First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up is a flag football fail!
Episode Date: July 30, 2021Chaz calls The Jubal Show when his date Angel flees the scene after his flag football game! It's about to go down in this First Date Follow Up! Let us know what you think on social!Follow us at: @thej...ubalshow @jubalfresh @thatdreas @evanontheradioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time
for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's,
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going to take some viewer questions as well.
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Welcome.
My name is Paola Pedrosa, a medium and the host of the Ghost Therapy Podcast, where it's not just about connecting with deceased loved ones.
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The new hits, 106.1, first date follow-up.
Chaz is on the phone today for a first date follow-up,
and he's not getting a call back from an angel.
An angel?
I don't know if it's like a real angel or just somebody named Angel.
We'll find out.
Chaz, what's up?
You went out on a date with an angel.
Yeah, man.
It's so weird.
So, like, we met up at a baseball game.
So, I didn't know her before then.
She came with a group of friends and I came with some buddies.
And, you know, we had a good time.
You know, dude, at a baseball, we're drinking I came with some buddies. We had a good time. Dude, at a baseball,
we're drinking, eating hot. We're just having a good
time. I was like, man, what
a cool young lady. Let me get her number.
She was receptive. You caught her looking
at you and then you bit your lower lip and looked at her
and winked and was like, yeah.
This was like, I caught
eye contact
the second inning. I waited
though, man, until the end of the game, you know.
Oh, okay.
I mean, we talked.
That's a restraint.
Yeah.
Before I asked for the number, you know,
I just wanted to see how the evening went.
Did you talk to her during the game much?
We did.
Well, it wasn't a lot.
You know, it was just, you know,
a little small chatter about the game and how she comes and, you know, hey, you live here locally.
So it was just small chat, but it was very receptive.
And she even engaged in dialogue with me, initiating conversation with me.
All right. So you asked her out.
Yeah, I did. Well, I didn't ask her out.
I just asked her for a number to stay in contact with her at the time.
And then like maybe a week later, I had a flag football game.
So I invited her to it and she was like,
yeah, sure.
So she came out.
So you wanted to impress her
with your flag football skills.
Yeah, I hope so.
You know.
Did you guys go out after?
I mean, that's where the issue comes in
because I mean, we were supposed to
i like i initially set it up i was like okay so come to the game afterwards maybe we can go out
get something to eat and drink and she was like oh yeah that sounds good so well i was yeah i'm
glad that you guys agreed to go out after because just inviting her to come watch you play a sport
yeah i feel like that
wouldn't necessarily be a great date for somebody it doesn't allow you to connect with the person
does it yeah no no you're right you guys are absolutely right that's why i mean that's why i
wanted to go out so i can have her undivided attention but i i mean after the game she's like
something came up i gotta run i gotta go and i'm like uh okay okay how long was the game was she's
just sitting there a long time? Did you
interact with her? It was only, it was like
literally about 45 minutes tops.
No, I gave her plenty of attention, man. The guys
were getting upset with me because I kept
looking over at the bench, giving her
the googly eyes and doing little stupid
stuff, you know, with her. And
so I was totally distracted that she
was there. So she got plenty of attention.
So you were saying that she had to like leave right afterwards and you haven't seen her talk to her since?
No, I've texted, I've called and nothing.
Okay.
How long has it been?
It's been like eight days now.
Okay.
And how many times have you reached out to her?
I was about four times a day.
Then I went down to three and the last three days it's been once a day. No, I'm just like being totally honest. That's a lot. That is honest too. That times a day. Then I went down to three, and the last three days, it's been once a day.
No, I'm just being totally honest.
That's a lot.
That is honest, too.
Thank you.
That is a lot.
But you never know.
Maybe it doesn't bother.
I think that's...
Maybe it's because you play flag and don't play tackle.
Maybe that's it.
Maybe she wanted to see you hitting people.
Because real men hit people.
I'm a real man.
I just, you know, I'm playing touch.
Like football. But, yeah, I mean, I wonder why. I'm a real man I just you know I'm playing touch like football
but yeah I mean
I wonder why
so if you guys
were supposed to go out
after the game
I wonder what could
have happened
in that 45 minutes
to make her not
go out with you after
we've had people
not go out
because someone
was like smelly
from working out
with them
you think you were
sweaty and stinky
no I mean
the only thing
seriously I've been
it's been driving me
bonkers
we did have on pink uniforms.
