First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up got a little HAIRY!

Episode Date: July 21, 2021

Marko called into The Jubal Show after a date with Kendra! They met at a wedding, went to a park and he accidentally slipped and had to cut the date short! Jubal Fresh calls Kendra and finds out what happened!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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On a first date So it sounds like it's probably pretty good You look jealous Before we get to the somersaults What's up Marco, how are you? I'm doing okay How are you guys doing? Doing good

Not too bad So you're not getting a call back from From what's her name, Kendra? Yep How long has it been since you guys talked? It's been a few days It's been a few days. It's been a few days. Okay, long enough, though,

to think that you're getting ghosted or a few days meaning you're impatient? Well, the connection I felt that was originally there, it feels like being ghosted, like impatience now. Well, how many times have you tried to reach out to her? I tried to reach out a handful, maybe about five.

Okay, you're definitely being ghosted. But yeah, five in three days, quite a lot. And not getting anything back at all? Nothing, nothing like radio silence. What did you guys do for your date? We went to a pizza place. We went to a pizza place. We went to a pizza place, man. You know, we had, you know, we had, I thought it was a nice time.

You know, I thought there was a connection there. And then, you know, we took a little walk around the park, you know, a little stroll. I thought it was romantic in my eyes, in my opinion. I thought it was romantic. The email that you sent in was descriptive about, it sounded like you guys were just running around the park, like doing somersaults and backflips. Just living. Yeah. Slip and sliding. Did you slip and slide? I don't know if you did or not, but. So we went to the park and we were walking around, taking in, you know, taking in everything that the

park had to offer. We were playing a little hide and seek, you know, and, you know, catching kids and stuff like that. And I thought it was, you know, I thought it was a wonderful time. Did you say catching kids? You know, it was like grown up tag, you know. Right, right. Okay. So we had some ice cream. We, you know, we talked about, you know, our dreams, our, you know, our hopes, our, you know, the future. We talked about, you know, the universe. I

mean, we had a real connection. Where'd you meet her, by the way? We met at a wedding. I was the best man and she's a cousin of the bride. So, you know, my friends were talking her up to me and from what I hear, you know, her friends were, you know, kind of laying a bug in her ear about me, you know, myself as well. So, you know, I got the courage up and I, you know, asked her for a dance. And, you know, we were just hitting it off, you know, you know, straight through the reception. And it seemed like, you know, like the night wouldn't end.

And it was just it just seemed perfect. You know, we exchanged numbers. Your email did say there was an awkward situation though. Before we get there, how did it end? Did you guys kiss and make plans to go out again? Did it seem like you were going to get another date? Yeah. Like nothing was out of the ordinary.

So yeah, there was a kiss and it seemed like there was, you know, plans to have a future, you know, to see each other in the future. And your email did say there was something awkward that happened. And that's... Yes. Okay, what happened? I had a little fall. I had a little mishap.

So I squatted down and my pants accidentally split. Oh. Oh, no. Yeah, that's not ideal. How bad? Well, to me, not so bad, but I kind of like go commando. That probably wasn't a pretty sight. Right.

What did she say? Was she laughing? Yeah, she was laughing. I mean, it was like a laughable moment. So it wasn't like, I didn't feel embarrassed at first. How'd you deal with that? I mean, what'd you do? I kind of like, you know,

kind of wrapped it up and excused myself and, you know, told her, you know, I would contact her when I got back home. Which I probably would have done too if my pants had split on a date. Unless it was going really well. Yeah. Well, I mean, hold on.

Did she kiss you after you split your pants? Yes, yes. Wow. So she must have, well, kind of liked you at least. A little. Well, do you think there's like anything else during your date that could be the reason why she's not calling you back?

I honestly, I can't think of anything. Honestly, not right now. Alright, well, I mean, it sounds like she liked you a lot, so we'll try to figure it out. Maybe it was your pants splitting. I doubt that, but who knows? I mean, yeah, it could be awkward for somebody, but if she was, if she had a good sense of humor about it, that's probably not it. All right, we'll play a song, come back and then call her and see if we can said it was like a storybook. He was the best man. She was the cousin of the bride and they danced and

he asked her for her phone number and then they got pizza and then walked around the park and then did somersaults and ran around and did all the fun things you can do at a park. Sounds fun to me. And he ended up ending the evening with a kiss.

They made plans to go out again, but he has not heard from her and he doesn't know what to do because it's obvious that he's getting ghosted. He also said that there was an awkward moment when he bent down and his pants split, which really ended the date. His pants split and that's why the date ended. And so we're wondering if it was the

pants or something else. That's the reason he's not getting a call back and we're about to call her and find out right now. All right, Marco, are you ready? I'm ready. Okay. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Kendra, please? Yeah, this is Kendra. Kendra, how are you? This is Jubal Fresh from The Jubal Show. This is Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show.

