's like
legit. He's super
nice and he's super cool
and... He was the one forking out all the money.
Yeah, he initiated it. Yeah.
Maybe he was testing you. He like led with that.
He paid for her clothes and he didn't even know her.
Yeah, that's like a weird trap too.
Did you offer to pay for half the bill?
He picked you up in a Lambo, obviously has a bunch
of money. Did you at least offer? Because maybe
that's his thing. Like I don't care
if I had a billion dollars, if I took someone on a date
and they didn't even offer, I'd be like, I don't know if I can a billion dollars, if I took someone on a date and they didn't even offer, I'd be like,
I don't know if I can see you.
Do you have a jet black Lambo?
Do you have a Lambo? No.
And that's the problem, I know.
Yeah, shut up, poor guy.
So you didn't offer, babe. But maybe
though for him, that's the thing. Other than that, are there
any other things you can think of?
No. Huh. Okay.
Well, we'll play a song come back and then
call and see if we can figure it out for you right thank you yep we'll do it right after this it's a
jubile show just joining us for today's first date follow-up keisha is on the phone and keisha
met a dude named eric and eric is filthy rich or filthy in debt we're not sure oh sure but they
met because she was at the mall
and he walked up to her
and she was buying something
and he walked up to her and said,
hey, I'll pay for it for you
if you go out with me.
And she agreed.
They went out on a date.
He picked her up in his Lambo,
wined and dined her
and then dropped her off,
had a few kisses
and that was it.
That's the last she started from.
It's been a week
and she doesn't know why she's getting ghosted.
So we're about to call him
and see if we can figure it out, okay?
I can't wait.
All right.
Keisha, are you ready?
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
I can't wait.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Eric, please?
Yes, listen.
Eric, how are you?
My name is Jubal from a radio show called The Jubal Show.
And my name is Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show.
And my name is English Evan from The Jubal Show.
Okay.
Hello.
How are you?
I'm assuming you listen to us.
I don't, actually.
Yeah, well, I kind of figured that.
I'm sorry about that.
Well, turn us on in your Lambo sometime.
It'd be like we're actually in one,
driving with you.
It'd be nice.
Wait a minute.
You know I drive a Lamborghini.
You're definitely wondering why we're calling,
so I'll just get to the bottom of it
before you hang up on us.
Yes.
We do a segment on our show called The First Date Follow-Up.
That's where if you go on a date with someone and then they ghost you,
they can email us to get you on the phone and ask what happened.
And we got an email about you from someone who does listen to our show, and her name is Keisha.
Okay, yes.
I know Keisha.
Okay.
Can you tell us why you are not calling her back?
I mean, look, she's a lovely girl.
I had a fine time.
I just personally don't think we are a right match.
Why? Do you mind telling us that?
Because she thinks the opposite.
Look, I mean, I am going to speak very candidly and disclose this, but she got breast implants.
Okay.
Okay.
Which are great.
I'm certainly not opposed to them by any means.
It's hard to find a guy that doesn't like them. However, she just constantly told me that she had them.
What?
It was just something that, yeah, she just endlessly talked about them.
Why?
She wouldn't stop talking about her breast implants?
She just recently got them.
Oh.
It was just a little too much. Was she trying to impress
you with them? Look, I mean, she would have if she didn't have to talk about them. I mean, it's
pretty impressive on their own, I imagine. Yes. Um, what I'm just trying to figure out why it
bothered you so much not to call her back. Was it that you were even trying to have different conversations and she would just not even engage with you in talking about anything else but her breast implants?
Yeah, she's just telling me about how all these bras she's bought for herself now that she has them and she wouldn't stop touching them. And it was just, uh, she profusely,
uh,
let me know that she had,
uh,
gotten them.
And I was just a little fed up,
honestly.
Okay.
Yeah.
If it's the only thing someone talks about in a day,
that's kind of weird.
Yeah.
That's,
that is kind of interesting.
I mean,
you would see probably being able to have a different kind of conversation,
you know,
maybe,
maybe mention the boob thing once and then move on.
Yeah.
But also maybe she really liked you and wanted you to think of them and maybe
take her home that evening.
Oh, I would like to find out though.
And I think the best way to find out is to just ask her and she's listening to
this conversation and wants to talk to you.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hi. Keisha.
I did not realize you were there.
Yikes.
Well, I am.
No, it's okay.
I guess, sorry.
No, I mean, look, I'm not denying that it was a nice time.
I really had a nice night out. It was just I mean, you got to understand to be on the receiving end of that.
It was just it was just kind of a loss. Did you really talk about it that much?
I mean, I guess I didn't I didn't really think so. I know I like definitely mentioned it because I like, he's like so hot and rich and I just like wanted him to think I was like,
cool.
I mean,
I thought that your love is a cost of things.
No,
but like,
I just like wanted him to think that like,
I guess I was just like,
I'm nervous.
I'm stupid.
I don't know.
I,
yeah,
I,
um,
look,
I mean,
I think that's really cool of you to apologize.
Um, yeah, I, I just think it was, it was kind of a lot, especially when, you know, when you're on
a first date, when you're meeting someone, you, you're getting a feel for each other. You're
trying to know more about the other person. I just, I don't know. I feel like I didn't really
get an opportunity to know you for you. It was just,
uh, this thing that you've acquired, you know what I'm saying? I just wanted to get into
something a little bit deeper, you know? Um, I feel like kind of just relentlessly talking about
your implants. Like it was just a surface level, you know? Yeah, no, I get it. I'm just like, just trust me.
I'm like way more than just boobs.
I got to be honest, you're the first girl who's ever said that sentence to me.
I think that's the first sentence I've ever heard someone try to make a case for themselves getting another date.
I'm more than just boobs.
I'm more than just boobs.
I am, trust me.
I'm more than just boobs. I'm more than just boobs. I am. Trust me. I'm more than just boobs.
Well, like what?
Well, I didn't tell you, I guess, but
I like going birdwatching.
Okay.
That's, uh...
Hey, that's something other than boobs.
You're right.
So, I'll ask you this question, eric would you like to go on another date
with keisha we will pay for it and you can talk about a couple other things buds
you know what yes keisha let's do it um yeah yes i would really enjoy going out with you again if
you could just uh promise me not to necessarily talk about your breast implants, because I
like you, and I'd like to hear
more about you. Congratulations.
So cute. And don't get me wrong,
the boobs are great. I like those too.
Yeah. Well, congratulations, you guys.
Thanks.
The Jubal Show on demand.
Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric.
Well, the election is
in the homestretch,
right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs,
friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also
going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the
God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight
straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears show ears edition podcast dive into john's unique take on the biggest topics in politics
entertainment sports and more joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and
contributors and with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups this podcast
gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed?
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You are cordially invited to...
The Hottest Party in Professional Sports.
I'm Tisha Allen, former golf professional
and the host of Welcome to the Party,
your newest obsession about the wonderful world
that is women's golf.
Featuring interviews with top players on tour,
tips to help improve your swing,
and the craziest stories to come out
of your friendly neighborhood country club.
Welcome to the Party with Tisha Allen
is an iHeart Women's Sports production
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