First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up is a little crazier than the rest!

Episode Date: March 11, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".Have you ever been getting ready for a date, decided to take two showers and now you're late!? Jubal Fresh has and so has the girl in today's First Date Follow Up! Can The Jubal Show get her a second date!? Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Jubal Show on demand. First date follow-up. For your brand new first date follow-up, and you know how it goes. You're getting ready for your first date, and you're nervous, and you look at the clock, and you're like, I've got to be there by 7 by seven and it's 645 and you know, it takes 10 minutes to get to the restaurant you're going to. So you're like, well, I guess I can shower one more time and shave again and do my hair again. And then before you know it, it's 710 and you're late for your date and they don't understand and they're

upset and they didn't realize you just had to take three showers for whatever reason. That's what happens. Cause I'm late a lot of places.'t realize you just had to take three showers for whatever reason. It happens. That's what happens because I'm late a lot of places. I get distracted and I might take two showers thinking I have more time than I do

and maybe that's what Emma did because Emma says she went on a date with a dude named Jonathan but now she's not getting a call back and it might be because she was late.

So Emma, tell us a little bit about your date with Jonathan. How was it? Well, I thought we had a great night together, but then that mother

never texted me again after our date. What? Well, you know, I thought it was a lovely date. I mean, he's got me out here thinking I'm crazy. How long has it been since your date? Two weeks ago. Okay. Yeah, we were texting right up until the date

and he literally didn't text me, ever again after the date ended. You were late to your date, right? Is that the problem? Was he annoyed about it? I mean, he was definitely late. I mean, around 35 minutes late. Oh, okay. That's very late.

35 minutes is more than just a little late. 35 minutes is super late. That's enough late. 35 minutes is more than just a little late. 35 minutes is super late. That's enough time for the guy to get up and leave. Well, I got a speeding ticket on the way there. Oh, no. So you're going to be late and then you're speeding and then you got pulled over and made you later? Wow. You really know how to make someone feel better, don't you?

No, I mean, we were just joking around. You know how we do on the show. We're playful. We don't think you did anything. I mean, look, it happens to everybody, right? Yes, it does, but you don't have to give me shit about it. I mean, I already feel that. How did the date go, though?

Did you enjoy him, and did you think that he was cool with that? Wow, you're really being nice to me. I mean, I thought we had a really good date. And I am absolutely mystified why he is not calling me back. And I apologized. I mean, I apologized a really lot about it. It's okay. No, I'm a really nice person.

All right. Well, we'll try to figure out for you. How did everything end with him? Great. I mean, we had a kiss at out for you. How did everything end with him? Great. I mean, we had a kiss at the end of the night and I went home. I mean, we were going to set up a second date, but. Did he kiss you back, though? Did he seem weird?

How did you go kiss him? Did you just jump on him and kiss him? Kiss him on the forehead, the cheek, the mouth? And what was his reaction when you did that? No, we were leaving the restaurant and he said he had a really good time. And I said, I had a really good time. And so I just leaned in and kissed him and said, okay, I'll see you later. Emma, one other question I had for you.

How did y'all meet in the first place? Well, I mean, we met at the YMCA. Well, that's a new one. Like working out at the YMCA or? Wait, they have a gym at the YMCA. Well, that's a new one. Like working out at the YMCA or? Wait, they have a gym at the YMCA? No, I was just hanging out at the front of the YMCA and he came up and he just started talking to me and I don't know, he's really cute. So we decided to go out.

Okay. Oh. Well, that's cool. Okay, nevermind. It was really easy. All right. Well, the hard part, the really effing hard part is you're not getting a call back. And I know that that's what you're worried about.

So we're going to play a song, come back, and then call him and see if we can figure out why he's not calling you back and try to get you another date. Okay? Okay. We'll try, okay? It shouldn't be this f***ing hard. No. Actually, we'll do it next. It's the Jubal Show on Hits 1.

Emma is on the phone today for a first date follow-up. If you missed the first part, she wants us to call a guy named Jonathan who she met at the YMCA. Apparently she was just hanging out in front of the YMCA and Jonathan and her struck up a conversation and then they decided to go out for dinner

and Emma thinks she's not getting a call back because she was 35 minutes late to her date. She said she was already late and then she got pulled over and got a ticket and she thinks that maybe being late is the reason that Jonathan's not calling back after their date.

They did share a kiss at the end of the evening. Did you share it or did you just take it? You said you kissed him. Yes, I kissed him. Okay. You act like there's some kind of problem with that. No, I don't know. I think that's fine.

If you want to kiss somebody, try. And if they say no, then don't. Right? He didn't say no. What did your best friend say about it? I actually haven't told her yet. We're saying it's fine. So you went and you kissed him and you thought he enjoyed himself.

You guys talked about plans, but he hasn't called you since then. It's been two weeks. We're going to get him on the phone and try to find out what happened, okay? See if we can get you another date. Mm-hmm. Hello? Hi, man. Speak to Jonathan, please.

Yeah, man. Who's calling, please. Yeah, man. Who's calling? This is Jubal from a radio show called The Jubal Show. And this is Alex from a radio show called The Jubal Show. And this is English Evan from a right-hand side. How are you? Oh, wow. I'm doing good, man.

That's the reason for the call this morning. Do you know the show? Are you familiar with the show at all know the show are you familiar with the show the show at all yeah I'm familiar with the show I listen to y'all in the morning time

okay cool thank you sweet well then you might have heard the first eight follow-ups before you ever hear one of those

yeah I've heard those before okay yeah well that's why we're calling we got an email about you from someone else who listens to the show. Wait, what?