This is English Evan from The Jubal Show. What is this again? The Jubal Show is a radio show and... Oh! Yeah. A radio show and. Oh yeah. Radio show. Nice. We're calling you because we do a segment on our show where if you go out on a date with someone and then they don't call you back, you can email us to get that person on the phone to find out what happened.

So we got an email about you. You did. Yes. And it's from a dude named Marco. Okay. Okay. And Marco emailed us because he said that he had a really good time hanging out with you. But now it's obvious that you're ghosting him and he doesn't know why.

And he would like to know why. Oh. Well, I mean. Would you like to tell us why? You probably wouldn't like to, but... Honestly, I went on the date because my friends and my family were pressuring me because I broke up with my longtime boyfriend a couple years ago, and I haven't been on many dates, and they just are chomping at the bit for me to go out. So just, I met this

guy at a wedding and they were like, hey, he's cute. Go out with him. I was like, fine, fine. I'll just go out. I mean, it was okay. I just, I was just, I'm just not ready. I'm not into him. Wow. No? Not ready? Okay. No. Well, how come you didn't just tell him that

instead of ghosting him? Uh, well, there was also a weird thing that happened i mean we went to this pizza place then we went to the park afterwards and we you know around and just doing weird stuff and all of a sudden his pants split and i just yeah yeah he told us about that i saw this hairy butt and i just was like, I can't do this. I just can't do this. And so, you know. Wait, so just because of the hair on his butt?

Hairy butt? You're not calling him back? Oh, it was like a Muppet. It was like. A Muppet? Yeah. And I was just like, you know what? No, no.

And, you know, he left soon after that, which was good because I was trying to figure out how the heck I could get out of there. And he left soon after that, which was good, because I was trying to figure out how the heck I could get out of there, and he just left, and I was like, okay, that's fine. This is over. We're done. Okay, and he goes commando, you guys. Why? So his pants probably stink.

Just skid marks everywhere. So it looks more like he's wearing fur underwear most of the time, which is kind of sexy. Pretty much. And I just, you know, it's not my type. That's something you can change, though. If you liked him enough, or

is it just a combination of the hairy butt and then whatever else you felt about him? Exactly. It was just a combination. He seems like a nice enough guy. It's just not for me all right let's say he had a great personality right like everything you like in a dude he had would you

be okay with a hairy butt then would you rub your fingers through that hairy butt you're making it sound so appealing i'm just wondering Could you look past that if you actually did like him a lot I mean if I did Dig him a lot then yeah I guess you could That sounded like a no But I mean I really really have to click with him

To kind of get past the hairy butt But yeah Well good luck Oh yeah I should tell you too that he's actually listening and wants to talk to you oh really yeah i mean hey marco hey it sounds like you're feeling down about your hairy butt and don't man i care yeah you know you could shave it i think you should but it happens to a lot of guys. Well, you know, it's natural.

It's a natural thing. Yeah, exactly. But I didn't know you had that much of an issue with it. You know, it's not the butt. It's just we didn't click, Marco. I mean, and it's not, you're a great a great guy it's just I don't think we're compatible well it it sounds like it was more like superficial about my uh the hair on my body more than um I it felt like we clicked though I mean that's not what you were really leaning on just now. You were, you, you know, you're saying that, uh, you, it's like the hair was just too much. And if, you know, and I felt like we clicked and you, um, I don't know,

it didn't seem like you, that was the real issue there. So, uh, what is it really? You know, the hair is a little bit much, but you know, for some people, it might not be an issue, but honestly, I honestly don't think we clicked Marco and I'm sorry, but you want to date somebody who you click with. And that's just not me. You know, I think the hairy butt was just the icing on the cake or the hair on the butt, however you want to say it. Kendra, I do have to ask you though, would you like to go on another date with Marco?

We'll pay for it. Not the waxing or the hair removal, but we'll pay for the date. We'll recommend that. No. What's that? No, I'm not into it. Hello? Hello, are you there?

Hello? Yeah. I said no. No. Okay, cool. I want to make sure I heard that right, even though I've heard it every single time you said it. So, Marco, I'm sorry, man.

No second date for you. It's okay. It's okay. Are you sure? Because you sound time you said it. So, Marco, I'm sorry, man. No second date for you. It's okay. Are you sure? Because you sound pretty down about it. Well, it has to be okay, you know, at this point. Yeah, nothing you can do. Well, I mean, you could shave. You could do that. I'll keep that in mind. Yeah. Maybe.

You're really attached to that hair. Well, it's natural. You know, it helps out. With what? Giving your butt warm? Well, you know, thank you, Kendra, for, you know, the time. But, you know, if things turn out different,

you know, give me a call. Um, good luck. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's to help me out like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well.

I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love.

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