First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up has an extra toe!

Episode Date: August 20, 2021

DeShawn calls The Jubal Show because he thinks he scared his hot date away when he admitted to not being able to swim but Sydney won't call back in this First Date Follow Up because of an extra toe!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. First date follow-up. Sean is on the phone today for a first date follow-up and he's not getting a call back from a woman named Sydney and it really sucks because he had just jumped into the dating pool

again. Is that some sort of joke? Yes it is, but it's a really bad joke because nobody even knows why that would be a joke yet because I haven't explained why he doesn't think he's getting a call back. And I'll just let you wait and that joke will hit you in a little while. Like it.

And it will be amazing. What's up, Deshaun? How are you? I'm doing pretty good. How about yourself? Not too bad. I just told an amazing joke, Deshaun, and me and you are the only ones that know the punchline.

I mean, the fact that I'm not getting a call back because I can't swim. Yeah, that's what I mean. Amazing joke. So before we get into you not knowing how to swim and your date with Sydney, how long has it been since you talked to her? It's been about two weeks now. Okay, that's a long time. And how many times have you tried to reach out to her in those two weeks? I tried three times. I didn't want to be overly imposing. And she hasn't responded to any of them?

No, nothing. Tell us about the date before you tell us about the reason you think you're not getting a call back. Okay, so pretty much we met on POF. That's the dating site. It's called Plenty of Fish Oh okay Plenty of Fish Yeah she

She thought it was funny That I had You know A little cheesy That I had Long walks At the beach On my profile

We ended up talking And then you know We just ended up Actually Taking a long walk On the beach And Oh so your first date

Was actually going to the beach Yeah So how was the walk on the beach. Oh, so your first date was actually going to the beach? Yeah. So how was the walking on the beach? Man, it was great, man. We did all of the beach things, you know. We took a walk on the beach. We had a great time, though, you know. It was great.

We had, you know, food after that and a few drinks and, you know, just enjoyed ourselves. It was real nice, you know. How did things end with her then? It ended great, you know. You enjoyed ourselves. It was, it was real nice. You know, how did things end with her then? It ended great. You know, uh, you know, we, we went our separate ways because we both met up there. So we drove and went, got something to eat. And then from there, you know, after that, we went our separate ways and then, you know, I told her I had a great time. She said she had a great time as well. And after that, I've been trying to contact her and didn't get a response. The only thing that I can think of is the fact that when we got to the beach, I had to let her know that I can't swim.

Considering the beach is your favorite place in the world, do you think you might learn to swim? I've been trying to learn for years. I don't know. I think I learned how to fly. OK, is it a fear thing? Are you scared? Yeah, actually. Yeah. Because when I was a kid and they tried to teach me how to swim, you know how they throw the kid in the water and they learn how to swim?

It didn't work good. You're like, I'm not letting that happen again. They had to come save me. So I think that's what caused it. I mean, I can't see someone not calling someone someone, like, not calling someone back over that. Because I think it's on a swim, yeah. I mean, that's all I could think of. You know, other than that, the date was great.

You know, we had a lot of things in common. It was cool. So the swimming thing is the only thing I could think of, really. It's hard to believe that somebody wouldn't call you back for that. Did you try to swim and then that's how she found out or you just? Yeah, you know, she kind of brought it up, but, you know, we were just talking about it. And I said, you know, I just let her know I couldn't swim because, you know, we weren't really planning on getting in the water. But when it came up, I just let her know I couldn't swim.

Right. All right. I mean, did she seem disgusted by that or was she like, oh, that's interesting. Tell me more. No, she kind of, I think she kind of brushed it off. I think we didn't really discuss more after that as far as the swimming part. Yeah. See, like, I don't think it would bother me though. Like, I don't think I would go into it if somebody didn't know how to swim that I was on a date with. I was just like, okay.

Well, I don't know. That seems like a ridiculous reason to not call you back. So we'll see if we can figure it out. We'll play a song, come back, and then call her and get your first date follow-up, right? Alright, cool. It's the Jubal Show. You're just joining us for today's first date follow-up. Deshawn is on the phone,

and he's not getting a call back from a woman named Sydney. They met on Plenty of Fish. They actually went and walked along the beach together. Very nice time, he said. The only reason that he thinks he's not getting a call back from her is the fact that he can't swim. That's all he can think of. Apparently, he has never been able to swim. And you probably haven't really tried that hard. No, it's crazy, man. I literally grew up like right there at the beach. I grew up with

the ocean across the street from us and I just never learned. Yeah. It's not that like uncommon for people not to know how to swim. There's a lot of people that don't know how to swim. Deshawn is on the phone.

He can't swim and he thinks that's the reason she's not calling him back. Other than that, he can't think of another reason and he really likes Sydney. So you would like to go out with her again if we get her on the phone?

Yeah, absolutely. She's hot. Absolutely. She's hot. Let's try to do this for you. Okay, yeah. We'll dial the phone number right now and see if we can figure out why phone? Yeah, absolutely. She's hot. Absolutely. She's hot. Let's try to do this for you. Okay, yeah. Dial the phone number right now and see if we can figure out

why she's not calling you back and if we can get you another date. Okay, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Sydney, please? Yeah, this is her. Hey, Sydney, how are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show.