So you're thinking that she's not calling you back because you had pink on?
I don't know.
I can't think of anything else.
Yeah, that seems like it would be weird.
Maybe her ex plays on your team.
Oh, yeah, you think about that?
Yeah, I don't really know everyone
personally on the team. I know them from the
team. Did she seem awkward
during the game, like, if her ex did
play for the team? Not at all.
Dude, she was excited.
Like, we had went out before
as if, I mean, she was, like,
stoked to see me. She was excited.
So, I'm, you know, I don't know
if something happened personally with her. I just don't know, because it was excited. So I'm, you know, I don't know if something happened personally
with her. I just don't know because it was weird.
Her whole demeanor
had like totally changed. Yeah, because she
recognized Rex. Yeah, exactly.
Oh my God, he looks so good.
I'm calling you guys for help, man.
Why are you guys... Come on. I'm kidding.
We'll try to figure it out for you.
We'll play a song and then come back and call her
and see if we can find out the reason she's not calling you back, okay?
All right.
All right, man, we'll do it next.
It's the Jubal Show.
In the middle of a first date follow-up, and if you're just joining us,
Chaz is on the phone, and Chaz isn't getting a call back
from a woman named Angel.
They met through mutual friends.
He invited her to come out to his flag football game
so he could put on a clinic for her
and show her how the game is played anyway um they were supposed to go out after the game but she
bounced right after they were done and has not called him since it's been eight days he's texted
her a bunch and has heard nothing and he's not sure what happened and why she's not calling back
so we're about to call her right now see if we can figure it out all right chas you ready
yeah okay i'm gonna dial her phone number, and
away we go.
Hello?
Hi, may I speak to Angel, please?
This is she.
Angel, how are you? This is The Jubal Show.
My name is Jubal.
My name is Alex.
My name is English Evan.
Hello.
It's a radio show.
Have you ever heard of it?
Yeah, I have.
I don't listen, but I've heard of Jubal, though.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Sorry about that.
Famous one.
Apologies.
Yeah, it's a radio show, and somebody who listens to our show actually emailed us about you, and that's. Sorry about that. The famous one. Yeah, it's a radio show.
And somebody who listens to our show actually emailed us about you.
And that's why we're calling.
Okay.
Do you have any idea who that would be?
Well, I kind of, well, well, I guess it was kind of a date.
Yeah.
Name was Chaz.
It's Chaz.
Chaz emailed us and is wondering why you're not calling him back.
Well, did he tell you about the date where we went and what he did and how, you know,
he was playing.
He invited me to play, to watch him play flag football.
Yeah, he told us that.
He said that he met you like in a friend,
like a group of friends
and then hit you up,
invited you to his flag football game
and you were supposed to go out after
but ended up not going out
and you left right after the game.
That's pretty much all he told us
and all he knows
and he's confused
so he's wondering if
we can get the information out of you.
That's what happened.
I watched, I saw and I was not interested.
Why?
I don't want to be mean, but, I mean,
why invite somebody to watch you play a sport
when you have, like, no athletic ability whatsoever?
Oh, that is mean.
So he was just bad?
No, but, I mean, I don't know.
Maybe he's clueless.
He's a terrible player.
He's terrible.
He has like absolutely no athletic ability.
He can barely like hold on to the ball.
So you're not going to call him back because he's not athletic?
No, I really like sports.
I mean, he met me at a baseball game.
I mean, he was just like at the opposite end.
It sounds like he likes sports too.
That's good because he plays a sport.
Yeah.
Well, he doesn't really play a sport.
He likes sports.
Did you like him before you saw him play flag football?
Before I saw him not play flag football?
Yeah, whatever you want to call it.
He was nice enough at that point, but it didn't...
But, you know, after that, it started to go back, you know, I mean, he lost some of his charm when I saw him play.
So are you trying to breed like super kids? Is that what's going on here? And you don't want, you know, Chaz isn't fitting the bill?
No, I just don't want to go to the comedy game.
Are you an athlete or something?
It was bad.
It was really bad.
It was really bad.
It was really bad.
It was like, why would you ever do that?
Why have an audience?
Wow.
