First Date Follow Up - The Jubal Show - This First Date Follow Up is a little scarier than the others!

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

First Date Follow Up is when we get an email from someone who went on a date and the other person isn't calling back. We get that other person on the phone to see why they're "ghosting".This First Date Follow Up is a little scarier than the others! Leave a rating and review wherever you listen. It will help the show out in a big way. If that's not your thing, you can find us on social media here:https://instagram.com/thejubalshowhttps://twitter.com/thejubalshowhttps://www.tiktok.com/@thejubalshowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Jubal Show on demand. First day follow-up. Brandon is on the phone today for War of the Roses to catch a cheater, and he thinks that his girlfriend of four years, her name is Tiffany, he thinks Tiffers is cheating. And we're about to find out. I guess they've been living together for a little over a year or two. Brandon, thank you for your email.

Always sucks to have to come on the show like this, but why do you think Tiffers is cheating on you? Can you call her Tiffany? Tiffany is cheating on you. this, but why do you think Tiffers is cheating on you? Can you call her Tiffany? Tiffany is cheating on you. Yeah, I don't call her Tiffers. Okay. Well, whatever you call her, hopefully you're not calling her a cheater after this.

I honestly hadn't suspected anything at all until last week. Oh. Okay. Last week, what happened? I got this weird email when she was out of town. Well, not like a weird email. It was an Uber Eats receipt, but it was from her cart. You got to explain a little more there.

I mean, typically, if we're, you know, like having a date night or something in, I'll always pay for it. She just, you know, obviously, I'm the man. Yes, you are, Brandon. Yes, you are. Okay.'m the man. Yes, you are Brandon. You are. Okay. Why is this weird then to you? I don't understand. Well, because normally if that happens, we're together. That's why she has my card on her account. Like if she does order us dinner or anything for the house, she just puts it on my card, you know? Okay. When she's out of town, she should be putting everything on her company card you know I think I'm tracking with you now

so she was out of town for work and she ended up ordering Uber Eats but on your card not her company card was it a lot or something how much money was it it was a lot it was like $150 appetizers two dinners

two dinners, two dinners. My girl likes to eat, but not that much, you know? I wonder if she did it on accident. I mean, that's a lot of food for one person, but yeah, it could be an accident. No, like accident like that she ordered on Uber Eats. Yeah. Like she was ordering two dinners for her

and someone else. Oh, right. Yeah, because I mean, it's weird that it's two dinners, right? It's not like she went out with a bunch. Did she tell you that she was out with clients or out having dinner for work? Uber Eats, though, that delivers. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Even better point. She wasn't out anywhere. She was getting it delivered. Two dinners delivered while she was out. Getting delivered. On a work trip. Okay. Now it's making sense to me.

I don't know why that part was so hard to get through my head, but. Well, now that we're clear on that. Yeah. Okay. Now it's making sense to me. I don't know why that part was so hard to get through my head. Well, now that we're clear on that. Yeah. Okay. So you're thinking that she obviously was hanging out with somebody else and ordered food. Did you mention anything to her? Did you ask her about it?

I haven't talked to her about it yet. I hope this is a huge misunderstanding and I just end up being embarrassed thinking it was something it's not. I mean, it could have been an accident, right? Maybe she ordered two entrees on accident or something. Oh, wait, did she travel? Maybe she traveled with a co-worker. She just bought dinner for her. It's hard to accidentally order something on Uber Eats.

Also, I will say, playing devil's advocate here, haven't you ever just been on vacation like you're in a hotel, even if it's for work or not, and you just are really hungry? But you're out of town. You just get are really hungry, but you're out of town. You just get a lot of stuff because you're out of town. For sure, diets don't exist when you're out of town. That's a lot of food, though. I'm trying to be positive here, Evan.

No, I mean, if she ordered anything like that, she would have used her company card, not her personal one, you know? Okay, true. Yeah, and her personal one just happens to be your personal one, so you got to see it. And you haven't asked her about it. Why haven't you asked her about it? I wouldn't know where to begin, honestly.

I don't want to come off... We've had fights before, and I don't want to come in hot and start off something if there's nothing going on. Also, you want to just see for yourself, so don't give her any clue that you think that she's cheating. That you know.

Exactly. Okay. Well, what grocery store does she shop at? At B****. Okay. And I'm assuming she's a rewards card member at B****? Of course. Of course.

Who shops anywhere that's not a rewards card member? I mean, what grocery store doesn't have a rewards card member? Exactly. You're just wasting money at that point. All right, so we'll call her from there, say that we just opened up a brand new floral department. A bland new, that would not be good. That would be a really boring floral department.

A brand new floral department. And we'll offer to send flowers to anybody special to her and see if she sends them to you or someone else, okay? Okay. All right, man. We'll play a song, come back, and then get your War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater next. It's a song, come back, and then get your War of the Roses to catch a cheater next.

It's a jubile show. In the middle of War of the Roses to catch a cheater and on the phone with us right now is Brandon, and Brandon thinks that his girlfriend Tiffany of four years

might be cheating on him. Why? All because of Uber Eats. Yep. She's been working for Uber Eats. Working. But it doesn't seem like she's delivering the eats.

She's more just being a freak in the sheets. Oh my God. That was incredible. I was wondering where this was going. It was a super long stretch. I didn't think I could get there, but I did. I didn't either.

It wasn't even close to as good as I wanted it to be, but I still got to the end. Good job. She actually got Uber Eats delivered when she was out on business a little while ago, except his card is associated with their account. And normally it's on a company card. He got the receipt for it though.

And it was two meals, $150 worth of food. She didn't say she was hanging out with anybody or she wasn't rooming with any coworkers. So he's pretty sure that on that trip, something must've happened. We're about to call her from the grocery store that she shops at and that she's a rewards card member at and say that we've opened up a brand new big floral department. And we'd love to promote that by giving the free gift of some flowers that you can send to anybody you want and see if she sends them to her boyfriend, Brandon, or someone else. All right, Brandon, you ready? You better send them flowers to me. I hope so, man.

For real. Here we go. Hello? Hi, this is Chortle calling from ******. I was looking for Tiffany ******. Yeah, who is this? Chortle, you're a rewards member with us, and please don't hang up. Hello? What is this about? Hello?

We're actually calling some of our rewards card members to say thank you for shopping with us, and you're one of the lucky people that answered the phone, so thank you for shopping with us. We're one of the lucky people that answered the phone so thank you for shopping with us we would like to extend a free gift to you yeah this sounds really sketchy so we just opened a big huge new floral department i don't know if you've been in recently and seen it no okay well next time you're in the store check it out it is beautiful and we're promoting our new floral department by offering some of our customers free flowers to deliver to anybody that they want for free. What do you want? My credit card number? My address?

Nope. I mean, is that some? None of that. It's just a free gift for our regular customers to say thank you. Okay. I guess. How does this work? It's 36 long stem

red roses delivered anywhere in the contiguous United States of America to anybody that you want. I would need just a name, first and last, and then something that you want to put on a card, and then the address to send them to, and that is it. Okay. Okay.

Alright, like a Cheer up card or something I'm going to send them to somebody I know had kind of a rough week I guess That's a bummer but hey maybe some flowers will cheer him up And who would you like to send them to? Yeah he had to put his dog down So this is going to be a nice way to cheer him up That's sad

We don't have a Dog Brandon? I knew it Holy shit We don't have a dog. Brandon? I knew it. Holy shit. What was that? It's your boyfriend, Brandon, and we don't have a dog, Tiff.

What? What's going on, Tiffany? Hey, this is actually the Jubal show. My name's not Chortle at all. It's Jubal. This is the Jubal show. It's a radio show. My name's Jubal.

And mine's Alex. And mine's English Evan. And I'm Christian Grisnow. And that's your boyfriend, Brandon, who's on the phone because he thought you might be cheating on him. And I didn't even get to get a name or anything. You just jumped in about the dog, so. What the actual is going on right now? What is happening?

This is some six Tiffany What the who's this dude I Was his name you're gonna send him flowers to the guy you're dating whose dog died We've been together for four years and I don't have a dog. So who are you talking about? Oh my God. I know. Tiffany, who is it? You don't know him.

Met him at the gym. His name is Robbie. Oh, wow. I don't give a fuck if his dog died. This Robbie guy, I'm going to kill him when I find out who he is. Listen, no. Come on, babe. We'll just have a conversation. Let's just not

do this right now. Can we not do this? We got to do this. No, Tiffany. It's too late for talking. I'm going to kill this Robbie guy like his dog. Okay, no, you're not. Okay, I'm going to make him and his dog are going to be reunited, Tiffany. I just want to point out the Jubal Show does not condone murder.

This is getting weird and sounding kind of dangerous. Tiffany, I love you, Tiffany. I love you, Tiffany, and you're cheating on me. I can't do this right now. I can't do this right now. Who is this Robbie guy? I told you, you don't know him. Can we just talk about this?

Tiffany, where'd you meet him? Why are you still with Brandon? Why are you cheating on him? Why don't you just leave him? I don't owe you any kind of explanation. I don't know who you are. You don't owe me, Tiffany. I'm going to talk to you.

Four years and you don't owe me, Tiffany? Really? Okay. I don't want to do this right now. You said you met him at the gym? You met him at the gym? Then I'm going to go to that gym then. I'm going to wait outside that gym.

I'm going to check every ID of everybody that goes in there. The first Robbie I see is getting to work. Okay. Every Robbie at that gym, Tiffany, I'm serious. Okay, I'm not... Okay, we're going to talk about this. Don't go to the gym. Let me, like, give me like an hour

and then let's like meet up or whatever. It's fine. It's not fine, Tiffany. We've been together for four years. Four years. We were talking about starting a family, Tiffany. And then you do this? You cheat on me?

Tiffany? Tiffany, who was there when you didn't have a job, Tiffany? Who was it there? I really don't want to do this. I told you I'm not going to do this right now. Who was there when your girl died, Tiffany? Was Robbie there? You don't need, just don't do anything crazy,

and let's have a conversation not now, okay? What is it, Tiffany? He's got bigger muscles than me or something okay just shut up shut up and you okay I'm like all of your both I'm really I'm tired of all your both I don't want to be doing this right now you backed me into a corner and here we are and now you're making an ass of yourself and I just don't i don't want to deal with it i just don't want to deal with it so you i'm making an ass of myself tiffany you you want it you want a reason any reason well robbie's better at everything than you he's got more you he's better looking than you he's better in bed than you everything so i'm

just done i'm so done and i didn't want to do this like this, but you made me, so whatever. So just f*** you. Wow. She hung up. Of course she did. You okay, Brandon? No, I'm not okay. I knew it.

Well, keep your head up. It'll get better. I mean, I'm destroying some of her bags, though. Get it, get it. That's fair. Yeah, I think that's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Especially what she said to you at the end.

Go for it. As long as no one gets physically hurt, we're good to go. Hey, everyone. It's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well.

I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to Decisions Decisions, the podcast where boundaries are pushed and conversations get candid. Join your favorite hosts, me, Weezy WTF, and me, Mandy B, as we dive deep

into the world of non-traditional relationships and explore the often taboo topics surrounding dating, sex, and love. Every Monday and Wednesday, we both invite you to unlearn the outdated narratives dictated by traditional patriarchal norms. Tune in and join the conversation. Listen to Decisions Decisions on the Black Effect Podcast Network, iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.