And this is Alex Fresh from The Jubal Show. And this is English Evan from The Jubal Show. And I'm not sure if you know what The Jubal Show is, but this is what it is. No, I do. Yeah, hi. I'm a little concerned about why you're calling me, though, based on the show. All right,

well, there's only a few options. I don't know how much you listen to the show, but we do the first date follow-up. That is correct. So you went out on a date with someone recently

and are ghosting them, and so they emailed us to get you on the phone. Any idea who it could be? Yeah, I do, actually. And you know what i have uh honestly ghosted a lot of people but i never thought that this would happen to me because i listen to people to the show a lot but um yeah i just didn't think that i would be on here but i do know exactly what you're talking about the sean it is the sean yeah sean emailed us and he wants to know why you're not calling him

back. Okay. Well, honestly, like, okay, I guess I'm on the spot now. He's a super nice guy. We had a really good time. So when I saw his profile, he had, he like long walks on the beach on there. So we kind of made a joke about it and then decided like maybe that would be fun actually. Yeah, he told us about that. He said that he put that on his dating profile kind of as a joke and every once in a while he actually has to take a walk on the beach because of it.

But apparently he likes that, so that's fine. Yeah, that's exactly what happens. So when we were doing our beach walk, I kind of noticed something that weirded me out a little bit. Oh, was it? He actually thinks that you're not calling him back because he can't swim. So is that like what

you just not like that? What? Really? No, I don't care about that at all. What did you notice? I noticed that he has six toes on one of his feet. And you don't like his six toes? So people have

extra toes sometimes and extra fingers and extra limbs and you don't like that six toes? So people have extra toes sometimes and extra fingers and extra limbs and you don't like that? You don't see it that often but It weirded me out. Is it though that big of a deal? I don't want to be mean but like yeah it just weirded me out a lot. I've never seen that

before. How many feet are you looking at of guys being like wow that's a really sexy feet or most of the time you're like, I hope I don't have to see his feet. Well, I've never looked at one and seen six toes on it. So. Right. That's fair. So you already know the feet are probably going to be disgusting though. But they're normal feet.

Okay. This was not normal. It's a normal foot. It's actually a bionic foot. It's got an extra toe. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I just thought it was super weird. Oh my actually a bionic foot. It's got an extra toe. Yeah. Yeah, no. I just thought it was super weird. Oh my God, but wait a second. He's on the phone, right? And you guys have me say all that stuff? I feel bad. I'm not trying to be mean.

Wait, you're asking if he's on the phone? Because aren't they on the phone when you guys do this usually? Oh, you think that normally the first day of follow-up, we have them on the phone and then they listen to the reason that you're not calling them back and then we reveal that they're on the

other line, right? Yeah, they are on the other line, but they have been listening. Yeah, that's what we do. That's what's going on. That's probably why you think he's on the phone, huh? Yeah. Yes, Tashaun is on the line listening. Yeah, what's up? I'm on the line listening. Yeah, what's up?

I'm on the line. Hey. Yes. I'm really sorry. I'm not trying to be mean. You're a super cool guy, but it did. It was weird to me. I'm sorry.

If that bothered you, you know you could have told me, but you're making fun and making jokes about me on the radio. I'm not trying to make fun. I just, it was honest, but it weirded me out and I tried to be, you know, diplomatic about it. It just, it was kind of weird to me. I don't feel like I made fun of you. Cindy wasn't that mean. She wasn't mean.

And I'm really sorry. I did forget you were on the line. And now that I'm saying this out loud to other people, I feel like I'm realizing it is kind of a stupid reason not to call someone back. Yeah, he's got a six-toe. Don't call someone back if they have a split personality, but a six-toe? I don't think that's that big of a deal. Are you self-conscious about your big show, your six-toe at all, Deshaun? You know, I had it my whole life.

I was real self-conscious about it, you know, growing up. But at this point in my life, it doesn't bother me as much. I mean, I understand, you know, I'm not, you know, I'm not naive. I understand most people in the world have ten toes. I'm not a fool. You know, I understand it's something different. But, you know, now it doesn't really bother me. Like,

uh, and the women I dated, it was never like really an issue. It didn't bother them either. So I didn't even, you know, think about it as much because, you know,

that hasn't been an issue for me as far as dating and stuff like that. You know, they might crack a joke about it and, you know, we just keep it going from there, but it hasn't, hasn't been a problem in the long run. Hasn't held you back. I mean, yeah, you know, I'm keep it going from there. But it hasn't been a problem in a long time.

Hasn't held you back. I mean, yeah, you know, I'm cool with it. You know, I have a six-toe and I'm proud of it. There you go. You should be proud of it. Yeah, if I had a six-toe,

are you kidding me? I would be super proud of it. Well, Sydney, would you like to go out with Deshaun again on another date? We'll pay for it. Um, you know, yeah.

Actually, we had a really good time. I think I can get past it. That's exciting. Let's go. Nice. Deshawn. Hey.

You don't sound happy about that. No, I'm happy. I'm happy about it. I'm definitely happy about it. I'm glad that, you know, she see past it. You know, I'm just, you know, I know like down the line, we'll be calling back and she'll be massaging it by then. Yeah.

Oh, Deshawn. Hey, slow down, man. A lot of times we send people out for like to a restaurant or something. I think we'll send you guys out for pedicures. Will they charge extra for another time? It's $2 more.

Yeah, I think it's extra. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean,

isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep into the world

of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. That's right. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. With a blend of humor, vulnerability, and authenticity, we share our personal journeys navigating our 30s, tackling the complexities of modern relationships, and engage in thought-provoking discussions that challenge societal expectations. From groundbreaking interviews with diverse guests to relatable stories that'll resonate with your experiences, Decisions Decisions is going to be your go-to source for the open dialogue about what it truly means to love and connect in today's world.

Get ready to reshape your understanding of relationships and embrace the freedom of authentic connections. Tune in and join in the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.