I've never heard anyone be like this about sports before.
You never know.
You never know.
He could be a great dude.
But just because he doesn't play flag football well doesn't mean that he's like, couldn't be a
really good... Well, it's not even that he doesn't play well.
He just has like absolutely...
I'm surprised he doesn't trip when he's
walking. He has like no, absolutely
no athletic ability whatsoever.
So how did he get on the team then?
Oh, I think he probably started
it. You know, maybe that'll help.
Maybe he started the team. You don't even want to
give him a shot because of how he plays
flag football.
I can't get around that. You should have seen him.
It was really
more than laughable.
I was glad the game was over.
I wonder if he knows that because he's actually
on the phone and wants to talk to you.
What?
Oh, man.
Hey. Hey. Hey? Really? what oh man um hey hey really i mean you you have no idea i'm not saying i'm the best athlete in the world but really please don't say i have no idea why i was running i mean first of all i was excited
you were there i was distracted but i won't even get into my hamstring and groin issues that I have.
Whatever, man. Don't get into that.
I mean, why did you invite me if you had all those issues?
Because I wanted to spend time with you and get to know you as a person, not as an athlete.
I didn't know you were trying to get somebody for the Olympics or for the NFL had I known
that.
I mean.
You could have just invited me to something else, not to like, you know, witness your your your injuries and your inability to be athletic.
That didn't go over. That's just it, though. I wasn't making any excuses.
That's why I didn't mention it. I'm lost, though, that you did mention it just now.
You said I just mentioned it, but I didn't make any excuses ahead of time. I'm lost that you would allow that freaking play in a sport not to get to learn to know me as a person, as a human being.
That's absurd.
Are you aware of how unathletic you are?
Just let me know that for sure.
Are you aware?
Of course.
I was not trying to pull anything further, yes.
It was all injury based.
It was all because you have injuries.
Or are you just going to be sincere and say, I'm just not athletic?
What does it have to do with anything? I mean, yeah, well, it has to do.
Well, that's that's what I want to know.
I'm interested.
But listen, though, it's not.
Now, you know me.
Now, you know me.
So this probably wasn't going to work anyway.
This was the best thing to happen. I assure you know me. Now you know me. So this probably wasn't going to work anyway. This was the best thing to happen, I assure you.
Yeah.
I'm disappointed you couldn't be human enough to have told me this.
Oh, now you're going to insult me.
Over the phone or text.
Okay, thanks for calling.
What's your name?
Jubal?
Thanks.
Yeah, that's me.
Before you go, hey, before you go, before you go, can I ask you, would you like to go on another date with Chaz?
We'll pay for it.
Oh, he just insulted me.
Oh, man, this is inhuman.
I didn't say he wasn't a nice guy.
I just said that that is what I witnessed.
How do you even know if I'm a nice guy?
That's the whole point.
I wanted to get to know you.
You can't be a nice guy if you're not an athlete, Chaz.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I forgot.
I'm sorry.
You're right. All right. Am I done,. Yeah, I forgot. I'm sorry. You're right.
All right.
Am I done, guys?
Because I got other things to do.
For sure.
I mean, am I lost?
Is flag football in the Olympics?
Do you get paid for that?
I'm lost.
No, I think it's just a fun game
that people play
to kill some time
on a weekend afternoon.
I think I would prefer her say
it was because of the pink uniform.
I don't know, man. Wow. Really? Now, I'm tainted. I can I would prefer her say it was because of the pink uniform. I don't know, man. Wow.
Really?
Now I'm tainted. I can't even
invite anybody else to a football game now.
I'm nervous now.
You'll never play again.
Wow, guys. Man, I thank you guys.
Man, thank you very much.
Yeah, lucky escape.
Jubal's First Date Follow-Up.
Hey, everyone. It's Katie
Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's to help me out like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun. Thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.
We're going to take some viewer questions as well.
I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?
Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.
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exclusive extended interviews, and more.
Now this is a second term we can all get behind.
Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Welcome. My name is Paola Pedrosa, a medium and the host of the Ghost Therapy Podcast,
where it's not just about connecting with deceased loved ones. It's about learning
through them and their new perspective. I think God sent me this gift so I can show it to the world.
And most of all, I help people every single day.
Listen to the Ghost Therapy Podcast on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.