First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up involves Danny DeVito!
Episode Date: December 6, 2021First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".You went on a ...first date, you loved it, it was awesome and then they ghosted you! The First Date Follow Up is when we call the ghost to see why they are haunting your dating dreams instead of real life! Today Madison thinks Lucas is ghosting and it has something to do with Danny DeVito! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First day follow-up. Not sure if I read the email correctly for today. First day follow-up.
I'm not sure if I read the email correctly for today's first day follow-up.
There's a woman named Madison on the phone who's not getting a call back from a guy named Lucas.
And it sounds like they went out with Danny DeVito.
Danny DeVito?
You know the actor?
The little guy?
Yeah.
Very little guy.
Always sitting in Philadelphia.
Hilarious.
I love Danny DeVito.
He's really good.
Apparently he's also been on a date with Madison and Lucas somehow.
Lucky.
Unless I'm confused.
I'm not sure.
Anyway, Madison, before we get to your date with Lucas, who's not calling you back, and
Danny DeVito, who I'm not sure if he's calling you back or not, how long has it been since
your date?
So it's basically been a week.
Yeah. It's been about a week.
How many times have you tried to reach out to Lucas in that time?
So yeah, I've reached out to him basically like every day,
and I haven't heard anything back.
That qualifies as ghosting.
Yeah, and every day, reaching out to him every day,
that's kind of a lot, but maybe not.
We'll see.
First, let's find out about the date, though.
You guys went out with Danny DeVito. Oh, um, well, no, no, no, no. So it was a, it was a Danny DeVito
themed bar hop. So everyone has to dress up like Danny DeVito. So yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was dressed
up like twins, Danny DeVito and like Luke, my date, he was dressed like the Frank from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
So the Lorax was there.
Penguin was there.
It was awesome.
So was this your idea or your date's idea?
So, yeah, no, this was, it was mine.
It was mine.
And, yeah, my friends and I have these very elaborate themes.
So anyway, I invited Luke to this one.
I love that idea.
That's really funny.
I like theme.
Theme pop crawls are pretty fun.
And it gives you something to talk about.
Yeah, I've never been on a Danny DeVito one, but I would love to.
How long did you know Luke before you met him?
So we've known each other about, I think like a month or so.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay. So you took him on and this was Oh, wow. Wow. Okay. Okay.
So you took him on and this was the first date.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Exactly.
Like, was that weird for you to take him around all your friends for the first time?
No.
I mean, no.
I mean, yeah.
I usually haven't invited guys that I've been seeing to meet my friends for a while.
Yeah. Luke and I have been seeing each other,
like I said, like about a month.
But I don't know, he's already so much better
than anyone else that I've ever dated.
But I don't know, now it's been about a week.
He hasn't called, he hasn't texted.
So now I'm thinking that maybe it was just a little too soon
or maybe he thinks I'm a total dork
to do a theme party like this.
I don't know. I really like this guy. We had such a to do like a theme party like this. I don't know.
I just, I really liked this guy.
We had such a nice time.
He seemed really nice.
So I don't know.
I don't think he would have dressed up though if he thought you were dorky.
Like he wouldn't have gone along with it.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
So right, right.
So I just, but I don't know what else it could be.
So what did your friends think of him?
They like him?
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, they totally liked him.
And they said that they had never seen me so happy with someone before.
Really?
Which made me like him even more.
Yeah.
And then I was like, oh, my gosh.
Yeah, because he was like, you know, talking to all my friends.
And everyone was having such a good time.
And randomly, get this, he went to high school with one of my friends from college.
They were able to catch up.
That's cool.
That's cool.
You don't think maybe he ran off with her?
I don't know.
I hope not.
All right.
So you haven't heard anything from him.
Did you guys kiss at the end of the date?
Yeah, we had a kiss.
It was like a sweet kiss.
It was nothing too like like no tongue but it
was it was good okay so a nice little kiss made plans to go out again maybe and then he he hasn't
responded to any of your texts or phone calls or anything exactly yeah so i've been a little
bewildered it would have been amazing if you guys did share tongue and then two people had just seen
two people as danny devito making out twins Twins. Yeah, Danny DeVito kissing himself.
That would have been amazing.
All right, well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
We'll play a song, come back,
and then call him and get your first date follow-up, okay?
Okay, sounds good.
All right, we'll do it next.
It's the Jubal Show.
First date follow-up, if you're just joining us,
Madison is on the phone.
Madison went out with a dude named Luke.
Sounds like a country song. Dude named Madison went out with a dude named Luke. Sounds like a country song.
Dude named Luke.
And Luke is not calling her back now.
They actually went out to a
themed bar crawl where
they went as Danny DeVito. Different versions
of Danny DeVito. I guess
Madison's friends put it together and she took
Luke along. They'd known each other for about a month before
just talking online or whatever. And it was
the first time meeting her and her friends.
Andy was dressed as Danny DeVito and they were also
dressed as Danny DeVito. But apparently
it was a great time and then after that he
hasn't talked to her in a week and she's wondering
why she's getting ghosted.
Alright Madison, are you ready to call
him and see if we can figure it out?
Yeah, I'm ready to roll.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Lucas, please?
Yeah, what's up?
What's up, man?
This is actually Jubal from The Jubal Show. And this is Alex from The Jubal Show? This is actually Jubal from The Jubal Show.
And this is Alex from The Jubal Show.
And this is English Evan
from The Jubal Show.
And The Jubal Show
is a radio show.
So anyway, hey, what's up?
You know, just really confused.
I'm at work.
What's going on?
Yeah, this is The Jubal Show.
It's a radio show.
I don't know if you've ever
heard of it or not,
but we do a segment on the show
where if you go out with someone
and then end up ghosting them
after your date, they can email us to get you on the phone
and say hey why'd you ghost them and we got an email from madison who took you to the danny
devito bar crawl and she emailed us because you're not calling her back and she wants to know why
uh oh i don't okay so why are you ghosting her? Yeah, can you tell us?
Um, I just, uh, her and her friends just kind of sucked.
You said sucked?
How?
I don't know.
They just, like, they care more about their Instagram and, like, making digital friends.
And, you know, I'm just into more so like real connections she told us about how
you went on the pub crawl you know the Danny DeVito thing that sounds like fun she also said
that some of her friends are actually some of your old friends from college or whatever right
yeah I mean I don't like those people either so I just I don't know I just felt like they were just
you know they were all just really stuck up and I don't know like I just felt like they were just, you know, they were all just really stuck up. And I don't know. Like I said, I'm just looking for a genuine connection.
And she kept calling me Luke. My name is Lucas. And that got really annoying.
Oh, OK. That was weird. Actually, I heard her say Luke.
And then I was confused. I'm like, isn't it Lucas? OK. OK, so short.
So you didn't give her the go ahead or you didn't tell her that you go by Luke and you you don't like that yeah no i don't i like my name is lucas right and then did you correct
her at all like when she called you luke did you correct her i corrected her a couple of times but
then i just kind of gave up because she kept saying it that's weird well she was choosing to
do it after that stage yeah she was giving she she didn't care that you wanted to be called Lucas, full name,
and she just called you Luke.
Yeah, I don't like,
I just really don't appreciate when people call me that.
Okay.
I try to correct them,
but then, you know,
they just continue calling me that.
So that's it.
You thought that they were stuck up
and you didn't like the fact
that she wouldn't refer to you
by your full name, Lucas.
Yes, that is exactly why.
Okay.
So how come you didn't just tell her that you weren't interested?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I guess I'm not really that great with confrontation.
So I just hoped she would kind of get the point.
Well, obviously she hasn't because she wanted us to call you
and see if we could figure it out.
Yeah, they're just a really judgy group of people.
They gossiped a lot about other people at the party,
and I don't know.
I'm just not into it.
Okay.
So it had nothing to do with the whole Danny DeVito vibe.
Did you like that?
Yeah.
I mean, I just thought it was kind of stupid.
It was pretty childish, but I just went along with it anyway.
All right.
So they're judgy, and that's why you weren't really into it. Right. Okay,
cool. Well, thank you for being honest, man. I appreciate that. Not a lot of people as honest
as you, Lucas. And I want to be honest as well, because I feel like you were honest with us.
Now I'll be honest with you. And I'll let you know that Madison is actually on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you. Yeah. Hey, Luke.
Or Lucas or whatever you like to go by.
It's Madison.
Okay.
So you're on the phone right now.
Yes, she is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jim will always forget to tell.
Yeah.
Super forgetful like that.
Supes forgets.
By the way, sorry I was calling you Luke.
Like, it was just
like a fun name.
I didn't know it
was so offensive.
Sorry about that.
It's okay.
I tried correcting
you, but you, I
guess, just weren't
paying attention.
I'm not really
sorry, though,
because you're
turning out to be
quite the ass.
Really, like,
shocked about what
you're saying about
how we're all, like,
shallow and all my friends suck. Like, what do you, like,
and that we were superficial
or gossipy. That's, we were, yeah,
people, we had a really fun
themed party, Dan and DeVito.
Yeah, we wanted to take pictures and put it on Instagram
because it's fun. And
these are people that are, like, long
time friends. We have genuine
connections. They're amazing people.
So I'm sorry I called you Luke.
I should have called you Aspen instead.
What?
Okay.
Why would you call me?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm an Aspen.
I'm completely shocked.
I'm completely shocked about how you were just trashing my friends and calling it superficial.
I mean, that was a great night.
So what?
We're taking pictures, you know, because we have this great themed party.
Big deal.
So we're terrible people because we're taking pictures?
You can be the people that you want to be, but just not the type of people that I personally
want to hang around.
I didn't feel like there was any genuine connections happening.
You guys were all just on your phones the whole time. It's just not
what I want to be a part of.
Wow, wow. That is
ironic because there are people there
that are your friends from your
life, so that's interesting.
And also, these are people I've known forever.
Genuine relationships.
Unlike, obviously, the one that you and I had
which was completely disingenuous.
But yeah, these people are good people.
It seems like you guys are better off without each other.
I don't know.
I'm kind of getting a vibe.
No, that's a good cool answer.
Hell, yeah.
You sure?
Because, I mean, I'm getting something from you guys that sounds like...
I mean, I'm getting a real connection here.
I may be off.
A real connection.
No, I think you are.
Oh, okay.
Am I reading it wrong?
Yes.
I don't think so.
Are you sure? Well, I'll just ask the question. No, this is definitely not a match. I don't think so. Are you sure?
Well, I'll just ask the question.
This is definitely not a match.
I had hoped, but clearly not.
Well, you don't know that yet.
Don't be a downer.
Don't get down on love.
Hey, Luke, would you like to go on another date with Madison?
We'll pay for it.
Okay, I didn't see that one coming.
I would actually pay not to go on a date with Lucas, so I'm good.
People don't usually say they'll pay to not go on a date.
This must be real bad.
Turn south quick.
Can I go now?
On a date with Madison?
Yeah, we'll pay for it.
No.
I'm just kidding.
No, thank you.
Yeah, you can go.
All right.
Well, apparently I have no idea what love is.
I need to pick up on social cues.
Oh, that's sad because you're my husband.
Well, I mean, I don't know.
I'm in the corner now.
Yeah.
No, I hear you.
Madison, I'm sorry we didn't get you another date.
No, listen, I'm good.
I appreciate your effort.
And I'd rather know sooner rather than later that this guy's a...
I guess we'd actually be sorry if we did get you another date.
Yeah.
So it all worked out.
The Jubal Show on demand.
We're so done with new year,
new you.
This year,
it's more you on Bumble.
More of you shamelessly sending playlists,
especially that one filled with show tunes.
More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them.
More of you dating with intention because you know what you want.
And you know what?
We love that for you.
Someone else will, too.
Be more you this year and find them on Bumble.
Hey, everyone.
It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time
for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's,
to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have
some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're
going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app,
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