What are you talking about? Who? You don't know who it might be? No guesses? Gotta be this crazy chick, Emma, man. Yes. We have a winner. It is Emma.

She emailed us about you because she said you guys went out on a date and you're not calling her back and she wants to know why. I'm guessing the fact that you just called her a crazy girl. You didn't say that in a complimentary way. Man, look. She's a, you know, she's very pretty. Like, she comes off very shy, very meek. Like, her personality, man, is just like, it's all over the place. Like I didn't know who I was talking to throughout the day.

Sometimes like, and then, you know, she got a speeding ticket or some crap, you know? And it was like, she just cried about it and cried about her insurance going up and her dad being mad. Like we're teenagers or something.

I'm like the entire date. She's, you know, she's just all over the place, crying about the insurance. She was crying enough. Did it make a scene? It made a scene, man. The whole restaurant was turning, looking at. Mind you, this is my first date with this girl, man.

Now I got people looking at me like I did something, and she just got there. So during the dinner, were you trying to like calm her down? Like, did you say it's going to be okay? I kept telling her, you know, it's going to be okay. It's a speeding ticket. Like we all get them. Like, I mean, just pay the ticket.

You know, she's talking about her insurance and stuff. Yeah, it's like, who cares? Give it up. You're on a date. Who cares? Exactly. We're here. You're here now.

You got here safe. Let's enjoy the date. Who cares? Exactly. We're here. You're here now. You got here safe. Let's enjoy the date. She just cared more about the ticket and everything else. I'm like, you know, one moment she'll be crying. Then one moment she's perky and happy and want to get to talking. That's like, man, do you know how they say crazy girls are good in bed? Look, she was so crazy. I didn't even want to take her home.

That's the one I didn't even want to deal with. I didn't want to test that. All right, man. Well, hey, she's on the phone. If you listen to the first day of falls, you know that she's actually on the phone and wants to talk to you. Oh.

Is she crying again? She was. Oh, man. Wow, I didn't know I was going to be mocked while I was on hold. But I'm so sorry I made you uncomfortable. Hey, look, man. I'm sorry.

You're sobbing at the table. You know, if you just slow the f*** down, and then, you know, you slow the f*** down in the car, maybe the kids will slow down. Oh. The f***ing YMCA. What? Yeah. What? Yeah.

What are you talking about? You went through four other girls before you got to my name. Is that where you go and pick up all your girls, the YMCA? See, I told you all she was crazy. I told you she was crazy. No, you're laughing at me. I mean, there is no respect at all. Look, look, Emma.

I do not meet all my women at the YMCA. I was minding my business. You were the one standing in front of the YMCA like a whole weirdo. Like, you didn't even go inside to work out. I was handing out travel brochures, you asshole. I was working. Travel brochures? You wasn't handing out travel brochures.

You was handing out ValPaks. Like, who the hell cares around thousands of ValPaks? Hey, you're the one who accepted the date. You were handing out ValPaks? Like the coupon things that you get in the mailbox? Yeah, it's my job. I'm doing my job and he's getting a little judgy look man that's not actually a job you know yeah it is it's charity work i go and i hand out

valpax at the ymca to people who need them because it is charity oh again I told y'all she was crazy. Charity and jobs are two different things, baby. You don't get paid for charity. You know, that's free time. It's charity work, okay? So do you do charity for some place that hands out Valpax outside of the YMCA? No, I go to the Valpax, the place where they print the Valpax, and I get a bunch of them, and I go hand them out to places where people who need them are like the YMCA on her own time bro that's correct that's a hobby yeah it's not a hobby it's not a hobby it's not a hobby it's a charity and you met me while I was there and you thought I was good enough to date so I don't think you should be judgy, okay? I mean, I just thought your boobs looked perfect.

What? Lord have mercy. Thank you. I had them done last year, and I know. They're really pretty good. All right. Hey, I want to ask a question right now then on that note. Jonathan, would you like to go out on another date with Emma?

We'll pay for it. Sounds like you both like something about each other oh no I'm all the way good on that come on Johnny you sure you know what you see anybody that you say I quit you just switch anybody that switch like that I don't't need a mom. I don't need a mom. I'm okay. I'm good. Sure. Oh, my God. Is that what you think about me when you see my boobs?

I had them done. They were very expensive. I'd go get a refund if I was you. They're really not helping your personality. Well, fuck you. Hey, look, man. Can I go now? Yeah.

Yeah, go ahead, man. Sorry you didn't get another. Okay. All right. Take care. Okay, see you look, man. Can I go now? Yeah, go ahead, man. Sorry you didn't get another. All right. Take care. Okay. See you later, Johnny. Bye. You guys, thank you so much. You just clarified so much. I'm going to text him back and

hopefully we can get a second date going. Did you not hear the call? I don't think he wants to go out with you again. That's what I was picking up on the end. Did you get the same thing? No, he liked my boobs. I mean, I had them done. Right. Okay.

Oh, no. Excuse me. Just to clarify things for you, Emma, I will never go on a date with you again, okay? Okay, but will you go on a trip? Hey, guys, y'all have a good day. All right. See ya.

The Jubal Show On Dem trip? Hey, guys, y'all have a good day. All right. The Jubal Show on demand. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch right in time for a new season of my podcast. Next question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about?

Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. People, my people, what's up? This is Questlove. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Questlove Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season, but, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance.

You've got gotta check them out listen to quest love supreme on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast