First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up has some serious parental control issues!

Episode Date: September 6, 2021

Kristin thinks Lawrence wont call her back because she has moles but The Jubal Show finds out its what Kristien's dad told Lawrence!Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thejubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's the Jubal show. Yeah. There's a woman named Kristen on the phone and she's not getting a call back from a guy named Lawrence, right? Already rich names. I can tell that this is a rich people meeting story though because her email said that they met at a badminton club. Badminton? They actually have badminton clubs?

I think so. If you didn't know what badminton is. That doesn't sound like that much fun, guys. I love badminton. I mean, it's fun, like at a barbecue. Kristen, what's up? How are you? I'm very well.

How are you? I've just never heard of a badminton club before. So you belong to a badminton club? I do, but I was also, I was just picking my father up. Oh, so it's a family thing. Yeah, my dad plays there. So how did you meet the dude that you went on a date with? Well, while I was waiting for my dad, I saw this really handsome guy at the front desk.

Yeah. And, you know, I asked for his name. I found out his name was Lawrence. Okay, and did he seem like he was into you at first? He seemed pretty receptive to my, my winks. To your wink? You winked at him? Yeah, I did.

I did a little wink. Yes. And apparently it worked, you know, because a couple, a couple of days later, uh, he texted me, which I thought was strange because I didn't actually give him my phone number. Wait, how did he get your phone number then? My dad. Your dad? Your dad tried to help you out?

Yeah. Yeah. Obviously, he called you and you guys went out. How did that go? It was phenomenal, in my opinion. We went to a restaurant, had a great date. He checked all my boxes, you know. It was intelligent conversation. He checked all my boxes, you know, it was intelligent conversation.

He is handsome. He's thoughtful, respectful, all of those things, you know. Is there a reason you think he's not calling you back? I have no idea because we went home after we went to the restaurant. Well, we went back to his home and had a pretty good time time in my opinion. A time that a gal would think would be worthy of a callback. So basically you guys hooked up? Yes.

And he did a decent job. He did a decent job. He did. Okay. He did. I think about it and I can't speak. He did. Congratulations. Okay, that is a very good job. So think about it and I can't speak. He did. Oh, congratulations. Okay, that is a very good job.

So it was an amazing date night, but there's, you know, the only thing that I can think of that might be the reason he didn't call me is because I have, it's hard to say on the radio, I have moles. Lots of moles. I don't get it. I have big ones. I have little ones. I have big ones. I have little ones. I have hairy ones.

I have dark ones. Oh, on your body? You're self-conscious about your moles? I'm so self-conscious about them. They're huge, though. Yeah, but maybe not, though, because I can't trust you about your moles. You're obviously self-conscious about them. So for a small mole on you, you probably think it looks like a huge mountain on you,

but it might not. Cause you're self-conscious about it. Like it might not have been as bad. So you think that maybe he was like turned off because you have moles. Yeah. I find that hard to believe. I mean, I have a lot of moles and I,

I mean, to me, I, I think that they have a purpose, but even though like dermatologists don't know what they are and what, like what are caused from, I mean, mean yeah it says the sun can cause but it's not like the sun causes like actual like the you know moles that like stick out and stuff but i think they have a deeper purpose yeah i don't i don't have time to get into it but just explore that deeper

meaning behind your moles and moles are beautiful i like moles anytime i've seen someone that doesn't have any blemishes on their skin, they look weird to me. I'm like, dude, like I know some people think that looks attractive, but I'm like, you're like a mannequin. It looks fake. It doesn't look real to me. Like, you know.

It's a new star seed. Yeah. Plastic. I think moles are attractive. So anyway, that's why you think he's not calling you back. It's the only thing I can think of. The only thing you can think of. Okay.

Well, we'll try to figure it out for you. How long has it been, by the way, since you guys went out? Weeks. Weeks. Okay. And how many times have you tried to figure it out for you. How long has it been, by the way, since you guys went out? Weeks. Weeks? Okay. And how many times have you tried to reach out to him in those few weeks? I've reached out to him about three times. Okay, so not very many. And he hasn't responded at all. Not a word. Huh. Okay.

Well, we'll play a song, come back, and then call him and see if we can figure it out for you, alright? Thank you so much. We'll do it next. It's The Jubal Show. In the middle of your first day of follow-up, if you're just joining us, Kristen is on the phone and she's not getting a call back

from a guy named Lawrence. They actually met at a badminton club. Those are a thing. I had no idea. But her dad is a member at this badminton club and she was picking up her dad and Lawrence, the dude that's not calling her back, was working at the front desk.

They ended up flirting. He got her number. They went out the front desk. They ended up flirting. He got her number. They went out on a date. They did everything. They went to dinner and then did everything else you can do on a date after that. And she has no idea why she's being ghosted, though. It's been a few weeks. And the only reason that Kristen thinks is because she's got moles.

But moles on your body, Kristen, I can't believe would be a reason that somebody would not call you back on a date. That's all you can think of. You promised nothing else weird happened. I promised nothing else. So. All right, cool. All right.

Well, I'm going to dial this one right now and see if we can figure it out for you. Okay. Thanks. All right, here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Lawrence? Yeah, who is this?

How are you? This is Jubal from The Jubal Show. And this is Alex from The Jubal Show. And this is English Evan from The Jubal Show. And it's a radio show called The Jubal Show. We're calling you because somebody emailed us about you. May we talk to you for a minute? Oh, you guys's a radio show called the Jubal Show. We're calling you because somebody emailed us about you. May we talk to you for a minute? You guys are a radio show calling me. Okay, go ahead.

Lawrence, do you know a woman named Kristen? Yeah, I know a Kristen. Why? Why are you asking? What's up? We do a segment on the show where if you go out on a date with someone and then not call them back after, they can email us to figure out what happened. Oh, yeah. It's starting to all make sense now, right? He's a quick learner. and then not call them back after they can email us to figure out what happened.

Oh, yeah. It's starting to all make sense now, right? All right. He's a quick learner. Yes, you are. So Kristen listens to our show. She emailed us and said that you guys went out on a date. She said she had a wonderful time.

Nice job. She said she was very happy with the date. Nice job. You did very well. Very happy. Now I'm willing to talk to you. But she said, yeah, she said she had a great time, but then also told us that you're not calling her back. It's been a few weeks now.

She started to reach out to you and she's wondering why. I don't really want to talk about it, guys. I'll be honest. This is, wow, this is a major surprise right now. I am shocked. Well, what can we do to get you to just let us know why you're not calling her back you don't have to tell you don't have to go into any other details about the date um if it's something about you personally that like you know you're embarrassed to say that's fine ultimately like if you don't want to tell us it's fine like we can't force you

we're on a phone right now you could just hang it it up, you know, but don't do that. Please don't do that. What did she tell you? Well, she told us that she met you at a badminton club, picking up her dad and you worked there. And then she told us that you went out for dinner and then you went back to the house. She didn't say yours or hers. Anyway, that doesn't even matter.

Said that you guys went back to a house and had the rest of the evening together and had a lot of fun. And then after that, you haven't talked to her and she's wondering why. That's all. Okay, so she did tell you that, met her through her dad, right? Yes. Okay. Because this is a, kind of an embarrassing situation, but at the same time, it's, screw it, I'll tell you.

All right, okay. situation but at the same time it's screw it i'll tell you all right okay um what happened was uh met her through her dad her dad gave me her phone number we uh we got together had a great time like she said and i came back to work the next day um and i was just talking to some buds and happened to let out uh something about the night before. What happened? What happened? So look, man, I'm going to keep it simple for you. I'm going to put it right here in front of you. I was there. I said something.

I said something. And her dad heard me say it. Yeah, that's embarrassing. That's awkward. It was in reference to something that happened the night before. And when he said it, the guy straight up threatened me. He basically said if I go near his daughter again, that it was going to be a problem,

and it was going to be a physical problem, and I don't need that drama. You know what I'm saying? You've been near his daughter already. Why would he tell you not to now? Like I said, I said those words and probably a few more, and apparently it didn't go over well with Bob. Yeah, of course.

I'm sure he smashed somebody's daughter. Yeah, but he probably didn't tell their dad about it. Her dad didn't hear about it. I guess that was the issue. Yeah, you were telling your friends. It's not like you walked up to him and said it. Hey, you know, I'm not trying to explain it. I'm just telling you what happened.

Thanks for explaining it, though. Yeah, I kind of side with the dad on this one. I don't. How old is she? She's like 32. Sheesh. She's an. How old is she? She's like 32. Okay. Sheesh. She's an adult.

She's an adult. Smash. If she wants to. I get the dad's position, right? He doesn't want to hear that. Oh. I don't get him saying to you not to come near his daughter.

Also, I think you're also an adult. You can make your decision on that. You know, you can be like, hey, sorry about that. I know that was disrespectful. You weren't supposed to hear that. Yeah, but he probably was like, you probably shouldn't be talking about that anyways.

Like, that's weird. Yeah, that's also weird. The whole thing's weird. You know what else is weird, Lawrence, is that Kristen is actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah. What? So he smashed, huh? Uh, hey. What's up?

You're just telling everyone. Well, you put me in a position to have to do it. You have a radio station calling me up. And I figured we may as well come clean right now since that's what we were here for. It doesn't really excuse you telling people at the club that we smashed. I wasn't telling people at the club i told someone my best friend at the club we were talking your dad happened to overhear it it was really that simple

this guy i mean he just went ballistic once started i don't know what he's what he's thinking i can't think for him he heard it he didn't it. He said something to me about doing physical harm to me. I don't need that kind of drama at the bad men club. You know what I mean? That's my job. Does your dad not think that you're ever going to do that? I don't. Yeah, you're an adult. Here's the thing. I'm 32. So if, if there's drama, talk to me, don't talk to my dad. I could have, but that's not what happened. So it is what it is. That's the way I chose to handle it. Your dad is not a little guy. He made it clear that it was going to be

something physical. And like I said, I don't need that. And, you know, I just chose to handle it the way I did. I will apologize for it. But hey, you know your dad. I mean, he's a nice guy, but you get on his bad side, he's not the kind of guy you want to mess with. My only point here is that, you know, you had me thinking that this was about moles on my back the whole time and that you didn't have a great time with me, and this could have been solved so much earlier. Do you want to go out with me?

Hey, well, don't take my job. That's really what I'm here for. I'm here to ask you, Lawrence, Do you want to go out with me? Don't take my job. That's really what I'm here for. I'm here to ask you, Lawrence, would you like to go on another date with Kristen? We'll pay for it. I would love to go on another date with Kristen as long as she doesn't tell her dad that we went on a date. I mean, at some point he's probably going to know.

Maybe Kristen can protect you from her dad. There you go. I'm not afraid of him. That makes one of you. Like Nickel, right? Well, congratulations, guys. You are going to go out again? We did it. Let's do it. We actually did it.

Alright, well, congratulations. Team Jubal Show. Thank you. I appreciate the help. Congratulations to you. You now have a bodyguard against her father. Thanks, guys. I don't think he'll hurt you again. Alright, well, let's hope not. If I tell him I don't think he'll hurt you again. All right. Well, let's hope not.

If I tell him I like you, he will not hurt you, I promise. Then I guess you better start liking me. Jubal's First Date Follow-Up. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're

also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and

contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine.

A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.